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maplesyrupsainz · 1 year ago

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˖⁺｡˚⋆˙everyone knows | CS55˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: carlos sainz x ferrari admin!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: none just fluff as usual!

summary: in which your boyfriend moves teams but that doesn't stop you from simping in the comments

a/n: i jus put carlos in red bull!!! & used random pics from old era tbh so kind of disregard tht lolz

request!!!: after Carlos moves to a new team , reader who still works for Ferrari now simps over Carlos in the comments in Carlos' new team post's (like.. the one on the left is a hottie) with Ferraris account too lol

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

prequel

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername 📍 abu dhabi

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yourusername his last race in ferrari ❤️

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user4 dont remind me

user5 our fav couple forced to work apart how could they do this 💔💔💔

liked by yourusername

user6 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

carlossainz55 had the best season with you ❤️

yourusername love you

carlossainz55 i love you forever

user7 some of u acting like they breaking up LOL

user8 tbh im excited to see carlos at red bull next season 🤷‍♀️

user9 me too!!!

user10 forza ferrari 💔💔

scuderiaferrari 📍 bahrain

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scuderiaferrari finally here for the start of the 2025 season how are we all feeling? 👀

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user11 lewis in red 🫨

user12 still not used to seeing carlos NOT in ferrari red

user13 we miss him.....

user14 everyone shutup and appreciate lewis lol

user15 how are WE feeling??! how are YOU feeling girl!!!

user16 ferrari admin found crying

carlossainz55 📍 bahrain

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carlossainz55 life in navy blue

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user17 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

user18 so proud of u carlos

user19 i luv him and y/n sm

scuderiaferrari woof woof woof

carlossainz55 hi ferrari.

scuderiaferrari heyyy hahahhh soo.....u single?

carlossainz55 😀 urm.

user20 she is so weird im obsessed with it

maxverstappen1 glad to have you back 🙂

carlossainz55 glad to be back!!

redbullracing 💙💙

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redbullracing 📍 jeddah

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redbullracing race weekend!!

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user21 love seeing them back racing together

user22 💙💙💙💙💙💙

user23 waiting for a y/n comment tbh

user24 my fav duo

maxverstappen1 💙

kellypiquet 💙

scuderiaferrari omg who is that in the second pic???? sooo hot is he single??

user25 😂😂😂😂😂

redbullracing our new rookie driver🥹

scuderiaferrari no way...he looks familiar though?

carlossainz55 it's me, hi

charles_leclerc ferrari admin please refrain from simping for other team's drivers

scuderiaferrari ferrari admin plz stop simping😂😂😂 shut up nerd

user26 omg i just screamed my head off hahaha

twitter ->

messages ->

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername little race dump

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user30 is that her & carlos omg 😭

user31 realest girl ever

user32 my fav simpee

user33 does she ever go in the rb garage for carlos or wear their merch 🤔

kellypiquet 💙💙

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user34 they're friends?

user35 she's so normal on this account

user36 she lets her feral side out on ferrari account 😭

carlossainz55 gorgeous girl

yourusername no u

carlossainz55 true i am a gorgeous girl

redbullracing 📍 australia

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redbullracing another great weekend!

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user37 my fav team

user38 oh hi charles in the back

user39 y/n using charles as an excuse to comment when?

user40 legendaryyy

scuderiaferrari so proud of our boy!!! 🫶

redbullracing we're looking after him dont worry

scuderiaferrari 🥹🥹🥹

user41 omg this is surprisingly wholesome

user42 i love ferrari admin she just wants carlos to be happy wherever he is

user43 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

carlossainz55 posted a story

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user44 AWWWWW STOP IT

user45 omg i just screamed

user46 i LOVE her

charles_leclerc she's a real one

pierregasly everyone's fav red bull fan in red clothing

landonorris awww look at everyone's fav f1 team social media admin xx

yourusername .......ur lucky i love you

THE END ❤️💙

#f1 #f1 smau #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #smau #f1 fic #f1 imagine #carlos sainz #carlos sainz fanfic #cs55 #cs55 smau #cs55 fluff #cs55 imagine #cs55 x reader #maddie's smau

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kinascum · 1 year ago

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LATER, BOY - M. STURNIOLO

SUMMARY: Nerd!Matt admires Popular!Reader from afar until he gathers the courage to approach her, sparking a journey of self-discovery and budding romance.

