#im sassy but i dont bite!

[grellestie]

ive been playing a shit ton of darkest dungeon lately and here's my opinion on which black butler characters would be which class!!

darkest dungeon is really cool btw!! it kind of has the same elements of black butler (fucked up protag, supernatural creatures, mental health being explored in a neat way, and the running theme of everyone being the absolute worst besides like two or three people!). i really recommend it if you love sadistic video games with eldritch horrors!!

under da tag bc i dont shut up

ciel: ngl. he's the one that gets fucked over by the ancestor and has to build teams to kill eldritch horrors. which is what i thought at first

but...

after thinking, he should be houndmaster and instead of a dog, it's just sebastian, pouting. /j

sebastian: BUT SERIOUSLY- for sebby, i'd like to think maaaybe occultist? there really isn't any classes close to a demon so someone who can summon eldritch horrors to fight other eldritch horrors seems like it'd make sense.

mey rin: musketeer. obvi. she go pew pew!! and also has the WORST ACCURACY IN THE WORLD- (this is personal salt, let me live. been so close to having party wipes)

bard: honestly. highwayman. he has one(1) attack that could count as an explosive. also they kinda have the same haircut!! i think it fits also theres no real explosives in the base game sadly. UNLESS you wanna talk enemies- then there's brigand vvulf who blows things the fuck up because he can! i think that fits him too! kind of!! since brigand is kind of a massive asshole.

finny: OH GOD,,, i had a toughie with this one buuuut- im probably going to go with bounty hunter or leper because of finny's SHEER strength. he's just busted man and you can beat the entire game with leper sooooo yeah! the mean part of me wanted to say abomination but again, thats mean but it's extremely wild to me that they pretty much have the same Tragic Backstory of experimented on for the lols and now just have to deal with it. at least finny got the better end of the stick! poor abomination...

now the reapers! (in order of appearance)

grelle: hellion! she is the biggest girlboss in the game so ofc she'd fit grelle, come on now. the hellion class is extremely broken powerful and puts out an insane amount of damage! a part of me wants to argue grave robber but it doesn't have a lot of flashy and powerful moves- this is mainly considering grelle is the 3rd strongest character in the series iirc.

william: OH ANOTHER HARD ONE- but i think he'd fit being a shieldbreaker! it's a bit of a stretch but hear me out- it's mainly the weapon and it's capabilities that would make william fit the class the most!! also her defensive end seeing as william being pretty good at Not Getting His Shit Wrecked or at least as badly (book of circus is def something i needa rewatch)

undertaker: oh this bitch. i'm probably going to go with the prophet boss! the prophet defied the ancestor by speaking facts and wouldn't die no matter what the ancestor did, kind of like how taker is with the dispatch. also the fact they're both blind but hit like a fucking truck fits!!

ronald: my BOY! now HE'D be grave robber!! he's not really too strong and kinda squishy but can still be formidable if not taken seriously. also the mental image of him hitting an undead with a pickaxe to the face is funny to me-

eric: either highwayman or man-at-arms! both classes are good at taking out a lot of enemies at once and eric is pretty good at killing people <3

alan: OUGH another hard one- i think character wise (more than attack wise), he'd def fit the leper. the leper goes through it and so does alan yet they still kick ass and get the job done!

othello: this dummy! i think antiquarian would fit! antiquarians are support heroes 100% and then they hit like a truck...! a toy truck...! a toy truck that's a stuffie...! unless you get a hit off with "nervous stab" but it's not really all that worth it. OH and the move "protect me" that's pretty much the same as othello using grelle as a meat shield fits.

[mariatesstruther]

just wrote a lil somethin somethin im reslly excited for. kind of a foil to the conversation between maria and ellie in 1x06 in which maria makes things right given the information she (hopefully) has in retrospect once ellie and joel get back

BUT I NEED SOME HELP YALL—what is ellie’s favorite color???? was it ever mentioned in the game/show or is there like some sort of fandom consensus?? do yall have opinions??

[xxcatnissxx]

"My Hero"

♡ Reader x mooknight smol oneshot ♡

Splat.

You spat out the remaining blood that pooled in your mouth, watching as the scarlet liquid traveled down and through the cracks of the cement floor. The sound of it dripping through the drain follwed the rhythm of the nearby clock. As well as the pummeling sound of your erratic heartbeat; desperately trying to pin down any rising fear.

Soon, a gruff voice could be heard speaking out. "Hey boss, they're still not talking .... If I go at it any longer they'll be out like a light." You couldn't help the weak smirk that formed on your face, deviously croaking out, "bet you wish you could say that about you and your girl eh?" Quickly growing a feeble, Cheshire-like grin that revealed two rows of bloody teeth.

Boom.

The sound of a meaty fist colliding with flesh could be heard throughout the empty room. A flash of white, hot searing pain clouded your vision accompanied with a loud ringing through both ears. You barely allowed yourself to only release a small yelp from the beating. Due to the fact that you didn't want to give the perpetrator too much satisfaction from your pain. Leaving the bulky man in the end to just release a slew of obscene curses from his chapped lips.

"Woah Mike, take it easy there alright? We still need them alive- how about you go ahead and take a break okay?" A man with shoulder length, golden blonde hair gently spoke out. His hand tenderly patted the offenders' shoulder while the other leaned onto a metallic gold cane. Your now somewhat bruised eye couldn't help but squint in confusion and awe as you studied the top of it. A two-headed crocodile embellished the top of the rod. For a split second you could have sworn the reptile's eyes gleamed purple.

Realization of who this person was quickly struck your bloodied face. At the same time, the poised man seemed to notice the said awareness and placed the end of his cane under your chin. You couldn't help but slightly wince as he lifted it so that you could now face him. The pressure shooting all the way up to the now throbbing cheek. He tutted before slyly speaking out, "to think this all could have been avoided if you just told me where he placed the scarab."

Funny thing was, is that your rebellious stunt put only you at the scene of hiding said item. Were you gonna tell him that?

Pfft. No.

You spitted out any remaining crimson liquid onto his face and grinned triumphantly. "Over my dead body ... Arthur," mustering out as he quickly wiped his face off with his handkerchief. The sound of his name coming out of your mouth quickly drew his attention. Harrow cupped his hand around her-less damaged-cheek and tenderly rubbed his thumb across. "It deeply saddens me to see an exquisite wonder such as yourself come to this." He motioned to your bruised complexion with his cane as he stood back. You couldn't help but scoff in disbelief at the absurd compliment.

