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#idfk. cool n fun.
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This can probably be with any version of Shaggy so do what you will 😎
Shaggy x gn!reader who has crow brain and gives Shaggy little rocks/shiny things because they like him but are too shy to say it straight out.
Cue jealous Fred: “…Why don’t I get any cool rocks :(…”
shaggy rogers with a reader who brings him things.
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-> ft. shaggy rogers.
-> warnings. none!
-> mars thoughts. i kinda just merged all the shaggys together so it’s not a specific version!! been waiting for a request for him for forever now <3 divider by @/benkeibear
-> links. m.list || scooby doo m.list || nav.
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okay so he’s not the brightest
he doesn’t realize you’re giving him the stuff as a way to show him you like him
even though daph and velma have hinted it like several times
he’s a little dumb <3
when you give him a rock or something he’s like “uh. thanks!”
and he puts everything you give him on a shelf in his room! <3
lets say daphne is coming to your aid on trying to show him that you like him so like she comes to his house and sees the shelf and her heart is racing cause of how cute that is and she asks him “why do you think they give you these?” and he’s like “idk but i love it”
she was so close to shaking him and screaming
anyways moving on
after awhile he starts bringing you things back!! like pennies, rocks, shiny stuff he found on the floor
and it melts your heart
and it starts to become a little trade you guys do everyday
like you’ll be sitting in the back of the mystery machine together and you’ll shyly hand him a butterfly pin
and he’ll hand you something like. idk a quarter?
and daphne turns around in the middle of y’all doing it
and she’s like “awww! you give eachother stuff! that’s so cute!”
she’s your guys #1 supporter
anyways this is where fred gets jealous
he starts pouting in the front seat like “they don’t give me any cool rocks or anything :(”
daphne lovingly hits him and whispers “THEY DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU FRED.”
and just like that it all clicks in fred’s head and he starts helping daphne get you guys together
i feel like after a little while shaggy starts to actually realize that you’re only giving him stuff and not anyone else
and he tells scooby about it first
and cause scoobys also kinda oblivious to everything he’s like “maybe they just appreciate you as a friend”
and shag agrees but still goes to daph and velma about it cause he needs another opinion
he comes to them like “why do you think y/n gives me all kinds of shiny stuff?”
velma hints it to him at first
he doesn’t get it
so daphne gently lets him know you like him (she full on yells “OH MY GOD THEY LIKE YOU!!”)
and everything in his head just clicks and he has a not silent epiphany
he’s so happy!!
the next day he like awkwardly gives you a rock that has something unreadable on it
so later that day you go to fred who enlightens you that it says he also likes you back cause he’s the only person who can read shaggys handwriting
and then uou go find him
and you both start awkwardly rambling and it’s so cute omg
someon manages to cut though that yes, they like you/him, and it’s like a moment of understanding
and y’all become a couple <3
amd you continue bringing eachother random shit because it’s fun
and daphne and velma and fred are all your biggest fans
might come back to this later idfk
hope u liked it!! <3
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ezgurple · 2 years
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in your fun facts about donnie you mention he likes to work on his t-machine (turtle truck) do you have your own design for it? also i love your art and au its so rad!
OF COURSE I HAVE A DESIGN ! I’M INSANE but these sketches are kinda old and im not tht good at drawing trucks n stuff sooo yeh just pretend this stuff looks cool OKAY
so far my turtles have two vehicles !!
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the t-machine was an ice-cream truck donnie found and fixed it up. he’s always making new changes and adding different stuff to it :) they ride this thing the most and use it in combat. im not really sure how to color it tho 😕the bottom left version looks too jurassic park-ish
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and the COWABUNGA 87 is just some backup van i guess. something they could drive to the farmhouse or mcdonalds idfk !! im not done designing it !!!!! i just rlly want it to look similar to the party wagon from the 80s cartoon yknow :> anyway uhhh thats it! THANKS FOR ASKING BTW :D i never thought anyone would wanna know lol
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deathbxnny · 1 year
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HEHEHE
Oml i love self aware aus and i crave sahsrau ones anyways
I wanna request a sahsrau of the reader literally writing fanfics about them (lets say they can see what you're doing on your device literally stalking you but we wont talk about that it's just background context), what would be their reaction :0
With Serval, Caelus, Yanqing, Blade
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA idfk if this enough detailed information for u or smth just dm me if theres any problems wowow
I cant wait to see it bbg 🤡🤡👹👹✋
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A/N: Hello there! I've never written anything about self aware au's before, but I'll try my best here! Thank you for the request!<33
Content: Self aware au, stalking ig??, kinda unserious, it is not explained how the characters can see what you're doing, reader is a fanfic writer, sfw
Reader has no set pronouns!
((Not fully proofread))
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》Serval Landau
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Serval liked watching you do things on your phone. She found it amusing and her curiosity was endless. Ever since she gained self-awareness, she saw you as her best form of entertainment, even if she was hesitant at first. You weren't aware, that she was essentially stalking you after all.
But she pushed those thoughts away and watched you, as you wrote your newest fanfiction. She liked reading along, mainly because she thought that you were a very talented writer. She was surprised however, when she realised that the fanfic was about her.
She was confused as to why you chose her at first, but then she started becoming flattered. You must like her alot, if you chose her of all people to write about, right? She will definitely read every word and enjoy it too.
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》Blade
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Blade didn't care about what you did at first. He was already baffled about attaining self-awareness and being able to see what you do in the first place, that he decided to not even bother with you. Or at least, he tried not to, as he sometimes caught himself looking anyways. Especially when he noticed that you were a writer.
He would sometimes read along and scoff, whenever he thought that you could certainly write something better. But what he didn't expect was you writing a fanfiction about him one day. He was confused, but intrigued, much to his stubborn dismay.
He'd read every word carefully, frowning whenever he felt like he would never do that or he'd react to the situation differently. He became very invested and might even make some changes, when you aren't looking. If you want to write something about him, then you better make it accurate.
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》Caelus
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Caelus went through an existential crisis, once he realised that he was suddenly self-aware. He was confused and even a little scared, until he began finding comfort in watching you. He felt very guilty at first, but tried to still his worries by reminding himself that you wouldn't ever know that he was watching anyways.
He found your writing beautiful and often watched you create your work with wide, fascinated eyes, as he read every word attentively. He was surprised and even a little bashful however, when he noticed that you were writing a fanfic about him one day.
He wasn't sure why you chose him necessarily, but was still grateful that you did and read every word of it too. He found it nice of you and hoped to one day somehow express how thankful he was to you in person.
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》Yanqing
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Yanqing was very excited to know that he had gained self-awareness somehow. He found it fun and cool, especially when it came to watching you do things on your phone every day. It became his favourite pass time activity and it never crossed his mind, that it might even be a form of stalking.
Instead, he watched you write your little fanfics and read along sometimes, since he found you quite talented. You practically became his favourite author. And when he saw you write a fanfic about him one day, he became so overjoyed!
He was so proud and giddy, that he couldn't stop reading and praising your work. You captured him so well and he was fascinated by how well you understood him as a person. You truly were a rare talent and unmatched at that, in his eyes. He is eternally grateful to you too, that's for sure.
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A/N: I hope this was okay! Thank you again for the request!<33
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haysprite · 2 years
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// DBD Chapter 27 Spoilers
Alrightyyy, I have some gripes with The Skull Merchant's lore that I wanna talk about real quick. I'll also be referring to her as Adriana, since that's a lot less of a pain to type out than... Y'know, Skull Merchant
I'm gonna be straight up and just say that I flat out do not like it. I'm super sad about that, because I was looking forward to what led to Adriana becoming The Skull Merchant. There were SOOOO many fun directions they coulda taken it, but god, it just feels like they fumbled the ball here? While the concept of a corrupt business woman is cool, I just don't think it fits her and her aesthetic. It just feels a bit all over the place, tbh, especially when in comparison to a good chunk of the original Killers. I got lost very easily, had to reread a lot, and overall just felt super messy.
Like, okay, Adriana stalking the dude that took her place as the top student? Okay okay, I see where we're goin with this- Oh, and it leads to nothing. Not a damn thing.
Why the fuck did her father leave after she returned home with all that money? Why didn't she have him post his own manga on the damn site she made, allowing him to feel like he's earning his own money? THEY COULDA HAD A FAMLIY BUSINESS HERE? HELLO?
The idea of her flipping companies is cool n all, and then wanting to take over em through killing... Cause like, let's be real, this shit could happen irl, probably has/does idfk. But I genuinely don't really understand how one thing led to another into her ACTUALLY killing people? I get greed overtaking her, but ehghgh it just felt super forced :(
What *I* personally wish they had done, would to have had Adriana start to obsess over the character of The Skull Merchant, hanging on to every story her father ever wrote about her. Adriana could begin to idolize her, seeing her as the hero of her stories, and soon would want to BECOME her. She would begin studying day and night how to work technology, spending hours upon hours learning and building drones, with the goal of becoming her idol.
After a while, her father could stop producing Sonhadores Sombrios, having moved past the idea and wanting to start anew with his work. This infuriated Adriana, who just wanted to hear more and more of The Skull Merchant's story, and was persistent that he continued. He continuously denied her, which drove Adriana further and further into madness as she wanted to continue the story herself. She would make sure that The Skull Merchant lived on, with or without her father's help.
Slowly but surely, Adriana started to find victims to gut, just like her hero. Poor, weak souls that would be lost on their paths. Her drones would aid her in her work, scouting out prey. Quick, and silent, she'd hunt at night, careful to spot any witnesses around before making her move. No one could figure out how these people died, though they soon realized a pattern in how they died: two slash marks straight through their chests.
