#if you want fun light hearted whimsical adventuring

[reimenaashelyee]

My NEWEST graphic novel MY AUNT IS A MONSTER is here!! A whimsical adventure-comedy graphic novel full of twists, turns, travels and tap-dancing flamingos! A lil orphan girl with big dreams discovers a long-lost aunt - a former world’s greatest adventurer presumed dead due to a “secret” (hint: the aunt is a literal blue furred beast). When news of a rival encroaching a lost kingdom arrives on the aunt’s doorstep, an adventure of a lifetime begins: containing spies, whales, buff nannies, and invisible creatures with a bad habit of chewing.

Out now in all libraries and bookstores. Transcript edition coming soon.

[dragonchris]

Game Review: Wandersong

I heavily debated reviewing this game. On one hand, I love it. It's an amazing game with a wonderful message and I've been thinking about it constantly. On the other hand, it's fucking buggy as hell and I'd never recommend it to anyone who has patience thinner than a 2x4 or epilepsy.

Welcome to Wandersong, where you play as one of the most bizarre creatures in the world.

An Extrovert.

Story:

The world is ending and you gotta stop it! You're not a brave warrior or a clever mage, but you're a bard with a heart as big as your vocal chords. And by god you're gonna sing to save the world.

This game balances lighthearted goofiness and emotional depth with a good amount of skill. The characters are charming and funny, and the emotional moments are touching and thoughtful. The more you play to save this world, the more you fall in love with it.

Gameplay and Controls:

If the story is the game's strongest point, the gameplay is it's weakest. BY A LONG SHOT.

I'm not gonna beat around the bush, this game is broken. The mechanics don't control very well, the physics of this world are often your enemy, and sometimes the game just will not work with you, which makes some puzzles just slightly more enjoyable than pulling out your own teeth with a crowbar.

In all honesty, I never got to finish the game. Because it Fucking broke halfway through. Fun fact, if you fail at one puzzle enough times because the physics simply refuse to work, the game just DELETES ASSETS FROM THE LEVEL. Have fun playing an invisible character falling through a platform that no longer exists, fucker.

To make matters worse, the accessibility options don't even work. I tried to toggle off the flashing lights option. It did fuck all. I tried to clear my game data to restart the game after it broke on me. The button does nothing. The only thing worse than a game with no accessibility options is a game with options that do jack shit and jill piss.

Sound:

But, to a more positive note, the soundtrack of this game is very good. I do think it's a clever mechanic to use singing as your primary ability. And with a game that relies so heavily on music, it's no surprise that the music delivers, carrying the whimsical and adventurous tone of the story through its soundtrack. You're just a happy little guy singin' your way through this world, and the music does a great job of helping you feel that way. My favorite part was where you controlled a pirate ship with your voice. It's also very rewarding to recognize recurring motifs and see how they represent the overall story.

Art:

The paper cut-out aesthetic of this 2-D game gives it a whimsical charm and a special aesthetic that helps make this game memorable. It just looks so cute. The character designs are all varied and unique, and the levels all have unique visual themes that keep the game vibrant and interesting all the way up until the end.

Playable, Replayable, or Unplayable?

I want to say that it's a playable game. That you should play it. I fell in love with this game and its story, which is probably why its unplayable mechanics frustrated me so deeply. Though I wasn't able to finish the game, I did watch someone else's playthrough because I wanted to see how it ended, and I'm glad I did.

I loved the ending. I loved the way the story progressed and expanded, the themes that it used and the way that the characters developed. There was genuine heart behind the production of this game. If I could rank this game on story alone, I would give it a 10/10.

But for the game as a whole, a lot of things would need to change before I could mark this as an amazing game. The physics need reworking, the accessibility options need to actually function, and perhaps a failsafe like a level selector might be beneficial for people like me who got completely softlocked and would rather go to the beginning of the act rather than start over completely. It has amazing highs and some pretty bad lows, so because of this, I give this game a smack-dab in the middle 5/10.

Steam

Itch.io

Wandersong Official Website

[sarahtheconjurer]

@ghosttmachine tagged me in a get to know you meme thing (tyyy!!)! So. Here i am posting for oncce lez goooo

Last song:

Technical answer is post traumatic blues by corey taylor, bc ive been using the spotify dj thing and it keeps giving me metal that i o ly kinda like. The funner answer was rhe barbie movie ost since me and my friends literally just got back from it n my friend mariana had me play it in the car. Not rlly my thing was catchy (barbie movie was good btw! Posts abt it being like. Not the deepest critique of social issues and the like are correct but it was a fun time w a lot of heart + rlly great production value + honestly. Very funny. And i watched it w two of my best friends so :})

Currently reading:

For books:

When the Angels Left the Old Country

I haven't touched it in a hot sec, but its a queer, historical fantasy ya book based in jewish folklorex about an angel and a demon that leave europe, after a girl goes missing from the village they've set up shop in. It's very light and whimsical which is not my usual fare, but I'm enjoying it! Its very heartfelt and the two main leads have very good chemistry. And its always cool to see angel/demon lore outside the usual christian sphere.

For manga: steel ball run (part 7 of jojos bizarre adventure) its. A story about a cross continental horse race to find the body parts of jesus. Which is the most coherent way i can put it. Im rereading it w two of my friends rn and im enjoying it! It isnt my favorite part, but its up there, and features some of the best stuff in the series. This is. Also a story featuring a pair of ride or die protagonists with a very strong dynamic and chemistry (honestly, best 'set' of protags in the series) and so much comes from their bond. Its at the point in the series where it started getting a monthly release and it shows, w some rlly gorgeous art. Gyro and Diego are highlights artwise because the former doesnt have a stand he just. Has these steel balls he spins and throws around, so you get very dynamic shots of him just. Chucking them that the author uses in super creative ways to lead the eye and compose panels and the latter. Can turn himself and other things into dinosaurs. Have you ever seen a dinosaur ride a horse? Its fucking sick. It also has some interesting themes of american imperialism and christianity, of all things, which i think are done, well in some respects, esp given the authors track record. IT ALSO HAS SOME OF THE WORST STUFF IN THE SERIES THAT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL HIM W HAMMERS.

Currently watching:

Nothing in particular, but ive got a p big to watch list (Trigun, mob psycho, etc) and i just watched the barbie movie, like i said.

Current obsession:

Guess. Take a guess.

Jfc jojos bizarre adventure is holding me at gunpoint. Its not good its not bad (besides when it is) it its own tier of media. I forgot how much 15 year old me was obsessed w it and so i foolishly rewatched it thinking id be. Normal. I was wrong. God. I've never seen anything like it! It's so clearly a passion project from someone who's very eccentric and so it goes from absurd and stupid and comedic to circling right back to being very human and poignant. Like, it's about love! And familial trauma! And prevailing in the face of great tragedy! And also killing the president because jesus told you so! It's got a myriad of flaws from technical writing issues to genuinely tasteless/bigoted content, so its not some untouchable media, but ive been enjoying it a lot.

Part 5 and 8 are my favorites for very different reasons.

Part 5, Golden Wind, is abt a bunch of weird mobsters on a roadtrip through italy to kill their boss. It has a very charming supporting cast who are a sort of found family of societal rejects, brought together by this guy named Bruno who acts as a leader + mentor + sort of dad? To them. They're all surprisingly fleshed out characters, esp for this early on in the series, and their group dynamic, combined w some of the best fights in the entire show, really sell this part. The main character and main villain are. Not good. Sans a few aspects. Tho. Like i forget giorno is there half the time. (Giorno is my beloved stale cracker of a character but hes MY stale cracke, tho)

Part 8, Jojolion, is uh. Hm. It follows this amnesiac dude who wakes up in the dirt, as he tries to piece together the person he was. It's set in an au version of the town from part 4, w some characters being spins on old ones. Its the most recent part, and it shows. Its a lot better structured, paced, and developed compared to earlier parts. The mystery running through it has a lot of fun twists and turns, the themes are coherent, and the pace is slow, but not meandering. The supporting cast is fun (the lead's romantic interest is an actually decent jojo woman and they have a very cute relationship, and the family the main character is sort of adopted into are all fucking insane) but the real draw for me was the main character. Josuke (the second. Theres another josuke from an alternate universe in part 4, anyway) is probably my favorite jojo. I could go on about him, but compared to the others, he feels the most real? Theres this very grounded sense of frustration abt him as he tries and fails to piece together who he is, while everyone around him seems to have somethimg they need from him, or an idea of who he SHOULD be. He isnt a hero, he isnt even all that noble, hes just trying to find himself and if anyone out there loves him. He's blunt, one track minded, and is doing the jojo equivalent of spamming x to skip through all the dialogue bc hes not here for anyones shit beside his own. Jojolion somehow captures the feeling of being a weird, displaced pseudo adult trying to piece yourself together, while everything Keeps Fucking Happening. I love it so much. But by god does the ending suck hoooooly shit oh my god dude jesus christ. Fucking. I hate tohru i hate tohru i hate tohru fjcjendnxzlzm. Anyway jobin sweep

OTHER OBSESSIONS INCLUDE OCS AND DND.

Im currently running a csm tabletop n curse of strahd game, and am in a ravenloft game. They're all very different but i love them all.

Ravenloft game is a sort of sequel to the curse of strahd game i was in a while bsck

I play pageturn (kenku paladin) and coda (changeling flavored as fallen angel, bard). Ones a 13 year old w a kill drive going through a double crisis of faith while somehow being the heart of the group and the others a shapeshifting corrupted celestial, whos trying to find themself. we are currently exploring the fomain the latter was imprisoned in and have found the eye of vecna and. I am. Excited and concerned for what our wonderful dm has cooked up.

Chainsaw Man game is a high stakes office drama following the worst group of devil hunters youve ever seen. Its more episodic and light than my other games which is a nice change of pace, and i rlly like the energy our group brings to the table. I am always horrified and surprised by whatever new government supplied human rights violation they commit next! Every character is uniquely sad, while still maintaining the token csm dark comedy abt them. We are currently revisiting a mystery allll the way back from our first session and im stoked for some stuff i have planned.