You shuffled your tied hands around some more, hoping to eventually break out, but only received harsher rope burns in return. A moment of tense silence filled the room so thick it was almost suffocating. Terror still lingered in your chest as you were well aware of his reputation. You knew if he tried to 'read your scales,' the result would most likely not be in your favor. "You know that I'm not the villian they all made you believe me to be." Arthur spoke out as he then crouched down to your level-which was currently a seated one in a rusty, metal chair-and rested his hand on your knee. The sensation of his calloused palm couldn't help but make you grimace in disgust. "In all actuality, I'm the hero here, only wanting to bring out a world filled of peace and happiness." He soulfully spoke out whilst looking up at you with admiration glistening in his eyes.

"I can save you too ... if you just tell me where the relic is. Then I can free you from all this pain." His thumb tenderly rubbed her knee to match the fond tone in his voice. Only for it all to fall on deaf ears. "I think .... I think you're delusional that's what," you sneered out to the man across from you. "Your version of 'peace' only causes the deaths of millions who haven't even had a chance to make those decisions. If anything I'm sure those so-called 'bad' choices only result in them leaving you and your whole crew flat out on their sorry arses." You quickly spilled out, the rapid release of sentences leaving your sore chest heaving for air.

Harrow only stayed silent as his face quickly fell and became dark with an emotion unreadable. However, before he could respond, the same brawny man from before quickly rushed over. "Boss! Boss! L-look you gotta come see this! It's that guy! He took out h-half of our guys already!" The brute madly choked out as they both walked over and examined the security cameras covering the abandoned warehouse. Your eyes immediately lit up in hope and relief from the shouted statement. The metal chair scraping across the floor as you managed to turn yourself to face the footage. You couldn't help but let out an exhilarating sigh as you spoke out,

"Thats. My hero right there~"

[wqxianwriting]

Hey, I just saw that you only take gn!reader or male!reader for the poly nick and Charlie thingy. I made a request earlier today where I said I'd prefer female reader but I'd also take gn!reader if that's fine by you. You still don't have to write it, but I just wanted to say it.

Sorry, if I asked to much.

No worries! If you want F!Reader that is fine, it’s just the reader won’t have romantic feelings for Charlie :)

Do you still wanna change your request? Also lmao, I’m not sure I’ll be able to write it as a fanfiction per say… like it’ll be wrote into bullet points with a scenario written under it, if that makes sense.

It might switch between Reader and the dude’s pov too 🤔 I’ve decided to name him Aaron lol so for exmaple:

There were little things that caught Aaron’s attention and those little things may have been because of his fall. He couldn’t say, he didn’t even realize he had a thing for you until he walked in on you and Nick in the classroom. (Luckily not kissing, right? For him atleast)

His heart turned at the sigh of your eyes gleaming with affection as the blond spoke with very big animated movements, he didn’t like you laughing at it.

“And then I had to apologize because he was just trying to get his poor ol’ cane. I picked it up and helped him to a bench to rest but, till this day, I’m surprised why I thought he was trying to kidnap Nellie?” Nick’s raised arms now flop to his sides and he heaves a heavy sigh – ending his outrageous story with a question which makes you laugh harder.

“That poor old man… good for you for wanting to protect your dog though, no? Even old men can be so dearly scary.” You’re currently sitting on top of a table so you cross your legs and poke Nick with the tip of your shoe. He lightly slaps your leg away with an eyeroll.

“Thank you but were you mocking me at the end?”

“No, I could never, sweetheart.”

From his cheeks down to his neck, red tint dusts them and he looks away. Aaron did not like that. Especially the petname, if he wasn’t frowning before, he definitely is now. Plus you haven’t even noticed him standing here this whole time?

//

(Newsflash Aaron, she dgaf about you! just kidding)

That… isn’t necessarily a canon thing from the story I just came up with something silly on the spot aha. Let me know if the writing form is alright for you and if you wanna change the reader’s gender!

This’ll be written after I finish another request first but I already have some notes/ideas written down for it so it’ll be done in a jiffy I hope :,) Thank you for requesting!

[cutecherrygirl]

Sunoo - Gummy bears and pleasure

Warnings: Smut, if you dont like when somone uses food in bed dont read this please 🙄😒😗, Oral sex

You are laying on your bed while Sunoo is in the shower. Your bare back is pressed against the soft sheets on the bed, your shirt is tossed somewhere in the room along with your night shorts. You're laying in only bra and panties. Your hair is wet since you took a shower before Sunoo and You're scrolling through your phone while eating gumny bears.

You pop the red gummy bear in your mouth tasting the sweet and sour cherry flavour. Few moments later, you hear the shower turn off and wet steps around the bathroom, you turn your head to the door and wait for your boyfriend to come out of the bathroom.

You loved watching Sunoo without short on, its your favourite thing, he doesn't have abs or muscles but was still shaped like greek god. He is so entirely beautiful and gorgeous. And the best of all, he is only yours.

The door handle of the bathroom shake slightly and the door opened revealing Sunoo with wet hair, one towel wrapped around his waist and one around his neck, he is followed by white steam from the hot shower he took. He looked so damn sexy. You bit your lip and went back to look at your phone.

Sunoo layed on the bed next to you and put his arm behind his head to rest his head on it, the other hand on his stomach and his eyes shot close.

"Give me one" he commanded and opened his mouth right after, you looked at him confused but then realised he is talking about gummy bears "get it yourself" you say with a smile. You liked teasing him, its fun to see his reactions, you both are sassy towards each other.

Sunoo sighed annoyed and reached his hand out to take handful of gummy bears but you took the bag and put it on the other side of the bed, out of his reach with a giggle.

"I swear" Sunoo Sighed again and just stayed still, you pout when you see he doesn't care at all, but then you get an idea. You take few gummy bears and place them on your stomach creating a line "baby" you say in seductive tone and Sunoo opens his eyes and looks at you his eyes immediately going to your stomach. You continue making line out of gumny bears, the line went from your chest down to your hips.

"Im not a dog, bitch" Sunoo said and you laughed "dog? Who called you that? This is just for fun". Sunoo chuckled and lifted himself from the laying position and on top of you (not laying on you) and kissed your lips. You kissed him back feeling water drops from his hair and on your forehead, Sunoo bit your lip and suck it right after which made you moan into the kiss.

Sunoo went down and kissed your chin then kissed from your chin to your jaw then down to your neck, he took his sweet time teasing you before going down to your breasts. Sunoo bit the fabric of your bra cup and pull it down with his teeth to reveal your right boob. You ran your fingers through his wet hair amd push his towards your exposed breast "relax" Sunoo said in low tone before wrapping his plump lips around your nipple and sucking it slightly. You leaned your head back and let out a soft gasp arching your back to press yourself more into Sunoo's mouth. Sunoo smirked and brushed his teeth around your nipple followed by his tongue. You felt like he could bite your nipple off any second but you knew he won't because who tf would do that 💀

He glanced up to see your head leaned back and your lip between your teeth, he went up and pecked your chin "you look so beautiful baby" he said in low voice before going down to your stomach and finally eating some gummy bears. He took each gummy bear in his mouth and chewed it slowly to tease you. When he got to the last gummy bear, he sucked it into his mouth and kept it there.