This is where it could continue like normal: Her drone would be taken down by Thalita's kite, leaving her clueless about whether or not there were any witnesses around. Thalita and Renato would run into her, they'd run away, and then cut to them entering the realm.
It's nowhere near a perfect idea, but I feel like it would flow more easily? I dunno, its just what I immediately thought of after reading her backstory. I feel like she has a lot of potential, but so far, I'm just not digging her story unlike Thalita's and Renato's. Also, once again, I apologize if this is a bit all over, I just had to get my ideas out or else I woulda forgotten em lmaoo
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yolkie-squid · 9 months
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I initially made my acc to be cringe and free and explore things I wanna get into so uh…
guys I think I might be a therian or something- like.. I already was a furry but now I like… wanna act like a lil puppy or something like idfk. Like also quadrobatics seem sooooo fun n cool like I wanna learn!!! But a yeah anyways please send help.
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gamz333 · 10 months
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TUNA TIME ‼️
TUNA TIME ‼️
TUNA TIME ‼️
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ITS TUNA TIME AND IM TUNA SO LISTEN THE FUCK UP ‼️ my names actually mituna but tunas cooler
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SO IM TUNA IM AGELESS BUT PROLLY AROUND 20 SOEMTHING IN HUMAN SHITS MOST OF THE TIME I USE A QUIRK BUT YALL GOTTA KNOW WHO I AM FIRST SO FUCK YEAHHHHH
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im not the host but i wanna have fun on here too so fuck him im here + blog list
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QUICK WARNING
if you see anything that looks like a proship its not i promise were not that wierd its either to do with source or inhs stuff where its different to your characters - for example ME N BRO ARE THE SAME AGE ITS A 2 MONTH AGE GAP THATS IT ITS NOT PROSHIP or if you see something like gamzee x vriska its because gamzees bf/gf/bff/idfk whatbthey are is a vriska kin ITS NOT THE CHARACTERS
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oh ya ppl who are invited to this awesoem not insane blog are @ac1d-drinkr (the coolest and the icon maker [its so awesome ikr]) @lawbakery (good friend also makes awesome shit ‼️) @final-kin (this dudes sick and ALSO makes cool awesome stuff) and @benatarrrr (ya cool 👍)
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taken-my-name · 1 year
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Introduction post.
My commission page can be found: here
Other socials:
Cara: takenmyname
ArtFight: TakenMyName
Important: This account is most likely n o t safe for ppl below the age of 16!
Possible tws include:
Blood, gore and death!
Alcochol use
Absolute and unavoidable cringe
Occasionally suggestive things idk bro
Venting about shitty things bc we live in a shitty world
Possibly eay more i cant remember bc im used to that
You have been warned.
The introduction is below.
Names:
Dragonia/Nova/Orion/Aruu/TakenMyName/Aki
idfk i have many names i go by, so please do take your pick.
Age:
18yo (30.12.05)
Gender:
Genderfluid, any pronouns
Stuff i like idk:
I do art, write, and like pc stuff in general... but if someone gets me to do networking or websites, I will commit warcri- I mean what.
About me kinda thing, i have no fucking clue:
Just a furry with an unhealthy obsession over draconic creatures, Undertale, Genshin, and Honkai: Star Rail, among many other things. Creator of an Undertale AU and a few standalone stories, all WIP and will forever be as such because Satan forbid i spend most of my time on working on them while being satisfied with the results. Atheistic Satanist. Also, dinosaurs are cool, transphobia is not.
Sonas, in order of being made:
Dragonia - feral dragon, female, biromantic straight
Taken - anthro wolf, nonbinary, bi
Aruu/Nardit - Wickerbeast (King subtype), male, Bi/demiromantic
Nova/Orion - Demon (humanoid w/ wings), demiboy, unlabelled
All of them belong to my worlds because that's fun.
Discord:
taken_my_name
(Previously Dragonia#4457 aka Dragonia#8512)
Idfk what else to write. Have a nice day/night/whatever.
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laurzvahll · 2 months
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almost like every fandom on titkok hates self shipping / oc x canon and just any type of inserts In general so much it scares me .😭 I fear for the day ososan s4 gets released and tiktok picks it up and then the fandom gets full of tiktokians (? Idfk). like truly currently tiktok is the worst place for fandom , no joke… no one knows how to act. everybody thinks every little thing is cringe despite saying cringe culture is dead. ive seen the way new fandoms rise and fall in a matter of weeks and how they treat literally anything that they get their hands on…. idk how i survived aphmau tiktok and im so glad i am not part of it anymore
​im honestly so glad that i decided to start being more active here on tumblr , i genuinely feel like more . at ease ? and ive been having so much more fun and i get to see cool art and ive become mutuals with a lot of people that i think are very talented n stuff. i made friends from having gone viral on aphtiktok but this is a completely different experience and im having a lot of fun
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1-talk-alot · 3 months
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Short rant/vent ahead (identity crisis)
I hate how little I know about myself
I already didnt know who I am or recognise my reflection and this body means nothing to me at all but just for the cherry on top, now I dk my gender identity and sexuality n all that which I swear I had figured out last year???
I feel like a hollow shell of a person bcs theres like nothing to me but mediocre artwork, unimpressive grades, boring personality 3/10 physical appearance like literally
If you ask who I am I could tell you my name and age but anything beyond that just doesnt really exist
Everything I’m good at like everyone else is better at and there are no talents or redeeming qualities about me, Idfk what people say about me when they have to introduce me and I’d be disappointed but not really surprised if I overheard my friend going “oh yeah that’s louie! My friend. Shes…cool…….yeah.” Because they also can’t think about anything good to say about me
Idk who I am or who I wanna be or what I wanna do but I do know that I want to have a written personality that I stick by like a fictional character so I can be atleast entertaining above anything else, I’ve thought about it for ages but its too late because everyone already knows me and im basically the same as the next person.
Im not gonna get a job or get like anything when im older, there are things I want to do but there’s nothing I’m actually good at, im either going to waste my life working at a corner shop until I’m 50, or live as an irresponsible mess of an adult rotating from homeless shelter to homeless shelter every other month, or kms now to spare myself the agony.
Literally all I want rn is for someone to describe me with precise words instead of “cool” or “fun” bcs that means nothing to me. It’s literally every average compliment for when you can’t think of anything nice to say. Give me words to live by. If you wanna say “cool” tell me why im cool. Give me exact words that mean something and write me a personality so I can feel like someone.
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Miraculous: Ladybug & Chat Noir, The Movie
i am finally watching the miraculous movie !! ive heard a lot from tumblr and my friends so its about time i actually watch it LOL (also watching this w my mom bc she was watching the quiet place, said she wasnt ready for it then was like ‘lets watch that movie version of miraculous’ LMAO)
spoilers under the cut
first of all how could they do that to the butterfly miraculous
second of all the animation is super good
no but really how could do that to the butterfly miraculous
and they made fu say that like ???
also wow what the hell the way her voice is deeper when she’s singing im
where is she going ?? to school ?? they moved her house further from the school ??
i cant with her voice its a good voice like props to the french va shes good at singing but after hesring her talk all high-pitched it doesnt feel like shes singing LMFAOAOOA
they made the red dye on nathalie’s hair bigger, cool
help me my mom asked why Marinette is so insecure n i was like ‘um shes like that in the show too’
explaining the lore to my mom and yelling about how much they changed is really improving my enjoyment of this movie i think
idk if that makes sense but its just fun to do
‘Some people have to try not to fail that hard’ wow no need to be so harsh alya 💀
wow they changed a LOT in this movie
also did they change the voices of the characters ?? or do i just not remember the voices of the characters that well LMAO
i cannot BELIEVE that they changed the way Adrien and Marinette met ?? no umbrella scene ?? crazy
ohh its Emilie’s bday
incorrect transformation phrase for the butterfly miraculous!!!!
WOAH ?? TIKKI N PLAGG JUST ZOOMING AROUND ?? THEY EVEN CHANGED THE WAY THEY GOT THE MIRACULOUS ??
THEY MADE FU LOOK LIKE A CRAZY GUY IM DYING
?? did Plagg get a black cat to put his ring in Adrien’s room
!! yo they changed the first akuma
is Marinette in Fu’s place or smth ??
wait was Plagg the black cat because that ladybug that Marinette was with feels like its just Tikki
might not be though
yo its Tikki !!!
DID THEY JUST CALL THE BUTTERFLY MIRACULOUS ‘THE MOTH’?!?!?
‘The Moth has lost to the greed of humanity.’ ITS THE BUTTERFLY THE AKUMAS ARE BUTTERFLIES HAWKMOTH IS A BUTTERFLY !!!!!!!!! IDFK WHY HE’S CALLED HAWKMOTH I DIDNT MAKE THE ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS BUT HE’S A BUTTERFLY
i might just be way too harsh on this movie after all the criticisms ive heard tho 💀 but like !! how can u get the lore like this wrong ?!?!?!
another song !!
actually this is kinda a bigger
hey is this the beat (?) melody (?) of the extended miraculous ladybug theme song
my mom is complaining that Marinette sounds older when she’s singing im laughing
‘I’m about to kick your butt if you don’t start to listen’ HELP ME TIKKI? bro they msde her way more assertive ???
bro did she just transform without having to use a transformation phrase
like Tikki just. forced the transformation
‘First a song, now a yoyo?’ so theyre aware that theres songs
i cant get over just how much they changed like ??
