#im oh sheeeet

[king-of-a-kingless-world]

not metatron just casually handin out 30000 coins

b- bro. i. uh. ahshagsga. yes sir 🫡. anything fo u dokja kim.

hahahah

:((

DUMBASS. god i fucking hate him

AS SHE SHOULD THIS DUMBASS SUBJUGATED A KID TO THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF ISOLATION ALSO KNOWN AS THE WORST FORM OF MENTAL TORMENT AND FOR WHAT? SO HE COULD GET A LITTLE LUCKIER EARLIER ON? THAT MAN IS AN ASSHOLE AND THE WORST AND I HOPE HE DIES MULTIPLE GRUESOME DEATHS

NO NO DOKJA DONT JUST LET HIM DIE JUST LET HER KILL HIM

AFYZYSFAUSTJXKTCTISRUAQUFUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OH SHEEEET

ok the thing about this is up to this point theyve basically only referred to eachother using their full names, first+last but here joonghyuk only calls him dokja and it gives the vibes theyre close enough to refer to eachother like that so...he cares no denying you cant hide from my perceptiveness i can see everything

BROOOO HES TRYING TO HOLD HIM UP NOT LET HIM FALL OVER CUZ HES GONNA DIE AND DOKJAS JUST GRABBING ONTO HIS ARM AND ITS NOT INTENTIONAL ITS INSTINCT AND AHSHAHSGS SO MANY WORDS THEY DENY IT BUT THEY CARE AND DOKJA WAS PROBABLY DIGGING HIS NAILS INTO HIS ARM CUZ HE KINDA IS MISSING HIS ENTIRE LOWER TORSO AND EVEN WITH FOURTH WALL THATS GOTTA BE SO PAINFUL AND YJH JUST IS FINE WOTH IT AND DOESNT CARE AND HES WORRIED ABOUT HIM AND SNAJSJWJSJDBSI

bro he has a giant hole where his stomach should be

also i thought you hated and wanted to kill him

THIS JUST SHOWS HE CARED THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE HE KEPT TRYING TO KILL HIM BUT THE SECOND DOKJAS ACTUALLY GONNA DIE HES ALL LIKE NO NO NO NOT TOO LATE EVEN THOUGH DOKJA LEGIT DOESNT HAVE A LOWER TORSO AND THERES NO LOGICAL WAY FOR HIM TO SURVIVE BUT HES STILL IN DENIAL HED ONLY BE DENYING IF HE CARED AHAHAHAHHAHAHSBWHABSH

dude he looks so scared for him im gonna cry 😭😭😭😭. like hes looking him in the face with the most terror ive seen for him i cant wtfffff

no shit

never seen him so angry he even has the glowy main character eyes ✋

bro there aint no way he wasnt in love w dokja cuz he was perfectly fine with letting seolhwa die even tho he like dated her last regression and here he is only having spoken to kdj a few times and ready to fucking kill everything for him

YEA YEA UHUH HED PISSED CUZ YOU KILLED THE GUY HE WANTED TO BE HIS BF YEA YEA JOONGDOK CANNON THESE BITCHES GAY THEYRE ANNOYING AS ALL HELL AND THEYRE GAY

[chuuyas--boo]

chuuya: oh my god im dating u

chuuya: like ure mine

chuuya: holy fuck

chuuya: wow

chuuya: can u believe how lucky i am

SHEEEET- Are we about to make out rn

[enchantedwonderlaand]

“Reputation” First thoughts

1. Ready for it...

2. End Game - oh oh ohhhh this is actually ?? so fire ?? oh my god. future. this is fire. i love this so much. oh my god ed. he’s talking so fast. yes ed slay. im bopping so hard to this. i can already imagine myself breaking my arm from whipping so hard to this song (just kidding). this is so much more different than everything has changed lol what a glo up i love it BIG REPUTATION BIG REPUTATION 

3. I Did Something Bad - this has a lot of halsey vibes, im down for that. SHIT. SHE SAID SHIT. TAYLOR CURSED. i need some time to think about this. YEAH TAYLOR YOU OWE HIM NOTHING!! taylor i love you. theyre burning all the witches WAIT THAT WAS IN HER MUSIC VIDEO! 