He looked at your white panties with mini ribbon in the middle and lace around it and smiled. He bit the fabric of your panties and pulled them down exposing you completely. Sunoo tossed the gummy bear in his mouth for a bit before sliding it between his lips and on your clit, the gumny bear us still pretty hard so it puts some pressure on "mhm" you moaned quietly and Sunoo smirked before pressing his lips against your clit and sucking it gently, the action made your hips jerk up a bit and Sunoo laughed "relax baby, or ill have to tie you down" he moved his mouth to your hole and slide his tongue in while pressing the gummy bear on your clit with his nose. You moved your body more down to ride his tongue but he wrapped his arm around your hips to keep you in place, he pushed two fingers inside you and start moving them in and out while sucking your clit and gumny bear. "Yes! Just like that!" You moaned and ran your fingers through his hair again and pushed his head more down which he didn't mind. "Im close" you whined and he Kept doing his tang, your back left the softness of the sheets as you arch it "Yes!!" You moaned loudly and came in Sunoo's mouth, he licked you dry before going up to you and pecking your lips, he slipped the gummy bear between his lips letting you bite off half of it so you can share (so romantic 😒).

He layed his hips between your thighs and kissed your lips passionately. He felt your legs vibrating from the previous activity and smiled to himself. "Do you want me to suck you off?" You whispered against his lips "No, I want to fuck you" he whispered back and went back to kissing you hungrily. You slide the towel off his hips using your legs, when the towel fell on the ground his dick flew up and hit his stomach. He grind his dick against your entrance few times before pushing inside. "Fuck" he groaned and bit your shoulder "why the fuck are you so tight still?" He asked and you just moaned and moved your hips against his making him start moving on his own.

He fucked his hips into yours hard and fast, you dig your nails into his back "Yes!! Oh my god baby!" You cried out as Sunoo ran his fingers through your hair and pull it backwards along with your head, he sucked your neck and throat while your crying of pleasure. After few moments, he flipped you on your stomach and smacked your ass before gripping your hips and holding them up so your ass is in the air then pounding into you again "God, you feel so good" Sunoo moaned and gripped your hips harder leaving red finger prints all over them, You try holding yourself up using your arms but failed and collapsed back into bed, Sunoo watched you while smirking, he ran his fingers through your hair again and pushed your head down into thr matress "you're such a good girl baby" he said softly abd increased his pace "you like when I fuck you hard and good? You like having my dick inside your wet hole?" He said as he gripped your hair, he was getting more turned on by his own words "are you going to cum for me baby?" You could only moan in response, you couldn't find words to say. Sunoo gripped your hips harder and pounding into you even faster and deeper "AHH!!!" You screamed "YES!! YES!!" you gripped the bed sheets as hard as you can, with one last thrust Sunoo cumes inside you and you with him. Sunoo pressed his hips against your ass for a few more moments, he felt his thighs shake slightly from all the pleasure "you did so well baby" he breathed out before collapsing next to you. You layer on your stomach trying to calm down from intense pleasure.

"Was I too rough?" Sunoo asked as he caressed your back with his fingers, you shook your head "no, it was perfect" you whispered before sitting up on your knees.

"Should we take shower, again?" You smiled down at him and he chuckled "lets chill a bit first" he said before pulling you on top of his and laying your head on his chest, you closed your eyes and sighed happily "i love you" you whispered "I love you too" he whispered back and kisses your head.

The whole time I was writing this, I imagined Sunoo with crown on his head lmfao 😭😭

[lovememoreplease]

Worth 10 points..

☆TW-nsfw, eating out (veritas), fingering, squirting, ratio getting called veritas, ftm!veritas, words pussy and core used on veritas, gn!reader a/n the 'k' on my keyboard is broken and it sometimes dont click so if there is any 'k' missing then im sorry. also im burned out as hell and the fact im 'slow writer' that gets burned out every week dont help with me wanting to write more but not being able to from lack of the ideas and motivation...

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veritas is a man with big ego that is hard to shatter. many people tried and even more failed as he always came back with sassy come back or insult. but when it came to you... he didnt mind it at all. he didnt mind your dirty talk or those playful insults flying his way. and he didnt mind as well having his legs spread open on his desk as you dive your head between his legs. he loved it in fact.

his hands tightly gripping your hair and tucking on them while few pathetic grunts leaves his lips. his teeth biting into his lower lip as he tries to hold on his leftover pride by trying to cancel the moans that so desperately tries to find their way out.

"fuck.." gasp leaves veritas mouth as he curse under his breath pulling your face closer. your tongue licking around the drenched hole of his while your nose brush around his swollen big clit. your and his eyes held in heated eye contact as it makes him weak even more. it was so easy for you to break him. small chuckle left you at the single though about it accidentally sending a wave of pleasurable vibrations through his core making him clench around nothing. "damn you" he whimper out pushing your head closer.

you ended teasing his entrance and moved instead to draw long licks along his labia while using your hand to spread his fat pussy lips for better access.

your hot breath down there making him shudder and soon choking out a moan as you suck on his clit and pres two fingers into his wet hole trying to find his sweet spot.

"y-y/n... dont tease me" he moan closing his eyes and letting his head fall to the back. he can feel all those licks and sucks you give him and even how your teeth graze against his hard clit. you pull away to reply. "im not teasing, honey." you said with chuckle rubbing his clit in fast motion and fingering him faster.

his legs closing around as he starts to shake from the sudden stimulation and pleasure. moans of your names and begs leaving his mouth as he breath heavy. eyes rolling to the back of his head as drool falls down his chin.

"fuc- ngh..ahh... baby im...mmh... close" veritas whimper out clenching around your fingers and you speed up your moves curling them even more to hit that one spot over and over while still moving two fingers up and down his clit. more of his fluids dripping down your hand to your wrists as he grip the wooden desk harshly.

after few more minutes he cums clenching around your fingers like vice and you place your mouth instead of your fingers on his hard nub giving few final sucks before he cum and squirt with loud moan. all his juices falling in your open mouth and down your chin as he breath harshly and shake.

