#if you guys have more ideas give them to me RIGHT NOWWW i have a good handful atm smirks

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the mii obsession grows you have no idea

[dream-meister-translations]

TILIA - VOICE COLLECTION

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"Master, where are you going? …To buy a stuffed animal? Can I come with you?"

"Master is such a good girl… It's boring… Let's do something bad, shall we?"

"Once you peel off the skin, human beings are all full of malice. Master is no exception… Right?"

"Mmm~♪… I love it… I can smell the stench of evil on you. "

"You're not tryna do good things again today, are you? Don't you ever get tired of it, Master~?"

"I like bad boys~…"

"Huh, you're tired, aren't you?"

"I wouldn't have minded losing. That would have been just fine."

"Ooh-La-La. Isn't that a shame, Master~?"

"Ugh… Can't I skip the search? It's not like it's gonna make a difference if they go alone…"

"Hmm? Exploration, you say~? We can go, but… I wouldn't get your hopes up."

"Inside the Master Key is a really mysterious place, huh? It's… Strangely cozy~…"

"Great job on the search~! What did I think about it? I don't ever wanna go back♪!"

"Everyone seems to have such different pasts~ Well, that has nothing to do with me~!"

"Now's the time to be the good guy!"

"Nh~… I can't breathe whenever I'm with you master~ …Don't smile at me like that. I don't like it."

"…Hm, I guess the essence of human nature is absolutely evil after all, huh?"

"I'm laughing my ass off at the idea that humans are 'good'. Because there's all kinds of things wrong with you, really."

"You don't have to be good anymore. Why don't we just do whatever bad things we want? Everyone's evil after all!"

"Master is such a stubborn human, isn't she? I'll definitely break through that good guy facade of yours one day."

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TILIA : It's impossible to convert a human being into something good… I mean look at you, you're a hypocrite and a creep. ALMA : Don't say that! You can understand anyone if you talk to them! There's no such thing as a bad guy!

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TILIA : Just is a revolutionary~… At least, you say that, but then you end up doing whatever you want. Isn't that kind of… Evil? JUST : If that's what you think, then watch!! I'll show you exactly where my glorious revolution will lead! And how it will end!

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TILIA : Hmm… If you look closely at Navi… He's actually really soft and fluffy… Like a stuffed animal… NAVI : H-Hey! Can you stop staring at me with that weird look on your face!? It's giving me the creeps!

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NAVI : Ugh, it's so gloomy and my hair's getting all sticky. Can we go home nowww? TILIA : I guess so. We've worked hard enough, right? Let's quit it for today.

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TILIA : If we don't come back with results, we might just get thrown away. NAVI : Oh, that's fine. It's not like we matter anyway, right? We're just helpless fairies★

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NAVI : Searching for the truth~★! I think there could be no greater cause for Tilia and me~, wouldn't you agree~? TILIA : That's true. Though I think you not just giving up the search is commendable enough on its own.

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TILIA : Fromm is such a wimp, always scared that he's gonna mess everything up. Well just mess everything up anyway. It'll be easier that way. FROMM : Eh!? No way, I can't do it! I'm as worthless as a stone in the ocean. I don't have the guts…

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JUST : These fluffy treats are getting sparse… I should've packed some more before we left! TILIA : You shouldn't worry so much. It's not like we need to work that hard on these searches, do we? Let's just skip it this time~

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JUST : Mmm!? If you look closely, you can seee that Tilia's tail is… No. No. We must concentrate on our search for now! TILIA : Lykos's is fluffier. Please, give him all the pets he deserves~! I don't care if he doesn't like it!

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TILIA : Hey, hey, Fromm? We've done enough exploring, can we take a break now~? FROMM : Eh? Well… We still need to finish exploring this area, so we can't take a break yet…

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JUST : Tilia! My fellow revolutionary! Thanks to you, we have truly achieved something we can be proud of! TILIA : Huh? You really think you can just say what you want, don't you~? Well, I don't like it and that's just fine by me.

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TILIA : Fromm, let's slack off. If you work too hard, you'll make Master worry. And you don't want that do you~? Hmm~♪ FROM : What? Oh, is that so… But I've always been a bit of a liability… I want to do my best today…

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FROMM : What!? Tilia! You weren't just lying to the humans, but me as well…!? TILIA : I thought Master would get upset if Fromm skipped work… Ugh… They're so boring.

[dabisburntsack]

Pay attention to me

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Pairing(s): Shigarki Tomura x GN!Reader

Genre: Fluff

Synopsis: Restless from your lack of attention to him in quarantine, Shigaraki takes matters into his own hands.

Wordcount: 2162

This is apart of a quarantine fluff collab done with the crackhead sanctuary discord server! Can’t wait to see how everyone’s fics turned out! This was fun to do I hope you all enjoy ٩( ᐛ )و

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Shigaraki was secretly enthusiastic after a mass pandemic had broken out in Japan, usually the two of you would not be able to see much of each other due to the danger of being caught with your profession as a pro hero and his as an extremely wanted villain. Now you had no choice other than to be wrapped in each other's embrace as chaos roamed outside the solid walls of your modern apartment. No one was there to judge you guys being together and the usual paparazzi outside of your residence had been resolved as people were not stepping foot outside.

However, what he didn’t expect was for the hero commision to still call you forward as an essential worker. Villains it seemed were still up to no good, even though Shigaraki had told the rest of the league to stay put and inside; lesser known villains had decided to make their own names known in the country's vulnerable state. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the times you were home you had steadily grown yourself attached to the retro nintendo switch gaming console. What the fuck was so good about animal crossing anyway? Did you enjoy spending time with that rat Tom Nook instead of him?!

Shigaraki was used to him being the gamer between the two of you, he enjoyed it as you pleaded for him to get off whatever device he was on at the time by smothering him with kisses till he gave into you. Sometimes he would even do so on purpose to get affection from you. Being on the other end of it though, was something he quickly learned he did not enjoy. Not being one to initiate intimate gestures in the relationship, he just watched you hoping you would notice him sulking and give in to him.

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Sunday morning. No hero duties, just you and him, sleeping in till noon; but as his hand caught the coldness coming from your side of the bed, Shigaraki buried his head into his pillow and groaned. He could hear your padded footsteps going downstairs. Rolling over he yawned into his hand before checking the time, 8:45am. Why were you awake at 8:45am. Why was he awake at 8:45am on a Sunday morning.

Throwing off the sheets he winced as his feet hit the cold wooden floor of your shared bedroom, he was going to have to drag you back to your cocoon pile himself. Muttering, he walked his way downstairs before peaking into the living room to see you huddled on the

couch, switch in hand. Of course you were up so early just to go on that damn game.  

“Player two, what the fuck are you doing awake right now”

Your head snapped up like a deer caught in headlights as you saw your boyfriend's tired face leaning beside the door frame. Sheepishly rubbing at your neck you pouted up at him, “But Daisy Mae is selling turnips”

“Daisy who is doing what???”

“Daisy mae” You repeated bringing your switch up so he could look at what you were referring to “look at her she's so adorable, I have to buy from her I can’t make her sad by not buying”

Shigaraki looked down to your screen and blanked. There on screen was an orange little pig with a hat full of turnips, and standing by its side smiling brightly was your avatar. You got out of bed for a pig??? A pig selling turnips from its head...and was that a snot drop hanging from its snout?!!

He looked back up at you and if emojis existed in real life, he swore you would be the pleading eyes one with the face you were pulling at him. Ok, but who gave you the right to be so fucking adorable, he was meant to be mad at you for having woken him up so early!! Over a PIG!!!

“And why do you have to ‘buy turnips from daisy mae’ so early in the morning, you can do it later on”

“You can only buy before noon” You pleaded at him “Come on who could resist look how cute she is”

“I can be cute” Shigaraki huffed under his breath “Come back to bed, I’m tired and cold”

“Ok ok after this I will, you go warm it back up for me” You had already started slotting your switch in the port that hooked it up to the TV.

Shigaraki puffed out a breath but obliged and made his way back upstairs, waiting upon your arrival. Sliding back between the covers he peered at the doorway to your bedroom patiently to see when you would come back, however something about the warmth of the sheets and the way the mattress moulded perfectly into his back pulled him back into slumber in an instant however much he tried to fight it.

When he awoke again it was 11:15 and he was content to see you rolled up on his chest. He breathed out slowly, tucking a hair strand behind your ear, before kissing the top of your head.

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Waking and sleeping at ridiculous times had seemed to turn into the norm for you after that however, as he once again caught you out of bed at 3am this time, when he awoke from feeling the coldness of your body not pressed up against his. He blearily rubbed his eyes with his forefinger and thumb before seeing a brief light flickering from downstairs through the cracks of your bedroom door. He threw his head back and protested, muttering under his breath on how much of a hassle you were, before pulling off the covers and making his way downstairs. Blinking at going into the light he found you once again curled up on the sofa, controller in hand and staring avidly at the TV screen.

“Y/N.”

“Yes?” You replied not taking your eyes off the screen.

“What are you doing awake?”

Well at least you had the dignity of alighting a blush that made its way up your neck and across your cheeks. You meekly turned your gaze to him ready to spring up your puppy eyes but he looked back at you with a deadpan expression. Still, you tried your luck by pouting at him and blinking your eyes in mock innocence.

“But shiggy there’s a meteor shower today and I had to watch it”

“It's a game, can't you do it in the morning?” Shigaraki sighed, being once more brought to weakness by your gaze. He couldn’t resist you, not when you were looking at him like that paired in an oversized t-shirt with a blanket draped over your head. HIS oversized t-shirt might he add.

“I have to do it nowww, the stars only come between 7pm and 4am”

Honestly he didn’t know how to respond, you really stayed up to watch a pixelated star fall from the sky. Is this how bad he was? He shook his head but couldn’t help at the slight smile that tugged at his lips. Making his way over to you he took off your blanket before wrapping it round the both of you.

“Lets see this damn star that has you awake all night then”

You beamed at him. He melted.

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With the days going by of you ignoring him for your switch, Shigaraki thought doing the same to you would be a good idea. But as it went on he couldn’t bring himself to carry on, he wanted your attention, and he had just thought of a way to achieve his goals.

Basing his plan on the night a few weeks ago when you had stayed up for that meteor shower, he dragged out an assortment of blankets to the old trampoline you had in your garden. Since that night he had decided if you so badly wanted to stay up for a stupid capatilist racoon, you could do so with him too and experience the real thing. He had gone ahead and checked the weather for when clear skies would take place for you guys to stargaze in your back garden, along with a nice dinner beforehand. He had already started cooking back when quarantine had begun trying to ease the load off you as you worked on your hero duties, and although not the best, his food was the least bit savagable now. (Although this did include multiple temper tantrums on his behalf and having to call Kurogiri to calm himself down.)