4. Don’t Blame Me - i like this a lot. Lord save me how is she mentioning the lord yet it sounds so sexy and devious oh my god. it sounds like taylor meets hozier. holy shit the back up vocals. holy shit HER vocals. the gospel choir vibes im so in love.

5. Delicate - ooh i like this opening. idk what this autotune not autotune effect is called  but im here for it. oh shit that duuun duuun duun i love it. you can make me a drink. i have a feeling shes gonna be mentioning drinking a lot. she said damn i will never get over taylor cursing please put her cursing playing at my funeral thanks bye. DO THE GIRLS BACK HOME TOUCH YOU LIKE I DO oh sheeeeet back off hoes taylors in town. YOU MUST LIKE ME FOR ME alright i didnt need my heart anyway

6. Look What You Made Me Do

7. So it goes... - What did she say? All eyes on lice? Lol wait she said us im dumb. OH THAT TRANSITION TO THE CHORUS WHEW MY WIG WHERED IT GO! Scratches down your back now holy shit did she actually- oh my god- okay taylor i see you. yess taylor someone get me some water imma pass out One two three the way she said that im having an eargasm Im not a bad girl but Ill do bad things with you HELL YEAH TAYLOR YOU TELL HIM

8. Gorgeous

9. Getaway Car - it was the best of times the worst of times that opening oh my god my wig. these lyrics i love love it. think of the place you first met me I feel like im in an old crime romance movie and were gonna ride into the sunset and fall in love. someone love me and runaway from me. Go Go Go ouch those gos were so aggressive i love it  wait POISON what scuse me? lol she sounds british “get uhway cah”. I LOVE THIS SONG. That was the last time you ever saw me WAIT BITCH NO i dont wanna fall in love anymore bye peace out. lol falling in love?? i dont know her. I was dying in a getaway car, I said goodbye in a getaway car this song ripped my heart out but i love it 

10. King of My Heart - oof i love this. that beat. holy shit. did anyone else hear that “oh”? I love the backup vocals in this. This has a lot of 1989 vibes im feeling it. My broken bones are mending aw taylorrr i love you Drinking beers Taylor do you like wine or beer choose one im confused

11. Dancing With Our Hands Tied - what a bop. i just wanna dance with the love of my life. or my best friends. 

12. Dress - OHHHHHHH ITS THAT SONG. oh my god that ah ah ah ahhhh jesus christ.  Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off yes taylor get some!! Aw her bleached hair i remember that. That stop!!!! imagine being in concert and the crowd wooing as she stops.

13. This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things - yes taylor speak ur mind!!! my poor baby all she wanted was to be nice and throw parties and hang out with her friends and people had to take it away from her. also this kinda sounds like a showtune. WAIT I GET IT its cause its supposed to sound childish. omg yes taylor toast to ur real friends and ur baby and ur mama yes yes yes. that cACKLE PLAY IT AT MY FUNERAL! she truly got the last laugh i stan a legend! legends only

14. Call it What You Want

15. New Year’s Day - the piano... im tearing up. im truly crying. what a beautiful, poetic song. joe really helped her clean up everything. also think about how this song isnt something adventurous, its simple things like helping each other out which is really what makes a relationship special, when u are able to make small things special. my heart wow

[rookiesbookies]

Nsfw Head-canons -Brothers

Lucifer:

-Gentle but will push anyone’s limits

-prefers to hit it from the back over a desk, but understands thats not always possible or wanted

-this mf is smirking the whole time at you

-after care is 10/10 tho bc he’s got the best bathroom in the house (no matter what asmo says😂)

-you will smell like his... essence by the end

-might let you top every once in a while but even if you do something like ride him he has to be sitting up even just a little bit

-hes prideful ass wont let him be a bottom even for a second

-is your Lucifer up to his horns in work?