"o-oh fu..ck" he choke out and look down at you. riding his orgams on your face rolling his hips. when he finish and let you pull away he smile softly at you. "i give it 10 points you know? you werent that bad" he said as the smile soon turns into a smirk. "huh? what are you doi- ahh!" he didnt finished as you dive back between his legs not giving him any more time to calm down.

[ultimateloserboy]

duck is such an expressive puppet and i love him SO much!! the amount of effort put into his puppetry completely blows me away!! yellow guy and red guy are very dangly, and dont get me wrong thats very in-character, but its so cool to me that duck is hardly ever still. i think its also funny that even tho hes a puppet he has more emotion and drama in his movements compared to red guy who is LITERALLY a whole human person. i think that says a lot about both of them personality wise. its silly to me but its also genuinely interesting. i love how his hands are almost always on his hips, even when hes sitting still. when hes talking his hands are always swinging around dramatically. he does all sorts of sassy little shakes and turns, hes just so expressive!! in one of my favorite behind the scenes pictures his little legs are crossed. i just think its neat how much extra effort they put in to show off ducks sass. and like i said, this isnt at all meant to overshadow yellow guys puppeteers or red guys actors at all, because theres lots of love and effort put into ALL aspects of the show, im just saying that duck especially has a lot of pizazz

and also baker terry does the best job ever at voicing him btw. i mean absolutely no offense when i say this, its a good thing even, but his voice has catastrophic levels of annoying fruity energy. like “hey guyssss 😍💖💅‼️” its so perfect it fits him so well

i think this is why its hard for me to see duck humanized. like with red guy and yellow its pretty easy to imagine them as people but when i think of duck i think of that damn puppet. i think of the three foot ankle biting little shit bird. i can hardly see him as a human person its just so hard. theyve put so much effort into bringing that puppet to life it feels almost wrong to imagine him as human. i love everyones human designs for him, and i have my own ideas of red and yellow guy but for him i just always hit a wall in my head. duck is perfect as he is to me i guess

[sarcasmo-mexicano]

Giving Astarion a ridiculously cute pet name (I particularly like Moon light cuz im like that). He absolutely despises it and cant stand how corny it sounds, tho he doesnt do anything to actually stop you from using it. When you call him like that, it sounds full of love and adoration and not mockery as he first thought. By a few days he is completely used to the name and mindlessly reacts to it and of course it bites him in the ass when you -without malice- use it while in public/in the camp. "Moon Light, could you pass that?" "Here, Darling" Everyone in the camp just freeze, eyes darting between you and Astarion. ¿Did you just call him "Moon Light"? AND ¿Did Astarion, sassy little shit extraordinare, responded? Astarion its too late to realize that he in fact has respond to it and now can feel every pair of eyes on him, he can see the baffle, the holding up their laughter, even a little bit of surprise. "DONT" He growls as a warning but its too late now. "You use petnames for each other!? Thats so cute!" Karlach chimes, unable to hold it any longer. "Moon…light?" Lae'zel mutters, eyebrown raised. "I guess its- appropriate" Gale adds. Its a non stop teasing and wondering if you have call him anything else and if its suited for him. It was a long day for Astarion.

[screampied]

dont get me lit. this fic has me squirming and crying DONT PLAY.

FIRST OF ALL AUFGHFFHF UR TELLING ME THEYRE FRENEMIES?? ALREADY BUSTED. the way the reader was like “i want you both” WHAT A WHOREEEE… (me too, girl, me too)

“yo” came. tojis voice?? saying yo??? DROOLING FUCK ME SILLY. “girl, bye” sassy ass bitch.. “inspiration, she says” “spit it out” STOPPTPYOTOTOTOR THEYRE SO FINEEEE.

the banter… him calling him a bum with the shut up.. ugh i need to get team tagged by frenemies irl. SUKUNA BITING THE PANTIES IM INTO THAT IM GONNA ACC SCREAM RN AUSGDGDHEUSHE THEN TOJI FUCKS MY THROAT IM LITERALLY GEEKING

toji has a happy trail. im walking through the trail to the destination of his tip. “spit the fuck on it” MDGGGFHFFFH YESSIR 😻 sukuna and cunt slapping DONT GET ME LIT. “eyes up here, eyes on me” im on fire.

AUGHHHH DID THEY JS LAUGH WHILE FUCKING ME IM GONNA START SQUIRTING THATS THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER I LOVE WHEN GUYS ACT LIKE BROS IN SMUT IM SO HAPPY RN 😻😻😻😻😻😻

“you coachin me how to fuck?” please. PLSPLSPLSPLPLSPLSPLSPSLPLSPSLS idk why im saying pls but PLEAASEEE ☹️☹️

“dont ya big guy?” i know you cant hear me, but i just moaned. BIG GUY?? BIG GUY????? im so lit call me mars im actually LIT ON FIREEE, SZA WAS RIGHT LIFES BETTER ON SATURN BC IM CURRENTLY BURNING IT DOWN.

A HEADLOCK???? HEALDOCK??/?1?1?2? IM ACC CRYING NOW I CANT DO THIS MY FINGERS ARE STUCK IN A CERTAIN MOTION IM PARALYSE DRNBEJSNENRBHEJE “upsie daisy” SRARATATWTWFEFEGEG AUGGHH MFFGGGHH IM GONNA ACC TOUCH MYSELF IM DONE.

“let her suck on your tits, big guy.” “wanna make toji a whiny little bitch?” can they make out 🙁 im hoping they do can they make out 😭 BOAFFFFF???????????? YESSIREE THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. oh?? “act like i wont k.o you right now” DROP DOWN STRIP AND FUCK FIGHT ON THE RING ILL BE THE REFEREE, FIRST TO MAN SQUIRT IN MY MOUTH LOSES 🗣️‼️ no? okay. lets see what they do next 😻

“donr play, yk it is” EEEEEEEEE IM GEEKED. BEND OVER??? ITS ACC YHAT KIND OF PARTY?? 😧 wait idk what to say.. the girl was too stunnned to speak?? wait. what? WHAT??

you fucking ended it when it was gonna get oily. 😐 but its okay i forgive you bc you made this divine ass fic i WILL be getting permanent finger cramps bc of you and thank you for such, im literally crying and kicking my feet :P

— PEARL ANONNN <3

UR SO SWEEEEEET THANK YOU SM FOR READING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏽 i always appreciate ur commentary sm u dunno how much this means :,)

i’m glad u liked the banter 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ tehe the best part for that fic was the dialogue between them bc aaaaaa. I NEEDTHEM SOOOO BADDDD hehe the ending i knowww right, it came to me last minute n i was like wait this is kinda 🌚🌚🌚🌚

[descendantofthesparrow]

Brutally honest thoughts on each character?

