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getofy · 3 years

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kuroo as your best friend would include...

genre: headcanons, fluff | wc: 2k | pairing: kuroo x gn!reader cw: brief mentions of alcohol/implied underage drinking; platonic hcs; no spoilers!

DISCLAIMER: i based y/n off of me so some of the hcs are going to include y/n acting in an introverted manner. i did try my best to be as neutral as possible though!

a/n: im genuinely obsessed with the idea of me and kuroo being BEST FRIENDS. maybe it’s the kenma kinnie in me, but i know he’d literally love me so much. my bsf!kuroo brainrot is so bad guys. it’s not a joke anymore. anyways, headcanons are below the cut :]

btw, this is not proofread. so uh...sorry about that.

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BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH HIM SOUNDS LIKE:

01. REST MY CHEMISTRY by INTERPOL

02. SLOW HANDS by INTERPOL

03. WEIRD SCIENCE by OINGO BOINGO

04. SHE WORKS OUT TOO MUCH by MGMT

05. ALIEN BLUES by VUNDABAR

06. THE QUEEN OF WHITE LIES by THE ORION EXPERIENCE

kuroo is an incredibly fun person to be around. his dynamic personality means that a friendship with him would be nothing short of absolutely incredible!! being acquainted with mr.rooster head would consist of...

-> HIM LOOKING OUT FOR YOU:

kuroo is totally the ‘big brother’ type of friend! tbh i hc him someone with a bit of a motherly vibe to him. like, not enough to classify him as a mom friend, but mans has def got some sort of milf energy surrounding him. literally tell me im wrong. maybe he’s like,,, a cool aunt that gets it? idk. anyways.

you’re in the talking stage with someone? you BET this man is vetting them to make sure they’re good enough for you

no stone will be left unturned

he’s so protective of u man he genuinely cares so much

he’ll be SUPERRRRR annoying abt it tho lol

-> HIM MAKING SURE YOU’RE COMFORTABLE:

he’s the type to stay by your side at a party full of people you don’t know :]

kuroo fr just wants to make sure ur feeling okay at ALL times!!

will also HAPPILY escort you out of an establishment if you’re feeling unsafe there

OKOK FUN SCENARIO TIME:

one night, ur social battery is running particularly low. you can’t leave since kuroo is the host, so you do what any reasonable person would do in that situation...

you decide to rot in a corner until the end of the party

your plan to avoid everyone and everything had been going well...that is, until a certain bed-headed man sees you

not having any of your introverted mood, he comes up to you

KUROO: what’s got you in a mood tonight? you should loosen up and dance with me right now!!!

Y/N: no thanks

KUROO: not even for meeeee?

Y/N: especially not for you.

KUROO: cmon, just one and you’ll feel better.

Y/N: i sincerely doubt that.

this makes him frown, and the stupid little gears in his head start moving

KUROO: i’ll leave you alone for the rest of the night if you agree.

this catches your attention.

KUROO: i have the key to a bedroom you can hide in when we’re done

Y/N: let’s go.

after this little exchange happens, the two of you dance for way longer than one song and talk until you’re in a better mood.

he does let you slip away eventually to lay down though!!

hehe ily kuroo

-> HIM TAKING CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE NOT FEELING WELL:

okay ALSO he definitely brings you food and water to help you out after you’ve had too much to drink/are low on energy. he is a man of science so he understands the importance of hydration when ur feeling awful!!!

will stay RIGHT by your side until you’re feeling better

refuses to leave

-> HIM CONSTANTLY NAGGING YOU:

it’s partially bc he likes helping you but also bc he loves watching you get all annoyed at him tbh

whether it’s to remember to eat or to do your homework, he’s always got something to remind you of

very much enjoys lecturing you about the awful chemicals companies put into their food

if you wear makeup he’ll check the ingredients that are in your products and will TOTALLY lecture you if he finds something sketchy in them

KUROO: you’ve got to start paying more attention to the stuff you buy. this makeup’s gonna burn your face off!

Y/N: yeah yeah, whatever mom.

KUROO: MOM?!!? im just trying to save your LIFE here.

so dramatic gn

he cares so much about you and your well-being sobs

-> HIM ALWAYS TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU:

okay the only thing kuroo likes more than taking care of you is making fun of you tbh

he’ll go to SUCH lengths to mess w you

such a bad influence bruh

will literally encourage you to go talk to your crush drunk and then record you as you make a fool of yourself

(he’ll swoop in and save you before you completely ruin ur chances tho dw)

HE ACTS NEEDY TO MESS WITH YOU TOO. LIKE PURPOSELY WILL BE CLINGY AND STUFF TO ANNOY YOU.

also lowkey that’s just how he is bc he’s very attached to you but we won’t talk abt that

okay so like i think y’all would go to concerts together and buy matching merch lol (his idea, not yours)

anyways, he basically forces you to wear it to school (let’s pretend uniforms don’t exist here or it’s a free-dress day) makes it a POINT to let everyone know that the TWO of you guys are MATCHING

kuroo: kenma!! look at mine and y/n’s shirts!!

he does this to embarrass you and he does it w the SMUGESTTTT grin on his face

like don’t get me wrong he’s still a nerd but like,,, kuroo has some tricks up his sleeve fs

literally ALWAYS throwing funny little side comments about you into the conversation too. 100%.

WOULD ALSO TEACH U VOLLEYBALL JUST TO MAKE FUN OF HOW MUCH U SUCK PLS

I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE WOULD MAKE IT HIS PERSONAL MISSION TO EMBARRASS YOU AT LEAST ONCE A DAY. SUCH A LITTLE INSTIGATOR THIS MAN IS BRUH.

it’s okay you and kenma get him back for it later

-> HIM COMFORTING YOU:

after you break up with your s/o or smth, he’ll fr let you cry into his chest for HOURS!!!!!

you and him have really good boundaries, so you’re both okay with being physically close to each other.

always has the right thing to say too

will stroke ur hair and be like, “oh, y/n, it’ll be alright. just let it all out. it’s not healthy to keep it in.”

he’s so. MAN!!!

very good listener too

will listen to you vent and be happy that you came to him for support.

-> HIM HELPING YOU OUT WITH SCHOOL:

THIS FEELS OBVIOUS BUT LIKE IF UR STRUGGLING WITH ACADEMICS HE LITERALLY JUMPS AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO TUTOR YOU

lowkey just wants to show off how smart he is lol

no but okay fr he wants to see you succeed in every capacity

will stay up super late on call with you the night before the test and walk you through the ENTIRE unit

he’ll be lecturing you in a sleepy voice :(( i love him so much guys pls

sometimes he gets a little overly excited and you have to remind him to slow down though

“kuroo, please, speak english.”

also if he’s in the year above you, he’ll fs lend you his work as reference

he’s super thorough with his assignments too and always gets good marks so you can def trust him

literally ENJOYS helping you out with this kind of stuff and makes it known so you never feel like a burden

-> YOU HYPING HIM UP/GIVING HIM ADVICE:

i feel like i’ve only been focusing on what he does for you so let’s change that lol

i have INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC headcanons for what it would be like helping kuroo pull someone he really likes

like okay you would carry him through the WHOLE thing.

this man has no game at all so he HAS to listen to whatever you say bc he’ll ruin his shot with if he doesn’t.

for example, when he gets nervous, he tends to use SUPER big words.

you had to have a whole talking-to with him about it bruh it was that big of an issue

Y/N: kuroo, stop using words no one understands when you’re flirting. you sound pretentious, not smart.

KUROO: harsh. does my extensive vernacular intimidate you?

Y/N: no, but you’ll probably die alone if you keep this attitude of yours up.

KUROO: hmph

anyways he’ll talk to you for HOURS about how much he’s interested in and you’ll hype him up if he’s feeling insecure about whether or not they’ll like him back

this could make for a rlly good ‘they’re both idiots’ thing tbh

like kuroo is venting to you about his crush (you) but you’re oblivious to it lol

okay anyways

it’s not only with dating advice though!! a lot of the times, he’ll come to you with problems—whether they be about volleyball, home life, whatever—and ask for your input

he values your opinion IMMENSELY

holds on to every word you say

thanks you for being such a good friend afterwards too

love you bestie kuroo

he just,,, trusts you. A LOT.

MISC HEADCANONS!

-> he thinks your music taste is REALLY cool

he tries his best to send you songs he thinks remind you of him!! but he’s lowkey kind of insecure about the stuff he listens to so he’ll text either kenma or tsukishima for confirmation as to whether or not the song is acceptable to send to you.

kuroo cannot deal with the relentless teasing that would ensue if he sent you a ‘cringey’ song.

he’ll add all the songs you recommend to him on a playlist. he holds your opinion in high regard.

unfortunately, this playlist is called ‘good vibes’. needless to say, you were incredibly disappointed in him when you found out. the conversation went a little smth like this...

Y/N: “kuroo. you are NOT putting [insert song name here] on a playlist with the word ‘vibe’ in it.”

KUROO, pouting: “why not??”

Y/N: “it’s the rules.”

-> one time, somebody asked if you two were dating, and you both straight up laughed for HOURS about it

if you want some angst, imagine kuroo having a crush on you and faking his amusement so you don’t catch on to the fact that he desperately wants you to be his

-> you and kenma have this strange alliance with each other .

both bully kuroo RELENTLESSLY.

someone has to put him in his place

kenma also 100% acts like he likes you more than his childhood friend.

maybe it’s because he actually DOES like you more than kuroo

nah jk

#kurokensupremacy

lol

-> he wants to try everything you try

it’s partially out of genuine curiosity and partially because he thinks its funny.

you’re eating your favorite kind chips? he’s gonna dip his hand in the bag and shove a handful of them in his mouth—without asking to, might i add

you’re raving over this cool movie you watched over the weekend? he’ll go home, watch it, and drop a 4 page analysis essay on your desk the next day

he rlly likes indulging in the things you indulge in bc he appreciates your opinions on things

-> literally he’s the friend that’s an angel to your parents and then the WORST around you

needs no explanation. we all know it’s true.

-> he calls you about the RANDOMEST things

will literally FaceTime you in the dead of night to tell you about this interesting thing he read on a random science blog

it’s so annoying that you love him for it

calls you about anything and everything tbh

-> you’re super familiar with his team

while you’re not his s/o, kuroo does still want to show you off in some respect. he’s the type who’ll ramble for hours about you and all your interests. and since he’s always around his teammates, they’re the ones who hear it the most.

he loves telling them the story of how you guys met lol.

it got to the point where he was retelling how you guys met so much that yaku had to yell at him to shut up.

anyways

eventually, after practice one day, he introduces you to the team.

they think you’re very neat:] and it makes kuroo very happy to know that the team thinks you’re as cool as he thinks you are.

tl;dr: whether it be platonic or romantic, kuroo thinks the WORLD of you. he’ll be there for you through the thick and thin so long as you’re willing to put up with his less than desirable personality traits. have fun being besties with the best middle blocker (next to tsukishima) around!

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wychive · 4 years

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𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨

summary // you found your pile of ‘letters’ to hyunjin that contain thoughts that have never been said and decided to write to him one last time.

pairing(s) // hyunjin x gn!reader, hyunjin x oc, slight minho x reader

genre(s) // angst, letter fic

warning(s) // mentions of food, themes of being forgotten, vulgar wording, humiliation, overthinking

word count // 2.0k

author's note // happy birthday @noya-sannnn !! im sorry this was so late hhh you know how i am irl,, but i hope you enjoy this! i love you so much, jane <3 i apologize for the many grammar mistakes gn. i recommend listening to iu’s ending scene while reading this! btw y/n/n means your nickname.

[10/01/14, 3:55am]

dear jinnie,

hi there! it's y/n <3 i hope you're doing okay - i mean of course you are pfft anyways, just writing this short letter (more like paragraph) sort of as a venting mechanism? for things i cant tell you about lol im not so sure how you would call it, since you're so much better at words than i am. basically were like:

hyunjin: ow a brain freeze!

me: haha brain go brrrr

anyways haha yea <3 it's 4am so like,, ill see you at school!

signed,

your loser,

y/n/n

[15/02/14, 12:34am]

yo heartthrob!

im back with this kinda stuff haha it's been a whole? week? since ive written one of these so like yes..hi! i just wanted to say thanks, for today. you really know how to cheer me up huh? you really outdid yourself by setting up that little picnic for us. congrats on making the strawberry cake so perfectly <3 this day will always stay as a core memory in the back of my brain. you're too caring sometimes,,, istg you'll pay for this [maybe hugs?] >:)

signed,

your partner in crime,

y/n/n

[30/02/15, 01:29am]

jinnie-senpai~~

LMAO you hate me calling you that, doesn't change a thing though. hehe,, nways i hope you enjoyed your birthday present :) i got you that really cool skateboard that you wanted. i worked my ass off for that in my mother's garden so like,, you gotta thank me for that a thousand times :D nah jk, its a sincere gift, from me to you. i rarely do this for ANYONE so consider yourself lucky to have a best friend like me -3- also, seungmin is like….kinda the cutest person ever. introduce me to him pls, thank!

signed,

<your bestest friend3,

y/n

(p.s. you're kinda cute too,,,, ig,,, still stinkee tho)

[13/04/15, 9:04pm]

hey 'baby' (HAHAHA ihy for this)

i hope your day was okay! i didn't see much of you today (which was sort of a bummer but wtv) so like…. uh yea. you told me you were doing okay over text, which kinda surprised me because like?? we always video call lol this is kinda the first time,, but its okay, i trust you! (i really hope youre doing alright tho, i'll beat anyone up if they make you sad >:( ) you also called me 'sweetheart' today which was like…. omg wtf haha????????? that was so weird to me for some reason… a good kind of weird :D we haven't done those kinds of nicknames in a while so…. happy to know that they're back in session <3 i talked to the new girl today, she's really cool! like she knows the bean song on tiktok so like its a total win heh, ill introduce you to her tomorrow! you'll love her a lot

signed,

your 'lover',

y/n/n

[08/06/16, 10:23pm]

hey howl (hehe go back to that movie night we had)

this spring break sucks so much,, esp because youre not here (you still couldve brought me along :'[ ) but wtv i hope youre enjoying yourself. ive been hanging out with yeonnie lately and i found out she likes conan grey too like pls i love her sm. can we adopt her?? please???? she told me you guys have been video calling too and that makes me so happy!! you two are getting along so well aaa my precious babies </3

what if you developed a crush on her? haha…..jk unless?? (no jk dont shes all mine, stay away >:) ) anyways, i hope the three of us hang out soon. maybe go to that ice cream parlour where they serve the best cookies and cream?

signed,

your daisy,

y/n/n

[19/07/15, 01:23am]

peepee poopoo hello

heyheyhey!! (heh, haikyuu thingz) i hope youre doing okay! i mean sure you are, with everything going so well. also i feel like you're not telling me something. maybe it's just me? is it? i hope it is because you tell me everything,, we've been talking less these days but its okay! i know how busy you are, especially with your dad always bugging you,,

also, i think yeonbin likes you :0,, she keeps talking about you whenever we hang out. don't get me wrong, its not bad that she likes you but...something doesn't feel right. i feel like i'm being the third wheeler here and like ugh idk. haha laughs yea i think its just me.. im sorry, i didnt mean to do you like this,, anyways, ill see you soon + her too ofc- yall are inseparable lmao

signed,

your moonlight,

y/n/n

[23/07/15, 01:56am]

greetings, kind sir

lol more like mean sir but like aight KSKSK,, anyways,, how have you been? we haven't really talked in a while,, our convos are always so short with it being one-sided :/ i wish you were online more. yeonnie is ignoring me,, do you know why? i think you do,,, but when i asked you just said you didnt know. did i do something wrong? pls tell me..

she blocked my contact the other day and she won't even smile at me when i pass her in the hallways. its,, sad and stressful especially because she was the only one that would genuinely talk to me. i hate to say this,, but i miss you. us, hanging out like the best trio we are, yknow? but i dont think you miss me the same way. sorry, im getting out of hand. i know im just overreacting. im just gonna sleep ig,, good night! sweet dreams,,

signed,

your pink lemonade,

y/n/n

[25/07/15, 03:25am]

hi there

i heard you and her got together?? congrats, jinnie! im so proud of you,, especially because you never had even considered getting a girlfriend a few months earlier lmaO you really woo the ladies huh? anyways,, i hope you've been well since we last talked,, how many days has it been?? i would say nearly a week or so but honestly it feels like a hundred years,, considering you and i used to talk every day. but you have her now to keep you company.

keep this a secret but can you possibly tell me why it hurts when i see her? or when i mention her or even think of her?? is it because she's connected to you? but.. you're my best friend, so why? is it because i miss you? is it because im alone now? is it because you left me with a simple 'i have to go now,, bye y/n/n.'? im not sure either. im being silly, i apologize. ill figure it out sooner or later. sweet dreams, jinnie

signed,

your asswipe,

y/n

[25/07/15, 04:30am]

jinnie

it's because i love you.

signed,

your butterfly,

y/n

[??/08/??, 05:??am]

you

i miss your lame jokes. i miss your smile. i miss your laughs. i miss your funny faces. i miss the way your eyes twinkle. i miss th way you would make me happy just by doing the bare minimum. i miss the disaster you made when cooking breakfast. i miss the night when you snuck me out just to go to that pretty lantern event. i miss when you would call out my name everytime we met. i miss when we would share earbuds in train rides. dont you get it, hyunjin? i miss you.

[??/??/15, ??:??am]

asshole.

please tell me that isn't true, please. you're too kind to do these kinds of things, right? + i was your best friend,, then, why, why did you hurt me like this. i didnt do anything wrong.. you couldve just told me you didnt like me,,, why did she have to tell me? out of all people.

youre so pathetic for this,, i thought you were brave, bold - but youre just a fucking coward. i loved you, i really did. and i realised too late… im sorry. she,, i shouldn't have talked to her in the first place, right? i bet you knew she humiliated me, in front of everyone. of course you did, you were the only one that knew. you told her. fuck, i hate you so much (yet why do i long for you on a night like this?). you know how much that'll affect me and yet, there you are, laughing about it with her.

signed,

fuck off,

you know who i am.

[31/08/15, 03:41am]

ah, jinnie

please tell me this is just a nightmare. please, please. stop just reading my texts, please answer them. jinnie. i miss you so much. i dont care bout her, please just let me be in your arms. i dont care if you love me back, please just talk to me at least. tell me what i did wrong,, jinnie,, please,,, clear these tear stains on my cheek with kisses.

signed,

your fuck-up,

y/n

[15/09/15, 04:59am]

jinnie

why do i keep crying because of you? its been a few weeks since everything has happened. please, nothing has changed. i still love you the same even with all the hatred i have pent up in this stupid brain of mine. i wish i could just walk back in time, to where it all began.

when i first met you in third grade and you pushed me while playing soccer or maybe when we took those ridiculous prom pictures, remember those? i hope you still have them,, because i do too. i hope the pictures of us on your wall still hang there,, it'll remind you of the happy times. hm,, maybe you don't need them.

you already have millions of pictures with you and her,, i bet you printed some and replaced those with ours right? sly dog.

signed,

friend,

y/n/n

[04/02/16, 12:57am]

hey

i went to the park today and saw both of you being happy. it's nice to see your smile again. im sorry i didnt go up to you,, i just thought it would be awkward. when i heard that adorable laugh of yours, it made me realise that i lost something special. but it's okay isnt it? as your happiness matters more than mine.

signed,

y/n

[06/01/20, 08:00pm]

dear hyunjin,

im doing fine here. how about you? gosh,, how long has it been? years? since we last talked to each other. i havent heard from you since. i would just like to say i still think of you sometimes, when watering the plants or dancing while making pancakes. sometimes i think you're here with me too, just being the pals we were.

sometimes i'd see you out, just reading a book in the park or buying pasta sauce at the grocery store. it's nice to see you having a stable life. im not sure if you're still with her or not, but its good to know that you still have that large friend group. also! you're never gonna guess who im dating--

it's minho! do you remember him? the one that i used to hate,, uh yeah. he asked me out the other day- you may wonder how tf,,, i too do not know how tf but he gives the best hugs ever. he gave me the love i wanted from you. he stitched my heart back together after it broke,, i love him so much, jinnie..

it's snowing,, do you remember when we would skate on the frozen lake in front of your house? are your parents well? i wonder if your mother still has those earrings i bought for her birthday. i never told you this but your laugh and hers sound so similar.

i would just like to say thank you, for everything. you were a big part of my life, up until now. when we see each other after this, we would just be strangers. maybe flash a little smile or give a little wave whenever we greet each other but nothing more. some memories of us would flow in every now and then but it'll just be a short teaser. well, i'll be going now. smile for me, okay?

signed,

the one that loved you the most,

y/n.

