#idk what tony’s and peter’s ship name is oh well

[lilbitofmac]

Peter Quill’s got some words to say…

[incorrect-spiderson]

yo, im a sucker for star wars au's. If peter (and co.) were in the star wras universe, what do you think they would be (e.g jedi, senator, smuggler ect.)

Oh this is a hard one. (Assuming we’re starting back in the good ol days before the clone wars here)

I know most people would be like “Oh the avengers are the Jedi council!”

:|

NO

Just.. no.

The Avengers I would assign as kind of a rag tag group. Like... a hidden squadron of people that only really deal with big situations that need to be kept quiet.

Tony is the obvious mechanic of the team. He’s most likely the pilot but switches off with Nat and Clint. I’d say he’s in tune with the force and was the son of a Jedi Master, became a Jedi, but eventually lost his way and turned against his master after his parents were killed. He obviously comes back to the light side and is recruited by Jedi Master Fury to be a part of the secret squadron.

Steve I’d say is mostly the muscle. He grew up in the lower rings and had a lot of trouble coming by money and food and such. His friend Bucky disappeared one night and never came back. People say he fell off the side of the ring, but Steve knows better. So he travels to the upper rings. He sees the clones and asks for help. I’d say they sort of take him under their wing and help him get stronger and blah blah blah. I haven’t thought it all out but he gets recruited by Fury as well.

Natasha was a sith. Let’s just get that out there. She was one of, if not the most feared female sith in the galaxy. She became a sith because she watched her family get murdered in front of her by Jedi. What she didn’t know was that her family were sith. She eventually was taken in by a sith master and trained. Not sure why she switched yet. I’ll get there. For now let’s just say Budapest but make it Tatooine. Oh but she’s now obviously a fighter. She uses white sabers (much like Ashoka)

Clint is the sharp shooter. I’d say former, if not still a smuggler. Not really sure if a back story for him yet.

Bruce is complicated I’d say?? I won’t lie, I thought of making him a Wookiee. But no. I’m not exactly sure with him either. He’s the obvious medic for the team and helps Tony with tech and stuff. Maybe a droid? Idk.

Thor, my man Thor. Now this is gonna be a definite stretch but I’m gonna make Thor the equivalent of The Daughter (I think that’s her name? From that one ep of Clone Wars?). Loki is obviously the equivalent of The Son. Thor embodies the light side. Loki the dark. Odin is The Father. Odin sleep is still a thing I guess and we’re just gonna say that they have human forms as well. Thor is kind of the teams “oh shit we’re gonna die” last straw. He just too powerful. But he still goes on missions and such. It’s for him to connect and see the world.

Peter, my boy Peter. He’s a Padawan currently but is starting to come to realize that the Jedi Council and The Senate aren’t as “good” as everyone thinks they are. He tells his Jedi Master, Ben (who happens to be his uncle) and Thanos (palpatine) catches word. Beep Boop Ben is dead and Peter deflects from the Jedi training. He’s eventually found by Tony who takes him under his wing and continues to teach him. They take him on missions too but Peter won’t tell them about Thanos. He can’t risk losing his family again.

Michelle is a mf rebel. She is beyond her time. She doesn’t trust The Republic. But she ain’t no Seperatist. (She’s might be Twi’lek btw cause i love twi’leks with my whole heart and soul.) She meets Peter in an alleyway get together for the kids in poverty in the lower rings. They talk, become friends. Eventually she finds out about the group he joined. She’s super hesitant to speak to him after that, but he’s so afraid to lose her that he tells her why he joined. After that she agrees and they become even better friends, or more.

Btw I’m contemplating with the fact that maybe the Avengers group makes a little mini squad of the kids and I kinda love it. Like a baby rebellion group.

Ned. Bby boy Ned. He’s the son of a Senator. A very well respected Senator. He hates it. His mom hates it. And his sister hates it. Ned meets Peter and MJ at a gala thingy. The two were on a mission and met Ned when the boy walked up to them and exclaimed how glad he was that there were people his age there. They all become friends, but Peter and MJ try to keep what they do a secret. Eventually they tell him and he becomes their communications guy.

Harley Keener my heart and soul. He’s a mechanic, weapons specialist. He grew up on tatooine and was fine with it, until a really awesome space ship landed one day and he became enamored by it. One thing leads to another and he’s got somewhat of an “apprenticeship” under a Mandalorian. So yeah.

Finally I’m gonna end with Dum-E because he’s The Avengers droid and everyone loves him. He’s like the R2 of this AU. Vision could probably be the C3PO

Anyways! I hope you enjoy!

[official-wayward-keener]

Fic Title: First Meetings and Seasons Greetings

Ship: Parkner

Akdbdlfkahd idk i wanted to send something for this and this is all my brain gave me

First Meetings and Seasons Greetings

Request Prompts following the rules on this post

Peter had just finished Christmas shopping when he went into the cafe he liked a lot. It was one of his favorite cafes. He was always going there. They had really good seasonal hot chocolate that Peter could actually drink. Peter also knew MJ worked today so he could use her discount if she was behind the counter. Peter felt warm as he entered and got into line thinking about his order. He was thinking of the gingerbread hot chocolate that he liked when he heard next and moved up to the cute boy behind the counter. Peter froze before he stuttered out his order. The blond seemed amused as he rang up the order and told him how much the drink was. Peter paid before heading to a table to wait for them to call his name. He kept eyeing the blond who smiled at him as Peter looked away blushing. 

“Hot chocolate for Peter,” the blond called as Peter went and grabbed the hot chocolate before grabbing a table. Not before seeing a number on his cup. Peter felt the blush hit up his cheeks nice and red. He left figuring he would text the boy as soon as he got home. Peter looked at the name under the number. Harley. He turned back as the blond was focused on the next customer figuring he would call Harley later. Since he now knew the other boy’s name.

~

Peter and Harley had been talking for five days and they had a date planned for next week. MJ got it through her mind that Peter was lonely cause she wanted him to meet this guy for the first time. 

“He is your type Peter,” MJ said. Peter didn’t know how to tell MJ he had a date soon so he just figured he would meet the other person and tell them he wasn’t interested in dating because he had a potential boyfriend. Peter met up with her at the coffee shop where he saw Harley waiting as well.

“Hey,” Peter said.

“Hey what are you doing here?” Harley asked. “Come back for some more hot chocolate.”

“Actually meeting a friend here but now that you mentioned it might have to ask her for some hot chocolate,” Peter said.

“Let me. I need a coffee if I’m going to deal with my co-worker for a bit,” Harley admitted as he went up to order Peter’s hot chocolate before Peter could tell him not to. Peter shook his head smiling at Harley as MJ came out. 

“Hey so we are just waiting on Harley, it looks like,” MJ said. 

“Harley?” Peter asked looking back at the counter.

“Yeah, my co-worker, that is your type,” MJ said. Peter started laughing. “What are you finding funny?” Harley came and joined them handing Peter his hot chocolate as Peter smiled.

“Oh, hey MJ,” Harley said. 

“Did you both meet before I had a chance to set the two of you up?” MJ said.

“Yeah, Peter came in a while ago. I didn’t know you knew him,” Harley said. MJ looked at the two before talking about the stores she wanted to hit to finish some holiday shopping. Harley was talking about where he wanted to go as Peter sipped on his drink smiling as he watched Harley and MJ talking. 

~

Tony introduces Peter and Harley

Tony wanted Harley and Peter to meet. He didn’t know they were dating though. He had let them both know he wanted them to meet someone else. He wanted his interns to meet and it just happened to be Christmas. May said that Peter and her celebrated Hanukkah so Peter would be free on Christmas. Harley was being slow about getting up and ready so Tony was forced to wait on introducing the two. 

“Hey Mr. Stark,” Peter said smiling as he entered taking off his coat. Tony knew he was cold so the house was set so it would be warm when he got there. That didn’t keep Peter from wearing three jackets still. 

“Hey, Pete,” Tony said. “I got someone I want you to meet.”

“As long as it's not my boyfriend then we are good,” Peter joked. Tony looked at him confused. “My best friend tried to introduce me to my boyfriend. We joke now that we had two first meetings because of it.”

“When am I going to meet this guy?” Tony asked.

“Hopefully not for a while. We just went on our second date yesterday,” Peter went and sat down near the fireplace for the extra warmth. “So who is it you want me to meet?”

“My other intern. You will like him,” Tony sat down next to him looking at the time sighing. “He is staying with me for the time being until he can find a new place to stay. His roommates kicked him out of their old place. Won’t tell me what happened though.”

“So you want us to meet so we can share a place?” Peter asked.

“May said you were talking about moving out but Ned is now engaged so you can’t,” Tony told Peter. Of course his aunt let that slip. Peter was meeting a potential roommate because of something his aunt told Tony. 

“Tony,” a voice said. Peter turned, recognizing the voice. Harley was standing there confused. 

“Harley this is Peter. I figured you should meet my other intern,” Tony said. Harley looked at Peter and Peter started laughing as did Harley. Tony looked between them before he figured it out.

“You know what I will be in the lab,” Tony said, not ready to deal with the situation. Harley and Peter watched him leave before Harley looked at Peter.

“So now we can annoy the hell out of Tony for this,” Harley told Peter. 

“How about we go to the lab and act all coupley and see how long until he kicks us out?” Peter suggested.

“I like what you are thinking,” Harley said as they held hands down to the lab ready to annoy Tony. 

[jbarness]

huh, that's new

a social media au

[27: news]

warnings: language, "pregnancy"?? uhh idk what else hehehe

a/n: this is a pretty long chapter i think? (2000+ words) im very nervous about this chapter cause its kinda a big deal asdfghjk anyways, please please please tell me what you think about this! and ik this idea is very odd HAHAHAHA but what else would you expect from two dumbasses named bucky and y/n? hehehe i really hope you enjoy this chapter!! ♡

flashback is italicized

huh, that's new - masterlist

You wanted to laugh so badly.

For some reason, your housemates are panicking over who the hell set this gender reveal party up in the living room. 

It was you. With the help of Bucky of course.

Natasha and Wanda have been shouting “I’m not pregnant, I think you are!” to each other for about 10 minutes now. Steve decided that he needed answers too, so he joined in the shouting. Pietro’s talking to his camera, probably vlogging the whole thing. Peter’s talking on the phone with MJ asking if she set this up. Sam’s the only one enjoying the food. Bucky was looking at you from across the room, keeping the smile from forming on his face. 

Just about an hour or so ago, you and Bucky were just setting the whole thing up. Bucky was pushing the table to the living room when you arrived with the cake. You placed the rest of the blue and pink food on the table along with other decorations. There were many variations of food, but the cupcakes that have toppers that said: “Here for the Sex” were Bucky’s personal favorite despite not knowing how they taste. The balloons were still lifeless when both of you hung the streamers on the walls with the banner that matched the topper of the cupcakes. After finally finding the balloon pump, blue and pink balloons filled the living room. Some were on the floor while you hung the others on the wall. When you were content with the appearance of the room, you and Bucky went your separate ways.

You got the idea of throwing a gender reveal party when you were working at the diner one evening. “You’ll be at the gender reveal party next week right?” the woman at the booth asked her friend. “Of course, Jill asked me to pick up the cake,” Her friend says. When you got the idea, you thought it was silly, so you dismissed it. Later on, you thought of more ideas and details to add, then in a blink of an eye, you were in the bakery, asking the baker if they can make a three-layered cake of your favorite flavor with the inside colored blue.

“Maybe P set this all up for a prank again?” Nat looked at Pietro who was filming the whole thing. “Just because I have a channel that doesn’t mean I always prank!” Pietro said, turning off his camera.

Steve sighed, “Okay, one by one. Nat and I were the first ones here, but it was all here already when we arrived. Wanda was the next one here, she was in the bookstore the whole morning. Bucky and Sam were next and they only came here because he saw the Instagram story of Nat. Pietro and Peter came home today from LA and Peter from Tony’s. Lastly, Y/N came home from the cafe,” everyone nodded. 

After a couple of minutes of silence, you couldn’t handle it anymore, “Okay, I can’t do it. I give up. It was me. I set this up,” you laughed. 

“But why Y/N?” Peter gasped, “Are you pregnant?”

Everyone’s eyes were on you now. Natasha’s eyes widened, “Wait, who’s the father?”

Bucky was laughing internally, you could tell. He wasn’t looking at you anymore, he turned around to look at the window. You could see his shoulders slightly shaking, he’s definitely laughing. Good thing the attention wasn’t on him. “I uhh… I don’t know,” you said. You technically haven't met Bucky's dad, you were being honest.

“Doesn’t matter, my sweet Y/N! We’ll support you and help you. Anything you need” Sam swallowed the macaroon whole before going to you and hugging you tightly.

“I know you will.” In less than a minute, you were trapped in the middle of the group hug.

“Why didn’t you say anything sooner? We would’ve known the gender by now!” Pietro said as the group untangled from the hug. 

You laughed, “I was enjoying the show.” 

“Well, come on! I wanna know if my godchild is a boy or a girl!” Wanda yelled excitedly and went to the kitchen to grab the knife. 

Bucky walked towards you before you could join the others who are now gathered at the table, waiting for plates and the knife. “I’m tellin’ ya, doll, they’re gonna be frustrated at us,” he said. You shrugged, “They already are.”

Wanda handed you the knife to cut the cake. Everyone took out their phones to take a video of the “soon-to-be-mother”. You were trying very hard not to laugh at this point and so was Bucky, who was taking a video of his friends’ reactions to what they’re about to say.

You sliced a triangle on one side of the cake and pulled it out, showing blue. “Oh my God! It’s a boy!” Peter yelled, jumping around with Pietro. Sam and Steve took turns hugging you and they were later pushed aside by Wanda and Nat. “I’m happy for you, hun I am, but I really hope that a girl comes out of you,” Natasha said while hugging you and Wanda tightly. 

You cleared your throat, catching everyone’s attention, “It’s actually a Bucky” you said, nonchalantly. 