Coming back inside he checked on the curry he had left to simmer only to find it was burning. FUCK. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, ten minutes away he looked up in exasperation at the mess in front of him, this wasn’t going well. The curry was burnt, the salad was old and the flowers he got you had disintegrated when he tried to move them into a vase as he wasn’t wearing his gloves earlier on. Maybe it wasn’t too late for Kurogiri to teleport some decent food his way…

As the door chimed from your arrival he hurriedly put down the plates and scratched at his neck, he didn’t usually do huge gestures in the relationship between you guys, that was more your thing. He showed his love in small ways, he liked touching you, having at least one body part pressed against you eased his nerves. Whether it be your thighs brushing against each other as you sat next to each other or feeling the warmth of your hand against his leathered one it never failed to put his mind at ease. This was long overdue, he wanted to show you how much he cared, if things would just go his fucking way the once.

“I’m home!” You called out, he knew your routine by now, you would go hop in the shower as to decontaminate yourself from any germs and then come eat with him before going off to spend hours on your switch. Well not tonight, you were his for tonight.

“Welcome home, brat”

His attention turned back to the utter chaos in front of him and he brought his forefinger and thumb up to massage the bridge of his nose. Picking up his phone with all fingers but his pinky he dialled Kurogiri’s number but stopped in his tracks as he heard a gasp in the room.

“Shiggy?”

His ears felt hot as he turned to face you, you were looking at the small dining table set up in the kitchen and looked up at him with tears in your eyes.

Shit.

His cooking really was so bad he had made you cry fuck this wasn-

“Shiggy you did this for me?”

...

“Well who else would I do it for”

The air was knocked out of his lungs as you flung yourself into his arms, he was still fearful whenever you made sudden movements on him as of his quirk but he relaxed as he noticed the leather adoring his hands was there.

“I had a bad day at work today, I missed you so much all day”

Shigarakis arms wrapped back around you as he buried his face into your hair. “I missed my player two aswell”

Staying in each other's embrace, Shigaraki hummed in content. “I burnt the curry by the way”

“It's the thought that counts, I’m sure it isn’t so bad”

It was bad. Shigaraki seemed to have missed out a lot of steps and he ended up calling Kurogiri after all, after eating and showering together (you had jumped straight into Shigarakis arms and needed to be clean from your day of work) Shigaraki grabbed your hand and tugged you outside.

“I thought we could stargaze together…” Shigaraki muttered out his ears turning red yet again. “Like you do with bob rook”

…

“Tom nook?” You laughed

“Yes the dumb racoon boy”

“Are you jealous of said dumb racoon boy?” You asked, amused.

“No” He replied too quickly, and was silent for a while before speaking up “You’ve been playing on that game a lot recently though”

“Finally got a taste of your own Medicine, have you?”

“I’m not as bad as you”

“I beg to differ”

He flicked the top of your forehead as you giggled and laid back in the nest he had built on your trampoline, before staring up at the sky. It really was a beautiful night to stargaze, the weather was pleasant too, with the warm summer air and no breeze. Shigaraki laid down next to you, laced his fingers with yours and brought them up to his lips, placing a chaste kiss on your knuckles.

“I love you”

“More than Tom Nook?”

Pretending to think about it you hummed. “Mmmm yes I think so”

“You think so?”

“Of course I love you more than Tom Nook dummy”

Shigaraki was quiet for a while before softly muttering out “I love you too”

[aalissy]

Text Messages

Another day done!! And this chapter got away from me just a lilll bitt hehe. I didn’t intend to include a reveal but there’s one nowww haha. Anywho, I hope you like this chapter. However, please do NOT read it unless you’ve seen Gang of Secrets. It definitely has spoilers for that episode!! Also, if you haven’t seen it please go watch it!! It’s my fave s4 episode rn <3

AO3

Marinette groaned, throwing a hand over her eyes as her phone buzzed repeatedly next to her. She had an extremely long day yesterday. Dealing with her duties as Ladybug and trying to keep her friends happy was absolutely exhausting. Shaking her head furiously, she attempted to wake up. 

Rather groggily, she groped around for the phone next to her. With a breath of relief when she finally grabbed it, Marinette opened up her messaging app. Certain that it was just Alya asking how she was after the bomb she had just dropped on her yesterday, she was mid-way through typing a reply to her best friend when she glanced at the contact name. Squeaking in surprise, Marinette dropped her phone on her bed. 

Hesitantly, she picked it back up, checking to see if it really was the same message as before. Surely she must have just been tired and was imagining everything. When she did double-check, though, Adrien’s name continued to blink up at her. With a quiet gulp, she read his message.

Adrien: Hey Marinette! I just wanted to check up on you after the akuma attack yesterday. It seems like you’ve been going through a lot lately and I just wanted to let you know that I’m always here if you need me 😸.

Choking slightly, Marinette skimmed the message again. Adrien had noticed her! Or, at least he noticed how stressed out she had been lately. Her heart gave a fierce tug as a small smile twitched at her lips for the first time in forever. Quickly, she shook her head at herself. No! There was absolutely no time for love or boys or even friends! Yesterday proved that. 

Sniffling quietly, Marinette’s eyes slid over to her new hiding place for the miracle box. Sucking in a deep breath as she once again felt tears brim in her eyes, she quickly finished typing the message she had been going to send to Alya.

Marinette: yep! totally fine! no worries here 😊

Taking the heel of her palm, she fiercely dragged them over her red-rimmed eyes. She had no time for tears either. Who knew when Hawkmoth would be sending the next akuma?

Assuming that would be the end of the conversation, she dropped her phone back onto her bedsheet, hugging her knees to her chest. Slowly, Marinette’s eyes fluttered closed as she tried to calm down. She felt Tikki and some of the other kwamis come around to hug her cheek. A wide smile stretched across her lips as she cuddled them to her delicately. Opening her eyes, she whispered, “Thank you.”

Her phone buzzed once again and she blinked down in confusion at it. Could this be the message she had expected from Alya? With a small frown creasing her brow, she opened the text.

Adrien: You know, I have a friend who acts the exact same way. I don’t think I believe either of you though.

Adrien: It’s alright not to be okay, Marinette. Especially after a day like yesterday and if you don’t want to talk about it, we can always talk about something else? 

Adrien: You need to know that there are people who care about you 😊

A shaky, happy sob escaped her before she could stop it. Her hand wobbled slightly as Marinette covered her mouth. Rereading his text message, her stomach filled with butterflies. This was exactly why she fell in love with him. His unwavering kindness and support made her feel like she was the greatest person on Earth.

“Thank you, Adrien. I really needed that,” she whispered. With trembling fingers, she typed a reply to him. Biting her lip to contain her smile, Marinette fell back onto her bed. 

Marinette: ty adrien and if its alright with you can we maybe not talk about it? how was your weekend

Adrien: I had a pretty good weekend! I got to see a movie and I went to the pool! 

Trying to brush aside the wave of familiarity that hit her upon reading his text, she shifted slightly on her bed. Nibbling her lip, she debated whether or not she should text him her next question. Waving a hand in the air, she decided that she was just being paranoid. After all, there was no way. 

Marinette: that sounds awesome! what movie did you go see?

Adrien: Oh, I went to go see the new romantic comedy that came out! 

A choked gasp escaped Marinette as she read that text. It had to be a coincidence! Maybe he went with Kagami or by himself. Gnawing on her lip, she hesitated before sending her next text. She needed to know...

Marinette: really? it looked pretty cheesy to me but did you guys like it at least?

She held her breath as she awaited his next message. Her heart thudded loudly in her ears. This could be the start of everything.

Adrien: Well, honestly, I didn’t get to see much of it haha 😅

Adrien: The girl I went with thought it was cheesy too

Immediately, she dropped the phone, scrambling away from it to suck in a deep breath of air. Letting out a startled scream, her eyes darted to Tikki, pleading with kwami. Nervously, she stuttered, “W-what a-am I supposed to do? I-I d-don’t...”

Trailing off, her kwami gave her a soft, sweet smile. “It’s up to you, Marinette. You’re the guardian now. You make the rules. Just like you did with Alya.”

Her head bobbed up and down before a determined glint shined in her eyes. That’s right! She was the guardian now and she had no plans of taking either her or Adrien’s miraculous away. Besides, having two people she could trust her entire life with was worth any potential fear and anxiety. Picking up her phone, Marinette dialed his number, tapping her fingers against her arm impatiently. 

As soon as Adrien picked up, she spoke quickly, rushing through her words, “The girl you were with when you went to go see the movie, did you guys leave to go swimming right afterward?”

“W-what?” Adrien stuttered and she could practically see his green eyes open wide with shock, “Marinette, what are you talking about?”

With a deep, calming breath, she slowed down. “After you guys left the movie theatre, you went swimming didn’t you?” 

“Well, yeah, I guess we did. But, Marinette, how do you know that?” He spoke with confusion clear in his voice.

She giggled lightly, feeling light and safe for the first time in ages. It was him. It’s been him this whole time. Quietly, Marinette murmured, “Because it was me that you went swimming with, silly kitty.”

“No, I didn’t go with you. I went with...” Adrien trailed off. A slow smile twitched at her lips as she imagined him connecting the dots just like she had. Hesitatingly, he asked, “W-what did you just call me?”

Marinette hummed lightly, a small smirk on her lips. “I said silly kitty. Or am I only supposed to call you that when we’re in costume.”

A thud came from the receiver and she frowned in confusion. After sitting for a few more moments in silence, Marinette murmured, “H-hello?”

No response came from her phone and she nibbled on her bottom lip. Did the wifi fail or did he hang up on her? Pulling the phone away from her ear, she saw that they were still connected. With a quiet sigh, she hung up the call. Just as she was about to call back, a loud, insistent knocking came from the trapdoor above her bed. 

Screaming in shock, Marinette stared up at the hatch in concern. Slowly, she opened it, squeaking once again when Chat Noir fell rather ungracefully onto her bed. Frowning, she muttered, “Chat Noir?”

In a second, she was wrapped up in a tight embrace. Her eyes widened before she threw her arms around his neck, burying her face in his shoulder. A bright grin bloomed across her face as she giggled. If she had any doubts before that he wasn’t Adrien, they were absolutely gone now. Suddenly, so much made sense now.

