#ikea life

[hanludoyle]

Living room

[pandadrake]

Shots fired by the Spider-man sequels.

Was ruminating on how Miles and Miguel are technically both 'Spider-man 2' in their respective universes. Got me thinking about the other Spider-successors in the cast, and also what if they all got matching T-shirts or something.

[elename11]

Una vita monodose , un po’ come la vita Ikea , un po’ come i dialoghi del film fight club

[m00ns3tt3r]

Blahaj and a little blahaj

[kbmrjmd-art]

⭐️

she’s awake (barely)

[can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture]

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

[somecunttookmyurl]

all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults

you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something

[foundfamilyadoptionagency]

[thedialup]

losing my fucking mind rn imagining if 3l was literally all just them trapped in a corn maze. people saying shit like "oh grian and scar never left the corn maze 🥺🥺🥺" analysis about why jimmy decided to turn left instead of right. they all come out of it the same way though because that's just how the corn maze goes.

[solarcas]

Suptober Day 1 - Maze

they've been lost at Ikea for hours 😔 (but at least Cas found a friend 🦈)

[Open for better quality!]

[ikishima]

My #1 advice for people moving out is to NOT buy nonstick cookware... not only is the lifespan of nonstick a MAXIMUM of 7 years (usually more like 2-5 years) but teflon, aka Polytetrafluoroethylene-- the plastic coating that makes the cookware nonstick, infuses microplastics into your food.

New cookware sets can cost hundreds of dollars so my advice is to look for 100% stainless steel cookware in thrift stores. Safer, cheaper, & instead of needing to replace every 2-7 years they can potentially last you the entire rest of your life AND they won't start shedding plastic into your food

[clownz8]

I will probably never finish it but here's a sketch of saiki with ikea alien (they're best friend, canonically!!!!)

[miyukimardon]

Red Pears -Still life

[chuu-huahua]

guys @downbadforpixels told me that skk would go to ikea and act like a divorced married couple, so you guys can have SOUKOKU IKEA SHENANIGANS

no cuz they would 100% use the fake bedroom setups to argue with each other like a married couple. chuuya would bring up dazai’s constant flirting with women, and dazai would muffle a giggle behind his hand, claiming that he simply “really admired women. truly. you don’t have to worry about me cheating on you, chibikko. if not me, who else would date you?” he knows full well about the number of people who would die to get into chuuya’s pants, but that’s left unsaid.

they would buy the blahajes (that’s the plural form because i said so) too !! dazai picked one up and squeezed it to his chest tightly, before turning to chuuya and giving him his puppy eyes. “no, we are not buying that,” chuuya would reply sternly, and almost falter at the downcast expression on dazai’s face. but it’s ok, because when dazai comes home from work the next day, there would be a mountain of the shark plushies sitting on his bed waiting for him :)

they like to sit in the carts and ride around ikea too, by the way. dazai sticks his lanky legs out of the cart and he whoops as chuuya pushes him around the giant store, and their loud laughter and shouts attract the attention of many civilians. the workers try to get them to stop, but when they get one look from chuuya they immediately shrink away in fear before getting back to work, letting the redhead dote on his childish boyfriend.

dazai likes eating some of the food there too (totally not biased. shush.) ! chuuya complains that he get them much better food from much fancier places, but seeing his partner actually eat something for once puts him at ease, so he restrains most of his words for now.

they get ice cream on the car ride home, and they blast taylor swift in the car <3

[sepulchritude]

I really like how I’ve decorated around my headboard lately 🥰

[most--curiously--blue--eyes]

I got myself a new cuddle buddy. He's reversible. I think you can figure out why I got him, precisely.