CONTENTS: NERD!Matt, POPULAR!reader, second hand embarrassment from Matt, Matt's a simp im sorry

WORDCOUNT: 745

next part (coming soon)

Matt's eyes remained glued to the screen of his phone, scrolling through the endless feed of social media updates. His thumb hovered over the heart button, contemplating whether to like or pass the latest post from Y/N, the vibrant girl who always had a smile for everyone. Her laughter echoed through the school halls, and her voice was a melody that filled every corner with warmth. He had heard it a hundred times, but had never dared to join the conversations she so effortlessly navigated.

He took a deep breath and forced himself to look up. Y/N was there, in the flesh, standing just a few feet away from him, surrounded by her usual gaggle of friends. Her eyes met his for a brief moment, and she offered a smile that seemed to be just for him. His heart stumbled in his chest, and he quickly returned to the safety of his screen, cheeks flaming. It was a daily dance, one he was too scared to break out of. But today was different. He felt a strange resolve coalescing within him, urging him to step out of his comfort zone.

With trembling hands, he shoved his phone into his pocket and approached her group. The air grew thick with anticipation as he got closer, each step feeling like a mile. "Hey, Y/N," he managed to croak out, his voice barely above a whisper. She looked over, her eyes lighting up with recognition. "Hi, Matt!" she exclaimed, her voice as cheerful as ever. The others in her group turned to look at him, and he felt the weight of their collective gaze. His heart was racing now, a wild stallion in his chest.

"I just wanted to tell you," he began, the words tumbling out faster than he could control, "that I think you're really amazing. Like, the most amazing person I've ever met." He felt the heat of his own embarrassment, but pushed through it, his eyes never leaving hers. The group had gone quiet, watching the unfolding scene with curious expressions. Y/N's smile grew softer, and she took a step closer to him. "That's really sweet, Matt," she said, her voice gentle. "Thank you."

For a moment, it felt like the world had stopped spinning. Then she reached out and placed a hand on his arm. "But, I uh... I have to go. I'm late for practice." And with that, she turned away, leaving him standing there, stunned. His heart sank, the brief spark of hope extinguished by the cold reality of his situation. He watched her retreating back, the words he had rehearsed a hundred times in his head now seeming so trivial. He had taken the plunge, and all he had to show for it was a simple thank you.

The conversation around him resumed, but he barely heard it. His mind was racing with thoughts of what he could have said, what he should have done differently. But as the bell rang, signaling the end of lunch, he realized that he had done it. He had talked to her. And she had talked back. It was a small victory, but it was something. Maybe, just maybe, there was a chance for him after all. As he gathered his books and started walking to his next class, he couldn't help but feel a glimmer of hope, a glimmer that grew stronger with each step he took away from the shadow of his shyness.

The rest of the day passed in a blur. His mind kept replaying their brief interaction, analyzing every word, every gesture. He couldn't shake the feeling that something had changed, that the invisible barrier that had separated them for so long had been breached. When the final bell rang, signaling the end of the school day, he found himself walking home with a slightly lighter step, his thoughts swirling with the possibility of what could come next.

The next day, as he made his way to his locker, he saw her again. She was talking to a group of friends, her laughter pealing through the hallway. His heart quickened, and he felt the same fear and excitement that had gripped him the day before. But this time, he didn't hesitate. He walked straight up to her, his books clutched tightly to his chest. "Hey, Y/N," he said, his voice a little steadier this time. She looked up, her eyes meeting his, and she gave him a smile that seemed to hold a hint of curiosity.

