#im soo excited to share batkid au.

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i need to go back to my dc fic. I was so close to being able to post the first three chapters.

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But can you imagine an au where Bruce and Talia are a happy couple that fights crime and adopts abunch of orphanes? Like, Talia being very scared and angry when Bruce takes in Dick, and then deciding to adopt the boy just because he found Bruce's secret identity, but then falling inlove with Dick and becoming a wonderful mother Dick's scared at first then very excited that his new adoptive mother is a ninja because wow, she can teach him soo many things 

 By the time Batman's confident in taking Dick out and by the time he meets any other sidekicks he is so advanced I mean, what else was Talia suppose to do? Look at this adorable, sad big eyed 8 year old and not teach him all the ancient skills of the League?

 Dick trying so hard to keep his secret id the first time the team meets Talia Al Ghul, and she kissed him or something cause she dont give a crap about secret id's Bruce, it's not Dick's fault that he told his team mates that he's Dick Grayson the adoptive son of this woman, and not, in fact, secretly dating a super hot ninja "oh my god Wally that's my freaking mom shuddup"

 The time the Team ran into Ra's Al Ghul is Dick's worst day.

 "Omigod we didn't know you were behind this please kinda-grampa let us go" 

"Youre trying to take my place as my heir" 

"No wtf" 

"You will never be my true heir" 

"Wtf i dont f-ing wanna be"

 "Cause we share no blood"

 "Ohmigod every time"

 Bruce being the one to take Dick in, and training Dick, but Talia being the one that says no. You take him in, you are his parent. I don't care what you think Bruce we arent replacing his parents we are doing our job stop arguing and kiss your son dammit

 Talia being super old fashioned, and all the batkids calling her 'mother' as she will accept nothing else but Bruce 'dad' or 'pop' or just 'old man' and he loves it

Imagine newbie Jason liking this Talia chic for not taking any bs and calling her mother immediately but he's from the streets so it's more like "YO MOTHA" But only calling Bruce Bruce or boss-man for months 

Grown up dick is having just as much trouble like he loves Talia but does she have to kiss him on the mouth every time they see eachother its only been a week omg people in the 21st century usa dont do that no beast boy im not dating her yes im aware that shes attractive okay bye this is too much 

Damian being born into a loving family with both parents and getting a childhood of training thats just enough for the son of those two but not enough to fucking scar him omfg

Tim first meets Talia and at first he is hashtag terrified but by the time he's adopted he's so chill with this new mom he's even got Ra's in his contacts as Grampapa 

Christmas dinner with the Al Ghul's are awkward af untill Nyssa started coming and suddenly the boys have a new fave aunt to help with pranks n crap and Bruce has another member of Talia's family as his arch enemy 

 Cass being taken in younger than canon and Talia understanding her upbringing of having a father who only saw her as a weapon and working with her everyday to combine her combat skills with speaking and Cass always feels wanted 

 Imagine an almost stable batfam (☆▪☆)