#i will walk off this cliff rn

[danburys]

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ yongbok’s voice. that teddy bear is my friend

[theinfinitedivides]

he finds her phone on the ground after dragging himself all the way back to where they left and he goes into panic mode. 'no. Kang Young Hwa, no.' i hate this i hate this i hate this i want to be put down

[ghouljams]

Professor!Ghost? Professor!Love? I’m going to need to lay down on the grass and get back in touch with reality bc rn all I can think about is THEM

Again this entire premise is @waves-against-a-cliff 's fault, blame him.

Professor!Love, darling of the anthropology department, bane of Ghost's existence. Her rate my professor is a mess of "hardest class you will ever take" and "this woman is rabid but I would let her bite me, dear god she's hot." She turned her special interest into an academic career and she is thriving. The only thing she needs now is that hot Philosophy prof's number and she'll be at 110%.

Except the first thing that happens when she tries to visit Ghost's office hours is him slamming the door in her face as soon as she opens her mouth. Rude! She needs philosophy recommendations! Ghost is pressing his hands against the door because his heart nearly stopped when she called him "Simon" like she had every right to his name.

So she goes to his lecture to grab recommendations like that. Walks in and is about to sit in the front row when Ghost hauls her up over his shoulder, walks her back up the steps, and sets her down outside the lecture hall. She's left blinking at another closed door. Ghost has to stand behind his podium the rest of the hour because he's hard. She was so warm and lax against him, he just keeps thinking about the way she'd yelped when he'd grabbed her. Accidentally mixes up Plato and Aristotle, reconsiders his entire life for a solid five minutes after a student points out his mistake.

Again at office hours, this time Ghost walks in and Love's sitting behind his desk flipping through the papers he was grading. He really has to work to keep his eyes off of her when she stands up and leans over the desk to try and ask him... ok he doesn't actually know what she's asking about, but he knows her shirt is really low cut and she has to go. Shoves a book of Kant at her and shoves her out the door with a grumbled swear. The book is neatly returned the next week with a note tucked inside detailing Love's opinions on the various ethical arguments, as well as a recommendation for a book on sex and religion.

Ghost drops by Love's class with another book and stands in the back glaring at her while she absolutely, aggressively, flirts with him the rest of her lecture. As Wave said, he's like one of those birds offering its mate a stick. There's something wrong with her, they shall have a spring wedding.

[harrysbooty]

jack champion hc’s!

a/n: currently in deep jack champion brain rot… this prob has errors but i’m too tired to care so enjoy!! 💘💘

jack champion! who practically kisses the ground you walk on. in his eyes, you hung the sun, moon, and stars.

jack champion! who saves just about any picture you send him.

jack champion! who lets you talk on and on just because he likes loves the sound of your voice.

jack champion! who could stare at you for hours. (in a loving way, not a creepy weirdo way)

jack champion! who never misses the opportunity to post about you. tiktok, instagram, bereal, anything. trust me you’re on it.

jack champion! who always finds a way to bring you up in any conversation.

jack champion! who loves the feeling of your touch. sexual or non-sexual. i mean physical touch is his middle name.

jack champion! who follows you around like a lost puppy. (seriously even has the puppy eyes and everything)

jack champion! who will learn your favorite song on piano. (yes i fully believe he is a piano guy. no i won’t be taking any comments at this time)

jack champion! who believes you’re it for him. he’ll never find another like you, and to be honest he doesn’t really need to.

jack champion! who calls you any nickname in the book. baby, sweetheart, love, babe, angel, etc. although his personal favorite is baby doll.

jack champion! who is an absolute sap for you and has no shame in showing it.

“bro you’re so whipped.”

“okay and?”

jack champion! who could sit in complete silence with you but still be perfectly content, just because he’s with you.

jack champion! who says i love you almost too quickly. but once he felt it, he couldn’t not say it.

jack champion! who will spam text you 70 times if you don’t answer after the first. oh and don’t forget about the 30+ calls/facetimes.

jack: hey

jack: hello

jack: hi

jack: i’m bored

jack: can u come over

jack: i miss u

jack: hellooooo

jack: are u dead

jack: babe

jack: babe

jack: babe

jack: what if i was falling off a cliff rn

jack: u don’t love me

jack: ANSWER PLS

jack: im actually dead now thx u let me die

jack: HELLO

jack: pls answer me

jack: im sad

jack: i miss u

you: jack i was showering

jack: U STILL LET ME DIE

jack champion! who sends you tiktoks even if you’re sitting directly next to him.

jack champion! who prefers to be little spoon because he likes the feeling of being in your arms. (barf)

jack champion! who makes it his mission to make sure your entire family likes him.

jack champion! who will buy you anything you need because he likes to spoil you. see a necklace you like? expect to get it for your birthday. new dress you saw at a store? already bought.

jack champion! who does anything to make you blush.

jack champion! who is die hard one direction fan. like knows every song. (but let’s be honest don’t we all?)

jack champion! who plays with your hair whenever your head is in his lap.

jack champion! who loves when you play with his fingers subconsciously. it’s something so simple, but it makes his heart soar everytime.

jack champion! who knows your every order from any food place you guys go to.

jack champion! who traces small shapes into your thighs when his head in in your lap. (bonus points for small kisses here and there)

jack champion! who always greets you first before doing anything else when he comes home. (if you’re living together or even just visiting one another)

jack champion! who will kiss any part of you he can. (don’t tell anyone i told you this but his favorite is nose kisses, giving or receiving)

jack champion! who would do anything for you because you’re the best thing to happen to him and he’ll be dammed if he ever lost you. (told ya… mans a sap)

a/n: zoowee she was a lengthy one. pretty pls send in any requests you have for me. i do top gun, obx, jack (just not ethan yet bc i haven’t watched any of the scream movies but i’m getting there i promise). anywho hope u liked :)) smooches 💘💘

[reticent-writer]

i feel like im going to hell for asking something like this, but... Muzan with a daughter that knows he has a fake family, but he spends more time with the fake kid than his actual one. even though he promises to make time for his daughter, it's never kept. real daughter gets depressed and offs themselves by sunlight, with a note wishing he'd love them more instead of making them feel like a mistake

POV: Me with my dad rn

So sorry for the wait. The other requests are in the making, got like 6 in my inbox💀

Demon slayer masterlist

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The sun was setting as Muzan shuffled around his room. He was getting ready to go to the town he had established a family in.

