#i'm allergic to cats

[raspberryconverse]

Me: I'd come snuggle with you, but last night when Meeah May [ancient cat who refuses to die] came on your lap, I started getting sniffly. Spouse: I need to pee anyway, so I'm getting up. *sniffs* She definitely peed too. [Meeah has been leaking urine because of her kidney failure/chronic UTIs/being old AF] Me: Did she pee on you? Spouse: *checks pants* Nope, looks like just the blanket.

[ssalballoon]

rot and ruin

this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')

[for-the-memes-bitch]

There's a different kind of pain when you tell your parents you're sick and they don't believe you and push you to do what they originally ordered you to and not let you rest at all.

I may have the strength of a turned-over bulldozer, but I still need gasoline to function

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I hate that i’m allergic to cats, i’d love a pet cat... Cats are so cute 

[harmonysanreads]

The sumeru love hexagon.... imagine that darling has their own cat that hates everyone except for darling and wanderer👀👀

I'm giggling just imagining the scenes 🤭

It's like Wanderer and your cat share this weird out-of-this-world connection, or at least, they both have a consensus that they cannot allow anyone to lay their dirty hands on their human. Whenever the puppet sees that someone has crossed boundaries (it's his own envy, mostly), all he needs to do is bring your cat to the person's face and his feline partner-in-crime tends to resolve the issue. It's efficient and has very little consequences ✨

Oh, if Kaveh wasn't miserable enough already. As someone who's fond of animals himself, he genuinely wants to befriend your pet. He also recognizes that doing so would make you two even closer, but how can he achieve that when the animal in question hisses if it even sees him in your vicinity? Spends way too much time trying to win over your cat and unintentionally creates the opportunity for others to win you instead.

It's Alhaitham who utilizes the chance. He's already dead last in realizing his affections and the fact that he needs to fight in order to earn yours. He isn't going to let go of any opening now, however miniscule it might be. As for his opinions on your cat and its passionate distaste for your suitors... well, in the end, it's still just an animal. He doesn't consider it his competition, neither something that he absolutely has to earn the approval of.

If stares could kill, both Cyno and your cat would be dead and one with the soil by now. Intense glaring competitions occur whenever they're in the same room, neither willing to back down. It's silly, maybe a little funny — who are you kidding, it's absolutely hilarious seeing the General Mahamatra at a serious stare down with a cat of all beings. Cyno would never raise a hand against it (because let's be honest, he could kill it without much effort) but your pet certainly has gotten handsy a few times. You always end up tending to the scratches anyway, so, who's winning now, huh?

Tighnari is a little irritated at first, but maintains distance from it for everyone's peace. He's most likely to tame your cat, given his expertise with these kinds of things. But hear out this little side tangent of mine : Reader who owns a pet bunny who hates Tighnari. It's angelic and sweet demeanor with others taking a drastic shift once it senses the presence of the fox. You know the drill, archaic nemeses.

[ au masterlist ]

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 108

So this time it wasn’t Danny’s fault, or even Boxy’s fault! And it wasn’t like Pandora’s box was open for more than a split second! But uh, still. This could be a bit of a problem, what with how it’s affected um, well, everyone. Living and ghosts. 

At least it’s not dangerous! Really, how bad can people getting animal aspects be? Well, besides the embarrassment. 

[thesweetnessofspring]

“People who don’t like cats,” said Valancy, attacking her dessert with a relish, “always seem to think that there is some peculiar virtue in not liking them.”

Favorite quote in the whole book. I don't trust people who don't like cats.

[bluebelly-sun-serpentine]

Black cat story

[absolute-snzaster]

hot boy burying his face into his two beloved fluffy cats and then turning away to sneeze

[vrag-veshtica]

we all like to poke fun at king and sand for being bad at one night stands but they did find the most cat coded men out there I mean both uea and ray basically domesticated themselves when a kitten shows up at your door and purrs after getting fed there is no real choice there who can blame them certainly not me

[daughter-of-sapph0]

if you see that my light is off, and no one else is in my line, and I'm very quickly trying to check out the last customer, and there's a big huge sign on my conveyer that says "this lane is close please use the next available lane" and the person in the next lane is yelling "excuse me ma'am I'm open over here!"

maybe, just maybe, you can conclude that I'm NOT FUCKING OPEN GO TO THE NEXT LANE!!!

[niallandtommo]

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[warriorkittiecats]

This might be a hot take, but I find it mildly frustrating that the warrior cats fandom seems to be very critical of the warrior code (specifically the cross-clan and medicine cat relationships parts) but then readily weaponize "but the warrior codeeee" when a cat they're trying to paint in a negative light breaks the code. The same people who adamantly defend Leafpool, for example, will completely pass over any nuance within Mapleshade's story because Mapleshade's a villain which must mean she was always a horrible selfish bad cat and her breaking the warrior code is proof that she's disloyal and self absorbed, leading to people completely skimming over all the nuances in Mapleshade's Vengance because yeah, we hate the code, but we hate Mapleshade more, so we're allowed to condemn her for breaking the rules we already don't agree with because she's a Bad Guy.

[theflirtmeister]

(figured you wanted this on anon!)

sometimes i want to sit everyone down in a room and be like "guys.... he's not real..... he's also dead..... it's okay to not like certain headcanons..... nothing is set in stone.... the man doesn't even have a canon surname....."

[wawamouse]

6x08

[ceescedasticity]

I don't know that I'd call myself a dog person or a cat person but I definitely wouldn't call myself "not a dog person" or "not a cat person" so I really don't know what to do with some of these polls.