#im going insane with this shi

[pelssi-thoughts]

bsd chapter 114 doodles!!!🩹🩹

what the actual fuck is happening in the manga guys💀. guys. what the hell.

anyways!! skk sillies^^ thought of it as of chuuya's way to comfort dazai when he's nervous like that. IDK, just wanted something sweet, ok!!!!!

[truckeecheeze]

and out of all the memories that we shared, we will grow a garden here instead

[dekukaze]

THEY LOOK ADORABLE AND I WANT THEM‼️

[mdzs-incorrect-quotes]

Jin Guangyao: “First, you gotta kidnap 20 or so young boys–”

[moldy-flowers]

The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...

[gentil-minou]

wangxian rookies in showbiz au where newbie idol Wei Wuxian is on set of a commercial wearing a ridiculously uncomfortable outfit getting yelled at for dumb reasons by his incompetent agent while bottom-of-the-totem-pole production assistant Lan Wangji is being bossed around by the awful director

Except wwx isn't actually a newbie he was once popular child actor Wei Ying seen everywhere, the golden boy of the industry known for his upbeat personality and the smile constantly on his face.

That is until his final role when he was 13 where he played a dark jaded teenage psychopath in a psychological thriller and was forced to perform intensely emotional scenes without any counselor or anyone there to keep an eye on him (his manager at the time Madam Yu's focus was always her other children's careers, Wei Ying was just an extra way to make money you see). He even got badly injured on set, and now has an ugly burn scar above his heart from a poorly done fire stunt.

But the movie flops and things just keep getting worse from there...

It gets no attention from critics that is until former golden boy becomes the teen misfit all the gossip rags talk about, with constant cover stories showing him at 15 doing drugs and partying and eventually getting kicked out by his manager/aunt at 16. The narrative becomes clear that Wei Ying is a flop and another failed child star turned deplorable diva

He disappears for a few years, only ever coming up in a low budget TMZ special or some commentary youtuber's videos, but Lan Wangji never forgot him.

Lan Wangji had often worked with his uncle when he came on as a consultant on set and so was able to watch and admire Wei Ying from afar. He's especially fond of Wei Ying's role as the happy go lucky middle child on a popular sitcom role and his smaller movie roles where he played a genius child inventor and solved crimes alongside a precocious bunny rabbit.

So well Lan Wangji has always been a fan of him so he's shocked when the new idol on set of their cheap commercial stage looks so similar to Wei Ying.

But at the same time, they're not the same at all. While Wei Ying was known for being friendly and silly, Wei Wuxian is acting like a pompous and cocktail overly confident ass, flirting with the director and everyone else while making a show of whiny and being cutesy with hopes for more screentime.

It's very unnatural and there's a moment where LWJ thinks he must have been mistaken but there's a moment in between when he's running back and forth on the producer's order while balancing cups of coffee when he spots WWX sitting by himself, huddled in a corner of the soundstage deep in the shadows where no one else is around.

He's staring at the fingernails they've painted and stuck gaudy fake jewels on and fiddling with the ridiculous black demon wings he's wearing, as he picks at the layers of makeup and stickers they've put on his face. He's tugging on his red crop top, cut indecently short and revealing so much, as watery eyes dart back and forth in front him like he's worried someone important might see.

In general he doesn't seem anything like the person he was under those lights just minutes ago.

As lwj approaches he sees that actually wwx shoulders are shaking his hands are clenched into fists, his eyes shut tight so that his makeup doesn't run

Wei Wuxiann watches as the director is barking orders for someone to fix the set as another idol takes wwx's place and finishes the shoot. Apparently his acting wasn't "peppy enough" so they've replaced him with someone else

But this was his first gig in months, years actually but months since he tried to come back and for it to fail like this, so fast without anything to show for it is absolutely devastating. He'd tried so hard to give them what he thought he wanted, desperately hoping for his big break. Only to fail again.

What does he do? What can he say? Why does he even bother?

He's staring at the floor like it might have the answer to all his problems when a pair of white sneakers appear.

He tracks those sneakers up to meet the stonefaced stare of one of the PAs he's seen running around, the youngest one who's been doing the most menial tasks. He looks somewhat familiar but his face is impassive and wwx can't tell at all what he's thinking

The PA hands him a bottle of water that wwx takes with both hands, too taken aback to do much else. Then the PA slips his headset off and sits next to him, the black faux feathers of wwx's wings brushing against the PAs arms, though he doesn't seem to mind

And so they sat. Two nobodies hidden in the shadows of a forgotten corner in a busy studio, far from the reach of the shining spotlights and stage. Little by little, wwx finds it easier to control his breathing and stray sniffles.

Eventually, the PA starts taking off his hoodie, revealing a plain white t-shirt underneath. He reaches into his pocket and holds out a marker for wwx to take as he turns so his back is facing him.

When wwx, understandably confused, doesn't do anything, the PA glances over his broad shoulders and just says "Sign, please."

Wei Wuxian blinks waiting for the punchline but it never comes. He's not even on the roster for any boy group, just a trainee idol whose only fans are the diehards who follow the trainee circuit and his sister. And this guy doesn't seem like the former and he definitely isn't the latter.

But the PA just sits and waits, back facing wwx.

Eventually, almost mechanically, he signs his new autograph, the one where he uses the 2 W's to make a smile.