You watched in the door way, hoping he didn't forget about the promise he made to you.

You were going to redecorate your room, and multiple others in the castle, together. (It's a old castle and muzan likes to be up to date with the times)

"Dad?"

"Hm? "

"Where are you going?" A question that you had asked many times and always got the same answer-

"To keep up my image as a human."

'It's like he's ashamed of me'

"Can I come?"

"No, I'll be back later." And with that he was gone.

So, like always, you waited patiently for him to come back.

.

.

.

He didn't come back for a whole week. In that time you had redecorated everything. He didn't notice.

When he did he acted as if he were there the whole time.

'I should be used to this by now.' You thought but that didn't stop it from hurting.

He completely forgot about his promise. This wouldn't be the first time it happened

"Dad?"

"Hm?"

"The next time you leave I won't be here when you come back." You say matter of factly. The only reason you've been around this whole time was because you thought he wanted you to be.

Time had changes your father, he used to adore you, he used to drop everything for you.

"And why is that?"

"You'll see when I get back." He said walking away from him.

He didn't even question it. He didn't even care.

When you got into your room you wrote notes for the 12 moons and your father.

You waiting for muzan to leave then you left after him, leaving the notes in places where each recipient would easily find.

You ran until you reached a cliff where you decided would be a nice stop to watch the sunrise.

It was beautiful.

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Muzan felt your deal that and immediately came back to the castle, he found a note on his desk in his study. It read-

-I am tired of going unnoticed-

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[ohbo-ohno]

Hi, I love your writing so so so so so much and it's like my goal in life to get as good as writing as you, but I was just wanting to ask if you would write a ghoap puppy play drabble but with a ftm reader, I don't wanna make you uncomfortable but I actually can't find any puppy play stuff with a ftm reader in it and I would literally worship the ground you walk on if you did (if you don't feel comfortable doing this please don't)

yknow i dont take requests but you're actually the sweetest person alive (and i want to write puppy play rn) so sure!!! tysm for such kind words <3 (also your goal should be to get 10x better than me but i love you anyway)

1.8k of ghoap x ftm!reader with puppy play :) words used for reader's genitalia are cunt, hole, and cock (also reader is called pretty once)

It's a struggle not to beg, but you're a good boy. You stay still on your knees, paws resting on the wood below you, and you focus all of your attention on staying good.

Johnny's not good. Johnny's never a good boy, and usually that's a blessing for you, but right now it's a curse.

A whine slips from your lips, unintentional but loud. You lick your lips, swallow, and try to settle. Still, you've drawn Ghost's attention.

His hand stills in the air and he cocks an eyebrow. "Need somethin', pup?"

You lick your lips beneath the wire muzzle, shake your head. You don't need anything, you only want his hands on you. Simon's the only one who decides what you want.

He lands another smack against Johnny's bared ass, and the other pup wriggles on his lap, eyes screwed up - in pain or pleasure, you can't tell.

"Look'it him," Ghost rumbles, grabbing Johnny by the mohawk and forcing him to look at where you're knelt several feet away. "He's gotta wait for his turn because you can't remember how to be good. That seem fair?" He shakes Johnny's head for him, and you catch him smirk when Johnny whines. "You'd be barkin' and howlin' like I'd fuckin' shot you if your positions were reversed, but he's sitting there, nice and pretty."

You shift on your knees, padded hands tapping the floor in an effort to expel any of your energy. You pant with your mouth wide open, keep your eyes locked on Ghost, trying to ignore the clenching of your hole on nothing but air.

"Poor puppy," Ghost coos, voice edging into that part-affectionate part-condescending tone that makes you drip. "Having to watch me punish Johnny, when you should be getting all my attention. Is not fair, is it?"

That's a trick question, you know it. Anything Simon decides is fair, that's how this works, and you know intuitively that there's no right answer.

You whine, then yip, leaning forward a bit.

He laughs, letting go of Johnny's head and delivering another blow, this one making Johnny wail from behind his own muzzle.

"Little longer, pup," Ghost calls over Johnny's cries, every smack nearly as loud. "Just keep bein' good for me."

You can't help your noises as you watch Johnny's punishment, but you don't move. Your hips rock against the air, but you don't try and push your paws against your cock, don't try and get yourself off without permission.

You're good, you're a good boy. Ghost said so.

You try to keep your breathing even, try to keep yourself away from that cliff-edge of desperation that can get you in trouble, but it's almost impossible with the show you're watching

Johnny's face is red, streaked with tears as he takes his punishment. His thighs and ass are the same shade of red, and the cock hanging between Ghost's spread knees matches too. He's kept hard by the black cock ring at his base, but you know he doesn't need it. His feet kick and push at the couch cushions to no avail, his mitted hands punching and pushing at the arm of the couch.

He's more muted than you, his muzzle a thick leather instead of wire, but you can still hear the way he cries. Johnny's always been loud, and he's not shy about voicing his displeasure.

Eventually, Simon begins to slow his strokes, the sound of his slaps becoming quieter and the time between each one lengthening. Johnny's cries quiet to sniffles, and you shift forward even more, knowing what's coming.

You just barely manage to hold back a whine.

"See?" Ghost rumbles, stroking up and down Johnny's sweat-slick back. "You're alright, hush now. You bring it on yourself, Johnny. Wouldn't need a punishment if you could behave more than five minutes."