“Bucky?” Wanda pulled away slightly from the hug, making Nat do the same. “A Bucky? As in it’s Bucky’s baby?” Steve asked, wide-eyed, obviously excited, looking at Bucky who is now looking back at you, covering his mouth with his hands, to keep himself from laughing. 

“I meannnnn… Bucky... is my... baby,” you said while extending your arm, inviting Bucky to come closer, which he did. 

Peter was still confused and it shows, “You’re Bucky’s mom?” he asked, making Pietro smack his head, “Pete, it means they’re dating... Right?”

Both you and Bucky nodded, “We are.”

“Oh my God! Fucking finally! I was starting to think you’ll never tell each other how you feel! Do you know how frustrated you two made me?” Sam yelled, throwing a pillow at Bucky.

Natasha was yelling “I fucking knew it! I told you so!” repeatedly to her boyfriend while Wanda kept pinching both your and Bucky’s cheeks saying, “CUTIESSS!” 

You looked at Bucky, “they don’t look frustrated” you said which made Bucky roll his eyes and smile. Both of you laughed when you saw Steve silently saying “Yes! My ship!” Either that or something about shit.

“Calm your asses. Now, this party isn’t just for us to announce that we’re together. This is also a party for Natty and Steve. Sorta like the part one of the roomies night we’re gonna have” you said, looking at the couple.

“Thank you, Y/N, but I don’t wanna think about moving right now. What I do want is for you two to give us the fucking details about how you two finally got together” Nat said, making everyone agree and sit down and get comfortable in the living room.

Bucky cleared his throat and looked on his left, where you sat. “It happened the night that her friend came to the city.”

☆

To say you were excited for tonight was an understatement. 

Last night, you already picked out the clothes you wanted to wear tonight. It was simple, really, just a pair of jeans and the most comfortable hoodie you owned. Or should you go with a plain sweater instead? Printed shirt? Oversized shirt? Your grey sweatpants? They look comfortable. Or your black ones?

You ended up with your first choice. 

Wanda and Nat noticed how upbeat and cheery you were the whole day. It wasn’t exactly like you to be this happy at 7 am. You cooked a lot more food than usual and you haven’t even had your coffee yet. “Maria’s in the city today!” was the only excuse you thought of every time they asked you. You had some errands to do that day, its something you find really boring and exhausting but you found yourself skipping to the bank. Skipping, not walking. 

At the tower, Bucky was a nervous wreck. He couldn’t focus much on what he was doing. He would zone out and forget what he was typing, then he remembered he wasn’t typing at all, he was fixing a floor plan. Sam being Sam, noticed how Boinky was acting. He kept teasing Bucky about being distracted while Steve kept asking him to stop. “What’s up with you, Buck? What’s making you zone out?” Steve asked, giving Bucky some water. Bucky just shrugged and continued whatever the hell he was doing. 

The evening came too fast for Bucky and too slow for you. You got home, got dressed to meet with Maria for dinner before seeing Bucky. When Bucky got home, he changed into something more casual and fixed himself at his bathroom. “Tell her tonight, you fucking idiot,” he told himself, looking at the mirror before grabbing his helmet and his old helmet that you proclaimed yours when you were hanging out before. He smiled at the memory then remembered that Dot never even got to see his motorcycle. Huh. 

He picked you up at the hotel that Maria was staying at. In a few minutes, you were at the bar that you two used to go to. You two bought a couple of drinks before going to the spot - your spot. You almost forgot how beautiful it was there, especially at night. 

“After tonight, you’ll only have one night of free drinks, use it wisely,” Bucky said, breaking the silence.

“Yeah, I’ll have to find another way to have free drinks from you,” you joked.

He looked at you, “You can just ask, you know? You don’t have to blackmail me,” he smiled. 

You laughed for a moment and it became silent once again. It felt... awkward. You two were seated a couple of inches away from each other, the closest you two have been since you avoided each other, but you wanted to get away. You remembered the last time you were here, in this exact same spot. Drinking the alcohol of your choice, laughing with Bucky, talking about your high school selves. Many things have changed since then. It feels so weird and new to you, sitting next to someone you genuinely like, your friend. You took a deep breath and stopped thinking. 

“I like you, did you know that?” you said out of the blue making Bucky wonder if he was just imagining it and he was just hearing things. He stayed silent, deciding that it was just his mind saying that cause that was what he wanted to hear.

You turned to Bucky, waiting for his reaction. Nothing. “Buck?” he turned and looked at you as if he hadn’t heard you. “I like you,” you said once again only this time, it was louder and clearer. 

“You like me?” Bucky asked, finding it hard to believe for some reason. “Like, you like-like me?” You nodded, smiling at his creased eyebrows and slightly tilted face, like a confused puppy. You almost didn’t notice how your heart is beating quickly as if it wanted to jump out of your chest. It was taking Bucky too long to reply, and that made you anxious. All you wanted was to take it back and change what you said. You should’ve said “I’d really like to go back to being close friends” or maybe ask him why he avoided you or somethi--

“Did Wanton ask you to tell this to me?” he asked with an accusative tone. “No, why would I agree to that? Even if I did, I’d only agree to say something like that if I really meant it,” your voice getting louder every word.

“So it’s true? You like me? Romantic styles?” You nodded, slightly annoyed that he would think that you would play with his feelings. “Yes, it’s no big deal. I just wanted to tell you, I don’t expect you to like me back. I just- I want you to--”

"I like you too. Romantic styles," he said holding your hand. "That was why I set you up with Loki, why I avoided you after that and why I was avoiding you until you invited me to join you and Pietro. I kinda got a bit… slightly, sort of jealous so I agreed to go with you."

"Wait, hold on, you like me... and you... set me up with Loki? I don't get it"

"I like you and… That doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is that you’re happy, and I'll do anything to make you happy,” he said, offering you a small smile.

☆

"Then we kissed and… yeah,” you smiled at your friends’ faltered smiles.

Sam stood up, “Why was everything else so detailed and the kiss was just ‘then we kissed’? What’s that about?” He said, grabbing more food from the table. "And, I fucking told you so, Boinks!" 

Bucky rolled his eyes, “Do you wanna hear how I kissed her softl-”

“Excuse me?” You said, raising your eyebrows at your boyfriend. “I kissed you, and it wasn’t soft”

“Y/N stop saying soft!” Peter shouted, covering his ears.

Wanda wiggled her eyebrows, "You didn't come home that night, hun."

"Yeah, I invited her to my place, we had some wine and we just talked for the rest of the night. Nothing happened. Okay? After talking we just slept. That's it,” Bucky defended.

Steve kept nodding his head, “Hence the Instagram story, mhmm, mhmm. Alright.”

“Whatever happened that night, I’m glad it did. And, I’m really really reallyyyyy happy for you, dumbasses,” Nat laughed.

Peter walked to you, “I’m happy for you too, sis. But please, don’t get detailed with… you know. I don’t need to know that.” You laughed, holding his hand. “And Bucky, if you ever hurt my sister, I’ll hunt you down and beat you up,” Peter looked at Bucky squinting his eyes, trying to look intimidating, which made Bucky laugh.

You looked at Bucky, “He’s serious. And very strong. He gave Steve bruises when they were boxing at the gym.” Bucky looked at Steve who was nodding.

“O-oh”

☆

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[ad1thi]

spideychelle for the ask?

this was also requested by @probablyprocrastinatingrightnow

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1. Coffee shop AU: Who is the barista, and who frequents the coffee shop?

oh 1000% MJ is the barista and Peter is the hopeless college student who walks thirty minutes to work at her coffee shop while he’s working up the nerve to ask her out.

MJ gets tired of waiting for him to ask and just slips him her number on a napkin with a very detailed doodle that says call me dumbass

2. Highschool/College AU: Who is the straight-A student, and who’s the back-row slacker?

I think it’s canon that both of them are straight-A students?? but since Peter apparently does all his spidey stuff in school (seriously: how did nobody notice him making webbing), maybe he ends up slacking ygm?? like he falls behind because he’s so busy being Spiderman but obviously MJ doesn’t know this (she does she’s just seeing how far he’ll take this) so she asks him what’s going on (she’s captain. she needs to know what’s going on with her team) and Peter, to save face (cover??) is like ohh haha i just,,,don’t care about school anymore?? you know how it is. have to be cool and shit

(nobody is buying his act)

3. Rivals to loves AU: Who takes their rivalry seriously, and who is half in it just to push the other’s buttons?

I feel like MJ plays up the rivalry because she’s secretly a little shit and Peter is really worried because he got they were building towards something!! and now Michelle is acting like she hates him!! he just thinks she’s very pretty 🥺

4. Enemies to lovers AU: Which one switches sides?

oh i want to say Michelle so like,,,hmm maybe enemies as in like she was in another school? maybe on the rival team?? and then she joins Peter’s school and nobody trusts her because they’re so used to be competing against her 🧐 idk it’s been like 3 years since i was in highschool how seriously du guys take this stuff

5. Soulmate AU: Who is eager to meet their soulmate? Who absolutely does not want to meet their soulmate?

oh 100% Peter is the one excited to meet his soulmate while Michelle is rebelling against the idea that she’s destined to be with someone. Fuck that noise, she’ll fall in love because she wants to, not because of some stupid name tattooed on her name since the dawn of time 

6. Single parent AU: Which one is the single parent? (Alt. if they’re both single parents: Which one is open to starting a new relationship from the start? Which one is never planning on finding love again… Until they meet the other and are instantly smitten?)

i mean this one is sort of hard because canonically they’re in like, highschool, so i haven’t really thought of this but maybe Michelle as a single parent?? She’s got a lot of groceries and it’s a slow day for crime, and it’s raining so bad that Peter can barely see anyway so he’s on the ground instead of buildings -- and he sees Michelle struggling to carry her groceries and push her pram so he offers to help.

She pepper-sprays him before he can get in a word edgewise, but after he’s sufficiently verified his identity (it involves a lot of webbing before she trusts that it’s not some sort of illusion), she agrees to let him walk her to her apartment a couple of blocks away.

This just keeps happening.

7. Doctor AU: Which one is the long-suffering doctor? Which one is the patient?

Michelle is doing her residency in a hospital in Queens. Spiderman protects Queens. It is inevitable that they meet.

(She’s actually really nice about the whole i need to keep my mask on to protect my secret identity thing.)

8. Bodyguard AU: Who is the bodyguard? Who are they protecting? Which one is secretly pining for the other?

OH OH WHAT IF THEY’RE BOTH BODYGUARDS BUT FOR LIKE A HUSBAND AND WIFE (Michelle for Pepper and Peter for Tony) AND THATS HOW THEY MEET AND ITS VERY CUTE

9. Pirate AU: Who is the pirate? Who is the member of the royal family who did not sign up for this?

they’re both pirates thank you and goodnight

10. Childhood best friends AU: Which one was super obviously in love with the other the whole time? Who was oblivious until they were older?

I think it’s well established they’re both pining and oblivious idiots

send me a ship for OTP asks

[lokihzra]

Brother

Summary: Loki x avengers au, idk man Loki isn’t dead, he missed Thor, nobody trusts him, Tony and Banner feel bad, Loki is slightly losing it but won’t tell anyone

“Loki!” Thor hears Thanos growl as he picks himself off the ground, Rogers is on the ground beside Thanos, Loki holding the gauntlet, if it weren’t for the purple kool-aid man yelling his name Thor would swear he’s dreaming “drop-“ Thanos starts to growl again, starting to stand “lovely to see you again but i must be going now” Lokis smirks before disappearing in a green light. Thor feels his knees wanting to give out but he doesn’t let them “where is he” Thanos growls grabbing Thor by his throat and lifting him off the ground “i., dont, know” Thor wheezes out trying breathe better. “here” he hears his brothers voice to his right, so faint he barely heard it “snap now” Loki states and he looks over to see Loki standing beside banner as the latter screams in pain as he veins light up different colours and then Thanos drops him, he wheezes, catching his breath as he watches Thanos running over to them and without a thought he throws stormbreaker at him and the overgrown eggplant trips over it as Loki holds his palms out and spreads them apart. Thor stops getting up as he sees a green barrier surround his brother and Banner. “Bruce!” Loki spins around to face the man in his hulk form and he replies with a snap. For some reason Loki expects himself to fade away, like ash but he opens his eyes to all of Thanos’ men, ships and the man himself slowly dissolving into thin air. He lets the barrier down watching as the man that tortured and controlled him weakly walked over to a pile of rubble and takes a seat on it “good to see you again reindeer games” Tony pants from a couple feet away before he lays back down exhausted I did it.

