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gloriousmonsters · 10 months

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love when you can ask the Narrator why the Princess is a Princess and he's like 'well i uhhhh YOU did that. maybe it's because uh... something something about her being above you... but still approachable... look i don't want to analyze or anthropomorphize your--' my guy. i am a primal being of Order and Eternity and Shaping. You're the one who convinced me I was some dude and were quite willing to take credit for shaping my view on the world through narration five seconds ago. Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me the desire to interpret something worthy of adoration and more powerful than me as a dommy princess is written in the very nature of the universe or are you going to show me your browser history like a man

#this is a joke but the 'so where did i get the Idea of a princess from??' still stands #since we remember nothing and don't seem to have many ideas about like. what the world looks like #but when given the conception of 'we're a hero' from the narrator's Quest #we immediately go to 'so the thing you're telling us to kill is a Princess' -> i.e something I'm not SUPPOSED to kill #and in fact am supposed to respect and cherish #and/or pledge eternal loyalty to #(and then on a deeper level we KNOW that we're the dragon #we're the biggest threat to her we're what has the power to trap her and keep her here #we're a monster just like her)#but my point remains. as a god-entity stripped of memory where did we get the idea of a (human/like) Princess. do we still have like...#the threads of common narratives sort of built into our structure b/c we're the god-half concerned with Shaping and Naming and Order?#that would kind of slap #anyway uh. dragging myself offstage now #slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #stp spoilers

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coldbycrossfade · 11 months

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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

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purenonsens · 9 months

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Hands up everyone who thought about this after watching season 2

#Good Omens #Good Omens fanart #Black Books #crossover #long overdue but hey #post-divorce Crowley is just Bernard #Muriel might not be a good Human Accountant by they'll learn lol #(specific jokes might elude you if you haven't seen an ep or two)#no fully finished fanart anytime soon I'm afraid :c only doodles #Anthony J Crowley #Muriel #my art #fanart

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crivalsduo · 1 month

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if you think about it, the 'i blew up the dream smp' stream is basically c!george having a nightmare about being cucked by c!techno.

#p.c. talks #c!dnb #this is a joke #but also like. i'm not WRONG.

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dawnofiight · 23 days

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ATTENTION: I'm leaving

I'm joking it's a break

So, DO NOT BE ALARMED.

But I'll be back!!

If you want to chat with me I will be on discord (since I'm downloading this app or I'll be tempted to come back earlier than I should) c:

Dc: .mizumiya

I'll be back mwah mwah

#I have to specify I'll be back because I kept making jokes I wouldn't come back #it should be a week #idk if it will be #DONT MOVE ON FROM ME IM SENSITIVE #/lh #c:#redacted audio #redactedverse #<< I just need the mooties to see this #:P #hopefully I'll come back with art I'm proud of idk

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notsogoodangel · 7 months

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All I'm saying is not every day that a blond British man gets influenced by a purple all-consuming greedy deity, but it has happened more than once.

At least, Philza is lucky he actually told someone and stopped before something worse happened, unlike Martyn because who the hell is he going to tell he can listen to the whispers of the Watchers.

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tblsomedoodles · 3 months

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I'm sorry, but i saw this slogan online and knew my cringe son would wear it.

ANYWAYS! Ninja Club is now onto the second round of @tmntseparatedaucompetition so you should vote! : ) (poll found here!)

(edit: Forgot to add the slogan ref. so here's a link.)

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #ninja club au #competition shenanigans #my doodles #pretty sure i'm loosing this one lol #and mikey's cringe shirt will not be helping matters #but she's having fun #so that's all that matters #no joke just finished this doodle #b/c irl is fking bonkers rn #and i have no time for anything #link for convenience

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ofbreathandflame-archive · 4 months

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Elain stans have such a weird relationship with Nuala and Cerridwen and I genuinely can't tell if they just choose not to look at the optics of that dynamic or what...

#like the whole situation with emerie is terrible but boy oh boy is the nuala and cerridwen think like thirty times more out of line #like i earnestly need someone to tell me what there personality are? which is nuala and which one is cerridwen?#'elain and them are besties!'#elain was their job #they are quite literally servants with no personality #'and nuala and c are gonna dress elain'#right....bc yall want them to handmaidens to elain not her friends #tell me one thing we know - in five and a half books - about nuala and cerridwen #and the only time we even learn backstory about them #its when amren and f/eyre are going on a pretty nasty joke spree on their conception #'at least they make good spies' like pls don't piss me off #anti sjm #anti sjm: nuala and cerridwen #like (1) if you go through their tags its just elain.elain.elain.elain #like yall are nooooot winnning the optics war #anti sjm: stans being stans #and even though i think sjm is to blame - I'm not placing this all on her #i think some of yall are just weird

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marley-manson · 2 years

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I want mine in my tushy.

#my gifs #mash #m*a*s*h #tbh i'm unconvinced on the batteries one it could be a hawkeye has an inadequate dick joke or just a hawkeye likes foreplay joke #since it comes on the heel of him talking about his hands and sex #but fandom seems to take it as a pegging joke generally and it def could be #the reasoning for the george one is: a) returning the favour b) i can think of 2 separate ways boot is a pun on ass c) delivery d) what else #could that joke be

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luwupercal · 8 months

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also, which legion do you think are the really fucked up ones. like, pug equivalent. which ones have every disease inbreeding-related genetic problem. is the astartes equivalent to daschunds having spine problems, like, thousand sons turning inside out or something. which space marines are chihuahuas

#one time I made a joke about them and C-moon and no one laughed because stone ocean hadnt been animated yet #laugh now. please. i live and die for your entertainment #i'm basically chained to the radiator and the radiator is that little water bottle stand-up comedians always have #I have a friend who studied veterinary science and I'm not afraid to ask him for pointers for optimal precise comedy

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overly-verbose · 2 months

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(Here's a crack/ship fic I wrote! Have fun reading XD ps. Please ignore the first one I saw a typo and wanted to add moreee)

Sukuna ate a burger and blamed it on Sukuna who another Sukuna believed was telling the truth, so he felt unsure around the other Sukuna’s presence.

So another time when the same thing happened again that Sukuna took no time at all to put it on the same Sukuna.

That Sukuna is sad, upset that the other Sukuna wouldn't believe him.

When there came a time where the Yuujis met, Sukuna wanted another Yuuji for himself, but Sukuna won't let him. Threatens to paint his guts to the walls and the ground red.

The Sukuna relented and pulled back, afraid. Then he left to sit on his own. Another Sukuna watches from the sideline, shaking his head from the scene.

Sukuna, realizes this then goes to talk to the Sukuna and starts to talk about how he doesn't hate him and even appreciates his company. He's different from other Sukunas, more innocent than others. He may be clumsy, but he's also trying his best and that's such a beautiful and heartwarming l thing.

Sukuna, surprised and even a bit touched, starts to blurt out what he thought the other Sukuna was great at and that he wanted to be like him. To be strong, to be able to protect his Yuuji as he does with his and when he's with him, he felt a blanket of safety around him even with his demonic aura.

The two said their pieces and sat there in a comfortable silence and after a moment the other Sukuna reached out his hand, a start to friendship.

The expression on the other Sukuna looks a bit torn and stricken with some kind of grief, but he continues to smile before grasping the waiting hand. Then there's a tug and he was pulled into a tight embrace. His eyes widened, unsure of what to do before he slowly started to wrap his hands around the other's back.

Then the other older Sukuna spoke.

“I hope we can be friends.”

Yea 👍