...*Each* character???? bruh thats so many, okay ill keep this short cuz im waiting for a haircut rn

well start with the vks cuz thats easy

Mal-started off strong and then just became...THE WORST, love hate relationship for her. shes my art block fix but also i hate her

Jay-i dont have strong opinions on him, he actually never stuck out to me other than 'obligatory jock dude of the friend group.' i wish i liked him more but im more attached to his fandom self over canon Jay

Evie-got boring after D1, i wish they let her keep her chemistry stuff, love her vibe but shes kinda boring to me. SHOULD'VE BEEN THE MC OVER MAL!!

Carlos- lots of lost potential with his tech stuff from the first book and movie. easily could've been an engineer or inventor but they just made him an animal lover and i got bored of that real quick.

Uma-my queen, my idol, can do no wrong i love her so much i WILL kill for her.

Harry-i love his dumbass so much YALL DONY EVEN KNOW I WANNA BITE HIM SO BAD

Gil-one of the few characters i felt actually...grew up? idk but hes one of the few characters were it actually feels like time passed for.

Dizzy-oooooooh honey, honey honey, sunshine baby, please, put the glue gun down.

Celia- they should've gone with her trailer persona. Her outfits are so bad and i wish she got better writing and designs, so much lost potential, also she should've been Jays pick.

Smee twins- why the fuck are they even here they had one line and no significance. also they should've had a Harry scene.

Aks

Ben-puppy boy, deserved to have doberman energy. got turned into a doormat by the writers and is unfairly hated.

Audrey-bitch queen, shes not a nice person and thats okay~ girlboss.

Chad- should've been the D3 villan they had that all set up in D2 with his weird ass attitude over Ben getting kidnapped on the isle.

Doug -....honestly gives me the ick, especially in D3, i HATE the long hair his actor had/has. gold is NOT his color and neither is pastel purple or green. he looked good in D1 but ICK for 2 and 3.

Jane- bby gurl, blue bird sweetheart. yeah she did some fucked up shit in D1 but she was an insecure 14 year old girl who got manipulated by Mal and other aks!!!

Lonnie- deserved so much better, shes Chinese why is she getting Japanese style stuff?!?! her plot in D2 didnt even do anything it just happened and no one cared and Jay just shoved his problems of girls playing roar onto her.

Beast- *inhale* i wanna kick his ass, and i could, lemme at him. how dare he force an entire kingdom on Ben at 16 when he didnt become king when he was 28(when he married Belle)

Belle- they took away her backbone, shes not Disney princess book worm and independent Belle. she just, lost the spark

FG- they turned her into a preschool teacher, GIVE ME MY OL COOKY FAIRY LADY BACK

Leah- *seething rage*

vk parents

Maleficent- fuckin love her, shes such a manipulative bitch and feels like a gone crazy version of a Maleficent made for kids. def not the mistress of all Evil but i love her nonetheless

EQ- shouldve been the head villain, SHE WAS THE FIRST DISNEY VILLAIN CMON! def not the same character from the animated movie but shes dramatic and sassy and i adore her.

Jafar- haha funny characature~ i wish he was more menacing like he had been. Jafar is not one of my fav villains so descendants jafar didnt exactly translate for me well.

Cruella- yeah they nailed her, no complaints about her. good design, good dialogue, good acting.

Hades- LEMME KICK HIS DEAD BEAT ASS, fucking 'daddy issues made you stronger' my butt. i hate his hair and honestly he doesnt fit the washed up punk design, he didnt deserve the speech at the end and didnt deserve to be forgiven by Mal.

Ursula- we only saw her tentacle and one line but she seemed spot on so yeah

Lady Tremaine- why the fuck was she nice in D3??? bitch is the EVIL stepmother.

Smee- spot on, i have words for his sons designs becuaee hes old not naturally white haired but hes chill, makes sense hed be a good parent, he never felt evil to me, just compliant

Facilier- such a vibe, his actor got him spot on, would've changed up his suit design but hes chill and i can see him being a family man(ignoring wicked world).

[aonungyou-shit]

Ma Rotxo {Prolouge}

DNI/BYF

Ma Rotxo Masterlist

Pairing: Roxto x Lo'ak Twin Sister! Reader

Synopsis: You are one hard headed. Crass and hard headed warrior. And you gather the attention of a gentle Metkayina boy.

Yes i moved this one over dont worry im working on the story now

To know love was one of the kindest of end games to know. 

Now. You had been standoffish. Crass and sometimes even mean when it came to potential suitors in your clan. Yes you warded off men and women alike. Often telling your parents you never had time for any of that sort. 

It wasn’t like there were many suitors after you. But when they were you chased them off. You were a Warrior and you knew what you wanted. 

You wanted someone who wasn’t a warrior. And unfortunately that's not the type of suitors you would get the attention of. 

Now moving to Awa’atlu was not in the plans. You figured at least moving somewhere different wouldn’t wouldn’t gain you attention. 

Well you weren’t exactly wrong. 

Now the attention you got was picking on you for your weird appearance. Yes you weren’t Metkayina and that was what stood out to most. 

But that didn’t seem to bother you. 

Ao’nung liked to pick on you. And you liked to pick on him back.  You were Mighty, strong alongside many other attributes. And just because he was the Olo’eyktan’s son doesn't mean you aren’t gonna give him his comeuppance . 

Maybe that’s what gained Roxto’s attention. He didn’t see the reason to tease you for how you look or who you are. You were a Warrior just like your older brother Neteyam. And unlike your Twin You were mature, Never seeking trouble. 

Perhaps it was also the fact of how you presented yourself too. Strong. Not gentle and kind how he had known all the metkayina girls to present themselves as. 

And not that there wasn’t anything wrong with that. Growing up with five little sisters and his mother and Grandmother he had learned to respect a strong woman. And maybe that's why he hadn’t pursued anyone at all because of that reason.

The women in his life were always headstrong. Not only his mother and grandmother. But Tsahik as well. It always seemed he was surrounded by those women. And he liked them. 

So by default he liked you. And at first that's all it was. Just admiration. Perhaps thats how all Omatikaya girls were? 

He just knew that when he got to teach with Tsireya and Ao’nung you were a refreshing sigh. 

Kiri was also like you. But also less of you. Sassy, sarcastic and always giving back some bite too. But From what she heard she didn’t seek trouble. Didn’t want to fight like how your brothers did. 

You on the other hand? Scolded your brothers much worse than your mother could. 

Not that he had seen it, But he got to hear it from lo’ak the following day. 

He never got much time to talk to you. And maybe that’s whats puzzling him tonight. 