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akechicrimes · 4 years

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7 or 71 for either shuake or yukamitsu [big eye emojis]

7. “I told you that I’d never leave you; I’m not going anywhere.”

On Goro’s thirty-fourth birthday at ten-thirty in the morning, Akira calls him at work and says, “Happy birthday, dear. I just got hit by a car, and I need to know what color bike you want.”

On Goro’s thirty-fourth birthday at ten-thirty in the morning, Akira calls him at work (which Goro dubiously eyeballs for a whole four seconds before picking up) and says, “Happy birthday, dear. I just got hit by a car, and I need to know what color bike you want.”

Well, neither Goro nor Akira own a car for Akira to drive, so that means Akira got hit on foot. Goro is very calm, and has no immediate panic response to that, because he’s a rational and responsible adult. “Are you dead?” Goro asks.

“Probably not.”

“And is there a reason you’re calling me instead of the ambulance?”

“Oh, I’m fine. I think I have a bruise on one of my legs, if that counts. But I was riding your bike when it happened, so the bike got totaled, so, you know. They’ve got the same model you had, but there’s tons of new colors, if you want pictures.”

Goro takes a very long, very deep breath. Goro is very, extremely calm. “Anything is fine,” he says. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

“Yeah, hundred percent. I even landed on my feet; you should’ve seen it.”

“You should go to the ER anyway,” says Goro, in a voice that is truly the epitome of calm.

“I mean, I guess I could, but that seems like a waste of time. And I don’t want to just leave your bike in the middle of the road.”

“Throw it away if it’s wrecked, then.”

“But it deserves a proper send-off.”

“You’re doing this to me on my birthday, Kurusu.”

“I’ll go to the ER if you go with me,” says Akira hopefully, who is a perennially bad influence who is of the opinion that Goro should have just said he’d be ‘working from home’ and spent the day with him.

Goro takes a look at his calendar, tallies up how many meeting he’d have to reschedule, and waits a whole five seconds before he lets himself say, “Fine,” because Akira just said that he’s fine and Goro isn’t upset and everything is so calm that Goro can wait five seconds before agreeing to leave work. “I’ll see you at Leblanc.”

“Wait, wait, which color for the bike? They’ve got green, blue, a red, a kind of fun rose-gold thing, which is a bit excessive considering it’s a bike, and teal, and a kind of blue and orange Naruto-y thing…”

“Anything is fine.” Goro stops. “Except the last one.”

“Red it is! See you in a bit.”

“Don’t ride that bike back to Leblanc,” says Goro, as if lightning might strike twice on the same day on the same man riding the same model bike of the same color, but Akira’s already hung up. Goro speed-drafts a rescheduling email, copy-pastes it to four different people, and then sprints out the office door without even a goodbye to his coworkers.

Friday, 11:16 AM

FUTABA: hey

FUTABA: hey goro

FUTABA: hey gorororororororororo

FUTABA: HEY MR AKECHI KURUSU

GORO: If it’s about the traffic accident, I heard about it.

GORO: I’m going back to Leblanc now.

FUTABA: no it’s smthg else

FUTABA: well it is about the accident but i got smthg else for u

FUTABA sent MOV19.mp4

FUTABA: ripped this from the traffic cam

GORO: Is this footage of the accident?

FUTABA: yeehaw

GORO: …Thank you for the offer, but I don’t know if I want to see this.

FUTABA: ok i hear u but i promise it’s hilarious

FUTABA: and also u might feel better if u see it

FUTABA: like idk what he told u on the phone but like

FUTABA: look the car even slowed down at the intersection

FUTABA: the dude was obeying traffic laws and everything he was doing something like ten under the speed limit

FUTABA: the car ENTIRELY missed akira

FUTABA: got the bike full on

FUTABA: and then he just rolls up across the hood and up the windshield like a looney toon

FUTABA: rip ur bike tho it just goes cronch

FUTABA: instant pretzel

FUTABA: ty bichael for ur sacrifice

FUTABA: also idk i figured you

FUTABA: might wanna see for urself that he’s okay

FUTABA: like u can see him stand up at the end and he’s not even confused or anything he’s super duper ok

FUTABA: he’s not bullshitting u over the phone and pretending he’s ok when he’s not ok

FUTABA: u know how he does lmao

GORO: …Huh.

GORO: He really did land on his feet for a whole second there, didn’t he?

FUTABA: yeah like a cat

FUTABA: it’s nuts tbh

FUTABA: and then he remembers he’s a human and falls on his ass LMAO

FUTABA: show it to morgana i want his professional kitty cat opinion on the matter

FUTABA: rate akira’s near death experience

FUTABA: also the driver was v nice and v apologetic and he gave akira his insurance

FUTABA: but i have his home address and work address and phone number and the name of his dog if you want it

GORO: Just the insurance will be fine.

FUTABA: kk

GORO: …And thanks for sending the video.

GORO: Even though I already knew he was fine.

FUTABA: you know those like

FUTABA: itty bitty teeny weeny micro dogs

FUTABA: that are like four and a half pounds

FUTABA: but they think they can take any mfer on the block out of sheer will alone

FUTABA: and theyve always got their eyeballs bulging out and they pick fights with 70 pound dogs

FUTABA: and they have only two emotions which are rage and anxiety and they shake constantly because theyre only four pounds and they have So Much Emotion and nowhere to put it so they vibrate at the speed of sound

GORO: Is this a metaphor about me.

FUTABA: it’s a metaphor about you

FUTABA: because i can hear your shaky angry anxious four pound vibrating all the way from the other side of tokyo

GORO: You are the smallest, angriest, most anxious person I know, who regularly picks fights with international hacking organizations and billion-dollar companies.

GORO: And I, somehow, am the angry shaky dog.

FUTABA: your husband got hit by a car on ur birthday

GORO: I know that.

GORO: I do not need to be reminded.

FUTABA: ah yeah

FUTABA: sorry

GORO: He’s fine.

GORO: He said he’s fine.

GORO: And from this footage, he’s more than fine.

FUTABA: he is super double extra fine with a side of fine

GORO: Unless this footage was in any way edited.

GORO: And unless he was faking his call, somehow.

GORO: In which case, I’m going to walk into Leblanc and find out that he was just pretending to be okay so he could hear my voice one last time and Leblanc will be swarming with police officers to break the news the newly bereaved.

GORO: But that’s not going to happen.

GORO: Because Akira is fine, and I’m perfectly fine.

FUTABA: im rly glad to hear my man

GORO: This footage isn’t edited, is it.

FUTABA: no

GORO: Are you very sure?

GORO: Videos are easily modified.

GORO: Would you even know if it was edited?

FUTABA: yes im a literal wizard of course i would know

FUTABA: where are u even getting this idea from

GORO: The entire series of events is unrealistic, isn’t it?

GORO: You said yourself that it was almost like something out of a cartoon.

GORO: The likelihood that someone gets hit by a car and comes out of it entirely no worse for wear is practically ridiculous.

FUTABA: i ripped that film straight from the cam it is entirely unedited

GORO: But how can you be sure? Did you see him in live camera?

FUTABA: i mean no but he texted me

GORO: What if that was his dying text.

FUTABA: i rly dont know if his dying text would have been the “i lived bitch” meme with the cat filter

FUTABA: he’s fine dude

FUTABA: that’s why i sent you the video

GORO: I KNOW he’s fine.

GORO: I’m asking if there’s any solid evidence.

FUTABA: THE VIDEO

GORO: I’m going to call him. Brb

FUTABA: so what he can tell you he’s fine AGAIN and you’ll be like

FUTABA: “oh but what if it was secretly a pod person who stole his body after he died tragically after calling me one last time to hear my voice”

FUTABA: he is FINE

FUTABA: like go ahead and call him if u want but

FUTABA: the only person who was gonna edit that footage was me

FUTABA: and if he were dead i would not be functioning enough to be doing any kinda photoshop like that

FUTABA: let alone LIE to you jesus christ!!!!!

FUTABA: god

FUTABA: i pronounce you King Shaky Dog

FUTABA: the tiniest and angriest and shakiest and most anxious four pound goblin

FUTABA: i will reclaim my title tomorrow

FUTABA: for now it’s my birthday gift to you

FUTABA: the title of Shaky Dog allows you to go absolutely apeshit and nobody will judge you

GORO: You know I hate birthday presents.

FUTABA: did you call akira

GORO: I hate birthday presents so much that I will be refusing my title as King Shaky Dog and will henceforth not be going ape shit.

FUTABA: ok so

FUTABA: i didnt mean to

FUTABA: get snippy with you or anything

GORO: It’s fine.

GORO: I wasn’t… exactly polite, myself.

GORO: So.

FUTABA: um

FUTABA: you really can call him if you want

FUTABA: there’s nothing wrong with that

FUTABA: between u and me……………………. i definitely did that more than once for a lot lesser reasons than someone getting hit by a car

GORO: My stop is in less than thirty seconds.

GORO: I will probably live.

FUTABA: lmao ok well

FUTABA: if u change ur mind about losing ur shit then please know i gave u that footage in the first place because i think if something like that happened to MY partner i would mcfreakin lose it

FUTABA: speaking of her

FUTABA: sumi says happy birth btw

FUTABA: but cuter because u know how she is

FUTABA: “happy birthday crow-senpai~~~~~~~~” in her shy voice that makes u wanna die

FUTABA: ofoogofhghhfoghfhhghfh g gh SUMI ur so cute ilysm

GORO: Tell her I said thanks.

GORO: And stop telling me how much you love her and use the ring you made me go ring shopping with you for.

FUTABA: HHHHH

FUTABA: im being cyberbullied for being a cowardly lesbian

GORO: I’m at my stop, by the way, so I’m going offline.

FUTABA: which tbh i probably deserve

FUTABA: oh kk see u

FUTABA: watch the video again mr shaky dog

FUTABA: akira is fine

FUTABA: everyone is alive

FUTABA: you are one year older

FUTABA: happy birthday goro

The bike is totaled.

Akira isn’t the sort of person to dump a piece of trash right in front of Leblanc, but it’s hard to miss sticking out of the nearby public trash bin. The back wheel has exploded into serrated wheel-spokes and limb rubber bits that Akira’s shoved into the trash as best as he could. The body of the bike is crushed in on itself, exposing its sharp hollow innards; the handlebars resemble a badly-tied knot. The front wheel is left to stick up and out, creaking gently, spinning overhead from half a hinge like a head not quite fully severed.

The cafe is empty except for its usual barista who, of course, is a very normal and mild-mannered barista, who has nothing to do with the several hundred millions worth of dollars of repatriated art hiding in the attic en route back to South Korea. That would be illegal, of course, and Akira Kurusu-Akechi has never once in his life done anything illegal in the name of what’s morally right. “Welcome back, dear,” says Akira, and hangs up a coffee mug to dry, and it’s so normal that Goro is convinced that either he’s experiencing yesterday, or maybe he’s re-experiencing the year 2016 all over again, or maybe Akira really is dead and this is just his ghost.

Goro sits in his usual spot at the bar. Same chair, sixteen years later. Unbelievable. Maybe Goro’s giving him a little bit of a dumbfounded look, because Akira tilts his head, leans across the bar, and pecks Goro on the cheek.

“Where’s Sakura?” Goro asks.

“Having his midday old man nap. So,” says Akira, looking pleased with himself, “either we can close Leblanc for an hour and raid the kitchen and make lunch, or we can close Leblanc and go out and have a fancy lunch. Your choice because I already made dinner reservations and we’re doing those no matter what.”

Goro really means to give him an answer, because Akira really does love Goro’s birthday every year and never fails to pick someplace nice for the day, but instead what comes out of his mouth is: “Did you ride the new bike back home?”

“Yeah, I did. Figured I might as well take it for a test drive. It’s a good bike.”

“Why didn’t you take the subway?” Goro says sharply.

“Didn’t have my card.”

“You just rode the bike all the way across Tokyo?”

“It wasn’t all the way across Tokyo, just a bit away and back… Goro?”

Ah, Goro’s going to become one of those people who has a meltdown any time their loved one gets on a plane or a train or ksomething else associated with heebie-jeebie nonsense magical thinking. Great. Fantastic. God dammit.

“Do you really want me to go to the ER?” Akira asks eventually.

Goro really wants Akira to have never gotten hit in the first place, but people don’t get what they want and sometimes the universe decides to send one bad fucking driver through a red light and take away Akira’s entire life in a split second—one mistake, a coincidence at the wrong place and time, and the boy who fought God and won is a smear of bones on the pavement.

This would be different if it were sixteen years ago, and Goro had the power to bend people’s minds in half until they broke, or dive into the deepest, bloodiest parts of the collective psyche and pummel the worst of them to a pulp—but what’s he going to do here? Lambast a guy who was going ten miles under the speed limit and just wasn’t looking the right way? Is he going to summon a new Persona from his soul and undo time itself?

Can he do anything if the universe decides, one day, that Akira’s time on this earth is up? He spent all those years desperate for power, and then abusing that power, and then desperately guilty for having abused that power, and then desperately trying to get up that power, and now here he is with the power to do jack shit when his husband almost gets run over and if the Metaverse were still around he swears he would have carved Loki from his own soul out of sheer fury alone—

“No,” says Goro sharply, and stands up. “It’s nothing. I’m not hungry, and I’m going for a walk. Please don’t text me unless it’s an emergency.”

“What—hey! Goro, wait, wait—”

“I’m getting some fresh air!”

Akira’s scrambling to get out from behind the bar. “Didn’t you just get here—?”

Goro spins around and points a finger at Akira like it’s his fault: “You were the one,” he snarls, “who promised, when we got married, that we’d always be together. And now you get hit on a bike, and then stand up like it’s nothing and—and get on another bike and go cycling around the exact same streets where you got hit—? Aren’t you scared? Are you trying to get yourself killed?”

Akira falls silent. “I didn’t go back to the same intersection,” he says at last.

Goro can’t take this. “I’m taking a walk.”

“Wait wait wait, Goro, just—” Akira grabs Goro’s hand and Goro has the sudden urge to yank his arm away, but Akira’s hand is also incredibly real, just like it felt this morning and yesterday and the day before that and all the days Goro ever took Akira’s living, breathing body for granted. “I didn’t think it was a big deal. He was going, I dunno, twenty miles per hour at most. It was an intersection. He’d slowed down beforehand and everything, and I didn’t even get hurt on the fall.”

Right, because Goro’s the one who’s just freaking out for no reason. Right. Okay. Because that’s how he is, isn’t he, always being dramatic over little things. Right. Of course. This is fine.

When Goro doesn’t turn around, Akira moves around to the front to look him in the eye. “Sorry if I made you worry,” says Akira. “But it was really nothing at all.”

“Maybe it was nothing this time,” says Goro forcefully. “But what about the next time—the next car—the next time you borrow my bike? What about tomorrow? Or the day after that? Literally any one of the hundreds and hundreds of days coming up where you could easily die just as easily as you died today.”

“Then I’ll escape death hundreds and hundreds of times,” says Akira.

Goro scoffs.

“I mean it. I was a Phantom Thief, wasn’t I? I escaped death more than once. Did it again today. I’ll do it as many times as it takes until we’re both old and grey.” Akira takes Goro’s hand, but it’s Goro who laces their fingers together.

“Sometimes it doesn’t work that way,” says Goro, like a bad echo of his ten-year-old self, trying to figure out what kind of world would let his mother die.

“I’m just keeping my promise,” says Akira. “I told you that I’d never leave you. I’m not going anywhere.”

“Sometimes that’s not your decision to make.”

“It is and I’ve decided I’m immortal until you die.”

Goro scoffs. “Don’t be arrogant.”

“Is it being arrogant? I didn’t let death steal you away from me. I’m not letting it steal me away from you, either.”

“Sometimes…” Goro begins.

“'Sometimes’ what?”

'Sometimes’ what?

Sometimes things get worse. People die early, and unfulfilled; they streak through the sky in a blaze and then wink out, without even a burst of fire to show for it. Sometimes nobody gets a say in what happens, and plans don’t pan out, and wishes aren’t granted, and everything happens for no good reason and no good end.

Today, Goro Akechi-Kurusu is thirty-four years old, about sixteen years older than he ever figured he was going to be. He has a career in a non-profit for maladjusted youth getting reacclimated to school systems and preparing for college, instead of the career in law he figured he’d have if he actually lived that long. He doesn’t just have one friend, but multiple friends. He has, unbelievably, a husband, which honestly still floors him to this day, considering that he was and maybe still is convinced that marriage is a scam devised by asshole men like his father to manipulate young women into a false sense of security. The other day, Akira mentioned that he wanted to get a cat to keep Morgana company, maybe in a few years when they moved into a pet-friendly apartment, and in Goro’s head, it made sense that they would both be alive and together entire years in the future for them to get a cat.

Today is already an impossible day, isn’t it?

“Sometimes,” says Goro flatly, “you say ridiculous things, and I think that you could actually pull it off.”

Akira grins. Akira leans in for their regular greeting kiss when one of them comes home, but this time, Goro closes his eyes, leans into it, really tries to memorize the feel of Akira’s lips on his. Every line and scar on his hands, the odd ends of his fingernails, that familiar way he waits for four beats, then takes a breath through his nose and kisses Goro again, and never can quite seem to avoid kissing him more on the bottom lip than the top. “I don’t make promises I can’t keep,” he says plainly not three inches from Goro’s face. “It’s bad form to leave a calling card and never show up.”

Goro smiles. “Then I won’t let you break your word.”

When Akira pulls away, he kisses the back of Goro’s hand, like a proper gentleman thief of old. “Happy birthday, dear,” he says, and surprisingly, despite the way this awful day started off, Goro thinks that Akira might be able to pull that promise off, too.