“How the hell are you here?!” Natasha threatens sitting on top of Loki and holding a knife to his throat “brother, help please” he looks at Thor who’s still shocked standing still not saying anything “shut up” she snarls pressing the knife harder into his throat, now if it wasn’t his own dagger he wouldn’t be scared “let me up and i’ll tell you all everything” he stares her directly in the eyes hoping that she can see that he’s being honest for once in his life, after a second of glaring she hesitantly removes the knife and stands,never stopping her glare. He lets out a sigh before getting up “did you all really think it would be that easy for me to die?” he asks “well he did see your dead body” clint says obviously disappointed while pointing at Thor, he notices his brother still never moved “brother?” he tries to get his attention ignoring everyones eyes on him, doesnt work “brother” Thor doesnt respond and Loki lets out a mix of a groan and a sigh “can you smack him or something?” he asks Bruce and the man frowns “he was kicking your ass on Sakaar don’t worry about it” Bruce’s mouth moves up and down in surprise before finally saying “you’re Ragnarok Loki?” and he frowns “you’re the Loki that fought and died for his people, not the 2012 Loki that was trying to take over New York” Bruce simply says “god you guys are slow” Natasha sighs before turning and punching Thor in the face, it does the trick but doesn’t hurt him which kinda hurts Nat’s ego “i saw you die” Thor says offended and Loki smirks “so you’ve said before” his smile drops and he sighs going to sit on the couch, Thor, Banner and Tony following right away “so i actually did die but since Hela also died, the names in Hells book wouldnt apply, basically Hell was closed until it found a new owner, there was no other place for me to go but reincarnation, took 5 damn years for my body to regenerate though” he smiles happily “then where will Thanos go” Nat asks and Loki can hear the fear in her voice “oh he’s going to Hell” Loki nods smiling harder “i thought you just said Hell’s closed” Tony frowns taking a sip of his drink “not anymore” he takes Tonys drink and downs it in one gulp ignoring the mans offended look instead focusing on Peter i think that’s his name as he asks “then whos the new owner, or ruler?” He’s sitting with his arms crossed on the armrest of the chair that Doctor Strange is in “me” Loki smirks looking directly at Doctor Strange showing that i am completely unfazed by your suspicion of me so stop glaring “wait why’d you show up after the snap?” Tony says taking a seat again with a new drink and Loki barely stops himself from flinching when did he get up? “my soul was stuck in the soul stone so when you snapped my soul took that opportunity to reunite with my body and then I had to become the ruler of Hell so i took a bit longer than everyone else” 

“can we trust you?” Steve asks standing beside peter and doctor strange 

“No you cant, i saved the planet for nothing” Loki states sarcastically he then sighs becoming serious “i’ll admit it, i was under mind control when i tried to take over new york but i knew what i was doing, i couldnt say anything because thanos and his people had a psychic connection with me” he looks at Thor knowing he remembers the fight on Stark Tower but he flinched when stark places something around his wrists “this will disable your magic and shock you if you try and leave the building, just until we trust you” Stark adds on when he sees Loki tense “in the meantime you can train people” Stark gets up and downs his drink placing the cup in the sink “i’ll have FRIDAY and Happy make up your room” and Stark walks out almost everyone follows behind him excluding Natasha, Banner,Wanda and Thor. “you so much as act suspicious and i’ll kill you”  Nat snarls

“you think you can win against me?” Loki smirks looking up from the little silver bracelets around his wrists “i got you down 10 minutes ago” she smiles and Loki loves that the smug look on her face will be gone soon

“i don’t favour hitting girls” he leans back placing an arm over the back of the couch and smirks when Natasha gets up and leaves

“what the hell is there to do around here?” he asks “can’t use my magic so what can i do?” he looks to Thor  but his brother still looks kind of shocked   ”it’s no fair putting me up against you if you can bend yourself at 90 degrees” Natasha pants as Loki holds out a hand for her “your enemies don’t care what’s fair” she takes it as he pulls her up with ease “to them it’s simply an advantage” she frowns at him while raising her fists and getting back into a fighting stance and without hesitation she throwing punches faster than a storm but Loki has no problem dodging them. As he dodges one he grabs her arm and moves so that hes standing beside her, her arm straight out and pressed against his chest he pushes down on her chest at the same time that he kicks her legs out from under her but before she can hit the ground he moves his left hand to the back of her head saving her from smacking it into the floor i don’t know how weak these mortals are.He lets go leaving her on the ground panting once again “you’re not skilled enough for me to train” he states walking over to a boxing ring and sitting on the edge “is that a challenge?” she raises her brow easily standing up with confidence “no, it’s a fact” Loki says seriously and Tony barges in “he’s right Cruella DeVille” clearly a jab at her platinum blonde and auburn hair, he points towards the door “can you take off please? i have to talk to Rock of Ages alone” Tony whispers once hes close enough to Natasha and she glares at Loki not wanting to leave him alone with Tony but does as asked.  

“you look weird in normal clothes” Tony states once Natasha’s gone studying his grey sweater, black sweatpants and green t-shirt peeking out from under the sweater “you came to talk about my clothes?” Loki asks but Tony dismisses him waving his hands “no no no no” he places his hands in his pockets “just came to warn you that if you so much as act suspicious” he points towards the ceiling “i’ve asked FRIDAY to crank the heat up in whatever room you’re in until you pass out” and in response Loki raises his wrists looking to the silver bracelets “lucky i cant do anything then” Tony smirks “trust is a two way street Diva, i’m willing to trust you so you gotta give us something” he paces a bit “i let you snap these on me without killing you” he raises a wrist again “if i recall, if it weren’t for me you would be dead right now” Loki leans back against the boxing rings barrier and smirks a bit at the shock on Tonys face “what?” he asks after a second “you’re almighty Doctor Strange didn’t tell you?” Loki leans forward resting his elbows on his knees and for a second Tony can see 2012 Loki “you were supposed to snap” Loki states lowly and Tony feels numb.

“how did you know?” Doctor Strange directs at Loki who’s sitting calmly on the couch despite the chaos in the room but Tony interrupts “ah, don’t try and change the subject Bonnie Bennett” Doctor Strange frowns in confusion obviously not knowing who that is “you knew i was going to die thats why you gave Thanos the time stone?” Tony asks and states at the same time “Loki was already dead, you were the last hope” Strange says solemnly and it pisses Tony off “don’t try and act like you feel guilty, you would do anything if it meant saving the planet including letting my daughter grow up without a father” Strange didn’t know what to say because he couldn’t deny it, so instead he turned to Loki who still sat calmly on the couch “how did you know?” he asks no emotion and Loki leans forward slightly eyeing him “how long have you been studying Mystic Arts?” Strange looks up in thought and quickly answers “almost 4 years now” Loki looks disappointed like he expected longer “i’ve been studying every single form of magic for over a thousand years, you really think i haven’t mastered prophecy? my mother was the goddess of prophecy” he leans back relaxing and he looks surprised when Thor speaks to him, they haven’t really talked since he got back “mother taught you prophecy? Loki nods with an “mhmm” 

“Mother” Thor asked walking up to his mother who sat on the bench on a balcony “Why do people hate Loki?” he asks taking a seat beside her, Thor was a curious kid “i don’t think they hate him they’re just-” she paused looking out towards the scenery of Asgard while thinking “biased” and Thor looks at her in pure confusion “well my dear son, It is taught that men are meant to fight, that they’re supposed to be strong and at the head of battle, but your brother fights differently, he doesnt go for throwing punches, he prefers things to be quick because he doesn’t like fighting that much so he uses magic as an advantage” she says looking her teen son in the eye “and because of that people think he’s weak or scared but you know what I think” she asks and Thors anger turns back to curiosity “what” he smiles widely making Frigga smile too “I think your brother can be the best fighter there is, i think he can be a healer, a sorcerer and that’s what makes him special, thats what makes people fear and loathe him”

“I only use it when needed” Loki looks at him and Thor tries to hide the fact that he zoned out by trying to make it look like he was thinking “the sun will shine on us again” and Loki doesn’t look ashamed or mad he simply smirks with a nod “all of you are needed for that” Loki looks at everyone in the room “so where are the Gaurdians?” Loki ignores Thors frown because Loki shouldn’t know about them and Steve shakes his head with his arms crossed obviously weary of Loki “we don’t know” Tony walks out “they went to find Flash Gordons woman” Natasha rolls her eyes “can’t you ask that Bifrost keeper of yours if he can see them?” she questions and Scott budges in “yeah lets just go to the new Asgard and ask” he says enthusiastically “Heimdall is dead” Loki and Thor say at the same time and Loki frowns at it “Thanos killed him for sending Banner back when Thanos destroyed our ship” he gets up and heads into the connecting kitchen behind the couch Loki is on “so we have no way of finding them” he says grabbing a beer out of the fridge and Loki wants to fucking stab him “Heimdall wanted me to be his successor awhile ago” Loki says turning to face Thor and he sees his brother almost spit out his beer i wish he did “taught me how to see people but im not as good as him, i don’t know if i could see them considering they could be anywhere” Thor takes another swig of his beer “well practice for a couple days” he says nonchalantly and walks away 

“he’s probably just not used to you being here after 5 years” he hears Tony behind him and senses how close he is, he spins around catching Tony’s hand before the man can pat his back in comfort “try and touch me again” Loki snarls squeezing Tonys hand so tight the man cant help but groan lightly “and i’ll break all 14 knuckles in your hand” Loki stands up and let’s go of Tony hand harshly walking out and leaving everyone stunned he was making such good progress “im gonna kill him” Natasha says happily going to follow after him but of course Steve has to stop her “even without magic he’s stronger than us” Nastasha frowns at him he looks at Tony still rubbing his left hand in pain “Thor crushed your suit with his bare hands, I imagine Loki can snap those bracelets off like nothing, we shouldn’t push him” 

The next day Loki sat quietly on the couch reading a book, Thor at the other end, Peter sitting in an armchair playing with a colourful cube and Bruce in the other writing things down in a notebook, “hey i’ve always wondered” Peter says and Loki looks up to see him looking right at him and Thor “Asgardians dont speak english so how can we communicate?” he fiddles with the colourful cube in his hands waiting for an answer “it’s called an AllSpeak, it allows Asgardians to speak any and every language” Loki says still flipping through his book he resists flinching when stark bursts through the door with a clap a group of people following in behind him “ok meeting in session” he says with a smile “cap please stop fucking around with mewmew we know you’re worthy” steve stops and drops mjolnir before anyone can see him and gets serious “its mjolnir” Thor retorts and Tony brushes him off “we got a signal on Rockets ship, they got here about 20 minutes ago so they should be here soon” Natasha sits down beside Loki careful not to touch him “and,Peter” the teen straightens up in his seat “Loki is going to train you” Loki doesn’t react but he hears the kid let out a nervous laugh “im just a kid i can’t win against a god” Loki can see Peter point at him out of the corner of his eye and he resists the urge to snap his wrist nobody here is going to hurt you, you are fine, you are safe “you’re the only other person that can compare to his agility and flexibility, not to mention you got spidey sense” Peter raises his eyebrows looking at Steve like he’s lost it “he’s a sorcerer, surely he can block me from sensing him” Loki smirks and closes his eyes concentrating, drowning out the  conversation and once he thinks he’s got it he whips his book at Peter and the teen catches it a split second before it hits him, letting out a breath that he held “Loki!” Thor says like he’s scolding a child “guess i can’t block you out” he holds out a hand towards Peter and he looks confused “the book?” and Peters face drops in realization before throwing the book back to Loki “what if you could block him out?” Steve says and Loki can hear the anger “then a book would have hit him in the face” Loki states going back to reading “someones coming” Peter states looking towards the door the second he feels the hairs on his neck stand up “oh it’s probably the Gaurdians” Tony says sitting beside Peter and he’s right when the door busts open 2014 Gamora, Nebula, Drax, Rocket, Mantis, Quill and Groot walk in “My friends” Thor gets up happily to walk over to them and Loki hides his jealousy, Thors been out of it for days so he turns to see who got his bubbly brother bubbly again and then Loki couldnt breathe, he felt like mjolnir was sitting on his chest when the hammer was clearly nowhere near him, he could barely hear, he felt like he was being held underwater “you’ve heard of my brother” he hears Thor through the drowning in his ears and no matter how much Loki wants to run he cant panicking, trying to swim back to the surface, screaming for help but nothing comes, “Loki?” Gamora says like she couldn’t believe her eyes, she couldnt believe he was alive is the first thing in Lokis mind “you know him?” Thor turns to Gamora frowning he feels his nerves turn to ice, ironic since he’s a Frost Giant “my father made me torture him” Gamora says quietly and Loki can hear and feel her remorse but that isnt enough. That doesnt make up for the 547 days that he was tortured, the 547 days he begged for his brother and mother, the 547 days that he thought he was safe only to be met with Thanos and Gamora again and again, the 547 days he tried to keep himself together, the 500 days that he kept his pride together, the 47 days that he wished for death, the 47 days that he prayed to any God that it would be over soon it doesnt make up for the 547 days of pure agony and suffering, filled with illusions, blood, broken promises and so much pain. 

He must’ve froze in shock because Bruce snaps him out of it “Loki? hey?” Loki looks at Bruce trying to control his breathing then back to Gamora, Nebula and Thor, he couldn’t do it. He snapped the bracelet off his left wrist like glass, Natasha grabbed his wrist trying to stop him but he twisted her wrist causing her to fall to the floor and before anyone else could get close enough the second bracelet was gone and so was he. “what the fuck just happened” Natasha said sitting up on the floor “Thor go check your brothers room” Tony points at him Thor looks between him and Gamora obviously trying to process everything “go!” Tony yells and finally Thor listens ignoring his heartbeat in his ears “Loki wouldn’t be in his room” Steve spits “we gotta check the perimeter, ask Valkyrie to check around Asg-“ 

“No, Loki wants us to trust him and if that’s true then he’ll be in his room” Tony emphasizes the last part walking out past everyone to the elevator “FRIDAY check for Loki on the cameras, get back to me as soon as you find him” He doesnt look at anyone as the elevator doors close “Yes boss” FRIDAY says automatically.

continuing on AO3

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Bianca Davis + 1-6 Marvel oc ask meme

1. how did you pick your oc’s name?

ngl there wasn't a whole lot to it but I really wanted an italian name and I've been obsessed with the name Bianca for most of my life

2. why is your oc problematic?

She trains Peter Parker which is arguably problematic since he's a child, also she stays super close with Tony after Civil War despite being on Team Cap

3. besides their main ship, who else do you think they would work well with?

oof idk, probably Sharon for that good old childhood friends to lovers but also Sam oh my god that would be iconic

4. what crossovers with other ocs have you talked about?

I don't think I have any with her!!

5. what’s a crossover with another oc that you’ve wanted to do, but haven’t officially discussed or planned?

oooh I think she'd make an amazing older sister-figure to @guardiansofheroes' Jude Stark!

6. if your oc were to have superpowers, what would they be? if your oc has superpowers, what are they?

ooof oh boy that is the question idk I think something similar to Wanda's "she's weird" but like, this has been an ongoing struggle for me lmao — maybe something mind stone related?

Marvel OC Ask Meme

[rynhaswritersblock]

internship (hc) | p.p.

summary: tony stark not only helped in bringing together a group of people to protect earth, but also in sparking young love

warnings: i love this one very cute very fun i think i cussed once? idk

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- we all know peter parker has (had????) an "internship" with tony sTaNk

- but, despite that being fake, tony does actually have an internship program

- and, luckily for you, you're one of tony's most prized interns

- the moment he looked at your resume he knew you'd be a perfect fit

- your extremely rare high level of intellect shocked him

- in fact, you were almost even smarter than the man

- the two of you bonded right away

- at this point you were able to lounge around avenger hq in sweats and no makeup

- one day tony asked you to help him on his new project

- you said yes, ofc

- much to your surprise, this project was spider-man's new suit

- of course you'd seen videos of the web-slinger on youtube (who hadn't?)