Sippy Crew (curse of strahd game) is drawing to a close and ahh i could make a whole post abt how much these guys mean to me. Its been a joy dming for this group of freaks and watching as they come together not into a found family, but a group of distinctly doomed, but fiercely loyal individuals. They've had two pc deaths, even more close calls, and have lost so much, but they're pushing through like dandelions in concrete. Its genuinely the most emotionally invested ive been in a ttrpg, and am so excited, to see their journey come to a close, and will miss them dearly.

Both jojo and ttrrpgs have been a way to reconnect with friends i dont usually talk to as much, and strengthen the bonds of the friends that i do, which is why theyve hit so hard, haha.

anwyaY this turned out way longer than it needed to be bUt.

@turtleslothart @500sunstone you. Do this.

[alteredstatesstuff]

Stand Out and Shine: 15 Tips to Get Noticed Online (with a Dose of Humor!)

Calling all aspiring digital stars! Are you ready to unleash your online presence and grab attention in the virtual world? Look no further, because this light-hearted article is here to sprinkle some magical tips and humor your way. Whether you're a budding entrepreneur, a content creator, or someone who simply wants to shine online, these 15 whimsical suggestions will help you get noticed and leave a lasting impression. So, let's dive in and embark on this entertaining online adventure!

Craft a Captivating Bio: Think of your online bio as a spellbinding potion. Mix a dash of personality, sprinkle in your interests, and stir it up with a pinch of humor. Voila! You've concocted a bio that grabs attention and leaves everyone wanting to know more about the fascinating individual you are.

Post with Pizzazz: Don't be a digital wallflower! Embrace your creativity and add a touch of humor to your posts. Whether it's a clever caption, a funny meme, or a witty observation, infusing your content with humor will make it stand out from the crowd and leave your audience giggling.

Engage and Conquer: It's not enough to just post; you need to engage with your audience. Respond to comments with charm, spark conversations, and show genuine interest. The more you engage, the more people will take notice of your vibrant online persona.

Unleash Your Inner Meme Master: Memes are the magical spells of the internet. Master the art of meme creation and sprinkle them throughout your content. Memes capture attention, elicit laughs, and are highly shareable, making them a surefire way to get noticed.

Collaborate and Conquer: Join forces with other digital wizards in your niche. Collaborate on projects, guest post on each other's platforms, and cross-promote your content. This not only expands your reach but also adds a touch of camaraderie and humor to your online presence.

Stay Authentic, Be Yourself: In the enchanting world of the internet, authenticity is the secret ingredient that sets you apart. Embrace your quirks, share your genuine stories, and let your unique personality shine through. People are drawn to authenticity like moths to a magical flame.

Sprinkle Some GIF Magic: GIFs are like little bursts of online magic. Use them strategically to add humor, express emotions, or emphasize a point. A well-placed GIF can make your content more entertaining and help it stand out in a sea of text.

Embrace the Power of Hashtags: Hashtags are the breadcrumbs that lead people to your digital kingdom. Use them wisely and creatively. Come up with unique, funny hashtags that capture the essence of your content and make it easily discoverable.

Spellbinding Visuals: Incorporate eye-catching visuals into your online presence. Whether it's charming illustrations, mesmerizing photographs, or whimsical animations, visually appealing content grabs attention and entices people to stay and explore.

Leave 'Em Laughing with Videos: Videos are the crown jewels of online content. Create funny and engaging videos that make your audience laugh, smile, or even snort with delight. Be it a comedy skit, a tutorial with a humorous twist, or a behind-the-scenes blooper reel, let your imagination run wild.

Be the Punny Master: Embrace your inner wordsmith and sprinkle puns throughout your online presence. From clever wordplay in captions to amusing blog post titles, puns add a touch of whimsy and keep your audience chuckling along.

Be a Social Media Magician: Don't just be present on social media; be a wizard of engagement. Like, comment, and share content from others in your niche. Spread positivity and support fellow digital dreamers. The more you interact, the more likely people are to take notice of your enchanting online persona.

Create Interactive Quizzes or Polls: Turn your content into an interactive adventure. Create quizzes or polls that entertain and engage your audience. Let them join in the fun, share their opinions, and feel like an integral part of your online world.

Spark Conversations: Don't be afraid to stir the cauldron of controversy (in a lighthearted way, of course!). Ask thought-provoking questions, encourage friendly debates, and invite your audience to share their perspectives. Engaging discussions will keep your online presence buzzing with activity.

Be Patient and Persistent: Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is an online empire. Stay patient, keep creating, and remain persistent. Success in the online realm is a magical concoction of talent, hard work, and a sprinkle of luck. So, wave your virtual wand and keep pushing forward!

Conclusion: Congratulations, digital adventurers! Armed with these 15 whimsical tips, you're now ready to conquer the online world with a dash of humor and a touch of enchantment. Craft captivating bios, post with pizzazz, engage with your audience, and collaborate with fellow digital wizards. Stay authentic, embrace GIFs, create spellbinding visuals, and leave 'em laughing with videos. Be the punny master, spread social media magic, create interactive quizzes, and spark engaging conversations. Remember, success may take time, but with persistence and a sprinkle of online wizardry, you'll be noticed and cherished by audiences far and wide. So, let the magic begin and may your online journey be filled with laughter, joy, and digital stardom!

[litteleduds]

Fun and Fashionable: Exploring Kids Clothing Stores with Little Duds

Hey there, stylish little trendsetters and their fabulous grown-ups! Are you ready for an exciting adventure into the world of kids' fashion? Well, buckle up because we're about to embark on a journey through some of the coolest kids clothing stores, with a special spotlight on one of our favorites: Little Duds!

Welcome to the Wonderland of Kids' Fashion:

Imagine a world where clothes aren't just clothes – they're magical capes that help you fly higher, cozy blankets for teddy bear picnics, and superhero suits that make you feel invincible. That's the world of kids' fashion, where every piece tells a story and sparks endless imagination.

Discovering Little Duds:

In this vibrant universe of kiddie couture, one name shines brightly: Little Duds. Nestled in the heart of our shopping escapade, Little Duds is like a treasure trove filled with the most adorable and stylish outfits you can imagine. From tiny rompers for newborns to trendy tees for older kids, Little Duds has something for every little fashionista and dapper dude.

Why We Love Little Duds:

Fashion with a Dash of Fun: Little Duds knows that kids want clothes that are not only stylish but also fun to wear. Their designs are bursting with colors, playful prints, and quirky details that instantly light up any room.

Comfort is Key: Scratchy tags and stiff fabrics? Not on Little Duds' watch! Their clothes are made from soft, breathable materials that keep kids dresswear comfy whether they're crawling, jumping, or dancing around like little whirlwinds.

Durability for Days: Kids will be kids, which means they play hard! But fear not, parents, because Little Duds crafts their garments to withstand the wildest adventures. Say goodbye to torn seams and faded colors – Little Duds has got you covered.

Sizes for Every Stage: From tiny tots to trendy tweens, Little Duds offers sizes for every age and stage of childhood. So whether you're shopping for a newborn bundle of joy or a budding fashionista who's already picking out their own outfits, Little Duds has the perfect fit.

Let Your Imagination Soar:

But wait, there's more! Little Duds isn't just a store – it's a gateway to a world of imagination and creativity. With their whimsical designs and endless outfit possibilities, Little Duds invites kids to express themselves boldly and embrace their unique sense of style.

Join the Fashion Fun:

Ready to step into the wonderful world of kids' fashion? Whether you're shopping for your own little ones or searching for the perfect gift, make sure to pay a visit to Little Duds and explore their enchanting collection. Who knows? You might just find the perfect outfit to inspire your next great adventure!

So, what are you waiting for? Let's go shopping and let our imaginations run wild with Little Duds!

[makemeyellow01]

Unleashing Your Whimsical Side: Get a Make Me Yellow Simpsons Custom Portrait

Did you ever fancy being part of Springfield's favorite family, The Simpsons? Well, with a "Make Me Yellow Simpsons Custom Portrait", you can. This blog post explores how getting a custom cartoon character portrait can be a quirky, fun addition to your family photos or as a unique gift for loved ones.

The Charm of Yellow: Simpsons Cartoons

The worldwide popularity of The Simpsons makes it a perfect theme for a custom portrait. The exciting journey of turning into a yellow Simpsons character begins with appreciating the charm of this cartoon series.

First aired in 1989, The Simpsons has since been a significant part of the global pop culture. Its unique humour, witty satire, and endearing characters, all sporting the trademark yellow skin, have carved a special place in our hearts.

Turning You into a Cartoon: The Custom Portrait Process

Embark on a unique artistic journey with our 'Make Me Yellow Simpsons Custom Portrait' service, available on our official website. Our service is dedicated to transforming your everyday photos into striking Simpsons-style caricatures. This process is more than just a color change or adding cartoon features; it's about capturing your essence and personality. Every detail, from the shape of your smile to the twinkle in your eye, is carefully considered, making your Simpsons avatar not just a cartoon but a personalized piece of art.

Whether you're looking for a unique gift, celebrating a special occasion, or simply want to add a touch of whimsy to your life, our custom portraits promise to deliver a delightful and memorable experience. Join us in this creative adventure and see yourself reimagined in the whimsical world of the Simpsons. With our blend of precision and creative flair, we transform regular photos into uncanny Simpsons avatars with seamless craftsmanship, offering a fun and engaging way to see yourself in a new, yellow-tinted light.

Why Get a Custom Simpsons Portrait?

Investing in a "Make Me Yellow Simpsons Custom Portrait" can serve various purposes, from personalized gifts to amusing home décor pieces. Some potential reasons to get one include:

Unique Gifts: Portraits make for great gifts. But a Simpsons-style portrait? It's an unsaid winner.

Fun-filled Decor: Liven up your interiors with these yellows. A Simpsons family portrait in the living room?

