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[mkstrigidae]

Backgrounds? *puts on sunglasses* I don't know her.

My favorite girl Sansa, here to eat lemon cakes and take names.

[palossssssand]

I've been working on my personal fakemon region on and off and wanted to show off this line that I just finished! Gnourly and Trollicious are based off of gnomes, trolls, icing, and various kinds of cake. Gnourly evolves into Trollicious depending on its icing color. These guys were super fun to design and I'm very happy with their concept!

[raventreehall]

a storm of swords dash simulator

🍋ladyjonquil Follow

i don't want to reveal too much but i had a really great day today hawking and riding and received some really exciting news (and maybe a potential marriage offer!) wow wow wow!!! haven't felt like this in so long 🥰

🤡florianthefool Follow

i'm so happy for you my jonquil

🐦littlefinger Follow

thanks for sharing my lady

🏹kissedbyfire Follow

PISSED OFF AT MY BF RN 🤬🤬🤬 NEVER TRUST A SOUTHERNER AND ESPECIALLY NEVER TRUST A CROW!!!!!!!

👸🏼daenerys-targaryen-tracker Follow

🐎raeqqo Follow

by the law of the dothraki she must return to vaes dothrak to take her place alongside the crones of the dosh khaleen. it is known.

🐉3heads Follow

shut up and go sack a defenseless city or something

🍁weirwoodzz Follow

hey do you guys remember when theon greyjoy took winterfell last year and killed the stark boys? has anyone heard anything else about that? feel like it kind of just disappeared from the news cycle, what happened to greyjoy?

🪓cerwynnation Follow

lord bolton's bastard killed him

🍁weirwoodzz Follow

oh really? wow. kind of extreme but deserved i guess

💗ramsays-sharpest-blade Follow

Ramsay isn't a bastard, King Joffrey legitimized him two months ago and Lord Roose is going to make him castellan of the Dreadfort soon. He loves his son and trusts his abilities. Plus, Ramsay is being awarded for his efforts in saving Winterfell and putting a stop to the ironborn raids in the North by being betrothed to Arya Stark—would a bastard be granted that honor? I don't think so.

Also, Theon isn't dead, Ramsay is (rightfully) flaying him for his crimes in the dungeons beneath the Dreadfort. Gods, I'd love to see Ramsay thrust the knife under his skin!!!!! 😜

#ramsay bolton #house bolton #our blades are sharp #theon greyjoy

🐐the-goat Follow

i'm boutta come into thome real money real thoon 😈 💎💎💎💎💯

🏰freygirl73 Follow

ughhhh my sister is getting married tmrw and my brothers keep going on about getting revenge on king robb while he's here for the feast... like i just wanted some food :/// iswtg that's the only good thing about my siblings weddings and now they're saying there won't even be any and i'm gonna have to go into hiding before the bedding ceremony or something. why can't my family just be NORMAL

🐟greenfork Follow

TW: Red Wedding, death, violence

A masterpost on what happened at the Twins and what it means for the Northern independence cause, the War of the Five Kings, and the realm in general.

Also a bunch of links on how you can help people affected in the Riverlands.

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🍵bowlobrown Follow

HELL YEAH BROTHER 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

🔥heatofdorne Follow

i wanna ***** ********* on ellaria sand's **** and *** ****** then call in oberyn and ***** **** them both until **** *****

🤎pate7534 Follow

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

🌊onthesunsetsea Follow

why are there so many crabs on my dash rn

🐺direwolfing Follow

TYWIN LANNISTER IS DEAD 🦀🦀🦀🦀

💙cassssanna Follow

actually i think it's still for king joffrey

🦁lann1sporter Follow

lol i thought it was for robb stark

🥂arborgold Follow

maybe it's for the mountain?

⬛️ freezingmyarseoffonthewall Follow

DOLOROUS EDD LORD COMMANDER 300 AC

⬛️ freezingmyarseoffonthewall Follow

DOLOROUS EDD WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY AGAINST THE OTHERS

🕊️ just-a-humble-sparrow Follow

mother have mercy i was walking by the great sept of baelor (i wanted to pay my respects to our blessed king joffrey) but i was blocked by a knight of the kingsguard—i believe it was one of the kettleblacks, unfortunately i always forget which one has been elevated to the kingsguard—because the queen was keeping vigil over her son, so i prayed outside instead. yet only a few minutes passed when i swear i saw the kingslayer arrive (he seemed to be missing a hand!) and enter. then, and this is the most disturbing part, i swear to the father that i heard noises of fornication coming from inside! i know for a fact that the only other person inside was the queen mother. could the rumors be true? i feel dirty even writing this. i wonder if i should tell my septon.

❤️‍🔥stannis-sweep Follow

stannis has literally been telling y'all and you didn't listen 🙄

🏳️ bannerless Follow

is it just me or is lady stoneheart kinda 👀

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Convinced both Haitani brother's forgot they were supposed to be serving instead of being served.

