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xanyiaz · 1 month

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david shaw

#im so sorry i dont make the rules #but in this case i do #its literally him #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted verse #redacted fandom #redacted david #redacted davey #redacted audio david #redacted asmr david

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lexezombie · 3 months

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Maybe putting a 7ft metal creature on unstable wheels is a bad idea--

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tubbytarchia · 3 months

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Oh, I'll bow my head, I'll clip my wings I was never gonna make it anyway (x)

#haha whats this doing here I dont remember drawing this #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #trafficblr #thank you to the person who introduced me to this song among others in the Jimmy brainrot #you know who you are #it was Bree #tubby art #Im not going to expand on ideas here lol but fuck yeah Jimmy clipped wing symbolism #sorry to anyone whos annoyed by the constant canary theme etc but dude its way too good symbolism and imagery sorry #I dont make the rules #this is why his character is so cool and compelling and makes me wanna rip my hair out #Jimmy is a very good and capable man. I hope the angst art etc doesnt make people think that I think otherwise #you can be cool and capable and still suffer baby!!!

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gunsatthaphan · 4 months

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"I now have the courage to do things I never thought I'd do."

#cherry magic #cherry magic th #taynew #karanachi #karan x achi #cherry magic th ep9 #tay tawan #new thitipoom #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #EVERYBODY SHUT UP ITS BEEN 5 YEARS #😭😭😭#this was so sweet pls im in awe #never thought they would actually kith #you're not allowed to say anything bad about this sorry #i dont make the rules #twitter is gonna explode lmao #i love this silly little show sm 🥺

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:

A house is a place with four walls and a floor,

with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.

There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,

and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.

Your house is a mirror of just who you are,

A reflection that tells you to never stray far.

Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).

ohhhh this. i like this...

bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...

& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!

#and who cares if warlocks cant / dont canonically do that!#im not here to follow rules im here to Have Fun!#also the poem is even more fitting for this au given the nature of wally & home's pact #a manifestation like this must take so much power... and i imagine it makes them Way more vulnerable than one would guess #i mean home would just be out in the open. no protective shell or nothing.#and if home dies wally dies #they'd probably need to be at full power/strength or pretty near to it in order to pull off a full summoning #its a party trick to be pulled out only in the most dire of situations!#rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #this was an Incredibly fun scribble!#a bit of a challenge and very rewarding!#also his outfit is just so fun to draw #i love giving characters So Many Layers and then immediately ripping those layers off #im starting to wonder why my first instinct with wally is to make him Show Chest #deepen that V! pop those buttons! in this house wally darling shows nonexistent cleavage!#ok sorry. in my defense its 3 am and i didnt sleep well last night anyway #actually no im not sorry #wally is attractive and i Will take advantage of that canon fact #disclaimer: i do not find him attractive in a 👀 way. hes a pet cat to me #a really fucked up pet cat...

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sketchy-tour · 8 months

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While I scream into the void of not finishing any art, have this silly oc interaction of Dandy and Will cause Will's hands are huge and I couldn't stop thinking about how tiny he'd make Dandy's hands look in comparison.

Will Wayward belongs to the lovely @kandavers

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home oc #welcome home original character #dandy leon #will wayward #sketches #my art #kandavers #Hey remember when I said I'd post some finished art before making yall look at my sketches again??? I LIED #Im sorry I've just been doodling so much instead of finishing shit #I've been drawing...a LOT of oc interactions #And I keep wanting to post them but they're ALL sketches #would you guys hate me if I was true to my name and sketched all the time???#lmao im kidding I know yall wouldnt hate me but I do feel kinda bad cause I love posting finished colored art #but I am also a man with little time because of work and sketching is how I relax #Maybe I'll sketch dump a lot of them so yall dont get spammed #this one gets its own post tho #dont ask me i dont make the rules

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iguessitsjustme · 5 months

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I want Mhok to truly ghost. Disappear. I want Porjai to call Night looking for Day and for Day to tell her what happened. I want her to show up and yell at Day and let all of her worried about Mhok come to the surface. I want her to say “the last time I couldn’t find him, his sister died. What if it’s him this time?” I want Mhok to go to Hawaii and send Porjai a post card so she knows he’s alright. And I want Day to spend the time skip becoming independent and capable and worried. So, so worried because Mhok is gone and he has no way to know anything. Day’s gone to his house to find it vacant. Eventually Porjai tells him she got the post card so she knows Mhok is okay but that’s it. Day has to live with his regret. That *he* put his blindness over Mhok’s feelings and pain and hurt. And now Mhok is gone.