Special Occasions: Celebrate memorable moments by getting a portrait done, Simpsons style. Be it a wedding or a graduation – the charm of the Simpsons can make things unforgettable.

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Getting a custom cartoon character portrait in the Simpsons style is straightforward. Visit our website, select the number of characters you want in the picture, upload your photo, and you're ready. Our team communicates at every step to ensure you love your yellow transformation.

Conclusion

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Adorable Simons Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater

The holiday season is the perfect time to spread joy, love, and laughter, and what better way to do it than with an adorable Simons Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater? This charming and whimsical sweater is not only a fantastic gift idea for both men and women but also a fun and festive way to celebrate the most wonderful time of the year. Simons Cat, the lovable and mischievous feline character of the popular animated series, has captured the hearts of millions around the world. With his playful antics and hilarious adventures, he brings a smile to everyone's face. Now, you can share that joy with your loved ones by gifting them this delightful Christmas sweater. The Simons Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater is available for both men and women, ensuring that everyone can enjoy the festive spirit. It comes in a wide range of sizes, so you can choose the perfect fit for your friends, family, or even yourself. Made from high-quality materials, this sweater is not only adorable but also cozy and comfortable to wear during the winter season. The design of the sweater is simply irresistible. It features a colorful and detailed depiction of Simons Cat surrounded by Christmas lights, snowflakes, and other holiday-themed elements. The attention to detail is remarkable, and every inch of the sweater is adorned with cute and festive illustrations. Whether you're attending an Ugly Christmas Sweater party or just want to stand out during the holiday season, this sweater is sure to be a hit. Not only is this sweater a great gift for all the cat lovers in your life, but it's also an ideal present for anyone who appreciates good humor and enjoys spreading holiday cheer. The playful design and charming characters are guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone's face. Whether you're giving it to a family member, a friend, or a coworker, this sweater is a surefire way to make their Christmas extra special. In addition to its adorable design, the Simons Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater is also a gift that keeps on giving. Its durable quality ensures that it can be worn for many holiday seasons to come. With proper care, this sweater will become a cherished part of their winter wardrobe, reminding them of the joy and laughter it brought to their lives. In conclusion, the Simons Cat Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect gift for everyone. Its adorable design, high-quality construction, and universal appeal make it a fantastic choice for both men and women. Spread some holiday cheer and celebrate the season with this whimsical and festive sweater that is sure to bring smiles and laughter to all who wear it.

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The Art and Heart of Writing Big Books for Preschoolers: A Quick Guide

Have you ever picked up a gorgeously illustrated, jumbo-sized book and see the twinkling eyes of preschoolers wide with wonder, eagerly awaiting each page turn? Well, that's the magic of big books for preschool. They're more than just large-print tales; they’re gateways to realms of imagination, carefully tailored for tiny hands and eager minds. 

If you're looking to create one of these literary treasures, you're in for a delightful journey. Dive into our guide packed with dos, don’ts, and a sprinkle of fairy dust. Let’s start our storytelling adventure, shall we?

Understand Your Audience: The Curious Preschooler Mind

Preschoolers are bundles of joy and curiosity. Think about it: they're in a world where almost everything is new and interesting. Every puddle is a lake to jump over, every stick is a magical wand. When you're crafting big books for preschool, you want to hop into that mindset. You want to see the world with the same sense of awe and wonder.

So, where to start? Picture a simple thing like a rainbow. To you, it might be a lovely sight, but to a preschooler, it's a mystery, a work of art, and maybe even a bridge to a magical land! Now imagine using such a rainbow as a gateway to a whimsical world in your story. What lives at the end of it? Leprechauns? Fairies? The ideas are endless.

And let's not forget about the creatures or characters that inhabit your story. Animals, fantastical creatures, and even everyday heroes like firefighters or teachers can come to life with vivid personalities. Whether it's a talking turtle or a brave little girl, make sure your characters are relatable, full of life, and capable of capturing those young hearts.

Vivid Illustrations: Painting Worlds with Colors

Oh, the power of pictures. You could have the most enchanting tale ever told, but if it’s paired with lackluster illustrations, it might fall flat. Remember, for kids, pictures aren’t just decorations. They’re the windows into the world you’ve created. They make the story tangible, relatable, and oh-so-magical. 

Picture this: A page describing a forest filled with fairies. Now add twinkling lights, glowing mushrooms, and iridescent wings to the illustration. Instantly, the forest isn't just 'a forest' anymore; it's a fairy wonderland that kids would give anything to visit. It's that kind of magical thinking that takes your big book from good to "read it again"

And here's something fun: think about adding little details that aren’t mentioned in the text but add depth to the story. A hidden caterpillar on each page or a recurring background character can turn reading into a fun 'spot-the-detail' game. Kids love it, and it keeps them engaged from start to finish. Trust me, they'll flip through the pages over and over just to point out these hidden gems.

Language & Vocabulary: Simple, Sweet, and to the Point

When it comes to the language of children’s big books, simpler is usually better. We're talking easy-to-understand words, short sentences, and lots of action verbs. Make the apple 'tumble' instead of 'fall.' Let the dog 'dash' instead of 'run.' Simple tweaks can make your story a lot more dynamic and engaging.

Rhyming? Absolutely, yes. Rhymes are like the catchy chorus of a song; they stick in your head and make you want to read (or sing) along. "The sun is out, let’s give it a shout. It’s time to play, hip, hip, hooray" See? Instantly engaging and super memorable.

But wait, there’s more. Repetition is another excellent tool for your storytelling toolbox. It's not just filler; it’s a clever way to build suspense and help young readers predict what's coming next. Imagine a story where a little boy goes fishing. 

Each time he casts his line, uses a repetitive phrase like, "Down, down, down went the hook." The kids will eagerly anticipate what happens next and feel super smart when they guess it right.

Themes and Morals: Lessons Wrapped in Fun

Remember the stories you heard as a child? The ones with sneaky foxes, brave lions, and magical lands? They weren’t just tales. They were life lessons wrapped in vibrant tales, teaching us about courage, friendship, honesty, and so much more. Your big book should aim to do just the same.

Instead of overtly stating, "Lying is bad," spin a tale around a little mouse who tells a fib and then faces the music. Or, if you want to touch upon themes of friendship and kindness, weave a narrative around animals who help each other in times of trouble. Think about “The Lion and the Mouse” and the profound lesson it imparts without being preachy.

But here's the cherry on top: make it relatable. Instead of grand events, focus on everyday situations. Maybe it's about waiting in line and learning patience or sharing toys during playtime. When kids see scenarios they face in real life, they connect more deeply and understand the message better.

Interaction and Engagement: Making Reading a Two-way Street

Kids are naturally interactive. They don’t just want to listen; they want to participate, comment, ask, and sometimes even argue! So why should your big book be any different? Turn the passive act of reading into an interactive session filled with excitement.

Imagine a scene where a character is deciding what to wear. Why not make it a choice? Ask the readers, "Should she wear the red hat or the blue one?" or "Which path should he take: the sunny meadow or the mysterious forest?" Kids get to decide, and in doing so, they become a part of the story.

Interactive elements like flaps, pop-ups, and touch-and-feel textures are also golden. Consider a story about a jungle adventure. Wouldn't it be thrilling if kids could lift a flap to discover a hidden animal or feel the rough texture of a tree bark? It’s these elements that turn reading into a multi-sensory journey. For more details visit us at https://www.bbbg.org/.

Rhythm and Flow: The Musicality of Words

The rhythm of a story is its heartbeat. It's what keeps kids hooked and makes them sway, tap, and groove. Every word, and every sentence should flow like a song, carrying readers smoothly from one page to the next.

Have you ever played with a bouncy ball? The way it goes up and down, up and down, is a lot like how rhythmic stories feel. Take a leaf, a raindrop, or a butterfly. Describe its journey. Does it flutter, float, or dance? The choice of words can give your story a unique rhythm that kids will love.

But remember, it's not just about rhyming; it's about the feel. You could rhyme 'cat' with 'hat' or 'bat,' but if it doesn't flow or feel right in the context of the story, it won't resonate. Try reading your story aloud. Tap your foot, and clap your hands. If it makes you move, you’re on the right track.

In Conclusion: Crafting a Tale that Shines

Creating big books for preschool isn’t just about telling a story; it’s about kindling imaginations, igniting curiosity, and weaving dreams. By understanding your audience, opting for vivid imagery, choosing simple language, and incorporating rhythm and engagement, you'll be crafting tales that not only captivate but also educate and inspire. 

So, grab your pen (or keyboard), let your imagination soar, and embark on the magical journey of creating stories that resonate with every turn of the page. 

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[welzie-art]

Wine and Welzie - Fun Art Night at the Welzie Art Gallery, Wailea Maui

Art and wine is a favorite combination of ours, they belong together the same way beach sunsets, rainbows and aloha are just part of Hawaii. This type of experience blends a feeling of whimsical with culture, it is no wonder Wine + Welzie has become an exceedingly popular monthly event at The Welzie Art Gallery.

As you walk through the Andaz Resort at Wailea, you are greeted by a mesmerizing ocean view, chill music blended with an upscale aloha vibe. You turn down the hallway and begin to hear people chatting and laughing as you enter the Welzie Art Gallery. This time your eyes see bright, fun and colorful artwork, pictures of Maui, turtles, sharks and goats snorkeling. The view of the ocean and sunset encompass a table filled with wine glasses and beverages.  You are greeted by a Gallery host with a big smile and she hands you a fresh glass of white wine as you begin to make your tour through the Welzie Art Gallery.  Everytime you look at an art piece you can’t help but smile at the light hearted and whimsical nature of Welzie Art.

Welzie Art is such a unique medium created from surfboard foam, fiberglass and resin. Each piece is hand sculpted just like a surfboard.  The artwork has a cool and trendy vibe to it and the gloss on each piece makes you want to run your hand across it like a surfer grabbing their favorite surfboard. The designs and imagery are playful and feel fresh, even the sculptures make you want to touch them. 

