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Few things I forgot to mention in this post!
The main three drones were of course originally disasembly drones, meaning they were also worker drones int he past but we'll get to that later.
Percy and Tessa worked together to make the three of them(Alec, Mia, and Stephenie) more kid friendly! They took almost all their weapons away. ALMOST all of them. They took out all the guns and lasers and stuff, but didn't take out the claws and knives. They kept them so they could they could use the knives and stuff to cut things like pizza and cake! This would work well for everyone! Except the security guard of course lol
Instead of taking the syringe part if their tails off, they just kinda pushed the stinger part in and taped it up. Unfortunately the drone can pop the stinger out at will, which breaks the tape, though they always put new tape on before morning. Here's a thing I drew so yall have a better idea:
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a hero coming to a villains compound, surrendering themselves, their friends dead and gone, they’re giving up, falling to their knees, head bowed, wrists held aloft in surrender.
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.
……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
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You know what? Fuck the whole "you have so much more to offer the world" take on encouragement. Enough of that shit. What does the world have to offer you?
If it's been so unkind that you don't wanna go on, then the universe owes you a dept of joy, and you owe it to yourself to stick around and make it deliver.
Who gives a shit what other people can gain from you? What's your favorite drink? Where would you wanna travel some day? Which bands are you looking forward to new albums from? What season do you wanna see again and again?
The world has so much left to offer you, and you deserve the best of it.
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🧍me
feeling an unpleasant emotion…totally sucks. i should do something about this
👿devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow
you should kill yourself probably
🧍me
maybe let’s save that for a last resort
😈 devil2 follow
fake your death so you can read all the nice things people will never say to your face and then run away to die by bear mauling in the mountains
🧍me
what did you guys do to the angel
😈 devil2 follow
i transitioned
🧍me
right.
🧍me
so about that. i kind of need an angel
👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow
all devils used to be angels
🧍me
ok then could you maybe try to channel some angelic energy or something
😈 devil2 follow
what the fuck???? no?? we’re devils
🧍me
i get that and that’s great for you but i really need an angel or something angel adjacent at the moment
👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow
should’ve thought of that
🧍 me
when exactly should i have thought of that
👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow
before you needed an angel
🧍me
that doesn’t make any goddamn sense
😈 devil2 follow
WOW no need for such insensitive language
🧍me
omfg fine i’m sorry
🧍me
so do either of you have any other suggestions that don’t involve my imminent death
😈 devil2 follow
what if you killed yourself maybe
🧍me
i’m not doing that
👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow
do you think blood is vampire food or vampire water
🧍me
it’s both. can we get back to the problem at hand please
😈 devil2 follow
it’s neither. it’s blood. vampires need blood because their bodies can’t make it anymore because they’re dead
🧍me
this really is not helpful
👿 devil-on-ur-shoulderr follow
are you fucking stupid. yeah vampires are dead which means their hearts aren’t beating so they can’t pump blood so it’s food
🧍me
guys
😈 devil2 follow
kill yourself
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