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menace-bitch · 2 years

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nina sayers.

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wuhuislandconspiracy · 6 months

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replaying a really good work phone call in my head like im a sports analyser going over the brilliance of my own greatest hits

#i was PERFECT #until i ended it with 'all good'#instead of bye or see ya or whatever

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gemsiiie · 2 years

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guys i just fucking slayed SO hard

i’m an actual singer dude like actually

@embrassemoimonamour

brooo

#I SANG WHEN HE SEES ME IN FRONT OF AN ENTIRE AUDIENCE AND I FUCKING KILLED IT #I WAS PERFECT #I DIDNT MESS UP ONCE #FUCK MY EGO IS SO BOOSTED #SOOO HAPPY RN #gemsiiie rants

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skinnybitch333 · 2 years

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#i was perfect

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

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shrubsparrow · 4 months

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It's in the eye of the beholder

#comic #birds #my art #I've had this idea for a while #after a lecture that talked about how traits we consider cute are traits found in babies #I feel like birds would have a very different definition of cute from us #anyway after making the bird tutorial I feel the pressure to draw perfect bird anatomy #but tbh I still just wing it a lot of the time!!#hehe “wing it”

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ratt-teeth · 9 months

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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

#my perfect yucky boy i would die for him #dog #ratt teeth says shit #ratt dog

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noperopesaredope · 11 months

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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sopuu · 4 months

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animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

#thank you Real Life for being called that so i could make this joke #and also for giving me the perfect audio for my assignment #if you can spot the third life references in their outfits you are very cool <3 #life series #trafficblr #mcyt #mcyt fanart #real life smp #grian #goodtimeswithscar #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #animation #sopuuart

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rish-you-were-here · 4 months

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Happy pride

#this is actually a redraw from a while back #i realized there was the perfect toph joke and i squandered my opportunity so i was morally obligated to try again #also the first time people got mad that i said yaoi so heres hoping a 2024 audience will like it more #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #aang #katara #zuko #sokka #ty lee #avatar mai #toph #kataang #zukka #mailee

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0sbrain · 4 months

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alternatives for ai to design ocs

hero forge

picrew

the fucking sims 4

your local furry artist

bitmoji

shitty photoshoped collage

DeviantArt bases

zepeto

making edits of your favorite character

searching "dress up game" on the app store

learning how to draw

#anti ai #“but im an uwu soft bean and i don't know how to draw”#then learn?#you know you can create right you are capable of more than just “consuming”#im not saying you need to train to be the best artist in the world or that you need to pursue a future in the art industry #you don't need to be perfect you just need to try #that feeling of needing things done right now only works to alienate you from the labor behind the things you love

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creekfiend · 2 months

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what's my biggest pet peeve well it's when someone makes a text post on tumblr dot com in which they are trying to romanticize the notion of the livestock guardian dog but they don't know the distinction between a livestock guardian dog and a herding dog and also they've never met a livestock guardian dog and do not realize what their attitudes towards the sheep that they protect actually are

#a livestock guardian dog does not desire to possess the sheep that it protects I promise that's not the vibe #a livestock guardian dog is biologically conditioned to guard thing. I have heard multiple stories of livestock guardian dogs who #somehow get lost and just decide to start guarding a random deer and her fawn #like hedging my bets found an ungulate. just going to guard it now #I LOVE LGDS THEYRE THE PERFECT ANIMAL.#gourd dog

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itsscaredycat · 18 days

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the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

oh the darkness got a hold on me

#meet me in the woods is PEAK gravity falls vibes #and kinda perfect for billford #i have an entire billford playlist but that’s neither here nor there #gravity falls #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #my art #if i put even one person onto this album from lord huron i’ll be so happy #seriously go listen to strange trails

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lovelyburg · 1 month

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I bet it tastes like peach

#ass tease #ass thick #kiss my ass #i love ass #girls butt #perfect butt #girl butts #great butt #big buns #hot buns #nice buns #cutie w a bootie #big bootie #hot and sexy #sexy peachy bum 🍑

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gayrudeboys · 8 months

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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this:#‘is that the senior citizen price?’#‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’#‘just say it is’#‘that is the senior citizen price’#‘oh! perfect!’#i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

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lavendervalleyexpress · 2 months

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In Deadpool & Wolverine, one of the Deadpool Corps members is dressed up as Hugh Jackman’s character from The Greatest Showman. This implies that there is an alternate universe where Wade has to sing The Other Side with Logan, to convince him to join the X-Men. In this essay I will-

#deadpool and wolverine #Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers #the greatest showman #Deadpool #wolverine #rewatching the movie and I can’t believe I missed this one #we got 2 greatest showman bits 10/10 perfect movie #now that we have Hugh Jackman back (until he’s 90) they *have* to make a musical #500 #1k #5k #10k #15k

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