- so obviously this project made you very excited

- you got to work right away, coming to the hq everyday after school

- you and tony were extremely proud of the final product

- he asked you to program the AI for the suit (soon-to-be karen!!!!!!!)

- and that was the first time peter saw you

- you were sat on the ground, legs crossed, holograms in the air as you worked

- too focused on your work, you hadn't noticed a certain boy in the doorway

- tony was giving him the rundown on the germany trip while showing him around the place, but peter got sidetracked when he saw you in the office

- the boy stopped dead in his tracks, focus honing in on you

- luckily for you, you had put on some mascara that day

- but you were still donned in some of your best sweatpants and an old shirt from school that was way too big for you

- yet, peter parker being peter parker, couldn't help but be starstruck (STARKstruck???) when he saw you

- well, every girl in the world was gorgeous to him, for goodness sakes

- but something about you caught him off guard

- "mr. stark, who's that?" peter whispered

- an all-too-knowing smirk grew on tony's face

- "y/n!" he called - your head shot up from the holograms and towards the door, where you made immediate eye contact with peter

- it wasn't long before a small blush grew on your face

- as much as you hated to admit it, you couldn't look at a boy (or girl, too, if you're bi or anything!) anymore without mentally rating their appearance - this is what being single your entire life does to a person

- needless to say, peter parker was HIGH on the list of attractiveness 

- you quickly averted your gaze to tony, grin still tugging on his lips

- "yeah?"

- "this is peter." tony responds, gesturing towards the boy

- "h-hi," peter awkwardly blurts, giving a slight wave

- "hey," you reply, maybe a bit too bReAtHlEsSlY

- a few awkward seconds pass before you give the two a slight nod and get back to your work

- tony begins walking away, dragging peter along with him

- peter hurls series of questions about you at the man, which only made tony's smirk grow

- the two of you began to have more and more awkward encounters at the tower

- most of the time, you'd be working and he'd walk by, seeing you either by coincidence or on purpose

- but sometimes you would just be lounging in the living area, stuffing pizza in your mouth as you watched harry potter

- your levels of nonchalance made peter begin to question if you were mr. stark's secret daughter

- but no one needed to know he wondered that

- the more the two of you saw each other, the more you were on each other's minds

- the small "hey"s began to turn into conversations

- the first real conversation was started by peter (which was only possible through a rare burst of confidence)

- it started with the usual "hey"s

- and then peter asked about your internship

- he saw the way your eyes lighted up when he asked the question and it made him feel warm

- the conversation sparked into more:

- "what about you?"

- "what do you mean.. what about me?" peter asked

- "why do i see you here so often?"

- "oh. uh, also... intern... ship."

- the boys heartbeat began to quicken as you raised an eyebrow at him

- "why are you looking at me like that?"

- "nothing," you smile

- the two of you talk about school and life and stuff 

- after peter bids you an awkward goodbye (he has to go train to do spider things!!) he begins to make his way out of the room

- "bye, spider-man," you yell

- peter whirls around, panic present on his face

- "how did you-?"

- "i'm not an idiot, parker."

- it didn't take your genius brain to connect all the dots (especially cause sometimes when you saw him it would be right after he finished training and he'd be all sweaty?????? which made you forget how to breath just a lil??)

- the two of you began holding actual conversations more and more

- you find yourself watching videos of spider-man swinging throughout the city

- the two of you stalk each other on insta, both marveled by the pictures the other posts

- eventually you say yolo and just follow him

- he follows you back literally like two seconds later

- during one of your run-ins at hq he gets all flustered 

- "you okay?"

- "yeah," peter breathes, "uh, could i, uh, if you're okay with it, could i-"

- "dude."

- "sorry. could i please get your number please?"

- a small smile grows on your face before you reach out a hand, the boy hurriedly grabbing his phone and practically shoving it at you

- you type your name in with a little smiley face and then send yourself a quick "hey"

- you found yourself giddily smiling for a solid few minutes after he left

- one day you find yourself scheming on a way to get peter over to the tower (you were bored as heck; you'd already finished your work)

- then you got an idea

- peter was over mere minutes after you texted him

- he rings the buzzer and you tell F.R.I.D.A.Y. to let him in

- "hey," he greets, breathless from the speed at which he hurried over to the tower

- "tony said i need to start doing checkups on your suit every once and a while," you say, silently thanking your acting skills

- "oh," peter nods, "okay"

- he follows you down to the lab, mask still in hand and suit flush on his body 

- you reach one of the large tables, stopping and sucking in a breath before giving him a slightly expectant look

- "i.." you hesitate, "i'm gonna need your..."

-"oh!" peter says with realization

- and then realization hit again

- "uh.. i don't have any other clothes..."

- your face burns bright red before you open your mouth again

- "okay um.. either you're gonna have to hide in the bathroom until i'm done or we try to do it with you still inside the suit... it's just that there'd be a lot of touching if you choose that.." you ebb off at the end of your sentence, chewing on the inside of your lip

- peter immediately gets flustered

- "uh, we can just.. try it... with the suit on........?"

- you nod, taking a nervous step towards him and beginning to mentally berate yourself for not entirely thinking this through

- peter takes a shaky inhale and accidentally takes in the scent of your perfume

- which makes him begin to freak out a little

- you lay a wary hand on him and peter swears he's going to faint

- the two of you had never touched and peter already had a bit too huge of a crush on you

- so this was a lot for him 

- and his heightened senses didn't help

- you carefully (and very awkwardly) press the spider in the middle of his chest - peter starts silently praying you can't hear/feel his heartbeat

- the suit loosens and begins to slip off of his shoulders and you gasp slightly, furiously grabbing it and pulling it up

- "sorry," you smile sheepishly

- peter just half-smiles crookedly as he watches you refocus on the suit

- you give him a wary look before reaching in through the neck and wandering your hand towards the center of the suit

- your attempts to not touch him fail

- your hand brushes against his extremely toned stomach

- the breath catches in both of your throats

- yet you somehow continue, the two of you refusing to even dare to look at each other

- to your surprise, you find a wire out of place

- peter watches as your face scrunches up a lil in focus and melts just a little bit

- your fiddling doesn't get the problem fixed and out of frustration, you tug a little bit

- which causes the suit to slip off of his shoulders

- which causes peter's entire top half to become exposed, the only thing holding the suit up being your hands grasping the wires

- a blush spreads on your cheeks like wildfire as you look down to see the waistband of peter's underwear

- a small squeak involuntarily flies out of peter's mouth, making him mentally punch himself

- your flusteredness disappears when you focus your gaze slightly, seeing red and blue figures scattered across the boy's briefs

- a small laugh falls from your lips

- peter wants to run away

- your small laughter turns into a wheeze

- poor petey just stands there awkwardly

- "pete, are those..."

- you can barely breathe as you double over in laughter

- "are those spider-man underwear????"

- the slightest and weariest of smiles begins to creep on the boy's face

- "maybe..?" he says quietly, voice high

- "that's the best thing i've seen all day"

- eventually you focus again and fix his suit, the uncomfortable atmosphere getting replaced by the two of you joking around

- ever since that day the two of you would become a bit more touchy

- also almost forgot to mention that tony was watching the security camera that day and saw  e v e r y t h i n g  and loved it

- like peter would join you in watching movies after the two of you finished your work at hq

- you'd joke around by stacking your legs on top of each other and kicking each other

- your laughter literally made him so happy

- and you felt the same way about his

- one time you were watching a scary movie (peter intentionally made this happen so you would hopefully want to cuddle)

- a jump scare freaked you the FCK out and you immediately grabbed his hand - even though you cursed yourself, it made peter's day

- probably his whole month

- or life

- every time you got scared, you somehow gravitated closer to the boy, hands still laced together

- by the end of the movie you were curled into him, his arm around you and your head on his shoulder, legs hung over his

- and then the next day you two saw each other and literally pRETENDED THAT NOTHING HAD HAPPENED

- this made the avengers (who had caught onto y'alls chemistry very quickly) quite upset

- the group would tease you two so much kjvhgcjvkl it like wasn't even funny

- when peter discovered his AI (karen!! "hello?? hELLO????") (if you know the exact part i'm talking about i LOVE YOU)

- he immediately thought about you

- "wow, y/n really outdid herself”

- "yes, she did. also, she says hi." the AI responded

- "oh! uhh, i say hi back!"

- (pure angel)

- alright folks now i'm gonna get a little less detailed because i'm past 2000 words at this point and i think we can all tell that i got a bit carried away but let's keep going!

- essentially, the two of you just kept getting closer

- despite the two of you going to different schools, you still had fun lil study parties

- eventually you migrated from the tower and went to each others houses

- peter LOVES your room because it's literally you

- and same goes vice versa

- one day you were walking to the subway to get to the tower after school (beautiful fall afternoon, btw) and peter swung by and scooped you up 

- you screamed a little at the beginning but then got used to it and and had fun and just kinda giggled in his ear the rest of the time

- peter began to worry a little as he swung through the city bc he was so enamored by your laughter all he wanted to do was stop on a roof and kiss you

- and then the idea sparked in his head that he could

- he panicked a little because you two were just buildings away from the tower

- and with one huge swing he landed the two of you on some random roof

- you slipped off of him, eyebrows furrowed as you looked around you

- "pete? this isn't the tow-"

- the boy ripped off his mask (which hurt his nose a little if he was being honest) and stepped towards you, quickly pressing his lips against yours and pulling away just as fast

- "holy shit, dude," you whisper after a moment, head spinning 

- "holy shit?" he asks nervously

- "holy shit."

- you let out an ungodly snort and wheeze, smiles breaking on both of your faces and you let your head drop, pressing it into peter's chest

- you felt him laugh against you and you realized how happy you were (and lowkey hated how cliche it felt but it's fine)

- when you finally caught your air and pulled your head away, the two of you looked at each other with the most shit-eating, cliche, best-friends-turned-something-more smiles

- after a second, with the most boyish grin that made your heart melt, peter asked,

- "wanna make out?"

- "peter!" + + +

peter parker has my entire heart

[babywarg]

untitled ficlet for Ironstrange Bingo Square “Joy”

I GOT AN HOUR TO WRITE SOMETHING (checks watch) MAKE THAT 47 MINUTES LET’S SEE HOW I CAN MANAGE THIS.

Title: [tba, taking suggestions]

Summary: Tony deals with feels he’s starting to get around the wizard, convinced that Stephen had cast a spell to bewitch him.

(Pretends they got the gauntlet and somehow defeated Thanos on Titan, then came home to Earth and were all Avengers together - everyone happy and healthy and alive.)

Notes: Absolute fluff. Listening to “I’ve Put a Spell on You” by TAWK Feat. Juliet on loop while writing this. Nina Simone is still queen, but this version reeled me in somehow.

...I’m lying, I’m actually listening to “Criminal” by Disturbed, idk why.

Will be put on AO3 once I’ve fixed it up.

For the Ironstrange Bingo square “Joy.”

***

“Whatever you’re doing to me,” Tony snapped, “cut it out, right now.”

That was a hell of a greeting, Stephen said to himself.

“I -- “

“Don’t try to deny it.” Wagging a finger in his face, now. Charming. “I’ve talked to Rhodey and Natasha and Bruce, I’ve even talked to Steve. They all agreed with me that you’re doing some magic thingamajig.”

Stephen didn’t really know any of the other personalities Tony had named, but knowing Tony as well as he did, Stephen knew Tony had probably talked all of them into agreeing with him.

...or was bluffing, and they didn’t agree at all, but Tony had to invent some sort of backup for his ridiculous claim.

“What, pray tell, kind of ‘magic thingamajig’ could I possibly be doing?” Stephen quietly challenged.

Tony folded his arms tightly across his chest. Standing as close as he did, Stephen could practically feel the nervous energy that emanated from him.

Was Tony blushing?

“You used the big yellow hamster ball thingy to save the three of us when the donut ship crashed, right?” he began in a confrontational tone. “Since then I’ve felt all weird. Around you, especially.”

“Oh?” Stephen was genuinely interested. Tony’s concern for his own well-being triggered his “doctor” mode. “Can you describe the symptoms more? It would make it easier for me to prescribe treatment.”

It was possibly not magical. Perhaps it was an allergy. But could it be a magical allergy? There were books in the Sanctum that talked about that...

“I can’t sleep,” Tony began. “I have trouble eating. All I think about is you and your stupid face and your stupid voice and you kicking Thanos’ ass with me until we got the gauntlet. While I’m working, you pop into my head and I get distracted and nothing gets done. It’s like you’ve infected my brain or something. You walk into a room and everything looks brighter. When I see you I feel...happy. At peace. Like everything’s going to be okay.”

Stephen listened to all of it silently, keeping his poker face on.

“It was the yellow hamster ball thingy, I’m sure of it,” Tony finished in annoyance.

“If that were the case, Peter would also be affected,” Stephen argued.

“Yeah, I guess you haven’t noticed,” Tony said sarcastically, “but the kid’s been hanging around you a lot. And hiding it from me, even!”

“He wants to learn magic,” Stephen explained. “He thinks it’s fascinating and complementary to his scientific studies. And he knows you’re uncomfortable with magic, so he thought it best to keep you out of the loop.”

“Shyeah,” Tony scoffed, “as if that’s a better explanation than magic in this situation.”

No amount of debate would change Tony’s mind, Stephen decided. Wow, the little jerk really thought I cast a spell on him and Peter.

Then Stephen asked himself, Why not have a little fun with that?

“Oooh,” he said with an exaggerated sense of dread. “I think I see. Yeah, that's a...side effect of the big yellow hamster ball thingy, I'm afraid. Uncommon, and never intended, but could be quite potent. It’s a love spell."

Tony’s eyes went wide as plates.

“A LOVE SPELL??” he exclaimed.