"Hi, Matt," she replied, her voice as bright as the sun. "How was your day?" He swallowed, trying to form a coherent response. "It was okay," he said, his voice sounding strange to his own ears. "I heard about the game tomorrow," she said, her eyes sparkling. "Are you going?" He nodded, his heart racing. "Yeah, I might go." It was a lie. He had no intention of going to the game, but the thought of seeing her there made his palms sweat. "Maybe I'll see you there," she said, and with a wave, she was off again, leaving him to stare after her, feeling like he had just been handed the world on a silver platter.

The days that followed were a series of small moments like this. They passed each other in the halls, exchanged brief hellos, and occasionally shared a smile. Each interaction was a tiny victory for Matt, each smile a beacon of hope that grew brighter with every passing second. He began to feel less like the invisible nerd and more like a boy with a chance. He started to pay more attention to his appearance, wearing clothes that made him feel confident, practicing his smile in the mirror until it didn't feel forced. The slow burn of their friendship was growing into something more, something he hadn't dared to dream of.

tags! @sturnstvs @gxldenlush @immattsslut @slut4chriss hope you liked!

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j1mins-j4ms · 6 months ago

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"Don't be so shy, Satoru!"

tw: satoru having inappropriate thoughts about the reader, subtle teasing, sub!satoru?? and fear of rejection!!

a/n: there's always popular!satoru x nerd!reader but no nerd!satoru x popular!reader so here I am >_<! i might make a part 2 bc im too lazy to continue this lol

"Y/N-chan! I-I did the physics homework y-you told me to.. I.. I hope it's good enough..!"

Please, please, please.. Just one compliment! I'm your good boy, Y/N-chan..! Please praise me..!

"Well done, Satoru! What a good boy!"

As Satoru handed over the notebook, he immediately turned into a shade of a tomato. He then felt a hand on his head. You? The most popular girl in school calling a peasant, no, a simp like him, a good boy and patting his head? Sure, he totally had a thing for a wide range of kinks, but this? Ohhhh, just thinking about it made his dick bulge. It's fine, atleast you won't notice it, right?

Unfortunately for him, your gaze landed upon that big growing tent of his, and winked.

"What's wrong, Satoru? You crying?"

Y/N-chan's gonna think I'm a useless idiot..! God, sh-shes so pretty.. I hope one day we can be together..! Wait.. what if.. she doesn't like me..?! Y/N-chan m-must like me, right..?! I'm her good boy..!

"N-No.. I'm not crying, Y/N-chan..! I-It's.. it's because I.. I have an english exam to prepare for..! Yeah..! g-gotta study, Y/N-chan..!"

And then he zoomed off into the toilets, to calm his hard cock, of course.

⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条悟 short ff by j1mins_j4ms

#im just a girl #grown ass man btw #im going insane #gojo satoru #gojo fic #gojo(why is he here)#jujutsu kaisen #yipee creature #gojo x reader #nerd!gojo #sub!gojo #hajajsjsjjs gojo is adorableeeee #i love nerd gojo hes so cute<3 #j1mins_j4ms

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ultravioletqueen · 1 year ago

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Some time ago my sister introduced me to the world of the video game Hades and its sequel, all the lore and references to Greek mythology fascinate me (I'm a Greek mythology nerd, it's my weakness), I didn't think there would be anything that would bother me about the game Well, except one thing, ODYSSEUS.

Odysseus is by far one of my favorite heroes in Greek mythology, not only for his cunning, gray morals and determination, but also for his immense love for his wife and son, that made him different from the rest of the Greek heroes for me. ,that he was a genuinely loving father and a truly devoted husband even with the situations with circe and calypso, which to clarify, NEITHER OF THE TWO WAS CONSENSUAL, it was extortion and sexual abuse, Odysseus did not want to be with either of them.

For this reason it made me sad to see that Supergiant showed Odysseus as an unfaithful man (when in the Odyssey this man is the personification of simping) who is separated from his wife.