#clouis-loumentine #mine #I TRIED RLY HARD TO WRITE YUKAMITSU but it wasnt happening im sry #please take this apology akeshu instead #also yall have no idea how much self control it took for me to write this oneshot instead of #'goro akechi goes bald at age 24 and akira reassures him he still loves him even tho he has shido's hair genes'#honestly i shouldve done that

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(lovely anon) ok so this may sound so dramatic but; let me paint you a picture: i’m responding to your latest message, sitting on the edge of the sofa. i type in “lovely anon” into the search and see this longgg post come up and i’m like uhhh... i scroll down and see the people you tagged and literally. when i saw @ lovely anon. i . cried . like full on tears. my brother goes “what are you doing” “she tagged meeeee” and he continued what he was doing and didn’t care LMAOO but i was so emotional? i love and appreciate you too and aAH IM CRYING!! you’re just really sweet and i didn’t expect it at all and it was really lovely to be a part of something :’)

the kermit pic sent meee but yes yes yes!! when you start uni let me know, lol i’m so excited for you!! let me know how it goes cuz i’m literally hype hahah & yes we will be in our sad corners of the world, missing england but you’re right it’ll be sooooo worth it in the end!!! and oH i’m glad you talk to them lol i truly thought you like haven’t seen them/haven’t spoken to them this whole time😭 that would’ve been awful!

also i totallyyy get what your saying about the english speaking thing. and idk why you’re insecure (well i *knowww* bc it’s not your first language and you’re studying it in college so yuh) but your english is great :)))

lol yeah that makes sense.. my mom took french in college and she remembers NOTHING HDJSHSJ (the fact that you wanna learn MORE languages i- ahh i so admire you.. you literally know so many languages🥺) yea i mean you know a bunch of languages bc you know the base of words lol, but i wonder if because you know latin it’ll be easier for you to learn french? oh- oh wait you said it’ll be easier HAHHAHA

THERES SO MUCH EXCITING STUFF TO TALK ABOUT HDGSJSJSL it’s so wild to me that you can’t watch chaos walking :( i’m a professional hacker tho so i’ll try and find a way for you LMAO (by professional hacker i mean i literally have gotten multiple free trials and i’m pretty sure the hulu police are after me bUT ITS THEIR FAULT BC WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE???) i mean the movie was good? and cute? and funny? but yea don’t think it’s gonna be the most fantastic thing haha AND THE DOGGO AWWW (i saw it again today- or my today lol, saturday, aND THESE OLD PEOPLE CAME AND SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND MY FRIEND LIKE ITS A LONG STORY LMK IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT)

SHARK FILMS?!?!! PLEASE READING THIS I HAD NO IDEA YOU WOULD LIKE SHARK MOVIES TOO FHSKSHSHDJDJGAJAYSJS ok so i haven’t seen any of the classics (i’m working on it) but i would probably watch jaws to laugh at it? not like that lmao but like comparing it. OKAY BUT HONESTLY I BARELY KNOW ANYONE WHO LIKES SHARK FILMS AHHH OKAY im adding “the shallows” to my watchlist bc it sounds super good AND SAME AHSJD ANY BODY OF WATER IN A MOVIE I JUST KNOW ITS COMING LMAO watch me not go in the water anymore after seeing that picture HHDJSJ

WHEN I READ THIS I JUST GOT DONE TALKING TO MY MOM ABOUT THE MEG AND THAT SCENE WHERE THE SHARKKK JUMPEDDDD AND ATE THE OTHER ONEEEE AND THEN JONAS HAD TO DO- bro i cannot (i think that one is my favorite because i love me a bit of romance and the subtle romance hAD ME) 47 meters down PHEW could you imagine?? i try not to think too hard about it i’m like “don’t be dumb catherine, don’t put yourself in a dumb situation” (not autocorrect having “dumb bitch” ready i am not lying) and i literally understand... there is no other way to explain 47 meters down

i CANNOT watch horror movies, can’t can’t can’t, i literally hate them i cannot do it!!! the thrill is tempting and it’s cool in the moment but i cant lmao. i don’t have nightmares about scary things (for the majority of the time) but going to sleep i’m like oooohhhhhh shit 🥲 literally what you explained

music !!!! music !!!! music !!!! (u ever write a word and now it looks weird lmao) MY BROTHER DOESNT LIKE MUSIC AND ITS SHIT IM LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU- anyway, my music taste is all over the place i mean......... it’s crazy. earlier today i was listening to meghan trainor’s album “title” oUT OF NOWHERE, but just a few minutes ago i was listening to fall in love with me by earth wind and fire soooo lol .. megan is *chefs kiss*, i’m not familiar with stormzy🙈, harry styles.... IM SORRY IM THAT PERSON but i don’t listen to his solo music EEK i only listen to adore you... and not that frequently... the music video freaked me out... i like niall’s solo music a lot more, which i listen to a lot more. now. one direction. favorite. please & thank you. i have a playlist called “boy bands” and it consists of one direction and the vamps (obsessed with cherry blossom btw) but as you can see my taste is all over the place!! fr fr if i sent you what apple music has as my “favorites” it went from ariana grande to carrie underwood to glee (OBSESSED DONT LET ME TALK ABOUT IT) i mean please if you let me i will nonstop (hamilton HDJSH) talk about music all day😩 & NOOO UR MUSIC IS GREAT HAHSK IM NOT A BIG RAP PERSON BUT DOJA CAT IS MY FAVORITE!!

okay good, i’m glad :) i was just nervous that you did feel that way <3 and GOT IT HAHAJ healthy pressure is always good :’) my friend got me these pens cuz i love stationary and school supplies lol and was like “now you have to write something” soooo yea i feel that! and i saw you posted the ficcccccc literally so proud of you 🥺🥺 i’m trying to decide if i read it tomorrow or tonight..... sleep or a literal beautiful creation made by the sweetest person and is v v nice smut and college!peter and 4.7k...... sleep aint really calling no more.

GIRL ALL OF MY SENTENCES ARE TOO LONG HAHAHAH IN FACT THIS IS TOO LONG SOOO (also why am i 3 days late..😑) anywho it’s 1 in the morning so <33 lovely anon

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oh my god the fact that you cried nearly made me cry too😭😭🥺🥺 (also, your brother LMAO), i wasn‘t even sure if you‘d see it but i immediately thought of you so of COURSE i included you <333

the hulu police lsjsjaiaik, girl i was ready to get a hulu membership when i wanted to watch big time adolescence and i couldn‘t find it anywhereee, and when i got to the payment it said i need a bank account that‘s based in the US or whatever. like bro i was about to pay you!! but i was forced to find it somewhere (and i did, on levidia,— not that i‘ve ever used it because it‘s illegal 😤 i would never!!! i‘d rather support billion dollar companies and spend my money on watching films that i can find for free 🥰🥰🥰 not

i‘ve found chaos walking online so i‘ll watch it som time this week!! also YES TELL ME THE STORY

okay so idk if you watched/are planning on watching falcon and winter soldier but i watched the first episode the other day and they were speaking french (just a few seconds) and I UNDERSTOOD SOME WORDS DLDJDJ and i was so proud of myself. i‘ve only ever learned french with duolingo lol (i only do like 5 mins a day and that‘s why i was so surprised that i understood some of it!!). and yeah apart from latin i feel like italian, german, french and english are all similar in a sense.. i mean obviously they‘re completely different languages but for example there are some grammatical constructions in french that i think i wouldn‘t understand if i only spoke english? so when i translate those things into english you can‘t directly translate them bc you say things differently, but when i translate them into german then it makes more sense to me. idk that‘s something i noticed so i feel like if you already know multiple languages it‘s easier to learn another language compared to if you only know one language and are trying to learn a second one. even if the languages aren‘t similar then i think you get the hang of it easier.

ikd slsjsjs also i don‘t want you to think that i‘m a linguistic genius or anything lmfao, like i‘m only fluent in english and german and i‘m just a wannabe (ew that word) polyglot sksj (yes i had to google polyglot— i do think learning ancient greek would be super cool tho? like imagine studying latin AND ancient greek, whew). and honestly i don‘t think i‘ll ever be fluent in another language bc i don‘t plan on living anywhere other than germany or possibly england and i‘m not dedicated enough to properly learn any other languages esp if i don‘t have anyone to speak the language with. but i still try my best and i just love language/languages as a whole so yeah i‘m happy & just learning as much as i can dkdjh🥰

(I guess language/linguistics are/is my passion (which sounds sooo lame lmaoooo) and the word passion comes from the latin word pati (i think💀) which means to suffer, and in german passion is called Leidenschaft which basically means suffering too, idk why i‘m telling you this maybe you know it already. but ok dumb fun fact, in german you can make compound words with as many words as you like, and the longest official german word is Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz which is a law for the monitoring of labels on beef... this is such a dumb fact but i think about that word like once a day idk why dodjsjsj so... 👁👄👁)

but i‘ll stop boring you with my linguistics talk because truly i don‘t know much about languages but i am interested omg i‘m gonna shut up now.

now water + sharks. (so in non-covid times i always go to croatia with my dad during the summer, and even before ever watching a shark film i was always kind of scared in water.. but after watching so many shark films wldjdj HELP Like you know when you go deeper into the ocean and you can‘t see or feel the ground/floor? anymore.. then i just start imagining sharks. like i can‘t help it i just imagine a shark sneaking up on me or feeling something graze my foot ABD I JUST START FREAKING OUT SSKJSHSJ. idk. anyway kdkdh i do love the ocean/swimming though but the older i get the more i realise how fucking scary the ocean is ( even if we’re gonna disregard sharks)

your brother... what‘s wrong with him? HOw CAN YOU NOT LIKE MUSIC LIKE WHAT THE FAWK

OKAY BUT SAME ABOUT THE ADORE YOU MUSIC VIDEO DLDKDJSJSKSLSLKSKSJSHSH and yeah i have to say harry’s style (styles lol) as a solo artist isn‘t reaaally my cup of tea, and i only like the popular songs from his second album and the first album is only good when i‘m in the right mood (haven‘t actually listened to it in a while though, but kiwi is one of my all time favourites along with only angel but i hate the start, like it takes 40 seconds to actually begin properly). i like mgk and because of him i watched the dirt which is a film about motley crue, and now one of my favourite songs ever is same ol situation and i‘m into rock now lol. +++ justin bieber. I had a justin bieber cardboard cutout thingy😭 i was the biggest Belieber on earth when i was 13-16, but i didn‘t like his last album and tbh he‘s become a bit weird lately, BUT OH MY GOD. i Listened to his new album yesterday and i‘m in LOVE with the song hold on

i really like niall‘s music toooo!!!! And doja cat 😌😌😌😌 And THE VAMPS OG MY GOD. i got to see them live bc they were the opening/support act for little mix and ajdsjskslslsjsjsj. (Also i love concerts, some of the best memories of my life are concerts, i‘ve seen nicki minaj live 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and justin twice and my heart fills every time i think about how excited i was, it was my first concert ever (16th of September 2016 😌) and i was the happiest person alive seeing justin drew fucking bieber (even if i‘m not tooo sure about justin nowadays)

i have a confession? Idk what hamilton is. I mean I‘ve heard about it and i keep googling it but i‘ve never watched it (is it even a film???? or like a proper musical? also pls tell me you grew up with high school musical. i have a few friends who didn‘t and it makes me so sad 😭😭😭 hsm is the best thing to happen to my childhood , the sooooongs— i still listen to some of them every week or month lool they make me so happy)

(Okay wait i was about to recommend some stormzy songs but you said you‘re not that into rap so i won‘t dksksjl)

What you said about my fic AHSLSLSJB (i wasn‘t sure if you sent an ask about it earlier? idk that might have been someone else, so if it was (and you‘ve read it already) i hope you liked it sksjsj i was...... unsure about it. and i have this reeaaallly long peter fic that i started writing in december and that‘s the only peter thing i currently want to write but also i can‘t because idk how to continue kddjj.) but I’m definitely getting back into writing i have a few blurbs that i want to write so 🥰🥰🥰

Oh and pls as soon as you read this let me know: violet or yellow? (it‘s just a tiny thing for my new theme slsksj)

#lovely anon #BY THE WAY: do not feel bad or apologise for not answering straight away #you can take your time i know it can be exhausting (not bc its anything bad but just because its so much and so long) to answer to my shit #all at once*#so really i don‘t mind if you take a few days or a week or whatever to respond #or if you want to you can respond bit by bit/topic by topic whenever you feel like it #so you don‘t have to concentrate on an ask and my post for like AN HOUR DLSKJ but rather do it in smaller chunks #if you want <3 #btw i‘m always so scared that i‘ll type lonely anon instead of lovely dldjdjsksk so if i ever do that i‘m just being #(cue your autocorrect dldkdj) a dumb bitch #its 1 am now sorry if there are any mistakes (i‘ll stop apologing from now now lol but i still am sorry you have to read my word vomit lmao)#*apologis #*from now on #omg

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getyourvitamin-bri · 4 years

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And one for you! & you! & you! I put a lot of thought in to this please give it a like

Imma try and cover all those different type of tv watchers but dm me if you have a genre I didn't cover that you want and I will be sure respond :p ALSO SEND ME RECS TOO :P

Stick around till the end where I put my top 5 shows of all time

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If you want a good feel good sit com, something light and happy, possibly on as background noise to keep you company, you do you :

How I Met Your Mother & Friends

If your a cartoon lover:

Avatar The Last Airbender && Gravity Falls && Voltron

You want some symbolic shit where you come out of it a little shook, and hella woke:

The Good Place && Sense 8

The bring me joy & laughter starter kit , you wanna laugh, give me those actors who can deliver real humor:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine && The Office

If your in a sci-fi / fantasy mood but also want to get to attached to some characters:

The Mandalorian && Rick and Morty && Doctor Who (it starts out a little cringe I admit but this show has been running for a long time for a reason and by the end of season 2 you will be trying to buy some merch)

She’s kinda trash but she’s beautiful trash, you want the drama, you want those hot guys/girls with secret heart of gold, you want the feels, you want something that you literally can not stop watching even though in retrospect it was pretty cringe at times, but for like 2 / all the season of the show she was just pure gold :

Teen Wolf && Vampire Diaries && Once Upon a Time (only the seasons with emma swan) && Riverdale (just season 1 thats all I watched I’ll be honest)

If you want something spooky BOO! and/or supernatural with actual good plot:

The Haunting of Hill House && American Horror Story (Asylum & Murder House are good starter seasons in my opinion) && Supernatural (earlier seasons for spooky vibes, I admit this show has its really really great seasons and its weaker ones but the characters are what make you stick around, it is a hella long show tho so be prepared)

You just want some good old fashioned action, you don’t watch a romance oriented show, you don’t want fluff and all that filler BS, you want some action, some thrill, some real life shit, I respect that and so I present:

Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan

For some reason you want to start a long ass procedural show that has characters you love with your whole heart and soul and very interesting cases:

Bones (not a cop show, not a doctor show but a blend of cop and forensic anthropology, basically the “I’m not like other girls” of the procedural shows lmao) && Criminal Minds

You want something thats a superhero show:

Jessica Jones (gritty very authentic, it gets pretty dark, its DC so yeah)

You want a unique coming of age show with feels:

Atypical

anime starter-kit (these are just the ones that got me really into anime) :

Haikyuu!! (if you want cute boys and just wholesome content, before you ask no its so much more than just watching volleyball game, so. much. more.) // Demon Slayer: Kimestsu No Yaiba (dark great plot) // My Hero Academia (you’ve heard of it, everyone has heard of it, the praise is not false, this is a great anime) // Fruits Basket (2019 versions btw, you want dat romance, you want to cute boys, you want feels) // Ouran High School Host Club (this is romance and lots of cute boys)

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MY ULTIMATE FAVS:

The Office: You want to laugh so hard to pee yourself, I think that fact that this show is a lot of improv is what makes it great like the humor is just so authentic and Im so jealous of the people who get to watch this for the first time, yes fair warning season 1 is kinda cringe but thats just the show figuring itself out tone wise if you want a funny show stick it out till season 2 and be amazed.

Avatar The Last Airbender: You want some awesome world building and award winning plot, you want such unique and well rounded characters like this show is just great, yes it a cartoon but it proved that a cartoon can be on a whole other level

Sherlock: you want a mystery with amazing plot and actually pure gold actors, your not up for a romance oriented show, you want da thrill, the GASP ext. (just watch it, like seriously I love this show)

Stranger Things: Idk how to describe her, she’s just got it all, the great science fiction -ish unique plot, the amazing cast, its got some coming of age, its got some humor, its got some GASP what, its definitely got some tears, Its both a character & plot driven show

Gilmore Girls: You want a slice of life, you want good dialogue with witty relatable characters and adorable cute romance you want to find a gem that you have never heard of, I think everyone should give it a go, its honestly a great show that I feel like a lot of people don’t know about

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Please be nice to me these are just my opinions their not like the law or anything I’m fine being wrong obviously every show has flaws.

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cruddyborderlandstheories · 5 years

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athenas or the new ign videos... hmmm

im gonna go for the ign videos (moze gameplay and sanctuary-iii, no guns yet, i have a reason for that) because athenas hasn’t gotten its sweet instagram video yet. once that’s released i’ll do a full post on it. by the time i got around to finishing this post, they had released the video. oh boy... gonna do the gun post then the athenas post, i think. alright, off we go.

tl;dr: we read the entire end user agreement DAHL thrusts upon us for using the ECHO device, talk about some stuff like how (spoilers) it seems like Lilith will be getting her powers back at the end of the game, and a voice line Lily says that sounds like “Tyreen took my powers. it’s like Tannis said: [inaudible] Siren” (altho im not 100% sure on the [inaudible] part because 1) it sounds weird and 2) there’s a drum beat and also the devs are talking over her, the Siren part seems fairly accurate because of the way her mouth moves). so you know. im gonna be agonizing over that until i can hear what she says. ive already spent an hour just repeating it over and over. i nearly fell asleep lol

we’re gonna start with the moze gameplay (the first 14 minutes of bl3) because chronologically it’s first in both timeline and release date

i love the license plates on the right there

also it looks like they added in claptrap’s old welcome sign from windshear waste! time to stand in front of it for 30 minutes to see if any messages pop up like bl2

fast travel station as well, definitely going to see if/where i can teleport and going there immediately. i imagine this is more for DLC stuff and grinding tho.

also! i do believe we saw Covenant Pass previously. good to know this is actually where it is!

Marcus saying “And Welcome to Pandora!” in the beginning confirms that, yes, they’re going to be on a bus!! i wonder if there will be a fight scene before that though. it’s interesting Clappy mentions that “those jerks who tried to murder you are the children of the vault!” so i mean... there’s gotta be... right?

im also convinced this intro is going to be a mirror of Borderlands 1. i stg if it starts out with the first few notes of Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked and then swaps songs I’m going to lose my mind

also also, the order is totally going to mimic the bl1 one. Fl4k = Mordecai, Amara = Lilith, Moze = Roland, Zane = Brick. We even have Lilith taking Angel’s spot as the mysterious voice in our heads, and probably Marcus driving, AND being dropped off at a bus stop.

bet the reason they changed it from ‘Moze as the Bot Jock’ to ‘Moze as the Gunner’ is because it fits under ‘Roland as the Soldier’ better. Also, ‘Zane Flynt as Himselfs’ would be a play off ‘Brick as Himself’. Amara as the Siren is obvious, and ‘Mordecai as the Hunter’ vs ‘Fl4k as the Beastmaster’ is pretty similar as well, given Fl4k has all those Hunter skills.

the 4 basic emotes im guessing. im so glad we have the option to boop our friends in the face with emotes.

also moze’s little bunny skin is adorable

the ECHOnet used to be called “Riftspace”, “the Spline”, and... “MercTel: A Cyber-Dahl Joint” lmfao

specifically calls out Pandora. also, “artificial megastructures”??? THAT’S SO COOL

AND FUCKING

SENTIENT MEGASTRUCTURES????

gearbox. please. i have never ever wanted anything more in my life. please. it’s probably my birthday. PLEASE GEARBOX

also interesting that the user agreement specifically notes ‘Respawns’. I assume this is a joke because New-U stations have been confirmed not canon

“Core law”. Core law? Core... daddy? ... ????

core as in like a core government somewhere that’s not the border worlds? that’s interesting...