Welzie hosts a monthly Art + Wine event in his Gallery to showcase new art, sculptures and to socialize with other friends who appreciate the nature of creativity and fine art. The Gallery is pulsing with happy energy as people gather around Welzie’s table watching him paint, dedicate and artist proof art piece for the new and seasoned collectors. You can feel the excitement as one of the guests walks up with a huge smile and shakes Welzie’s hand. He has just purchased a Silk Screen print and Welzie begins to hand paint this piece in front of the audience, we find out later this is called artist proofing and is one of the highlights that a live art night can offer.  The line of collectors is growing as each waits patiently for Welzie to sign their artwork and document their purchase and meeting the artist.

A couple walks up and meets Welzie, they share that they are on their honeymoon and have bought their first piece of art as a married couple. Welzie’s Team lays out the large Aluminum Reproduction and Welzie turns it over and begins to sign the back. As the couple is talking about their honeymoon adventure we begin to see Welzie drawing what they are telling him they did on their trip. There are turtles, sharks and shave ice on the back of their art piece. The couple thanks Wellzie and says “We don’t know which side should face the front now!”

Wine + Welzie is such a unique and fun evening that encourages socializing with the artist and other collectors while appreciating delicious wine and beautiful views in Maui. This event is a complimentary offering to the resort guests in Wailea and the community of Maui. Through the love of art we can all find connection and appreciation for vibrant color, creativity and socializing. You are invited to join us for an evening of art and wine appreciation each month at the Welzie Art Gallery located at The Andaz Resort, Wailea. Find our calendar dates on our website under Wine + Welzie. 

[lilithsrecord]

𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑

part 2

♱ 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

outward appearance means nothing if your are unable to carry yourself with grace and confidence. it’s important to radiate an aura that is unique to u and is beautiful and enchanting to others. find your essence. are u an ethereal innocent angel or a bombshell femme fatale? Just by channeling in a sort of character in your demeanour can drastically change how other people view you. you might be wondering “hey this is a bit much just for school,” and ur right but it’s all fun at the end of the day

𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

𝔣𝔢𝔪𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔢:

femme fatale: noun

an attractive and seductive woman, especially one who is likely to cause distress or disaster to a man who becomes involved with her.

"a femme fatale who plays one man off against another in pursuit of money"

a femme fatale is a women who shows power through how well she can toy with a mans brain. in hindsight she might seem like a women catered to the male gaze due to the strong enchantment she has upon men, but do not be fooled. a femme fatale is a strong willed and powerful women who only caters to her own needs. she achieves her goals by seducing her pawns to use them to her own advantage. channeling in the characteristics of a femme fatale can make one feel powerful, sexy, and oh so alluring. to become a femme fatale you must ooze with seduction. femme fatale examples include gilda, from the movie “gilda”, jane smith from “mr. and mrs. smith, and amy dunne from “gone girl”.

feel powerful when you walk from one place to another. let other people stare at you while they feel intrigued by ur allure but never completely give them what they want.

make your appearance look bold and striking. be sexy. dress to show off what other people want for themselves. wear dark and luxurious colours. let your hair be free and voluptuous. a bold lip and sharp eye makeup brings attention to the most seductive parts of your face. a femme fatale is nothing without a striking appearance

have your voice sound like smooth whiskey. speak slow to captivate others. make sure your voice comes out prominent and clear. add a slight rasp into your voice. each word u speak should be carefully chosen. people should be addicted to hearing you speak. be sassy and smart but always with class.

smell expensive. pick a scent that exudes class. examples: black orchid by tom ford. mugler alien. good girl by carolina herrera.

a femme fatale makes sure to always get her way. don’t be afraid to use ur seductive quality’s to get what u want whether that is good grades or social status. [ however do not put urself in dangerous positions. please don’t sleep with a teacher lmao ]

𝔠𝔬𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢

coquette: noun

a woman who flirts.

in my own definition a coquette to me is a girl who is delicate and radiates innocence. she is more commonly known as the girl next door or the pretty girl. people become attracted to this essence due to the childish ways of a coquette. though that sounds concerning, a coquette isn’t a women who tries to act like a child on purpose. she is just a women who is naturally sweet and innocent. they hold onto a childlike quality that the rest of us have lost and so desperately crave. the allure of the coquette is ultimately her adorableness. her demeanour is light hearted and youthful. no one feels the need to do her wrong because she is just too cute for any harm. she is an ingenue. examples of coquettes are lizzy grant, cat valentine from “victorious”, alice cullen from “twilight”, and marilyn monroe.

wear clothes that make u look cute. the coquette aesthetic has been around for quite a while. the main aspect of a coquette outfit is its innocently teasing nature. wear bright colours that compliment ur skin like a blush pink, bright reds, and pretty lilacs. make people around u appreciate ur innocent look but know that there imagination is running wild. the makeup for these looks are more natural and rely on the condition of ur actual skin. take good care of ur skin. have a set routine but remember that it’s completely okay if u have pimples! you can still be a pretty little coquette even with acne.

vanilla or any kind of sweet scents are a staple for the coquette essence. ariana grandes perfumes are perfect for making people mouths water for a sweet snack when u walk by. olympea by paco rabanne is my personal favourite.

be kind and sweet to people who deserve it. people need to see u as a sweet and innocent doll who can do no wrong. but don’t be afraid to be risky and be the complete opposite of that once in a while. the rare moments where u show ur femme fatale side will have people incredibly intrigued by you.

perfect your voice. your voice should sound pleasant like some sort of princess. make your voice sound higher but not ear screeching high. add a beautiful mix of air and softness to ur voice. a breathy voice is incredibly intoxicating and suits the coquette.

𝔭ê𝔩𝔢-𝔪ê𝔩𝔢

pêle-mêle: adverb

in a confused, rushed, or disorderly manner.

also known as the manic pixie dream girl, a pêle-mêle is the essence of a girl who is described as whimsical, eccentric and is quite literal the life of the party. though at first glance she’s all rainbows and sun shine, the shadow side of the pêle-mêle can be described as a tortured artist. her optimism is delightful. she is not afraid to take risks. she’s a mess but people can not help to be intrigued by her free spirited ways for she is a drug to people who crave adventure. examples of a pêle-mêle include ramona flowers from scott pilgrim vs the world, mia wallace from pulp fiction, harley quinn from the DC comics, and holly golighty from breakfast at tiffany’s.

don’t be afraid to take risks. risks and adventure is what the pêle-mêle lives off of. be brave. do things you are afraid to do. start small and work your way up like from riding that roller coaster your so afraid of to having a motorcycle race with your friends (trust me those are so fun!). show people just how daring you can be and immediately people will be magnetized to you.

wear clothes that are unique and you feel comfortable with. the pêle-mêle rejects conformity and the way you appear should reflect that. wear clothes that harmonize with your crazy personality. be daring and bold with your makeup. make sure you stand out from the crowd and that you do not care what people think. the alternative style perfectly suits someone who embodies this essence.

be confident. obviously this rule applies to all the essences but confidence and self love is at the core of the pêle-mêle. you need to show people that you do not care what they think of you and that at the end of the day, you are just here for a good time. the more you practice self love, the easier it will be for you to express yourself without the fear of judgement from others.

be a socialite. don’t be afraid to speak your mind to people. pêle-mêle’s are usually people persons. they love good company that they can go on adventures with. make friends by being your true self and don’t hold yourself back. even a few mishaps by saying the wrong thing from time to time can make people fall in love with your clumsy nature.

obviously there are plenty of other essences you can achieve for yourself but these are my top three favourites. to find out who exactly who you want to become try the few tips listed below!

how to find your personal essence

what kind of people captivate you? what type of personalities do you see that you wish you could be? do you find yourself being envious of the pretty girl next door, the man eater, or the mysterious persona? figure out what kind of a person do u wish to truly become and inherit their manner. find out the characteristic of ur desired essence to the littlest of detail. this can include from the way you walk, talk, eat, sleep, look, smell ext. think of this as becoming your ideal best self. take the female archetype quiz to get a better understanding of your self.

what kind of aesthetic catches your eye? do you enjoy the glamorous high fashion life or do you like the softer cherry coke and heart shaped sunglasses niche? maybe you enjoy completely different things or a blend of a few. live up to this aesthetic. do this by expressing this aesthetic in the way you dress to how u decorate your room.

what kind of environment do you feel the most comfortable in? are you someone who loves education and school? or do you love the idea of being free and living in an RV for the rest of your life? maybe you just want to live in a cozy high rise new york apartment or a huge mansion up in beverly hills. envision where you see your ideal self in 10-20 years. your ideal environment can reveal a lot about what kind of lifestyle choices you want to make.

you might be thinking to yourself hey these aren’t the best tips for school. and at an educational standpoint you’re right. but it’s important to embody your best ideal self to truly enjoy this lifetime. these are little things that can be used to motivate you. i believe that inner self work should be prioritized over your school work though both are important. make sure you are taking some time out of your week to find out more about yourself and who you want to become. be the best you.

[halfway-happyyy]

Bright Eyes

AN: hello friends! this is a little something i came up with using this lovely moodboard by the ever-talented @flowers-in-your-hayr . this is also in celebration of her hitting 650+ followers! congratulations my dear, you are a light and deserve all of the love.

warnings: this piece is under the cut because it delves heavily into pregnancy and babies!

The changes were somewhat slow to note in the beginning.

There had been intense morning sickness throughout the first trimester; nausea on a level she had never fathomed before. It had been so terrible that some days the only task she could muster successfully was peeling herself from her duvet to stand beneath a near-scalding shower, arms braced against the glossy, tiled walls and chest heaving under the duress of the waves roiling deep in her belly.

Sleep, when she could come by it, was an absolute reprieve that came fast and all-consuming for her.

And then one morning- a couple of weeks shy of her third trimester, she had been standing naked and dripping in front of the fogged mirror in their on-suite washroom, when she noticed as if for the first time, the burgeoning bump of her belly. She watched the rounded curve of the life form growing inside of her with a hungry, fascinated gaze.