He was no hunter. No warrior. Just a free diver. But oftentimes being the only man of his family clan. He would go out and hunt some food for his family. 

Not that he was the best. But being friends with Ao’nung had its benefits. Mostly for teaching him how to hunt and throw a spear. 

Tonight his mother noticed his lack of being all there. As was his littlest sister asking him if he could braid her hairs again all pretty like too. 

“Roxto?” 

“Huh? What is it, grandmother?” 

“Are you alright maitan? You seem to have your mind occupied” his mother asked. 

Roxto bit his lip. Looking down at his food before finally speaking. 

“I think of a girl” He admitted making all of them stop their chatter and their shuffling as they all looked at him. 

“Oh Eywa! Mother its happening!” His mother said with a cheerful smile. Clapping his hands together

“What? What’s happening?”

“Oh my boy! You are thinking of a girl! Oh our little Mans thinking of a girl” 

Now Rotxo was a little embarrassed. Sure he’s never thought about a girl as deeply as you. But that didn't really mean anything. 

“Oh no no! Its just. She’s very strong. A mighty warrior and im just a … just a diver. I'm sure even if i did Think about her this way. She would want a mighty Warrior for herself” he excused 

“Why wouldn’t anyone want you Tsmukan?  You’re very nice and you are very strong” His littlest sister comments.

Rotxo could only smile. “Thank you Mi’tik” He said kissing her head before working on doing her hair. 

“Maitan.. Why do you think of this girl if you didnt wish to court her?” 

“I’m sorry Sa’nok  but i think that’s not for me. I got a lot of little gifts to take care of after all” 

His mother watched as he pressed his head of his littlest sister before sharing a look with her own mother. 

“Tsmukan! Do you think you can take us to meet your new girlfriend?” Tamey asked. 

Looking at all his sister’s eyes All little gifts now his greatest pain. 

And he knew he was a sucker for their little eyes that pleaded for them to spend time with him. Groaning he smiled 

“Oh Alright  Alright!” Roxto agreed. 

And unfortunately by the next morning All five little monsters were asking you questions. Making you Finally look at Rotxo for more than just teaching lessons.

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Taglist: 34/34

[silvermistcosmos]

▬▬  enhypen headcanon - when their s/o pulls another member’s photocard

PAIRING. enhypen x reader

GENRE. fluff //  headcanon 

WARNINGS. N/A

A/N. i’m so sorry for not posting in literally forever, but i’m hoping i can start posting more consistently again.

# heeseung

will not let you find out that he’s jealous!! 

when you pulled jungwon’s photocard, he instantly fake smiled and cheered with you. 

but when you left the dorm that night, doom happened.

jkjk but he would go to jungwon’s room and rant to him about how sad he was that you were so excited about pulling his photocard

and jungwon’s flattered self did NOT help the situation.

“I just don’t understand...why does she have to pull your photocard? like..im her boyfriend!”

he THOUGHT he could trust jungwon with the secret...but nah, the next day, he found out that jungwon tattled to you. 

“aww, hee, why are you jealous? it’s not like they can help who’s photocard i get.”

“jealous? what? who said i was jealous?” 

“jungwon called me last night.” you laughed. 

“jungwon...” he annoyingly said, biting his lip. 

“dont worry, dont worry, i’ll pull your photocard eventually.” 

“you better”

# jay

tries to play it cool 

when you open your album and see the sunghoon photocard, you get all excited and immediately take a picture of it. 

you start texting sunghoon letting him know what you got. 

jay rolled his eyes while you were looking down and stole your phone before you could press ‘send’, “why all excited over it? it’s just a photocard?” 

“Pa-lease! you would totally have a different reaction if i got your photocard.” you raised your brow, “I’m right, aren’t i?”

“No..pfft, it’s just a photo. you can just look at us in person....” he started, “plus, he’s not that handsome.” he mumbled. 

“You are so jealous!” You teased, laughing. 

“Stop!!!” he whined. 

you composed yourself, patting his shoulder, “don’t worry, i have a whole collection of your photocards.” 

# jake 

will try to be happy for you

the poor boy would be soooo disappointed that you didn’t pull his photocard, not really jealous that you got jay’s, but just because he wanted you to pull his.

but seeing you so happy, he tried not to show it too much 

“oh my gosh, jay looks so cool in this one! i should put it into the scrapbook im making.” 

“yeah...that’s awesome, you really should!” 

sooner or later, you ended up finding out just how disappointed he was

so you went online and bought another album and another and another till you got Jake’s just so you could watch his face light up at it. 

he would give you many many many cuddles not knowing how many albums you bought so you could get his photocard in front of him. 

yeah, you’re a really good girlfriend.

# sunghoon

won’t skip a beat before rolling his eyes and snatching Heeseung’s photocard right from your hands.

Looks at you straight in the eyes with a raised brow and rips it leaving you SHOCKED!! 

like you just blink a couple times before taking it in then you open your mouth wide. 

“Sunghoon, what was that? I needed that photocard!!” 

“Needed?” He scoffed, “If you really need a photocard, I came prepared.” 

He pulls out his own photocard from his wallet and hands it to you. 

“Really? You keep your photocards in your wallet?” 

“I keep a supply” He shrugs, “In case there isn’t a mirror around and I want to see my handsome face.” 

“Oh my God...” 

# sunoo 

offended!! 

for real, he’s jealous and he won’t even try to hide it. 

when he saw your eyes “light up” when you pulled Jake’s photocard, he instantly went to sassy mode. 

“why do you look so happy?” he crossed his arms and rolled his eyes with his iconic disgusted face. 

“because i can add this to my jake collection!” you got up and ran to your room to add it to your “collection”. 

w i l l  c h a s e  a f t e r  y o u 

honestly, you knew he was jealous so you were just teasing him. why? cause it’s fun!

“WHAT JAKE COLLECTION!??!” 

will tickle you until you finally tell him you were just teasing him. 

he might sulk at you for a few hours, but he’ll be okay again if you just give him a few kisses. 

# jungwon

HE WILL BUY YOU ANOTHER ALBUM!!! 

he’s said before that he’s a jealous person and that just shows here

when you got a niki photocard, he didn’t really say anything at first

but a few days later you found another album come in the mail.

when you asked him WHY you had another album in the mail (not like you were complaining) he just shrugged it off and casually asked you to see who’s photocard you got. 

“Oh my gosh...you got me as your photocard!!! what a coincidence!!” 

“wonnie, the package looks like someone had opened it...” 

“must’ve came damaged...” he played it off. 

yeah, he may have rigged that one...but you’ll never find out.

# niki

starts acting like it’s their fault. 

will make snide comments right when you pull out Sunghoon’s photocard like it was your fault.