“The Legion”, okay, acknowledging TPS, that’s dope

“Project Blackrakk” ... im interested

“Thresher Company” lmao

im curious if Axton was apart of any of the mentioned ones. i don’t think it’s been stated, but i could be wrong

“Chieftain Oort”. also ‘Recently Legless Gary’, lmfao poor dude.

oh yeah im sure this is fine. also holy shit did they google the synonyms for ‘change’ and just start listing them? lmfao

“implicit subscription to the Digby Vermouth ‘Dig’s Gigs’ secret concert subscription service”

sorry, what?

if this doesn’t come up again in the future- if we don’t get a spam letter or 3 in our mailbox about this concert subscription thing i'm gonna be so disappointed

Dahl hates you if you’re not a fan of hyper-jazz, “you snob” lmfao

my brain hurts, they’re good at writing these

damn phones exist? i thought everything was ECHO. aight, that’s good to know. i guess there just aren’t any phone networks around the border worlds

also “shared dreamspaces” sound really cool

hm. that’s no good lmfao. also i love that the buttons are ‘Agree’ and ‘OK’. there is no escape, once you agree, you can’t even leave because you’re agreeing that you’re trapped with these rules even if you cancel.

that’s fucked up, DAHL. can’t believe you treat your user base the same way you treat your employees. i guess i shouldn’t be surprised.

anyway, shoutout to literally the only TOA I’ve ever fully read in my life.

also, clicking through this TOA too fast WILL end claptrap’s voice line early. so be careful if you want to hear what he has to say!!

oh shit lmao I gotta go edit that Fl4k post

ok im back ~time magic of being able to save things in drafts and post them at a later date~

sliding preserves momentum, so you can actually slide (nearly) the entire way down! i love this.

small, but claptrap bends his antennae when trying to be stealthy. i thought that was a pretty cool detail

“and some guns include an alternate shooting mode~! try it out!”

player: `immediately shoots claptrap in the face`

i died lol

a very nice look at this sign.

good to know that the twins really are tempting people to join with promises of food. i mean it makes sense, i imagine most of the cultists are desperate for stability and a reasonable life on pandora.

also, Shiv calls himself “holy influencer of the children of the vault” lol. i love that. gearbox really is going for the internet’s throat, isn’t it?

i do like that hovering over an NPC will give you their name only and not name/healthbar.

a better look at one of the signs referencing the Mother!!! i was waiting for this, the only real look we got at one was in that one scene with Moze and IB

“Behold the Mother strength surrender to the truth”

yeah that’s not ominous...

i assume the mother and father are intended to be tyreen and troy? but idk how i feel about that implication...

i like the new little gear/spring effect for the magnet lol

new lilith! i know a lot of people don’t like it, but i do. she looks better than the bl2 vers. altho i think it’s weird they swapped both bl1 and bl2′s ‘AI’ effect to those dots and then didn’t bring it to BL3. the dots effect felt cleaner. curious why they’re not applying it to bl3 when they went thru all that effort in 1 and 2.

... back up please.

i like that there is a changing icon for long pressing now

“time to check out our slay of the day!” sounds like Tyreen but tbh i legit thought this was moze’s reaction to opening the chest at first lol

you can hear someone start screaming in agony while she’s walking up the stairs, so i know it’s not moze, but im so used to the VHs talking when they see a new piece of loot my brain just assumed.

also THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS A REMIX OF BANDIT SLAUGHTER!!! IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS I WAS FREAKING OUT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD IT

also, claptrap when dropping health yells “this could save your life! then, you’ll owe me a life debt!” bullshit im pretty sure you already decided we owed you a life debt the moment we stepped off that bus

“i see it... the great vault” - a line from a cultist you kill

i know i mentioned in this post that the Great Vault may be already opened, but it could also just be a Vault they’re planning on opening and using the propaganda to convince the cultists to help them find it.

“if you help us get this vault open, you’ll be handsomely rewarded! you’ll get superpowers! you’ll get regular meals! you’ll get money and guns and dates!” you know, the usual stuff.

either way, elevating the Vault to a higher state (god/heaven/whatever) makes sense if you’re running a cult.

btw there is a hidden chest in the scaffolding to the left of the door, if you’re interested in grabbing some better guns before shiv. personally, i’ll be using the toy guns.

also the TVs are actually playing propaganda now!!

this one is asking questions that i cant understand due to the sound effects of the chest and claptrap talking, but it says something about “... the dust? ... join the Children of the Vault!”

“hey shiiiiiv all your dumb friends are dead!!”

shiv be like

“all my friends are dead”

some cool level-up art! I notice these are the same pictures as used on the japanese site. i wonder if they change depending on which VH you’ve picked (If you’re playing Amara/Fl4k, do you get pics of Amara and Fl4k? the player is playing moze, afterall).

also also “it’s a KIA on the knife wielding maniac. suuuper dead.”

it’s cool that the VHs have specific lines for the deaths of bosses. i hope that continues and it’s not just a ‘15 min of intro gameplay’ thing. you know, where everything is super detailed in the beginning and then slowly gets less and less as the game progresses? anyway, moze’s little chuckle is fuckin adorable lol

ah. the door closes now so you can’t even explore Shiv’s room before Lilith shows up. gearbox plS you know me too well, i was looking for a g l i m p s e

claptrap’s voice line for getting released is SUPER off time, he hits the ground before going “you did it! i’m sa-ahhhhhhhh!” it’s weird, wondering if that’s just a glitch.

also also we get a nice listen to the revive ally sound. i could’ve sworn it wasn’t in the first look at this mission we got, because i heard it for the first time during the coop Zane/Amara gameplay on Promethea. i might be wrong, tho.

im very curious what these symbols are claptrap is beaming up

i mean you know what im gonna say

they look eridian

and they do

so wtf clappy why u beaming up eridian letters to Lilith

i assume maybe Tannis gave clappy some weird upgrade or something so he could communicate with the crimson raiders without the CoV listening in? it could be that Tannis or someone is decoding this message since Tannis does know how to translate Eridian (as shown in her bl1 ECHOs)

... or at the very least she gave Lilith a translator

the darkening makes it so that you can see the crackening. also this COULD just be a beam that lilith can see from wherever she is, but i want to believe there’s more eridian stuff. bc eridian stuff is fun.

this is so fu cking crisp im dying i love it

lilith’s tattoos spreading down her fingers

same symbol as her chest tattoo. maybe the symbol denotes new powers? like how lily has one on her chest for phasewalking, and a new one on her hand for teleportation

i love how her wings look like actual fire. i fucking love this

lilith is looking so fucking good in the new engine

im glad they got rid of her super red eyes, tbh it looked a bit weird

i think they are really pushing her fire affinity, im sure we’ll see Maya has an elemental affinity as well (im calling corrosive) and im sure Tyreen will too (slag). Amara looks to be Shock because that’s her ‘default’, but who knows until (if) bl4 comes out. but corrosive wings on maya would look SOOO fucking cool. please. please please please.

god she looks so good compared to bl2. i love how the tattoos softly glow in the dark, too. i gotta play this mission late in the day...

“you’re... the voice in my head, right?” i love this so much, i really hope my shitpost comes true.

lilith gives you a grenade mod for completing her mission! im really glad they are PUSHING through the tutorial/intro so you can get right into the game. bl2′s ‘intro’ of all these tutorials was brutal. especially waiting to unlock your action skill.

in 3 you get your action skill automatically at level 2!!! which is insane, i love it! they’re jumping right into it, it’s great. and they seem to be pushing for you to get all the stuff you need right away.

it’s curious to note that in bl3 we get our class mods at the end of the Promethea demo (after Gigamind), since in bl2 you get your first (usually?) after the hunting the firehawk mission and both seem to take place immediately after we get to the ‘base of operations’ of the game (Sanctuary vs Sanctuary-III).

yep that quest is 100% in line with the quest marker.

i imagine From the Ground Up may be discovering where the Vault Map/Key actually is? maybe bringing people to the Recruitment Center (notably Tannis)

for this scene. i hope this takes place after the HBC, because i seriously... can’t imagine the twins showing up, taking the Vault Map, bringing it to the HBC, and then NOT taking Lilith’s powers/trying to kill Lily and accidentally taking her powers. it just doesn’t make sense, Vault Hunters be damned, we are level 2 they could melt us easy peasy.

If anything, it feels like we COULD find the Vault Map in the Recruitment Center, Tannis tries to activate it/fix it, we find out it’s mega broke, and then the Sun Smashers show up and take it. but i seriously can’t imagine Lilith nor the new VHs allowing that to happen while they’re still there. maybe if Tannis sends us to do something while Lilith is gathering other CR members? then it could make sense if they attack while Tannis is alone with the Key...

we end up finding something in Shiv’s room that shows/helps us realize the Sun Smashers bringing the Vault Map to the Calypsos. tho this would mean the quest From the Ground Up is SUPER short and I imagine it’s not. Maybe we raid a camp of theirs like the one in front of Sanc-III with the bridge/ramp? We need to be about level 6 before we go and we start From the Ground Up at 2 so there’s obviously something DEEP we’re missing here. maybe this is a mission where we go gather the other Crimson Raiders? HMMMMMMMM...

.... oh.

nevermind lmfao

she opens her ECHO immediately after this LOL i feel kinda dumb now

raiding their camp it is! the Droughts sounds like a fun location. Very much like the dust. you guys think there’s a Shade situation going on there? i’m excited to see it. Still think we’re going to use Shiv’s room to get that lead, though. i just really wanna watch tv lmfao. i hope this means the bandits run from the camp to the HBC, or we find info that the bandit warchief sent a party to the HBC with the Vault Map. either way, i just don’t want the twins showing up until after the HBC or i will have so many questions. “why didn’t you kill lilith?” being the first. “the god queen wants her head!” ur goddamn right she does, so why doesn’t she (try to) kill lilith???

85% already?! hot damn

also

that’s one badass description there, Moze

also also

while having gun slots locked is pretty normal, im surprised they’re locking class mods and relics, too! i wonder when we’ll be able to equip relics. maybe when we first go to eden-6 or smth. or maybe after we meet up with Rhys. shit maybe he’s just handing us an artifact (im gonna interchange these a lot, sorry!) in that Promethea video lmfao

“ready to chuck some boom and frag some maniacs” lol moze i love you

if you’re playing Zane... `equips grenade mod for checkmark` `immediately equips second action skill and never actually uses grenade mod`

“it’s the firehawk! the god queen wants her head!”

like i alluded to before, i would not be surprised if Tyreen doesn’t know she can absorb Siren powers... when she goes to succ lilith in front of Sanctuary-III, it’s totally possible she actually was trying to kill her. That could explain why she looks so intrigued at her hand like “oh shit okay lets see what this can do”

might be why she was okay with sending her cultists after her instead of showing up herself.

“alright, we got a foothold. maybe things are turning our way. come on killer, you’re with me” we are going to explore the SHIT out of shiv’s room.

alright alright alright

let’s move on to the Sanctuary-III stuff

yessss

i love the quest objective thing, it looks like we will be able to swap through our quests with the push of a button! also im curious why exactly we’re going to promethea right away. i wonder if the twins say something about moving there after getting the vault map/lilith’s powers, or if we hear from rhys. im expecting something about the vault map, since our vh will admit they don’t know rhys at all when talking to lorelei. but for some reason we need to be within the city limits? since lily says ellie got us within the city limits.

hmmmmmm. okay, okay, maybe the map was trying to lead us to promethea for vault reasons during that short amount of time that we had it and it was working. maybe promethea is what we see when tannis is activating the key during that one cutscene? ohhh shit how dope would it be if we got that fucking easter egg message? omg “Children of the Vault. Come to Promethea. We are not on Pandora anymore. Tannis is not what she seems. Do not open the Vaults.” and everyone is like ‘uh did that thing just mention Tannis by name??’ and now it’s REALLY important to get the map back just so we can figure out wtf it’s trying to tell us.

i will question how ‘Tannis is not what she seems’ would affect character relationships, especially if it’s said so early in the game. so perhaps we only hear the first part of the message. maybe it’s corrupted because it was recently broken. iunno. just playing around with ideas. the canon of this game is like flarp putty until sept. 13th

anyway moving on because this is literally the first f r a m e of the video

i like that you can see pandora’s eridian scar. if the destroyer is speaking through eridium to people, it’s gonna bust outta the side of this planet like you wouldn’t fucking believe lmao. eridium is a window to the soul and if you stare long enough into its glossy, shining sides, the destroyer stares back

that or it’s just like a beacon, slowly spreading its influence across the universe. but i like the idea that the destroyer can waltz out of a big enough hunk of eridium. so it will bust out of pandora’s eridium scar. F in chat for pandora but also lmfao the amount of tentacles and rage would be unparalleled.

reality is that the twins are probably farming this scar for eridium to turn into slag for multiple purposes. like brainwashing their cultists, giving them powers, and ensuring their guns have their manufacturer’s quirk (im getting to this in my next post bc im just gonna compile all the ign gun videos into one big post)

the floor art is different from the actual sanc-iii demo. i mention this first in my behind closed doors panel analysis, but im gonna mention it again because this is ~official~. the floor list on the first walkthru of sanc-iii we got had the names of all the crimson raiders and lines leading to their shops. so we had the infirmary/tannis, marcus, moxxi, etc listed on the floor. i imagine this new sanc-iii will change as we get more people on board or if we do a sort of re-decoration of the ship.

also also, it’s cool to see that we have 4 rooms on the minimap, likely one for each of the VHs (and your coop buddies). ive seen speculation that the other, non-played VHs will hang out in their rooms when you’re not playing them, and tbh i really hope this is the case.

we also know this version of sanctuary-iii is after pandora, so there are no promethea citizens aboard yet. which makes me double certain the first sanc-iii video we got takes place either after endgame (explaining why Lily has her tattoos back) or right after Athenas (explaining why Maya is there). which... i mean... spoilers, guys.

that’s one good lookin fast travel station, holy shit

im in tears over here because “Caution: no steppy”. this is so fucking funny to me

no steppy on me

okay moving on because i will cry laugh over this for forever im allowed

moze’s room is so much different than amara’s

also i notice she’s on the left of the two on the top, which makes me hope the other 4 are reserved for the other VHs (or your coop buddy).

compared to the official sanc-iii demo video

and amara’s room

moze’s is so barren oh my god

someone get this girl like... a colorful throw pillow or something

baaank. also doubles as the secret stash. kinda upsetting, because that is infinitely less loot i can store when i make a lot of characters. also if i upgrade the bank once, is it upgraded across all my other characters too? or are the guns i put in storage slot 11 locked up until i buy the upgrade?

either way, i am saddened because no more mule characters. and way less space the more characters you make and more gear you find, because all gear you put in here is there across all characters. i hope this means our backpacks will be a lot bigger this time around!

supamax mfg shows up again

ppm/04-02 matches up with the number behind the fast travel station. i wonder if this will come into play. if the number changes later in-game im going to freak the fuck out bc that means wherever we are isn’t actually sanctuary-iii

ppm/04-02. remember that 👀

also, the wall behind the golden chest changed from red to steel/greenish. can’t tell the actual color. same as the floor

you know. that color.

“golden keys are popular. you can get some in-game and also get them online”

in-game you say??? im interested! i wonder if there will be some sort of arena (like moxxi’s) where if you complete it you get a key as a reward. i saw people speculating about some sort of randomized boss rush, that could definitely be a way to get gold keys, as well.

oooo engine room! im excited to explore here.

original size is 16. so, we have 40 backpack slots! still... you know... only 1 above the max of bl2, but hey. at least that’s an upgrade. as small as it may be

on the bright side: bank upgrades increase capacity by 5. with a base of 10, and 8 upgrades, we have 50 slots to fill. which is a big leap from the original 24. it is still a shame we have to share these across characters, tho

offline cultist stream? makes me think the CoV really was trying to steal/take over sanc-iii from the crimson raiders and we went to go take it (back?) in Taking Flight. either the CoV found/ordered Sanc-III, or the crimson raiders were building it/fixing it up, their stronghold got taken over, and the CoV were prepping it for takeover.

the shooting range. and if you notice that little CoV symbol in the bottom left there? yeah pretty much backs up my previous theory

all those red bits are tied to ellie’s crew challenge. so we’ll be collecting things for her!

an altar for scooter 😢

“we’re gonna get those cultism sumbitches, believe you me”

where you get yeeted out of Sanc-III. im definitely going to try jumping in it to see if it kills me. doesn’t look like the drop pods are available yet

that’s not clappy, pretty sure he’s hanging out on the bridge right now

schematics for veronica

the thing i was most excited about in this video!

loooots of customizations! which excites me because i know eridium used to get useless late game when you’ve grinded all the raid bosses. it looks like eridum is going to be in ultra high demand. but u can bet ur ass im gonna be unlocking all those fucking customizations asap.

veteran rewards is also super super interesting

hgggggg i wanna know what the shields do!!!

i like the vault symbol at the top of the item card as well, shows you its a special type of weapon/item. im honestly surprised we’re able to buy ‘veteran rewards’ so early in the game? i mean obvi we won’t have enough eridium (look at the costs!) but it’s wild it’s even accessible. im personally a fan of the first bonus ‘anointed: gain life steal on action skill end’

looks like these guns have been chosen

to give them those special bonuses

i do see that just anointed is not class specific, but the ones that say anointed gunner or maybe anointed siren will be (confirmed by the devs in video).

you pay with eridium, so maybe the vending machine has some way to confer the power of eridium to the guns. or some shit. iunno. it’s possible this won’t be available until the end of the game, hence veteran rewards, and is only being shown to us right now since this is a showcasing video.

pandoran civilian. no promethea civilians today folks! i am CONVINCED that the old sanc-iii demo takes place after the end of the game. at least after athenas.

it’s weird seeing moxxi hanging outside her bar.

is also cool to know that the 4 slot machines are actually available. seems like npcs can play them, but we can use all 4 if we want to. which is really nice

the one on the far left is called the ‘loot boxxer’ and it gives mostly guns lol. i see they are taking jabs. good for them

better pic of the leftmost machines

Zer0 seems to have a bounty board? not sure if this is like a physical bounty board or if they will contact you when they want something dead, but it is cool to note. this isn’t shown in video, just the devs speaking about it.

similarly hammerlock has ‘big game hunts’ where you find “rare, challenging creatures” and kill them for him

apparently we’ll be killing something known as a manvark

this book

i fucking recognize this book

HAMMERLOCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in all seriousness tho

hammerlock probably isn’t in his room because we haven’t rescued him from eden-6 yet.

a cool thing about the crew challenges: as you progress through the game and do these challenges, sanc-iii will ‘grow and change to reflect the things you’ve accomplished’. altho another dev says “sometimes these are optional things, like challenges”

so now im like oh shit we’re gonna change sanc-iii as we play the game. i wonder if that means we’ll be changing the hull, too. because you know. the blue paint job. we gotta go STEALTH. sneaky beaky into the calypsos fleety

tannis doesn’t have the saurian on her table. also, interesting note, she DOES have the eridian log in the corner. meaning she must have had that before eden-6. interesting... maybe we’ll find more on Pandora.

she is still covered in blood tho. idk i don’t have an explanation for that. don’t think i want to think of one, to be quite honest.

oh no. (those are skulls next to all the gurneys)

“tannis plays a much bigger role in bl3 than she has in past games”. bigger than borderlands 1? that is... impressive. she’ll be running the health vending machines (which is weird bc i could’ve sworn in the promethea demo, zed was still running them... hm.)

another angle of sanc-iii

clappy? you good there?

the devs said they’re using him to plug a hole. i assume the calypsos shot at the ship as we’re leaving or smth.

lily with no tattoos, who also looks significantly more pissed than her other sanc-iii demo counterpart

you know. because she got her tattoos.

also

fucking

lilith says something right here. all i can make out is “Tyreen took my powers. it’s like tannis said. ..... [inaudible] Siren.” maybe some weird word i haven’t heard before? i swear she’s saying ‘like tannis said: a ‘m...�� Siren” but i am not 100% sure. if someone could help me out, that’d be rad.

so its sounding like lilith rushed in with explicit warning from tannis about tyreen stealing her powers, and tannis knew tyreen was some sort of Siren and warned lily, but lily didn’t listen. it could also be that lily is saying something like “im not a siren” but i can’t really hear it if she is. it sounds like she saying a word that starts with m to me. if someone could help me with this i’d owe you my life

whew. i am. fucking TIRED.

im gonna sleep for like 3 hours and then wake up and make food before the fl4k streams start.