“Good morning baby,” Alexander had appeared behind her suddenly, his warm hands reaching around her front to caress the growing bump. He dropped to his knees to press a series of tender kisses to the taut skin there. “You be kind to your mama today, hm? She's been having a bit of a rough go of it lately…” Rising to stand, he reached for the stick of Shea butter balm, removed the cap, and began to roll it over her stomach in soothing circles. She had grown self-conscious of the opaque lines that had started to grow on her belly in the months leading up to their child's birth but he remained steadfast in his utter adoration and admiration for her and what her body was doing for them, regardless. “How are you feeling today, gorgeous girl?”

She had considered the question carefully; mulled over each possible answer in her mind and sighed softly, opting for the truth. “I'm tired today, Alex.” And she was. She had known that they were approaching the tail-end of this whirlwind adventure. Knew that in the next few months their baby would be earth-side with them, knew in her heart how quickly time would pass until then.

He smiled down at her, his azure blue eyes glassy and utterly empathetic. “I'm sure you are. I have two meetings in the city today, and then I'm all yours for the next couple of weeks. What do you say we grab dinner out tonight?”

A small sigh of relief before her lips curved up into a half smile. “I'd say you got yourself a date, Skarsgård.”

And then there was the moment she had woken up from a dead sleep three weeks before she gave birth. A slick sheen of perspiration covered every square inch of her body as she fought for a proper breath, and Alexander- bless his heart, in his sleep-heavy state had assumed that this was it. He had leapt out of bed, hand poised around the leather handle of the diaper bag next to his night side table. It, of course, wasn't it- rather she had been the victim of a nightmare of such terror that she could not begin to explain, or quantify, but that had shaken her to her very core. She was gripped with a fear the likes of which she had never felt before or since. It was a palpable, ugly thing that sidled itself inside her chest and caused tears to rush in rivers down her cheeks. All Alexander could do was hold her tight and rock her until the heaving stopped, the seemingly bottomless well of saltwater behind her eyes dry for the time being.

“What on earth is going on, kid?”

She had taken a deep breath, her eyes felt as if someone had dried them with sheets of sandpaper. “I'm scared, Alex.”

He clicked his tongue and held her ever tighter to his chest. “Of course you are. Of course you are. That's completely normal, my love.”

She trembled violently beneath him. “I need to feel like I'm not going to fuck this child up somehow… I need to know I'm going to be okay at this.”

Alexander pressed his lips to her temple, his warm breath as it fanned out over her face helped to quell her panic somewhat. “You're going to be okay at this,” He rubbed reassuring circles into the small of her back. “We're going to be okay at this. Together. We're going to make mistakes- that's a given. But there’s no way this child won't know love. Because it lives right here with us.”

One Monday morning, about a week prior to giving birth, she had found herself admiring the finishing touches to their nursery. A wooden rocking chair- possibly her most favourite part of the room, stood unsuspecting in the corner next to the open window. It was cracked to help the heady scent of fresh paint dissipate and she held her arms a little tighter to herself to ward off the early morning May breeze. A brand-new bookshelf was already chockful with material- titles ranging anywhere from The Very Hungry Caterpillar, to Where the Wild Things Are, to The Little Book of Fika- stood next to the rocking chair. Adorning the top of the shelf were photographs from their maternity shoot, some framed sonograms and a bear-shaped lamp. The walls had been washed in a soft beige, with Alexander insisting on some kind of fun decal- a tall tree and a rainbow helped to spruce up the adjacent accent wall. The whimsical plush animals of their baby’s mobile swayed gently in the breeze and she smiled to herself again. Reaching for the radio next to the crib, she flicked it on and braced herself against the wooden railing to stretch. Everybody Wants to Rule the World had come on and she dropped her head back and began to dance to the calming sway of the song. Regrettably, she hadn’t done much of it all during her pregnancy, but it felt necessary and wonderful to be as connected as possible to the little light inside of her before they were separated for good.

“Whatcha doing there, mama?”

Not noticing her sudden company until he had made himself known, she splayed her hands around her bump and beamed up at Alexander from his perch in the doorway. “I’m dancing this baby out, papa.”

“Mind if I join you?”

Her smile grew tenfold. “We’d love that.”

Alexander closed the short distance and wrapped himself around her; the velvet-soft rust coloured sweater that he had chosen for the day reminded her of the miniscule onesie tucked away in the dresser a few feet away. She leaned into his touch, letting his embrace warm the pair of them wholly. “Are you ready?” She murmured, after a while.

“Not even remotely,” He confirmed. “But that’s the beauty of it, isn’t it?”

Their baby girl arrived early in the morning of the twenty-first of May. At about six pounds thirteen ounces, she was almost incomprehensively small but easily the most beautiful creature they had ever laid eyes on. She fit nearly perfectly in the palm of Alexander’s hands and came complete with ten miniscule fingers and toes. Her eyes, when they were open, were a breathtaking hue of blue- one of the countless things her papa had bestowed her. A name had been elusive to them until they were in the comfort of their own home, her tiny frame swallowed up by an expert swaddle, and tucked easily inside the crook of Alexander’s forearm. “Well, what do you think kid?” He peered down at her, his eyes tired, but alight with a fire she had become familiar with in the days after their baby's arrival.

“I think it’s a beautiful name, Alex.”

He cleared his throat and blinked back a couple of tears as he gazed down at his sleeping daughter. “Welcome to the world, Maja Elizabeth Skarsgård. We love you endlessly already.”

And he had been right all along, of course.

It was never going to be easy and sleep was never going to be readily available again. They were going to screw up somewhere down the line. But to be blissfully hopeful for the future and for their family was easy- because love lived there.

[madiizle]

What makes the venus signs fucking amazing:::::::

Aries: yall are always down for a late night adventure, always down for the fun and thrill but also so childlike and sincere in your actions. It goes over looked because you guys want to be seen as tough and independent. yall are the cutest babes.

Taurus: you're so intresting and captivating, your words are so magnetic. you always show your love through effort and the smaller things. You show us that maybe love dosent have to be so grand and in your face, maybe it's a warm touch, someone to talk to on a bad day, or a handmade gift. You're the healer.

Gemini: the biggest jokesters, always keeping things intresting and new. Your word play is so gracious, a little intimidating too if I'm being honest. You are so fun to be around, I always expect a knot in my stomache after hanging out with you because of how much I laughed. You're so charming, witty, and irresistible. You're irresistable.

Cancer: babe alert! Yall are kind and giving. Theres nothing not to love. You love like theres no tommorow. Your quirks are so endearing, you're whimsical and make me feel like I'm exactly where I'm meant to be . I never feel out of place when I'm with you. People never forget you. youre the ultimate lover.

Leo: we see you!! being the fire that lights up everyones heart. You're warm and hot shit. You're never afraid to love and give but you never let people fuck with you. You know how to have fun and care for those who deserve it. You are the balance.

Virgo: you're the first one to give to others and SHOW UP. That's what we love about you, you're THERE for everyone. You show up no matter what happens. You stick around. Dont mistaken kindness for weakness though. Yall baddies, so awakward and sweet. you're humbling.

Libra: the ultimate best friend, it's never just romantic with you. You bring flares of closeness and friendship. You take love to another level, somehow so magnetic and exciting but at the same time casual and friendly. You bring the best of both worlds together.

Scorpio: yall are committed and will not stop at any challenge, you put in the 60% when your lover is feeling like 40%. You're not afraid to fight for what you love and go to every length for them. You have a never ending flame within your heart. Keep that flame.

Sagittarius: you make me sit at the edge of my seat and my mind constantly race. I never know what's next with you, you make me dream of places and people I've never been or met. You make me want to live and be free. You inspire me to live.

Capricorn: you're just the coolest motherfucker arent you? Always there to cheer your lover up and giving them the world without expecting anything in return. I feel like I can always be myself around you and give me the reassurance that I am safe with you. You're the protector.

Aquarius: never taking things too quick and always leaving me wondering. You're this big mystery box that no matter how much I think I found the real gift, theres always more to unlock. You make me question everything I considerd the truth. You're the unsolvable mystery.

Picses: yall are the biggest sweetie pies. So soft and a unique love filled with new experiences and depth that is rare to come across. They will show you what youve been missing all along. You're the missing puzzle piece.

[catt-nuevenor]

Happiest birthday! Thank you for such a wonderful demo. Stay hydrated and enjoy your day!!

On that note, what would be the best birthday gift for each of the ROs? 🎁🎈

Thank you so much!

Hydration will stay at the top of my list I assure you.

Hmm... okay, lets treat this as a mini react for this odd hiatus week.

I'm gonna twist this slightly and have not only what the best gift for them, but also what they'd give the MC on their birthday as well.

P

A Garden Party: Now, hear me out, I know we're starting with kind of an odd present, but the more I think about it the more I'm certain this would be the best possibility. You see P would most likely ask for something totally practical and related to work, which is all fine and good but on a day when they're suppose to be relaxing with friends and family, doesn't really give the right vibes. A Garden Party, everyone crowded outside in the sunshine, under linen canopies, with sugared cakes, buttery tarts and biscuits, a glass of chilled fruit wine/juice. That would be something you absolutely couldn't enjoy in anything but the moment. If they want to help clean up afterwards then that's fine, not like any of us could stop them is it.

A Handmade Leather Pouch or Satchel: Now P comes from a clan of craftspeople, Huite does carpentry, Edony's a cooper, another cousin manages the blacksmiths, while others in the family Starling ply their trades in other professions around the town. We already touched upon the practical, so I think it goes without saying that P's gift would also follow this trend. They'd spend quite moments by the fireside in the kitchen, cutting strips of finely waxed leather, folding together seam and structure, each stitch considered and careful as they tailored the gift they think would suit the MC the best. When it was done they'd wave off any praise or astonishment as simply being worth it to see the MC's smile (because they're a heart throb and they know it).