Even if I find the idea interesting that he is lying and Penelope is and working from the shadows like the partner in crime that they are, I have another idea:

After what happened with Circe and Calypso, he thinks that he no longer deserves Penelope, who according to his words "was waiting for years for an unfaithful man" and that is why he separated from her and calls himself "unfaithful" even though both situations were far from his control.

He loves penelope,he loves telemachus,he waited for years to meet them again,but the calypso and circe incident make him feel DIRTY(wich is common in victims of sexual abuse) and not deserving of the love of penelope and penelope in general.

using the lies about being unfaithfull could be a form of trauma block to avoid thinking about the incident,but at the same time it makes him feel WORSE because he thinks he betrayed the WOMAN HE LOVES,HIS SOULMATE AND LITERALLY HIS OTHER HALF.

Im not okay guys...i just want them to be happy again.

(Español)

Hace tiempo mi hermana me introdujo en el mundo del videojuego hades y su secuela,todo el lore y referencias a la mitología griega me fascinan(soy una nerd de mitología griega,es mi debilidad),no pensé que habría algo que me molestaría del juego,bueno,excepto una cosa,ODISEO.

Odiseo es de por lejos uno de mis héroes favoritos de la mitología griega,no solo por su astucia,moral gris y determinacion,sino tambien por el amor inmenso hacia su esposa e hijo,eso hizo que para mi fuera diferente al resto de heroes griegos,que fuera un padre genuinamente amoroso y un esposo realmente devoto aun con las situaciones con circe y calypso que para aclarar NO FUERON CONSENSUADAS NIGUNA DE LAS DOS,fue extorsion y abuso sexual,odiseo no quiso estar con ninguna de las dos.

por esta razon me puso triste el ver que supergiant mostro a odiseo como un hombre infiel (cuando en la odisea este hombre es la personificación del simping) que esta separado de su esposa.

incluso si me parece interesante la idea de que esta mintiendo y penelope trabajando desde las sombras como los partner in crime que son yo tengo otra idea:

que después de lo ocurrido con circe y calypso piensa que ya no se merece a penelope que segun sus palabras "estuvo esperando por años por un hombre infiel" y por eso se separo de ella y se denomina a si mismo como "infiel" aun cuando ambas situaciones estaban lejos de su control.

El ama a penelope,el ama a telemaco,el espejo por años para volver a verlos,pero los incidentes con circe y calypso lo hicieron sentir SUCIO(que es común en víctimas de abuso sexual) y no merecedor del amor de penelope y de penelope en general.

Usar las mentiras sobre ser infiel podría ser una forma de bloqueo traumático para evitar pensar en el incidente, pero al mismo tiempo lo hace sentir PEOR porque cree que traicionó a la MUJER QUE AMA, SU ALMA GAMELA Y LITERALMENTE SU OTRA MITAD.

no estoy bien gente...solo quiero que sean felices otra vez.

#hades game #hades odysseus #hades penelope #odypen #odysseus of ithaca #penelope of ithaca #hades 2 #supergiant hades #hades supergiant #english and spanish #ingles y español #i just want them to be happy again supergiant #mention of sa

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chaosprincess404 · 2 years ago

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💗About me💗

Name: Sakura

Age: 35

Height: 153cm/5ft

Nationality: Japanese x Australian

(Yes I can moan in 2 languages)

S/D: Switch but default Sub princess.

Status: Unowned and seeking both a master and a puppy.

Fun fact: I’m hyper sexual.

💗Kinks💗

CNC, Breeding, BD/SM, face fucking, face sitting, ass eating, gagging, drooling, ahegao queen, choking, slapping, biting, hardcore, public, humiliation, free use, princess treatment, femdom, financialdom, ownership, puppy boys, praise, unhealthy obsession, knife play, costumes, pain….. pretty much anything but scatt sorry

💗Biggest turn on💗

Seeing a man obsess over me it will get me so wet regardless of where I am. This is not a joke it gets me so turned on. 🤤💗

💗A little more about me💗

Im a chaos princess who loves making bad decisions. I have the words human trash tattooed on my arm in Japanese and chaos in Korean. I have an obsession with sex and tattoos. I’m a Tech nerd who works in cybersec, I do neon night street photography and 3D asset building for games. I worked as a hentai voice actress for three years in Tokyo. I’m fluent in English and Japanese and can play any part you want. I do have OF which I use the money to support my chaotic life by buying sex toys, costumes, and mainly to support my dream of being a tattoo artist and saving up for my tattoo gear and a better PC build. I tend to like nerdy guys who want to destroy me or me to destroy them.

