#idek what to tag these as

[applepath]

I found some adopts in the depths of my computer. I don't need them, so I'm dusting them off to sell!

Glacier [Open] - $25 USD

Adventure [Open] - $25 USD

Oxblood [Sold] - $25 USD

Sundog [Open] - $20 USD

Please DM if interested. Paypal only SVP! Buyers will get a transparent, non-watermarked version for their use.

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

[mara-phelion]

HELLO???

[favroitecrime]

They’ve cut Gaza off from the world

[creulsummer]

You may kiss the bride.

Corpse Bride (2005) dir. Mike Johnson, Tim Burton

[ham1lton]

oh my god….i am fully invested in lewis being yn’s father on the grid and scaring off the drivers. he’s like jude is fine but have her home BY TEN and jude’s like wow your dad is strict

author’s note: are these getting tiring? i don’t wanna do them to death. i’ll take a little break from posting 🥰💕 this is the third mini smau in the dream girl universe <3

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yourusername: i was born in the right generation guys. i love this internet shit and megan thee stallion!!!!

tagged: @ judebellingham

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lewishamilton: can you come home. your cover isn’t half as good. he keeps barking and begging for treats?

-> yourusername: i heard he’s a nepo baby…. but you didn’t get that from me.

-> lewishamilton: i’m telling him.

-> yourusername: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😱

judebellingham: who’s the handsome guy in the second pic 😍

-> landonorris: me

-> yourusername: since when did you have afro hair? 😭

-> landonorris: since i found out you liked it.

-> yourusername: quit playing 😭😭😭😭

-> lewishamilton: culture vulture landonorris

-> landonorris: ????? 😭😭😭😭

user1: ur dress is so gorgeous!!!

user2: JUDEYN CONFIRMATION?

-> user3: misandry lost today 😔

alexandrasaintmleux: beautiful girl 🥰

-> yourusername: ily. keep flirting and i’m stealing you from charlie boy 😍

-> charles_leclerc: ???

user5: no roscoe pic??

-> yourusername: im sorry. i have failed you 😔

lewishamilton: also tell jude to have you back by thursday.

-> yourusername: hey best boss ever… so can i maybe have a trip extension 🤗🥰

-> lewishamilton: 🙄🙄🙄🙄 have another week. that’s it.

-> yourusername: YAY!!!! i’ll bring back those vegan treats u like 😍🥰

-> lewishamilton: 🙄💕

-> user4: wish me and my boss were like this fr

landonorris: yourusername have you been fired yet?

-> yourusername: not yet. i’ve only been fired twice this week!!! a new record!!!

-> landonorris: i’d never fire you fr. join the winning team.

-> judebellingham: one win doesn’t make you the winning team mate.

-> lewishamilton: 😂😂😂😂

[plutolovesyou]

source of inspo/vibes. currently thinking about being in a club with ellie, or no, meeting her in a club on the dance floor.

this nameless stranger strides over to you, while you're feeling yourself as the strobe lights shine, the music's vibrations echoing through the air, shaking the floor. sweaty bodies smushed together, the air stuffy and suffocating, so thick you could hold it in your palm. a space clears in the crowd, and you feel two hands land on your hips, and upon glancing down you're met with gleaming rings and tattooed slender digits, the stranger's front bumping against your swaying ass.

turning around to look, your jaw almost drops to the core of the earth. taking in her features, the wispy strands of copper locks, petite pink lip taken between her teeth, emerald eyes blazing with something you couldn't name, staring directly into your soul. this eye contact feels like nothing you've ever experienced before, a wordless attraction passing between two souls, telepathically communicating the desire. you feel her grip on your hips tighten, and you grind back against her harder.

she leans forward, her chest pressing against your back, velvety smooth voice tickling your ear with a small grunts escaping her lips. the coil of want grows inside you, and you take it upon yourself to grasp one of her hands, and manually move it to rest on your breast, giving permission to be felt up. and she takes the chance, shaky breaths haunting you, traveling straight to your burning core. she squeezes, and you lean your head back while she plays with your flesh.

now it's only the two of you in the hall, feeling the rhythm in your veins, the thumping of your hearts synching up the longer you dance together. it was so intimate, yet lewd, the way she was groping at you, but you would stay here forever if you could. she nips at your neck, suckling at the sensitive skin, coaxing needy shudders from you, your knees close to buckling completely, but you know she'd catch you.

you're struggling to hear the music over the rushing of blood in your ears, and the growing ache between your legs. so you turn harshly to face her, roughly grab her by the collar and tug so you're next to her ear, and whisper-yell your greatest wish, "bathroom."