L

A Family Portrait: L is fun loving, jovial, and doesn't really need an excuse to have fun, so parties aren't a necessary consideration like they were with P. What they do worry about though is their relationship with the group. It's often hidden behind humour, and hijinks, but L really does get anxious about how the others see them, whether they annoy everyone, how they sometimes take jokes too far. So, the best present for them would be a reminder that they are loved and accepted by their friends and family. A little portrait of everyone sitting in their best clothes all nestled together beside the water or in the kitchen, all smiling, happy and bright, that would be one of the best presents anyone could ever give them.

A Toy: Something utterly impractical, with absolutely no discernable uses apart from to have fun. The exact form would match the MC, if the MC was a hunter the gift would be a toy boat, if they were a scrivener it would be brightly coloured inks too garish to use for any serious document. It would also be something the CH could enjoy as well, though you can bet if there are hijinks to be had, L will also be joining in with much enthusiasm.

A

A Story Book: A loves stories, the more elaborate and fantastical the better. Working with Erda can often mean that they buried in tomes on herbal tinctures and arcane practices, so a frivolous tale about whimsical happenings and wild adventures are welcome relief. If the MC (or the others) could find a book of stories from their mother's homeland all the better. And you can bet that A would happily read aloud to the gathered household whenever requested.

Something pretty/handsome: It's much more a matter of the MC's personal taste when it comes to what A would give them. If the MC was a fan of jewellery, pretty little delicate adornments of silver chains with feather-light pendants, A would spend months hunting down the finest one they could. If the MC was more a fan of practical comfortable clothing and always felt the winter chill, A would find the warmest scarf, woven in colours and patterns to match the colour of their eyes. If the MC always took extra care of their hair, A would hunt down the most handsome broach or beading they could, and happily help the MC weave it into their tresses.

K

Promises: To say anymore would be huge spoilers, but suffice to say that actions speak far louder than material gifts with K.

Time: K would give the MC time. Not in the metaphysical sense, lets not get too excited now. They would find out what the MC always felt they didn't have the time to do, and they would make that so. Within the realms of what is practically possible of course. Say the MC always wanted to read a particular book, but never had the time to do so in their busy life. K would badger, bully, and beg the others to babysit (none of which would be necessary considering how much the others adore them) the CH. They'd keep the rest of the town away, they'd construct the perfect little reading nest, they'd keep the MC supplied with sustenance, quiet, and company if required, so that they might finally have the space and time to do what they want.

[diavolodigitale]

Dream Sequence. Lucio

It’s been a while since I had so much fun writing something. No plot, really, it’s a pretty light read and I am proud of it.

All parts of the trilogy: Lucio - Asra - Julian - All stories in PDF

A part of the "trilogy" about dream encounters dedicated to Lucio (because I love him, apparently). Nothing special, just You (or the Apprentice, or the Reader, however you view it) and Lucio spending some time together (if you know what I mean, which you probably don't, so go ahead and read it, it's pretty short, I promise). My character was male, but you are free to imagine whoever you want since there are no references to it in the text.

Genres: Romance, Fluff, Humor, Dreams, POV First Person, One-shot, Light-hearted

Pairing: Lucio/Apprentice(or Reader or You or Whatever)

Characters: Lucio, Reader/Apprentice/You

Rating: G for Geez that’s a good story

Size: around 2500 words

I open my eyes and look around. The room I am in is quite spacious. Despite barely containing any decorations or even furniture, somehow it still feels inviting and cosy. It is dimly lit, the only light sources that I can spot are a few candles standing here and there.

Suddenly, I hear a loud thud, as if something heavy fell on the floor, and I hastily turn around to investigate. I immediately spot an empty decanter lying on the ground at the leg of an old wooden table and a figure crouching beside it. The figure looks like it’s glowing in the darkness of the room because everything about it is so brightly white.

“Didn’t mean to scare you,” says Lucio awkwardly and stands up, cradling the decanter in his arms. “Or did I?” he immediately proceeds to ask, roguish smile plastered on his face.

I smile in return and shake my head. This is probably another dream we’re sharing. It happened a few times before. There is no logical end to it, no specific purpose, nothing. We just seem to linger in an accidental place, surrounded by whimsical decorations or nothing at all, until one of us wakes up and cuts the ties to this place rendering it forever lost in time and space. I suppose it has something to do with our connection as the spirit of Lucio seems to be drawn to me whenever I slip out from the deep slumber and see dreams.  

“And why would you want to do that?” I ask and cross my arms, raising my eyebrow inquiringly.

“Isn’t it obvious? If you’re scared, you will seek my protection and want to hold hands. Maybe, even more than that,” he responds without even a hint of embarrassment and casually puts the decanter back on the table.

“Oh, you would need to do more than that to scare me, don’t you know?” I say playfully. This encounter doesn’t seem to differ much those we usually have, so I decide to behave as I always do around him.

“What a shame…” he says and pouts, hardly being able to supress his impish smile. “I was hoping I could find a reason to hold you.”

“Since when do you need a reason to do that?” I ask as he slowly approaches, his walk as gracious as ever.

“Huh, true,” he says and grins, now standing much closer to me. There is not enough light in the room for me to see the features of his face clearly, but I am nevertheless able to spot the playful glim in his eyes.

“What do you feel like doing this time?” I ask more seriously. We’ve been on quite a few thrilling trips in my dreams as they are often filled with peculiar apparitions and location, but right now I cannot find anything that could interest Lucio with his insatiable appetite for adventures.

“Hm…” He puts an index finger to his lips and musingly looks around. As I expected, nothing in the room is able to pique his curiosity so his gaze wanders back to me.

“I have an idea,” he says mischievously and immediately covers my eyes with his hand for a second. When his hand is removed, the only thing I can see is complete darkness.

Intrigued, I summon a small glowing orb to light up the place. To my surprise, we are in a completely different room that resembles a closet more than anything else. The place is a tight squeeze, with Lucio standing right before me and the orb hovering above us. Though we’re not actually close enough to be touching, there is hardly enough room to move around at all.

The room quickly fills with heat and I feel my head spinning. The feeling of almost tangible warmth around me reminds me of the time I first met Lucio. His presence had the same effect on his surroundings, which seems to be the sign of him being agitated or excited about something. My gaze is wandering from his jawline to collarbone and back since I don’t want to stare him directly in the eyes. Lucio might be shameless, but I immediately feel flustered in such a situation.

“You are quite a fast learner,” I say nonchalantly, looking up for a split second. He grins even more, flattered by my words.

In spite of his utter incapability when it came to using magic in the real world, he somehow was able to learn to manipulate matter in my dreams quite easily. There was rarely a need for him to resort to this skill, but his still tried to use every opportunity he had to give it a try.

“I can do many more things,” he says and moves closer to me, resting his heavy gilded hand against the wall right above my head and leaning a bit closer. “You know, I am very talented.”

I nod and look down. The orb illuminates every little detail of his face, and I am afraid he is provided with the same sight of mine, so I do my best to hide my flustered expression. I find the position we are in uncomfortable, but I am also curios to see what he has on his mind.

Lucio leans even closer, propped up on his arm, and starts whispering into my ear.

“Have any plans for tonight?” he asks, his eyes narrowed in a cunning smile.

“No, not that I am aware of at least,” I reply. “What are you up to?”

“Well, I was thinking we might find a monstrous beast for me to slay…” he whispers, tickling my ear with his warm breath, “I would look exceptionally good swinging its ugly head left and right, with a few light wounds here and there and covered in its blood. Or we might show up to an extravagant ball and have the time of our lives there. We could demonstrate the public our best, most elaborate dance, and they would cheer and applaud, flabbergasted at our awesomeness and grace.”

I chuckle a bit at how unsurprisingly flashy his suggestions are. But it is usually my job to tease him, so I can’t let him beat me so easily, even if I seem to be much less at ease in such… circumstances.

“Your idea certainly sounds entertaining,” I mutter and slide my hand down his side and onto his waist.

“Wh– which one exactly?” he asks, visibly taken aback by my display of interest.

“Both of them, actually,” I say, as my hand wraps around him and pulls him a tad closer.

Lucio’s face blossoms with light-pink and he lets out his breath with a loud sigh. The air of confidence he always has around him disperses in a matter of seconds every time I unexpectedly agree to play by his rules. He just cannot get used to it for some reason.

“And… which one would you chose?” he asks carefully, moving away from my red ear to steal a glance at my face. He is a bit taller than me and stands so close that it’s hard for me to look at anything else except for his squinted eyes and blond locks of hair framing his face.

I pull him even closer, pressing him to me and squeezing his side, and rest my other hand on his cheek. His face is growing redder every second and he starts to squirm a little, trying to avoid my gaze and the intimacy he seems to still secretly enjoy.

“I believe, I have an even better idea,” I say, smiling, and raise my hand to cover his eyes for a split second.

Before he has the time to protest, we are back in the room we first appeared and it is hardly different from the way we left it. I release him from my grip and give him a light push on the chest. With nothing to grab on his way down, he helplessly falls onto the bed behind him, a startled “Ah!” escaping his lips.

I smile, savouring the look of surprise on his face, and approach the bed.

Lucio is flushed but doesn’t seem to mind losing control over the situation. Invitingly, he reaches out with his hand to me, but I shake my head and climb on the bead on top of him without his help.

The bed is incredibly soft so I doubt he felt any discomfort landing on it. It reminds me of the one I saw in Lucio’s old chambers, only in its pre-catastrophic state. The cover is pleasant to the touch and seems to be crimson, but it’s difficult to discern the colour in almost complete absence of light in the room.

“You’ve got something red on your cheeks,” I say playfully and run my hand over the side of his face. It’s warm, hot even, and I feel the muscles twitch on his face as he smiles at me.

“Oh, it’s nothing,” he says casually, “when I felt you were here, I ran with all my might to get to you as fast as I could (and had to cover infinitesimal distances, of course) so now I might feel a little too warm.”