BRO THIS IS NOT WHO CAT NOIR IS HE WOULD NEVER !!! HE WOULD NEVER CALL LADYBUG A SIDEKICK !!! NEVER !!!
why are they calling Ladybug a watermelon pls 😭😭
no way did Alya just say ‘she-ro’ damn off-brand she-ra im cackling
Cat Noir stfu rn
i cannot believe they did this to my boy !!
ayo what did Ladybug just call Cat Noir ‘kitty’
like i mean yeah she does that in the show but it feels out of place at this moment
NOT CARELESS WHISPER WTFFFF HELP ME ?!!?!?!?!
nah bro no way how does Fu know his name is Hawkmoth
also ?? this doesnt feel like Ladybug and Cat Noir banter like ?? it feels like they do actually not like each other bro 💀💀
i mean i also have only watched up til like the end of season 1 and rhat was like in 2020 so maybe my standards are high bc of mlb fics LMAOAOAOA
how could they do Plagg like that
OH WTF THEY DEF CHANGED PLAGG’S VOICE RIGHT ??
no way they did not make Adrien like that
HELP MARINETTE POINTING OUT THAT HE HAS A BELL ON HIS SUIT IM LAUGHING
DID SHE KUSR THROW THE EARRINGS OUT THE WINDOW NO FUCKING WAY? THATS SO INSANE
did gabriel pass out after they defeated the akuma LMFAO?
omg he’s singinf thats wild
wait what did Nooroo just like pop out of the miraculous even tho gabriel is transformed i
what the hell his villain song lowkey kinda good
wait did he really go to a prison and akumatize a bunch of prisoners in there ?? i thought that was just like artistic visualization
i canr with Marinette’s dad hiding behind the balloons so obviously
oh wild gabriel called Adrien to leave the fair cuz he was gonna send his villains there
i heard that they made gabriel care more about his son but wow that is a LOT in comparison to the show
BRO THE MIME GUY MADE A GUN ?!?! WTF I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOR KIDS ?
oh wait he just shot the duck stand HELP i thought he was aiming for the kid and the dad 💀💀
tbh i think the magician girl looks kinda cool, i like her design
oh shit Nino lost his glasses
bruh Chloe stfu ur the one who wanted to go on the ferris wheel
oh hey another song
the transformation animation is cool
oh yeah i really love the design of the yoyo its very cool
its not a real baby is it
oh i was right !!
oh wow ok that was cool actually like the way they did that immediately without even thinking abt it? n it like boosted (??) their powers ?? that was cool tbh
they really changed a lot in this movie
im kinda bothered by a lot of these fhanges but i
CHLOE ????? BRO U JUST LIKE LONG LIVE THE KING’D HIM BRO ????
LFMAOAOODJDOS LADYBUG THROWING CHLOE IN THE DUMPSTER THATS SO TRUE MARINETTE GO OFF QUEEN !!!!!
‘Stronger together!’ and then the mime guy goes fucking flying ok thats cool
bro civilians why r u just standing there 💀💀
it popped nice
i am SO MAD about the inconsistency the movie has about the butterfly miraculous
like first calling it the moth and then literally when Ladybug purifies the akumas she says ‘bye-bye little butterflies’ like ?? hello ??
my family is telling me to chill out bc im getting too mad about this
‘I’m just the sidekick’ see rhats more Char Noir
‘We’re partners’ REAL !!
THEY DID IT TEY DID THE POUND IT
oh hey the theme song !!! very cool a montage of them defeating akumas
wait did all the akumas go to prison what ??
oh it has some lyrics from the extended version of the theme song
oh theyre really soeedrunning the Adrienette
HELP ME LADYBUG AND CAT NOIR GOT THEIR OWN CARS? BAFFLING
bro why does he keep calling her a watermelon
where’s the ‘m’lady’ ?? or buginette ?? or bugaboo??
ok but aside from that the ladynoir in this movie is kinda cute tbh
theyre playfighting ?? cute
IM CACKLING MY BROTHER HAD SUCH A VIOLENT REACTION WHEN CAT NOIR PINNED LADYBUG TO THE WALL HE WAS LIKE ‘EWWW I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS FOR ENTETAINMENT’
wait im cackling Marinette ?!?! roasting Chloe ?!?! lets fucking go
why are the earrings ringing
OH NO CAT NOIR ?!?!?
bro. this fucking troll wtf.
oho?? he’s confessing ?? wild
yo another song
sorry i literally cant get used to how deep Marinette’s singing voice is
ok the ladynoir in this is very cute bro,, love ladynoir
theyre dancing on the clouds nice
OUGH !!! REJECTION !!!
that moment when she’s rejecting him for himself
??? PLAGG WOULD NEVER CALL TIKKI’S HOLDER A SIDEKICK ????
yo bro gabriel ?? he’s a fucking mess
if Adrien didnt go home last night then where did he go ???
that moment when he’s rejecting her for herself
stfu chloe its not you he likes we have literally never seen u n Adrien interact this whole time
BRO HAWKMOTH JUST AKUMATIZER HIMSELF WILD !! omg he has wings
oh yo wtf is he causing the apocalypse damn
ADRIEN ?!?!?! STOP FUCKING LISTENING TO CARELESS WHOSPER
‘The less interested they are, the more they run after you’ ADRIEN SHUT THE FUCK UP THE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING
nah bro not thise dude taking a picture 💀💀
Plagg being responsible
?? SHE ALMOST DIED
Cat Noir shut the fuck up the apocalypse is happening
im gonna punch Cat Noir in the face
YO BRO WAS RLLY GONNA CATACLYSM HAWKMOTH
also woah first cataclysm of the movie but hE WAS RLLY GONNA CATACLYSM THE GUY BRO
He missed n hit the eiffel tower but it was the lack of hesitation in trying to cataclysm him that shocked me man
bro’s gonna die crazy
BROS GONNA DROWN WTF oh wait Ladybug saved him
wait did hawkmoth turn the water into fucking lava ???
bRO HAWKMOTH BOUTTA FORFE CHOKE MARINETTE ??
he just took her esrrings w the fucking force ?? HE ABSORBED IT INTO THE BUTTERFLY MIRSCULOUS???
lets go Cat Noir punch hawkmoth in the face
OH SHIT BRO WOFHEODHDO HE REALIZED ITS ADRIEN
ayo he reversed it ? also wtf he rrally did turn the water into lava
why didnt he jusr akumatize himself in the first plafe
yo he detransformed
oh my god he really is a better dad than show!gabriel
paused the movie for several minutes looking for that one post where they compared that pic of a younger Adrien to a pic of Tim from Boss Baby bc they look exactly the same and i had to show my brother the posr bc it was too funny NOT to share
also gabriel agreste with long hair ?? crazy
‘The only thing stronger than death is love’ MIRACULOUS SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG MIRACULOUS THE LUCKIEST POWER OF LOVE ALWAYS SO STRONG
awww actually this is really cute they hugged
bro where did Fu come from
oh yo its the miraculous cure/miraculous ladybug thing
wait but she didnt make a lucky charm?? but Cat Noir got to have a cataclysm ??
oh hey its the ball
wait why isnt she wearing a mask literally everyone else is ?!?!
oh wait i just noticed her dress is based on a ladybug thats cool
!! IDENTITY REVEAL LETS GOOOOOOOO
oh ?? its not over yet ??
yo Natalie is visiting Emilie’s secret grave but why is the movie ending on that ?? is there gonna be a sequel or smth ?? what does it mean ?!?!?!
well thats the end
sure was a wild ride, full of a LOT of changes from the og show which is really wild yknow
overall tho it was an ok movie, it was entertaining, probably only ever gonna watch it just this once LMAO
welp thats it for the miraculous movie, byebyeeee
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queenofgraveyards · 2 years
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thoughts on ivy working for the museum?? like an exhibit coordinator or somethin idfk but it sounds like it could be fun for her
that would be SO cool but it does mean she needs to get a degree and we all know how she feels abt university…but I’m behind this idea it would be very fun and interesting for her so I think I might need to look into her doing a degree But it would probably have to be like an open university course cause ain’t no way h is letting ivy run off to uni in a different city he’d be too sad n he’d never get to see her 🥲
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paranormal-pal · 2 years
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So I got bored and made this over the summer. This is part one and I may post part 2. Enjoy?
So basically I already posted this on Wattpad so I’m just putting all of the first part/season I wrote on this one for binge readers. 
(A/N: this is 13 pages and about 4.5k words.)
Enjoy!!!
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So tiktok was exactly like other girls, except she wasn't. She was sold to one direction 4 times, became a pet to an alpha 7 times, and has been bullied by some popular girl at school for being weird countless times.
Case and point, if she had a nickel for every normal day she had, Tiktok would have TWO nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's word that it happened twice right?
Anyway, she walked into herhigh school, orbs blinking in the sunlight. She was so quirky. Special. Not like those girls. Tiktok spun in a circle to be different than those squares. She smiled to herself, seeing that bad boy and UwU kitten talk. They were so attractive her c o r e started to heat. God can't save you now. First day of freshman year, and already off to a great-
"MoVe wHore" said the dumbass bitch ass hoe instapix or fucking whatever. She was like other girls and wasn't UwU quirky at all. What a mistake.
"O-o-oh! Sorry m-"
"Can it! I have to memorize my friends birth charts while drinking iced coffee! Ugh!" Insta-bitch stormed off, going to talk to Her friends YouTube and FaceBook. Facebook was a couple years older, but still ZAMN DADDY WHAT THOSE LEGS DO 😩😩💦💦. Anyway, instagram kissed her girlfriend YouTube than went to her class.
Tiktok blinked before being pinned to the wall by the orange guy. No not from fnaf I'm not getting sued today. He was orange and white with a dash of yellow. His orbs made direct contact with her and her body, as she blushed and UwUed to get his attention. So romantic.
"What do you w-w-want, baka?!" Tiktok screeched
"Hi, I'm Reddit. I got some DANK mey meys im selling illegally, like NFTs. Want some? I'm an alpha, so all of the money goes to my rent because soon we'll find out I'm popular and I need to support my 14 girlfriends!"