Pulling back slowly, Marinette stared up into his shimmering, green eyes. With a light chuckle, she asked, “Did you really just drop everything to come over?”

“What did you expect me to do?” Chat’s arms waved exasperatedly in the air. “You can’t just drop a bombshell on me like that and then not expect me to want to see you. Did you really have to do it over the phone?”

Marinette threw her head back as she laughed loudly. “Well, you revealed yourself over text! I didn’t want to just drop everything and slam into your bedroom window as Ladybug.”

A bright blush lit up his face before he ducked his head down shyly. Almost silent, he muttered, “You could have done that, you know. I wouldn’t have minded.”

Now it was her turn to flush deeply. A few scattered daydreams of doing just that with a few kisses intermixed filled her thoughts. Shaking her head, she cast those dreams aside and focused on the superhero that was still in her bedroom. Giving him an adoring smile, she playfully pushed his nose back. “I’m sure you wouldn’t have.”

He looked at her so softly and it was so reminiscent of Adrien that Marinette had no idea how she hadn’t figured it out sooner. Carefully, he reached out to take her hand and gave it a soft squeeze. “How are you doing with being the Guardian, then? I know how hard your day was yesterday.”

Tears brimmed in her eyes again before she threw herself back into his arms. “Better now that you’re here. It’s been so hard!” she murmured.

He hugged her back tightly, whispering, “I’ll always be here, Marinette.”

“I know, Adrien. I know,” she squeezed him back with a quiet whisper, “Thank you.”

“Always, Marinette. Always.”

She sunk into his embrace, letting her worries melt away for a few minutes. There’d be plenty of time to talk, freak out, and strategize later. Right now, she just needed this.

[starfleetakaashi]

r u still taking requests😳 if u are how about som karasuno manager reader and kuroo hcs 🙈🙈🙈mhmm yes yes🤝😌 idk man i just love that concept hehe 😗

yesss anon im taking requests!! sorry if this is late i was procrastinating on doing them 🙈 hope u like this!!!💞💞 also i didnt know what u meant by kuroo hcs since its rlly vague so i just combined them but this mostly focuses on karasuno so if u want some kuroo boyfie hcs just request :3

being karasuno’s manager & kuroo’s s/o:

listen. karasuno already got two beautiful ass peoppe as their manager and now they have YOU??? sheesh everyone is sooo jealous

you joined them a few weeks before yachi did

you’re friends with her and was with her when kiyoko approached her abt it and u were curious so u asked if u could join as well and kiyoko was like YES.

obv yachi hesitated and u didnt so u joined immediately

so now karasuno has a manager of each year. yachi being first, you being second, and kiyoko being third!

at first u wanted to join partly because it would give u a chance to see ur long distance boyfriend, kuroo, a lil more since he lived all the way in tokyo

but nowww after a few weeks of being manager you’re glad u joined bc u love these boys with ur whole heart

u got tanaka and noya BLUSHING bc first of all have u seen urself and second of all ur a second year so its a win win for them

then u have a second mom and dad, daichi and suga. u may think they dont scold u that often but since ur classmates with the crackheads noya and tanaka, their energy was passed on to u so now u also get in trouble bc u involve urself with the dumb shit they do :P

u talk MAD shit too 😀 but only if someone is insulting the heck out of karasuno!! u will NOT tolerate ur babies being insulted right in front of u

which is why u, tanaka, and tsukki gang up to insult whoever insulted u guys and 99.9% of the time yall win and end up making the person cry

which leads u three in trouble with an infuriated daichi

moving on,,,,,, kags and hinata are ur babies

u love bullying them but also just being their mom UGH SO FUCJING CUTE

HINATA LITERALLY CALLED U MOM BEFORE AND UR JUST LIKE “yeah😀”

u and kiyoko are besties and if u werent straight and was dating a clown like kuroo u wouldve gone for her tbh :/

speaking of kuroo u havent told karasuno abt him yet, only bc ur waiting till the summer training camp

which is actually tmr and now ur packing and facetiming kuroo (who u havent told abt u being the karasuno manager yet either hehe)

since u didnt tell him hes kinda confused about why ur packing

“sooo where are u going again?”

“ugh kuroo just be quiet im trying to finish packing i have to leave early”

“awww come on babe pls tell me🥺”

“SHUT UP COCKADOODLEDO.”

:(

u havent even told kenma yet either bc kuroo is really fucking sneaky so u dont trust it despite knowing that kenma will try his hardest to hide it from him

“why cant u come to tokyo instead??”

“why should i??”

“babe :(((( COME TO TOKYO.”

“I DONT WANT TO.”

and then yall argue LMAOOOOO

anywaysss its finally morning of the trip and ur mad af bc u had to wake up so early but its worth it bc u get to see ur babies all cute and cuddly first thing in the morning

u hugged hinata for thirty min straight bc he was so warm UGH no one tell kuroo

u sat next to yachi who sat in the row across from hinata and kags

noya and tanaka were in the row behind u and they just kept bothering u omfg u almost murdered on that bus

but for some reason u survived through it

BUT UR FINALLY IN TOKYOOOOOO

u werent with hinata when he got lost and u almost died of a heart attack along with suga LIKE WHERE IS THAT BOY

but u found him after but it was long after kenma left so u both had no idea

anyways when ur finally at nekoma ur giggling and shit bc u just cannot wait for ur rooster head boyfie and his cat bestie to see u AHHH

nekoma vbc knows u so when they see u theyre like OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET KUROO and everyone is all freaking out to go get kuroo and ur just like :3 heyo

when they do get kuroo after ten min of just freaking out kuroo is like OH U SNEAKY LIL THING THIS IS WHAT U WERE PACKING FOR HUH

he hugs u so tight in front of karasuno and theyre like 👁👄👁 WHAT DA HELL

and then u let go of kuroo and turn to them with a smile on ur face talking about like “this is my boyfriend hehe”

tanaka and noya are sad as fuck but its ok

kenma sees u and hugs u and ur like GHDJSJDKWKSKAKSS KENMA BABY!!!!!!

and kuroo is like wtf u literally made a disgusted face when u saw me why does my bestfriend get a reaction like tha

and ur just like bc its kenma :P

ANYWAYSSS the whole training camp just passes by like a breeze and u made a few friends like akaashi and bokuto bc u were with ur boyfriend in gym 3 and they were there sooo ayyeee gym 3 squad!!!

AND THEEENNN the barbecue came and it was so fun u hung out with the girls for the first ten min but then they kinda bore u out so u stuck with yachi and shooed the guys that were being nice and helping her knowing that yachi was scared

“GET AWAY FROM HER GRRRRRR”😡😡😡

“[name] pls ur scaring me more”

u and kuroo gang up on kenma to make him EAT and kenma is like ugh this is why i hate them whenever theyre around each other

anywayz it was a rlly fun experience!! ur glad u got to see ur boyfriend even if it was a limited time and ur glad that karasuno was there bc they make everything so fun

u love them :(

you’d do anything for them :(

[mxbottleflip]

The Boyz - Son Eric [Smut] :^)

sorry i'm too uncreative for captions

heya ! after procrastinating for the last few hours i'm finally able to post my very first smut, yay ! enjoy, my loves ♡

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pairing: {brattamer/dom!eric (tbz) x fem!brat!reader}

summary: {eric is busy studying and you think of a way to get his attention-turning into smut obv.}

word count: {~1,3-1,4k}

warnings: {none really, issa smut lol}

requested: {yes, by anon ! dw i gotchu :D}

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~tysm for the request !~

(also eric is still going to school in this au sksks felt like giving him homework to focus on fit pretty nice)

NOT PROOF READ BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY MYSELF AND HAVE NO FRIENDS TO DO THAT FOR ME (:

ACTUAL START DOWN HERE

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the way eric licked his lips while working on his homework got you weak in the knees. he looked so incredibly hot whenever he was concentrating on something, you could watch him for years. "y/n could you please stop staring at me like that ? it kinda makes me nervous..", eric finally spoke up and turned around in his seat to look at you. you were sitting right next to him and probably haven't looked away a single time since he started studying.

your eyes were scanning his face, all of his features.. his damn good looking face almost made you angry. "what the fuck are you so handsome for ??", you yelled and let out a fake cry. eric just laughed at it and turned back to the bunch of papers infront of him: "yeah i mean if i had nothing good about me, i wouldn't have such a gorgeous girlfriend like you eh ?"

his words also put a smile on your face, but honestly you weren't in the mood for sweet talk right now. you've been extremely horny since you guys woke up in the morning and eric rather gave all his attention to his stupid homework than to his "gorgeous girlfriend".

"how long will that stuff take ? i've been waiting for hours and i need you right nowww", you whine. "mhm patience my girl, rushing me wont help you", he responds.

a sigh left your mouth and you let your hand fall on his thigh, resting it there for some time. he obviously didn't mind, so you started carressing it, giving it some squeezes in between. "y/n please, if the fact that you are staring at me all the time didn't make me nervous enough, this is, for sure.. i'll be finished very soon and will be all yours then, alright ?", he scratched his head and gently pushed your hand away from his thigh. flashing him the biggest smile and nodding at the same time, you stood up and walked over to his closet. you'd be getting what you wanted, one way or another.

you opened erics closet, looking for one of his shirts to throw on. after you found what you were looking for, you unclasped your bra and pulled your shirt over your head. tossing them both on the floor, you turned around to see if eric was looking - no chance. you groaned, took off your pants and threw them onto your other clothes. while quickly slipping his shirt over, you still kept an eye on him. honestly how could anyone look THAT hot while studying ??

you were now left with only his big ass tshirt and your panties on, making your way back to him. instead of sitting back onto your own seat, you let yourself down on erics lap. he let out a sigh once again: "you comfortable now, ma'am ?" you hummed in response and started to move around a little, trying to get even more 'comfortable'.

"if you insist on sitting in my lap, could you at least stay still ? listen, you're not the only person in this household who'd prefer to do something else right now, but i really have to get this done and having you move around on my dick is not helpi- is that my shirt you're wearing ??"

this time you didn't respond in any way, you just kept moving around and squeezing his thighs. eric tried to push you off of his lap, but you stayed stubborn: "is there a problem with it ? also,, your little friend's telling me you love having me in your lap.."

"no, there's not but.. please get up, i can't work like that ! and never call my dick 'little friend' again !", he complained. after he tried to push you away multiple times, you actually got up and were now standing next to him, looking like you don't belong anywhere.

