#im on like

[monochromatictoad]

Lords of Shadow games, but explained badly:

Castlevania Lords of Shadow 1: Actual Biblical Naked Satan vs. Widower who hadn't slept for possibly weeks. Who will win? The answer may surprise you.

DLC: Said Widower's life just keeps getting worse and worse, but surely it can't get worse than this!

Castlevania Lords of Shadow: Mirror of Fate: Surprise! The Widower's life got so much worse! That's one way to find out you have a son 🙂, and a grandson 🙂.

Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2: Actual Biblical Now Clothed Satan vs. Widower round 2, Electric Boogaloo. Except now, everyone trained for American Gladiator, and is weirdly buff.

DLC: The Son is dehydrated, has weird abs, and he's essentially flipping off the Castle and fates the entire time 🙂.

[kitty-thinks-stuff]

i wanna be a dungeon meshi girly so bad im trying my damn hardest to find time to sit down and binge this shit

[foolbo]

congratulations to the survivors of the les mis waterloo chapters

[spidersins]

my cat jumped on my keyboard and nearly posted the reply i've been doing all fucking night and let me tell you....damn near lost it at her

[meimeikyu]

I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE INTO HOUSE MD AJFHAKIDJWJSDJ

HKSHGKSHGKSG YEAH I JUST STARTED WATCHING IT RECENTLY IM REALLY INTO IT!!!! I love medical malpractice <3333

[scarletttheclown]

The urge.

i have a violent urge to draw stardew valley- my switch is old and disguting so it hasn't had the update to my knowlage

AND I NEED TO DRAW MY HUSBAND SEBASTIAN. I left him and our two children on the farm </3

expect random art that is not cervine oblation for once

[amcryllis]

im on so many drugs right now but im thinknig abt aerith in cute panties and a bra thank you thts all

[wonwoonlight]

Btw im gonna start blocking empty blogs that doesn't have pfp/bio/header. So if that's you just know that I did it because you look like a bot. Feel free to reach out to me if you feel wrongly blocked.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[vamptits]

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^