"W-what?"
Tiktok pushed this crazy man away and walked to class, dazed and confused, but undoubted girlboss.
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In class, Tiktok was paired with a boy named Discord. He wore blue cat ears and a tail, and talked in an accent. (Disclaimer: I am not trying to make fun of furrys. They are really cool and kinda scary and I don't wanna hurt any.)
"Hewwo! I'm discowd! What's youw nwame?!!" (Hello! I'm discord! What's your name?) the boy, discord, UwUed out.
"I-im tiktok! And we can w-w-work at my house for the project!!" Tiktok said, smiling at him as he 👉👈Ed back.
"Of couwse! I'll bwing conswuctuon pay per, and my di-" (of course! I'll bring construction paper, and my di-)
"O-okay! Let's get started!" She said, blushing madly as the apps orbs faintly spoke to eachother.
God she wanted them both so bad...
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As tiktok walked home from school, she was happy. She had met two amazing boys. One was a badboy alpha that made her want to 👉👈 to get his attention. The other was a UwU soft boy.
Being friends with them was great!
She wore a faux smile as she walked into the house, seeing her dad,Twitter,  trying to find something to yell at her about while being a little bitch and idfk I never had a Twitter account.
Anyway tiktok went to go be emo in her room, being so coolziee and talking to discord on her phone
Tiktok: lolzies yeah we can work on the project at your house
Discord: Mk
Tiktok: smiles, flips hair back, sucks your toes
Discord: I'm gay wt French toast
Tiktok smiled and walked over to his house by the power of spite and two. She ✨🤭❤️girlbossed🥺🤭✨
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Tiktok got to discords house and casually breaks in as you do on a cold summer day during the school year. She poped it back not cap bussin bussin. Discord UwUed to close to the sun and was like really Coolzies and stuff
Once they were done a knock happened on the door.
OH YOUR GOD ITS JESUS CRIST FROM UNDERTAIL-
Jk it was Reddit. He was being a Tumblr sexy man ever tumblr wasn't sexy or attracted to men. Tiktok stared at those DUMMY THICC abs. He had a 69.420 pack from extorting so many memes and NFTs onto the internet. He was like super cool and popular. And cishet fr not clickbait
Anyway tiktok saw his ᴵᵈᵒⁿᵗʷᵃⁿⁿᵃᵈᵒᵗʰᶦˢ Bulgy wulgy and died from sexy.
Darkness. The suffocation and surrounded her was a deafening silence that she hated. It was like a dream that would never end, yet you hated that it ever started. It choked out all the words from her lungs as she was dragged back to a state of consciousness that was deemed decent enough to survive.
"Woah tf you like died it was straight." Reddit said, knotting his head and laughing bc he's so funny and hot and cute *giggles and twirls my hair uwu* ᶠᵘᶜᵏʷʰʸ
"Ywou we're wike...swupid. Dwont dwie or I'll kwill you." Discord UwUed, smiling and being a good kitten for Reddit.
Tiktok blinked her orbs. What a goofy day! She smiled and eventually waved goodbye, being like super not like other girls as Twitter dilf sold her to singular direction yet again
But what would I know? Lol I'm not go- *turns into oodle*
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Tiktok was being a FUCKING simp for Jesus, because y'all need him if you're reading this fic. Anygays tiktok was girlbossing like reaaaallyyy close to the sun and it was so material girl. Then discord came up and UwUed.
"I wanna twell you swometing!" Discord said
"Surezies! What i-it is?" Tiktok said to be quirky and amazing and pop-
"I don't qdywlly talk in an UwU accent I did that to steal Reddits bitches lol." Discord whispered in her ear bc he's a tumblr sexy man even though tumblr is a lie made for tax money.
"Oh. Slay ✨🤞❤️" she smiled and walked away to say the tea or some shit idk who am I  Doom eternal super shotgun Flaming meathook Upgrade?
Later that day Reddit was selling illegal Memes to insert tragic backstory cameo here when tiktok came up and smiled to him. She had gotten sold to one direction again and was telling the bad boy alpha
"H-hello bad bOi! I got s-sold to one direction!" Tiktok said, smiling
Reddit picked her up "lol no. I bought you now 😈"
"Omg hit the slay button" tiktok blushed; blurting out bs idk
Reddit than took her to his house and OH MY GOD REDDIT IS A BISEXUAL HE HAS THE FLAG. I'm bi fo Reddit lolzies twinning
Tiktok flopped onto his bed and hit the woah cutely to get his attention. They went on discord to call discord
Funnyman69: hey my kitten, call me 😈😈
DaddyUwUbaby: of course my pogchamp 🥺💦💦
They called and like sexted. Tiktok watched it was beautiful. Than she saw discord had a nwlnw pfp and OH MY GAH HES GAY!!! NOT EUROPEAN!!
Tiktok was happy with her friends. And than she realized she didn't feel romantically attracted to either of them!
What luck! Hope this doesn't become a plot point later! That would be hilarious!
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Twitter was being a poo poo head to tiktok so she went to Reddicks house to stay for the  nights
Tiktok was being not a material girl and was acting exactly like other girls and it horrified Reddit. He tried to cheer her up by bringing over insta gramcracker. But tiktok just freaking agreed with her!! OH NOES!!!!!
"What's like wrong with you, Tikky Tokky?"
"Idk man..I just wanna go to trader joesephs.."
*gasps* "this isn't good, red boy." Instagram sighed out
"I know. It's as bad as this fic!"
"What?"
"Nothing. Maybe you can take her to your house?" Reddit asked and Tiktok took a sip of a Double Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew. She was already turning.
"That won't work. I enjoy having sleepovers and doing makeup with my fellow females so that won't do.." Instagram sighed. Sitting next to Tiktok. She leaned on her shoulder as Instagram did a blushy wushy UwU.
Reddit thought for a second before gasping
"Give me five minutes!"
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Discord walked into reddits room "heyo what did I miss" he said, not talking in an UwU accent because writer is lazy and sick and doesn't want to HELEN >:{
Anyways, reddiy hugged dickcord from behind and picked him up
"Well TikTok's acting exactly like other girls, Instagram is trying to fix her and is calling YouTube and I thought having two males in the room would make her try to empress us."
"Why not call Wattpad and Ao3?"
"They'll make fanfiction about her, and they're only in middle school. I'm not calling the kids I tutor into helping a big boy problem."
"Tumblr?"
"Tehe, no. To sexy"
Discord walked up to Tiktok as she was listening to a band everyone had heard of. God, this was bad. Discord started to worry before he remembered something tiktok had told him off camera.
"What's today?"
"Uuhhh...time isn't real." Instagram said, panickedly texting YouTube about women ❤️✨🤭
"April 21st, why?" Reddiy asked
Discord sighed and looked at tiktok, hugging her softly and cutely. Red duck stared at that NICE ASS BRO-
Anyway, the homo squad  looked at discord confused as he looked at tiktok with worry. She sighed and sat up, taking off the blanket she had wrapped around her.
"I'm gonna go wipe off my makeup. Wait f-for me to tell them." She sighed, going into the bathroom.
Discord nodded, sitting on his homie reddits lap and waiting. Instagram invited YouTube over and they did gay shit idk man I'm a cishet man in Ohio that sells propane 25/8
Tiktok wiped that smudge off her face and sighed. She put on a band tee jeans and spicy hot Cheetos puffs socks, and went out to face the trial by a jury of her queer's.
Tiktok fell onto the edge of the bed, sighing different than other girls would.
"She's back!" YouTube yelled, pulling Instagram and Tiktok into a hug. Tiktok blushed bc mmmm tittes.
Tiktok sighed and sat on the bed
"Ask away any questions." She sighed out, twirling her air ✨❤️✨❤️
"Why were you acting weird?"
"Do you like men?"
"What happened?"
"Why is Twitter a dilf?"
"Shut up, Reddit."
Tiktok laughed and looked around at all these bitches. They might've supported striaght rights, which smh my head is against her religion, but she tolerated those fucking idiots <3.
"I don't know if I like men, My dad was being an asshole, and I was acting weird because...todays the day my mom died of death.also Twitter isn't a fucking dilf stop behind gay."
"No ❤️"
Sigh. Imagine writing a story about gays. Couldn't be me.
Something hit TikTok's brain before she could respond to questions about tragic backstory number A.
They called and like sexted. Tiktok watched it was beautiful. Than she saw discord had a nwlnw pfp and OH MY GAH HES GAY!!! NOT EUROPEAN!!
Tiktok was happy with her friends. And than she realized she didn't feel romantically attracted to either of them!
What luck! Hope this doesn't become a plot point later! That would be hilarious!
OH MY SHIT ITS A PLOT POINT NOW.
Tiktok sighed and began telling the tale, thinking of a special not man that she seemed to start crushing on.
"Well.."
———- what's this? A flash back? In this economy????———-
"Mama! Mama! I got some bitches!" Tiktok yelled, hugging Vines legs. Being 4 was great, no worri-
Sudden, tiktok became a Disney character and had no mom. It was sad and tiktok cried at her eBay gravestone. Twitter became a GRRRR dirty capitalist and worked with some weird guy called Mlon Eusk. Damn it would be funny if he was real. But Mlon Eusk is just some fictional guy with no resemblance of anyone alive. Like Steve cobs, from hit object show inanimate insanity who's first appearance was season 2 episode 8.
Anyway vine dead was like sad and stuff,.
—— end of completely tragik backstory.——
"...and that's the gospel truth." The not like other girl sighed out. She looked over at everyone and smiled at her friends.