“you’re joking. why would you pull Sunghoon’s photocard, y/n?” he rolls his eyes. 

“Yes....that’s totally my fault.” you raised your brow sarcastically,  “Niki, I wasn’t even the one who BOUGHT the album!! you did!!” 

“hey now, don’t blame this crime on me!” he shook his head before taking the photocard away from you, “it’s neither of our faults. It’s actually sunghoons’.” He glared at his picture before standing up. 

“where are you going?” 

“giving this boy a lecture about letting my girlfriend pull his photocard.” 

“Niki, what? Sunghoon doesn’t even-”

“Shut!” 

And with that, niki left and gave sunghoon a long lecture. 

enhypen taglist - @love-4-keum

permanent taglist - @flo-i @deafeningballoonnacho​ @luveuly​ @tyunni​ 

if you want to get tagged when I post new writing pieces, just send me an ask and I’ll add you to my taglist

[xunkun]

Rei/Kaoru Headcanons

insanity and mental unwellness illustrated by local tumblr user vex

i hate them. i hope they die.

the longer I write this, the more self indulgent htis gets.

i dont recommend reading all of it...............................................

rei fell first, kaoru fell harder

but theyre both insufferable about each other

clingy!!! they're very cligny!! I think rei moreso

which is why I think one of their love languages is physical touch

when at work they're a little more decent and professional

hand holding/squeezing, hugs

if no one else is in the vicinity, little pecks on the cheek

the occasional slap of the ass, of course

rei's winning by 4 slaps

this is somehow about to get even more self indulgent

reikao bisexuality hear me out below**

kaoru keeping rei in line when in public yeah

surprisignly rei would be the one best at handling their relationship on more professional matters

i think they wouldnt really publicly state their relationship

keeping it ambiguous yk partially for privacy

so when they get asked about their relationship in public like during interviews, rei would always handle answering those questions best

!! Kaoru —

bisexual king obviously**

as much as i love whimpering-pathetic-blushing-mess kaoru,

i think kaoru is better at holding himself together (in public) if rei's teasing him, the only tell would be his face flushing.

i think he wouldve at least learned/picked something up from his casanova days and be able to play it cool??????

please get your act together kaoru

reminder this guy could pull like. a bunch of girls??? like way too many.. like how did they not tell each other about him....

but like there's a reason as to why he was able to right?? right??

sassy kaoru pleasee

jealous/possessive kaoru would be so cute like im just picturing like a furry cat (or fox. cuz...) with it's tail all poofy and sticking up

or like he gets pouty

ohh rei would definitely find that adorable

vex shutting the fuck up challenege (impossible)

maybe he would get moody and even more sassier with rei... and try getting his attention more.. yeah..

what if he got insecure though. and vice versa rei gets insecure and starts doubting himself.

the other would definitely reassure him and give little kisses and snuggles hell yeah

problem solved

love wins

!! Rei —

i think rei would really like. nibbling/biting

gotta put those incisors to good use right

bisexual rei hc**

2nd year rei just wanted to find anything he could get a kick out of

i like to think he started out more straight leaning but he decided to give boys a try

whats more exciting than that right

its like midnight on a weekday as i write this

more about ore rei bc im very normal about him

i geniunely think that man has game despite *vaguely gestures* his chronic baby girl syndrome. same thing as kaoru

going to incorporate the motorcycle in the anime rei had

that was hot as fuck

who wouldnt be attracted

jealous/possessive rei

insert screencap of that one line where rei goes dont get too chummy with kaoru cuz hes mine

i think hed also be even more attention seeking and clingier

definitely would be pouty

i know one of rei’s love languages is giving affirmations

ok thats it i need to post this before this gets even more out of hand im sorry if you actually read up to here

[twsthc]

twst character playlists pt. 2 🎧☆

��️ warnings: not a warning but i just wanted to say that i have 2-3 asks in my drafts rn!!! i have not been ignoring you ive been procrastinating studying for finals and sleeping ^_^!!! they should be answered soon i prommy, ty for ur patience <3

last updated: december 17, 2023

🌹 🎼

Riddle: Red Velvet - Day 1 , Lee Hi - Only , Laufey - Promise , Beabadoobe - Glue Song , Men I Trust - Show Me How , Humming Urban Stereo - Banana Shake

cutie patootie basically

also music thats easy to study to!!! i just swiped this from my study playlist.

Ace: VANO 3000 - Running Away [adult swim] , Gorillaz Ft. Kali Uchis - She's My Collar , Worthikids - Friends In Low Places , Joey Valence & Brae - GUMDROP

music i listen to in roller skating rinks and drinking slurpees and crying

only ace uses a skateboard and probably wouldn't be crying and would drink the cola icee instead of the blue raspberry one

Deuce: AC/DC - Highway to Hell , Dominic Fike - Mama's Boy , The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) , Army Of Lovers - Crucified , Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Bad Reputation

"ACDC stands for acedeuce" -someone from the twsthc server

ummm not really much to add to this. deucepel canon. join my server

Cater: Aliyah's Interlude - IT GIRL , Girls Generation - Gee , IVE 아이브 - After LIKE , NewJeans - Super Shy , LE SSERAFIM - Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard's wife

BITCH, YOU KNOW IM SEXY. UGH! DONT CALL, JUST TEXT ME XP

cater is a kpop stan and knows all the lyrics and dances and hums them randomly whilst walking down the hallway i saw her

Trey: Fuji Kaze - Shinunoga E-Wa , CAFUNÉ - Tek It , monsune - OUTTA MY MIND , piri & tommy - soft spot , Essosa - Waste My Time , Tatsuro Yamashita - Fragile

chill as fuck. in his zone. moisturized. at peace.

he plays this on low levels as he bakes and while hes studying

🥩🎶

Leona: SZA - Broken Clocks , Childish Gambino - Redbone , Kendrick Lamar , Money Trees , Tyler, The Creator - See You Again , willowsmith - Wait a Minute! , Tyla - Water

leona is a part of the sassy male apocalypse

listens to Broken Clocks while its raining like he just went thru a breakup (he didnt)

Ruggie: Chief Keef - I Don't Like , jnhygs - JERK! , babyxsosa - EVERYWHERE I GO , Flo Milli - Conceited , Ice Spice - Princess Diana , Brent Faiyaz - Been Away (Jersey Club Remix) 

n i just fell n luv w a gangster, so he put my name n a tatt

but i dont let em come 2 the crib, so we get it on where we at

Jack: Outkast - Ms. Jackson , Destiny's Child - Bills, Bills, Bills , The Notorious B.I.G - Big Poppa , MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes , 2Pac - California Love

lalalalalaaa

my favorite african american

🫧🎵

Azul: Queen - Killer Queen , Joan Sebastion - Secreto de Amor , Caravan Palace - Rock It For Me , Lady Gaga - Americano , Chicago - We Both Reached For the Gun

once again older jazzy sounding songs

also electroswing. the octatrio are electroswing, and the Chicago musical

Jade: The Buttress - Brutus , Elita Harkov - Sour Switchblade , Elita Harkov - Mentally Not Here , KikuoHana - 不幸屋の娘 , NASTYONA - 09 요단강

in part one i put their cute girly girl hiking mushroom collecting playlist but here is their fucked up evil plotting and biting playlist

also useful for studying and lounge shifts! three in one!