#last twilight #last twlight the series #last twilight series #last twilight bl #woke up and im still bitter about it #i was so angry last night i didnt even eat my cake #do you know how bad it has to be for me not to eat my cake????#to not have my little treat????#fuck episode 11 and the formulaic need for drama #episode 11 can only have drama if its not stupid and doesnt suck #if you just add drama because it’s episode 11 and needed then i eat you #sorry i dont make the rules

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luhman16 · 20 hours

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Saw a post earlier about software and hardware (slightly edited)

#luh's drawings #art #drawing #nine sols #ninesols #九日 #nine sols yi #nine sols kuafu #nine sols shuanshuan #nine sols ruyi #nine sols kuafy #im gonna change the ship name from kuafi to kuafy just so its easier to tell apart from yi and ji and im like the only one using it on here #so i can basically able to do anything and make the rules lol #AGAIN SORRY about the suggestive joke. i dont usually make them so i feel awkward posting one but its chill they are 500+ years old #at first the only punchline was just the im software but then huh- yeah you can guess the rest (kuafy mind virus)#and hes whispering the joke to kuafu #yi is like damn that beautiful is just so darn soft holllyyy #Drawing solarians with tails REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US GHAAAA i think they should have tails

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karinmisono · 11 months

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#magireco #pmmm #magia record #fanart #madoka magica #puella magia madoka magica #kaede akino #rena minami #minami rena #akino kaede #kaerena #momoko togame #kind of #togame momoko #sorry guys! this is canon! i dont make the rules here #also kaede's fursona would be a deer #you know im actually thinking of making furry designs of magireco characters for funzies #i already have an iroha one collecting dust in my procreate gallery #im not too proud of the design itself though so I'll probably redo it

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karamazovanon · 8 months

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controversial opinion maybe but it BEWILDERS me when people (mostly americans ime) genuinely seriously with their whole chest complain about how impossibly hard russian names are. like. do a single google search. i don't see how you can comprehend that charles = chuck and margaret = peggy but can't fathom that rodion = rodya. how is this such a huge barrier of entry for people

#and this doesnt apply to ESL ppl or any other ppl who have actual reasons like dyslexia or something #im talking about other americans who go yeah i had to stop reading bc i couldnt understand the names #how are you seeing different cultural naming conventions as an unsurpassable barrier that forces you to quit and give up on ever reading it #instead of an opportunity to learn and expand your narrow worldview?????? and over something SO SIMPLE??????????#like i know damn well yall know a katherine that goes by katie or a john that goes by jack #and those make even less sense than something like aleksey -> alyosha!#there are general rules and patterns unlike english! like the progression from aleksey -> alyosha -> alyoshka -> alyoshechka is so easy to #comprehend i dont understand how its SUCH a common complaint #i definitely understand the struggle of keeping characters straight when they have the same first name #like katerina ivanovna and katerina ospovna in t/bk etc #and of course the names in general are something you have to adjust to if youve never encountered it before! it takes a bit of thought #but its NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE and its asinine to shrug your shoulders and say welp guess im incapable of ever reading any ruslit!#like ohhh my goddd it grinds my gears so bad #bare minimum effort #anontalks #sorry for rant but i keep fucking seeing this shit and it rubs me the wrong way every time #like yeah its funny that dunya = avdotya and grushenka = agrafena #but richard = dick and elizabeth = betty so who fucking cares read the damn book

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sentientstump · 11 months

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stylish!