"Also btw I think I'm a lesbian. Tehe"
"Omg work the house yas queen pur."
"Same."
They all did one big group hug no homo.
Wow, it would be crazy if tiktok had a crush on someone. Writer definitely has an idea who that is. Fr not clickbait gone wrong gone sexual at 3 am.
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Our protagonist has realized she's a LESBIAN!! WOW!! NOT DEGENERATE MALES!!!
Also Reddit and discord had said they were dating and flexed on everyone on how they would go on double dates with YouTube and Instagram and it was great and very Homo socks off 👍👍
Tiktok has realized who she had a crush on and ZAMN she was fine!! I'm not gonna say who it is because I'm like really evil and stuff Tehe. You can make theories tho. A hint is I haven't introduced her yet.
Anyslay, tiktok went into class when suddenly ONE DIRECTION CAME?!? IN?!?!(! WHAT IN TUMBLRS SEXY MAN SHOP AND REFDITS ILLEGAL MEYMEYS?!?!??
"Hey lol we came here bc your dad Twitter is a capitalist and sold u to us 😈😈💔✨"  they all said at once, because boy bands are all hive minds.
"I'm gæ." Tiktok said, smiling cutely and fluttering her UwU lashes, thinking of the bitches she wants to get bc tiktok gets a negative amount, she's in bitch debt.
"Sorry lolzies" singular direction claimed sexily
They suddenly burst into song bc idk man what Am I the bee movie script paragraph that I have memorized???
"Ooh baybay, I love you baybay!" One direction started, suddenly getting cut off by
*gasp*
TWITTER?? He was a Steve cobs looking mf but make it a human and a dilf. Anyneighs,
"Stay away from my baybay!"
"But father, I love him" some weird ass bitch said. Who? Jesus probably idfk.
Tiktok died of embarrassment cutely and was caught in the arms of the love of her life totally real not at all lying not clickbait gone wrong gone sexual at 3 am totally fr not at all gonna get cut off mid sentance before I can say her crushes name which i-
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Tehe my friend is reading this he's a who're but take out the '. Anymays tiktok got caught by her super cute crush Pinterests arms and AWOOGA MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY A CRUMB PLEASE
Tiktok went face first into the chest and blushed a lot bc people are so 😩. Pinterest blushes and picked tiktok up
"You gay? I mean okay?"
"No."
"Fair enough."
Pinterest put her down and did a body builder pose, bc their aesthetic this chapter is strong  fuck you.
Tiktok did a blushy wushy and walked away, running into Reddit. She flushed
"Ahhh. Women."
"No."
"Why?"
"Men."
"No."
"Why?"
"Not men"
"No."
"Why?"
"Men."
"No."
"Why?"
"Women"
"No."
"Why?"
"Men."
"No."
"Why?"
"Not men"
"N-"
"Can both of you Stfu <3" discord asked, being an UwU baby. They both yelled at him but Reddit did it sexily. Uhh that's the chapter I'm bored lmao
Morale of the story: tiktok has a crush on Pinterest and I ate your chicken strips again
Edit - I'm making Pinterest non binary *flys into melatonin induced coma*
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Reddit, discord, Instagram, and YouTube went on a super cute and orginal double date
Instagram had planned it all and was like super really attractive ifk man I never read the anime.
Anygays, they all went on a walk and it was super cool.
"...what a funny joke I just told :)" YouTube smiled as everyone laughed at the haha funny boy clickbait fr gone wrong. Instagram kissed her cheek. WOAHz WOMEN.
Then smiled at eachother and looked back at the reference I made to the gay in chapter one.
Insta-bitch stormed off, going to talk to Her friends YouTube and FaceBook. Facebook was a couple years older, but still ZAMN DADDY WHAT THOSE LEGS DO 😩😩💦💦. Anyway, instagram kissed her girlfriend YouTube than went to her class.
It was all foreshadowing bc I definitely have this story planned out and don't write it on the bus or when sleepy on melatonin not at all.
Reddit smiled and picked up discord, putting him on his shoulders. They did the gay stuff, like hand holding. Also discord cannonicly can't wear socks lmao.
Redcord smiled and walked with Instatube until they got to a restaurant and ate food.
Idk what I'm writing but I'm tired take this I might update one of my actual stories later idk
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Pinterest was hitting the neigh neighed like trauma hit them when Truamatic ecssesive backstory when tiktok tackle hugged them
"Happy birthday hoe!!"
"Oh your god I forgot about that lolzies" Pinterest smiled at tiktok and they both did a blushy wushy that was a tad bit gæ
Reddit and YouTube came 🤭 over carrying the cake and did and everyone clapped so loudly everyone thought Twitter was here because of the clap of his ass cheeks being so damn massive
Tiktok held Pinterests hand (so scandalous!) and took them ice skating. The teachers didn't get paid enough to care and let them go. Then Reddit made out with his UwU discord kitten but THIS ISNT ABOUT T H O S E GAYS ITS ABOUT THESE GAYS. (And deez nuts)
Tiktok rented skates for them and they went about their skating. Everything seemed to be perf
Pintrest fell out of nowhere and accidentally pinned tiktok to the walls of the rink
Both of them turn bright red and we're being kinda gay bro ngl :/
They stood there for a couple of seconds before pintrets face fell into those NICE titz out of embarrassment. But embarrass has ass in it so they got more embarrassed, so sad. The two stayed there for a couple of seconds before going back to hand holding and ice skating.
After the amazing day at the ice skating rink the girls gays and theys went home. As Pinterest dropped tiktok off at home they smiled and kissed TikTok's cheek. Not that cheek, ya nasty.
"Nice titz lol."
Pinterest left tiktok a blushy wushy gushy mess. She walked into her house
Then the dilf known as Twitter turn around dramatically in a chair.
"Where were you??"
"Uhhh...I was with our cat..??"
As if on cue, Mr. meow meow juicy III turned on the chair
"Meow meow meow."
"MR. MEOW MEOW JUICY III??!?" Tiktok exclaimed in fear and betrayal? How could he do that??
"So..where were you?"
"I..I was ice skating.."
"Was it with that Reddit boy?! I knew he was a bad influence on you. Next it's NFTS! Then memes! Before you know it, you'll be pregnant with some gay child!!"
"Dad I-"
"No! I'm cancelling you and grounding you! Oh, I bet it was that UwU boy! He's a no good scoundrel! I'm going to call him so many no-no words!"
"Hear me-"
"Nah"
"PAPA!" Tiktok did the unthinkable and pulled out that nickname...
Twitter tensed up like he was getting his dilf cheeks clapped by his dead wife. Before he could say anything his daughter spoke up.
"Dad, I was with Pinterest. They're like really cool and have red hair. I love THEM very much. I am a lesbian and would fight men."
Twitter gasps and puts a hand to his chest.
"You're in love with a ginger girl??? ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN??"
.
"D-
Dad they're non binary-"
"YOURE IN LOVE WITH A GINGER KID???" Twitter seemed hurt, offended even. He rawred out and sent Tiktok to her room.
As she weaped into her pillow, her life seemed to fall apart. First her moms death, then her dad, and next she's gonna have to break off contact with her partner! Well, crush, but still. Tiktok cried quirkily when a tap came from her window. She looked over and saw discord??
He tapped her shoulder and handed her a burner phone. It had a sticky note that said 'thought your dad might be gingerphobic. If you wanna call use this! ~ PinPin'
Tiktok flushed and smiled, teheing and twirling her AIR ✨😀❤️✨
Maybe today didn't suck like Reddit wanted to suck her dad. Or Instagram with her mom <3
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Reddit was acting sus and disoword was worried about that. Kinda gay bro. Reddit had fell asleep in some classes and was distance himself from everyone. He did the once a month every second Thursday and a half, and discord was going to find out why! Even if that meant UwUing to close to the sun!
After the humane hellscape Of school was over Reddit walked off fast and discord was so short (he's 2'1 🥺🥺🥺)  he fucking sprinted with the power of gwod and animwe >:3. Reddit seemed to have a juicy secret. Juicier then his Boyfriend.
Reddit walked into the hospital as discord followed en suite. Oh your god..my boyfriend takes eretile disfunction pills! And didn't tell me.. discord thought to himself, wondering now if reddick could still tap that 😕😕. Reddit waved to the desk lady and went up the elevator. He looked up and saw discord taking to the front desk lady as the doors closed. Oh fucky wucky, chucky. Reddit pulled out his phone and texted discoword.
Funnyman69: what the heckity heck 5 abs and one pec, man?!?
DaddyUwUbaby: well why awe ywou at te hospital!
DaddyUwUbaby: is it too gwet dwown bad with a nurse...💔💔
FunnyMan69: no..get in the elevator, my little omega ❤️
Going back to the first floor, Reddit held discords hand and led him up the stares. He whispered softly in his ear about gay stuff. Reddit kept his little UwU baby omega safe 🥺🥺.
Opening the door to a room, LE GASP!!
It was tumblr! She hugged Reddit cutely and was very scenemo.
"Epic little bro! Who's the guy with ya?"
"This is my boyfriend, Discord."
"Swag! Dipwads older sibling (she/they btw)"
"Stop referencing sex with Andrew garfieellllddd!" Reddit whined, hugging his sister really annoyed. They laughed and pushed him off.
"You're just here to check on me, but I'm fine! Just tell me the tea so you can go!"
"Alright, we'll first off..."
Discord zoned out, smiling becuase of the really cool people in the room. He loved his boyfriend and was finally meeting his family.
Discord chuckled to himself softly, holding a UwU locket. Wowza!!! ITS A HOMOSEXUAL!!! He held it close and wowzers looked gay. Reddit kissed his boyfriends head, picking up his kitten before waving goodbye and taking him home.