His eyes shift up to yours, and you can't bite back the whine this time. Ghost smiles at you as he shifts Johnny from his lap to the floor.

"Nothing like you, huh pup?" He raises a hand, motions you forward, and you're quick to crawl to him. You shove your head into his hand, melting into the scratches through your hair. Soap stays hunched on the floor next to you, head resting on Ghost's knee as he catches your breath.

"Yeah, you're my well-behaved puppy. Nothing like the mutt, hm?" You lean further into his hand, smiling when he chuckles and gives you the pets you desperately want. "My well trained pure-bred, hm? Maybe I should enter you in shows, let everyone see how perfect you are."

Johnny whines from next to you, digging his face further into Ghost's knee. Simon scoffs, but pets him too.

"Nah, couldn't do that with you, mutt. You'd embarrass me just for the punishment." His words are mean but Ghost's tone is soft, and Johnny's eyes nearly roll back in his head at the soft scratches to his scalp. "But you'd be jealous if he got all the attention, wouldn't you?" Ghost sighs, then uses his hands to push the both of you in so your muzzled cheeks are pressed together. "Guess I'll have to keep you all for myself."

Despite your own arousal, it's not too difficult for you to sit and wait while Ghost coaxes Johnny out of his punishment-headspace. It's nice to float in the softness, so rare with the three of you, and you're content with Ghost's hand on your head.

Eventually, he moves away.

"Alright, you want your treat, pup?"

You blink hazy eyes open, shifting to try and follow his hand with a whine. He smiles at you, and grabs you by the nape of the neck to guide you more fully between his legs.

"C'mon, don't you want a reward for bein' a good boy? I think Johnny deserves one too, for takin' his punishment so well."

Soap is quicker to perk up than you, quickly crawling so he's behind you. Realizing what's going on, you sit up more fully on your knees and brace your paws on Ghost's thighs, looking up at him and smiling.

"Pretty thing," he coos. "Don't worry, you'll get to come. Johnny." He snaps, the sound loud right next to your ear. "Go on. Mount him."

Johnny doesn't have the self-control to give you time to adjust, or to go slowly. One minute you're empty and aching, the next you're stuffed to the brim and stretched wide around Johnny's cock.

You both moan, and you feel the leather of his muzzle bump against your naked shoulder. You melt into the space between Ghost's thighs, eye-level with his cock tugged out of his pants as Johnny fucks you without giving you any time to adjust.

You whine loudly, eyes screwing shut at the near painful drag of his cock in and out of your hole. It's good to be filled, satisfying an ache that you've been fighting for what feels like hours, but your body can't help but fight the intrusion, pushing you further up on your knees and making you look up at Ghost for comfort.

He only smirks and pets a hand through your hair as Johnny snarls at your attempt to get away, paws landing on your shoulders and pushing you down into his ruthless thrusts. He snarls at your yelp, wide even behind the muzzle.

"You're alright," Ghost says, hand guiding your head to rest on his inner thighs. "We both know you like it rough, pup, be a good boy and let Johnny give you what you need."

He's right, Ghost is always right, and it doesn't take long for the sharp stretch to turn to pleasure, for the heavy drag of Johnny's cock in and out of you to leave you moaning instead of whining.

You pant with an open mouth, tongue lolling out to rest on your tongue as you try and breathe through the fucking, brain scrambled. Johnny's just as loud behind you, snarls and grunts and moans slipping through the leather as he bullies himself inside of you.

"There ya go, good boy," Ghost rumbles, giving you a solid pat. "Both of you, my two good boys. You're fuckin' him so good, Johnny, giving him such a good treat."

You work your hips against Johnny, pushing back in search for more pleasure, and whine high in your throat when it's still not enough.

"Y'need more, puppy?" Ghost asks, and you nod yes as vigorously as you can with your whole body being rocked in place.

"Here," he grunts as he shifts, moving one leg between your thighs and pressing his boot against your cock. You melt at the sensation, shoving yourself up and grinding against the strings. Your cries are almost deafening as Johnny's thrusts don't falter, the combination of stimulation heavenly.

"Go on, get yourself off. You've earned it."

You don't last long after that. You work your hips against his boot, the texture rough but perfect against your slick and swollen cock, sensitive hole still pounded mercilessly by Johnny. You feel insane with pleasure, eyes rolled back in your head and drool slipping endlessly down your chin as you let yourself drown in in.

You clench hard around Johnny when you finally come, cunt clenching him and milking him for all he's worth. He howls from behind his muzzle, pressing his face along your neck. You know if his mouth was free he'd be marking you, sucking bruises into your skin and covering you in his spit. You almost whine at the lack of it.

But you're far too drenched in your own euphoria to miss anything, really, your only focus on pushing yourself to higher heights of pleasure.

You float down, eventually, but you're immediately thrown into overstimulation as Johnny's pace continues exactly as it was. He continues to pound into your mercilessly, the sound of your slick shameful in the quiet room.

You paw in a panic at Ghost's thighs, looking up at him with wide eyes as you press closer to try and get away from the cock rearranging your insides. He only smirks and presses his boot up, the pressure against your cock so soon after an orgasm absolute torture.

"Let Johnny have his treat now," he scolds lightly, giving you a slight tap to your cheek that has you trying to nuzzle yourself into the crease between his thighs and hip. "Maybe he'll manage to get off, even with that pretty ring on his cock. Let's let him try, hm?"

You look up at him with vision blurred by tears, whining as you balance the sharp edge of pleasure-pain from Johnny's minstrations.

Ghost only smirks, petting you again. "Hang tight, pup. Be a good boy for me, let our other boy have his fun."

You whine, and bury your face next to his cock, trying to breathe evenly as Johnny only drives himself more and more insane inside your cunt.

[luvring]

Hey! I absolutely loved seeing your Cove with a pregnant reader, and was wondering if you had any hcs for cove with him and his partner’s newborn? Either way! Thank you so much for reading.