I quickly land a kiss on each of his cheeks, pressing him more with the weight of my body, and he laughs merrily, trying to catch my hands in the process.

“There’s something here as well,” I say and kiss Lucio on the tip of his nose.

He tries to escape my touch and turns away, giggling, so I kiss his ear shell which is even redder than his face now.

He struggles playfully a bit, but it doesn’t feel like he really wants to win this fight. I stop to look at him, and he returns my glance without a second thought. His hands are resting on my thighs and he moves them up and down carefully.

“You’re as light as a feather,” he notes, tilting his head, “we need to start feeding you properly. What is your favourite food?”

I take a second to consider my answer.

“Bread. With spices,” I reply, remembering fondly the times Asra and I would go to the bakery near our shop and enjoy the heavenly taste of freshly baked bread.

“Then it’s decided!” says Lucio excitedly and lands his hands on my thighs with a clap. “When I’m officially reinstated as the Count, I’m going to buy you all of the bread I can find! No, the whole stall! No, wait, the whole street! I will buy you a whole street worth of shops with all the bakeries you want!”

I cannot help but laugh at how foolishly he behaves. He pouts and turns away, trying to pretend that he lost interest in me.

“Okay, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” I say, still laughing. “I am truly sorry, Your Highness. How could I ever make up to what I have done?” I ask inquisitively, observing his face.

Lucio’s eyes spark with mischief again and he pretends to be thoughtful before proceeding to say what has been on his mind, perhaps, this whole time.

“I might forgive you if you lend me a hand for something. There seems to be something wrong with me…” he says worriedly, but I am not buying into his act. “Something wrong…” he repeats, slyness becoming visible through his cracked façade of seriousness. “It’s become so hard to breathe, I am almost suffocating… Could you please help me with this problem? Pretty please?” he says and dramatically rests his hand on his neck. I look into his eyes full of fake innocence and nod with understanding.

Lucio moves his hand away and starts watching me with unhidden curiosity and excitement. I carefully touch his chest which is rising and falling steadily and, to my surprise, notice, that his coat is buttoned up more than usually. It even makes me think that it really might be hard for him to breathe as he is definitely not used to walking around like this.

I go ahead and start untangling the lace that holds his cloak. I feel soft fur brushing against my hand as I purposefully tinker with the clasp much longer than is really needed. Lucio is growing visibly impatient but seems to do his best not to hurry me. I, in turn, try to hold back my laughter.

Having delt with the cloak, I proceed to unbutton his jacket. The fabric is very delicate, and I again take my time to tease him instead of just dealing with it quickly.

Lucio loses what was left of his patience and opens his mouth with a frown of unsatisfaction.

“What’s taking you so long?”

I look up at him as if he was a child with which I had to reason.

“We wouldn’t want to damage your magnificent attire, would we?” I ask and airily brush my finger against his bare chest that is now partly exposed. “Better proceed carefully.”

He flushes again because of my touch and appears to be at a loss for words. In the end, he just swallows loudly and pretends he did not want to say anything in the first place.

I occupy myself with the buttons again, and this time he waits almost patiently until I finish torturing him. Every time I “accidentally” land my hand on his skin instead of the soft fabric, I feel his pulse quickening, and every time I am forced to bite on my lip to hold back my treacherous smile.

Once I am done, Lucio exhales with relief. I don’t know what he expects me to do next, but suddenly an idea flashes in my mind and I already know I just have to do it.

With his eyes half shut and mouth a little agape, he watches as I delicately lay my hands on his sides and stroke him. It looks like he wants to say something, but I don’t give him a chance as I begin to tickle him violently, running my fingers along the skin between his ribs.

Lucio struggles and kicks below me but cannot do anything to escape my attack. He breathes erratically and I hear his muffled giggling when he jerks up from the bed and presses his body against mine to give me no room for movements. I decide to spare him and hug him instead, wrapping my hands around his neck.

“Well, that didn’t help me at all!” he exclaims jokingly, hugging me back and burying his face near my collarbone. His gilded hand is stroking my back and it feels a bit ticklish because of how sharp the tips of his fingers are, but I decide not to complain as it is more pleasant than anything.

I nestle closer and start twirling a strand of his hair around my finger. He has calmed down and I can hear him breathing steadily against my chest.

“I wish we could sit like this forever,” he says quietly.

“And who told you we can’t?” I ask, and he looks up at me, astonished and puzzled. “Show me who said that and I’ll give them a nice thrashing!” I say and it makes him laugh again.

“Not if I do that first!” he exclaims and plops back onto the bed with me startled but still securely held in his arms.

“I’ll be there to watch then,” I say, resting my chin on my arms crossed on top of his chest.

“Of course, you will! Why else would I do that?” he asks with indignation. “You just watch me. Don’t watch anybody else, just me, okay?”

“Oh, I would never…”

[neonoddeye]

Hunter x Hunter Characters as My Favorite Classical Pieces of Music

I did a kpop version of this on my Twitter (@127sioona), so feel free to check that out as well!

Gon: Symphony No. 8 (Unfinished), Movement 1- Schubert

-This piece was written to represent the wide range of emotions felt in the city the composer lived in through the people he met

-Gon is a boy who puts his heart on his sleeve without fear

-He also allows the people he meets to open up to him and show him their emotions

-He’s met a lot of people basically; he’s the protagonist, after all

-The only difference with Gon and this piece is that Gon would probably be mad that it was left unfinished

-He would probably find a way to finish it somehow, too

Killua: Scheherazade, Movement 2- Rimsky-Korsakov

-The Scheherazade suite is the epitome of adventure and storytelling, and belongs to this wild kid

-Starts out light and charming, moves to a darker, heavier section, then finishes off strong and loud

-Overall, it encompasses each side of him; it’s mature, but still childlike and whimsical

-Scheherazade (both the story and the suite), has a lot going on in it, and the depth it holds never fails to fascinate me. 

-I could write an essay on how much I admire Killua’s character complexity omg

Kurapika: Sospiri- Elgar

-This piece is depressing as hell; it reflects the composer’s thoughts as he lived through WW1, and is seeping with pain. It conveys a lot in a short time span

-Sospiri does not portray its emotions quietly, and eventually bursts with color, just as Kurapika does

-Kurapika is easily my favorite character, and it’s an understatement to say that he’s tormented by what he’s been through

-I really want to give him a hug pls :(

-(I’m also playing this piece rn and wanted to find a way to add it in hehe)

Leorio: The Nutcracker (Specifically Act I)- Tchaikovsky

-Alright, I know The Nutcracker is basic, but I really enjoy it

-It’s very sweet, playful, and recognizable

-This part in particular is my favorite, and I gave it to Leorio because I feel that he resembles a march? If that makes sense?

-He has a bright personality and a large presence, just like a march :)

Hisoka: Carmen, Act IV: Entr’acte- Bizet

-This is the one that motivated me to make this post

-Honestly, I think the music speaks for itself

-It’s playful and teasing and abrasive

-I really like this song for him as a villain (because he’s one of my favorite villains based on his design and personality)

-Still not going to simp over him, though

Chrollo + the rest of the Phantom Troupe: Piano Trio No. 2, Movement 4- Shostakovich

-This piece is unnerving and intimidating; it’s perfect for a villain

-It also starts out really quiet and it reminds me of the times where Chrollo seems trustworthy

-It’s also a very angry piece of music, sometimes described as classical metal

-Chrollo and the Phantom troupe scare me but I like them anyway

-Another piece for them is Danse Macabre , but I thought that putting it would be too obvious

BONUS: the Zoldyck family- Dance of the Knights from Romeo and Juliet by Prokofiev

-Fun fact: the HxH soundtrack quotes a lot of classical pieces, and this is one of them

-Just listen to the beginning of the Zoldyck theme and compare it to the piece above- it’s really cool once you can point it out in both pieces!

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Michael in the Mainstream: Crash Bandicoot

Reviewing video games is not my forte. Like, sure, I can review the Metal Gear franchise because it’s near and dear to my heart and it’s incredibly story driven to a cinematic degree, but I’m not super good at touching on game design or any of that. I stick with movies. But then there are a lot of games I love and want to talk about, such as this game, Crash Bandicoot, and it’s like, how do I talk about this? This is a platformer that is very light on plot and is more about precision platforming than anything, and I’m just not really good at talking about gameplay.

But I’ve come up with a solution! One that I plan to use going forward for a few other games, too! I’ll start with a few paragraphs with my basic overview of the game, and then I will do a ranking of my favorite levels, and then how I’d rank the bosses. I’m much better at talking why I enjoy the challenge of specific elements of games like these then I am talking about the game as a whole, so let’s see how this turns out.

Crash Bandicoot was the first video game I ever played, and so is extremely near and dear to my heart. It’s a rather simple game, a “save the girl” platforming adventure in the vein of something like Mario, where an intrepid hero travels through platforming challenges to save the love of his life from an evil mastermind, though as the main character is a furry animal with a bit of 90s ‘tude, and his archenemy is a mad scientist who utilizes cyborgs to stop you, there’s a dash of Sonic in here too. Being a simple platforming game like this, you’d think there wouldn’t be all that much to the story… but surprisingly, that’s not totally the case (although the story is still relatively simple to later entries).

Crash was meant to be the ultimate soldier in Dr. Neo Cortex’s army of evil marsupials and other assorted critters, an army he presumably was going to use for world domination. After rigorous training, Crash was set to be brainwashed and turned into a mindless slave, but something got screwed up and Crash remained a good, heroic guy. He ended up chased out a window and washed up on the beach of a nearby island, and set out to save his buxom, big booty bandicoot babe Tawna from the creepy clutches of the cantankerous Cortex, causing chaos and crushing crates as he went along. The manual included with the original version of the game actually outlined sort of a little story for the first island, showing how the levels involved Crash infiltrating a native village, defeating its leader, and then riding a hog to escape on his way to the next island. It’s kind of fun and imaginative, and the next island keeps it up, with Crash having to brave ancient ruins to make it to the volcano on the other side of the island, before finally going through Cortex’s toxic power plant, causing a reactor meltdown, and climbing Cortex’s castle to confront him as his island burns to the ground. It’s a fun, simple story that’s not too challenging on the mind while still being engaging.