Discord kissed his cheek and smiled, waving goodbye as he went inside.
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Tiktok and pintrest were dating, wowzers zowers. They had been through a lot togtwhr; like when my eye became vacuums and it was so sex they all died. How hot.
They were walking home and taking about really cool stuff like how the world is fucked and weather Reddit is a bottom or not.
"I'm just saying, he's a fuck boy because is fucks boys, making him a top." Tiktok explained as they made it to her house
"Nah, I think he's a bottom because imagine discord as a top." Wow such comedy. So funny, much laughter ensued.
Tiktok felt a hand grab her wrist from the door, looking up and seeing her dad. RUH Roh shaggy we're rucked. Pintrest, not understanding socail cues like a damn heterosexual, shook his hand and smiled
"Hi, I'm pin-"
"G I N G E R"
Twitter pulled tiktok inside and locked the door. He's so gingerphobic :(
Pintrest listened through the door and heard a 'lovely' conversation.
"Tiktok is that the boy-"
"They're non-binary"
"Tiktok is that the whore you've been hanging out with"
"Yea..?"
"Wt fick they're a ginger."
"And? What about it?!"
"I'll defeat them with the power of friendship! All gingers deserve to be fist faught in a Walmart parking lot and run over by the power of friendship!" Twitter rambled.
"Dad, we don't own a hot pink speedboat with all terrain drive," Tiktok mumbled referencing the pasta turtle mafia lore
'...The Power Of Friendship is, unknown to every living being, not a weapon, but a vessel, that's why it is called friend-SHIP, any that embark on it will have access to the most powerful full wheel drive vehicle imaginable and can run over anyone without having to worry about enemy resistance. This is why it is feared. The Pope, not being alive, is the only creature that knows the true nature of The Power Of Friendship, and guards it with the rest of the Communist Clams....'
Twitter remembered studying it in school and the fact she thought he didn't know this was wounding and heterophobic smh my head
"Room. NOW!"
Tiktok ran up the stairs to her not like other girls room. Twitter would probably sell her to one direction again to fix her, and she hated it. Knowing no matter what she did she couldn't fit it in with others without changing. Tiktok wasn't like other girls and hated it, she cried and cried into that stupid pillow..
(Istg if anyone kins tiktok I'm cancelling this book.)
Time and time again she'd seen it happen. She grows close to someone, dates someone with something 'wrong' with them, and gets 'fixed'. She was so happy this time. Packing her bags with everything was..almost agrivating.
Tiktok sighed and sat up in bed after a couple hours. A rlly seggsy boy band came in saying they had bought her for 2763$ she sighed and grabbed her packed clothes. She texted her friends goodbye and left a note for pintrest on what was going to happen.
She walked with the boy band and stared out the window, looking back at Twitter and feeling the affects start to kick in already..
(End of part 1)
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planetamarte · 3 years
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- suggests sleepovers for the both of u and will out bring games and movies for y’all to watch and play
- is stocked up on so many snacks, you’ll never go hungry again!! Would even share his stash with the good snacks 😟
- not afraid to show his love to you and how much you mean to him, very thankful for you making his life better ( ꈍᴗꈍ)!
❦𝑀𝐸𝐺𝑈𝑀𝐼<3
- walking & eating at the park together are his favorite things to do.
- a very quiet and observant boyfriend that surprises you with things you’ve talked/forgotten abt
- likes cuddles and wants them often but doesn’t know how to ask(thanks to his emotional constipation...ness?)
❦𝐺𝐸𝑇𝑂❦heeheheh
- the best listener and advice giver, you have a confusing situation and he can fix it!
- vv caring and could read a situation quickly, which is a lifesaver in any given situation
- does anything he can to make you feel comfortable and safe with him(it works..ofc)
❦ 𝐺𝑂𝐽𝑂
- would send you text starting off with something making fun of you: “hey big head😏😉”. Won’t stop either..
- would send you text starting off with something making fun of you: “hey big head😏😉”. Won’t stop either..
- when you tell him a problem of yours at first, he doesn’t take it seriously 😒 like he makes jokes bc he doesn’t know what to say...
- when you tell him a problem of yours at first, he doesn’t take it seriously 😒 like he makes jokes bc he doesn’t know what to say...
- when you tell him a problem of yours at first, he doesn’t take it seriously 😒 like he makes jokes bc he doesn’t know what to say...
- could’ve said nothing but shutting up is not an option for him 😒
- but he surprisingly gives good advice that you don’t think you can trust it at first
❦𝑌𝑈𝑇𝐴
- schedules reminders to call you bc he gets to busy from training in Africa(??)
- back rubs n massages allll day🤤😴
- to make up for his shyness, he makes your fav breakfast/lunch/dinner and adds a heartfelt note <3aww
❦𝑇𝑂𝐺𝐸
- cooking with him never ends well bc you don’t know if he means actual tuna, or “no”
- y’all use touch and sign language to help communicate with each other but wanted to try the talking headband cat had (the real ones know 😔🤞🏽)
- you’re one of the few people who know what he looks like without his mask (or is it a long collar?!?!)
❦𝑁𝑂𝑅𝑂𝑇𝑂𝑆𝐻𝐼
- after a rough training you both walk through the fields to cool down with arms wrapped around each other’s body
- with the way he talks I feel like he would randomly make poems about you 🤷🏽‍♀️
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pedrito-friskito · 2 years
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sunshine on a cloudy day - chapter five
summary: you wake up in frankie’s bed and…
warnings: unprotected p-in-v sex (no glove no love people), oral (m & f receiving) semi-dominant!frankie, dirty talk, idfk what else dude it’s fucking dirty but it’s hot HAVE FUN BYE
a/n: this just might be one of the filthiest things I’ve ever written. pwp, that’s it that’s all.
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You sleep long. And hard. Fuck, if it’s not the best sleep you’ve had in weeks, tangled in bedsheets that smell like Frankie. You’re vaguely aware of strong arms around your middle, a chest pressed against your back and a scruffy chin resting atop your head. At one point, you rouse slightly, halfway between sleep and awake, and your fingers tangle with his. You refuse to let go, holding tightly as you settle deeper into his embrace and sink back into sleep.
It’s nearly noon by the time you wake the next morning. Frankie’s side of the bed is cooling, but evidence enough that he left you alone in his bed only a short time ago. Your heart picks up, aware that you’re still in his old Fleetwood Mac t-shirt, the sweatpants long discarded. The clothes he’d been wearing last night are in a pile on the floor, and you slip slowly from the bed, moving them to the laundry hamper before padding out into the hall and towards the kitchen.
You can smell coffee and bacon, and sure enough, when you round the corner into the kitchen, there’s Frankie. He’s dressed in an old army t-shirt and his boxers, glasses perched on his nose and his hair wayward as anything, sticking up in all directions as he sips his coffee and pokes at bacon frying on the stove. He’s humming a tune you think you recognize, but it turns into a raspy good morning when you come up behind him and slip your arms around his waist, hugging him to you, one hand moving slowly across his stomach.
“Morning,” you mumble into his back, leaning up on your toes so you can press your lips to the back of his neck. Frankie sets his coffee cup on the counter and one of his hands covers yours, squeezing your fingers before he turns in your arms, pushing both hands through your hair. He tilts your head back, brushing the stray hairs from your face, before leaning down to kiss you once. Your scrunch your nose. “I have morning breath.”
“Don’t care,” he grins back at you, leaning in for another kiss. This one is heavier, his fingers locking in your hair and yours tightening in his t-shirt, gripping the material between your knuckles. He tastes like coffee and toothpaste and you can’t get enough, your body reacting of it’s own accord, closing the short distance between you and pushing your hips against his.
Frankie groans into your mouth when you wrap your arms around his neck, one hand tangling in his curls, the other slipping beneath the collar of his shirt and pressing flat between his shoulders. His hands move quickly from your hair and down your body, skirting over the almost-bare curve of your ass and hooking beneath your knees, hauling you up into his arms. You’re suspended in the air for a moment before your ass hits the countertop, and then Frankie’s mouth moves from yours, nipping along your jaw and down, teeth scraping your pulse as he pulls and prods at the t-shirt.
“I wanted to do this last night,” you manage to gasp out, your legs locking around him as he pushes the hem of the t-shirt up, hands covering your hips completely. You lift his glasses from his face, setting them just out of reach, safely on the counter. “Didn’t mean to fall asleep on you.”
“S’okay, querida,” he tells you, tilting his head again to kiss your mouth. “You had a long day.”
You nod, the motion almost frantic, and take his face in your hands, fingers brushing against the scruff on his jaw while you fit your mouth against his once more, catching his bottom lip between your teeth and tugging ever so slightly before releasing it. He lets out a groan that makes your chest shake and you pull him impossibly closer, your hands curling in the front of his t-shirt and yanking hard. Your knees are spread wide on either side of him, and when he grinds himself into you, you swear you see stars for a moment, unbearable heat building between your legs that you’ve been holding out on for far too fucking long.
His hands are everywhere all at once; tugging at your hair, grabbing a handful of your ass, skimming your leg and hitching it higher on his waist, pulling at the shirt covering your body. It’s hot and it’s heavy and you’re a moment away from shoving one of his hands between your legs when the unmistakeable scent of something burning catches your nose.
“Fuck, Frankie,” you start, pushing at his shoulder. He’s grinning, a lust-filled expression on his face, but then his nose twitches. “The bacon!”
“Fuck!” he shouts, and you giggle as he yanks himself away from you, stumbling toward the stove to turn off the burner and move the pan away from the heat. You chew your lip as you watch him, taking in the way you’ve managed to make his hair even more messy, how the collar of his shirt is stretched now and exposing more of his chest, and how he’s half-hard in his boxers, an impressive bulge tenting the fabric.