#borderlands #bl3 #borderlands 3

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thecoolsquirrel · 5 years

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cradlesona wip

used this picrew https://picrew.me/image_maker/86255

this is just some random ideas most of this is canon some of it idk im just workin on it and wanted some opinions also above is when hes in a good mood

Nickname: Issac Clawford

Birthday: December 15

Age: 29

Height: 6ft 1/2

Physical:

Eyes: black

Hair: Black thick short hair,Usally has it combed back out of his face,when combed its straight but just naturally its got some poof,

Accessories: None

Features: Tan skin, scars/bruises matching his sister (also like his sister hides them cause like why show them off?)

Illnesses: gets sick allergies around spring/summer time

Social:

Affiliation: Black Army

Occupations: Soldier

Relationships:

Personality: an happy idiot,has lots of moodswings, if you catch him in a bad mood hes very sarcastic,blunt,snarky, ect Family and History: Has an olderbrother who was supposed to be in the blackarmy, he ranaway at age of 21,came back when he was 28,both kat and issac were in the army when he came back (issac being 19 kat being17) , was found with his old girlfriend/new fiance, cause his brother ran away issac had to inroll into the blackarmy, even when his brother came back he now had a wife, making issac still stay

Skills and Special Abilities:

-can honestly make you not want to live anymore if he wanted to (hes a sick person and wants to know about everyone and everthing they do)

-can cook pretty good

relationships in a summary

Rayblackwell- Leader, very loyal to him, sometimes goes with his sister and ray to pet the ally cats

Siriusoswald-eh, doesnt have a opinion on his, is respectful towards him though

Lukaclemance- sparing partner, doesnt like cooking with him (nothing against him just doesnt like cooking with people) but does take notes on his recipes

Fennirgodspeeds- “loud friend” thats it just like Fennir:” hey wanna see if i can eat 8 marshmellows at once?” Luka:” your a hazard to society” Issac “and a coward do 20″

Sethhyde-sketchy, why are you so friendly??? why do you act gay?? he is friends with kat though so hes just like “heeeyyy please dont talk to me but heeey”

edgar bright: was just told that his personality is kinda like his doesnt know him personally but wants to

Blanclapin: he knows him cause his sister brought him some left over carrot cake, he also likes carrot cake saying compliments to the rabbit, blanc hasnt met him yet but its on his to do list

miscellaneous

Issac Clawford

-is kinda bad at being a soldier his older brother was supposed to take on that role but he ranaway with his girlfriend, coming back married issac was already in the blackarmy

-though enrolled in the ba against his will he enjoys it

-still talks to his brother and sometimes cant listen to him but does have normal convos with him

-doesnt find anything wrong with his sister in law i mean she wasnt the run who ran away, though finds it odd she didnt stop him

-usually has cuts or bruises on him

backstory with his sister kat

they always hung around eachother wich made him happy once he noticed that she wanted to train with him

though cared for his sister when she got bullied him not wanting to start anything usually stayed quite but was there when the people were gone (would usually get a teacher in secret)

the boy could lie through his teeth if he wanted to usually logical and you have to do alot of stuff to get him mad at you if you do somehow get him mad though well you must've done something REALLY BAD -he protec he attac but most importantly hes the softest boy omg - once he got a girlfriend you know how like siblings are like "really you want this one haha" well kat is like "uhm excuse me PLEASE DONT HURT HIM AND IF YOU DO YOULL GET MY FOOT STUCK UP YOUR-" -basically just really protective

-usually hangs around good company making him sly away certain people but not wanting to hurt someones feelings usually just stays but then like "yknow i might have to go soon" as he says while kat is dragging him by the collar away from those people -has to buy alot of new shirts since all the collars are stretched out from his sister yanking on them so she can yell at him eye level

6ft

honestly was the shortest out of his family for a long time but one day had a growth thing and was like "oh i can touch the celing now" for someone being really smart sometimes half the time is a major idiot and just, for example "HEY ISSAC YOUR SKILLS SUCK MAN" "oh really? what should i do to improve it?" little puppy basically "HEY ISSAC CAN YOU LIKE SHUT UP?'" "ya sure sorry bout that!" but if hes in the mad mood its more like "issac can you like get better?" "of really? what would you like me to do? hm?" while he says that his face dark smiling a dark smile kat coming over after seeing a solidor running away "you in a mood?" ".." "that time of the month hu- now shes running away with him on his tale

really fast runner to btw

someone once asked "if you wernt in the army what would you do?" and said with a blank stare "probably become someone who yells at politics a bunch" he loves his politics , loves defeating people in agruments,

his "idiot" "happy" personality is not a mask he is like that but has lots of mood swings also just likes playing with people he too also flirts with people (girls) but once a girl actually says they like him hes like???

#im tired #hhh #my older brothers gf might be coming over and im just like #why?#i almost got smacked on the head jdbfaf #cradlesona #issac clawford

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alexandreathefirst-blog · 4 years

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First Time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: haha sorry

You: nice abs

Stranger: lol thanks

Stranger: like your smile btw you seem cute af haha like wtf

You: how mamy times ur on the gym

Stranger: try 3-5 times a week

You: that dedication tho

You: hahaha

Stranger: haha i try

Stranger: oh shoot and you got that freckle dayummm

You: i did go once

You: i puked

Stranger: you got the whole package hahah

Stranger: oh shoot that means you a hard worker

You: its a beauty mark

You: more like a cursed mark

Stranger: it really is

Stranger: nah

Stranger: beauty mark for sure

Stranger: dides find that super sexy ngl

You: hahah calm ur tits boo

You: im here for wholesome shit

You: but i dont know why im on the unmonitored sec

Stranger: yeah? for example?

Stranger: oh lol like what wholesume shit?

Stranger: you low key "bored" or nah ll

Stranger: sorry im so excited

You: im here for stories and confessions from you guys

Stranger: just always haha like what?

Stranger: what you tryna hear?

You: im not into sext and stripping stuff. Treat me like a commercial from dicks lol

Stranger: haha aight

Stranger: where you from tho?

You: im in the middle east rn

You: working :(

You: you?

Stranger: really

Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: im basic form the us

Stranger: in FL

You: 23 haha do i look younger?

Stranger: haha yeah you look good for 23

Stranger: is it cold there?

You: haha dont make me smileeee

Stranger: haha why

Stranger: you have a fucking great one lmao

You: nnah im just covering my ppajamas hahaha

Stranger: haha ok..... why tho?

Stranger: protection from the dicks?

You: coz people might think ill strip when i have this angle

You: and they see a shoulder and shit

Stranger: ahh gotcha

You: hahahah correct

Stranger: oh shoot that shoulder...

Stranger: lmao

You: haha shhh

Stranger: haha you funny

Stranger: what time is it there?

You: so are you here for dicks or boobies before u met me?

You: its 2am

Stranger: honestly?

You: oh shit its the us timezone wait

You: 125PM

Stranger: dang nice

You: were on the opposite part

You: wait my sister is calling

Stranger: gotcha makes sense

Stranger: ugh and your voice.... :)

Stranger: you are literally the cutest thing lmao idk why tf you on omelge haha

Stranger: I hate to break it to ya bt... I saw your pajamas

Stranger: haha and even your shoulder ;)

Stranger: watch out

You: hahaha dont get horny or youll leave me

Stranger: haha I would never leave you

Stranger: you would leave me if anything

You: i would if you start asking me to strip off my comfy blanket

Stranger: haha dang

Stranger: I just want you to feel good lol

Stranger: so if you comfy that's chill

Stranger: but you did ask why I was on here....

Stranger: you honestly want to know?

You: noooo haha

You: youre naked

You: and shit

You: so i kinda figure it out

Stranger: haha i got pants on

You: im just stalling you before u encounter some dicks again

Stranger: lol sorry a man's curious

Stranger: ive just never done anything with a girl so i can't help it

Stranger: you know?

Stranger: you gotta remember back in the day don't ya?

You: back in the day?

Stranger: haha when youve never actually done anything with a guy

Stranger: you weren't curious?

Stranger: or want to experament?

You: oh okay

You: so how was your experiment going?

Stranger: haha not good everyone skipped and there were no girls lol

Stranger: that's why im shocked you stayed

You: hahaha so thats why stayed with me

You: even tho i want that non stripping part

Stranger: hnestly yes.. and you are super cute fr

You: haha dont make me smileee

Stranger: I mean idk... even if you don't want that I can't skip you haha

Stranger: I wish i could make you smile lol

Stranger: your so chill

Stranger: and are those little dimples?

You: i dont have dimple look

You: i wish i had.

Stranger: you have little ones

You: how about u?

Stranger: one the corneres of yor mouth

Stranger: nope i dont

You: i love how you smile then go back to the poker face

Stranger: hah you do it too :D

You: haha copycat

Stranger: nah nah nah

Stranger: im defo not copying you

Stranger: i don't have that much style lmao

You: hahaha stop idolizing me

You: its just meeee~~~~

Stranger: haha im not

Stranger: youre just you....

Stranger: and super dope and cute lol

Stranger: haha yes that' smile

Stranger: i love it

You: hahaha tell that to girls around you and you'll get a girlfriend instantlyyy

Stranger: what's that?

You: are u shy in person?

Stranger: kinda

Stranger: like irl yeah...;(

Stranger: kinda sucks

Stranger: like I can talk to em but like scared to shoot my shot and have it be wrong lol

Stranger: guess that's why ive never done anything

Stranger: I just want them to be happy

Stranger: ya know?

You: aww you are soo sweet

Stranger: I don't wanna do anything they have to or want to say no to

You: i bet your future girlfriend would be soo lucky

Stranger: haha hopefully

Stranger: only she might be disappointed I don't know what im doing...

Stranger: do ya think?

You: you look like a nice guy not the douche type you know

Stranger: lol thanks I guess

You: and i bet youll love her endlessleyyy

Stranger: that's the goal ;)

You: well they say nice guy finish last hahahaha i remember the niggahigga

Stranger: haha ess

You: but right now ur stuck with me haha

Stranger: nigahiga is hilarious

Stranger: haha happy to be lol

Stranger: jk..

You: so good to hear that ahaha

You: lol

Stranger: it actually sucks to have to look at your smile all the time

Stranger: like ughhh

Stranger: man its horrible

You: whyy

Stranger: *note lots of sarcasm lmao

Stranger: im kidding your too cute

Stranger: it would never be horrible haha

Stranger: and you have those deep eyes you look deep into

Stranger: why can't you be in the staes?

You: hahaha that why i dont stare at people.

Stranger: why its a gift

You: they get hypnotizedd

Stranger: haha ok that makes sense then hah

You: hahaha US is crazyy right now

Stranger: true that

You: even in my country is crazy

Stranger: what is your country?

You: i can't even visit US even tho i want to.

You: lot of racist stuff on the internet

Stranger: oh dang that sucks ;(

You: Philippines

Stranger: the internet is garbo

You: but most people think im chinese

Stranger: don't listen to it

You: coz of my eyes

Stranger: ahhh that makes sense haha

Stranger: nah that's why you so cute idk why but phillipino's are so attrative

You: hahahaha coz we got everything in our blood. americans, spanish, chinese

You: maybe indian too?

Stranger: haha that explains it

Stranger: got the best of all worlds

You: hahaha we like the powerpull girls

Stranger: lolll you goofy :P

Stranger: what do you do for work?

You: maybe u can visit PH then, my face is very common there

You: im in corporate bullshit haha

Stranger: haha doubt i

You: you?

Stranger: t

Stranger: ah gotcha

Stranger: im in colleg still

You: what course you taking?

Stranger: business managment/ entreprenuership

You: i hate collegee haha the test and stuff

Stranger: haha its tough fr

Stranger: good for me tho

You: haha ur same like me. your gonna be stuck to a desk too in the coming years

Stranger: nope

Stranger: I hope never to be at a deskjob 24/7

Stranger: hope to start a company or go into relations and build a small company

Stranger: my dad does it and has his own businesses and that's wht i hope to get into

You: i hope you achieve that!

Stranger: be my own boss its stressful as heck but workhard itll pay off

You: Dont be a corporate slave like us haha

You: yeah youll be so good at managing people

Stranger: haha someone has to do the dirty work

Stranger: lol why do you say that?

You: hahaha true dat

You: well based on our convo

You: you look nice but has that fierce aura haha

You: im not guru

Stranger: lol fierce aura

Stranger: your too nice

You: haha i hope it wont be a disadvantage

You: being too nice

Stranger: haha you can never be too nice so long as you know when to switch

You: haha from dominant to submissive?

Stranger: haha what do you mean?

Stranger: don't get me don't tease me lol

You: haha sorry your confused face made me smile

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ywe talking about business thenyou ask, dom or sub?

Stranger: haha im lost

You: i think cockteaser is my worst trait. I lead you but no action :(

Stranger: haha i mean...

Stranger: you could change that

Stranger: nothing you dont wanna do tho haha

You: haha naahh im good with reading

You: aww you know me now

Stranger: haha in some senses

Stranger: ;)

You: hahaha im more like into imagining than action

You: i love reading those confessions

You: on what guy do to girls

Stranger: ahhh gotcha

Stranger: haaha that's kind hot

Stranger: im more into action but I love pleasing so like compromise?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wanna know what i sevretly fantasy?

You: whaaat

Stranger: like very intamate sensuall start with like cuddling ahhh

Stranger: it would be amazing

You: have you ever tried that?

Stranger: be the big spoon holidng someone so close

You: youre good with words

Stranger: keeping each other so warm as i wrap my arms arudn them

Stranger: then softly kissing the back of her neck with my lips

Stranger: as she feels my soft breathe on the back of her neck through her hair

Stranger: ugh it would be amazing

You: i had goosebumps reading that

Stranger: ugh such a tease... I want her to feel so good

Stranger: get goosebumps and have the shivers

You: she would be very lucky

Stranger: just tease her and let her feel amazingg

You: tell me more please

Stranger: id just be holding you close hands on your hips wrapped all the way around you

Stranger: as the little spoon youd look over your shoulder

Stranger: our eyes would meet and lock gazes our lips moving slowly closer and cloer

Stranger: seemingley drawn together

Stranger: then our lips would finally meet

Stranger: softly caressing eachother as our eyes closed and we just felt the moment

You: its so good it hurts so much. i cant even breathe

Stranger: so close so warm so much energy courseing between us

Stranger: ugh yes

Stranger: wed bgin to roll aroudn on the bed

Stranger: so much passion

Stranger: our lips locked so tight

Stranger: our lungs would be gen to get sore and tight from not breathing but i wouldnt care

Stranger: id just press into your lips more

Stranger: you being my everything

Stranger: then finally to breathe id slip my lips down look you in the eyes and wed both smile

Stranger: as m my eyes looked at your whole beautiful body as we were on the bed

Stranger: so amazing

Stranger: slide my lips down sloly from your lips down to your chin

Stranger: to your neck

You: damn ur sooo good

Stranger: you trusting me wholly exposing your vulnerable neck

Stranger: thanks ;) just imagine what i wish we could be doing

Stranger: your beatufil amazing self ughhh it would be soo good

Stranger: its honestly making me horny.. so sorry if i get too excited ;)

You: girls would be so jealous reading this chat from you

Stranger: id be kissng your neck softly yet passionately as my hands held you by your smalll of your back and your hip

Stranger: feeling your body up and down with my waarm rough yet gentle hands

Stranger: just teasing you wanting you to feel soo good my lips would continue to move down

Stranger: slowly kissing your chest

You: never in my entire life i would imagine this would happen

Stranger: looking you ito your eyes after each amazing smooch

You: i feel like reliving those gone wild stories on reddit lol

Stranger: well if you wre from FL it would have to happen

Stranger: haha yes it would be so perfect

You: if i were in florida you would never glance at me

You: im too small to be noticed haha

Stranger: my hands would slip up under your shirt and yud draw a short breath but trust me anyway

Stranger: amazing things come in small packages

You: that could be ur branding for ur business haha

Stranger: my hands would realol sure

Stranger: ugh you are so cute i love it

Stranger: does it make you feel good?

You: the air here is so thin i have to breath so heavy

Stranger: ughhh that is amazing

You: its so good it hurrrrts

You: thank you for making me feel this way :)

Stranger: ugh id wanna make your eyes go back into your head just imagining

Stranger: how amazing it would be bb

You: my feet is all curled up just imagining it

Stranger: ugh yes ;)

You: you swoop me with you words :(

Stranger: should I keep going?

You: go on

Stranger: and feel free to add in or suggest things

Stranger: where was i?

Stranger: u remmember?

You: wait

Stranger: ugh and you have th eperfect hands <3

You: your hands is under my shirt

Stranger: yes thats right

Stranger: Im just about to make my big move

Stranger: im so nervous but I go for it annyway

You: but you found out i have a petite body

Stranger: my hands under your shirt my lips kissing your ches from your

Stranger: low cut chirt that sags

Stranger: your petite body is so small under me and my big hands

Stranger: im 6'2

Stranger: (fr)

You: you would just toss me

Stranger: and my hands slip behind and unclip your small petite perfect bra

Stranger: id be very gentle or unless you wanted something else

Stranger: ;)

You: gentler please

Stranger: your bra would just seemingly slip off

Stranger: and wed again look at each other and grin

Stranger: you slightly nervously in anticipation

Stranger: but exceited

Stranger: i relieved you are feeling soo good

Stranger: id then go down to your stomach

Stranger: lifting your shirt up and crawling it up your stomuch right above my lips

Stranger: at your wasitline moving up

Stranger: then to your bellybutton and slightly above

Stranger: before id pause

Stranger: look you in the eyes and keep going

You: damnnnn its so hot!!!

Stranger: running my hands up ands down your perfect petite and small body

Stranger: you are amazing

Stranger: so sexy and hot

Stranger: in those same pajamas your n

Stranger: in*

Stranger: then id get to your ribcage with my lips

Stranger: youd draw in a deep breathe of pleasure

Stranger: it wold give me the courage to keep going

You: my hands is so sweaty just reading

Stranger: right up to the very bottom of your bossom

Stranger: id be in awe of your amazing bidy

Stranger: making me so tunred on

Stranger: my lips wold quiver and keep going

Stranger: so softly yet excitedly with passion

Stranger: (if we disconnect add my snap)

Stranger: masonbrink 8

You: i just waxed down there :o

Stranger: masonbrink8

Stranger: your perfectly smooth body

You: i dont have a snap!!!! :(

Stranger: im at the bottom of your soft boobs so amazingas im lifting youru pj's with my hands kissing rihgt behind

Stranger: how can we find if we lose eac other?

Stranger: my intenet is bad

Stranger: internet*

Stranger: I keep lifting....

Stranger: your pjs are now up to the bottom of your nipple

Stranger: im teasing you so hard and it feels so good for both of us

Stranger: as I rip my shirt off too

Stranger: show my abs as you run you perfect hands over my abs and i have you lift your hands

You: my heart is beating soo fast

Stranger: we hgaze deep down into each others eyes and I lift yoru shirt

Stranger: exposing your amazingly soft supple body

Stranger: your petite breasts

Stranger: are they big or small or medium?

