I feel like for Dorian and Astarion to become parents it would have to be an accident. Like, dorian finding it in the trash or some magical nonsense they find making one pop out of thin air. both of which I imagined seeing your funny comic XD (your art is precious by the way)
oh 100%, i was thinking today that they probably wouldn’t try and have one on purpose but maybe after several decades of therapy it wouldn’t be a nightmare if it happened unintentionally
anyway i pulled this out of somewhere and i hate it
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Family isn’t always the people you’re born to
Sometimes family is you, your partner, and the 7000 ravenous vampire spawn you released into the sewer
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People online: Hey if you don’t give your body a rest then your body will make you rest
Me: Haha maybe yours will but I’m built different
My body: *Makes me rest*
Me:
Me: Fuck
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Clay might be the serious one now, but your never to old to mess with your siblings.
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I really don’t understand some people who tell you to “chill out” or “relax” when you’re expressing enthusiasm or happiness about something. Like yeah, sure, maybe my excitement seems misplaced to you, but maybe I’m just a happy person. Or maybe I’m trying to engineer some sense of whimsy and relief from the relentless horrors of daily existence so I don’t kill myself.
Either way, you’re being a dickhead.
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theyr looking 4 fun activities to do after amy said they weren’t allowed 2 beat each other w hammers anymore
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Baldur’s Gate 3 really is WILD. Like, the whole camp is arguing over who gets to fuck you and then Gale is just sat in a corner, chewing on a boot…
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Panel from Hell was an interesting one
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