His shoulders are heaving as he leans against the counter for a moment, a few feet of space between you now, and you both just stare at each other. Wordlessly, you slip from the counter, reaching for his hand and pulling him down the hallway to the bedroom. He lets you push him onto the bed, sitting at the edge of the mattress, but doesn’t let you get far, grabbing your hips and situating you between his legs.
“Mariposa, I—” he starts, but you cut him off with a finger pressed to his lips.
You lean down, fingers reaching for the hem of his shirt, and he lifts his arms, releasing you long enough to let you pull the t-shirt over his head, his hair even more mussed as he looks up at you, eyes shining in the filtered light coming through the closed curtains.
Frankie’s hands find your hips again and you push your fingers through his hair, tilting his head back slightly, bending down so you can kiss his forehead, his temple, his cheek, the corner of his mouth. His eyes slip shut at your attention and your mouth quirks, placing a gentle kiss on his lips before bending further, dragging your mouth down his scruffy jaw and the column of his throat.
He has scars, from his time in the army. Most of them you’ve seen — late night campfires at Will’s place often end in show-and-tell — and Frankie sucks in a breath when you find the one at his collar, your mouth skimming over it. His hands move from your hips as you sink to your knees, pulling at his shirt covering your torso as you rest one hand on his ribs, the other moving down his chest and over his crotch. He lets out a moan when your fingers trace the outline of his cock and you tilt your head up, capturing the noise and swallowing it down.
You kiss your way down his chest, manoeuvring his cock out of the confines of his boxers, and you suck in a breath at the…size of him. He’s big — bigger than anyone you’ve been with before — but instead of intimidating you, it only spurs you on, one hand curving around his thigh as you lower your head.
But he stops you, fingers knocking beneath your chin and tilting your head up till your eyes meet his. “Are you sure?”
You nod, mouth wet and wanting, your core already aching with need. “Please, Frankie. You took care of me last night; let me take care of you.”
His body relaxes as he gives in, and you plant your hand in the middle of his chest, pushing him until he sprawls back on the bed, closing the fingers of your other hand around the base of his cock and lowering your mouth all at the same time.
The satisfied groan that falls out of him is music to your ears, and you return it with one of your own as you take him as deep as you can, your tongue laving at the underside, the salty tang of precum hitting the inside of your cheek. You make a quiet noise when he hits the back of your throat, the movement almost making your eyes water as you move up, your hand pumping him once, before you start again.
“Dios mío, querida.” You look up in time to see Frankie raking both hands through his hair, propping himself up on his elbows before his eyes meet yours and you take his length in your mouth again, the hand at his thigh digging in just enough to leave half-moons on his skin. “Mierda.”
He sounds fucking wrecked, and you can’t bring yourself to take your eyes off his face as you find the thick vein that runs the underside of his cock, drawing your mouth to the tip and swirling your tongue around in a circle. He’s panting, hands now fisted in the bedsheets, and his hips start to lift, chasing your mouth as you swallow him down again, moaning around his cock over and over.
One particularly harsh thrust of his hips makes you gag, and you try to power through, but lean back on your knees, needing to catch your breath, and Frankie pushes himself up. You’re blinking back the tears that had automatically sprung into your eyes and when they meet his, you find only fear in his coffee-coloured gaze.
“Fuck, baby, are you okay?” he asks, his tone worried. He takes your face in his hands, wiping the spit from your lower lip with his thumb. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to—”
“Frankie,” you cut him off, almost chastising. “It’s okay. You can be a little rough with me.” The fear in his eyes seems to melt away with that, and you see it quickly replaced with something heavier, lustier. “I can take it.”
He heaves a breath, his chest quaking with the movement, and his thumb slides across your lower lip again. “Are you sure?”
You nod, planting both hands on his knees and pushing yourself up. He grabs your hips as soon as they’re within reach, tilting his head back to look up at you. “I’m sure,” you whisper, nodding again. “I trust you.”
Frankie hums at that, and stands from the bed, fingers hooking into the hem of the t-shirt covering your torso as he moves. You lift your arms, letting him pull it over your head, barely noticing as he tosses it somewhere over his shoulder. A shiver makes goosebumps rise on your skin and your mouth drops open when his hand lifts to your face, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear before the hand starts to lower. He traces over your collarbone, down your sternum, and you bite your lip when his fingers trace the scar on your chest, the pads following the path it makes in your skin.
You only manage to breathe out his name, the syllables thick on your tongue as he presses his lips to your forehead, the kiss gentle and ghosting as his hand moves, sliding beneath the curve of your breast, weighing it in his hand while his thumb swipes heavily across your nipple. It nearly makes you cry out, your back arching into his touch, one arm managing to snake around his waist, your hand moving to cup his tight ass, grabbing a fistful of cheek while his free hand tilts your head back and his mouth falls headily onto yours.
It’s a brief kiss, his tongue, tasting of coffee and toothpaste, invading your mouth before it’s gone, and his lips are following the same path his hand had made. You toss your head back on your shoulders, one hand clenching in his hair when the heat of his mouth envelops your already peaked nipple, the pleasure making your thighs clench together hard.
You feel fingers at the waistband of your panties then, just tracing the lace before dipping underneath, and you can’t hold back the moan that echoes through the room when he drags his index and middle fingers against you, knuckles catching on your clit in a way that makes your whole body seize.
“So sensitive, querida,” he drawls, peering up at you from where he’s still attending to your breast. You can’t find words, not when he moves to give the other side of your chest the same lavish attention, not when the tip of his middle finger teases against your entrance before disappearing, not when he pulls his mouth from your nipple and his fingers from between your thighs so he can lick the taste from his skin. Your mouth goes dry when he slips his now-wet fingers between his lips, pulling you into him with his free hand. You can feel how hard he is, pressed against your stomach, his cock rock-hard and waiting. “Fuck, you taste good.”
You’ve been dreaming about this for however fucking long now, but fucking hell if it isn’t better than you ever could have imagined.
Your back hits the mattress a second later, Frankie crouched and his face buried in your stomach, licking and nipping at your skin as he peels your panties down, sliding the fabric over your hips. As soon as they’re dealt with, he knocks your knees apart with his shoulder, groaning when he sees how wet you are and diving in a second later. You absolutely keen when the heat of his mouth covers you, tongue licking at the most intimate parts of you expertly. He palms your hips, using them as an anchor to drag you closer to his mouth, to keep you pinned as he drinks his fill of you.
You’re too far gone to notice that one hand moves from your waist, curves around your ass, two fingers wet on the flat of his tongue before…
“F—” is all you manage to get out, not sure if it was going to end in a curse or his name, the addition of his thick fingers sending you over the edge faster than your brain can keep up. Your back nearly arches in two, and you curl forward over him, nails tearing at his bare back as he licks you through your orgasm, moaning into your core while your legs twitch around his ears, your own breaths half-gasped as it rips through you.
You’re almost embarrassed, at how quick it is, but Frankie barely seems to notice, grinning like a cat as he makes his way back up to your mouth, fingers wet against the inside of your thigh. You move further onto the bed, your legs bracketing his waist as he makes a home between them once more, this time his hips pressing into you rather than his shoulder. His still-covered cock drags between you, catching right where you’re sensitive, and you hiss, snaking your hand between the two of you snap the waistband of his boxers.
“You’re overdressed, Fish,” you whisper, and he just groans, planting his hands on either side of your head and kissing into your mouth, the taste of you on his tongue. He sighs against you when you push at his boxers, pushing the fabric over his ass and letting his cock spring free, gasps in both your mouths when you take him in your hand and drag the tip of him through your wetness.
“I’m clean,” he grunts out, eyes falling shut when you let your nail skirt the length of him, “but I can get a cond—”
You silence him by angling your hips in just the right way, the tip of his cock catching on your entrance. Your other hand finds his ass again, pulling him into you in one fluid motion. He’s fucking big, the intrusion riding that fine line between pleasure and pain, but the pure fucking ecstasy on Frankie’s face is what gets you, the way his lips part, the lower one trembling as his elbows almost give out, his forehead leaning down against yours.
“Can I…” he starts, tilting his head so the words are spoken against your mouth. “Can I move, querida?”
“Please,” you nearly grunt out, your face pinched and brow furrowing as Frankie tilts his head to press his mouth to your forehead, kissing your skin once before he starts to move.
Each thrust is a step higher towards pleasure you’re sure you’ve never known before. He’s equal parts gentle and rough, soothing words falling from his mouth — you feel so good, baby; you take my cock so well, sunshine — while his hips snap into you at an unrelenting pace. His hands thread into your hair, tugging just enough to make you whine and beg for more, grabbing his hips as he moves. You manage to peer down between the two of you, watching open-mouthed at how his cock disappears inside you, the dark hair between his hips glistening.
It only turns you on more, and Frankie seems to notice, one hand catching your chin and forcing your face up to his. His eyes are intense, nearly all pupil, the coffee-colour you’ve come to know so well nearly eclipsed. His fingers curve around your jaw, digging in just enough, and your mouth drops open, eyes darting down to catch another glimpse.
“You like that, baby?” he growls, tightening his grip on your face. “You like watching the way I fuck you?” When you just nod, frantic pleasure flooding your limbs, he grins, kissing you roughly before releasing your face, planting his hand on the mattress again.
With his other hand, he reaches for your thigh, pushing it towards your chest until it slips onto his shoulder. It changes everything, the angle deeper and harder and making your vision go white for a moment. “Frankie,” you manage to gasp, breath caught in your throat when he grabs both your hands, lacing your fingers together as he continues to pound into you, his cock easily finding that spot deep inside that sends shockwaves through you. “I’m gonna—”
He gives you a feral smile as the pleasure leeches into your stomach, that familiar coil tightening in the very core of you, spurred on by the beautiful man above you. Frankie lowers his head, eyes glued to the spot where you’re connected, only tearing his gaze away when you let out a choked moan, back beginning to arch off the bed.