"you know i'd love to spend my time with you right now, but i really have to focus on studying at the moment.. also, why the hell are you not wearing pants anymore ??", he groaned after seeing your bare legs poke out below his shirt, ".. you're really something else, you know that, right ? just let me finish my work now." you had to hold back a laugh at how annoyed he seemed, but compared to you, eric didn't think there was anything to laugh about. he rolled his eyes, concentrating on his studies again.

at this point you were becoming a little frustrated too, not understanding how he could still resist you and STILL prefer working on school rather than working on you (ehehe). all of the sudden an idea came to your mind, that one has to work for sure !you grabbed the pen he was currently writing with and threw it on the floor;

"oh noo, seems like you dropped something.. let me help you !"

you bend down in front of him, revealing half your ass and picking up the pen, when you're being pulled back onto his lap again. "enough of that, stop playing around already. you just wont let me study, will you ? fucking brat, you think you can keep acting up like that all day and expect me to stay calm ?"

out of shock you dropped the pen you just picked up again and immediatly felt your heat throbbing at his reaction.

did that really just work ??

now he was the one to squeeze your thighs, but he didn't go easy on you. he grabbed a handful of your flesh and roughly kneaded it until you felt a burning pain spreading in that area, the pain causing you to moan. "bet you just wanted me to snap at some point, right ? test how far you could push me until i go crazy ?" you hummed, slightly embarrassed at the fact, that seeing your boyfriend being annoyed of you turned you on that much.

after you admitted to that, his hands were quick to find their way to your core, rubbing your clothed clit. you let your head fall back onto his chest, "knew it.. ", he whispered. eric also murmured something else you didn't quiet understand, but you were just trying to enjoy the moment really. "all that teasing just for the tiniest bit of pleasure..", he then added, ".. you couldn't even be patient about it.. unbelievable."

after a good minute of him straight up teasing you, you started whining. "please, s-stop teasing me..", you stuttered.

"huh, what did you say ? weren't you the one to start all the teasing ?", he cheekily asked, and you just groaned in response. "come on, speak up baby, tell me what you want." "please.. just touch me eric god damn, i've been waiting for this the entire day, i really need you, please.."

that earned you a little chuckle from eric: "hmm i don't think you derseve to be touched at all, thinking of the way you acted up all day..", regardless of what he just said, he got rid of your panties and started properly rubbing your clit. his free hand went up to your throat, giving it a good squeeze, "you've been such a brat, not listening to me and teasing me all day.. shouldn't i be punishing you rather than pleasuring you now ?"

you shook your head 'no': "you just looked so good concentrating on your stuff and all and- oh fuck..", you were interrupted by him letting a finger sink into you, curling it upwards and squeezing your throat tighter. finally getting what you wanted just felt way too good..

"god, feels like you're soaking and i haven't even started yet..", eric panted and started moving his finger inside of you, soon adding another one. "feels.. so nice.. please keep going.." your breathing became even heavier as the hand that was resting around your throat now went down to your boobs, teasing your nipples and twisting them gently. by that time you could feel an obvious bulge poking at your butt, so you tried lifting your hips a bit and returning the favor. "don't even think about that, you're not getting to touch me", eric demands, increasing the speed of his fingers pumping in and out of you, "drop your attitude first."

"i-i don't know what you mean..", you panted and closed your eyes, to solely focus on his actions. "oh, so now you don't know what i'm talking about anymore ?", he mocked and pumped his fingers as far into you as he could, earning a surprised moan from you, ".. you don't remember dropping that pen on purpose just to show your fucking ass off to me ? was that someone else then ?" him bringing that up made you clench around his fingers and you couldn't hold back any of your moans anymore. you automatically pressed your butt against his bulge, hoping to get any kind of response to that.

even though he managed to hold back how horny he actually was pretty well, you could clearly hear him cursing under his breath now. "and also.. shit.. what are you gonna do about it, huh ? about me disrespecting you and.. n-not listeni-.." eric shoved his free fingers into your mouth, stopping you from talking. "shut your mouth already, am i not doing enough for you yet? needy little brat, once i've made you cum i'll throw you on the bed and fuck some sense into you, but you'd probably even like that, wouldn't you ?"

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if you read until here,, wow, tysm ! i hope you somewhat enjoyed it lol

i'm actually thinking about writing a part 2, if anyone would even be interested in that.. anywaysss

feel free to request whatever you like !

feedback is always welcome ~

stay healthy & stan the boyz ♡

honestly what a visual god wow

[kinnoth]

AVENGERS INFINITY WAR MEGATHREAD

-really doubt i'm gonna be able to finish this movie so we'll just see where i get to

- we already know how i feel about loki and thor, we don't need to revisit this

- ok but if i were going to revisit this, i mean come on, who wants to talk about "hela draws her power from asgard, same as you" cos i wanna talk about that

like what if that's the reason thor, god of thunder, king to a civilisation of warriors, was unable to fend off like, 4 dudes and a big purple dinosaur? the royal family of asgard draws its power from asgard, and without it, they are weak, they are mortal. maybe that's why heimdall is unable to just, you know, bifrost everybody off the fucking ship the minute it comes under attack. maybe that's why loki can't fucking conjure up a swarm of fucking microscopic knives to fillet the invaders from the inside out. MAYBE THAT'S WHY LOKI TRIES TO KILL THANOS WITH A FUCKING DAGGER. BECAUSE TAKE AWAY HIS POWER, TAKE AWAY HIS GODHOOD, WHAT DOES HE HAVE LEFT OTHER THAN HIS WILE, HIS TRICKS AND HIS BROTHER

WHAT IF IN SAVING THE UNIVERSE AND DESTROYING ASGARD, THEY'VE LOST EVERYTHING INCLUDING WHAT MAKES THEM GODS

somebody talk about this

- etc etc what if the reason loki is unable to attack the purple dinosaur with magic is because when he tackled thor earlier, he used whatever magic he had left to spare in order to heal him

checks out cos thor goes from flat on his face to swinging his fists in the space of like 30 seconds and the only thing to happen to him in between is said bit about loki tackling him

- why does heimdall save hulk? i mean, i could understand it if he were trying to aim the bifrost at thor and somebody somehow knocked off his aim and he accidentally saves hulk, but like, we've established that heimdall's loyalty is to the royal seat of asgard upon whom sits thor's mighty ass. thor who, in this scene, has just been incapacitated by a metal eggshell(?) and is at the mercy of their assailants. given heimdall's priorities, it is baffling to the point of inconceivability that he would preferentially save fucking HULK over his own king.

- if this next scene isn't the guardians of the galaxy coming across thor clutching loki's dead fucking body floating through space then i don't know why any of us are even here

- "he sent loki! the attack on new york was thanos!" makes no sense? like, if loki's scepter had the mind stone in it, which we established it did in the last movie when we broke it open to retrieve vision, then.....why didn't thanos just....take the mind stone in the first place? cos rock collecting is and has always been his goal?

what, do you think that just because you assert a thing makes us forget all the shit that happened before?

- i.....am actually with tony stark. why don't they just destroy the stones they have so that thanos can't get to them? oh, you made a promise? well promises change and circumstances change! you tell him tony! you tell that stupid fucker --

oh my god i'm gonna be ill

- i think the only person whose ego can match tony stark's is probably a neurosurgeon so 👍 i guess

-i love how we immediately went back to the "so dark can't see shit" aesthetic after ragnorak because ensuring that one's audience can SEE what is HAPPENING IN YOUR MOVIE is apparently for radical directors like taika waititi

- cannot believe that tony stark staring at captain america's phone number is being played with the same emotional intensity as thor losing his soulmate entire people

- honestly how many times is the mcu gonna invoke 9/11 imagery til someone calls them out for being terrorists

- lmao i know i said this before but peter's spidey senses tingling AFTER the giant alien anus has already started sucking up new york and it is right outside his window is fucking hilarious. that's just called using your eyeballs peter

- "friday notify first responders about the giant alien anus sucking up new york" lol like the first thing somebody did when the alien anus showed up wasn't to fucking call 911 GREAT IDEA TONY

- still can't believe that they let failed neurosurgeon dr strange do more magic than god of tricks and sorcery loki lol

- i know i rag on dr strange a lot about the fact that he's a neurosurgeon it's just that he sucks.

as a neurosurgeon eyy.

- i hate that peter parker has to be here!!!!! leave him alone!!!!!

- tony stark should not be allowed within 100 feet of children or minorities

- it is very weird to me that steve "brooklyn" rogers has an area code from georgia

- since when was hela a half-sister? ODIN'S DAUGHTER AND THOR'S BLOODED SIBLINGS OR BUST YOU FUCKING COWARDS

- i am very disappointed that thor is going to go get another weapon after we spent the whole last movie talking about how he is not the god of hammers

- i just need thor to have much more PTSD than he has right now. fucking hulk has ptsd. maybe they're saving the ptsd for later. one can only hope.

- i am glad that they are letting him be cleverer though

- THEY ARE LETTING VISION DATE A TEENAGER WHY

GOD. FUCKING GROSS.

- wait when did vision turn into a white man again? did i miss that movie?

- i am disappointed that vision the computer techno robot apparently has a penis. like what a stupid limitation to give your computer techno robot, gender. 🙄

- i think that the mass destruction of infrastructure and architecture in the MCU is because of the pg13 no blood limitation that disney has set? like there's no way to show destruction to the body, so one may only show the exponential destruction to one's surroundings. like imagine how much more dramatic intensity you could wring out of a regular fight scene would be if people were allowed to bleed?

- cannot believe that a computer techno robot and a witch are having a punch up with the bad guys. of all people to fight with something not their fists, it's these two

- wanda has no enhanced strength or durability? she's a regular teenager who's a bit witchy. the first time she got thrown through a glass door should have shattered her vertebrae. again i don't understand why we insist that everybody must have the same powers and capabilities when it's clear they don't. think about how much more interesting it would be if some avengers were more fragile than others and had to be given accommodations as such

- IT IS INCONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT FUCKING BLACK WIDOW (regular human), CAPTAIN AMERICA (enhanced human), AND FALCON (regular human with wings) CAN DEFEAT THE CHILDREN OF THANOS WHEN THOR COULDN'T UNLESS THOR (god of fucking thunder carved of steel and stone) WAS NERFED

- still don't understand how we'll lend aliens afro features but not afro hair, like, seriously? you're gonna dream up green aliens with gills who look like black people but imagining them with black hair is a step too far?

- the gap of commentary in this liveblog is simply because i do not care at all for the galaxy defenders

- "earth just lost her best defender" who? who does captain america consider earth's best defender? it's not thor; he doesn't know thor's presumed dead. it's not tony; he doesn't know tony's on an alien anus. who else has died so far?