[harringroveera]

AU where Billy and Steve met when they were kids

[fyeahygocardart]

Million Century Ice Prison

[meganechan05]

Himeno: So it's very Taselles Mirullia da'Pago

Rita: What?

Himeno: An old Ishabanan saying. Something like "It doesn't matter if I go to Hell as long as I take this one with me"

Rita: Taselles Mirullia da’Pago...

*Rita then proceeds to say it at every given chance while learning other Old Ishabanan curse words and phrases*

Final frame:

[rise-my-angel]

Okay but what if Jon is actually a really good singer, but he has no idea because the one time he tried as a child, Ned nearly had a heart attack over it, and had to gaslight the poor boy into thinking he was terrible and shouldn't try ever again. Now Jon just has zero inclination to sing ever, but on the off chance he ever does, god help him depending on if it's in front of someone who knew Rhaegar once upon a time.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Jianzhu and Yun: *having tea together and looking out over the yard of the estate* Kyoshi and Rangi: *hustling across the estate field* Yun: *watching them, grinning dumbly* Jianzhu: So, which one is the one you like? Yun: The one with mommy issues. Jianzhu: *narrows his eyes and looks at Kyoshi and Rangi again* Jianzhu: I'm going to need you to be more specific.

[necrotic-nephilim]

in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)

[ratatatastic]

preseason is for scrumming for your goalie's honour because someone tried to get to close to him while he was down

nashville predators @ florida panthers doubleheader game 1 | 9.22.24

chilling while all hell breaks loose

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Dio the personal grooming advisor

[29625]

Old Slimav playing ACNH during quarantine be like

Slider: Look Mav, I built an open bakery in my rose garden! Oh, Dotty is giving me a peach? What a nice little girl she is! <3

Maverick: Yeah hang on a second baby, I’m building a death trap for Brad and Ice ‘cause the last time we played together they pushed me to a pitfall and tortured me with nets until I figured out how to escape

[ghostlightfic]

A question for everyone! What are your favourite holidays?

[Loop and Siffrin seem about ready to sit this one out.]

Isabeau: I really like the Change festivals! They're just fun!

Odile: New year celebrations are always entertaining.

Mirabelle: I like Neighbors' Day!

[The non-Vaugardian half of the party regard her blankly. She flusters.]

Mirabelle: I-it's, um! It's an evening where you're supposed to get together with your neighbors! It's kind of like a potluck? I don't know if it actually counts as a holiday, but. I like it!

Bonnie: Well, I like the... eh-kwi... um. Ee-kwe...

[They huff, frustrated.]

Bonnie: When it changes seasons!! There's always big harvest festivals and stuff!!!

[Loop and Siffrin perk up.]

Siffrin: Equinoxes?

Bonnie: Yeah!! That!!

Loop: I've always been a midwinter enjoyer, myself. That's a solstice, not an equinox.

Siffrin: Really? I thought you'd like midsummer.

[Loop hums.]

Loop: Midsummer's too many people. Midwinter is just... relaxing. Nothing like sitting around with a hot drink with family. Don't you agree?

Siffrin: I like midwinter. I don't know, though, midwinter doesn't have the lanterns. I like the lanterns. And the food!

Loop: Of course you do. I suppose I can understand that. The lanterns are fun. I remember every year we'd go up on that one big hill to watch them fly.

Siffrin: Yeah! We'd always make a picnic out of it! That was nice. Remember that one year we spent hours just rolling down the hill and running back up, and then... then...

[Loop and Siffrin both blank. Loop recovers first, looking distinctly peeved. Siffrin just looks perturbed.]

Loop: Blinding Stars-damned son of a--

[They say a few more choice words that shall not be repeated. Isabeau holds up a little notebook.]

Isabeau: Don't worry, I got it!

Siffrin: ...Thanks, Isa.

[ultimateshixiongfuckertournament]

Canonicals Tournament Semifinal 2

Semifinal 2 is between Mo Ran from The Dumb Husky and His White Cat Shizun (shizun: Chu Wanning) and Yuuri Katsuki from Yuri!!! on Ice (shizun/mentor: Viktor Nikiforov)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

Mo Ran:

*gestures helplessly at the whole damn book*

#Mo 'I died and went into the past after the teacher I hated died in my arms and I dream of him every night' Ran???#of course its him

#vote for Mo ran I’m sorry but he is the emperor shizunfucker of all the shizunfuckers#he is the man the myth the legend#he’s the one you think of immediately when someone says shizunfucker

Yuuri Katsuki:

Well, this one is just canon; they literally get engaged and retire to dance duets together. But really, all you truly need to know is that Yuuri canonically papered his entire bedroom in posters of Viktor. You just know he absolutely jerked it in that bedroom while staring at those posters. There's no way that didn't happen.

#but yuuri actually got his man#before he even knew it was an option#got a ring and everything#that’s my boy

[romancemedia]

Anime Romances + Ferris Wheel Date