“And it looks like you got hit bad,” Stephen said with a tiny pout of sympathy. “Peter did, too, but he can still function normally. On the other hand, you - Tony, you. Need intervention.”

“What?!” Tony squeaked (yes, squeaked) in alarm. “Seriously??”

“Maybe we caught it early enough. A few sessions in the Sanctum with magic therapy ought to cure it. Maybe some psychic surgery...”

“NO.” Tony all but jumped back from Stephen, holding a hand out defensively, as if he was going to blast Stephen with nonexistent repulsor rays. “NO more. Magic got me into this mess, I am NOT letting more of that stuff in me.”

“This is serious, Tony,” Stephen said, advancing boldly. “You could die.”

“From a love spell??”

“From stupidity,” Stephen said fondly, stopping just a few inches away from Tony’s face. With a smirk, he explained, “I didn't hit you with a love spell, you idiot.”

Their closeness seemed to take Tony’s breath away. He looked away, his blush becoming more pronounced.

“Then...what did you...?”

“Tony, I didn't hit you with anything.” He ran his gaze over Tony’s face, softly continued, “Speaking as a doctor...what you’ve got appears to be a little bit of what I’ve got.”

Tony swallowed. Stephen enjoyed watching that stark Adam’s apple bob up and down. “Which is...?”

Stephen reached out and tentatively touched Tony’s face. Far from tensing up, it seemed Tony relaxed under his touch.

Tony closed his eyes and parted his lips. It was all Stephen needed. He leaned forward and touched their lips together gently.

Tony kissed him back hungrily, and that was the final confirmation.

When they finally broke apart, Stephen smiled and confidently answered, “A crush.”

***

 (6 months later) “Still convinced you used your magic on me...” Tony sleepily murmured.

Stephen couldn’t believe they were having this conversation again. It was 2 fricking AM.

“Are you ever going to give me any credit?” Stephen groaned, gently rubbing Tony’s bare arm reassuringly from behind. “I didn’t need magic to get you to fall for me, okay? Just like you didn’t need any to get me to fall for you, and you did it first.”

Tony caught his hand, brought it up to his face, and kissed it.

“Wizards,” he muttered with absolute conviction, “can’t be trusted.”

Stephen pressed his lips against the back of Tony’s shoulder.

“This wizard can,” he promised. “Go to sleep, Tony.”

“Are you sure you didn’t hit me with anything? Because whatever I got, I still got it bad...”

“I’m going to hit you with something soon if you don’t shut up and go to sleep.”

Tony twisted round under Stephen’s arm so they were facing each other.

“That sounds like a threat, Mr. Wizard,” he whispered in a low, annoyingly seductive tone.

Annoying, only because it was 2 AM and they both had to get up in a few hours.

Apart from that, it was really, definitely not annoying at all.

[ivory-haired-queens-blog]

Unpopular Opinions: Fandom Edition

Hey none of you asked but I’m here to deliver so here are some unpopular opinions for the fandoms I’m in. Spoilers, duh.

Marvel:

I don’t like Natasha. Or Steve.

Pepper Potts is a top.

As much as I love Loki, his death was nessicary in Infinity War.

Steve should have killed Bucky in Civil War. He was a threat, plain and simple.

I ship Ironstrange/Supremefamily.

Clint should have died in Infinity War.

I love Tony Stark with my whole heart. (Not an unpopular opinion but you needed to know that)

I’m not happy with the end of Endgame.

10 years in the making....for you to do Thor like that?

Not because he’s fat or because he’s dealing with trauma, that’s totally acceptable.

What’s not acceptable is them making Thor into the butt of the joke because he’s fat.

I love the Antman movies.

I’m totally not biased because I loved lost.

(I’m kinda biased)

Shuri is the best Marvel character and would beat Tony Stark in a battle of wits.

(I’m so gay I love her.)

With as many years as Marvel has had the MCU, I am disgusted at the lack of diversity within the movies.

Like it’s 2019 and we JUST got a female empowerment scene in Endgame.

Like I want a gay superhero.

(We have a disabled one thank god. Love you Stephen.)

And don’t give me that Valkyrie/Captain Marvel BS because they never blatantly stated or showed it in their movies.

I want an Asian superhero bitch.

A superhero who is Muslim/Islam/and religion besides Christian.

I think that, as much as I hate Natasha and Steve, they should have been the ones that Bruce first sees in Infinity War. I know it set up the whole “earth is closed today” sequence but it didn’t make sense and was OOC.

I love Stephen Strange and he’s never done a single thing wrong ever in his life I would die for this man.

I like MCU Peter Parker over the origional movie Spider-Man.

Fight me.

I also like the Tony Stark/Peter Parker better than the Uncle Ben/Peter Parker so @ me.

The 100

I don’t ship Bellarke that hard.

Like yes, I think they’re obviously being groomed to end up together. I know the show runners will make them official before the end of the series. I’m not mad about that, I just don’t really care to be honest. It’s like, too obvious.

But there are some cute bellarke scenes

What they did to Monty was bullshit but what they did to Jasper was worse.

I feel no guilt whatsoever in saying that I think that killing all of Mount Weather was what they should have done from the beginning.

Yes, even the kids. Because if you kill their leaders, the men and women will fight back. The colony would have been left with a handful of adults, and a bunch of kids if the origional plan had worked. This is doomed to fail and honestly just killing them all would be better than seeing them kill eachother for food, power, whatever. If that makes sense.

I think that Finn deserved to die.

I think that Murphey deserves the world.

Charlotte fucking killed Wells. Yes she’s young but she knows better than to kill someone. Maybe not kill her, but we all know that Clarke wouldn’t have banished her like she did Murphey. Clarke has a gender bias because Murphey didn’t do anything and she wouldn’t have punished Charlotte as hard because she’s a young girl. I rest my case

Even though what he did was bad and wrong, I don’t think Murphey should have been banished. He’s right. They were all compliant and even excited when he was being hung, but when it’s a little girl all bets are off.

Like Bellamy brought the whole hostage thing upon himself because he fucking tied a noose around Murphey’s throat.

Again, not that what Murphey did was right. He didn’t have to act like that. Jasper didn’t do anything to him.

Also this segment is getting long but the show writers and everyone else just casually forgot that Murphey was TORTURED? Hello? Are we not going to acknowledge that?

I shipped Clexa with my whole heart.

Another actually popular opinion: what they’ve done to Raven’s character this season is bullshit. Her only role is Abby’s moral compass. This is the same girl who shuttled to earth in a Tin Can. She’s better than this.

What the fuck??? Happened to??? Jordan???

Like Madi stabbed him

And then they proceeded to not talk about it for like four episodes and then casually mention it in passing like “oh he saved Pria that means he gets to live”

Like they set up his character to be really important this season.

But he’s not.

I think that Murphey/Emori is the best ship.

I also think that Either Murphey or Emori or Both are secretly double crossing the Primes. (This comes out before the finale of season six)

They didn’t have to do Onyia like that

The opening of season three is so weak that I actually stopped watching the show around that time (I’d been watching since the beginning of season two) because there’s just nothing there in the first like 10 minutes and I couldn’t do it.

Maybe I’m just impatient but it’s bad.

I think that Octavia did the best that she could with what she had available and I think that’s she’s not a bad person for what she did with the fighting pits/cannabalism. And I know that if Bellamy had been in her place, he would have eventually done the same.

Kane was a whiny bitch in season 5.

Why’d the kill Diyoza(I can’t spell) like that?

I liked Joesephine. It was really fun to see Eliza Taylor be able to get a new character in the show. Also props to her for that last episode with pretending to be Joesephine and being Clarke at the same time.

I called the dude being Gabriel from the first time I saw him you peasants.

Octavia’s redemption arc this season is beautiful.

They did....that.....to Kane. I’m angerey.

Lost In space

Not enough people watch this show. (The Netflix remake or the origional)

Seriously guys it’s a good show.

Absolutely nothing is wrong with it.

I love Don West with my whole heart.

I love Dr. Smith with my half heart.

I love the robot with my two hearts.

I love Penny Robinson with all the stars in the galaxy.

I love all of them okay.

There are no plot holes, no inconsistencies, no faulty science and anyone who says (or proves) otherwise is wrong.

It’s confirmed for a season two which should air in like the December-February time area.

It’s a Netflix show so you can binge the entire season in like a weekend.

Seriously watch it.

The Umbrella Academy

Five x Delores is weird.

Luther x Allison is illegal.

Klaus deserves all the push pops in the world.

The handler is hot.

The Comission killed Dave.

Luther is the most boring, Unorigional, straight white guy character I’ve seen in a long time. I hate him so much.

Allison is a queen but her character is brought down by her weird relationship with her brother.

Tbh if I was Allison you know I’d be telling my kids that I heard a rumor that theyd go the fuck to sleep. Like that’s a good thing. Idk maybe I’m just a sociopath.

Istanbul not Constantinople being played over a scene where five murders a squad of Commission people is the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever conceived by man.

“Where are you going” “to save the world” “oh is that all?” Iconic.

None of these are really unpopular but the show writers seem to think differently.

Diego has never done anything wrong in his life like yaaaasss bitch kill your brother at yo daddy’s funeral!!! Work!!!

PaTcH

AAaAHh

Big Theif - Mary is the perfect song to play over Klaus returning from Vietnam.

Will you love me, like you loved me in the January rain?

It’s up there with Goodbye July.

Speaking of Goodbye July....

Z Nation

Many people haven’t watched it

It’s like if The Walking Dead and Zombieland had a baby....and then the baby did a line of cocaine.

It’s wild.

Watching Garnet die ruined every sliver of hope I had in humanity.

I have a special place in my heart for this show because it’s the first show that me and my mom would stay up and watch the new episodes air every Friday. It brought us closer and I can’t thank the cast and show runners enough for this.

So maybe I’m biased, but you should watch it.

Having Murphey switch from being an anti-hero to a villain back to an anti-hero and then to a regular hero, amazing. Astonishing. The peak of human existence.

Even though he’s not entirely human.

What color is Murphey today? Is he pale, discolored, grey, blue, red? We don’t know!

Roberta Warren is the Black Goddess main protagonist that we deserve.

Addison Carver is a functional Bi.

10k is tragic backstory central but other than that, his character development is pretty lacking other than him persuing love interests.

None of these are really unpopular opinions but I doubt any of you have watched the show. It’s on Netflix. Watch it.

Oooooohhhhh George.

Georgia St. Clair could stomp me to death and my ghost would still want to fuck her.

Anyways I’m gay

God damn I have a lot of pent up Gay energy.

Murphey and Lucy have a realistic enstranged father/daughter relationship and it’s heartwarming.

And then they killed her off to save him.

Honestly if you name a character Murphey they can only be assholish bad boys with a good heart deep down sorry I don’t make the rules.

Also if you name a character Murphey I will love them with my whole soul.

I’m so mad they cancelled the show.

I’m infinitely more mad that they named that disgrace of a show Black Summer and claimed that it was a prequel....but it didn’t follow the same cast and had they not advertised it as a prequel I would never have guessed.

Black Summer gives totally opposite vibes than Z Nation does. I get that black summer is supposed to be the worst time that the zombie apocalypse ever had, with cannibals and no food, but it feels like s completely different show.

It’s like if The Walking Dead claimed that it is a prequel/occurs during Shaun of the Dead.

Like....no. They’re....no.

Anyway watch it it’s good.

Detroit: Become Human

Connor isn’t the best character.

This is an unpopular opinion post deal with it.

Markus has to be my favorite.

Honestly this game is so good and not even just graphics-wise.

It’s the same robotic sentience story we’ve been fed for years, but this time it’s from the Android’s perspective and this time all they want is to be free. That’s it.

I fucking hate North.

Hank is literally if Rick from Rick and Morty were serious.

The only correct way to play Connor is to walk the thin line between deviant and regular A.I. Without leaving out Hank. The correct thing to do is make Conner deviant at Jericho.

The only correct way to play Kara is to protect Alice with every fiber of your being. Meanwhile, get close to her. Do not get caught, even if that means dissappointing her.

The only correct way to play Markus is to lead a peaceful revolution. Also tell North to fuck off.

The border patrol guy who either gets Kara and Alice caught or knowingly lets Androids cross the border is the best character. Forget about Markus, this guy sees either “oh fuck androids are killing people, maybe we shouldn’t let this one cross the border” or “Androids just want to be free and are peacefully fighting for this. Let this one and her daughter through.” I love him.

LUTHER.

YES DADDY.

anyway.

Let Out The Bear He Just Wants To Say Hi :)

Even though I think Conner is overrated by the fandom, I do like him.

But he’s not a pure innocent cinnamon roll either.

It depends on how you play, but he has really violent options so stop the “He wouldn’t harm a fly” attitude.

But he is cute.

The home screen for the game is revolutionary (no pun intended) and I hope future game follow suit in making the first impression of the game something cool.

Stealing clothes/money/the fence cutters is literally okay.

Also if you put Kara in white hair you can die.

If in your first actual play through you got the Kara lives at the recycling plant ending but Alice dies, you can die too.

I’ve never actually seen the steal money and go to motel option play out because it’s stupid, especially if you don’t steal clothes. Like that’s begging to be caught.

Stranger things

Billy Hargrove is bad and just because he’s abused does not make what he does okay.

Harringrove is gross and I’m gay so my opinion counts as double.

That being said, there are some really cute fics about Harringrove and I can see the appeal of “good boy falls for mysterious bad boy with a dark past and trauma”

I’ve said I’m gay this whole post because I say it a lot, but I don’t like actually labeling myself but I like girls and boys and everything in between and I say I’m gay kinda as a joke when girls are hot.

That being said...

Steve Harrington calling himself Daddy made me feel things.

Strange things.

Haha get it I’m making a joke to distract you from the daddy part.

Steve Harrington is a good person now, but he was still an asshole before and he can still be criticized for his past.

I used to be hardcore Jancy but after season three I feel like Nancy needs and deserves a break from boys so she can figure out herself and who she is now and what she wants to do without the weight of boys and boyfriends constantly around her.