- love how exhausted bucky looks. have always loved how exhausted bucky looks. love bucky.

- i forgot that tony was with peter parker. god i hate that.

- "i'm peter btw"

"dr strange"

"oh you're using the made up names then. i'm spider man"

ok that was cute, but peter's cute, we knew that already

- i want to fling both strange and stark into space and i'm having a hard time deciding which one to push first

- "you went to bed hungry, scraping for scraps" oohhhh thanos is just anti-poor people, he would literally rather poor people be dead than struggle, i get it nowww

this is on brand for mcu

- oh my god thanos gets 2/6 stones by torturing siblings in front of other siblings, seriously? you couldn't come up with 6 different ways to find his stupid rocks you had to reuse one twice?

- which one of thor's friends was stabbed through the heart....? fandral??

- "if i don't get my vengeance what more could i lose" more like what else is there eh? what else is there for a king of no people but their vengeance?

- CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GAVE HIM BACK AN EYEBALL JESUS CHRIST IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THOR RAGNORAK JUST SAY SO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING

VEHICLE FOR AUTHORITARIANISM, NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO CHANGE, FUCK YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I GOT MINE

FUCK

- i do enjoy that thor is now science fiction rather than fantasy, i don't think anybody knew what to do with fantasy cos fantasy is again, ultimately about conservatism and the status quo. so i do like that we're embracing the new and boundless for whatever that's worth.

- marvel is a cesspool of toxic masculinity. at no point are characters allowed to actually feel anything because weakness is uncool i guess and therefore unmanful. like thor lost ALL OF HIS PEOPLE. fucking ALL of them. he watched his brother die in order to save him. he is not allowed a single fucking response of mourning. i don't care if he's pushing it back because revenge or whatever, this is the sort of grief that rules you, which will bring all your load bearing structures down to heel, and they let him do nothing; he does not even rage. perfect control. smooth witticisms. why. why aren't we allowed to see his sadness?

- yo i can't believe red skull is a scifi villain now lol space nazis for real

- OH MY GOD THEY WASHED BUCKY'S WIG AND IT LOOKS SO BAD

- michael b jordan was right btw wakanda is complicit in africa's exploitation

- i do LIKE black panther i guess in the way you technically like that cousin you met once when you were like 9 and never saw again?

i like how we have here in wakanda the sears tower (chicago), the batman building (nashville), and the gherkin (london)

- ok but like, presumably not a death cult super technologically advanced wakandans who are deffo made of human flesh and human blood still arm their people with spears

i mean unless wakanda is also a death cult

why is this chicks entire fucking face cgi'd she looks like a fucking cut scene video game character

- oh ok they have LASER spears, ok

so then why did they give bucky a fucking gun

- what is bucky supposed to be able to contribute here exactly, like fucking, again, he's spycraft isn't he? he's a one man, dead of night, operation go loud and then immediately silent kinda operation. why do they have him on the front lines of a fucking lock-step formation battle??

- "it will be the noblest ending in history" WHAT, FIRST COUNTRY TO EVER BE OVERUN BY ALIEN JACKALS??

- stormbreaker is just leviathan axe, somebody's said this already right

- omfg i'm so glad they're finally acknowledging that thor is OP as fuck and does not belong amongst the fucking squabbles of earth

-"titan was like most planets, too many mouths to feed not enough to go around, so i proposed a plan, dispassionate to rich and poor alike" JUST SAY YOU HATE POOR PEOPLE MCU. YOU CANNOT HAVE RICH AND POOR, YOU CANNOT HAVE DISPARITY, YOU CANNOT HAVE SOME WITH TOO MUCH AND OTHERS WITH NOT ENOUGH AND CALL IT EXTINCTION. THAT IS NOT A QUESTION OF OVERTAXED RESOURCES THAT IS A QUESTION OF RESOURCE FUCKING MANAGEMENT. IT IS AN ARTIFICIAL CRISIS IF THERE EXISTS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST HOARDING IT THAT'S WHEN YOU KILL THOSE PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR SHARE. KILLING HALF THE PEOPLE IS THE KIND OF FUCKING SOLUTION TO INEQUALITY THAT RICH PEOPLE COME UP WITH

GOD. ITS LIKE NONE OF YOU EVER READ

-you've got the big fucking boss in an ambush AND YOU ATTACK HIM WITH A MAGIC SWORD STEVEN STRANGE?????

THIS FRANCHISE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO UTILISE MAGIC USERS FUCKING HELL

- when will somebody please utilise ironman like the one man artillery he fucking is WHY IS HE FIGHTING WITH HIS STUPID FISTS HE IS LITERALLY ONE CONTINUOUS CARPET BOMB JUST USE HIM THAT WAY

cut of his arm CUT OFF HIS ARM YOU BLOODLESS SPINELESS USELESS FUCKING CUNTS . this is a manufactured crisis, KIND OF LIKE THE ONES THANOS LIKES I GUESS LOL

- dr strange could have very easily prevented or stopped quill from punching thanos but he didn't cos i guess even the movie forgets steven strange exists sometimes

- i like that the shield around wakanda has the same weakness as a poorly constructed chicken coop -- you always build into the ground a couple feet to stop the diggers man, come on, what is this, your first energy shield?

- oh disgusting, a girl boss moment. whatever you're all fascists.

- nobody adores martial might like fascists do fucking change my mind

- " avengers: not one person in this fucking cast is able to stomach ANY AMOUNT of personal sacrifice" more like

- "why did you give away the time stone?" "we are in the endgame" THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER THAT'S A FUCKING MOVIE TEASER FUCK YOU

- why didn't strange just trap thanos in a timeloop again? we've already established that is a perfectly acceptable way to deal with planetary annihilation. IS IT POSSIBLY BECAUSE NOBODY ON THIS WRITING STAFF KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH MAGIC

- THOR OP BLIZZARD PLS NERF

-CAPTAIN MARVEL SERIOUSLY THAT'S WHO YOU'RE GONNA SEND YOUR LAST PAGE TO JESUS FUCKING DISGUSTING

[augustina-m]

“DREAMS”      [EPISODE 1 – HER FIRST COVER SONG]

( This is not a work of fiction ..this is my real story…things I’ve faced while running towards my dream…experiences I’ve had…I just wanted to share this with people everywhere so that somebody finds hope..somebody finds motivation through this story !!  )

( Before writing this I would like to thank a few(more than a few) people…..those people are the reason I started to believe in myself and didn’t give up on my dreams…thank you to these amazing people – FLORA,BIDISHA,ANWESHA,GARGI,BAISHALI,DHRITY,ATLANTA,BHAVNA,NISHAT,ANGELIKA,ASHMA,BHAGYASHREE,CHAMCHAM,KESON,BRISHTI,GAYATRI,REEYANKA,NICKY,SWASTIKA,PURBASHREE,PURBACHI,HARSHITA,NANDINI,SANKALP,TRINETRA,DEBANSHI,ARPITA,YOJANA,MURCHANA,DIKSHITA,PRACHI,BIKASH,FLOWRIDA,KABITA,CHARCHITA,SNEHA,EVA,EMMIE,MRIGAKSHI,NAVIDITA,PATRICIA,RAGINI,RIJUMONI,SEEMA,SATABDI,RIKSHITA,HIMPARNA,MADHUPRIYA,KRISHANGI,SWAGATA,RAHUL,PRERNA,DHRITIRAJ,ABHINAV…..i hope I didn’t forget to mention anyone else)

YEAR -  2017

[Her name is Augustina….The funny,weird,cheerful and immature protagonist of this real life story ]

OHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD !!!!

I THINK I JUST FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK !!!!!! ! I’M finished nowww !!

And once again 15 year old Augustina forgot to do her maths homework…and was trying her best to come up with another excuse…

Augustina – should I tell our teacher  that my copy disappeared should I say that somebody stole it???

         I really don’t want to get scolded

 Anwesha : Chill….we forgot too…and guess what our teacher is going to forget about the homework too!!!!!!

 Augustina : I hope so !!

        And she was damn right,the teacher forgot about the homework that day!!

 Later that day …….

 Baishali  – Hey I saw your cover that day on youtube !! It’s good for your first cover….

 Purbachi - WHAT??? YOU MADE A COVER SONG??? What’s the name?? I’ll check it out too !!

 Augustina – We don’t talk anymore is the song !!! I made it on smule !! do like and share okay !!!

 Purbachi – sureeeeeeeeee !!!

 Augustina had taken vocal training for almost 6 years…so by 2017 she thought it’d be a good start by posting covers on youtube….she didn’t have her own channel so she posted her first cover of “we don’t talk anymore” on her father’s channel…While augustina was happy that a few of her friends appreciated her first step towards her dream….but she knew there were others too who didn’t like her newfound hobby of making cover songs…..

 Classmate 1 : she thinks she will be able to sing…ha ha ha…..i never want to listen to that voice of hers…“AUGUSTINA THE SINGER” ….HA HAHA……sounds damn funny doesn’t it????

Classmate 2 : I guess even her friends are just telling her they’ll listen to her cover so that she doesn’t feel bad….how pitiful !!!

Classmate 3 – she says she has taken vocal training…I really doubt it too…she rarely sings in front of us..

 While they were talking augustina just heard everything…she didn’t feel bad…people talking like this was common for her now…the reason she didn’t sing much in front of her class was because of all the mocking….she didn’t even start singing and there they were giving all kinds of bored looks...once when she was about to go to audition for the inter house singing competition and was telling her friends…one of her classmates just walked up to her and said “you better not go to sing….i’m not being rude but I doubt that you will get selected…..don’t stress too much about things you have no idea about….!!!”……and that made her to feel dejected again…

But she didn’t mind too much…after all she had friends who always helped her out and motivated her for everything she did..….and she just stopped thinking about that

 The rest of the day went well….

She then came home after school and then worked according to her usual routine…but all this time she had something in mind….a person….someone she had a huge crush on…..the person for whom she made the cover of the song “we don’t talk anymore” which was just relative to the situation she was facing with that person right now….

 She was thinking : “will he listen to it?...he probably won’t….why will he anyway ? he doesn’t even like me !!...i should just stop thinking about him and concentrate on my homework “….

 (skip to next day)

 TUITION CLASSES

 Flowrida : Hey! You are always the first person to come to tuitions…..always on time huh??

 Kabita : Yaaa Flowri, we both know why she comes so early….don’t we august??

 Augustina : To be honest I must actually thank him….just because of him I posted my first cover song on youtube….do you guys know that I’ve always been thinking of posting covers but I couldn’t but this time I did???i should really thank him !!