COVE WITH HIS BABY

gn!reader | points are specified if the baby's biologically theirs ! and i used both they and it while referring to.. the hypothetical baby...um. don't think many of these points would be specific to a newborn btw, but Definitely a Baby👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻

cove's researched how to take care of a baby for so many months, and he still finds himself unprepared when he finally sees his family together

biological | yes he does point out any features that the baby shares with his partner. yes he does get a little excited if the baby has his hair

you can only describe the look on his face as pure adoration and awe when the baby tries to grasp his hand, only managing to hold a single finger.

^ he thought seeing baby clothes was enough to get used to how small they are. but now he's whispering "your hands are so small" before looking at his partner and going "their hands are so small." like babies are seriously So small

whatever the baby's name is, he'll keep repeating it. whether just the name or saying "hello ___," in a very soft voice

he's,, quite nervous to hold his baby for the first time. what if he holds them wrong? where do his hands go? the pick-up / hand-off is kinda clunky but he gets the hang of it!

cove has a very big grin on his face when their families come to visit. the look he shares with his parents is so. it's. i mean wow i will cry rn. they're so proud of and happy for him

biological | if anyone comments on the baby's similarities to its parents, he sort of unconsciously puffs his chest in pride because well,, that's his baby !!

cries when they finally bring the baby home and place it in the bassinet

depending on his partner's own sleeping patterns and state, he'll be the one to get up if the baby is crying. in fact if he knows his partner's more tired than him when they both wake up, he will make them stay in bed

having a newborn is just so very tiring. shout-out to new parents btw they are so much stronger than me. cove really really loves his partner, and makes sure they're doing okay. splitting up responsibilities, scheduling rest days, spending time together, etc. is super important to him

he really develops a new appreciation for his parents because of this, it can be so hard being a parent. cove calls and asks for help, and also to thank them for everything

the confusion and concern in cliff's voice when cove calls him in the middle of the evening, voice strained as he thanked his dad for taking care of him,, vs the laugh he lets out when cove tells him the baby finally stopped crying after so so long, how do babies just keep crying??? did he always cry ??

omg. have you guys seen that dad who matches outfits with his daughter and lets her choose by holding the outfits up in front of her. omg

^ probably asks his partner for help with picking out clothes. like they're all baby clothes, won't his baby look cute either way??

the photo opportunities....cove sleeping next to the bassinet/crib...them cuddling...cove reading a little story... him playing with them and lighting up when the baby giggles.. thinking about a very specific photo where the baby's holding his face and cove's laughing. pls.

sends these photos to their families! it's time to make a new scrapbook of photos. if his partner really wants to get this guy emotional/flustered, all they have to do is compare photos of their baby to cove when he was a baby

cove takes walks around the neighborhood with the baby for sure. he always invited his partner to join, too

^ he's very excited the first time they all go to the beach btw. he's a little worried at first that the baby won't like it, and is Very relieved when they do

takes toys seriously. well. seriously in the way that he notes which ones they bought that the baby really likes so he can get more similar ones

cove carrying them over to the fish tank so they can see them all (T＿T) tells them all the fishes' names, and about the different types

something i think is fun is when people talk to babies as if they're making sense. when a baby blabbers and the person nods along like "yeah, i know right? it makes no sense." < cove fr. very supportive of his baby's insightful opinions on the current political climate. and also dora's silly adventures. babies can care about both, he reassures his partner

do you guys know the newborn scrunch. when his baby stops doing that he Will find his partner to tell them. if they're both there to witness it,, the shock on his face. wow. his baby's growing up

cove coming home to both his partner and baby :') there's definitely a few times when he's walked in on them spending time together and he thinks he might cry. he cries

🏷 | @lordbugs @xfangirl-trashx @fifteenshadesofpinkk @lotus-sukimono @bakugosgrenade @vhenis @anime-ships-gay @dreamtydraw

[lvrcpid]

quality time.

in which the sully family spend quality time together! ♡

includes! : gn!reader. use of (y/n). this is kind of a filler post while i work on requests. sully family x older sibling reader. neytiri being fed up with her children. second person pov. this is the product of me having no motivation. no motivation = no creative thinking

“rise and shine sully’s! we’re going on a family outing!” jake bursted through the doors of the mauri. waking all 5 of his kids out of their deep slumbers. you were the first one to shoot up from your spot and immediately laid back down, turning over and shooing your father away “leave me alone and check back in within 5 days” you yawned before closing your eyes.

“i said get-“ your dad flipped your hammock over and you plopped onto the floor, face first. “up!” he finished, walking away to your mom “ma jake! you can’t just injure our children!” she scolded him, watching as you sat up and rubbed your nose. “he’s lucky it isn’t broken..now what’s all of this about?” you stood up and stretched, your back cracking in the process

“since it’s a beautiful day outside i was thinking we could go swimming in the reef.” your younger sister tuk was ecstatic at this, she wanted to go play with all the animals! kiri was just as excited , she loved the ocean. lo’ak and neteyam looked at eachother and bolted out of the entrance “move! i want to get in first!” lo’ak shoved his brother and ran to the ocean.

you nodded at this and rolled your eyes. granted you loved family time but it was still early! and you hated being woken up. you looked down as you felt a small tug on your hand “(y/n) can you take me? kiri already left!” tuk asked you and began pulling you outside “kid didn’t even let me answer- woah!” you said as you fell into the water. you looked behind you and saw you brothers high-fiving eachother. “oh you’re so dead get back here!” you jumped up as you ran further into the water after them.

“stay close kids!” your mom called out as she walked out with jake. “and keep watch of your sister!” jake reminded. the older sullys sighed in unison as neteyam spoke up “yes sir!” he swam off before his father could speak any further.

a few hours later the family found themselves at a cliff above the reef. “do you guys know how to dive?” jake asked , crossing his arms and tilted his head. you rose a brow before looking over to lo’ak and back to the ocean. he had the same idea as you.

the two of you nodded before running past jake and off of the cliff. “(y/n)! lo’ak!” neytiri called out, watching as her kids grew closer to the water “woohoo!!” lo’ak called out as you laughed the whole way down. your younger siblings soon following suit. so did your parents!

your dad laughed as he came up from the ocean “that was fun..but do that again and you’re grounded..for life!” he smiled as he brought you all in for a hug.

you opened your eyes to see neteyam staring at you, a grin across his face “again big sister/brother?” he laughed “oh you’re on baby brother” the both of you swam off and ran back up the cliff, your siblings yelling at you both to jump.

“(y/n) do it and you’re grounded!” jake yelled up at you. he secretly wanted you to jump though, the smile on his face said it all.

“ wouldn’t be the first time! “

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a.n // staring at my inbox yet again. LORD GUYS IM SORRY i feel like i’m letting y’all down :( life is just kicking my ass rn. i still love my baby gworls though. on the bright side i’m thinking about making a part 2 to pick your side , lmk if y’all wanna see that 🦅🇺🇸

[idkfitememate]

Alright listen Mora!Reader is nearly done but I just had a truly awful idea and I’m listening to Extreme/Brazilian Funk rn so I’m on a mind high okay so here’s the tea (never saying that again):

So we know that Obey Me doesn’t follow the Bible in anyway whatsoever really, so why not make the entire game angsty because I’m tried? Bet, making shit angsty is my specialty.

So anyway, that’s where new character/reader comes in: Adam/Eve! And when I put their names together like that, I mean they are the same person. They were made in a way that allows them to flip flop between both genders and sex’s so like they have the best of both worlds. Good a cooking and cleaning and sewing and child stuff as well as hunting and war and providing and so on and so forth.

Now here’s the kicker, they’re the human Lilith meets.

And *poof* love blossoms. She’s like “Awe cute little human~” and they’re like “Wow a being beyond my mortal comprehension! Neat!” Love.

So all the “God doesn’t want me here” shit goes down and instead of being like “aw don’t listen to him baby stay down here with us humans” they’re like “Then??? Stop visiting me??? If The Father doesn’t want that????”

So anyway war starts and she dies-

And their like “OH NO MY LOVE” so they chase after her falling body and try to catch her but end up slipping off a cliff and being forced to watch as Lucifer does the deal thingy with Dia and then they also get reincarnated with her.

But not for good reason oh no, they’re immortal now and forced to watch as she lives her life and watch her descendants live their lives as well.

Also they’ve been instilled with the 7 deadly sins, but the 7 heavenly virtues are still stuck in em as another punishment so they can go “Imma gonna rob this bank😏” “you could use this to feed the poor😇” “NOOOOO-“

They start off being okay with the brothers and still praying but soon (and by soon I mean over the course of thousands of years) it turns into them owing a shrine in their house for the soul purpose of of praying to God to shit on him.

“So today I learned that Lilith’s 243rd descendent is a world leader. That’s cool. Bet you didn’t see that coming huh you fucking bitch? Bet you weren’t counting on that were you whore? Hope your ass sits on an angel with a shockingly sharp halo.”

Yeah they’re pissy which is fair.

And then, the cherry on top?

They get invited to R.A.D. as a human participant.

Now, last they checked this did seem like something Dia would do (they never had bad blood with him) but DAMNIT why them???

They are so fucking tired dude, when they get down there the demon brothers try to scare them and they probably say at some point “Oooooo Beel’s gonna eat you oooooo!!!1!1!11” And they just… rip their leg off and throw it at him before using an ancient magic to rapid fire heal their leg back to perfect health and walk away, leaving them in shock.

I’m sorry it’s late and like I said Mora!Reader is nearly done but this idea (that I know FULL WELL I didn’t articulate right) hasn’t left my mind as well as another that I might dump in a while lmao. Mmm just asshole Adam/Eve!Reader(??? Would anyone read that??-) who is tired of the brothers bullshit and ready to throw Belphie through a wall for coddling them hehe ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

Also I’m open to questions if anyone has any (I doubt it lol) hehe got to many ideas ૮꒰ ˶꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ˶꒱ა♡

Anyway bye-

[sl33paholics]

Do you think anyone in Baki would be crazy enough to fight Santana?

Short answer, YES! (All information stated is gathered from the official jojo wiki)

If half of these men are WILLINGLY wanting to fight a man who's from the Jurassic / Cretaceous era who is 10x their size, height, weight, strength, and so and so, then they are DEFINITELY going to fight Santana.

Now, let's do an analysis. The Pillar Men an ancient race of humanoid, and the Pillar Men are very strong in their own right and able to manipulate their bodies to their liking without worry. Such as:

Super Toughness | When Kars fell off a 175cm cliff and Esidisi swallowing a whole fucking dynamite.

The men seem to have a high tolerance when it comes to pain. In the anime, when Esidisi's body was disintegrated, his brain was still able to function and possess Suzi Q. When Santana's body was ripped / burned he was still able to fight back Joseph.

High Intelligence | According to the wiki, they're able to instantly catch on and learn the mechanics like tactics, systems, one's mind and actions, languages, etc.

Not to say that Pickle isn't as smart or intelligent as the Pillar Men, he definitely understands his surroundings and the physical language the men give him while fighting. However, compared to him and the Pillar Men, they definitely take the cake. Santana was able to pick up on the language between the soldiers Von Stroheim just by listening to them through the vents, as well dismantling a gun that takes HOURS for humans to take apart.

Now, when it comes to fighting, or, advanced fighting, Pickle has number one here. This nigga fought fucking dinosaurs. There's no way the Pillar Men could compete with that. Although, like I mentioned earlier, Santana and the rest are able to manipulate their bodies.

