#i'm sorry I couldn't resist

[vocaju]

wow i sure do love fullmetal alchemist!

[placing-fyodor-in-random-places]

fyodor in a blender with the rest of the doa (they will all be a fruit smoothie soon)

Fyodor Dostoevsky and the rest of the Decay of Angels in a Blender!

[xieyaohuan]

Original post: Click click

[axel-ambassador]

Me looking for who tf asked

[the-real-google]

whats with this sexial tension between you n bing?

idk man, what's sexial tension

[sakuracards]

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Morpheus and Hob in the White Horse, 1889. (restored and colorized)

[oneiriad]

Diversity win! The worst summer storm ever measured in the Netherlands is Poly.

[fairy-verse]

KILLER 👀

Killer, the fairy who not only caught the interest and subsequent love of the firstborn fairy of autumn but later gained his trust to be allowed into the most secret parts of his underground nest. There he would lay eyes upon Nightmare’s most cherished secret and treasure, and there he would grow a devotion so deep and so strong, that not even the most devious of fairy could ever wrench him away. Nightmare and Nightlight have secured themselves a loyal mate, guard, and worshipper for many, many years.

[iwasbored777]

Gabriel: We'll see each other over FaceTime later.

Tomoe:

Tomoe: Fuck you.

Gabriel: Holy shit I'm so sorry I meant I'LL see YOU.

[theyoshimister]

i don't understand all the dark taranza hate when he is literally so perfect and such a magnificent king

he's such a perfect husband, too, and i, for one, don't know or understand what gets into your feeble little heads to make you hate him so much!

are the people of the lower world usually this brain-damaged?

[voicefromthecorner]

Beat: You shot my friend! Coco: I swear, you shoot one person and they never let you hear the end of it. Josh: I know right?

Coco: Hey, you shot me!

Sho: He shot me too.

Josh: You were trying to shoot me!

Neku: Look, could you all just please stop shooting-

[Joshua, Sho and Coco all immediately unload their guns into Neku]

[faemaidenttv]

"Oh man, this Ultra Rare Knight skin looks cool! He's like a lich!"

"Hey... wait a minute..."

"For real?"

[aberooski]

Alexis Rhodes: Stormshipping Chaperone.

[inlovewithfictionalbeings]

"Issi jhumar ke niche milegi shantipriya ki laash" se "shantipriya jhumar bann gyi" !!!

[smarterthantheaverageloser]

Chronic Illness Wrapped 2022

Enough about 2022, let's talk about you(r painful and life-altering chronic illnesses)!

Welcome to your Wrapped, John Lobster

This year you experimented with many different surfaces!

You laid on/in:

Your Bed

The Floor

The Bathtub

Under Your Bed

Your Friend's Floor

A Hospital Bed

A Hospital Floor

All that lying down added up to: 1,755 hours, roughly 1/5 of your year!

This year, you really let your feelings show.

You tried:

Crying (2,922 hours)

Screaming (1095.2 hours)

Both Crying and Screaming (547 hours)

Ranting (603.87 hours)

Eating Your Feelings (515 hours)

Crying (advanced) (122 hours)

And none of them alleviated your pain!

With one symptom, it was love at first Intense Suffering:

You were in the top 1% of Ocular Migraines!

Your chronic illness personality is: The Theologian

When you experience flair ups, you gain a belief in god!

Thanks for spending 2022 with us!

You will never escape.