 Swagata : You always end up giving credits to other people….especially him …take a little bit of credit for yourself too !!!

 Augustina : Stop….He’s just behind you all!!! By the way did you all listen to my cover song?? It’s the first time I’ve uploaded a cover song so you three better check it out and share it other wise I’ll…

 (just then augustina’s crush came towards her with his friends Rahul and Abhinav)

 CRUSH: Hi Augustina ! I checked your cover song…it’s good…keep it up !! ( and he walked away )

 Augustina : Thanks !

 Flowrida : Did you see that ???...we want a treat tomorrow….

 Swagata : TREATTTTT TREATTTT !!!!

 Kabita : TREATTTTTTTT !!

 Augustina : who gives a treat for something like this ???? concentrate guys..sir is teaching something 

 Flowrida : Aishhhh this girlll….she always makes us do things so that she can talk to him and then starts ignoring us…yaaaa I’ll just go and tell him that you like him

 Augustina : noooooooo….okay okay I’ll give you all a treat okay??

 Kabita : Flowri..this trick of yours always works!!!...

 (all four of them had a good laugh and then after tuition they headed back to their homes )

  AFTER A MONTH

 After almost a month Augustina checked out her cover song…”10 views and 3 likes”….

 To herself : “ Well I think it’s not that bad….no subscribers as yet but I think 10 views for my first video is a pretty good start and atleast two other people liked it !!!”

 And this was the beginning of a journey she had chosen to undertake….which was full of turns and twists and turmoils…..

  [ To be continued in episode 2 ]

 I hope you liked it!! I’ve never written something like this so I guess it might be a bit boring at times but if you’ve read this till the end…then thanks a lot !!! do stay tuned for the next episode !!

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

here we go again

(hey at least it’s only 12 pages this time)

I -clap- AM -clap- NOT -clap- READY -clap- FOR -clap- THIS

It really can’t download fast enough can it

EPISODE 5: GO

WHOA ROMEO IS NARRATING

Romeo could you stop being the salt master for one FREAKING MINUTE PLEASE

“Jesse is a perfect example of what we call a ‘bad friend’” no I’m a great friend you on the other hand killed one of your friends and imprisoned the other who’s the bad friend now

Alright buddy do you WANT me to throw you in a dumpster because that’s what you seem to be asking for

See Romeo your problem is that you’re too attached to Jesse and company it’s to the point of being creepy and destructive this is why they don’t “appreciate” your “gifts”

Also because your gifts include a stupid cursed gauntlet that I can’t take off but you know whatever

You will never be Jesse

“The better Jesse” keep telling yourself that Romeo

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IVOR’S STORY WOW

Oh really

I won’t get to see how much better you’ve made Beacontown

Okay keep telling yourself that Romeo

Wow Jack’s sure had a change of heart

“I don’t want to end up like Fred.  I don’t want Beacontown to be like Xara’s town.”  don’t worry Petra we got this

Binta you bean

Guys do you maybe think just waltzing in like you own the place might be a bad idea even though technically you do own the place

Romeo’s gonna die he X’d out Lukas’s face

I like how the soundtrack is like a dark version of the episode one opening credits soundtrack

DON’T KILL THE PIGS

WE DON’T KILL THE PIGS IN BEACONTOWN

Romeo did it ever occur to you that all this lava might be a fire hazard

Oh look it’s me-wait no

AXEL AND OLIVIA NO THAT’S NOT ME

Just WAIT THEM OUT don’t SNEAK INTO THE SHOP WHILE THEY’RE IN THERE

Romeo you-

I’m gonna kill Romeo

He is threatening to destroy Redstonia and Boomtown nice Romeo way to be subtle

I am going to kill you Romeo

I am going to kill you s l o w l y a n d p a i n f u l l y

He just destroyed Champion City for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON RIGHT IN FRONT OF STELLA’S EYES

Lluna no

I don’t think Jesse has ever said “eh” in her life way to be subtle Romeo

YEESSS OLIVIA AXEL

Stop talking so FREAKING LOUDLY

Axel no offense but you two aren’t exactly the brightest sometimes I think the others will have no problem telling that’s not me

hah

yeah

A “pretty good Jesse impression”

Because I would totally put posters of myself up all around town, completely change basically everything about the town into a lava-and-fire version, and destroy Champion City to PROVE -clap- A -clap- POINT

That’s totally something I would do

Petra what’s wrong

“Stella sucks even when she’s on our side” nice to know that you haven’t changed at all Petra

I’m sorry this is a sad moment I’ll try to be more sad

Oh what, you mean #potato451?

Careful Jesse he could be listening you never know

Don’t SHOUT did you not HEAR ME HE COULD BE LISTENING

Alright I have a feeling this lever will advance the plot so I’m not gonna pull it yet

That he is Axel

“He’s just been...missing.” LUKAS

Jack named the parrot Archie

I bet he’s Nurm’s and Nurm made Jack keep him

-when- we defeat Romeo, Binta.  Not -if-

Okay shut me down Jesse “don’t think we’re going to be able to read our way to the tower” geez

Good idea Petra

Okay I think that’s everything

Pull the lever Kronk- er, Jesse

“By the tides” Vos and Jack use the same expressions

Whaaaat was that

Petra just sliding in to save the day

NURM

HAH I TOLD YOU WE’D FIND YOU

IVOR

“Jesse, I’m a ninja.  Where else would I be?” perfect

JACK IS FANBOYING OVER IVOR

Could this episode get any better wow

This game is great nice throwback to episode one

Did Ivor’s text color change

I like how he tried to be cool and say his names and stuff and then just gave up 10/10

Frankly I’m surprised he fell for your deception hook line and sink he should be smarter than that

How thought it’s embedded in the bedrock

Romeo have some common sense don’t just talk about the primary terminal when it is the only thing that can defeat you

I mean don’t stop being stupid because it’s helping me a lot but man you’re almost painfully stupid

Axel he killed one of his friends and imprisoned the other and still thinks THEY’RE “bad friends” no we can’t just reason with him

“Jesse taught me to keep the explosions in boomtown” good job Jesse

“I’m formulating a plan”-Jesse wow this episode is just a treasure trove of great lines isn’t it

JesseCon

Romeo why are you like this

Help us Stella

Montage we got a montage-

THIS IS AMAZING

“Are you sure I can’t just blow up the stage?  That would be distracting.”  for the love of notch Axel no you can’t just blow up the stage I thought Jesse taught you to keep the explosions in boomtown

“Then we wait for the big fireworks finale!”  “the...what?”  “It’s Romeo. I promise you there will be a huge fireworks finale.”  22/10

This planning montage is actually the best thing that has ever or will ever happen in this game

Petra was just surfing Jack up a waterfall what a time to be alive

“Explosions, excitement, explosions...I love it!”  keep going Axel honey you’re doing great

Stella will help us are you kidding me she knew that “Jesse” was the Admin before literally anybody else in the town

“I could follow her to them and then we wouldn’t have to talk!” me at every social event ever

“Great. Can I say how much I don’t like this plan?” Petra hush this is a great plan

Woohoo I’ve got my overalls back

She’s almost fooling me I think we’re okay

“One serving of Admin, coming up.”  Jesse that’s just weird

An ocelot LUKAS WHERE ARE YOU-

There’s a golem over there careful Jesse they might be equipped to know exactly where the Admin is and if they’re equipped to know exactly where the Admin is then they’ll know that you’re not the Admin

Oh look a piston contraption I’m gonna step on it

It’s Ivor from the very first episode all over again

“Your greatness” no

I’ve got golems at my disposal nice

Crap

HIDE

that ‘s not Stella

NELL

The statue is following her wow

Oh no

OH NO

HE’S GOING TO NOTICE THE STATUE FRICK

It’s Nell get it right Romeo

There’s Stella

Romeo is so thick sometimes I swear like he hasn’t once thought “hey maybe my city is being infiltrated by the real Jesse”

Wait nevermind he thinks the real Jesse’s dead

NO NELL NOOOOO

This is great watching Jesse try to be Romeo trying to be Jesse might just be the purest thing on this world

You just found out now that I’m back because I just got back like less than- I would say 2 hours ago but Minecraft time is different sooooo

See Petra I told you we’d be fine

“I happen to be an excellent actor.  I shall get into character.”  you do that Stella

Way to be subtle guys

No Binta that’s an awful idea

“I’m glad that we as a town could come together to celebrate-- of course it was mandatory but I sense that you wanted to come anyway.”  that is such a Romeo thing to say

Shut up Jack

“That’s like planning a birthday party without...well...without any fireworks!” such a tragedy

We MAKE fireworks that’s what we’re supposed to do Petra

Lukas’s book!

Stop talking so loudly he is going to hear you

“Only then you will scatter the shadows and reveal your goal”  that was weirdly deep Jack

BINTAAAA

She is a lot freaking stronger than I thought she was wow

Oh no

How can one person be so clumsy

Actually my real question is why did they let Jesse do the stuff a clumsy person could mess up easily Petra could’ve done the elytra-ing and we still would’ve been fine

Pick up the waterfall someone is going to see it

Are those withers

Who was that

Oh hey Nell

Stampy?

Stacy?

LUKAS

Does he still think the Admin is the real Jesse

Darling you’re right the Jesse you know wouldn’t do any of that stuff the Jesse out there is a fake

Dear notch don’t say it out loud he could be listening

That’s right only room for one crazed egomaniac

I like how Stampy has an army of parrots resting on his shoulders

frick

Come onnnn

Your office in MY town

I told you to pick up the waterfalllllll

COME ON

GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS

“Smug, arrogant, insignificant” wow I didn’t know the Admin was describing himself

Romeo’s impressions of the citizens are pure gold 10/10

are you KIDDING ME

ROMEO

WHY -clap- ARE -clap- YOU -clap- LIKE -clap- THIS

Yes because FJORDS are the biggest thing here

noooooo

Agreed Lukas such a jerk

FIND THE TERMINAL SPACE NOWWW

LUKAS

THERE ARE STAIRS -RIGHT THERE- JUST CLIMB UP THEM

Hey by the way where’s Xara

Where is my wife I want my wife back

THIS PLACE IS COOL

Well yeah Jesse we look around with our eyes what else would we look around with

Romeo doesn’t have any friends

Don’t fall off

Unlike season 1 episode 5, that is actually the Void and it doesn’t have any land beneath it

“Enter your password to begin a new program.” what

I bet that the chest is a creative inventory

How about the normal potato it isn’t “#poisonedpotato451”

Just try both of them it’s not hard to figure out

What is this freaking grid for

Wait

I bet it’s that symbol from episode 1 that like nobody talked about ever

No it isn’t

OH i get it

I think it was probably a bad thud

IT WAS A GOOD THUD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Okay so that post I made about the golden gauntlet was sort of incorrect  Romeo didn’t make it

Again?

