#idk what the ship name is lmao

[zombieslab]

[tenoart]

for the duos/groups question, maybe Jimmy & Sausage of any variety(but maybe some esmp1?)

Tbh my ass CANNOT remember their canon dynamic BUT HERE I need to make a more yassified s1 sausage design

[elany]

Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

[authenticyuri]

okay but has anyone thought about this.... has anyone else considered.... has anyone noticed..... or..................

[what-the-daredevil]

oh also side note: WE ACTUALLY GOT TO WATCH JEN PICK MATT UP??? LIKE A LITTLE MISBEHAVING KITTEN????????? I AM CRYING HOW IS THIS REAL

[lilbitofmac]

Peter Quill’s got some words to say…

[smilesrobotlover]

Did some ship templates for my fav ships lol. I love them all

[alien-bluez]

Day 1: Baking and Sweets

I'm a little late but i couldn't pass up the opportunity to draw something, anything, for hot glenn holidays so. I'm not that creative unfortunately so we have dick cookies. It was glenn's idea to bake some cookies with henry half naked as a bonding moment, and who is henry to say no to some quality time!

[many-gay-magpies]

man i love how there was rly just. NO hesitation on charles' part on deciding to go to hell to get edwin out. like, typically you'd expect at least SOME deliberation, but nope he was instantly just like "so you can make a portal to hell? okay make one, i'm going in." and yeah some of it can be left up to the fact that he's a ghost and not as liable to die in hell as someone living, but seriously the fact that that was his default course of action? just right off the bat? that level of devotion is frankly a little insane

[rubytheyubi]

cat wolf lesbians save me, save me cat wolf lesbians

[withdenim]

Do you think they know? About the whole. Being gay thing? I don’t know if they know.

[cosmosnout]

Low quality MarcoShanks propaganda

[storygremlin]

I have just discovered the offensive reality of straight people A/B/O through Bridgerton fanfics—truly a misogynistic patriarchal reinforcement of gender stereotypes that horrifies me to my soul.

Straight people should not have access to this trope, they have no concept of how to use it. Like, if you’re determined to do a “family legacy” thing for the Bridgertons, they’re all horny Omegas looking for love.

However, if we’re being more INTERESTING with it:

Simon/Daphne should be Beta/Omega, and you could use Simon being a Beta to play into his daddy issues.

Kate/Anthony is Alpha/Alpha, anyone who tries to make Kate an Omega is out of their fucking minds. Also, that is a woman who wants to fuck her husband, let’s be so for real.

Penelope/Colin would be the actual Alpha/Omega dynamic but Pen is obviously the Alpha. Colin wants to be good for her SO BAD. I don’t make the rules. (Except I DO and I’M RIGHT).

John/Francesca are a couple of autistic Betas who just want the crazy Alphas and Omegas to leave them out of their messy drama so they can be quiet nerds together.

As for Eloise and Benedict, there’s a few options.

Eloise as an Alpha or Omega can be used to explore how that effects her as a woman in 19th century regency who feels like she SHOULD be able to do the same things as her brothers but is restricted either bc she’s a girl (Alpha) or bc she’s an Omega, and how that’s affected by her internalized misogyny (against omega girls for example). Could also contribute to her and Pen’s friendship dynamics—if she’s an Alpha, as a bonding point for not quite fitting, but if she’s an Omega you can make it a like she thinks Pen being an Alpha is cool/is envious of her.

Benedict I feel like you could argue for any secondary gender and make it interesting, cause that’s the kind of character he is. But I think most interesting would be making him a Beta to really play into the way he’s trying to find his place without having a set role in his family.

Have I put way to much thought into this? No, I literally came up with this as soon as I thought about it, it’s so easy and way more interesting than “the boys are alphas and the girls are good little omegas bc i hate queer people and prefer to write boring uninteresting worlds and dynamics and fetishize terrible gender stereotypes”.

The only way ur allowed to use A/B/O for het couples is if ur messing with the secondary gender shit. Otherwise it just feels inherently misogynistic and homo-and-transphobic to me.

[seaquestions]

blake lets him keep it. this is a dire lapse in judgement on his part but they're just gonna have to live with it. (ids in alts)

[lwiann]

How old do you hc Enver and your Durge as and how tall? Do you have any really random, off the wall hcs you could share? Any soft domestic ones?

Your art is amazing and helped get me into durgetash and into the bg3 fandom on here so thank you for that :]

a little nsfw but here is a thing ive done for them

Gortash is in his 40s to me.

My durge, Vanh, he has no set age but I hc him to be older than Gortash. This is because despite appearing human, as a Bhaalspawn, he just ages very weird. Aging like an elf is the best way I can describe it.

Vanh is 5'10" / 177cm but he's got a pretty intimidating stance due to his build. Gortash is like 1 or 2 inches taller than him and it always surprises him to notice it because it does not seem like that at all. (he kinda hates that he's taller than him lol.)

hcs:

They know each other's bodies well. Gortash always needs to keep his hands occupied so it often lingers on Vanh's back or shoulders or neck. Not necessarily romantic or sexual in nature. It just has to be there.

Vanh finds himself caring for and memorizing Gortash's schedules.

Vanh never talked much until Gortash and Gortash was very surprised slash amused to find out how much of a chatterbox he is. Vanh loves gossiping! He can waste so much of Gortash's time just by gossiping about the people of Baldur's Gate. All they do is talk shit about everyone and act like theyre the greatest creatures in existence. LOL

They love seeing each other work their skill of expertise. (tinkering, murder, surgery, etc.)

There are late nights when Vanh would climb up Gortash's window so silently, like a wind passing through, sneak onto his bed and just hug Gortash from behind when they sleep. They never really know what to describe it nor do they talk about it the next day.

[forcebookish]

this is my FAVORITE running gag on the show