-literally just fling your underwear at him

-he’d shoot up and give you the ... attention you need faster than you can say “Satan gotta cat”

-I cannot yell “FLOGGER” louder

-BDSM if there ever was such

Mammon:

-sweet baby is so scared of hurting anyone

-likes to hold hands

-doesnt always like to be looked at tho, depending on the mood

-switch leans for bottom tho

-probably usually is the one needing aftercare

-probably apologizing if he did something wrong

-he’s mind can not handle pleasure

-like you’d be blowing him and he’d be squirming and like tearing up

-oh imagine pointing out that the marks point down

-“what do ya mean- they’r’ pointin there...”

-VERY LOUD

-YOU PROBABLY NEED TO GAG HIM SO THE HOUSE DOESNT SHAKE

-EVEN IF YOUR JUST BLOWING HIM

-praise kink

-he needs praise tho

-🥺💜💜 bb needs love

Levi:

-hates to be looked at

-“ st-stop looking at me like that normie!”

-this mf totally would call you a “normie” then

-**snake dicks**

-probably talks about a random hentai with a stupid long name when in the middle of it

-he’s LOUD

-like REALLY LOUD

-might use his tail, idk

-when Asmo brings it up Beel goes

-“Not in front of the Salad”

-if you make eye contact with him, while doing anything, he’d squirm so much

-probably needs so much praise to be reminded he’s not just a “yucky otaku”

-forked tongue

-really sensitive horns

-“I dont- fine Ill do the tongue thing from that stupid Disney Movie”

-would cover Henry 2.0 with a cloth

-bed sheets are EVERYWHERE

-hide him in his gaming chair

-probably has curtains to cover the other fish in his room so they dont see

-idk why he just is like that

Satan:

-this boi probably jumps you on the couch in the library

~~-only bc Lucifer was in his study~~

-never does it angy, the smexy times are for love

-vanilla

-gets **bite-y**

-pet kink tho

-will wear the collar but prefers you to

-switch, leaning to dom

-pet name for you is Kitty

-would totally call you “my precious kitten” too

-probably reads too much about everything having to do with this subject (also talks to Asmo too much)

-“I want to try (random position)”

-usually it doesnt work out bc for the most part he’s vanilla

-probably talks to Asmo too much about this

-probably read 50 Shades trying to understand

-probably regretted both of those

-on second thought he totally does

-sadist

-he’s a sadist

Asmo:

-owns 100% of the adult section in Akuzon

-you cant convince me otherwise

-probably balls deep at least once a week

-switchy **AF**

-breath on him and his horny

-doesnt mean he’ll be easy tho

-would make you beg

-edging bitch

-may snap sadist on you in a second

-the most fabulous aftercare

-he’s like painting your nails and shit

-massages

-too think this all started bc he caught you staring at him

-right after he asks some bullshit

-“how do bees fly- science says they shouldnt be able to”

-“these are thing you dont say after having sex”

-COWGIRL AND 69 ARE HIS FAVORITE, HAVE TO BE

Beel:

-forgive me father, Ive been a bad girl

-BUT IMAGINE THE TONGUE ON THIS SOFT BOI

-PLUS ISNT HE LIKE 6 FOOT 5

-scared of crushing you

-could fling you like a rag doll tho

-probably biggest jewels in the family

-🤠

-would accidentally over simulate someone

-probably would tell you to taste good

-needs constant reassurance

-bb boi would cry if you degraded him

-bite-y

-no cap

-doesnt leave hickies but you wake up with bite marks everywhere

-some of them drew blood bc in some of the animations he has shark teeth

-you cant walk

-and not bc he went hard

-just bc he’s THAT BIG

-I just feel like he is

-hehehe his cowboy boots in his demon form tho

-if you touched his horns he’d be so surprised

-every confused on the idea of what “Horny” is

-“ b-but im hungry... just not for food???”