Romeo’s been human before?

What

OH MY NOTCH

SCREW OFF ROMEO DEAR NOTCH OH MY GOSH

Don’t TELL HIM THAT

Just GREAT there are COLOSSI NOW

Was that a freaking hand pun

Vos except not Vos

This gauntlet is awesome okay

Cool an Admin-color-palette snowman Admin

No I’m not happy to see you you are the Admin not Petra

We’re back at the cabin

..does he not want to be home?

THE GAUNTLET FELL OFF

GET IT GET IT GET IT

HAHA YES

HE’S HUMAN NOW

It’s breaking we have to go we have to go we have to go

ohhhhh my goshhhhhhh

Nope darling you’re coming with me

RADAR

XARA?  WHERE IS SHE

RADARRRRR

That enderman just RIPPED THE COLOSSUSS’S ENTIRE HEAD OFF

BEACONTOWN IS SAAAAAAAAAVED

Blondie

Even Radar acknowledges his lack of shirt wow

Ivor’s ninja clothes were his pajamas

Of course I’ll take care of Lluna

Hey look we’ve got season 1 pre-armor Petra

Goodbyes?

What are you talking about Jack

Oh they’re just going on an adventure okay

Group hug

LUKAS IS MOVING INTO BEACONTOWN

No Axel we’ll be together again

Axel is me saying goodbyes

..

Sorry Petra I have to stay

I’ll see you again okay?

RADAR’S RANTS

My wish came true

Woohoo yeah let’s have lunch with the followers of Soren

AIDEN!

MY BOY

WP stands for White Pumpkin wow Cassie’s back “Look out” don’t worry your little behind Cassie I’m looking out

It’s the opening credits theme again!

I’m crying this is incredible

I really have no words

Thank you Telltale for such an amazing journey

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 06.09.17 lb

how is this “shivaay’s” gang? it’s literally chubby and a buncha other prepubescent little dudes. (literally. look at them. mooch bhi theek se nahi ugiii hai inki.) 😕😕😕

does shivaay have ANY friends????? i don’t thinkkkkkk so. ek toh aisi personality. upar se nkk ki tadi. ek daksh tha, woh toh psycho nikla. ek advay hai, but he’s too busy trying to set his wife on fire to come over for guys’ night. i’m telling you, this man has no friends. 🙄🙄🙄

who watches cricket match like this, as if it’s a horror movie? 😟😟😟

harneet’s love-lust-double-kasht for dhoni is showing clearly in the dialogue. 🙃🙃🙃

... that MIGHT be your heart problem, shivaay. have you taken your meds today? 😐😐😐

yeah. i was right. this has to do with a bachelor party, i think. 😬😬😬

lol girls watching film awards like it’s the pre-internet days and they don’t know who wins already. 🙄🙄🙄

pft. meta reference to how anika only likes kanji aankhon waale overacting waale fellows. 😆😆😆

lmaooooooo, billllllu so awkward at the party. #me 😂😂😂

“i’m kinda old for this, man.” 

good that he’s aware. 

oh god i have never found shivaay more relatable. but seriously, who over the age of 25 has the energy for parties like this? i salute your zest for life. i have literally never had it, and was using this “too old for this” line about shit like this since i was 17.  😣😣😣

arre, uncle toh bura maan gaye! 🤣🤣🤣

pfffffffffft. idiot. he’s pulling out his saturday night fever moves and literally proving how old he is. 😆😆😆

billu’s gonna get in hella trouble for his budhaape mein jawaani. 😋😋😋

lol, rudra is singing saathiyaaaaa. 😂😂😂

haaaaaaaaaaaaaate nakuul’s drunk acting. 😒😒😒

ok how long is it taking the girls to walk like 200 m? 😑😑😑

blue dress toh full on chance maar rahi hai. behen, na kar. ek toh yeh bada pakau aadmi hai. aur dusra, iski biwi entry maarne waali hai apne chandni chappal ke saath. 😬😬😬

oh boy, the chandni is about to come off. 😶😶😶

ok what right does bhavya have to look so devastated? 🙄🙄🙄

lol billu’s faaaaaaaaaaaaaace. 😂😂😂

girls be like DANCE WITH US IDIOTS. #plotTwist

waaah, wardrobe change for girls, magically! 😐😐😐

what a lovestruck billu. 😻😻😻

literally not interested in the ruvya nonsense, so can you stop ghusaoing them in between??? 😒😒😒

ANIKA TAKING INITIATIVE! ANIKA TAKING INITIATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

was that a dream sequence? how have their clothes changed back? 🤔🤔🤔

ok lame dancing. fwdingggggggg. call me when there’s all-up-on-you grinding from shivika. 😏😏😏

WHY DO THE GIRLS’ OUTFITS KEEP SWITCHING BACK AND FORTHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S ANNOYING MEEEEEE 😤😤😤😤

wait what? and the scene is over? ugh what the helllll?!?! GIVE ME SEXY DANCINGGGGGGGGGG 😫😫😫

god billu, you a hot mess. grow up, man. 🙄🙄🙄

bhavya knows rudra super well and knows some fuck-up had to have happened. 😗😗😗

anika has too much faith in her stupidass pati tho. 🙄🙄🙄

nakuul’s hungover acting is even worse than his drunk acting. 😬😬😬

lmao MERE NAAM PE KYUN BILL PHAAD RAHE HO?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

why can’t you go check on them??? it’s literally the next room? 🤔🤔🤔

rikara nahi hai toh anika maiyya has to do matchmaking for next available couple to get her jollies. 🙄🙄🙄

lol cutie. 😚😚😚

bhavyaaaaa you’re so cute. why you agonising over this fucking idiot though? ugh, i really wish they weren’t trying to force this. 😣😣😣

nakuul’s added a new actor to his repertoire of mimicry: saif ali khan 😑😑😑

natasha seems to have met her maker. RIP natasha. ☠☠☠

bhavya, i have zero sympathy for your issues. you’re into a immature fuckboy; either acknowledge the attraction or get over it and find yourself an age appropriate man. awaiiii ka naatak. 😑😑😑

natasha’s make up has held up remarkably, even in death. 😯😯😯

rudra is missing. with the body. 😶😶😶

idiots. 

bhavya’s acp spidey senses are tingling. 😌😌😌

khooooooooooon! the woman is a bloodhound. literally. 😧😧😧

natasha’s looking very animated for someone who’s dead. 🙄🙄🙄

dude her make up has held up so well. i am so fucking impressed. also she looks a little bit like a desi chrissy teigen no? 🙃🙃🙃

dadi is so progressive about natasha’s drinking. she’s like “dhyaan rakh puttar, utni piyo jis se nuksaan na ho.”  +100 to dadi today! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

what khaane ke liye neecho aao, anika and bhavya just said they returned from breakfast. 🤔🤔🤔

these two fucking idiots.

lol the girls’ faces though. 😂😂😂

ok tej, it’s obvious that’s svetlana. honestly. 😒😒😒

whatever. i don’t care. gimme rikara. 😐😐😐

ouff back to rudra and his bs. 😑😑😑

lmao chubby thinks rudra was overpaid. i love how chubby is always giving rudra the truth. he’s a true friend. 😊😊😊

ouff, this lottery idea is hella lame. fwding. WHERE ARE RIKARA?????? 😤😤😤

mindlessly watching this jhanLana scene for svetlana’s flawless face. i love her so much. *kisses the screen* 😍😍😍😍

“jo kaam bataaye nahi jaa sakte woh aksar shady hote hai!”

satyavachan by bhavya pratap rathore. i really like this girl now. just... ouff, the unnecessary romance. 😣😣😣

oh she kept the money all sambhaal ke in a special box and all and looks hurt. oh bb. 😥😥😥

eeeee rikara. 😍😍😍

lol he’s the one limping and he’s telling HER “aaraam se”. 😆😆😆

ouff tauji and balram are back. yet i don’t see the murti. where is the damn murtiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? 😠😠😠

CAN BALRAM DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHAT TO CALL MR. PINK PAGDI? HE WAS CALLING HIM TAUJI, NOW HE’S CALLING HIM BAPU. NEITHER OF THOSE ARE WHAT YOU CALL YOUR GRANDFATHER??????? 😣😣😣😣😣

waah tauji is suddenly on team rikara. 

balram is closer to omkara’s face than gauri has ever been. haven’t seen such homoerotic sexual tension since the days ranveer used to keep getting all up in om’s face and stare at him soullllfullly. 😚😚😚

GIVE US THE DAMN MURRRRRRRRRRRRTIIIIIIIII

fucking finally. 😒😒😒

uncleji toh humari tarah rikara shipper nikle. 😌😌😌

sanskaari bachche pair choo-ing and all. waah. 

‘how to get this hottie to myself, away from the cute and fighty wife?’

lol zero sympathy for tej. fuck him up, queen! 😈😈😈

omfg she’s doing what literally EVERY south indian parent threatens to do when kids are being annoyinggggg - burn you with the metal dosa flipper. lmao amazingggggggggg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i now accept svetlana into our fold as an honorary south indian. 😊😊😊😎😎😎

WHAT NEW BIGGEST RAAZ OF SVETLANA IS HIDDEN IN OBEROI MANSION??????????????? 😧😧😧

ouff these two idiots. 😣😣😣

these two are obviously gonna lose on the laaaast number. 🙄🙄🙄

yupppppppppppppp. 😐😐😐

LMAO 50 RS KA PRIZE MILA. 450 KA GHAATA.

