#i’m sorry these tags are a MESS

[easyaesthetics]

3rd Semeser + The Onion & Reductress Headlines

[spooksicl-e]

a little bilbo for the soul bc i’m trying to break out of art block

[paranoidkid]

brain collage. look at my thought process boy

[dragonsdendoodles]

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SO GANG HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE

[jacksfilms-gave-me-megalophobia]

Due to an unexpectedly long road trip I was unable to get access to a single stall/private bathroom for most of the day. In terms of pee, this is fine. I’m extremely bladder shy, to the point where I struggle to even leak during holds, but I can usually force myself to pee when it’s an emergency or when I won’t have access to another bathroom for a while. #2 though? Forget it, I’m literally incapable. So, I ended up holding that (in a non kinky way) for most of the day.

But why am I, someone who isn’t into messing/copro, posting this? Because I’m genuinely in awe, what kind of holding demon did you guys form a pact with to be able to handle this?????? I mean that in the most respectful and honorable way possible. After a few hours of my omo holds I’m getting impatient and want to wet. I didn’t “go” in the other manner for over 12 hours and I was nowhere close to having an accident. How are you so patient and strong willed. Teach me your ways

[miraculousstories]

OKAY REPEAT AFTER ME

MARINETTE DOES NOT LIKE THE NICKNAME MARI

SHE IS NOT INSECURE ABOUT PEOPLE FINDING OUT SHES LADYBUG

SHE ISNT PHYSICALLY STRONG OR FLEXIBLE OUTSIDE THE COSTUME

SHE ACTUALLY ENJOYS CHATS PUNS MOST OF THE TIME

CHAT NOIR IS NOT THE “REAL” ADRIEN

HE IS NOT GOING HUNGRY

Everyone got that?

Good. Enjoy your fanfics

[navnae]

Steve: guys believe me when I tell you he’s the sweetest person ever! He’s so gentle and kind-

Eddie: babe where did you last put the whip and handcuffs?

Steve’s parents: …

Steve: see! Isn’t he amazing?

[snzluv3r]

maybe beginning the deep clean of my room on a day where my nose was already more sensitive and sneezy than usual was a bad idea…perhaps i should’ve thought a little harder about how itchy and allergic the combination of dust and lingering cat hair would make me, let alone on top of what i’m worried might be an oncoming cold—and a very sneezy, hitchy one at that.

my room might be cleaner than when i started but i’ve certainly made a mess of myself and am sneezing so frequently still that i can barely make this post

[post-office-by-the-bay]

⋆˚࿔ MEET THE COASTAL CREW 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

crew dinners are a must aboard the ss seaduction! (and yes, that really was the name of the ship! i got it from a friend of a friend, okay??) actually, crew brekkies and lunches, too! and, obvi, this is something i carry on to my post office, too! always feel free to pull up a chair and grab a plate. but, it's a bit helpful if you know the crew, right? a friendly face gets you pretty far, huh?

in no particular order, i present to you, my coastal crew, my beautiful besties, my poetic pen pals!

deckhand kiwi ࿐༉༉

bosun flora ࿐༉༉ (@static-symphony-fm)

first mate anya ࿐༉༉ (@puffoz)

stewardess stella ࿐༉༉ (@aezuria)

chef cynthia ࿐༉༉ (@gentlehue)

engineer elise ࿐༉༉ (@starrynightmovietheatre)

sailor isabella ࿐༉༉ (@ssparksflyy)

officer jellyfish ࿐༉༉

pilot emma ࿐༉༉ (@urbanflorals)

second deckhand amanda ࿐༉༉ (@amandamariee)

second mate giselle ࿐༉༉ (@pinkdiorluvr)

second bosun bow and arrow ࿐༉༉

second chef zuri ࿐༉༉ (@canonfeminine)

navigator shrimp anon ࿐༉༉

second stewardess aubrey ࿐༉༉ (@s1utlvr)

cabin girl sunni ࿐༉༉ (@sunnitheapollokid)

second officer emma ࿐༉༉ (@urbanflorals)

third mate film roll anon ࿐༉༉

third chef may-bae ࿐༉༉ (@maybxlle)

second cabin girl snail anon ࿐༉༉

third officer jeanie ࿐༉༉ (@goldierey)