Perhaps the best thing about the game is the music, which was done by Josh Mancell with the assistance of Mark Mothersbaugh’s Mutato Muzika production company. Let’s not beat around the bush here: Every single track in this game slaps. Basically every track in the original trilogy slaps, but I feel pound for pound this game just hits all the right notes with its music. It perfectly sets the tone for each level, with eerie levels like Slippery Climb getting foreboding music and unsettling yet somewhat whimsical levels like Road to Nowhere getting music that perfectly suits it. This is the biggest downgrade of the remake; they redid the score, with no option to go back to the old tracks, and while some of the updated tunes are great, they don’t really hold a candle to the original (especially the creepier levels, which got dumbed down a fair bit to the point of narm).

The one thing this game is being known for these days is its pretty brutal difficulty, at least with the original release. A lot of the staple elements of the series like checkpoints saving the boxes you had previously broken and an actual save room were not present, so every level (including the brutal ones where the margin of error was incredibly slim) needed to be completed perfectly in one go. The challenging road to 100% completion was absolutely brutal, but thankfully the remake polished things and brought it more in line with its sequels to the point you only need a flawless run on colored gem levels. It can still be pretty tough since the colored gems are located in the hardest levels of the game, but it’s a lot easier than it once was.

The original game is a great, fun game, but only play the original release if you really want to test your skills; the remake is the way to go. The game holds up amazingly well even today, so no matter which version you end up playing you’re in for a fun platforming challenge.

Anyway, let’s get on to the levels!

TOP 10 LEVELS

10. Generator Room

There’s something to be said about the various one-shot themed levels of the third island. Toxic Waste is an interesting one we’ll talk about later, The Lab is a fun penultimate level, and Cortex Power is a frustrating slog of confusing backtracking. The Generator Room, though? This is unnerving atmosphere and dark ambience at its peak, with the eerie, minimalist music and the looming Cortex faces lending a chilling sense that you’re being watched as you make your way through this dark platforming challenge. It’s not the most exciting level, but among the one-shot themes it stands out for being a heaping helping of nightmare fuel… Though moreso in the original game. The remake sadly toned things down a bit too much, though it’s hard to blame them, really.

9. Native Fortress

The level that caps off the first island is a more challenging remake of The Great Gate, and closes out the story of the first island by showing how Crash escapes the territory of Papu Papu’s tribe. It’s a pretty fun and reasonable challenge for the point in the game, but my favorite aspect of the level has always been that, when you get the red gem, you get to fly up in the clouds and experience the painted background of the other two islands with less clutter. It’s just a simple background image, sure, but I have always found it very pretty and breathtaking.

8. Road to Nowhere

Everyone’s favorite! This is one of the more challenging levels if you don’t know what you’re doing because of the tricky and precise jumps you need, but it just has so much atmosphere and pleasant music it’s hard to get mad even if I screw up and plummet to my doom a few dozen times. Bouncing off of hibernating turtles to make long jumps and inexplicable evil hogs help make this memorable. Frankly, if you want to direct your ire to a stage, direct it to The High Road, the third island’s more challenging take on this level’s theme and which is a joyless, frustrating experience.

7. Castle Machinery

This level is honestly a bit of a breather for being so late in the game; sure, it has a lot of tricky jumps and an annoying crate bridge you need to really think about to conquer, but overall it’s just an improved take on Heavy Machinery without an obtuse branching path to figure out. Still, this level really makes the list because, if you have the right colored gem, you can just immediately skip the entire level and gain thirty free lives in the process in one of the single funniest moments in the game.

6. Toxic Waste

This level is simple, straightforward, and to the point. It’s one long-ass hallway where Crash is on a narrow walkway and has to avoid incoming barrels being tossed at him by the Mafia. It has no branching paths, no crazy elements, just Crash, some barrels, some boxes, and some bad guys. It’s almost too basic, but what saves it is the atmosphere of it all and the sheer awesomeness of the music, no matter which version you’re playing. It’s a level that has stuck in my mind since I was a kid. In a way, it also set the basis for colored gem unlocks in the games to follow, as avoiding the barrels is more of a puzzle than anything, much like the tricky puzzles you had to solve to unlock the colored gems in Cortex Strikes Back and It’s About Time. It’s a neat little first step even if it’s not quite there yet.

5. Boulder Dash

I almost didn’t include one of these levels, but God, these levels were trendsetters! The whole “Crash gets chased by dangerous thing” trend began in this game, and this second take on the boulder chase from the second island is a lot more fun and challenging than the earlier version of the level. And if you get the colored gem, you’re taken to a pretty underground alternate exit with tons of crates, which is pretty dope.

4. Fumbling in the Dark

The only one of the secret levels that requires a Cortex key to make the list, Fumbling in the Dark is a remix of Lights Out, the level it branches off of. That level is a bit of a cakewalk if you have the right gem, with an alternate exit being available to you before the level’s challenge ramps up. Not so with this level! You’ve gotta do some tricky timed jumps as quick as possible so you can get to the next Aku Aku mask before the light runs out. It’s a pretty fun and fair challenge, and it pushes my platforming skills to the limit. I also just really enjoy the creepy, Gothic aesthetic of the levels inside Cortex’s castle.

3. Hog Wild

This is, hands down, the funniest level in the game. From Crash’s really suggestive eyebrow waggle which leads to him tackling a pig to the extremely goofy music, this level is just an absolute blast. It does have an equally fun yet more challenging remix as an optional secret level, Whole Hog, but I have to give props to the original level for being the most hilarious thing I ever saw when I was little.

2. Slippery Climb

Where Stormy Ascent is a brutal, unrelenting challenge, Slippery Climb is more of a tough, but fair challenge. It’s definitely up there with Sunset Vista and The High Road in terms of difficulty, and the fact you’ve gotta do a flawless run of it if you want the red gem is daunting, but this is the most thoroughly rewarding mandatory level to conquer. You’re gonna feel really cool when you take this one down, guaranteed. Maybe not as much as when you take down Stormy Ascent, but still, this may be the toughest level in the game.

1. THE GREAT HALL

WOO YEAH BABY! LOOK AT THIS CHALLENGE!

Ok, ok, here’s the real number one:

1. N. Sanity Beach

This is the first level in the game and, thus, one of the easiest. And yet I placed it above all the levels I find to be more fun and challenging. Why? Well, for one, the pure nostalgia of it all. This was my first level in a video game, and I have fond memories of traversing the beach and jungle. For the other, this is one of the most perfect tutorial levels I have ever seen. Basically everything the game has to offer is laid out to you and slowly dished out to you: you start with a couple crates and a free life, move on to experience some enemies and pits, you can get total invincibility if you’re smart, you’re introduced to branching paths and backtracking… Everything is dished out to you at a solid pace so that any new player will be able to figure out what they’re doing with relative ease. Plus, the music slaps, and interestingly enough halfway through the level changes to a different song (the only level to do this). It really does encapsulate the game as a whole in one tiny package, and for that, I think it’s my favorite level of all.

Boss Ranking

The best way to describe the bosses in the original Crash is that they are incredibly basic. Most of them have simple patterns, easy tells, and don’t take much effort to take down. There’s not really anything here that will put your skills to the test, but none of them are really bad per se; in fact, considering how hard the levels can get, it’s sort of a breath of fresh air when you get to a boss that can be taken down without thinking hard.

6. Papu Papu

Coming in last place is our first boss, the big chief of the first island himself. He’s a pretty simple and straightforward boss battle: just jump on his head a few times and he’ll be out cold. It’s pretty nice to ease in new players, but it’s seriously not much of a challenge (though none of these bosses are particularly hard, mind you).

5. Koala Kong

So far, this has been Koala Kong’s sole major outing, as he was pretty quickly replaced with the more engaging Tiny Tiger in terms of dumb muscle.Tiny at least has some semblance of combat prowess and strategy, while this guy is just tossing boulders at you to spin back while he’s flexing and posing like he wants a part in the next volume of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. He’s certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed. Still, he’s not bad or anything, just a bit of a generic battle compared to the last three or the one before him.

4. Ripper Roo

Ripper Roo is a bit of a frustrating puzzle boss, requiring just the right timing to get in any damage on the guy. Still, the fun and bouncy music coupled with the amazing stock laugh does help make him a bit more memorable than the previous two bosses. I will say he’s probably worse in terms of an actual boss battle, because he ends up being more an exercise in precision than the typical dodging and waiting for the right moment to strike, but he’s also a funny kangaroo in a straitjacket, and I think that counts for something.

3. N. Brio

The longest boss in the game, Brio comes with a massive health bar that you’ll shave off pretty quickly for his first phase if you’re careful, and whose second phase features him hulking out into an incredible monstrosity. He’s simple and straightforward, much like all the bosses to be honest, but I think the bosses on the final island all have solid presentation to make up for that. Brio just comes out at the lower end, which is honestly a running theme for him in Crash games, as his battles are rarely the best out there and few can match his debut.

2. Pinstripe

Pinstripe may not be the most challenging boss in the world, but damn is he cool. A tommy gun-toting potoroo gangster who goes full-on Scarface and starts blasting up his office when you walk in while cackling like a madman? Awesome. Defeating him is also heavily implied to be the reason Cortex’s castle eventually starts burning down, as he accidentally shoots the generator upon defeat, which is a neat little touch. If nothing else, Pinstripe is just fun, and he has killer theme music to boot.

1. Cortex

Cortex begins his reign as the big bad of the franchise with a final boss battle that, while lacking in serious challenge, has such good music and presentation that it’s hard to really care. The fight is simple and straightforward: you dodge his blasts, and hit back the ones of a certain color so they blast his health off. All of this is done from atop his dirigible, as his island burns down in the background. The bosses just don’t get any cooler than this.