#im so glad i found u !!!!

[obsob]

ITS YOU!!! ITS THE CAT ARTIST!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

its me !

[hgduo]

AND HGDUO/GOSSIPDUO/QMOCKINGJAYS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!

[firstofficerkittycat]

[sexting u] ur 1960s kirk spock internalised homophobia analysis wouldnt make it 5 seconds on twitter

[puppyeared]

if escape rooms as team building exercises became popular im not sure if id be more excited or terrified

[fatuismooches]

LOL i lost my glasses recently (found them again, don’t worry) and i was stressing and what was worse was that i was working too

i’d like to imagine that dottore just comes to check on darling and they’re just stressing out because they’ve got lots of work to do (can’t be slacking off even when i’m sick. i love overworking 👍) but they can’t even see what they’re doing because they’ve lost their glasses

turns out, they were on the nightstand the whole time

i’m very forgetful and it is such a pain to forget where everything is — it makes me stress out so badly

i just think he probably wouldn’t be very amused but is probably used to it by now that he’s trying to find a solution to darling’s forgetfulness

also, how’s your day been? make sure to stay hydrated and get lots of rest too!

— (🍊) anon

Dottore acts annoyed and all at first, but as time goes on he's a bit worried about you, forgetting minor stuff is one thing, but what if something serious happens and you can't remember? He won't stand for you getting hurt while he's around. And more importantly, he wants you to live a better life, one that isn't hindered by your memory. Seeing you stressed and upset is of no benefit to either of you. So often times he finds himself working on a cure in his lab. Totally not because he cares about you too much - he just wants you to be more productive and useful to him, that's what he claims at least.

Thankfully, at the very least, you have a lot of segments to remember for you. They've learned to have hawk eyes on your glasses and any other items you're prone to losing. Perhaps at some point, they each have another pair of glasses in their room for you just in case neither of you can find it. Maybe some kind of tracker is embedded in the glasses too? A voice recording for you to listen to with places where you usually leave things. Whatever can help you find them.

Even if none of the older segments are available to help you, you still have a very reliable helper whose name is Zandy! Despite his age, he takes his job of helping you very seriously. You find it cute how he has a list of items he reads out to you that you check to make sure you have. Even though he's still a child, enhanced memory comes with being a segment.

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

[upsidedowngrass]

can you draw someone holding your liam design like a cat and hes cat sized and hes doing the leg sticky outy thing pls this is very important

I SURE CAN!!!

[cannibalismyuri]

just had the best chole bhature, meethi lassi, samosa chaat and rasgulla. i am Content.

[unopenablebox]

also. what would authors even do if they couldn't have jewish characters alert other characters about how they don't eat pork

[acanthemp3]

i cant go more than 3 years without some cruel and unusual fate befalling the exact same molar and we're finally putting it out of its misery as soon as this surgeon can get me in (in like a month) gruesome details in the tags bc i love to overshare

[nightfallsystem]

u guys ever think about killing urself for everyone elses sake.

just so people wont have to go thru the annoyance of talking to me or the disgust of seeing my face so they can be happier by talking to their other friends instead of me so they dont have to deal with my actual fucking stupidity

[lycanthian]

one thing about me js that i be in love

[brainworm-blitz]

happy ace week to all the aces that were actually horrified/devastated to realize they were ace. btw.

I love u.

[toastsnaffler]

my roommate said she finds jobhunting fun bc it gives her the illusion of feeling wanted when they call her back. do I need to intervene

[theloveinc]

re: ur post about chubby reader fic

the way a lot of those fics are written, more often than not, are too niche (in the already niche chubby reader fic category) because they're so specific to the author's insecurities re: their appearance/weight and what they want to hear. which is totally valid, but it makes them hard to relate to because of it. also i think people feel they need over exaggerate these things sometimes to like… make sure these things are acknowledged, so the fic can't be read w/o these parts of it. it's great if that works for you, and helps you feel better but. like. i grew up fat and still am but have a hard time reading 90% of the chubby reader fics i come across bc the being so blatant abt the reader's characteristics like that make me wanna crawl in a hole and die lmao.

you are so !! right!!! It's just so irritating because theoretically, i'd love to enjoy fics for people of different body types, and i WANT to... but the more blatant and obvious descriptions start feeling the less care i feel like has been put into making the work body positive, even if it does cater to the author/request's needs.

and maybe insecurity fics are one thing and do serve a great purpose. but... i've found as i've gotten older, i feel better the less my body gets focused on, not because i'm ashamed, but because that way i'm able to simply feel NORMAL. i used to be such a... body-neutrality denier but now it's like. PLEASE. i beg for it.

now, when i read writing, and i HOPE for my writing, i enjoy more subtle nods to body characteristics that actually benefit the imagery rather than the ... meaning.

[mariatesstruther]

Hi, I just wanted to say that ur content brings me joy each day, and u have helped me to accept my autism so much. Ily💗💕

YOU GUYS CANT SEND ME STUFF LIKE THSI ILL DROWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS