#i wouldn't expect anything less

[your-thighness]

I'm in love w you and will literally worship u like the goddess u are 💕💖

as you should🫶

[greater-than-the-sword]

I need someone to tell me that im not stuck here and things are going to get better. Also they have to know what they're talking about

[luke-skyjokers]

"Tech had me memorize all the plans."

"Of course he did."

<3

[coquelicoq]

incredibly moved whenever someone tells me that i'm an easy person to be around when they're going through some shit. there's nothing more sacred to me than sitting with someone through death and grief and loss, things that i can't fix or do anything about except be there and let them feel their feelings without having to pretend to be chipper or hopeful or cheeruppable. i can't pretend to feel what i don't feel, which makes me weird and awkward in so many interpersonal situations, but i think it's also what makes people feel comfortable sharing this stuff with me, because they know that i won't judge them and they don't have to perform for me. i feel so lucky when i can provide that for somebody. i wouldn't trade it for anything.

[ck12]

good morning to you too!

[beautifulpersonpeach]

You asked for it, so here it is. To follow the steps of the Great Jibooty, one must follow the steps of another master - coach Caroline Girvan. The Iron program will slowly but surely lead you to the right path. Squats, lunges, hip thrusts in all variations: you’ll be served. It is a long path to the perfection of the Great Jibooty though. You will sweat. You will suffer. But He will be there, the little light at the end of the never-ending tunnel, guiding you. It is said that the Great Jibooty doesn’t need all those hours at the gym, but for us mortals unfortunately there is other way, you got to do what you got to do.

(for realz ladies, coach Caroline Girvan is a beast and you won’t find better - go to her YouTube asap and move your ass)

***

So I did what any self-respecting Millennial would do and dragged my ass over to Youtube. And I just have to say, Anon, you're hardcore.

*

I take back what I said. You do in fact follow the Great Jibooty and it was silly of me to doubt your devotion to the juiciest cheeks this side of the Pacific.

[lightasthesun]

merthur love confession but make it river song style!!!

When you love the Doctor, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back! And if I happen to find myself in any danger, let me tell you... the Doctor isn't stupid enough or sentimental enough and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me...

River is Merlin. Merlin is River. Arthur is the Doctor.

[mybrainproblems]

I frickin hate flights that depart after 12pm.... Your entire day just gets killed by Needing To Get To The Airport where you don't want to do anything too big that might compromise your ability to get to the airport but you also have so much goddamn time before you need to get there that it's like. Okay? And what am I supposed to do with 10hrs before my flight when I only need 3hrs of that to get to the airport and go through security?

[get-more-bald]

the fuck do you mean I have to leave....

[gojosbf]

Is Gojo likely to return without his powers?

if he ever comes back, he'll come back stronger than ever to fuck some shit up

[misspickman]

Its really a feat to take my favorite character and my favorite hc and then make it so bad it makes me roll in my metaphorical grave

[cxpperhead]

Which DnD Class suits your personality?

Rogue

You’re a practical and unusually resourceful person with big dreams that may or may not involve copious amounts of money or treasure. You’re ambitious, you know what you want, and you’ll do whatever you can to get it. Some people might think you’re selfish, but you know it’s important to take care of yourself first. You thrive under pressure and you might have a bit of a mischievous or chaotic side.

Specifically, an Assassin

You focus your training on the grim art of death. Stealth, poison, and disguise help you eliminate your foes with deadly efficiency. You’re a pragmatic and straightforward person who doesn’t like to waste your time or energy on people and things that aren’t worth it. You’re at your best when you have time to prepare and go into things with a plan, though you’re certainly capable of improvising if the plan doesn’t work out. You’re observant, always paying attention to your environment and taking note of things that might be useful. Once you set your mind on something, you pursue it with a focused and intense determination.

Tagged byStolen from: @sanguine-salvation (♡) Tagging: Whoever would like to do it??

[siennalauren]

cannot believe Jeff made Scott play lacrosse again as if the movie was not set fifteen years past his high school experience and even had the audacity to make it plot relevant

[rocicrew]

was anyone going to tell me miller is more self aware in the books or was i supposed to read it myself ?

[scooterpengie]

P a p e r h a t

V i l l a i n o u s

G o o g l e i t .

This ask is so ominous what the heck?!?

I am aware of the ship of Black Hat x Dr Flug, I personally don't ship them because I can't imagine Black Hat in any kind of relationship, however I was watching the show like "🤨🤨 there's definitely something here..." I think Dr Flug must be at least a little bit love with Black Hat, like BH clearly just has that effect on people

[oolathurman]

oh NOW i get reactions

less than three hours before the day is over

thank you tumblr i appreciate it :P