Body Manipulation | The men are able to dissociate and break their bones, flatten the organ to any form they desire. Even with a served body, can they remotely control them. As well slipping into another organisms body and control them via inside.

We all know that Santana was able to control his rip chage, having them come out like spikes. Even able to bend them to his will. Think about it, if Katsumi was fighting this man with his severed arm, he would be dead. Santana entering him through that entrance would cause an instant death.

Absorption | The men's bodies are composed of cells that have digestive acid causing the victims to melt, making the illusion of the Pillar man absorbing into their body.

This ALONE could end a fight. If any of the men are bothering and bickering for a fight while he's unasmused and unphased by their efforts, they'll take it as a sign once he starts to walk past them. Getting in front of Santana as he begins to absorb them without the guy realizing that he's at death's door rn.

It's safe to say that the Baki cast would most likely want to fight a man from his time. To see his ability, to test them. To see if he still has the spirit within him to put up a good spar. Just don't let Yujiro find out about this man. Not saying he'll be afraid (cuz psjhhj why tf would he) but considering his abilities and such, the Orge himself may not want to die to a being like him.

[sugar-omi]

I just thought something really sweet.

Imagine if they were really close, Cliff's grandkid/s would ask him to be their best man. He'd be in shambles.

OMG THATS SO CUTE!!!! also I'm tryna not to imagine cliff like the old man from UP but its tough n idk what to do w myself rn it's breaking my immersion LMFAO

Fluff, grandpa!cliff, K/N = your kids name bc I couldn't decide to name them or not so imma leave that up to YOU🫡

cliff would be so surprised

he wouldn't expect it. he's old, n just figures his grandkid/s would want their friends, parents, or siblings or in-laws in their wedding party

but when they come over one day, or invite him out for a nice meal, and ask him to be their best man/man of honor, he's in tears

with cove, even though it surprised him, the thought did or could have passed thru his head even if it didn't stick

but for the 2nd time? and by his grandbaby?! he's in pieces

"oh."

he totally freezes, eyes wide and he even forgets to breathe for a moment.

"pops?" k/n prods, squeezing cliff's hand.

cliff covers his face, shoulders shaking. he can't help but laugh a bit, and he can't help tearing up.

"pops! are you crying?" k/n exclaims, concerned but also a bit amused since he's laughing.

cliff uncovers his face, his cheeks flushed, and you can see his wet lashes. "i didn't expect you to ask me to be your best man."

k/n smiles, "why wouldn't I! you're great, there's no one else I'd want by my side."

cliff laughs, squeezing their hand. "you're just like your dad."

"so... does that mean you'll do it?"

cliff nods, "I'd love to. I'll make sure your wedding is the best one yet."

"even better than dad and [y/n's]?" k/n teases, grinning mischievously.

cliff matches their energy. "a million times better."

I just thought abt it. he'd prbly faint if all his grandkids asked him

if you have multiple kids ofc

even if you have 5, and they suddenly come visit grandpa cliff, he's still so happy

he's high for days actually

will walk around the house n down the street humming n singing, you can see the rainbows coming off him

still takes charge and makes sure everything is perfect, no matter how big or small the event, or how old he gets

don't even bother teasing him abt how hes glowing or that its becoming a family tradition, bc it rolls off like water on a ducks back

ALSO I THOUGHT ABT IT WHILE WRITING THAT DRABBLE/IMAGINE:

your kid asking cove.

he'd cry like a big baby

he doesn't know how his dad kept it together, bc he can't?!??!

hugs them n promises the best wedding of their life too

also runs around singing and humming n skipping down the halls

doesn't get better if you have other kids that ask him to be in their wedding party too, he'll be happy for weeks, years actually, that his kid/s would want him in their wedding

[dowsinsanity]

2 B THERE

(Fem!reader x Cliff Burton/ fuckbuddies to lovers kinda?/ smut/ fem!receiving/ oral sex/ fingering/ penetration/ spitting/ enjoy;) ) +18 under the cut

It was a cold evening and you were watching a movie, when suddenly your doorbell rang, you hesitated at first but you ended opening the door…

-“Cliff, what r u doing here! Thought you had rehearsal today”

Cliff was shaking a bit rubbing his hands together since it was cold out there

“Hey, yeah i was but, it ended sooner than we thought…”

You looked at him outside your door

-“Wanna come in?”

“Sure i do, im freezing”

-“don’t be so dramatic” you said as he was walking inside

You and Cliff have been seeing each other for a while now, nothing serious, you just hanged around and fucked if you both felt like it, but u weren’t exclusive.

Cliff sat down on your couch and grab the blanket that was previously covering you

“So… what are we seeing?”

-“Nothing really, i was just being lazy today since no one took me out of here today”

“I see, well *he smiles* im here now so you’re alone no more”

-“haha im glad…”

You both stayed talking in the couch covered by the same blanket, at some point it got very late but, that wasn’t really a problem for you, but it sure was a problem for the movies that were playing on the TV which you weren’t watching until something caught your attention…

-“yeah, so I told him to shut u-“ your side eye caught the image on the TV for a second and early enough Cliff looked at the TV too

Some erotic movie was on, not even porn, just some suggestive thing to turn up some horny virgin teenager that would be up that late. You couldn’t see a lot but by the sounds you could tell that someone was being fucked, by the time you looked back again at Cliff he was flustered and not taking his eyes off you

-“what?”

“Nothing is just that… you look so pretty tonight”

-“oh, is that so?” He got closer to your ear and said

“Yeah… I’d like to ruin that prettiness away tonight so, why don’t we go to the room?”

As soon as his words entered in your ear, your panties were nearly soaked, after that he grabbed you and took you to the bed

“Fuck~ i missed this” he kissed you passionately almost getting you already naked

-“C-Cliff i need you…”

“Yeah? You need me? The girl needs me?”