[majestyjun]

just mille‘s 12:30 am thoughts

dad!txt; soobin has like 4 kids, yeonjun’s a girl dad, beomgyu’s a boy dad, kai probably has twins ngl and taehyun has 2 kids LOL

like dad!soobin is always being swarmed by his kids all the time, clinging to his long arms n legs all day long. can’t sit down without one automatically climbing into his lap n lowkey gets cockblocked by them all the time bc they climb into your shared bed LOL zero action anymore sorry soob (tbh maybe for the better he can’t have any more kids than this oof)

dad!yeonjun who probably pampers his daughter too much, he just really, really can’t believe she’s his ahaha the kind of dad to drive like an hour to pick up a cake she wants or smth lol~~ dresses her nicely n combs her hair at night, sitting on the counter next to him when he cooks dinner <3

dad!beomgyu whose house is a total disaster bc they ended up alike… arguing over who you belong to, beomgyu tryna tug you away while son clings to your leg, both too stubborn to give in >< also probably bites beomgyu lol like competing for everything from the last bit of dinner to who gets mom at night (sorry gyu LOL his son probably win all the time for bedtime stories)

dad!taehyun who probably was the only one who wasn’t by accident— LOL family planning yessir ahaha but also like fr eating his gourmet meals and helping them brush their teeth at night, no midnight snacks </3 but also dad!taehyun who sees value in teaching his kids rather than just telling, going the extra mile to encourage them to pursue their dreams n working out solutions when things don’t go as planned ><

dad!hyuka’s house is so full of laughter n always going everything together, teaches them the same comfort of rubbing his tummy when they feel sad or anxious >< also kai who gives the best piggy back or shoulder rides, n nuzzles his kids heads all the time bc he just really really loves them so much, he lives to make them happy all the time

[that-was-anticlimactic]

one of the worst feelings ever is wanting to write but your hands hurt too much or the words just don’t want to work so you just sit there staring at a half finished doc with tears in your eyes bc you want to write and you need to write but everything is telling you that you can’t

[kedsandtubesocks]

went and lived my best y/n life today and I almost cried

[eldritch-muppetshow]

behold i’m a little embarrassed bc i unironically love how they turned out—

padlock descendants!

etch inherited sketchbook’s looks and artistic streak, but tony’s perfectionism and temper. they’re annoyingly snooty about art and tend to blow up when they can’t get their art to look exactly how they pictured it.

janus (named after the roman god of time/beginnings, but she can’t remember how it’s spelled and teachers rarely spell it right on their first try anyway) took after tony visually, but has the power to stop/slow down time instead of speeding it up like her dad. she’s kind of ditzy and pretty laid-back, so she usually uses this power for mundane things.. forgetting that it can be just as dangerous as her dad’s if she leaves time slowed down/stopped for too long.

[randomrandomalright]

Isn’t obvious who Topher screwed?

A manatee of course, he took after his clone father!

Ooh, I got a text…

Sorry, I actually I like to report um hmm he did in fact slept with woke straight consenting white woman, (who was possibly a mermaid) and manatee thing is just a rumor, and he definitely not white levering me right now :)

[lyculuscaelus]

The death of Odysseus, prophesied by Tiresias

Version 1 (Telegony) Does being impaled by a poisonous spear seem “gently”?

Version 2 (Divine Comedy) Somehow better than ver 1, I admit. But how on earth is that “far from the sea”?

Can anyone tell me if there’s a version 3 or something that matches Tiresias’s description?

(Edit: it’s not actually “far from the sea” since the original text says “ἐξ ἁλός”. I might want to do another analysis someday idk.)

[elendsessor]

stuff i got today! (featuring the tips of jam the chameleos’s wings!)

special kudos for cool art stuff goes to:

@/kairyudee on tumblr, insta, and etsy

@/ruben.the.artist on instagram and facebook

there were a lot of amazing artists that showed up to the convention i attended but these were the ones i bought from!!!!