Floyd: DIGITAL CIRCUS - Pilot Official Soundtrack , Kikuo - 天国へ行こう , Rufus Wainwright - Another Believer , Chuu - Heart Attack (sped up) , SB Soundtrack - Clownfish Capers

what can i say

silly goofy music for a silly goofy guy

🌞🎼

Kalim: Heavenly - P.U.N.K Girl , No Doubt - Just A Girl , TWINKLE ♡ HEART/jun 音源 , Cascada - Everytime We Touch (Nightcore) , Dolly Style - Cherry Gum (Nightcore) , S3RL - All That I Need

hime gyaru kalim lives

i snuck in nightcore and S3RL im really not sorry

Jamil: Marie Madeleine - Swimming Pool , X-RAY SPEX - I Am a Poseur , Vundabar - Alien Blues , Memo Boy - Insomniac

just a girl

👑🎶

Vil: Lady Gaga - Beautiful, Dirty, Rich , Barry Manilow - At the Copa , NewJeans - ETA , Judy Singh - Up and Down , Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me

Epel: MF DOOM - Doomsday , Primus - The Devil Went Down To Georgia , The Crane Wives - The Moon Will Sing , October Country - My Girlfriend Is a Witch ,

The Devil Went Down To Georgia is the type of shit epel would listen to while performing the most back breaking nail chipping farm chores

Rook: I Monster - Lust for a Vampyr , Kali Uchis - I Wish you Roses , peace - stolen dance , Lamp - From The Window ,

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Idia: TOPHAMHAT-KYO -Princess♂ , LamazeP - 難聴系男子が倒せない , Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan OP , BLEND-A - Bon Appetit S , Bakudan Poppy - Oha-Yo-del , Dancing Samurai

🐉🎼

Malleus: Soap&Skin - Me and the Devil , Yoko Kanno - Green Bird

Silver: Korn - All in the Family , batta - chase , Lil Boodang - Jesus Don't Like That I'm Gay but Satans Cool With It , My Chemical Romance - Teenagers ,

yes thats the name of that song

emo teen music, not cos theyre an emo teen but cos lilia introduced the genre

Sebek: deaf, doesn't listen to music

Lilia: BABYMETAL - Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!!! , Graveyardguy (feat. Slayyyter) - Final Girl , NANAOAKARI - One Room Sugar Life

[baraqi]

have you seen sunoo in the super recent live in tokyo? HIS BICEPS 🥵 anyway, im a new follower so i dont really know if you've answered an ask like this before but... knowing how sassy and talkative sunoo is, i just know he'd be into dirty talk and degrading you in bed aaaaaand i kinda think he's a dom djdhfjdjjdfi

YES I WANNA BITE HIS ARM FR

he for sure would. like at the beginning he’d be a bit shy n just praise u but when he gets more relaxed around u he has no problem calling u names. it wouldn’t have been sex if he hasn’t called u his whore at least once

[sleepingbutawake]

What i think of you based on your obey me kin (as a belphie kinnie)

Lucifer

Y'all hot as fuck

Where is your classical music playlist

I know you guys have a good taste in this

Why is there so much coffee mugs?! Wait, is this one tea?

Always the responsible one huh?

Giving me parent of the group or eldest sibling energy tbh

Y'all always say „stay safe” at some point so im now gonna say it to you

Stay safe, drink water, sleep and dont worry *sends virtual hug* <3

Mammon

Y'all funny as fuck

They think you're stupid but there are always some suprised up your sleeve

Sassy vibe for me

Either the child or the crackhead of the group

Either falling for the "yo mama" or "deez nuts" jokes or making them

You like fancy things

Material gworl and thats end of sentense

Dont forget to drink water, have a rest and challinge someone to your favorite card game (i know you'll win tho-)

Levi

You guys alre shy

But not "👉👈, 😢" shy

Like this " 😐,🕴️" shy

Memes = love language

Pls share with me your anime list

I think you hate physical touch but also craves physical touch

You have that gamer Rage but mostly a pretty chill person

Im not even gonna question your sleep schedule

Just a reminder to drink water, eat your veggies and beat some asses in online games 😉

Satan

What number is the book your reading rn?

I wanna see your libraly card

It's the Dark academia aestetic for me

Youre giving me vibe of old libraly in a rainy day

*daddy issues by The Neighborhood starts playing in the back round*

Anger issues dont lie to me

You like to cause mischief or pranking people

Cat person

Also a reminder to stay to stay safe and drink water

Asmo

Sassy/wine aunt friend of the group

I know you have some good tea to spill

Material gworl 2.0

You're pretty hot ngl

Sweet but you will burn anyone in a roast battle

*shows you my nails* ok, sweetie, your turn

Dirty minded and dont try to hide it

You're a fashion specialist to me and i aint taking it back

Selfie queen

Reminder to take care, drink water and tell everyone to fuck off who doesnt respect you for who you are :) <3

Beel

You have a golden retriever energy for me and i love that

„Love goes throught stomach.” and no explanation needed

I think you have soft spot for your family

Mostly chill but you will wreck someone's shit if they cross the line

Reminder to eat, drink water and stay safe <3

Belphie

Lets be honest

Sleeps whole night and you're still tired

Same

I think you still sleep with plushies, dw me too i have 5 hbu?

Sleep = best solution to all problems

You sleep in school and still have good grades

You're in school just bc of the drama but shhh

Knows all the tea

Its the Dark humor and phonk/metal music for me

Probably you also like to watch some murder mysteries or horrors or some really creepy shit

Dark colored baggy clothes it is

Your clothing style is either full emo with chains and rings or pajamas no in between

You respect peoples opinion about Belphie but if someone starts talking real shit about him....shit's about to go down

You bite and i aint taking it back

Reminder to sleep well, drink water, eat, beat some asses and dm me if you wanna be mutuals <3

(No but srsly if you wanna be mutuals pls dm me on tumblr)