You: my boobs are small but my nipples are always hard

Stranger: ugh that' the perfect comboooo ;)

Stranger: kissing your underboob

You: perfect for bitting

Stranger: working my way up not missing a single spot

Stranger: except the nipple

Stranger: im just teasing it

You: what a tease

Stranger: making them harder and harder

Stranger: my hands are grabbing you by the hips feeling all along there

Stranger: my bb is amazing

Stranger: then I do it

Stranger: look up and grin

Stranger: I move right to your left nipple

Stranger: teasing it soft t first

Stranger: with my tongue and lips then to your other one

You: jusmyo marimar

Stranger: as I get a little bit more playful

You: hahaha

You: its omg in spanish

Stranger: haha what is that?

Stranger: ugh yes perfect

You: i want to roll on my bed its so perfect :(

Stranger: then I tease your little rock hard nipples with my teeth

Stranger: fotly biting them teasingly as my hands are having a great time on your perfect body

Stranger: and you are running yours all along my abs going down to the waist

Stranger: feel free to do whatever bb

Stranger: i want you to feel soo good

Stranger: if your want to rooll or rock a little or tease a little feel free ;)

You: my hands is too small to explore every inch of you

Stranger: your small little hands meeling the edge of my waistband

Stranger: feeling*

Stranger: teastingly snapping it as I giss your beatiful nipples

Stranger: and I do it right back slipping my hands into your tight little wastband

Stranger: ugh yes your sooo cuteee

Stranger: so sexxy

You: sorry i have to get comffyyy

Stranger: its perfect i can teell you are because I think you are moaning a little bit ;)

Stranger: that is so sexy making you feel soo good

You: i know its so hard not toooo

Stranger: just echaling with pleasure

Stranger: do it I want to make you moan bb

Stranger: I want you to just feel it all

Stranger: so then I was teasing your waistband as I kissed your nipples

You: this is heaven right nowwww

Stranger: id slowly go down off of them

Stranger: never missing a spot but working my way back down

Stranger: then skip a bit to your bellybutton

Stranger: wanting to make yowanting to make you soo wet for met

Stranger: your freshly waxed body id just slip right down it

Stranger: my lips nearing your bandline

You: its hard for me to get wet. try harder :)

Stranger: edge of your underwear and your pajamas

Stranger: ok:P

Stranger: tell me if you are getting wet tho bb

Stranger: with my lips nearing your sensitive spot

Stranger: my hands on your thighs as im on top of you

Stranger: your layig back with your arms above your head

Stranger: clenching the pillows trying not to squirm too much

Stranger: my hands soflty touching your thighs teasting them

Stranger: just brishing closer and cloer on your inner thigh

Stranger: you know its coming but cant wait

Stranger: so sxcited you can't contain a little shiver and soft moan

Stranger: so I think im gonna do it

Stranger: should I d it?

You: no

You: you go back to my lips

You: teasing me more

Stranger: you knew what was coming :P

Stranger: I keeo going down but then

Stranger: im sooo close to your tight little pussy starting to get wet then I pull back

Stranger: look you in your eyes and go back to your lips

Stranger: pasvery softly very softly

Stranger: quick kiiss then pull away taking it all in

Stranger: feeling every inch of your soft lips as they are so moist and n chemistry with mine

Stranger: i continue to hold you by the small of your back and do this over and over

Stranger: holding the back of your head and kissing you

Stranger: softly

Stranger: slowly getting more passionately

Stranger: we begin rolling on the bed and around the room

Stranger: we don't care we are just locked in enamored

Stranger: just fully enveloped in teh moment and each other

Stranger: I pull away once again

Stranger: leaving your lips midair trying tdeperately to meet mine

Stranger: then you feel my lips on your neck again

Stranger: with your eyes closed you jsust embrace it

Stranger: it feels so good

Stranger: sending shivers throuout your body

Stranger: sort engouh to be gentle and leave yo wanting a little bit more

Stranger: just a little bit mroe passion

Stranger: the passion that is always growing between us

Stranger: you just close your eyes in pure bliss

Stranger: as I pull away and you never know where my lips will land

Stranger: jsut slowly teasing yoru chest

Stranger: maybe surprisingly on your nipple as they are soo perky and hard like they are so cold

Stranger: or maybe on your vulnerable exposed nck

Stranger: or maybe on your perfect soft lips wating there to meet mine

Stranger: my hands just holding you close

Stranger: pulling you in

Stranger: as you wait for my lips to land in thos places you are running your hands along mmy body

Stranger: from my chest across my abs

Stranger: to my beck as our lips meet

Stranger: neck*

Stranger: around my back just soaking it all in

Stranger: as am I with you

Stranger: you feel over my shorts how beautiful you arelly are

Stranger: with how much you are teasing my

Stranger: me

Stranger: with your small little hands you just feel how hard your making me in my pants

Stranger: busting to get out but I won't stop kissing you

Stranger: I won't stop n omatter what you do

Stranger: then I finally give us some distance

Stranger: we look each ohter up and down

Stranger: you grin and slip my shorts off

Stranger: leaving me in nothing but my boxers

Stranger: you can feel my warmth as my shorts are slipped off and feel me pressing up against you

Stranger: once again my lips begin to make their way down your body

Stranger: just crawling ever so slowly

You: this is ittttttt

Stranger: it seems like a lifetime

Stranger: i get to your waistband of your pajamas finally

Stranger: I look up, we grin

Stranger: we both know this is it

Stranger: I slip my hands down your pajames holding you by your hips and go give you a quick kiss

Stranger: right on the kips

Stranger: foftly as I slowly slip donw your pajamas

Stranger: you hardly notive but feels so good as your being freed

Stranger: what did you say?

You: dont type so fast

You: cant barely read it

Stranger: ok perfect

Stranger: you are just so beautiful

Stranger: I see your whole body laid out before me so small and beautifully petite

Stranger: perefection

Stranger: I continue to slip your pajames down and take them off your ankes as they get caught

Stranger: you are just lying there... in bliss

Stranger: we are feeling so amazing

Stranger: almost as if te moment will lsat forever yet only 2 seconds

Stranger: completely naked except our unerwear we are in totall hapiness

Stranger: your eyes rest on my boxers and you grin

Stranger: hands go down and tease me so much

Stranger: right around my cock making it sooo hard as you brush the edges of it

Stranger: it feels so good on your small hands

Stranger: evyour hands are even

You: i dont really know how to do hands

Stranger: a bit sweaty beacuse your nervous

You: im more of a mouth kind

Stranger: its ok

Stranger: then you surprise me

Stranger: I go back up to your lips and neck

Stranger: teasing them once more

Stranger: then

Stranger: all the sudden

You: why are u thinking

Stranger: you reverse it

Stranger: I lie down and you come up on me

Stranger: our lips still locked as we flip

Stranger: but now your on me your short little legs feel my whole body as your resting on me

Stranger: then you begin to do something

Stranger: exactly what I did to you

Stranger: you you work slowly from my lips

Stranger: to my neck

Stranger: caressing so carefully and gently with your perfect lips

Stranger: I let you go becaues it feels soo good

Stranger: then you keep working down from my neck

Stranger: occasionaly pausing

Stranger: as you run your funger down the center of my abs

Stranger: feeling every bumb as syour finger and lips pass over it

Stranger: you are just seeing the pure tease on my face and are enjoying every socnd

Stranger: your lips begin to get close

You: i love every word

Stranger: you see the elastic of my boxers

Stranger: with a great smile you continue

You: think of me when you do your thing later

Stranger: with great anticipation

You: WAAAIIIIT my battery about to die

Stranger: plug it inn

Stranger: all fresh and ready to continue?

You: go on

You: is it kay to eat my sandwich

You: youre making me hungry

Stranger: :P well you wil be eating something soon ;)

You: hahaha

Stranger: do you ever tease yourself while you read?

Stranger: too feel good to the max?

Stranger: even if you don't show

You: no i just let it feel sore down there

You: throbing

Stranger: haha your such a tease

Stranger: is it throbbing rn?

You: it stopped coz u stopppped

Stranger: ugh well you were so close

Stranger: so close to my waistband

Stranger: your eyes begin to catch my bulge

Stranger: a perfect smile goes

Stranger: across your face

Stranger: your blood is rushing full of pure bliss

Stranger: your hands are sweaty

Stranger: you are trhobbing from all the teasing

Stranger: so you contnue

Stranger: your view is here iwth only my boxyers

You: damnnnnn

Stranger: then you see my bulge

Stranger: kissing each abdomen

Stranger: you want cam on my face or here?

Stranger: because I want you to feel so good

You: faceeee. i love ur reaction

You: every small breathe

Stranger: ughh yes

Stranger: you are such a tease

Stranger: makng me so tunred on

Stranger: do you think you can help me after?

You: lets see how it goes

Stranger: ok ;)

Stranger: so you were at my waistband with your lips

Stranger: questioning

Stranger: do you make the move and finally give me everything ive been wanting?

Stranger: you decide not yet

Stranger: run your finger along it then you go back to my lips

Stranger: lying right on top of me

You: tease you moreeeee <3

Stranger: and we go into another long makekout

Stranger: im practically bursting at my boxers

Stranger: but you dont care

Stranger: you can tell

Stranger: you feel it on your body as your laying on top of me

Stranger: then onve again

Stranger: I flip you over

Stranger: this time exploring a bit

Stranger: kissing your shoulder

Stranger: gently right to your collar bone

Stranger: making you really feel every breathe as yoru lungs are so tight

Stranger: your small little body is so wound up

Stranger: you can't take much more so you decide to do it yourself

Stranger: you rub your hands and fingers across your clit really quickly as you quickly inhanle

Stranger: it is so close throbbing

Stranger: but you take them off

You: but you stopped me

Stranger: just teasing them that muchh more

You: you want to be in control

Stranger: I grab your hand

Stranger: yo need to wait

Stranger: You need to wait for my mouth to finally please you fully

Stranger: you won't want to move your hand but you allow me to place it back on the bed

Stranger: where you have to hodl the covers

Stranger: im holding each breast taking turns

Stranger: mteasing you more and more than I thought I could each time

Stranger: your nipples are so hard

Stranger: sticking straight up

Stranger: right into my mouth where they brush my teeth as i gently play with them

Stranger: softly yet a little tough so it doesnt hurt

Stranger: you are having to do all you can to keep you hand from slipping back to your underwear

Stranger: slowly teasing under there

Stranger: you begin to move your hand

Stranger: but again

Stranger: I catch it

Stranger: you trhob harder and faster than you were before

You: you tease so mch i love ittt

Stranger: your body is seeming like it is yelling every muscle in your body

Stranger: just do ittt

Stranger: it weill feellll sooo goood

Stranger: just rub it a little more

Stranger: but im hokidng your hands in place iwth one of mine

Stranger: as I sense your uge and am fighitng it for you

Stranger: you can't control your short sharp breaths

Stranger: and your exhales as you are moaning

Stranger: so softly

Stranger: yet so despereatley

Stranger: I begin to notice something as my lips once agin slip down below your belly button

Stranger: your panties are getting a bit wet

Stranger: i grin and look up at you

Stranger: I see you want me to keep going down so bad but i continue to hold your hands

Stranger: Ido go down

Stranger: of shoot

Stranger: I randomly matched iwth someone else

Stranger: she has her tits out

Stranger: im sitll just holidng

Stranger: you

You: hahahahah what do you mean u matched with someone else

Stranger: another tab

You: go on let me eat first

Stranger: no

Stranger: Im gonna skip here

Stranger: dnne

Stranger: you are too aamzing

Stranger: my lips are still hovering so close as they pulled of your stomach

You: she must do all the action im here for the pussy throbing stories of yours

Stranger: right above the wetspot on your panties

Stranger: you want it so bad

Stranger: but I continue to move downward

Stranger: right to your bare thighs

Stranger: my lips land right on thm after softly kissing your panties on the way by

Stranger: you though that's what you wanted....

Stranger: but really

Stranger: It just made your urg efor more worse

Stranger: yurge for more*

Stranger: my lips are on your thigh

Stranger: slowly going to your inner thighs so perfect

Stranger: my hands up on your chest

Stranger: I feel something in your legs as I get close

Stranger: they quicker a bit

Stranger: jsut shake a little

Stranger: your hand begins to fight mine

Stranger: but I hold it down

Stranger: not allowing it to satisfy your pussy

Stranger: no matter how hard you fight i you can't get there

Stranger: liek now

Stranger: you can just brush over it yet you can't linger

You: sorry iwas distracted something in my mouth

You: from the nuttella

Stranger: as im hoding you ther all I can notice is your panties getting wetter and wetter

Stranger: its ok

Stranger: your moaning is getting more often and more often

Stranger: once again I lift my lips

Stranger: then ever so slowly

You: coz were getting on the best part

Stranger: move them to your panites

Stranger: right over them

Stranger: you can practically feel my breathe

Stranger: teasing down your clit and g spots

Stranger: you quiver again letting out a huge sigh

You: where is the g spot

You: i cant even find it

You: :(

Stranger: hopeefully we will find it in a minute ;)

Stranger: instead of kissing right down n it I smile again

Stranger: so gently rub up it with my han as I bring my face back up to yours

Stranger: our lips going to meet ocnce more

You: no

Stranger: only this time all that is racing through your mind is your pussy

You: dont kiss me

You: with vag juice on ur moth

Stranger: I will kiss you

You: noooooo

Stranger: i don't have juice yet

Stranger: I just barely kissed your pantie befre it was all wet

You: once u go down theres no coming back to my mouth

Stranger: But I still won't totally kiss you

Stranger: just one little smooch on the neck

Stranger: my hands getting as close as they have ever been

Stranger: just the edges of my fingers brishing the edges of your panties

Stranger: you can practiacally feel me going all the way

Stranger: yet instead

Stranger: I pause

Stranger: One more time

You: i still havent reciprocate

Stranger: Keep an eye on your hands making sure you don't go to please your pussy

Stranger: as I slip my boxers off

Stranger: since you know it isn't time yet no matter how much your pussy is screaming at you you woldiny jump on me as I allow you

Stranger: quickly kiss over my chist to my abs

Stranger: this time it isnt just my bulge you feel

Stranger: you feel mmy bare warm cock

Stranger: aginst your thighs as you slide down lips getting closer and closer

Stranger: you feel it pules as your pussy throbs

Stranger: seemingly made for each other

Stranger: yet I don't allwo it yet

Stranger: yout mouth is on my happy trail lips forming a kissing grin as you imagine

Stranger: finally

Stranger: you are getting down to what you pussy is really craving

Stranger: you feel it throb with your heart

Stranger: I put my hands on thour head

You: not yeeetttt

Stranger: holding your head steady

You: i need to do you first

Stranger: I make you look me in hte eyes

Stranger: I grin and say im a gentleman

Stranger: so a furiosly flip you over

Stranger: hold your hands down again

Stranger: this time go straingt to your thighs and lower abdowmne

Stranger: I notice your panties are almost soaked

Stranger: so much wetter than before

Stranger: I thin this is finally it

Stranger: your nipples are fully erect

Stranger: your pussy is so tight and wet it is throbbing harder than youve ever had

Stranger: your breath speeds up with anticipation

Stranger: as I look up at you kissing your inner thigh

Stranger: Once more I feel you quivker only more than ever before

Stranger: but you let out a sigh

Stranger: imagining it is just another tease

Stranger: im just gonna pull away leave you wanting forever

Stranger: but no

Stranger: as you close your eyes

Stranger: waiting to be left thhrobbing once again

Stranger: about to give up

Stranger: you suddenly fel it

Stranger: feel it

You: i want to be on top

You: guide me

Stranger: my fingers brushing acrossyour

Stranger: panties

Stranger: sliding them off finally

Stranger: as we flip over

Stranger: you getting right on top of me as I slip your panties onto the floor

Stranger: your legs spread on either side of me

Stranger: you are finally ready

Stranger: so excited of finally not being disappointed

Stranger: do you want to tease a littleunder your blanket as we finally make it? feel free it will add to the story if you want

Stranger: I hold your hips

Stranger: two hands as you are right on top of me

You: no i like your storyyy

Stranger: you reach down with your small little hands

Stranger: yes I will keep telling you

Stranger: it

Stranger: grab my cock and realize its been waiting as much as you

Stranger: you just feel it up and down

Stranger: fantasizing about how good it will really feel

Stranger: just lost in the moment

Stranger: it feels like perfection that will never end

Stranger: after a minute

Stranger: I take oe hand

Stranger: and finally decide

Stranger: to guide you

Stranger: I take control of my throbbing warm cock and look you in the eyes as you sit on both knees

Stranger: directly on top of me

Stranger: your eyes closed in pure bliss

Stranger: anticipation

Stranger: I take my cock

Stranger: with my other hand your body

Stranger: slowly guide it won

Stranger: down

Stranger: the tip just brusihng your throbbing pussy

Stranger: we are finally

Stranger: after everything

Stranger: both totally bare

You: is the other tab still open? :(

Stranger: exactly where we want to be

Stranger: no

Stranger: I skipped her for you

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: why do you ask?

You: i heard something just now

Stranger: as my tip just ever so slightly brusehd your pussy

Stranger: it is magic

Stranger: both of our eyes close

Stranger: we can't keeo em open

Stranger: as our eyes roolll back

Stranger: our breaths shorten

Stranger: we gsasp

Stranger: its more than youve imagined

Stranger: as I slowly rub my tip against your wet throbbing pussy

Stranger: slowly warming up

Stranger: your pussy seems to be reaching out and grabbing

Stranger: almost trying to pull me in it just want to go

Stranger: but I slowly just apply more pressure

Stranger: you just lower yourself with each inch your eyes go back further into your head

Stranger: and your exhalesrunrn into louder moans

Stranger: you sllwoly got down past the tip

Stranger: there are still 5 more inches and your tight pussy wants it all

You: what with the other sound :(

You: i cant concentrate :(

Stranger: you keep going as you feel it right up against your walls

Stranger: im sorry I have no idea

Stranger: its just me and you tho

Stranger: 5 more inches

Stranger: you just sit down even further

Stranger: 4 more

Stranger: it alread fells like heaven

Stranger: youre pussy is just gushing now

Stranger: just wants to lubricate to go deeper

Stranger: I go out after 3 inches in

Stranger: youve only gone halfway

Stranger: back in nice and slow

Stranger: as you exhale moaning with me

Stranger: as finally Im getting to enjoy your whole perfection

Stranger: as we become truly one

Stranger: you are up to five inches

Stranger: feeling so full and like you can't go

Stranger: but you push yourself all this anticipation building you up wanting to take it all

Stranger: finally

Stranger: you succeded

Stranger: you feel it up in your small body and it is pure completion

Stranger: you feel it right against your walls

Stranger: and wiggle in pleasure

Stranger: so warm

Stranger: so hard

Stranger: so tight

Stranger: so perfect

Stranger: you just go up feeling it slide along

Stranger: then back down

Stranger: youre still fully stretching and loving every second

Stranger: you on tom of me hands on your hips

Stranger: encouraging you to go faster

Stranger: you are slowly speeding up

Stranger: moaning

Stranger: more and more as we go faster

Stranger: just gasping for ari yet loving it all

Stranger: never wanitng to end

Stranger: then i begin to move my hips

Stranger: thristing

Stranger: somehow going deper than you though possible

Stranger: you know what we finally find?