That being said i still don’t like Nancy because she was flirting/slept in the same bed with Jonathan whilst obviously having feelings for him while she and Steve were still a thing. It’s not cheating but to me it’s close enough to raise red flags.

Robin is perfect in every way.

I don’t like Jonathan. He’s creepy in s1, fine in s2, but then is s3 he doesn’t do anything to or about his male bosses when Nancy is being made fun of because she’s a woman.

Seeing Nancy’s class priveledge/Jonathan’s male priveledge clashing was so cool tbh

Elmax > Mileven > Lumax

Jim Hopper, with all his faults, is still a caring dad.

Plus him threatening Mike made me laugh so hard sksksksks

Steve Harrington deserves the world and then some.

Low key I really want s4 to give in insight on his family life.

I also want him to get an apartment with Robin.

Robins cute tbh but for half the season I though she was a Russian spy. I guess I was wrong.

Mrs. Wheeler shouldn’t sleep with billy (not that she can now) because it’s wrong, but the reason she wanted to is because her husband is so boring and she gave up on her dreams to be his perfect housewife. She wanted a challenge with Billy. Instead, she should leave her pushover of a husband and find someone better.

Anyway Steve Harrington deserves the world.

Yeah okay hate me whatever.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony, His Adopted Blue Murder Child, And Co.

Tony has created a chat.

Tony has renamed the chat: Fuck Space. Fuck This Shit. I Want Pizza.

Tony: All byyyyyy myyyyy seeeeelf.

Tony: Don't wanna be.

Tony: All byyyyyyyy myyyyyyy seeeeeeelf!

Nebula has joined the chat.

Tony: Tf? Leave me alone to my suffering.

Nebula: Bitch make me.

Tony: Okay, Smurfette fite me.

Nebula: Nah, can't be bothered.

Nebula: Come over here and let me shoot you.

Tony: Don't wanna walk.

Tony: Messing with this ship has exhausted me.

Nebula: Fuck that cable...

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: I don't think I need to elaborate on that.

Wade has left the chat.

Nebula: What? Who was that?

Tony: I have absolutely no clue.

Nebula: Anyway... how long till we touch solid ground again?

Tony: Please refer to my previous answer.

Nebula: Well ain't you just 190lbs of sarcasm.

Tony: Hey! This body is a tight 171lbs.

Tony: But you're right, the majority of it is sarcasm, yes.

Nebula: And what's the rest of it?

Tony: Trauma.

Nebula: Well, I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that.

Tony: Peter used to help me.

Nebula: With your trauma??

Tony: Peter told me he was sorry.

Nebula: What?

Tony: Peter used to say that.

Nebula: Okay...

Tony: Peter used to say that, too!

Nebula: Are you crying?

Tony: Fuck no. Tony Stark doesn't cry for anybody. You can thank my abusive father for that :)

Nebula: I know how you feel.

Nebula: We both have bad fathers.

Nebula: Thanos will breathe his last breath soon enough. Then your son will be avenged.

Tony: PETER USED TO BREATH!

Nebula: Tf?

Nebula: Seriously, stop crying.

Tony: I'm not crying.

Nebula: Then what's that coming out of your eyes?

Tony: Oh, this?

Tony: This is just some depression leaking from my eyes. It's a natural occurrence.

Nebula: ... so, crying?

Tony: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Nebula: I can see you dude, you're bawling your fucking eyes out.

Tony: SHUT UP.

Nebula: Hey, now you can drink your tears!

Tony: I'M NOT CRYING. I told you, it's liquid depression!

Nebula: Ffs.

Nebula has renamed the chat: Drink your tears, Tony.

Tony has renamed the chat: Go fuck yourself, Nebula.

Nebula has renamed the chat: Drink your liquid depression, Tony.

Tony: That's more like it, thank you.

Nebula: Are all humans like this?

Tony: Only the ones with issues.

Tony: So yes.

Nebula: What a race.

Tony: You can't tell me you've never cried.

Nebula: When I was a child. Before Thanos removed my ability to cry, along with most of my body parts, and organs, replacing them with metal.

Tony: ...

Tony: You're my child now.

Tony: I'm signing your adoption papers. You're legally my child now.

Tony: I've always wanted a daughter.

Tony: You will be safe with me. I promise.

Nebula: ... that was really sweet, and I don't know how to reply to that.

Tony: My God, you are my daughter.

Tony: Don't worry, I will give you the fatherly love you deserve.

Nebula: Your son was so lucky.

Tony: Wait, son? Huh?

Nebula: Yes. That little spider child.

Tony: Peter?

Nebula: Yeah, that one.

Tony: Peter wasn't my son.

Nebula: He wasn't?

Tony: No.

Tony: Yes, I loved him like he was my son. Tried to guide him with what fatherly wisdom I may have. I tried to protect him with my heart and soul. Was proud of every-single-thing he did. Went to every special event he had. He won his high school decathlon you know. He's so smart. And special. I was lucky to have someone so happy in my life. OMG, I miss him so much. Come back, my son!

Tony: So, yeah. Not my son at all.

Nebula: Right... whatever you say...

Tony: Oh my, I almost forgot I was so excited. Consent is key.

Tony: Would you like to be my daughter?

Nebula: Aren't I a little too old to get adopted?

Tony: Idc.

Tony: ???

Nebula: .............. yespleaseIwouldlovethatverymuch............

Tony: Alrighty then. You are my child. I love you, daughter.

Tony: Don't worry. I'll teach you what love is. Me and my to be wife, Pepper. She's your mom now. If she's still alive, that is...

Nebula: Thank you.

Tony: You are welcome.

Korg has joined the chat.

Korg: Hey fellas, fancy joining a revolution?

Nebula: Fellas?

Tony: Who the fuck is this?

Korg: Hi, I'm Korg. I'm made out of rocks, but there's no need to be frightened. I'm a kind guy.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: The Thing. But space.

Wade has left the chat.

Nebula: There he is again!

Korg: Who was that? A friend of yours? Does he want to join a revolution?

Tony: I am way too sober for this.

Nebula: I can kill him for you.

Tony: How about we don't do that?

Valkrie has joined the chat.

Tony: Now who the hell is this?

Valkrie: Who the hell are you?

Tony: I'm the hell person whose chat this is.

Valkre: Oh. Well trust me, I don't want to be here as much as you don't want me to be here.

Nebula: So why are you then?

Valkrie: Korg. Stop talking to these weirdo's, and come help me build this fucking ship.

Korg: A revolutionary ship?

Valkrie: Korg, you do know that we don't need the revolution anymore? We won.

Korg: There's always a need for a revolution.

Tony: I actually agree with the space rock here.

Nebula: Same.

Nebula: Especially if it's against Thanos.

Tony: I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.

Nebula: Whatever. As long as I can stick my blade through Thanos, I couldn't care less.

Valkrie: Who's this Thanos?

Tony: You know how people/aliens/whatever turned to dust around you?

Valkrie: Yeah?

Tony: Yeah, well that was Thanos' doing.

Nebula: And also half of the universe turned to dust, not just the things around you.

Valkrie: Oh.

Valkrie: Yeah, let's kill him. Brutally.

Tony: Glad you agree.

Valkrie: Korg, come on, let's build this ship. And help kill this fucker.

Korg: ... a revolutionary ship?

Valkrie: It can be whatever type of ship you want. As long as you help me build it!

Korg: Okay! Bye guys, I'll send you some pamphlets, if I find out where you are.

Korg has left the chat.

Tony: Hold on, what revolution?

Valkrie: I don't actually know. I black out every time he talks about it. All I know is there was a lot of fighting, and we won.

Nebula: Who mentioned a revolution?

Valkrie: See? Just like that.

Valkrie: Anyway, I gotta go lose what's left of my sanity... maybe I can get drunk.

Tony: Get drunk?

Tony: Where? How? Can I have some?

Tony: Please. I'm so sad. I have lost so much, and I don't know who I've lost on Earth.

Tony: Please help me dull this pain.

Nebula: Jesus man. You need help.

Tony: Hey, that's dad to you. And yes. Yes, I do.

Tony: So, about that booze.

Valkrie: No. All mine.

Valkrie has left the chat.

Tony: Oh, gee thanks.

Nebula: Want me to kill her for you?

Tony: We really need to have a discussion about your immediate reaction with murder.

Nebula: So, is that a...?

Tony: No. That is a firm, no.

Nebula: Do you want me to kill ANYONE?

Tony: No, you don't have to murder for me, or my love.

Nebula: You really are the best dad.

Tony: That is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Nebula: Are you crying again?

Tony: No.

Nebula: I can clearly see you.

Tony: ... no, you can't.

Nebula: Just because you're now wearing your Iron Man helmet, doesn't mean you're not crying.

Tony: Yes it does.

The Grand Master has joined the chat.

The Grand Master has changed their name to: TGM.

TGM: Does my name sound weird like this?

Tony: Anybody who calls themselves 'The Grand Master' is a narcissistic weirdo.

Tony: At least 'TGM' can be an acronym for something better.

Nebula: Like 'The Great Mistake'.

Tony: And 'This Guy is Measly'.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: 'Tomg it's Gjeff Mgoldblum'.

Wade has left the chat.

Tony: Huh?

Korg has joined the chat.

Korg: 'To Ghost Men'.

Korg has left the chat.

Tony: What?

Valkrie has joined the chat.

Valkrie: 'To Get Masacered'.

Valkrie has left the chat.

Tony: What?!

Nebula: I like her.

Tony: Of course you do.

Tony: Oh my God, you and Nat are going to take over the world.

Tony: If she's still alive that is...

Nebula: Only one world?

TGM: Oh, oh, can I join?

Nebula: No.

Tony: Leave now.

TGM: This wouldn't happen if I still had my champion. Fucking sparkles.

TGM has been blocked from the chat.

Nebula: Who was he talking about?

Tony: Idk.

Tony: Probably some aliens or something.

Thanos has joined the chat.

Thanos: Sup losers?

Tony: Oh daughter of mine, do you notice something?

Thanos: Daughter?

Nebula: No, my father, I do not.

Thanos: Wait, father?!

Thanos: What have you done to my second favourite daughter, Tony?!

Tony: So, daughter. You were telling me about your sister... like an hour ago.

Thanos: Ahh, yes. My favourite daughter.

Nebula: Gammora. She was an assassin, just like me. I love her. But SOMEONE threw her off a cliff.

Thanos: It was the price to pay for the stone.

Tony: If she were still here I would adopt her, too. Skrew it! Dead or not! She is my daughter, too!

Thanos: WHAT?!

Nebula: She would have liked that.

Nebula: And so would I. Because it would annoy her boyfriend.

Tony: Who's her boyfriend?

Nebula: That imbecile Quill.

Tony: ...

Tony: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Nebula: Nope.

Thanos: I hate him, too.

Tony: I suddenly like him more now.

Nebula: Same.

Thanos: Are you ignoring me?

Tony: Do you notice anyone else in this chat, daughter?

Nebula: No father, I do not.

Thanos: I know what you're trying to do.

Thanos: And I hate you both.

Thanos: I'm glad I destroied half of the universe.

Thanos: Well, screw you two. I'm not going anywhere.

Carol has joined the chat.

Thanos: Oh, shit...

Carol: Hey you purple fuck!

Carol: It's time for you to, gtfo!

Thanos has been blocked from the chat.

Tony: Well thanks for that.

Carol: It's aiite.

Tony: ...

Tony: I'm sorry what?

Tony: Why are you speaking like its the 90's?

Carol: Cuz I'm HELLA cool like that.

Tony: Oh God.

Nebula: Want me to kill her?

Tony: Thinking about it.

Carol: Geez chill. I'm on my way to get you right now.

Tony: Second thoughts! I love her!

Nebula: So do I!

Nebula: Do you have food?

Tony: And water?

Nebula: And oxygen?

Carol: Yes, yes, and yes.

Carol: I also have some guy named Phil, he says he knows you.

Tony: Oh, yeah... I'm hallucinating.

Carol: No you're not.

Tony: I gotta go pass out now.

Tony has been disconnected.

Carol: Drama queen.

Nebula: Good night, dad.

Nebula: See you soon, Carol.

Carol: Cool beans.

Nebula: I don't understand you...

Nebula has left the chat.

Carol: I dig that.

Carol has left the chat.

Somewhere in the soul world

Bucky has created a chat.

Bucky has added Sam, Peter.

Bucky: What is this place?

Peter: I don't know, Terminator Jesus Sir.

Sam: Terminator Jesus!

Sam: That's amazing!

Bucky: Can we be serious here?

Sam: I am being serious! That name is amazing. Screw you and your bad tastes.

Peter: Are we dead?

Bucky: I think so.

Peter: Meh.

Sam: Woah, kid, are you okay?

Peter: Yeah. Man, Aunt May's gonna kill me when she finds out I'm dead.

Bucky: H... how?

Peter: She'll find a way.

Peter: I hope Mr Stark doesn't blame himself.

Sam: Wait, 'Mr Stark'? Are you that spider-kid?!

Peter: Spider-MAN.

Sam: You are!

Bucky: Who is?!

Sam: He is!

Bucky: Oh!

Peter: What is going on?

Sam: YOU WEBBED US UP NEXT TO EACH OTHER!

Peter: Ohhhh, you're those guys.... hi?

Bucky: HI?!

T'Challa has joined the chat.

T'Challa: Death meeting. Now.

Sam: What?

Bucky: How did you even get everyone to listen to you so fast??

T'Challa: A king has his ways.

T'Challa has left the chat.

Peter: He's so cool.

Peter has left the chat.

Bucky: I'm cooler...

Sam: Dream on, Barnes.

Sam has kicked Bucky from the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

(Bonus)

Carol has created a chat.

Carol has added Y/N, Natasha, Thor.

Carol: Right I'm gonna go get your friends.

Carol: Brb.

Carol: Oh, and don't let Goose eat you.

Y/N: Eat us? What?

Natasha: How can a CAT eat us?

Carol: You don't want to know.

Thor: But he is so tiny and fluffy.

Carol: Yeah, you'll be fine. Just don't lather yourself in bacon grease, or have him anywhere near your eyes.

Y/N: Well there goes my bathing plans.