You just nodded frantically and Cliff started to take off your panties

“Well… you look so soaked even though I didn’t do nothing yet, so I think you deserve it”

He put your panties away and kissed your neck while caressing your inner thighs, then he went with your chest where he was nibbling and sucking on your nipples

-“ngh fuck cliff, do something already “

“Atta girl, is coming soon…”

With that being said, he collected some of your slick with his middle finger, not putting it in just teasing your entrance and clit

-“Cliff please~”

“Ok… ok…” he whispered

He started kissing and biting your chest, then your belly, your sides, your thighs… and when you least expected it he licked a fat hot lick off your pussy, you shivered and he laughed, which caused you more tension down there.

He was eating you out as if you were his last meal, and your hands couldn’t leave his head. He separated away from your cunt for a second, just to put two of his long fingers into you, and then continued to sucking.

You were on ecstasy and, without a warning he took them out to bring the to your mouth, you couldn’t care less since you were almost at your climax and were really sensitive

-“im gonna- fuck, imgonnacum”

His licks kept going more steady while your legs were imprisoning him there. After you came he went to give you a kiss

“Can u taste how good you taste?”

-“hmm”

“Good…” he took his pants off along with his boxers and let his cock spring free, you were going to suck him off but you were stopped

“Nuh uh, i need to fuck you rn, so… be good and spread those pretty legs for me”

You did as he told you to do so, he positioned in your entrance and started going in

“Fuuuuck, you’re so tight, I could die in here”

He started pumping faster, and you couldn’t control your moans

“Open your mouth” he demanded , but you were so absorbed that your head wasn’t thinking straight

He took you by the neck while fucking you hard and with a more commanding tone said

“open. Your. Fucking. Mouth.”

You did and he spit inside

“Take your tongue out” your tongue was covered in his saliva and you were still moaning

“Yeah? You like that? Yeah…I knew you would” he kissed you and his thrust started to be more uncoordinated since he was reaching his orgasm

You dug your nails into his shoulder and back (sure to leave a mark) as your second climax was coming to you

He groaned loud “F-fuck, you’re squeezing me, i can tell you’re close darling”

He was right and to make sure you would cum he began to work on your clit with his thumb. After a while he came on your belly as he continued touching you, not long after you were coming as well and you both fell onto the bed.

“Did you like it?” he caressed your cheek

-*panting* “yeah… yeah i did, I always enjoy it with you…”

“I think… we should become something more…”

[purplepixel]

OK I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS:

The 2012 turtle's reaction to the chris bradford finale foreshadowed how I'd feel towards the season 4 finale.

And idk if this was done on purpose, or if this was accidental and just bad writing. Spoilers for the last two episodes of 2012 TMNT season 4.

Every season in TMNT 2012 has the characters occasionally watching an old cartoon that will often foreshadow or tell the audience what this tmnt episode will be about. We get to see the finale of season 4's cartoon show, the Chris Bradford show, in the second to last episode. At first glance, it seems to foreshadow its own episode, Requiem.

Hero character is on a building, someone falls off a building. That's the common denominator of both the Chris Bradford final episode and the episode requiem. Unlike the episode requiem, the Chris Bradford finale is sudden with little to no pay off and has the turtles going..."that's it?"

Which is the opposite of the episode it's showcased in. The episode requiem has one of the most emotional showdowns and death where the actors, storyboarders, and animators put their heart and soul into it. I'm convinced the entire budget went to this second to last episode.

The episode after that on the other hand. The actual finale episode "Owari" is a different story. I'm gonna ignore the questionable writing choices they made to get certain characters where they needed to be in the last moments of the episode bc I have a lot of issues with that but that's not what this is about. This is about Leo and Shredders final stand off.

Actual spoiler time. Shredder should've died either after Leo almost got through to him but went ahead and stabbed him, or when the bros had shredder pinned and Donnie used the retro-mutagen. Not the moment we got.

The death we got seemed to happen...randomly? Why this moment? It was a simple attack that Leo has done before. What made this instance more special? Was it splinters word of wisdom? (Which made no goddamn sense btw) The anime esque freeze frame we get held no emotional weight. It felt simply like a "Leo was faster and stronger" moment. Which. Who cares? This is a weak character moment on both Leo and shredder. A good hero vs villain final fight should ALWAYS be more than just "they were faster/stronger". This is hero vs villain finale showdown 101.

It doesn't help that the final shot we see was unclear on what actually happened. It did not read that he died by Leo's sword at all. Which btw shouldn't have been able to happen anyways since we established that his swords can't pierce shredders heart but whatever. I'm ignoring that rn.

I'm wondering why that creative choice. Did Nickelodeon not want to show a kid killing someone? They had no problem with showing splinter being brutally stabbed on screen an episode earlier. Is it only ok if shredder kills someone? The cross fade from that one "dramatic" freeze frame shot to the next scene paired with all the other context I mentioned had me go..."thats it?" After that, I didn't care that Leo walked to the edge of the cliff and dramatically dropped shredder's helmet. Bc I was still stuck wondering "wtf happened. And also. THATS IT??" Just like the turtles reaction with the Chris Bradford finale.

So I'm wondering. Bad writing? Or was the audience supposed to feel that way towards Shredder's death? If the latter. That's a weird writing choice. Why do that to your big villain of FOUR seasons? And if the former. Well this is 2012 lmao. With every good writing moment you get an equally bad or worse writing moment. Just kinda sucks this happened on arguably the best season of 2012

[broodygaming]

Omfg. Venting. Just low key almost died. LOL.

I have this old ass truck. It’s not ancient ancient but it’s like a 97? A Ford Ranger. Idk something like that. Not as old as my cool old Chevy was. But it does have like 280K miles on it lol.

Anyways. Usually it’s a tank. But it had some issues a few days previously and then today those issues kinda came to the front.

It had died randomly when I was in town last week. No issue, I just restarted. Had to stop in the middle of the road but it’s down town ish so no one is going that fast.