Stranger: i ht something you neer have felt before

Stranger: it sends electricity througoutyour whole body like youve never felt before

Stranger: you shake

Stranger: as I thrust it happends again

Stranger: you are in awe

Stranger: pure pleasure

Stranger: just feeling us work as one

Stranger: so deep it is your G-spot

Stranger: every ride up and down is like a new snensation

Stranger: you can't stop

Stranger: it is the best feeling in the world as you feel it perfectly and me smiling up in bliss a tyou rding me

Stranger: your moaninng gets uncontrollable b

Stranger: but you don't care

Stranger: you just want more

Stranger: so I slow down

Stranger: then go nice and gentle

Stranger: as your breathing settles I then go fast again

Stranger: shocking you

Stranger: with that shivering g spot

Stranger: again your back to maoning so muucchh

Stranger: you can''t stop

Stranger: you are feeling as if your pussy is throbbing again

Stranger: youve never had this feeling or beeen this wet

Stranger: getting all over my cock sliding up and down

Stranger: we are running out of breath but don't care

Stranger: fater

Stranger: faster

Stranger: yes you moan

Stranger: just like that

Stranger: over and over

Stranger: felling of happiness overflowing

Stranger: screaming yesss

Stranger: it is everything you imagines

Stranger: then as we are going faster and faster you begin fto feel this new thing

You: everything and more

Stranger: yes and more

Stranger: youve never felt this before

Stranger: you feel as if your pussy isn't just throbbing but your gonna let loose

Stranger: a feeling you cant control

Stranger: you can't do anything but moan and go faster

Stranger: it feels better and better

Stranger: so your going faster and faster

Stranger: bumping up and down

Stranger: g-spot g spot gspot

Stranger: you didn't think this was possible

Stranger: then all the sudden you let one loose

Stranger: you scream as if in pain but it is pure pleasure

Stranger: you couldn't get wet boefore

Stranger: but now

Stranger: your letting it al out

Stranger: your pussy begins to gush all over

Stranger: squirting all over my cock as you go up

You: i neer tried that before

Stranger: it is so amazing

Stranger: you never triend squirting?

You: i dont think i can

Stranger: all women can if it is right i think

Stranger: some more and some less

Stranger: but you can

Stranger: did I make you wet at all?

You: when i feel i gotta pee i stop pleasuring myself

Stranger: you just need to let ygo

Stranger: that's the difference

Stranger: you feel it all building up

Stranger: then almost like you have to pee

Stranger: while your riding me

Stranger: but you don't care this tiem

Stranger: its too good

Stranger: you keep riding

Stranger: I don't stop

Stranger: then you let it all lose

Stranger: never knewo you could do it

Stranger: but let it all go almost like your beigng

Stranger: inly it feels like perfection

Stranger: you are in pure harmony

Stranger: squirting everywhere but I don't care because Im there too

Stranger: as I pull out you continue to squirt

Stranger: and on your final moan... i can't hild it

Stranger: let loose all over

Stranger: finally my rock hard cock can't take it

Stranger: it explodes shooitng cum

Stranger: all over as you are insipire for one last squirt

Stranger: as you rub your clit

Stranger: we finish together

Stranger: sighing with totall satisfctin

Stranger: it was perfect

Stranger: my first time

Stranger: and your first time squirting

Stranger: and finding your g spot

Stranger: we lie next to each other

Stranger: breathe

Stranger: look at each other

Stranger: then smile ;)

You: its so perfect

Stranger: then we fall asleep and can't wait for nect time ;)

Stranger: it is perfection :)

You: youve been rock hard for almost 2 hours

Stranger: hah ayeah.....

Stranger: its huritng my balls now lol

Stranger: so im starting to not get as hard its all pent up

Stranger: do you want to try something or are you satisfied?

You: im so satisfied i can touch myself

You: you need to do it also

You: or else it will hurt

Stranger: yes ;thank you

Stranger: do it together?

You: i dont like people seeing me when i touch myself. But i want to hear you

Stranger: did i earn it?

Stranger: it would be so amazing

Stranger: ighhh

Stranger: I can't make noise still but you can watch

You: let me turn off the lights so i can concetrate.

You: whyyy

Stranger: I have a roomate

Stranger: aww turning lights off ;(

You: hahaha how can you jack off with a room mate

Stranger: its ok I guess I just wish wait I can still see you

Stranger: because you are too sexy lol and he is sleeping

Stranger: its exciting

Stranger: daring

Stranger: edgy

Stranger: you ready bb?

You: i wish you could read some of it to me but you have a roommate :(

Stranger: yes maybe next time

Stranger: is there any way of contact?

Stranger: bfoere we do this?

Stranger: ugh your so dang hot teasing with that lip

Stranger: make me want to do this soo badd

You: our convo is too damn sexy

You: we can meet again here next week

Stranger: it is

You: its too dangerous outside

Stranger: email?

Stranger: yes

You: lets make a tag here

You: im only available every saturday.

Stranger: my email is [email protected]

Stranger: saturdays are best for me

Stranger: email for time?

Stranger: every sat is different for me

You: 2AM your time?

Stranger: 1AM my time?

Stranger: that would be best

You: whats ur timezone?

Stranger: Central

You: hmm whats our tag

Stranger: first timers"

Stranger: ?

Stranger: first timers

You: its too common

Stranger: what then?

You: blanket

Stranger: ok

You: can u check if theres similar

You: on your other tab while sexting with me

Stranger: sure

Stranger: didn't fine anything

Stranger: blanket

Stranger: 1am

Stranger: Saturday

You: what time is it now?

Stranger: 6:55

You: am?

Stranger: yes lol

You: you didnt sleep?!

Stranger: haha no

You: im sorry hahahha

Stranger: ive never done this and you were too perfect and you wanted to keep going haha

Stranger: so 1AM next saturday again?

You: wait let me set a reminder

Stranger: ok

Stranger: then we finsih off to make it memorable?

You: haha okay you can only here me okay

You: i need to concentrate

You: to find that freaking g spoty

Stranger: please to

Stranger: do*

Stranger: I will try my best without seeing you

Stranger: what do you want to see from me?

Stranger: face or my cock bb?

Stranger: yes bb tase it make it so wet for me

Stranger: tell me when your getting close with thumbs up

Stranger: im so hard for u rn

Stranger: if you can talk and tell me when your close ill cum with you

Stranger: yes find that g spot bb

Stranger: fast n slow

Stranger: deep strokes bb

Stranger: show me ur face if you can bb

Stranger: mmm im sooo hardd

Stranger: ready whenver you are bb

Stranger: get soo wet fro me

Stranger: so I can go nice and deeo

Stranger: scraping those walls

Stranger: and say yes bb when your close an dI should go

Stranger: ride me bb

Stranger: nice and fast then slow

Stranger: fast for a bit

Stranger: then faster then slowww

Stranger: im edging so hard for you bb so close

Stranger: take it niceand deep bb

Stranger: im so close to cumming bb

Stranger: are you?

Stranger: answer real quik sexy

Stranger: i can't hold much longer

Stranger: im about to cum

Stranger: did you cum bb?

Stranger: ready for me?

Stranger: thumbs up or say yes or type bb

Stranger: I wanna cum for you

You: soooo hot <3

Stranger: you too ;)

Stranger: wich you could see how much that was for you

You: sorry i didnt see ur chat

You: i was so focused

You: go clean an dsleep all sunday okay

Stranger: haha thank you

Stranger: do you finsih good?

You: i dont know if its done coz its still throbing

You: you know i cant squirt

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: well I hope you had a great night

Stranger: im gonna get some sleep now :)

You: go on then good morning haha byeee

Stranger: bye ;)

Stranger has disconnected.

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killapunk · 5 years

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the weirdest, NO, evilest, person i have every worked for

no real names are used in this piece. i refer to other weirdos and freaks throughout, sorry its a long read (i didnt intend for this) but its one of those things ya gotta settle into and believe me its a wild ride. this saga covers over three years of drama btw.

tw: mental health mentioned (inc panic attacks), chronic illness mentioned and mild sex references

i am going to single out jess. shes more evil than a weirdo but weirdo nonetheless. pete is a secondary weirdo in this saga.

i work in retail for a long time. a fashion store to be precise. i started out in one store but transferred when i started studying at uni and remained there for the majority of the retail career. during my time there i had three managers, the longest one, who is also a fucking weirdo was pete. now before i worked with pete, before he transferred to our store. i didnt like pete when i started working with him, he annoyed the fuck outta me. but my life circumstances changed and my mental health issues got very bad AND i was diagnosed with cfs so i had to disclose it w him. turns out… he was fucking mental too, very understanding, super chill. we liked the same shit. great boss. 11/10 every time.

he would be my reference for every job ever…

…but. he started gettin involved w jess. now to jess. the main character in this piece.

jess had started at the company around the same time as me and we were always on the same level until the last year or so. jess was a bit older than the average age of staff at the store (17-20) and was 23 when this drama started. she had a college diploma, went onto do something semi-successful but related to her HND. but blew all her money, moved back into her parents and started working at the store part time and then onto full time. she was like…the perfect retail girl? small, cute, slim, bubbly… always looked cool in her uniform. customers loved the fuck out of her.

jess had a bf when i first started and pete had a longstanding gf. jess and her bf ended things abt 4 or 5 months before pete and his gf. but i remember they started gettin cushy around about this time. im not sure if its cos im v sympathetic towards pete (a true kind soul who i hold v dearly in my heart) but even tho youd be thinking ‘boss abuses his power’ …jess was and still is fuckin manipulative and he has longstanding mental health issues and i just think she sorta got the ball rollin’. pete and his gf didn’t seem on good terms, i dunno the full story but it seemed like they should have broken a long time before the did.

i think the fortnight before pete and his gf broke up they were spotted hanging out together near where she lived. it was this hush hush thing that everyone giggled abt cos there was at the time talk they were fuckin. when it got out, after his breakup jess said she was ‘just being a friend’ cos he was ‘going through a tough time’.

jess got promoted to keyholder even though she didnt really (at the time) have the skills or confidence to be a keyholder. and then she started to try and fuckin control the work. back during this time, everyone who worked at the store, minus literally 3 people, had worked for the company for at least a year. the store ran very well, we were always in profit. nothing went wrong. but. she started changing processes because it 'made things easier when she was opening’. like. she made everyone tally the amount of people they served in the fitting room in one box and tally the amount of things people left behind so she could make a sales chart. idk if that’s normal in other stores but like? it was just nuts and impossible to do.we always put deliveries away out the package but not folded in a particular way. she made everyone tag and (where relevant) hang items bc she had to pick everything in the morning.

she became friends w most of the girls, including one of the supervisors. they ruled the workplace. it was a total gossip mill. she gaslit the fuck outta people. one already less-popular girl at work ended up quitting cos she kept blaming her for fuck ups, she kept getting write ups and it was impating her mental health. she spun people against her. less popular girl spoke up and called her a bully and jess acted all defensive and said she wasn’t a bully bc shed been bullied before? jess continued to fuck up the workplace. next she turned on two people in her own clique. one tbh, i think she was jealous of bc jess had always wanted to be a teacher and this gal was training to be one. the other girl was v like jess, just not a bitch… strongwilled, liked control. anyway, drama got to the point where they had to quit. waay too much drama for this textpost. at this point others started to notice n work became hostile. jess moved her girlgang clique to one of the original clique girls, a different supervisor and the other two full time staff members.

pete obv didn’t listen to people coming to him, as store manager being like… hey… there’s this major clique problem and he’d be like ‘nah everyone is just friends, jess is a bit insecure but yno things are good, people quit, its just retail. fuck it.’ jess accused everyone who didn’t get on w her as being a terrible person. those legit words. like. if someone said it was a shame x, y or z left shed rebut, nah they were shit at their job, they were a shit person. honestly. EVERYONE. was a bad person. even the nicest people in the world were the worst person, the worst at the job. she was a good person, she liked the good people. she HAD BEEN BULLIED AND WOULD NEVER BULLY. she threw the anxiety word around a lot.

once we had a staff night out and i got left alone with jess and pete at the end of the night in this terrible lil bar as i waited for someone to pick me up. this is a good point to mention jess was always weirdly jealous cos i was close to pete. fucking ridic considering he was 14 years older than me and you know my fucking boss??? this night, i was sitting right next to pete, we were both drinking, jess wasn’t (cos she likes to be in control, she even said it), he had his arm around me and was whispering something into my ear that was such a non-thing i don’t even remember. she got her phone out, started texting. he excused himself and when he returned he sat beside her. it was fucking nuts. i couldn’t believe my eyes. we had to basically carry pete out of the bar. jess said to me she was gonna drive him home cos it was on the way to hers (spoiler! it was not!). myself and pete did the open the next day. he came in wearing the same clothes. i mean, he could have just passed out and had to rush to work when he woke up. but. this guy went out a lot. he never repeated an outfit. i think jess took advantage of a very drunk him. similarly, on another night out, jess promised to drive someone home. said person got too drunk and thew up. jess refused to take them home and called them embarrassing, she gave the space in her car to pete.

i had a major bad evening shift at work concerning another staff member, kaylee. a gal who just rubbed me up the wrong way, and who didn’t like me. ill never know why but it was just one of those things where anytime i was on shift w her she would nitpick and bitch about me and just… make me feel not v good. she was possibly the laziest and rudest person i had ever worked with but someone got away with it?

i used her as a way to talk to pete about the general problems in the store (jess). and…it was fuckin surreal. i told him abt kaylee. i told him i thought jess was controlling but kinda laid off a bit like ‘i get she thinks shes doing it for good’ etc. i padded it out w a few other rly petty issues abt the store. i was actually really upset, kinda numb from life to properly let out my emotions. and then. he started cry on me. like this full-on grown man having a panic attack in front of me when i was 19, fucked on diazepam i should have never been prescribed. to this day i visualise it. me and pete were v close at this point, and like, he didn’t mention jess too much – asked me about the other girl and other issues when i came to him. we spoke about personal shit, all but jess. i kinda wonder if he didn’t have the panic attack if i would have told him his under the radar relationship w her was not on?

and then. pete sold me out in the name of jess. idk the full ins and outta everything but he had to confront the drama once and for all cos our figures were so low so he decided to blame it all on kaylee. from my understanding of the situ from a lot of ‘he said she said’ bs, pete had this big meeting w kaylee. was like. 1. do ur job right and 2. stop being rude and unapproachable. the thing is, although kaylee is rude shes one of these ppl who most ppl really liked, not in a jess/regina george theyre scared of you way but…like they thought she was a tv character and she was funny and honest. so i think she confronted some obvious allies, and jess told her, according to another staff member, that i complained about her. after hearing this i obvious went to pete and tbh, acted pretty dramatic (cos if you haven’t fucking learned already THIS STORE WAS FULL OF DRAMA QUEENS). as soon as i heard, i started texting him angrily on his day off. i remember folding something in the fitting rooms and he came up to give me a hug and i was like ‘HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TELL OTHER PEOPLE MY BUSINESS’. i confronted jess, in a lighter tone, cos i obv told pete (half) what i felt about her. jess played the fucking innocent role. like, she said something along the lines of ‘we’re both close to pete n he was so worried that when me, you and kaylee did those shifts together that something would go wrong. so he told me to keep an eye on things and that’s all i told kaylee cos she wasn’t sure why she was being targeted when so many people in this store are treating people badly. i didn’t say you reported her or anything, honestly!!!!’ queue more bs.

after this, jess didn’t bother with me but was never explicit about hating me. if there was a convo going on and i tried to join in she scolded at me for being nosey. if i was unwell (i have cfs) shed moan ‘jokingly’ that i always had to be ill. i think she ripped on me once cos i said i was late for a hand-in at uni.

her next real victim, however, was jack, my best friend in store and our supervisor. jack was getting fucked over in his supervisor role bc pete would schedule jess for anything managerial. jess started a rumour that pete didn’t trust jack bc jack fucked it at a meeting w the other stores (semi true but fucking up a meeting isn’t the end of the world). like. anything jack would be, jess would be on him. by this point 50% of the staff that were around at the start of the story HAD LEFT. jess had driven people out and had the new ones all up her arse.

pete quit. it was sudden.

not long later, facebook popped up with a fuckin ‘pete is in a relationship with jess’ status and pete has never spoken to me again. i left shortly after that, although our new manager was lovely i felt like i was working for jess.

jack ended up GETTING DEMOTED, by petes replacement who had no idea what a shitstorm she was getting herself into. the new manager PROMOTED jess and demoted jack bc she was doing all the supervisor jobs whilst jack was only doing midshifts. he didnt get shafted to the lowest pay and was instead given the title ‘trainer and authorised opener/closer’ whilst still doing the same fucking job. he transferred out, cos that shit is fucking degrading and within, like two months he was put back up his rightful position. yay for my forever work bestie. I

feel like this has been going on for too long now. i think this doesn’t do her justice. like…i cant believe someone who is NOW 26 and who got what she wanted after manipulating a mentally ill man caused so much drama and pain and tension in a fucking clothes store.

fucking horrid. im reading this completely exhausted and so i cant say much but i just feel like these people are always the ones who come out on top, and its so fucked up. im really sorry you had to deal with so many unpleasant people, and your friend as well.

i swear mediocrity and asskissing is what gets you anywhere in this world, and manipulative cunts like this jess woman take full advantage of that. it’s pretty scary, honestly. amazing how far drama can go, huh. this is why i have trust issues.

i still hope she gets her ass kicked by life, though. there has to be some sort of karmic justice somewhere

i also feel like i should say that there’s always going to be people who won’t like you for some reason. even if you don’t do anything wrong and even though everyone else thinks they’re great. no idea why this happens, but all i can say is there’s really nothing you can do. so FUCK EM (in the most metaphorical sense as they don’t deserve you giving them the time of day)

#manipulation #story sharing #submission

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g0dtier · 7 years

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THANK U!! To start: I'm 19yrs old. Ok well I started work a month ago and there was an older coworker there I found attractive. Not looks, just personality. Like damn he's amazing and kind and just a Good Person. Then a few days ago he asked for my Snapchat and I was like sure why not. Hes married with kids so I didn't think anything of it. His wife is Stunning too like hot damn. But then he like ?Seemed to be flirting ya know. Flirting. At me. Like. Why. How. WHY. so I was slightly concerned(1)

2) now he's just amazing really and I can see why his wife fell for him cuz that personality is The Best. And I'm pretty open and I always connect better with adults. Always. Even when I was a kid, all my friends were middle aged adults. Idk why. Prob cuz due to life I stopped being childish years ago. But anyway, after work, I was heading to the beach. He saw on my story and asked if he could come visit before he went to work again. Why not? It's public and I trust him and myself3) Btw did I mention he's fucking 40?? Yea. Anyway while at the beach he opened up about how he likes me and he doesn't know why but it's how he feels and he leaned in and kissed me and idk what to do. The kiss was so good and I kissed back. But at the same time WTF is happening. I could kiss him forever BUT he's married. And older. Even tho I like that. He said what happens next is up to me and he'll stop 100% no questions asked if I tell him nook. hm. first of all, i want you to know that i understand (and sort of have been in) your situation completely. but also, holy shit get the fuck out of there. now.

there is nothing wrong with your feelings. honestly ive had my fair share of crushes on older people, so lmfao i know what you mean. there is legit nothing wrong about your behavior in this situation, because you like him and this stuff happens, but imma just list a couple of things on why this dude is Not the person you feel he is and why his behavior is really, really scary. It’s not gonna be fun but please, im gonna go ahead and feel like you came to me because you (hopefully) value my honest opinion, so please hear me out.

You have known him for a month. He is 40 years old. This is legal, but ask yourself, even if he’s super funny/charming/caring/seems responsible, what kind of person would cheat on his wife and kids with a 19 year old colleague that he’s known for a month? Like I said, the fault here isn’t with you, but any person who legitimately acts this way is not as charming as he seems. Especially with him having multiple kids (im gonna guess at least one is around 10, 11 years old? youre less than twice that age). Parents should be responsible and know how creepy it is to cheat on your spouse with someone who’s literally barely legal.