He asks for a name to make the signature out to, and the PA answers in a quiet hesitant voice that he can barely hear over all the background noise, "Lan Zhan."

That name sends a spark up his spine like it should be familiar but wwx can't figure out why. So he finishes his autographs with a star and a flourish. He hasn't gotten to test out the new signature yet. He thinks he likes it better than he'd expected.

Wei Wuxian beams up at him, heart beating a beautific beat against his ribcage and asks, "Why would you want a signature from a nobody like me?"

He means it as a teasing joke but the PA, Lan Zhan his brain corrects him, gives him a grave look that steals the breath from his lungs.

"You're not nobody, Wei Ying"

Lan Zhan takes the marker and slips his hoodie back on, covering the autograph with their two names side by side, and with a final nod he walks away, melting into the general chaos of the production floor.

It takes a long moment for Wei Wuxian to realize he'd never told the guy his real name.

(originally a threadfic here)

[fianne-0123]

Lan Xichen giving advice : Do not pursue homoerotic friendships; He deceived everyone around him, killed my best friend, manipulated me, stole sect secrets, stole the stygian tiger seal, exploited it & basically unleashed chaos to the world.

The Lan disciples : zewu .. jun?

Lan Xichen, calm as ever, sips tea : Yes?

[marichatfiles]

GUESS WHO BOUGHT 2HA VOLUME 1 !!!

I'm a little halfway through the book it but really I forgot just how good and interesting it is !!! I definitely remembered some parts but totally forgot about others like when mo ran makes breakfast soup for the three of them (him, shi mei and chu wanning) and it's super spicy because he and shi mei like spicy foods but he literally forgets that chu wanning does NOT eat spicy foods and when he goes "what is this is this even edible?!" And he finally says he doesn't eat spicy foods it's finally clicks in mo rans head that's right. He in fact doesn't like that BUTT since he didn't care enough to remember in his past life he just forgot but he literally says that he KNOWS what he likes and what he doesn't like SO he later has the chefs at the inn make him another bowl of soup and WHEN HE BRINGS IT TO CHU WANNING IN HIS ROOM (he doesn't knock because he just knows he doesn't lock his door) he's all. Yeah I had the chefs make you another bowl of soup AND CHU WANNING IS SO HURT HE DIDNT MAKE IT HIMSELF AND THEN EVERYTHING IS SO AAAAAHHGG

[alex-supremacy4]

me whenever i find a comment that was edited to say "edit: i think i started a war in the replies", and the comment has 80+ replies:

[lesbianpegbar]

also when did he travel back in time. when did that happen. he has the stab wound from the end of season 1. but theres literally no time when he wouldve been by himself to time travel post-stabbing. when did he do that. when. when. i need to shake him i need his brain to rattle around i need to know what hes seen

[papercutsmp3]

bro is inquisitive

[mirr0r-image]

THIS MAN HAS NO CHILL: RANT WARNING 💀

WARNING: UNCONTROLLABLE RANT ABT A CHARACTER FROM A SHOW AHEAD I AM SO SO SORRY FRIENDS I FELT THE NEED TO RANT 😈🥲😂

I was watching Jake Long the American Dragon for the first time this week bcuz I've heard just... so many things and let me just say that all throughout the show, the main thing for me was just the complete and total LACK OF CHILL from this guy. This guy is Lao Shi, Jake's grandpa and his dragon master also, and on literally one of the first days of dragon training, this man had Jake clean his toilet with his tongue??? Like BRO???? I mean I know that there's a reason or whatever and that the circular motion was actually a fighting style or something but that's still gross 🤨🤮

Not to mention how every time Jake does... like anything? this bro is telling him that he's doing it WRONG. Yes Jake's the American Dragon but just bcuz he's the Am Drag does not necessarily mean that he needs to be training all of the time. Bestie is 14!!! Chill bro!!! I mean this dude, this DUDE idek like 💀💀💀

Ok but for real tho Jake wanted to help his friend win the school talent show bcuz the friend had been dreaming of winning basically his entire life but the trophy was magic or smthng? So Lao Shi was like "Yo Jake, you have to win the talent show asap" And Jake was like, "But I'm already helping my friend win" and Gramps was like, "YEAHHHH BUTTTTT your the aMeRiCaN dRaGoN so actually you need to do what's beneficial to the dragon community and NOT WHAT'S KIND. During your time as the Am Drag you will learn the difference" like 😭😭😭😭

AGAIN I'M SO SO SORRY I NEEDED TO TELL SOMEONE ABT THIS I ALMOST CAN'T STAND THIS DUDE but really he's not that bad, actually really nice, just a tough teacher but he triggers me for some reason 🥲

[dekukaze]

Soo, remember this theory guys?

Welp uhm... I found this yesterday while I was re- watching some amv's

Uhm... What.

So, yeah those numbers are REALLY something

[anqelbean]

"This Love" by Taylor Swift is about wangxian, actually.

Like, COME ON.

"This love left a permanent mark, this love is glowing in the dark, these hands had to let it go free, but this love came back to me"

IS THIS NOT LAN WANGJI'S POV? TELL ME. IS IT NOT?

[simbasomba]

I’m going through these art styles at the speed of light

[plsleafmelon]

HARDEST FUCKING FIGHTS OF MY LIFE WHAG THE HELL