But today! Just a few minutes ago! It was losing power going up our steep hill. We live on a steep gravel hill that’s between 13-15 percent grade in most spots. Go look up how steep that is if you don’t know. It’s steep steep. Especially for a drivable hill.

So I’m backing out of our lower driveway (where the animals are) loaded up with my dog and my freshly milked goat milk and as I go to chug up the hill to our house the Rpm’s just TANK. I’m revving first gear and it is not going. It’s sputtering like it’s gonna die. I slam on the brakes and engage the E brake (idk about newer cars but on old cars the brakes don’t work properly when the engine is off) (this is a stick shift car idk if I mentioned that).

So then im stuck. I can’t get it to power up or whatever. I’m not a car person. I try different gears and just gunning it and it doesn’t work. Im terrified to turn it off all the way. And my cellphone A) doesn’t work rn and B) doesn’t get reception on the hill even if it did work. The only person close to me is Quiet Dave the neighbor who doesn’t talk to anyone. And there’s a REAL possibility that my truck just fucking rolls off the cliff on either side of our STEEP ASS HILL and no one even sees what happens.

So long story short. I do restart it. Multiple times. And on one of those times the RPMs went up. Gunned it and it worked. Totally damaged my poor E brake, I smelled rubber, but I refused to disengage it until I was moving. I finally disengaged it and made it up the hill. It almost died again near the top but we made it.

To say I was shaken is an embarrassing understatement. I was like. Ugly sobbing. My poor dog was looking at me like I was an alien. I was shaking so bad I could barely walk. I have so much driving anxiety (anxiety doesn’t even cover it) and I HATE driving up this all already. This fucking hill has been a source of stress for me for almost literally my entire life. (My uncle used to live where my brother / neighbor lives now and we used to come here for thanksgiving and Christmas sometimes and I vividly remember thinking that we’d just slide backwards down the hill and into oblivion cuz there’s no way any car could just keep climbing up this insane hill).

Anyways. I bitch constantly about the hill but here’s a good example of how it’s legitimately scary sometimes. All fun and games until ur brakes don’t work right and you remember there’s nothing but canyons and trees and blackberry bushes on either side. 😭😭😭

[thatonebylershipper]

soooooo is no one gonna talk about how ME! is so extremely byler coded

okay have fun reading this monstrosity of character analysis if you want to

so uh. mike wheeler. he genuinely thinks he is unlovable and so hard to deal with. he really really thinks that. i disagree with the not thinking part tho. hes a smart kid. when he "jumped" (i do quotations because my little pookie wookie did not jump off that cliff lil guy stepped off) off the cliff, he knew what would happen when he hit the water. (rocks. he didnt even aim for the water he just stepped off right over the rocks and he knew what would happen.)

will is absoluetly a chick magnet and mike knows that. he can see it. hell, he lives it. he knows that will is extremely attractive because he feels the attraction himself. going back to believing he is unlovable, he also doesnt think he is anywhere near good enough for will. he knows that there are probably plenty of girls lined up waiting for a chance to date will and mike thinks that will deserves way better than him.

phonegate phonegate phonegate phonegate

also yeah this bitch (affectionate) has no idea when to stop and just cant stay out of shit. he has to be right in the middle of everything. which btw isnt always a bad thing but it is often detrimental to him.

trouble on my left trouble on my right ive been facing trouble almost all my life-- okay mb i wont make cte references rn i just think its a very mike coded song because genuinely he always has trouble following him around. lil guy cannot escape the Problems and the Horrors

all i have to say about this is gay

OKAY WILL'S TURN

i saw a very interesting character analysis of mike one time talking about how he is always the one to reach out and no one ever reaches out to him. not even will. which you might be like "what are you talking about" but its true. when will tells mike about his problems or whatever is going on, mike always asks questions to try and understand better. hes always the one to reach out first. when he tried to open up however, no one does that for him. no one tries to better understand what hes saying.

ANYWAY during the rink-o-mania fight, will mentioned mike never calling him or writing to him. but did he ever reach out? or did he just expect mike to? [THIS IS NOT ME HATING ON WILL BTW. I LOVE HIM DEARLY BUT HE NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS SOMETIMES. ALSO THIS IS NOT ME BRUSHING OFF MIKES SHITTY BEHAVIOR. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS SOMETIMES.] all of this connects to "i know i tend to make it about me". i dont think will means to do this, but it ends up happening over and over.

as for "i know you never get just what you see" this particular lyric makes me think of the rink-o-mania scene where angela came up to the table and took el away, but mike didnt do anything. he didnt even seem bothered by it. that is, until will showed concern for the situation. then he jumped into protection mode. when will revealed to mike that el had been lying to him, his reaction was to call bullshit because why would she do that?? he doesnt get what he sees. what he saw was el being taken out to the floor by her friends. but thats not what he got. what he got was el being taken away by her bullies. will knows that mike doesnt always get what he sees.

i feel like this lyric could be purely flirtatious and tbh i can imagine will saying this to mike just to see him blush. "i will never bore you baby." cue mike turning into a tomato. idk this lyric is silly i dont really have anything to pair with it

self explanatory. they had a fight in the rain. and then mike ran after will and called his name. of course will never wants to see mike walk away; hes in love.

idk why that one got big but whatever. again, gay. because theyre not like the others. but the winter/summer thing: there are all sorts of dynamics that all have the same vibe. black cat/golden retreiver boyfriends, moon/sun boyfriends. its all blue and yellow iykwim. winter/summer is just another one of those. mike is winter and will is absoluetly his summer

"and i promise that nobodys gonna love you like me-hee-heee" nope, no one is ever ever gonna love either of them the way they love each other. they were made for each other and not only do they need each other, they want each other which is honestly more important. if they didnt want each other so badly, the ship would be no better than milkvan. because milkvan needed each other, but they did not want each other. thats why the ship is bones. it doesnt work out if they dont want each other.