#i’m trying to make it work okay

[ishmerra]

more mlb au

[mattodore]

he's waiting on a call he's planning to send straight to voicemail

[dumb-doll-lips]

Maybe controversial, but on posts about being dumb where girls are like saying ‘but I’m actually smart.’ Like tbh, I don’t really believe them. Like if you’re smart why does feeling dumb feel so good or hot or whatever to you then? I kinda feel like it’s having an excuse to let go of trying as much as you would be when you’re saying your smart. If you’re like really actually smart, I don’t feel like a break from ‘being smart’ would be such a relief or like as appealing.

[alexis-royce]

How did the Academic handle the whole Transport affair?

Fun fact! This is also the story of my worst misclick in Fallen London!

See, they try to encourage you to get rid of Transport by making it a massive negative to all of your stats. But the trick is that I do not care about optimization. A stat decrease of over 8% across the board was not nearly enough to make me even consider getting rid of Transport. You mean my character gets to have both a baby Curator AND an action-free pass to go chat with Pages at any time??

This was it, this was how I was going to play the game from now on. I kept it up for months. It was fun. My stuck up Academic was slowly warming to the utter chaos of child-rearing, like a father in a 90’s Christmas film. Every action in game had a second layer of interpretation, because everything my poor Academic did, they did with a chaotically happy baby bat latched to their face, sitting in their pockets, screaming merry choo-choo sounds.

Alas, no reckoning can be postponed indefinitely, and all good things in Fallen London end the same way: with NORTH suddenly accessible on your zailing map. I was up too late in the early morning, using up my last few actions, and my bleary brain did not issue me a vital and timely warning. Instead, it chose to erroneously report me the good news that this was obvious evidence of an unannounced game event, something best begun without consulting the discord, Reddit, or tumblr tag. I hastily clicked to navigate in a northerly manner, and it wasn’t until I had arrived and The Academic disembarked that the chilly consequences of my actions became clear.

I could not re-enter my boat. No game progression was possible until my fluffy, chipper baby was handed over to curator clutches.

I just kind of stared at my phone, realizing that I could either give up Transport, or allow the horizon to win in the end, with a new way to brick my account even though I’d told Seeking, with gusto, and great emotional import, that I was not interested.

I’m not bitter about it, and I didn’t run whining to FBG, misclicks happen and things you love can be lost forever.

But man. I miss that kid.

[crowleys-right-eyeball]

i’m always so excited for welcome home updates, not bc i like solving the puzzles, but bc i see pretty colors and silly guys. i am not smart enough to solve these things man i wrote down the letters i collected and called it a day

[boltgunkiller-archive]

s3 of glee is good when you like ignore everything

[new-revenant]

@ocearnawrites i drew the alternative alternative thing of jason and danny looking like freaks to each other(thought it was the funniest option). it took me forever to draw this for some reason so i only got jason freaking out about our favorite teen ghost hero :’D

[lavender-temult]

why do baby otohan’s colors look like fuckign TOOTHPASTE in this version 😭😭😭

[that-was-anticlimactic]

one of the worst feelings ever is wanting to write but your hands hurt too much or the words just don’t want to work so you just sit there staring at a half finished doc with tears in your eyes bc you want to write and you need to write but everything is telling you that you can’t

[stillagoodwitch]

i think the only thing that will fix me is to make a list right now

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

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[mangk0]

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME WHERE I DRAW KRATOS

[salsflore]

[laniidae-passerine]

I think some of you guys hate Izzy more than you ever liked Ed and no amount of “he’s my special babygirllll 💞 she’s just a sparkle princess you can’t hold her accountable for anything 🥰✨” posts are gonna be able to hide that

[crybaby-bkg]

been feeling v frustrated n a little scared recently bc I’ve genuinely had no desire whatsoever to write fics lately and. I’m not used to that. maybe it’s burnout?? I’ve experienced it with different things but never fic writing so it just feels really weird and oddly disappointing ☹️

[ruthytwoshakes]

sketch dump babayeyeg B)) (Going through it right now so no finshed art for a while.)

Miss Pauling and her epicc girlfriends (she IS hoarding all the bad bitches thank you to whoever said that on my last Pauling post) this time they are cats animallsms. swag. I was confused on what animal admin should be and then @stangeranfanficion said cougar and I lost my mind a little. so true and so funny .hejrjrhjhe

alright so while I was thinking about Miss Pauling I had this vivid image pop into my head of her getting pampered!! She deserves a rest day I thijnk ,, pyro knitted her the sweater and socks teehee. this turned out a lot more affectionate and sweet then what I planned ewwwww grooss hiss bleeehehhhhheh whateevvvverr. I’ll save it for valentines week.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ZHANNNA,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS FUCKIGJGN GOOOOOOOO oh and her husband yippee!!!!!!!!!!!! Love u too soldier. 2nd pic is an outfit swap!! Soldier wears booty jorts idk what to tell you. .also I forgor how leg muscles work hjhhh

More soldier posting. My man. Love his dumbass. I would love to throw various vegetables at him ,,like trying to scare off a wild deer that’s eatinf your flowers and various plants.

Hello spy ,,nic,,e to see you . First one is sheep in wolves clothing. Dutch is a wolf !but yes. Second one is scouts ma because as soon as I see big tall women I instantly die . And third is silly mode!!!!!! Silly fortress two !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Piemations coded or whateverrvev .

Some more sketches with not too good anatomy,, oopsies I will have to fix!! Also Tadc. They’re lesbians to me. Exceeptp for Caine he’s kinda a boy toy ,. what why did I say that

I gave miss pauling a cat and turned soldier into one merrry chriirtms