Natasha: And why no eyes?

Thor: It's fine I've already lost one!

Carol: Exactly.

Carol has left the chat.

Y/N: Should we be scared of the cat?

Thor: Probably...

Natasha: We should be scared of every cat. This one more.

Thor: I agree.

Y/N: Hmmmm

Y/N: Gonna go poke him.

Natasha: Wait Y/N...

Y/N has been disconnected.

Natasha: Jesus Christ.

Natasha: Let's go help her.

Thor: And cuddle Goose!

Natasha: Thor no.

Thor has been disconnected.

Natasha: I work with children.

Natasha has left the chat.

[netflixandchilis]

Weekly Fic Rec (6/8/19)

*this does not necessarily mean fics posted this week but fics I've read this week

Zimbits

Brunch is (entire series) E 100k

Shitty and Lardo are overly-invested and creative friends. Jack and Bitty are just trying to figure out what's in the box.

Ill Equipped E 70k

Jack's first mistake was getting drunk in a salsa club with Kent Parson. Or, the accidental Vegas married AU no one asked for.

And you may say to yourself, my god, what have I done? E 39k

The last thing Jack Zimmermann remembers saying to Eric Bittle is "lucky shot." That doesn’t explain, at all, why he just woke up in Bittle’s bed.A companion piece -- this time it's Jack's turn to get a peek at his future -- to And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here? M 38k

 Bitty goes to bed after his "lucky shot" having made a decision. When he wakes up he ... is not where he expected to be. He has a career, and a baby, and -- this is the biggest surprise of all -- a husband who looks a lot like Jack Zimmermann.  

Ethics of Journalism  T 12k

When Dan Erikson is assigned to write an article about Jack Zimmermann's years in college, he thinks he knows what he's getting into. 

Then he meets Professor Simpson, Jack's photography professor. 

[also known as: Good Guy Reporter Dan Erikson]

He’s a Baker NR 5k

Jack loves his parents a lot - and they just want him to be happy. So, in order to stop them from worrying, he invents a perfect boyfriend. A man who couldn't possibly exist.

the slow pace of geologic time T 4k

Jack looks at her and then puts her luggage down and leans in, grabs her into a full-body hug, right there on the sidewalk, holding her so close. She can’t remember when he last hugged her this hard. “He told his parents. About being gay. About us,” he says into her shoulder. “They were awful.”

Call Me, Maybe G 3k

Based on a tumblr prompt in which Eric Bittle becomes a famous competitive figure skater whom Jack Zimmermann develops a celebrity crush on.

Jack isn't interested in a Falconers' PR opportunity to be on a reality show ... until he finds out who he'd appearing with.

If Pies Could Talk E 3k

Jack wants to ask Bitty something but he can't find the words. If pies could talk, they'd call him a lovable failboat.

#pickericbittleup G 1k

Everyone has an opinion about Jack Zimmerman figure skating with another man on television. Tater records his reaction in a Falconers' publicity video. 

(Companion Piece to Call, Me Maybe)

Each Time You Close Your Eyes T 1k

“Do you talk in your sleep?” Jack asks over frittata the next morning. Bitty’s cheeks pink up and his eyes get huge. “Oh lord, did I?” “I think so, Bits. You tried to tell me something about pineapples at three a.m.”

Casual Gaming E <1k

Can Bitty distract Jack from his phone?

Harringrove

Give In To Him  (entire series) E 13k

Follows Billy and Steve’s relationship development from roommates to more...

Hargrove T 13k

“Chief?”

“Yeah?” Hopper responded. It was barely eight o’clock; he’d just made it to the office.

“Principal Wallace needs you down at the high school. The Hargrove kid’s sleeping in his car again, and they can’t get him to wake up.”

Jim Hopper Always Knows T 2k

Four times Hopper is pretty sure Billy and Steve are a thing, and one time he's DEFINITELY sure. aka: how Hopper figured out Steve and Billy were together 

Parkner

PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT WIP G 60k

When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.

The Corruption of Peter Parker, by Harley Keener E 3k

Harley had meant to intimidate Tony’s intern -that’s the only reason he wore his nice jeans with the stupid maroon shirt that brought out his eyes. He even gelled his hair, for fucksake. Except, the moment he actually saw Peter Parker, baby blue sweater layered over a button up, jeans ripped where the extra fabric dragged as he walked, he threw that plan out the window. OrHarley really wants to fuck Peter so hard that he’s crying for it. He settles for wooing the fuck out of him instead, and maybe making Peter cry when the younger begs him for it.

Baby, Look What You've Done To Me 

T 1kHarley was set in his mind. He wouldn't be pursuing anything with Peter. Yeah, maybe some mildly flirting here and there that honestly went over Peter's head because he was too shy and innocent for his own good, but that was about it.Until Harley saw Peter wearing one of his sweaters that was basically swallowing Peter's small frame.Or: Peter wears Harley's sweater and he loses it.

Broken Promises and Needy Omegas

E 1k

Afterwords, when Harley was pressed up against the omega’s back, knot stuck deep as Peter purred and preened, the alpha sighed as he realized he had backed out of his promise, yet again. Peter was content now, but the shitstorm was coming. OrHarley gets really overwhelmed when Peter tries to ride him. Also, Tony wishes he could bleach his brain.

Stucky

Bucky Barnes and His 1001 Fetishes (or at least eight of them) WIP E 60k

Bucky Barnes is an out and proud, completely unashamed kinkster of epic proportions. From panties to gags to weird, alien dick sex toys--he's game for it all.He's

definitely

game for raining down kinky fiery hell on his new crush: Professor Steve Rogers.

A History of Birds NR 2k

"You look like him," Bucky says. No prompting, no nothing. He just speaks, like this is a thing he does.

"What?" Steve asks. He didn’t really hear it, too stunned by the fact that words were coming out of Bucky’s mouth to understand their meaning.

"You look like him. So did Pierce." His voice is soft, gravelly from disuse. "Is that why they picked you?"

Steve’s heart plunges like an elevator with the cables cut. “Buck, it is me.”

The hard line of Bucky’s mouth softens just a little. “Sure,” he says.

Winterspider? (idk the ship name)

just in case you fall in love with that boy in your chemistry class

WIP E 20k

A collection of mostly unrelated drabbles and blurbs in a Peter Parker/Bucky Barnes high school au. Each chapter is an independent fic/concept, chapters labeled and all contain individual summaries, ratings, + warnings/notes. 

I write 'em as they come. I've got lots planned, but there's no main plot or end goal here, just a relatively non-chronological compilation of generally unconnected, short fics and headcanons. Tags will be updated as I go. Welcome to my trash bin, let's get fucked

**also, its an unpopular ship but if anybody has any prompts that'd be sick

[im-a-goner--foryou]

Hear me out,,,, dark!tony as like a priest or something at a boys catholic school and peter is his student and one day in confession peter tells tony he has homosexual thoughts and like tony makes him tell him who he is and ends up fucking him as like a way to cleanse him or something?? Idk

((satan, seeing me sin for the 48654th time and sighing as he adds another strike to my record: this bitch spending eternity in hell)) Peter’s parents are very religious people, so the very minute their son is old enough for education they’re shipping him off to a Catholic boarding school, well known for it’s strict unforgiving regime; and Peter is a naturally shy and meek boy, so combined with the harsh discipline there he becomes more obedient and eager to please than ever– in fact the preachers have always praised him for being so ‘pure’ and ‘untainted’.

And then the church of the school finds a new priest after the last one resigned, a man by the name of Tony Stark; with a mysterious and slightly disconcerting aura and unreadable dark eyes, but his records are impressive and he’s very experienced so they hire him. At Tony’s very first day of work he stands behind the altar, watching all the students file in, and immediately his predatory gaze is drawn to a young boy in the mass, fresh-faced and so delicate, like one of an angels’. The sweet polite boy who always greets everyone with a shy smile and a small bow, who’s eyes are the prettiest amber huge and innocent, hair a mussed and floppy hazel brown with a particularly stubborn curl falling into his eyes everytime Peter would glance up occasionally to peer through tangled fluttering lashes. “Yes, Father Stark?” he’d question, voice lilting softly, and Tony would replay that exact image, picture of innocence, when in bed every night; a calloused hand wrapped around his rock-hard weeping cock as he thrusts his hips up, eyes squeezed shut so he can visualise glassy syrup eyes looking up at him and rosy pink lips wrapped tight around his cock. The name of his dirtiest fantasy, that walking temptation dressed in religious whites– is Peter. And Tony’s instantly decided that the boy would be his, his to kiss and touch and admire; his to ruin.

Peter is undoubtedly innocent, and it speaks volumes about the priest that the very thought of tainting the boy arouses him so much. Because it does, when Peter would drop to his knees to pray with his hands clasped atop his thighs and thin lips forming around f words of the Lord, seeking for His protection from dark shadowy figures of the devil and not knowing that the very man reading from the Bible at the front of the church is who he needs protection from the most. But Peter trusts him; oh, he is completely devoted to Tony, the kind priest with his strong yet gentle hands and words of wisdom, always offering the right solutions to all of his problems and dirty sins. Which is why he always picks Father Stark’s sessions at the confessional booth, seeking redemption from the man he trusts irrevacably; spilling his deep secrets and admitting aloud his filthiest fantasies that are mere child’s play to the priest seated behind the screen.

“Father Stark,” Peter would whimper almost tearfully, “I– I’ve been having the wrong thoughts again, please forgive me.”

“Tell me of them, child,” Tony would reply as the boy opposite him sits, unknowing of the slow movements of his hand against his crotch, the priest grinding the heel of his palm roughly against his cock through the material of his robes; because he just can’t stand it, being so close to his prettiest temptation with just a piece of wood separating them both.

“I’ve been having impure thoughts,” Peter admits softly, clearly ashamed, and Tony has to repress the moan clawing its way up his throat. He lets out a pained hiss instead, one that the boy clearly misinterprets as disgust– for his next words come out in a tumbled rush, high and pleading. “Oh Father, I don’t know what to do, I… I’ve tried reciting phrases all night, completing all my penance, but they don’t work. There’s something wrong with me.”

Tony bites his lip so harshly he tastes blood, heat pooling heavy in his stomach and rushing through his veins, blood pounding in his ears. He can’t take it anymore; doesn’t want to resist temptation any longer. It’s finally time, time to reap the sweet fruits of his efforts. Everything he’s done since he first laid eyes on Peter was all for this moment, and he will wait no longer. Standing up onto his feet, he slides the door of his side of the confessional booth open and steps out, hearing the hitch of breath from the other side. With shaking fingers, he draws the curtain on the other end; revealing the huddled boy inside, huddled against the walls, honey eyes bright with tears.

“I-I’m sorry,” Peter sniffles, blinking up at him, small hands fisted in his robes that Tony yearns to tear from his body, to reveal the porcelain-pale skin so unmarked and pretty that he’s only previously gotten flashes of. The priest steps in, cornering him closer to the wall; the surrounding walls forcing them into close proximity, their breaths loud and heavy in the shared air.

“It’s alright, Peter,” Father Stark says, voice low and rough, as he reaches down to clasp the teen’s quivering chin, using a finger to tilt his teary face upwards; marveling at flushed cheeks and plump red lips parted slightly. “I’ll cleanse you of all your sins. Make you pure. Just open that pretty little mouth wider for me.”

[spelviin]

endgame thoughts, not because i think i have anything valuable to say abt it, more just bc i want to get my initial unsullied opinions out before various overly nitpicky or overly praisy internet thinkpieces come around

okay so. first of all, i’m tired to death of the way folks talk about the mcu. like, it’s either a godly feat of everything and the most important thing ever or the literal devil incarnate and the source of all evil in this world. i am literally so fucking bored of both these perspectives and have zero time for either of them. 

yes, the mcu is emblematic of a lot of problems in the current state of the film medium as a whole. yes, it is also a really cool feat of storytelling that a whole bunch of movies spanning a whole bunch of years could all come together and culminate in a big huge blowout finale. yes, it could have been far better, but yes, it also could have been far worse. 

i wasn’t a fan of thor being a punchline in this film. like, the whole “lol thor fat” thing was like, really tired and not cool. and the fact that his genuine moments of expressing grief and the significant trauma he’s been through were played off for laughs more often than not bc “lol thor supposed to be big many man but he’s crying like a wimpyboy instread.” like, fucking please. it’s 2019 and other male characters were allowed to be shown crying and processing their trauma but thor’s??? not allowed for some reason??? anyway they did him dirty in this movie and i’m not super pleased abt that. 

i didn’t like that they fridged natasha. i’m not a fan of scarjo so much these days, but i did like natasha. 2012 me adored her and was 100000% behind her as the Only Woman (despite being miffed that she was the Only Woman) and i really liked her character and redemption arc through the films that she appeared in. and like, i get the justification for fridging her. like i get that she was this assassin who killed a bunch of folks and in the end, not only wiped out the red in her ledger, but saved the whole damn universe in doing so. i get that. i’m just annoyed that they literally went and fridged the Only Woman to give the boys manpain before the third act. 

speaking of the ladies.... the One Scene Where Women Get To Do Things. my god. the critical feminist part of my mind greatly resented the obvious lip service of that scene, and the fact that the ladies only got the one shining moment before we got back to the sausage fest. but lord, the lesbian part of my mind hella enjoyed it. like i was legit bouncing in my seat like YESSSS FUCK EM UP LADIES i was just completely stoked. 

and my god. MY GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT CAROL’S HAIRCUT AKA A GIFT TO THE LESBIANS. THIS MOVIE HAS MANY SINS BUT WE CAN ALL THANK IT FOR THAT HAIRCUT. (and again, feminist me is like, hey, dont focus on her appearance, focus on the important shit she did in singlehandedly turning the battle around for everyone, but lesbian lizard brain is hhhhhhhhhhhhh girl hot)

anyways. 2012 me was a month out of a major jaw surgery when i saw the first avengers, puffy faced, on heavy painkillers, and unable to eat any solid foods, and just generally weak and miserable. i dragged myself to the theatre and i smiled the whole way through that movie bc even though i was feeling super shitty, that 360 shot of the team made me so excited and happy. so happy that i watched and rewatched a bootleg download over what was probably the worst summer of my life, and it made me happy and gave me hope, dumb as that may sound. 