“I like to watch, too,” he whispers, leaning down to kiss you hard before burying his face in your neck, lips scraping your pulse as he just keeps thrusting, his pace persistent and almost punishing. Almost. “You feel so fucking good, querida,” he groans into your throat.
“Frankie, please,” you moan, throwing your head back when he sinks his teeth in just enough. You’ll have a mark, you know, but you don’t care. “I wanna…”
“What, baby?” he asks, lifting his face to look down at you, sweaty hair hanging across his forehead. “You gonna cum for me?” The tone in his voice makes your whole body clench, and you know he feels it at his sharp intake of breath, hips stuttering for a moment. “Fuck, I wanna feel it, sunshine. Please, let me feel it, huh? Let me feel you cum on my cock.”
His eyes meet yours as he rasps the words, and it’s all you need, the edge you’ve been precariously balanced on slipping out from under you. It’s like nothing you’ve ever felt, every muscle in your body going wildly tight and numb before the pleasure takes over, setting each of your nerves on fire. Your eyes might roll back, you’re not totally sure, your hips arching into his and your hands flexing wide in the sheets. You can’t breathe for a moment, but you don’t care, dimly aware of Frankie’s mouth on yours again, of his low holy fuck before he freezes too and there’s a new kind of warmth flooding your core.
You manage to open your eyes as his own pleasure finds him, watching the look on his face as he cums in you, breathy groans reaching your ears as his forehead touches yours, sweat beading on your skin. Instantly, you’re committing the expression to memory, the dazed look in his eyes and how his lips are ever so slightly swollen, tongue peeking out before he drops his jaw and kisses you again.
Slowly, Frankie lowers his weight onto you, angling himself so it’s not all on your chest. It’s nice, and he kisses a path down your chest before pressing his ear to the spot between your breasts, right over your scar. His hands skirt your sides, fingers notching against your ribs as his body starts to relax, his cock still inside you but comfortably so. Your hands settle on his shoulders for a moment, before you drag one through his hair, pushing the strands through your knuckles as you both catch your breath.
“That was…” you start after a minute, still combing your fingers through his hair, pushing it back over his head.
“Yeah,” Frankie breathes out, lifting his head from your chest and taking your hand with it. You have to stifle a giggle at the way his hair is nearly standing on end now, damp with sweat and coerced by your fingers. “Are you sure I wasn’t too rough with you?”
You quirk a brow. “I’m a big girl, Fish. I would have said something if you were. But you weren’t. It was…perfect.”
“Yeah?” he asks, a boyish grin on his face and a lilt in his voice you don’t think you’ve heard before.
“Mhm,” you grin back, biting your lip. Your heart is still hammering away in your chest, butterflies joining the fray when he reaches up to brush a strand of hair from your face. You catch his hand, holding his palm against your cheek before turning your head to kiss the centre of it, smiling at him and then nipping at his skin. You watch as the boyish look disappears, slowly replaced with the lust-blown eyes you’d been staring into minutes ago, and you can feel the heat starting to build already. Frankie drags his hand from your face, skirting over your collar and squeezing your breast in a way that makes you bite your lip. He’s just staring, watching your reaction to his touch as you open your mouth and ask, “Wanna do it again?”
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lampeso · 3 years
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Hey hey hey!! So this year I’m finally going to participate in kinktober, it seems pretty fun, so I hope you enjoy the stuff I wrote along with it :’)
And some information about how I write. The characters will have the kink (meaning that the kink will be used on Y/N) and not Y/N(except the cross dressing one because how the fuck do you cross dress a genderless character). AND DON’T JUDGE ME FOR WHAT I GAVE THEM, I RANDOMLY PICKED!! so yeah uh hope you enjoy :’)!!
(P.S I’ll usually upload them at weird ass times but always before 12 A.M :D)
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Master-list:
1st day is Doma with Dacryphila ( ・∇・)
Ok this bitch would love seeing you cry, like it probably brings a actual fucking smile to his face.
2nd Day shall be Dazai Osamu with a breeding kink (//∇//)
OK PLEASE HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE, he may want to die right but that doesn’t mean he wants his legacy to die with him.
3rd day is Mr. Chuuya Nakahara and he gets overstimulation (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
Have you seen this bitch, of course he’s into overstimulation like he bro…
4th day is Gojo Satoru and thick thighs (≧∇≦)
He honestly looks like he would fucking love thick thighs, like broo tell me he doesn’t.
5th day is upper moon two or known as Akaza and blindfolding (´∀`)
Bruh I don’t know why but I think that he would just love it if you can’t see, nor expect what he’s going to do to you!
6th day is miss Mitsuri Kanroji and phone sex (=^▽^)σ
Ok listen she’d probably get bored and wanna try this at work and stuff
7th day is Licorice Cookie (human) and a size kink (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
Idfk how this is going to work but uh, I guess he would just like knowing he’s big or some shit.
8th day is my boy lilac cookie and sweet talking (*´◒`*)
Uh I think that he would be a sweet talker, I mean like have you seen him?
9th day is Toji Fushiguro with cross dressing ٩( ᐛ )و
I mean,, I think he would just like to feel a bit feminine ever once in a while, I also think that he thinks that he is hot af as a girl!
10th day is sir Keaya and his daddy kink ٩( 'ω' )و
Oh Lordy lord, do I even have to explain? I just feel this kink radiating off of him!
11th day is the demon king himself! Muzan who has a collar with your name on it (*⁰▿⁰*)
This bitch would probably like to control you in every way possible even if that way is putting you on a leash!
12th day is the stone hashira Gyomei Himejima with marking (。-∀-)
Ok bud, listen he may not be able to see, but he wants other people to see that you are his!!
13th day will be Snake boy Obanai Iguro with Pyrophiliacs ( ; ; )
I don’t even know what to say about this one, I guess he just likes causing havoc even in the bedroom!
14th day is Sukuna and drugging, wowza (^_^;)
He’s the curse king, of course he’s finna do bad things like bro what would stop this bitch? but at least he’s hot while doing it~!!
15th day is our lovely mistress Nakime with begging ╰(*´︶`*)╯
This cool girl would definitely make you beg like, ahhh she’s a cool ass bitch!!
16th day is Esdeath who is going to be a dominate bitch ヽ(´▽`)/
I don’t know much about Esdeath because I’m doing her on a request, but from what I do know she is a dominant girl!!!
17th day is our upper moon 6 Gyutaro and he’ll be into edging o(^o^)o
He honestly looks and acts like he’d be into stuff like edging, but who can blame him!
18th day is my big man Kokushibo who is into gagging (°▽°)
Um so, I guess that he would just like you making that much noise, I mean he doesn’t make that much so he probably wouldn’t want you to make that much noise to!!
19th day is our girl boss Baal / The Raiden Shogun who gets mutual masturbation (=^▽^)σ
I mean, she probably is into mural masturbation like have you seen the way she acts? Yeahhhh…
20th day is Twice (Jin bubaigawara) who is definitely into Knife Play ♪( ´▽`)
Do I even have to explain this? He’s a villain, a villain with as much trauma as him he probably has a bunch more twisted kinks.
21st day is one of our favorite killers Isaac Foster with cockwarming @(・●・)@
This is understandable isn’t it? I cant explain why I think he likes it, I just feel like he does!
22nd day we have Uzui Tengen being a sadist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bro he honestly just gives off the vibes of a sadist. Like tell me he doesn’t, you can’t can you?
23rd day is going to be the all mighty rock archon, Zhongli! He will be into hair pulling (*'▽'*)
Guys I fucking swear that he is into hair pulling like why wouldn’t he be?
24th day is our Canadian childe Thoma!!! He will be a masochist in the fic \(//∇//)\
He’s already submissive and breedable so the fact that he got this one flabbergasted me! But yeah that bitch is so submissive~!
25th day is our cake cookie guy, Red Velvet Cookie! In this he will be into getting praise ♪( ´▽`)
I mean like, why wouldn’t he! He’s a pretty confident fella so I imagine that he would wanna be praised for his strength!
26th day is going to be Mr dilf cookie or better known as Almond cookie! Who probably likes bondage (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)!!
Oml, I swear this bitch would love to see you all tied up in rope! like he would get rock hard, ah!!!
27th day is our burning hot hashira, Rengoku kyojuro! Our fire man will love lingerie o(*゚▽゚*)o♡
Eeee! I swear this spicy man would love to see you in some fancy ass lingerie!! I swear this bitch would evaporate if he saw you!!
28th day is our favorite ginger! Childe!! Who’s kink shall be publicity ʕ•̫͡•ʔ!!
Ahhh! He definitely would have this one, like tell me a reason why he wouldn’t!
29th day is our favorite job hopper Shin Tsukimi (Sou Hiyori)! Is paired with erotic dancing @(・●・)@
I don’t know that much about him but he just gives off those vibes! Tell me he doesn’t. He’ll probably like it if he doesn’t have to pay lol.
30th day will be your friendly and local police officer Keiji Shinogi! With the kink of blood play!! (o^^o)
Ok I get that he’s a police and shit but, that doesn’t stop him from having a bit of fun with blood iykyk!
AND FOR THE LAST DAY WE GET ENMU WHO WILL BE A SUBMISSIVE BITCH \\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////
Do I really have to even explain this one? Hopefully not!
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AND THATS MY MASTER LIST BITCHESS WOO HOPE YOU ENJOY MY KINKTOBER
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