#its no stump hyperfixation without suits and formal clothes art at some point #thats a must. otherwise its no hyperfix xD i dont make the rules (even tho i do-)#sorry hermitcraft fans (...you were here all this time while i was posting team canada?? i guess you wont be leaving now too- 'xD)#sorry team canada fans u_u you can at least have new series to watch almost daily! aint that the nicest thing?#sighhh im so normal #hylics #hylics 2 #dedusmuln #wayne hylics #somsnosa #pongorma #artstump

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puppyeared · 5 months

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i wrote this as a joke because I wanted to strangle a guy watching tiktoks without headphones on the bus, but im genuinely disturbed that we've gotten to a point where convenience comes first. and it depresses me even more that its used to justify and monetize greed

#like we have so many ways of doing things that could help us in the long run but because we're told it requires more work we just cant #its too resource intensive. or maybe its too much to maintain. we have to overlook benefits so money can go into more important things #we teach each other to do things a certain way so it works for everyone but who was it convenient for first? what abt who it might hurt?#i have to wonder if the rules our current system uses is worth listening to or following if it doesnt have our best interests in mind. u an #me and the ppl around us.. would we be better off if i ate my meals knowing the person who grew it wanted to feed others the way they could #feed themselves? and that isnt to say we're going to be happy doing it but i guess satisfied that its helping someone instead of quietly #accepting that itll eventually go in the dumpster behind a grocery store because it stopped looking appetizing or it wasnt on sale anymore #what about building homes so we can shelter each other? what if we were satisfied with what we did because we knew it would be paid back #with kindness? isnt that what we evolved to do?? heal each others bones and tell stories and help each other??#why dont houses come with solar panels or generators unless we find a way to make people pay to use the sun? why is our pooled money used #to fund genocides instead of education and hospitals? whose interests and convenience came first when we started this??#i wont pretend to know the answer because i dont. but we all know we're miserable and im sorry to say that i cant see myself fighting #for a world that wont fight for me too. why do we work if we cant live from it?? why did they stop us from plucking more teeth from our #bosses until they could build more walls around themselves and then go back to underpaying us??#im so tired. i cant even imagine making it to age 70 #yapping #vent

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pastasilly · 7 months

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doodle of jim and a kate blake redesign!!

(not ship art!!)

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ccrisntok · 10 months

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ace n eden, the siblings ever

aka some eden and ace doodles :)) (someone asked for this but if forgot who. i just wanted to draw them tbh)

(try not to put ariden in every au you make challenge: impossible)

(or whace)

(he has not)

anyway thats the aceden sibling doodle dump. i will draw them more.

(bonus swap au doodle bc someone. requested it. idk if they would be friends, but I could see it. it could happen.)

swap! eden is a bit more... outgoing. she'll tease you a lil, in purely good faith ofc <3

#drdt #drdt fanart #ace markey #eden tobisa #they are siblings i dont make the rules #i also made all of these before Ace being gay was cannon. so like. I'm kind of a prophet. and the person who requested these.#i think i might have blocked the person who originally requested this. if not I hope you like this whoever you were!! im sorry my memory ba #i kinda want to draw eden interacting with some of Ace's actual siblings. i want her to be the 11th Markey #grrrr i have so many ideas so little time...

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rbvcdeluxe · 3 days

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when the hatchetfeld obsession goes so hard you go crazy over people saying the most insignificant little incorrect facts about hatchetfield. even if they are not lore important

#like. hey. the coffee jerk and barry swift are not the same person. please stop.#< that is literally the most insignificant shit ever and yet I go wild w it #even tho i dont correct people about i cuz its so unimportant lmao #the urge to correct em is still there tho #something kinda more lore important is when people think emma and paul are a robot and a clone in EVERY timeline. NO THEYRE NOT.#the autism kicks hard im sorry i dont make the rules that doesnt exist yeah sorry (im not sorry)#starkid #hatchetfield

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oceanwithouthermoon · 7 months

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domestic kubosai, coming home after a long day to their lover and a quiet house, not needing to say anything to each other to take comfort in one anothers calming presence...

quiet kisses and gentle touches.. putting on chill music at a low volume, silently getting ready for bed together, smiling at each other through the mirror while they wash their faces, aren getting into bed first and waiting for kusuo with his arms open and kusuo climbing in and immediately latching onto him..

^ literally aren to kusuo when hes like two minutes late coming home

#im so normal about them :33 #theyre the most healthy and loving and understanding relationship to ever exist sorry i dont make the rules i just enforce them #they are so healthy you wouldnt even believe it #by the way if anyone wants to talk about kubosai ever i am so here always #i have no irls who care and idk who to talk to on here RAHHHH #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kubosai #meows post

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