i havent watched the first avengers movie in a long time, and i’m not sure if i’d feel the same way seeing it now. remembering how it felt then still makes me happy, but seeing that same 360 shot repeated in endgame didnt stoke much emotion. tumblr fandom took a lot of my avengers joy away. the drama and character hate and constant complaining and cringe culture bullshit exhausted me. and the recent turns of the mcu also contributed to that. a lot of things contributed to it, i guess. but i dont feel as happy as i once did. so a lot of this movie rang a little bit hollow, needless to say. 

that being said, though, i did feel a little flicker of that joy. for all the movie’s and the franchise’s faults, of which there are many, i can say that the moment where all those portals opened up and the revived characters stepped though, i felt that happiness again. i legit almost cried when i saw shuri’s silhouette step out of that circle. that moment when the score came in with that booming version of the avengers theme, i was 2012 me again, just for a moment, and i think that’s worth something. to me, that’s worth something. so for all its sins, i thank the movie for that. 

this is rly rambly and im tired so im just gonna say 2 more things. things i’m not personally super invested in, but other people are, and so i feel i need to have an opinion on em.

first is bucky. i fucking adore him, and i am kinda miffed that he got like, no interactions with steve. i know steve/peggy is the canon ship, i knew it was always endgame (heh) and that stucky is just a fandom thing. but god damn it, even if they were never gonna have their relationship go there (which tbh i literally never even came close to expecting to happen) it still feels a little bit unfair to have steve basically ignore probably the most important person in his life. like, i know he wanted to live his happy straight life with peggy, and passing on the shield and identity of captain america to sam is super important, and i loved that moment and would never begrudge him that bc i adore sam. i was just... really sad that bucky had to get kinda shafted for that. (literally all i was saying in the last half hour was “but where’s bucky? but what about bucky?” our boy deserved better. 

second is tony. tony tony tony. i know folks have a lot of strong feelings about him, both ways. i know of folks who think he’s the scum of the earth for some dumb reason, and i personally know others who think the entire mcu should revolve around him, for equally dumb reasons. i’m more neutral. i think he’s a good character who made questionable decisions in the past. i feel for him and his struggles with PTSD. i respect him as a character in-universe and also for what he and RDJ accomplished. like, if he hadn’t hit it out of the park with that first movie like a fucking decade ago, none of this would have been possible, and i think that’s pretty damn cool, regardless of feelings on the monster juggernaut the mcu has turned into. basically, i know some folks are maliciously rejoicing at his death while complaining that he got a hero’s send-off when he is a Bad And Not Morally Pure Man, which is. boring. and other people (namely one who i know personally in my family) who are mad because he is an Angel and deserved the Best Happy Ending Because No Bad Things Are Allowed To Happen To This Perfect Boy. i’m not here for either opinion. i’m okay that he died (peter crying over him did get to me in a huge way, but i think tom holland just has a power that if he’s crying, i’m crying so idk). i think it’s cool that he got to save everyone and got a heroic and well deserved send off. this isnt a revolutionary opinion i just wanted to throw it out there bc im bored with the polarization. 

and... yeah? i think that’s it? sorry, im really tired and this probs doesn’t make sense but i just felt like i had to get the initial reactions and feelings down before the thinkpieces get to me lmao. 

oh, also nebula deserved better 2kforever i just love her a lot and want her to be happy and not suffer, kthxbye 

[thehiccupwhisperer]

Endgame thoughts

long post, composed entirely of Endgame spoilers.  Not composed very well. 

on the whole, I super enjoyed the movie!  But there were a host of things that irked me, and I just want to get them out and in one place

So, in no particular order, things I didn’t like about Endgame!

Thor got turned into comic relief.  Obviously Thor can be funny.  Ragnarok proves this. I love Thor. He’s my favorite of the original lineup, despite his relatively weak standalones.  Do I mind that they made him fat? No. That lines up with his depression.  I just wish his loss in form wasn’t played for jokes constantly.  

The continued fucking hinting about Black Widow’s backstory.  

The contrivances to remove female characters from the first two thirds of the movie.  Specifically I mean Captain Marvel, who was foreshadowed as Nick Fury’s last hope in the post-credits scene, and then does nothing concrete in the movie besides play keep-away with Thanos for a moment.  The other really annoying thing was the absence of Shuri.  She didn’t die on-screen in Infinity War, so the writers decided to have her be dead, but also didn’t confirm it on-screen in Endgame! She just comes strolling out of a portal with T’Challa (who did get snapped) and Okoye (who didn’t get snapped).  I assume this is to cement Tony Stark as the only person in the MCU who can (could) invent stuff? 

The big battle at the end was with a character who had no emotional ties to the main characters.  That Thanos had, at best, heard of the Avengers second-hand through Loki sometime around the events of the first Avengers movie, and then third-hand from other sources? He said that destroying the planet would be a joy for him, but it just would have meant more if he’d had history with the group.

“Endgame will have the first openly gay character!” when I heard this, I assumed it would be a named character.  Or that they’d be in more than one scene. Or effect the plot.  

Peter’s goodbye to Tony was a lot more emotional than Pepper’s, and while Pepper’s came last and therefore had more cinematic weight.........it still says something that this kid who Tony’s known for a few months has a more defined relationship with him than Tony’s actual wife and longtime love interest.  

Idk if it hit the cutting room floor but there was ZERO way of telling who that kid in the funeral scene was (it’s the kid from iron man 3).

America’s ass. There were a few other fanservicey moments I didn’t really click with, but that one was the most obnoxious to me.

The fact that Steve didn’t say bye to Bucky.  Sam got a touching moment (which I am perfectly satisfied with) but the guy who Steve got into a civil war for didn’t get more than a jaunty wave? Really?  Maybe they didn’t want to telegraph Steve’s ending before he zapped away.

Oh I’m back on Captain Marvel.  Why was there zero anything about like...how she got there, and how they all got to know each other? Last we saw of her, she was basically breaking into the Avenger’s compound, and then suddenly everyone’s fine with each other? It was a bit jarring.   

In general I don’t like how the movies have treated Black Widow. ’ They just toss us these tidbits about her ~dark and mysterious backstory~ and hammer home how she’s pragmatic to a fault and avoids connections.  That’s fine, but constantly implying that, oh something REALLY COOL happened once, is a thing I don’t appreciate.  And I never really got any attachment to the character, so the weight of her death didn’t feel all that earned to me.  However that’s more a fault of the previous movies than this one? I just wanted to mention it.

They....erased the Hulk as his own entity? “Nah it’s all Bruce now” like why though.  If you wanted him to gain control of Hulking out, then just....get the two of them to communicate? and have a relationship? 

Oh also there were a lot of things I liked, and here’s a list of the standouts.

Stuff I liked

That Black Widow got to lower her emotional walls for a bit. After so many movies of her being a cold hardass, seeing her break down a bit was nice.  

Literally every second Nebula was on screen, and every word out of her mouth.

I actually liked the scene between Bruce and the Ancient One? It was a retrieval that was just conversation.  So was the mind stone retrieval, but that was deception, so I’m glad they had one where one good guy just asks another good guy for a thing.

I liked the comment’s between Steve and Steve.  “I can do this all day” “Yeah I know!” That was gold.  

omg hawkeye actually got screentime!

The moments where Thor wasn’t the butt of the joke.  Notably when he beheads Thanos, and when he talked to his mother.  

I liked Steve’s ending.  I did.  

The opening with Hawkeye! I knew what was going to happen as soon as the scene started, but I loved it nonetheless.  

Oh, the reaction of the Nebulas when Thanos said “thank you, daughter,” both the 2023 version and the 2014 version.  It told a lot about how she’d grown as a character.  

Thanos’ hilariously ineffective headbutt against Captain Marvel.  Try again, motherfucker.  

I loved all those little moments of humanity.  Bruce giving Scott his Taco Bell.  And the bit with the kids in the diner.  The game with Tony and Nebula in the ship, or Nebula putting Tony on the chair.  And all those little beats where the plot wasn’t advanced but we just got to know people a little bit better.  

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Percicoverse Portraits

I FINISH THEM!!! OK! so people here are the pairings that are in the percicoverse

Percico = Percy Jackson and Nico Di Angelo (obviously)  Charles(Charlie) Jackson Di Angelo, Bianca Jackson Di Angelo,  Mare Jackson Di angelo and Zöe Jackson Di Angelo

Jasiper= Jason Grace and Piper Mclean Silena Grace Mclean, Artur Grace Mclean, Windy Grace Mclean

Reynabeth = Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano and Annabeth Chase Luke Chase Ramirez Arellano

Franzel = Frank Zhang and Hazel Levesque Samuel(Sammy) Zhang Levesque

and of course the crack ship 

Willeo = Will Solace and Leo Valdez (the 2 otp) Tony Solace Valdez, Peter Solace Valdez

Louchel = Rachel Elizabeth Dare and Lou Ellen Blackstone Lindsey Blackstone Dare

Thalypso= Thalia Grace and Calypso

more about the ships under the cut (it’s long)

Ok so Everyone knows that percico is my OTP and i’m planning to write an story so please be a little more patient writing is hard AF. Stories about the other ships will be here soon too. but i’m going to give you some answers of why i ship them of how they came to be.

percico, yeah the story is coming and all that yada yada, the reason i ship them is because ...it’s kind of funny but before i read pjo i start looking at pjo ship and so the only name i remembered at the time was percico so i search it and it was kind of my favorite ship. then i read pjo and i realize they wheren’t canon and i got sad i’m not gonna lie. i continue reading the saga and i was still in the percico side, i did like percabeth but percico always was my number one ( and i got more attach because i got identify with nico cause i fell in love with a daughter of poseidon*cough* what?). and so like the fangirl i was i when to tumblr and search for fan art and stuff, viria became my number one artist and i praised tora and koe (cosplayers of Percy and Nico) and so on, so on. When i finish reading hoo i was disappointed of how all the love that nico had for percy and the bonding percy and nico had just.. puff disappear. Cause everyone that ship percy and nico know they have a lot of potential and they can be a amazing and cute couple because they complement so good each other. And so the percico become my ultimate OTP and that’s why i do all this art and the ask, cause the percico needs more love.

Jasiper!. i really don’t have much to say about them, they appear in Hoo and i just in an instant i loved the pairing. they made so good chemistry and how Jason is there for Piper and Piper for Jason, how they worry for each other just! awww <3.  i liked pipabeth and jeyna too but idk, it just wasn’t my cup of tea and i stick with the canon. Sorry pipabeth and jeyna fans maybe next time.

Reynabeth Ok this one does need a lot of explanation cause reyna and Annabeth don’t interact a lot in the books and they don’t have really a lot of bonding moments. At first i didn’t know who would have made good chemistry with annabeth, yeah percy does have chemistry with her but that’s not the point. I thought about pipabeth but then again the Jasiper was there and my head was like “don’t move my jasiper”. so i didn’t. I start to think about the character of pjo and then i remember Reyna, at first i wasn’t that convinced about it but then i remember how in the book Annabeth trust Reyna and so my mind start to move. Annabeth being scared and insecure because of tatarus and Reyna being the one that is there for her and sing her some lullaby song so Annabeth could sleep and Annabeth being there for Reyna when she talk about her heart broken. how they would make a good team in battle and how both would protect each other with there life. I think you get what i’m thinking. how both can complement each other pretty well. so i ship it and it came to be part of the percicovers

Franzel IT’S THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE COUPLE I HAVE EVER SEE, IT’S IMPOSIBLE NOT SHIP THEM. oh! and the Hazel and Leo ship ( idk how does it call) is an adorable and cute ship too. i kind of ship them too but sorry, the canon win in this one.

now the crack ships!!

Willeo i don’t really know who exactly they came to be but i do remember reading the Hoo books and looking at the caleo ship, no offence it’s a good and cute ship but i didn’t like it, i don’t know they just...they didn’t connect in my head. “But Dragon they have a lot of chemistry yada yada yada” I know they have chemistry. that’s why i say it’s a good ship. but still, i just... i didn’t do click for me. And i was like, I’m not going to leave Leo alone?!. leave my baby without a couple and feel like the 7 wheel again?! nu-uh! so i thought and thought! who can be with leo?. Will solace came to my head and i start work!. how they can be a really good couple cause they both cinnamon rolls. Leo is a mechanic so that’s mean he have to work with a lot of heavy things and stuff, and it’s obvious that he would hurt himself with something soon or late. and i imaginate Will being worry and become overprotective everytime he hurt himself and evertime leo comes to his cabin he don’t let no one touch Leo, cause he is his doctor and no one else. Leo being afraid of feeling thing for Will cause loving someone of the same sex where he come from is wrong and Will being there to comfort him and helping him to love himself and be proud of who he is. And i’m not going to say a lot of details cause i’m going to write how they came to be too so please wait.

Louchel or Rachellen. I truly think i have to tell you a real reason why i ship them and stuff but this one really doesn’t have a lot of story. i just thought “the oracle and a daughter of hecate would be a pretty cool ship” and i ship them. no biggy.

Thalypso so since Leo is with Will i was like....”wait Calypso is alone!!” i was not going to leave my babe alone. so i thought about who was the one that didn’t have a couple yet. Thalia Grace “Oh yeah i see where this can go pretty well! Brain go back to work!” Calypso just got tired of boys broking her heart and she was just like “Fuck it no more boyfriends” , Leo and she still friend tho don’t worry. Thalia came to the camp to visit and become friend with Calypso, Thalia helps Calypso cure her broken heart and Calypso just feel in love with her. Leo was the first one that notice and he just bother her with it a lot. Calypso was the first one that notice that Leo fell in love with Will , so she could bother him too. But of course Thalia is a hunter of Artemis so she has to go and Calypso was sad so she just “Thalia!!, can i come with you?!!” “ oh..hm....are you sure?” “I am!” “ok then” and so yeah Calypso turn into a hunter too and the Thalypso came to be.