[sojutrait]

OKAY SO. my personal gameplay breakdown hehehe. part 1 of uhhh idk. this is very casual yall. N E WAYS this is veronica "ronnie" williams

at first she worked at hooters but she was making chump change so she became a dancer with her gworls (bc i didnt feel like making her new coworkers KJGHKGH)

then her and her bf had a big argument (i dont even remember what over) and then made up

now this is important, this her bff since middle school emilee. she's one of those friends who u lowkey know is fake but yk youre in too deep so u let it slide

she also occasionally babysits her dealer's daughter who i love very much (emilee is also dating said dealer but is cheating on him with both the strip club owner and his nephew but yall thats a whole other story)

and we will leave this last part off on spooky day YAHOIE

[cordyceptic]

PLEASE help. My mother called me in hysterics a few days ago because her cat wont eat or sleep. She was just barely able to afford to take him to the vet for antibiotics but she can't afford further tests or treatments for him. She has been sick and heartbroken for days and I am so badly worried for her. Please donate or boost this if you can, I am getting desperate here.

their gofundme is here

[fujoxi]

[doradeluna]

There had been a time when she had been well loved by highborn and commons alike, when they had cheered her as the Realm’s Delight. Many a young lord and noble knight had sought her favor then…though how many would still fight for her, now that she was a woman wed, her body aged and thickened by six childbirths, was a question none could answer.

I fucked around a lot w rake brushes on this one and I'm not sure about them, still. However, book Nyra! I've been reading fire & blood (to keep myself from rereading asoiaf, mostly) and if there is One thing GRRM does very well is making you forget that the characters live in a hellish lovecraftian world by distracting you with mundane politics and misogyny. Or maybe the misogyny is part of that, who knows. Wondering if I will have the time or the willpower to also do book Alicent

[eddie4bat-president]

Thinking about post break-up steddie where Eddie left Hawkins to try and make it with his band.

Steve is in a bigger city - visiting Robin? Looking at apartments? Going to a gay bar or a queer book store or something? Sure, yeah, one of those. What matters is that there's a guy handing him a business card, asking if he's ever modeled before. The guy is name dropping gay magazines. The kinds Eddie had to pull from under his mattress to show Steve. The kind of magazine that ended on the floor when Eddie and Steve got more interested in each other than the pages. [See this Honcho archive for magazine reference 👀 Xxx]

(After: Eddie is picking up clothes off the floor, Steve poses seductively on the bed, swinging his bent knee back and forth slowly. "You think I'm hot enough to be one of those guys?" Eddie looks up. "One of them?", he swings the t-shirt in his hand over his shoulder so his hands are free to frame Steve on the bed, squinting an eye and turning his head this way and that. "Baby, you'd be the guy on the cover! You'd be the centerfold." He gets down on the bed and knee walks his way to straddling Steve. "You'd be the reason for a second print. You'd be the reason the pages stick together-" He mimes jerking off over Steve's face, who laughs and slaps his hand away-)

Anyway that's where Steve recognizes the name of the magazine from (maybe the guy waited for that look of recognition before actually handing his business card over lol) and he- accepts it without really thinking about it.

But then he starts thinking about it. And keeps thinking about it.

Eddie wants to pretend their relationship never happened? Wants to forget everything he left behind in Hawkins? Well, fuck him. He's going to remember what he left behind. Who he left. Let him see what he's missing.

Which is how Steve becomes a gay adult model out of spite.

I don't know how Steve making a list of gay porn mags and trying to model for each and every one of them gets them back together but it does and they live happily ever after lol. At some point.

[theofreakingbell]

'they were medically vulnerable' doesn't mean they were already dead or dying

'they were medically vulnerable' doesn't mean it was inevitable they would get the virus

'they were medically vulnerable' doesn't mean their life didn't matter

'they were medically vulnerable' doesn't mean their death isn't sad

they were medically vulnerable' is not an explanation for how or why they got COVID, because existing disabilities and conditions are not COVID and do not cause COVID

'they were medically vulnerable' doesn't mean that there was nothing that could have been done on others' part to prevent them from getting it

'they were medically vulnerable' doesn't mean they deserved to die or should have died

'they were medically vulnerable' is not there so you can feel relieved you aren't like them while doing nothing to protect people like them

'they were medically vulnerable' didn't make it any less important for people to try to protect them from infection than it is to protect you, your life is not worth more or less than theirs was

'they were medically vulnerable' does not mean they were fucking expendable

(seriously some of you sound downright genocidal about this topic and it makes me want to lie down on the floor and sob)

[citrlet]

fleur, the world's tiniest lute player for @buttertrait's simblr adventuring guild~

she probably made her lute out of an acorn or something

[dearly]

If I didn't have the fanbase that I did, I wouldn't be on stage it's as simple as that. They really give me the fire in the belly, confidence to do that. And I hope that because of that mutual benefit, they take a lot in that, they take a lot of pride in that. They see me feeling good on stage, and enjoying the show like I will tonight, that's literally all thanks to them.

[ouroborosreilig]

the oc-ification of desert duo (magical cowboys)