He is your colleague. You have worked there for a month, I’m gonna go and guess he’s worked there for several years. He has authority over you, and not just in the “he’s been here longer”, as in “if you let him put you in a vulnerable situation he could literally ruin your fucking resume. If he’s good friends with the bossman, as soon as he feels in danger/you do something he doesn’t like, he could probably get you fired AND have the bossman write down a bad review for future companies who might do background checks. He could blackmail the fuck out of you if needed. Relationship with a colleague? Bad idea. Relationship with a significantly older colleague who has this kinda authority over you? No.

Again, I know you feel like his personality is the best and he probably wouldn’t do that, but he knows DAMN WELL he shouldn’t be trying to bed you. Nobody puts their wife, kids, job AND public rep as “not a fucking creep” on the line within a month without being damn confident that they won’t get caught. Hence the blackmail part above.

The whole “You can stop this at any time if we do this” is a ruse. You can’t. He has power over you.

The “I don’t know why I like you I just do” is also a ruse. He’s 40. He’s married. He is not some inexperienced 20yo who doesn’t understand his own feelings. If he’s still in the stage of “idk why i like u i just do so i cheated on my wife and kids to be with you on the side” at 40yo and married then there’s something mentally wrong with him.

Imagine if you went and took his offer. Aside from the vulnerable position he puts you in, imagine if you fully fell in love with him. I am 100% sure he’s not gonna make it public that he’s dating you. You will be the secret. Which will make you even more vulnerable, especially if you’re emotionally invested in him. You will be a 19yo in a secret relationship with your 40 year old colleague who also has a wife and kids. This is not a happy way to live. No matter how much you like him now, that kind of relationship is never worth it and he knows it and he does not care. If he felt like you deserved a healthy, happy relationship, he wouldn’t have kissed you because he knows he couldnt provide that if he tried.

Imagine IF, against all odds, he decided to give up his wife and kids to live a happy life with you. Imagine he dies at 60. You will be the 40 year old widow.

This is not a healthy situation, this is not a life you want to live, and he knows it anon. He’s so damn sure about his safety in this situation that he went this far within a month. His wife, kids and job will be gone if anyone finds out about this and still he did it. He’s sure he won’t get hurt because he knows he’s got you in the palm of his hand. Which is logical, and 100% not something you could do anything about, but it’s super fucked up of him to do.

This is probably not the answer you were looking for, but the only one I can give. I’m so sorry you’re in this situation. I know that you’re probably reading this and thinking it’s not true because he’s so sweet and caring and is giving you the time to think about it, so it doesn’t feel creepy, but please look at this situation from a objective point of view and see how creepy this is.

No respectable married adult would put their family and job on the line to have an affair with someone they’ve known for a month, no matter their age. His age just makes it even more shitty for you because you’re more vulnerable now than if he was your age.

Again, nothing in this situation is your fault. When I found out about how my situation was actually really bad, I blamed myself for not noticing it sooner and not “being more mature” or whatever, but it literally doesn’t matter. You’re not the one at fault here but there’s absolutely something wrong with him.

I’m going to bed now because i should’ve been in bed about an hour ago, but i couldn’t not respond to this after getting the 2nd message. I hope you’re ok, I hope you can maybe find a trusted person to talk this over with (not necessarily an authorative figure immediately, but someone you can earnestly talk to about how you feel) and I hope to god you’ll stay away (or even just friends if necessary) from him and stay safe. This can only go wrong and you probably realize this.

#Anonymous

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saintkimora · 7 years

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well i finally found time to type this all up so! here is the story of how last last friday and saturday night went (not the ones from this weekend but the weekend before so like a week and a half ago). it isnt really a nice story but it is significant. first part is tristan then joel then tristan again, the tristan parts are good but the joel part is pretty bad. this is only part 1 btw! sorry @ that one anon a few days ago bc this might make you even more mad lmao

first part: tristan! so on friday i was in the library holding an online eboard meeting for gsa and tristan (the first guy i talked to for a while then hooked up with like 2 years ago and last christmas eve) was apparently studying in nexus which is the building next door to the library. and he sent me a snap (it was clearly the type you send to a lot of people it wasnt like an individual one) of him captioned i hate studying so i sent him one saying i hate planning events bc thats what i was doing. so we snapped back and forth for a while and then the library closed so i was leaving and he was like “come say hi to me in nexus” so i was like ok!

so i went and sat across the table from him and we talked for like an hour and a half and it was so nice! hes v good to talk to but our conversation dynamic was kinda similar to me and joel’s dynamic so that was interesting. he called me my voice cute at the beginning bc i was like “sorry if i sound weird im a little congested today” and he was like “no you sound like you always do, its cute” so i was like hm so then we talked and caught up and it was very good conversation! then at one point after asking how i was in general he was like “so how are you doing....romantically” and i told him how i was with someone rn but i was kinda having some issues and he was like oh ok and i asked him and he said hes looking but its hard bc people keep ghosting him so i was like aw :/ (but on the inside i was like well thats what you get for ghosting me all those years ago lmao)

also at one point i told him i go to the gym now so i have a little bit of muscle and he was like “yeah haha sure” and i was NOT about to take that so i was like “i can show you right now if you want” (i was wearing a tank and a zip up hoodie) so i took off one hoodie sleeve revealing my arm and i flexed and he was shook he was like “oh wow you werent kidding, thats actual progress” and i was like ha

after an hour and a half he had to go meet his friends or something so i went home. overall it was super nice! i loved talking to him so later that night i just sent him a nice text thanking him for spending time w me and saying how much i enjoyed it and then he thanked me for keeping him company and said he really enjoyed catching up so that was nice! then later that night things took a turn for the worst.....

so at this point it was friday night and joel and i were texting as usual, we were having a nice convo and were making jokes and what not. then after i asked about his day he texted me this “its fine but i just got another fucking email from slut A and im over it” and i was like “slut A......” and he was like “fucking tinamarie” (the girl who always causes trouble for his theatre club that gets him really pissed off even though it really isnt that serious) and i was like “yeah i figured but did you really need to call her that” and he was like “if youre literally gonna criticize every single word i say then im just gonna stop talking” so then i apologized like 3 times but he left me on read and didnt talk to me for the rest of the night

so! the second i read that final text i had like......a panic attack? or something? idk but it was a mess i got soooooooo cold instantly like i put on sweats socks a hoodie and 2 blankets and i was still trembling and my teeth were chattering so hard i couldnt even talk bc it just came out as gibberish and my toes were numb and my heart was beating fast and you know all that good stuff. i texted several hunties but none of them answered so i decided to text tristan! he was v nice and he comforted me and talked me through it which i appreciated. but like getting that text reminded me so much of the texts i would get from caleb so it just made all those feelings come rushing back and it was v overwhelming but i wasnt about to call joel about it bc he was already mad at me and i was scared i was gonna make it worse

about an hour later i sent him a long text saying how sorry i was bc he wanted to vent to me and i shut him down when i shouldve just taken his side and stuff bc i wanted to try to fix the situation. half of it was lies though like i was not sorry for what i did at all bc he should not be calling this tinamarie girl that! he didnt read that text until the next morning but even after he didnt respond. he was def still awake when i sent it though bc i saw him active on fb messenger slightly afterwards. anyways the next day tristan texted me again to check on me and see if i heard from joel which i hadnt by that point but i really appreciated that he went through the effort of doing that! joel and i had plans to go to the mall that day so i texted him around 4pm (this is saturday now) saying i hope his auditions went well and asking if he wouldve still liked to go to the mall w me. he said he wasnt feeling up for it bc hes tired and i was like not up for the mall or not up for me and he was like just the mall, you can come over instead. so i went over and brought him popeyes bc he was hungry and we hung out and watched dragula and talked and it was like a completely normal day so i was a little surprised he didnt bring up the events of last night. so like 3 eps into dragula s1 i asked him if he could pause it so we could talk so he did and this is where things got worse

so i was like “so....how are you feeling about what happened last night?” and he was like “well it was fucking annoying because i wanted to vent to you and you tried to school me, im already socially conscious, i know its wrong but it was the first thing that came to mind at the time” and i was like “well if you are mad at a woman and your first instinct is to call her that then that might be a problem” and he was like “can i be a fucking human?” like ???????????????? the STUPIDEST excuse like that makes no sense! you can be human without saying misogynistic things like.....annoying. he just had soooo many excuses he was like “oh its ok bc i would never actually say that to her face” like...ok great to know that being socially conscious is just a performative thing for you! if you only do it in public but are still problematic in private then like...whats the point

he was also like “it may seem like a small issue that isnt important to you but her emails are actually a huge problem. YOU wouldnt know since your organization isnt as involved, but her actions affect every area of the organization so its stressful to deal with her” like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeee we go again idk why he always tries to drag my gsa for no reason. i didnt even say he couldnt be stressed or angry with her i just said he shouldnt call her what he did!

so now for when it got personal. so i told him i was like “i know you were mad and wanted to cool off so i wasnt gonna force you to talk to me, but it wouldve been nice if you just sent me a text like ‘oh perry im mad and dont wanna talk rn, i need some space ill talk to you later’ instead of just ignoring me for the rest of the night” and he was like “well i didnt have time i had too much going on with the organization” and i was like “i mean it takes 10 seconds to send a text” and he was like “well i didnt want to” OH so now the truth comes out! and then he was like “i was already stressed out with the email so then its like ‘oh now i have to deal with perry too’” and like..............that was really hurtful bc literally the main reason i rarely ever bring up any issues i have to him is bc hes already so stressed with everything else and i want to be a source of happiness in his life not another source of stress so im afraid to bring things up bc i dont want to add to his stress and be another thing that he has to “deal with” so like, he literally vocalized the exact reason im afraid to talk to him about these things so its just confirmed my suspicions and now i feel even worse about bringing up any issues i have with him

i didnt tell him about the panic attack yet but i did say “well i mean im sure you can tell i was upset, since i sent you a long ass apology text an hour after the convo ended. and if it was the other way around and i knew you were upset about something i said i wouldve dropped everything and called you right away to fix the issue” and he said.............. “well im not gonna prioritize you” like.... !!!!!!!!!!!!! ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great! we already knew i was at the bottom of his priority list but at least now he basically admitted it :/ i was just like well ok

that is the end of part 1 bc im splitting up this post lol

#personal

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okay I recently (well its been a few months now) have really gotten into markjin. Im just gonna admit it but I used to be a markjin anti ajajsjsk but they are SO CUTE. I spent one whole evening binge watching markjin vids on YouTube and? they're? so? fckn? cute?!!! like I cant believe I slept on them for so long. anyway, so I came across your blog after, which I love btw!! one thing I noticed about markjin is how much they hold hands?? like I never noticed it before bc it's always done so (1)

naturally and sometimes on the low. it’s cute af bc usually they just grab each other’s hands & squeeze for maybe reassurance or something? idk. also that shit they do during hard carry. I CANT ITS SO CUTE. they smile so wide EVERY TIME. as you are a top tier markjinator I have a question. we all know that story of them eating ice cream that Mark mentioned in got7ing. and we also all know how close bambam and Mark were. I think bam came after Mark to JYP? idk correct me if I’m wrong. but prior to bams arrival i keep wondering if jinyoung was actually the first trainee he got close too. there’s this level of comfort Mark has with jinyoung that I haven’t seen him have with anyone else except maybe yugbam and jackson to an extent. I’m sorry this is long and me rambling about random things but it’s just I’m noticing all this now akskskndsl and I hate myself for taking so long to wake up. in summary markjin is THAT ship. they are so cute and will continue to rise

omg im so glad u’ve converted from an anti n can finally see the Light! jfdkslfjd stop that is literally my every evening like i just search markjin n go wild lmao n yes! handholding is definitely a staple thing in markjin like esp as they even turn casual handshakes into just holding hands jfdksfj it could b anything rlly like a way 2 show appreciation or acknowledge the other like sometimes they do it when the other is talking so 2 like show they r listening or mayb they just feel clingy n affectionate n want a hand in theirs bless idk but its a cute lil habit they have :’) n 2 answer ur question, mark n bam joined jype the same year but im not sure what time in the year bam joined? i kno mark joined in august but im not sure abt bam sorry! but what i do kno is that jinyoung was 1 of the first, n quite possibly the 1st, trainee that mark met bc mark told the story of how they met. mark described meeting jinyoung on literally the 1st day he moved into the dorm, he walked in and jinyoung was coming out of the shower n did the whole “im jyp!” thing so jinyoung rlly was 1 of the 1st friends, maybe even the 1st, he made in the company :-)

#ask #anon

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outerspace-castaway · 7 years

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just found out that there are people who hate taylor swift so much that they make videos on youtube explaining why they hate her.

so far I've only watched 3 and wow these girls know nothing about taylor but they hate her so much. I did rant in their video comment sections:

video 1:'why I hate taylor swift' channel: daniella

my rant:

you literally say what you know about taylor is what the media portrays yet that set you off enough to make a video about her being a horrible, fake person. really? fucking really/ there are a lot of parody videos of taylor /fan made videos etc, and they have not been taken down. 1 famous youtubers video gets taken down and yall lose your shit. btw taylor's mgmt team is more than just her. taylor didnt have a guitar teacher. when she was about 11 a computer guy came over to fix her families computer before he left he taught her a few begginers chords then years laters trys to profit off of her name. taylor has a right to me pissed by that. taylor isnt the first or last celebrity to get thing copyrighted. kanye and beyonce for exaple have hunders of things copyrighted. also taylor isnt getting things copyrighted just bc, she's doing it so big companys cant used her image without her knowing. and ps she doesnt have any lyrics that say "party like its 1989" im guess youre getting that confused with prince's 1999, where he says 'lets party like its 1999' its called being HUMBLE do you not know the meaning of the word humble, i guess you dont, futhermore even tho taylor is surprised when she wins, she does not cry every time. and even if she did why does someone crying bother you? she literally wrote a message about why she took her music off spotify saying that "she doesnt need anymore money", she said she "has enough money to pay her dancers from her tour alone' she pointed out how smaller artist, like indepent artist dont get paid properly by spotify bc spotify takes most of the money for themselves, she also said music is art and art should be free.....adele too her music off spotify too, i'll be waiting for your video attacking adele... btw what your obsession with sticks being in asses? this video was pretty much just full of lies instead of going by the medias portrayal of a person how about try and look for the truth. who am i kinding you as well as everyone in the comments dont care about the truth do you? just sad and pathetic really.

video 2: 'why I hate taylor swift' channel: july2ish

my rant:

kim exposed taylor: taylor was not told "i made that bitch famous" she should clarified that was the lyric but she didnt lie --- omg you hate her bc she dated harry are you in 4th grade, he asked her out. "im about feminism" but you hate her for dating hs taylor doesnt like papa following her -- you hate her bc of her wealth --- dont people pay for spotify too???? -- she didnt sue fans they were sent ciest & disist letter until their copyright issues were straighted out --- the guy wasnt a guitar teacher he was a computer guy who came to the familys home and taught her a few chords before he left, and he wasnt sued -- she copyrighted a stylized version of the year 1989 that was made for her tour not the year or number 1989 here is who taylor swift sued: THAT GUY WHO SEXUAL ASSUALTED HER BY PUTTING HIS HAND UP HER SIRT AND ON HER ASS.

video 3: '6 reasons i hate taylor swift' channel: queen maryah watkins productions (comments were disabled so I left this on her channel)

1. her pr team didnt clarify which lyric she was offended by, she thought kanye was going to use "i made her famous" that is what taylor said in the video kim posted. kanye didnt tell her "i made that bitch famous" "perfessional victim" thats some bullshit. she writes aboutr her feeling, a majority of her songs are NOT about breakups but love songs. ps she isnt the only artist to write about break ups 2. taylor's dad invest in big machine records after she signed to the label. shes very talnted, she does work hard and she walked away from a record label who wanted to sign her because they would alway taylor to write her own music so she walk away then was discovered and signed by scott borschetta then her dad invested in big machine records

3. she doesnt have to dance, really why the hell does that matter? no her voice isnt like whitney or beyonce, its softer, she cant do big notes like they do that doesnt mean she can sing. shes a great guitar player why doent you actually watch her play and she plays multiple intruments well as fpr her lyrics she writers masterpieces, listen to something other than shake it off or wanegbt.

and are you really saying you hate her because of her look and her fashion choices do you not hear how petty that is 4. calling out nicki is the ONLY time shes ever did anything like that. and are you seriously mad bc she gets excited for friends accomplishments? ed sheeran is her best friend. she didnt say she was looking forward to controversy, she said she was looking forward to telling people she knew about the song, not about wanting controversy from it. 5. "has not integrity for music.." she wants people to understand that music is art and should be treated as such, as for writing TIWYCF under a fake name, she and calvin agreed to do that together 'catfished, disillusioned, perplexed', are you fucking with me? swifties were excited when we found out taylor wrote it. you think she lies on her album credits bc of one fucking song? my god could you get anymore stupid? 6. im tired of this "greedy" bullshit. its a lie she didnt say she wants more money for youtube y\this is some bull you pulled out of you ass. she literally said in her apple music letter that she did not need anymore money. go fucking read the damn thing its on her tumblr page. i cannot tell you how pathetic and stupid you sound in this video, this video is filled with lies get a fucking life

video 4: 'rant why i hate taylor swift explicit' channel: lacye leuko

her pr team didnt clarify which lyric she was offended by, she thought kanye was going to use "i made her famous" that is what taylor said in the video kim posted. kanye didnt tell her "i made that bitch famous" therefore she did not have full compltee knowledge. kanye deserves shade but her point was to uplift young girls, something she been doing for years, she used kanye lie to her benefit

kanye is an ass who does & says bad things to many people dont act like he doesnt deserve to be shaded.

her rep leak the info, he should have informed first but why does that bother you?

taylor never confirmed bad blood is about katy, katy did that herself. taylor doesnt have a prolem with tina and amy she was just pissed about the joke.

she's not a snake the video proves kanye didnt say 'i made that bitch famous' the lyric she was told ' i made her famous'

nothing was wrong with selena defending her friend.

i cant believe how you and other taylor haters really dont want to see the truth about taylor.

a few etsy fans were sent Cease and desist orders because of copyright issues, there are still thousands a taylor swift fan artwork on etsy. if those copyright issues were fixed those fans art were probly put back on etsy.

the only female she is fueding with is katy and by that i mean, katy keeps findong ways to talk about her but she keeps her mouth shut about katy.

taylor swift: does charity work. ispires many young girls, is a great role model. you know nothing about how she influences her fans for the better. how she gives speeches and messages of positivity to her fans. you know nothing about the reall taylor swift, just tabloids and bullshit

// 'So, About Taylor Swift Getting Put On Blast... Watch white Feminism Work'

channel Sensei Aishitemasu // its a 33 minute video. this person wasted 33 mintues of their time to talk aout why they hate taylor (im definitely NOT going to watch that)

i still said something anyway: im not watching this video bc im sure its bullshit just like the others, but why did you waste 33 minutes of your time to bitch about a pop singer and her "white feminism" you hate taylor swift GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND GROW THE FUCK UP. and black people idk how this little white girl hurt you so damn much, I can say that be im black too and get bullied on twitter by other black ppl who are offended I like this white singer. she doesn't do the things you like, shhes not an activist, she writes breakup song songs, she cant sing like whitney, who tf cares? IGNORE HER!. change the channel, turn off the radio when shes on, don't pick up magazines with her face on them, stay off her twitter and instagram. just fucking leave her alone, its not that hard to do.

i just cant wrap my head around these people having so much hate for taylor. shes a good fuking person. no shes not perfect, yes she makes mistakes but for the ove of god there are worst people than her in the entertainment industry but shes treated like the devil

how does taylor have these people so easily pressed and bothered?

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