-probably asked Asmo

-that was a mistake

-giving him face rubs reminding him that it doesnt hurt and your just adjusting

-tracing his tattoo is probably the cutest thing youve done after

-Asmo heard it all.

-Asmo

-heard

-it

-all

-period

-food kink

-will eat off your body

-just out food on your body and he go nom nom

Belphie:

-he’s a dom bottom

-if thats possible

-cuz he’s lazy af

-but refuses to be dominated

-always in the bed, cuz HE DOESNT LEAVE IT

-cuddles after

-“you wanted to do it in the attic for a reason didnt you.”

-just fuckin smirks at you

-bc the attic is probs above Luci’s room

-probably really kinky but just too lazy to do jack

-even tho he lazy dont mean you wont be head to toe marked up

-would rock his hip while you adjust just to see your surprised face

-lots of sucking

-idk why

-i feel like he just do

-has been the sub before

-he did not like it

-he just likes being a lazy dom

-if he tops, sheeeet is going down

-if he tops, you will never EVER walk the same again

-temple kisses reminding you you did good

-cuddles

-his pet name for you is Bear, bc your his Teddy Bear

-he fucking Koala’s you in his sleep

-and there is no escaping his grip

[roses-and-rads-archived]

Work got me like

[fans-of-the-damned]

👌Name(s)?👏Pronouns?🔐Relationship Status?🌈Orientation(s)?🐉Zodiac Sign?🌌What animal year were you born?💅Do you wear makeup?😳Any way to make you blush?✨Favourite aesthetic?👀Celebrity crush?💝Favourite Colour(s)?🔮Any advice you would have given 10 y/o you?🌅Are you a morning or night person?🍀Whats your favourite season?🍺Favourite drink?🎃Favourite holiday?🎁Birthday?🎗Are you religious?🔗Are you a safe person to talk to about *XYZ*?🚩What country are you from?⚡Ever had a Greek Mythology

👌My actual name? Cassie

👌My Nickname? Kaley, Sea, Laf

👏Pronouns? She/her/they/them

🔐Relationship status? Single as shit (anyone wanna fix that? Lol)

🌈Orientation? Demi Pan Nonbinary

🐉Zodiac? Gemini!

🌌Animal born under? Uhh Dog? (1994)

💅Makeup? Yes, occasionally more for cosplay then every day but I do put some on for dates/events

😳Blush? Oh sheeeet....uhhh anything Sexual really? Like I was a mess reading romeo and juliet but also any kind of compliment or nice words.... basically just be nice and I'm a blushy stuttery mess

✨Asthetic? I'm old I'm not sure what this means 100% but....soft? Comfy? But like....idk...?

👀Celebrity crush? DAVEED DIGGS that man....ooof 👉👈🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊😊💜💖💜💖

💝Favorite color(s)? Purple, blue, green, red and black

🔮Advice for 10y/o me? Ooof don't be a dick? Things get worse before they get better? Look into colleges and programs you want to do before youre a year away from going?

🌅Morning or night? Night, definitely night!

🍀Favorite season? Fall, or spring! Not to hot or too cold!

🍺Favorite drink? Uhhh alcohol: seagrums or white wine non alcoholic: coffee, mint tea or Baja blast mt dew

🎃Holiday? Oof uhhh Christmas but I also love halloween

🎁Birthday? June 16, 1994

🎗️Religious? Yes but actually no tho: lemme explain; I'm Pagen, wiccan to be exact, but I don't follow it close/to any extent (mainly because I can't)

🔗Are you safe to talk to? YES! COME TO ME FOR ANYTHING! IM ALWAYS HERE! (this goes for everyone!)

🚩Country? The fuckin US and I hate it 🤬🤬🤬🤬

⚡Ever had a greek mythology? Uhhh? What? Obsession? Yes but I also had one with Roman Norse and Egyptian myths as well(I just love mythology and the mythos in general)

[youngkaes]

jae would want you to sleep!!

….oh sheeeeet…oh sheeeet…anon…u rite u rite. alright, im off to bed now~ 💖💖💖