“mujheee barbaaad karke tu gym jaa raha haiiiiii???” snorttttttt. 🤣🤣🤣

ok how many layers is om wearing. i’m feeeling stuffy looking at him. 😓😓😓

that light blue shirt reallllllllly suits him though. *makes kissy faces at him* 😍😍😍😘😘😘😚😚😚💖💖💖💖

“saara samaaan le liyaaa naa?” so husbandlyyyy. so kiss-worthyyyy. i love when he makes that squinty face. idk why i find it hella attractive. 

there’s a new softnesssss in the way he looks at her nowww. kunaaaaaal. what even are your eyessss. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

“pyaar aisa hona chahiye. hai na?” “woh pehelwaan bhi aisa hi kuch keh raha tha. HUMAARE BAARE MEIN.” 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omkara breaching the topic! yes! yes!!!! 😭😭😭😭

apni chiraiyya bhi confident. direct mooh pe sawaal about what he thinks about love. i love it. god, give me 2% of her confidence. 😇😇😇

shuru ho gaya is bakre ka “main main”. ouff. 😒😒😒

OMKARA YOU LIAR YOU THINK ABOUT LOVE ALL THE TIME YOU WRITE POETRY ABOUT IT YOU’RE SO HAPPY FOR YOUR BROTHER THAT HE FINALLY FOUND IT PFFFFFFFT 😤😤😤

awww, bulbul’s face falling. my girl. *hugs her tightly* 😔😔😔

“ek baat hai... humari jodi sahi hai.”

pfffffffffft. tell her you want to kiss her and write poetry about her eyes, you idiot. 😒😒😒

gauri like WHY GOD HAVE YOU STUCK ME WITH THIS TACTLESS FOOL 😫😫😫😪😪😪

proof that shivaay and omki are definitely brothers. they make the same faces when they have no answers and are fumbling fools who are fucking up. 😊😊😊

oh boy, om’s bleeeeeeeeeding. 😬😬😬

bhavya serving up some realness about how rudra is incapable of hard work and earning money the right way. preach girl. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[evenstevensranked]

#46: Season 3, Episode 14 - “Dirty Work”

This episode was pretty popular. Ren and Principal Wexler have a falling out after she starts to realize he assigns her all of his “dirty work.” So, Larry Beale ends up temporarily taking over as Wexler’s student assistant. Petty drama ensues. Meanwhile, during the plot everyone remembers: Louis decides to start his own "Lumberjack Club" as an excuse to slack off in school. Where all they do is hang around, speak with semi-hillbilly accents, eat pancakes and wear flannels.

Let me start off by saying... To this day, people fondly remember the Lumberjack Club as if it were some major thing, but in reality it was only a (very) small subplot. That’s crazy to me. I did my research, and this Lumberjack Club plot resonated with people so much that students were directly inspired to start their own Lumberjack Clubs at school irl. I’m not joking. Here are some more examples. 

All of these clubs have basically the same mission statement as Louis’ and were formed in the Early 2000s. This alone made me feel like I should rank the episode much higher for “iconic” points. Buuuut, this was never one of my personal favorites *gasp!* and that’s outweighing a lot of things for me. So, please know that I had an extreme internal struggle when deciding where to put this one. I was originally going to rank this around #59-55. But, I didn’t think that was fair enough to the ~cultural impact~ it made, and decided to put it here at #46. That being said… let’s get into it.

This one opens with Coach Tugnut driving up to his school parking spot singing “‘cause I got a brand new suit, and pair of shoes to match! I wish I had a mustache—“ before he gets cut off by Ren. I just felt like those lyrics were worth sharing honestly. She tells him that Wexler has ordered his parking spot to be moved a block and a half away from the school. We find out the reason why when Wexler comes driving up in a new red convertible. He wanted that spot for himself. Idk why Wexler needed Tugnut’s spot though? Surely he has his own prominent spot? He asks Ren to look into some “Lumberjack Club” he came across while looking over the school budget.

What is up with Ren’s pants, btw? This outfit always bothered me. When I was young I always thought they were, like.. freaking Louis Vuitton pants or something, lol. I mentioned before that her wardrobe starts to include loud patterns and gives off an overall “older” and stuffy vibe towards the end of the series. 

The camera pans over to Louis and Twitty, who are accepting and signing off on a syrup delivery. They recycle their code names (Lars Honeytoast and Frenchie Von Richter) from an earlier episode in the series when accepting the order. The delivery man refers to Twitty as "Mr. Honeytoast." This is such a small thing that’s easy to miss, but it’s awesome and top notch casual continuity! I really like it.

It’s “New England’s Finest” syrup. I’m from Boston. This pleases me, tbh.

It cuts to Lumberjack Club! Where Louis, Twitty, Tawny and Tom are cooking pancakes and celebrating the fact that they’ve upgraded their syrup to premium quality, lol. “Lumber Tawn” asks “Lumber Lou” (yes, these are the nicknames they’ve given themselves) to tell them how he came up with the idea for the club again. Louis goes on to tell the story of the club’s origins. The hillbilly accent really kicks in now, accentuated by bluegrass music in the background. He starts off by saying “Well, ‘bout two weeks ago, when yous kids was much younger… everyone was siiignin’ up for cluuuubs.” That is one of my favorite lines though. Not gonna lie. He explains that anyone could get money to form a club as long as they got 50 signatures. So he decided to create a Lumberjack Club after remembering his “deep and loyal love for the pancake.” Incredible. 

Dat face tho.

Right about now is when Ren comes walking in, finding the four of them toasting to The Lumberjack. (See first image.) She grills them about what kind of club they are and what sort of things they do. Louis starts pulling crap out of his butt saying “We sing Lumberjack Songs.” Ren asks them to sing one and it’s great. None of them are in sync. They’re all making stuff up off the top of their heads and clashing miserably. The best part is Tom -- who’s repeatedly saying "Wood... Wood... Wood..." God bless Tom.

Louis says they’re “legit… with a big L!” “…and a small ‘egit’!” Twitty finishes. I feel like this is worth mentioning because one of the real-life clubs’ requirements for joining is that you have to “be legit.” Oh my god. Obviously, Ren vows to shut down the club.

Wexler surprises Ren with her own desk outside of his office. We’re getting into creepy territory again, guys. Wexler makes Ren, a 14-15 year old, do ALL OF HIS WORK while he goes out gallivanting in his new car. Remember when I said that Ren Stevens is basically the principal of Lawrence Jr. High…? Well, this episode really exemplifies that and takes it to a new level. She literally takes over as principal. How is this not illegal?

One of her tasks for the day is to fire the school janitor. Wow. (Fun fact: Jackie the Janitor is played by Knobby Frostybump -- the old elf from the Lizzie McGuire Christmas episode lol) This is the last straw for Ren. She confronts Wexler and quits being his assistant. But much like in Ren-Gate, that doesn’t last long. Over the course of a period, she gets all emo and decides she wants her job back. But, oh no! When she goes back to the office, guess who’s already taken over for her? Larry Beale. Dang, that was fast.

Another lazy name flub happens again here. Larry is polishing his nameplate and it reads "Lawrence M. Beale" when earlier in the series they say his full name on a few different occasions and it's "Lawrence Anthony Beale." I don't understand why something like this is so difficult to remember?! Although, I actually always thought it was weird that Larry's middle name was Anthony because Louis’ full name is Louis Anthony Stevens. Even weirder... The actor who plays Beans is named Steven Anthony Lawrence. What a strange coincidence. 

Ren and Wexler are being extremely passive aggressive towards each other while Larry sits there gloating. Out of spite, Ren decides to become Tugnut's new assistant instead. Like he even needs one. It becomes a petty, all out war between the pairs.

It’s Larry’s job to shut down Lumberjack Club now, so he busts into their meeting the next day. I’m pretty sure they’re not even going to class anymore. They hired a marimba player named Nate to entertain them during club meetings — which I think is absolutely hilarious. It might just be because I'm a musician, but any music-related humor kills me. I mean, a MARIMBA PLAYER?! And this dude is such a Jazz cat. It’s great. This is honestly probably my favorite scene in the whole episode:

So, yeah. Lumberjack Club needs to make an educational presentation in order to stay a thing.

Tugnut is chilling in a lawn chair, eating a burrito and telling his life story (”I thought about moving to Canada, but I don’t speak Canadian...”) while Ren does work on his car. Now she’s a mechanic. This is child abuse, I swear. She’s about to quit as his assistant, but she looks up and sees Larry and Wexler blissfully driving around in his convertible. She gets jealous and keeps working for Tugnut. These student/teacher relationships are so, so strange and not appropriate. Let’s be real... 

Anyway, the whole assistant war thing starts to come to an end when it becomes obvious that Ren is much more qualified and has a better relationship and understanding with Wexler than Larry does. Larry royally messes up as Wexler's assistant and ends up doing a lot of things wrong. Including inviting Wexler’s mother to school, putting nutmeg in his coffee, and forgetting to pay Wexler’s car insurance bill. (Really, what adult would trust a 14-15 year old to pay their bills…) 

Louis organizes the most impressive Lumberjack Club presentation ever within a few hours at the most. I do like seeing Louis at least fully see his schemes through, though. So that’s nice, I guess.

It’s like a freaking carnival.

Nate returns as the musical entertainment. I love this guy, lol. Everything’s going well, until Louis and Twitty chop down a tree during a demonstration which falls on Wexler’s car. Ouch. Wexler’s devastated and sobbing, but manages to mutter “Look what they’ve done to my sweet, sweet ride!” through tears. That made me laugh harder than I probably should’ve. Wexler faints when he finds out Larry didn’t send the insurance payment, and nowww Ren is responsible for Wexler’s literal life. 

Something always gotta go wrong. Louis was actually sort of pulling this whole Lumberjack thing off.

Wexler could be on his deathbed right now and it’s up to Ren to save him. Wow. “Breathe, Principal Wexler! Breathe!!!”

Turns out Ren sneakily sent out the insurance payment the other day and everything’s fine. The episode ends with Ren becoming Wexler’s assistant again. The end. 

So yeah, that’s it. I’m still shocked at how short the Lumberjack Club plot actually is. Pretty crazy how it somehow managed to burn itself into the memories of so many people. I’m also like, 99% positive it was inspired by this Monty Python skit. There’s even a song playing during the school presentation that’s near identical melodically (and lyrically a bit) to the one sung in this skit. The fact that it’s just a subplot also affected my ranking, because I’m not the biggest fan of this episode’s main plot. I love Larry/Ren conflict.. but this situation is just... slightly annoying to me for some reason. ALSO! I realized the other day that I should base my rankings on character development, as well. I’ve actually been doing that subconsciously so far, I think. Barring a few, the majority have been filler episodes basically. No material that actually advances the overall arc of the show. Just random, silly plots -- which makes it difficult for me to really consider it a “good” or “great” episode. And unfortunately, that’s what Lumberjack Club is to me. I’m so sorry. I just love these characters so much, so when there’s little to no character growth in an episode.. it sort of bothers me. I know the show is silly, but there’s a lot of heart there as well. Episodes that have a little meat to them are the ones I’m more fond of. 

We’ve officially reached the point in my list where I drew a line separating the lower half from the better half though, guys! The ball’s really rolling now. I’m excited. 

Thanks for reading! Were you a Lumberjack Club fan? Did you start your own?! Please, do tell. Haha. 

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