💗How to simp for me?💗

I love simps and encourage simp behaviour. The more you obsess over me the more attention I will give you because people being obsessed turns me on.

1. Sub for to my OF, I reply to all DMs there and you will get my attention more than any other platform.

2. Repost my posts, like and comment.

3. Send me Anons

4. Follow my IG _dopam1n3

5. Spoil me by sending me a little something cute from my throne Wishlist.

💗FAQS💗

- Pet names I like: Princess, Goddess, Babydoll, Mistress.

- Have you ever dated a fan? Yes my ex originally was my fan.

- Sub or Dom? I’m a switch so I enjoy being both sub and dom. I love being owned and being taken care of but I also like owning someone.

- Do you have PayPal? Yes DM me for it.

- Do you make custom content? Yes I offer custom content on my OF.

- Do you accept tributes? Yes I do.

- Can you ruin my life? Yes absolutely!

- Where to talk to you? I reply fastest in OF and from time to time I reply on IG and Tumblr.

💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜

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patrik6090 · 6 months ago

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all those listed by what I know of them

@patrik6090 emo gay boy dating my ex girlfriend

@pennyroyald my ex girlfriend, I know her secrets that you don't

@mariyoursweetheart sweet priestess lady

@importantpeachfury Anorexic lady that should take better care of herself, I'm her simp

@hawaii-official the country of Hawaii

@system-of-cats 's minty, Their a cage

@manicali bland on purpose and is fun to tease but also get therapy, also you understandably hate me

@plutowhoops I'm gonna be honest I can't tell much other then you eat liver and bomb people's houses

@groggle cute

@mango-mentally-ill nerd

@stargazing-with-friends gonna be honest don't know much other then she gazes at stars

@ms-macintosh gonna be honest don't know much but the blue one is hot

@lunaxio cool

@f4y3w00d5 wood

@canisnebular would drink tea

@sarrinight cool

@crispyasaurusxx would probably run a restaurant

@asqadia-banthen cultist

@eirxair omega

@losairr fake alpha

@official-saxony small state

🤹: utterly traumatized

Girlkisser: God itself

Puki anon: lives @pukicho and his gf has a giant dong

R.S: she's me

"Emo gay boy"

Im gonna go jump off a bridge:(

#prized magical student

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senbbonzakura · 1 year ago

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Main 3 with a reader who collects manga, figures,posters and is overall a big nerd?

main 3 with a reader who likes anime

🗯️ tw : mentions of freaky figures n all dat

💭 a/n : ofc anon!

Stan :

finds that kinda cool lmao

hes kinda that type of person to either get super obsessed with a movie and spend every single second of his free time to watch it or watch 10 minutes of the show, ditch it and forget it exists

so if u ask him to watch smth with you, you need to choose an anime that hed like

otherwise he will zone out after a few minutes and get busy with something else

i feel like he would be into animes with murder, yk? like angels of death, chainsaw man, another, etc..

"boku no pico?😊"

"no.."

he knows dat shit

he actually likes how ur room is covered in anime stuff

gives him a vibe

feels watched by all the posters if ur busy with the freaky tho...

Kyle :

id say he doesnt like anime that much but i think he just lowk doesnt care lol

like u do u girl

if ur obsessed with some hot anime guy he will pretend hes jealous

"but look omg isnt he so hot.."

"so what are u gonba leave me for him now or what🙄"

will call u a simp when he sees ur room

he would find the figures interesting tho

if u have like a shelf for all the figures he will just stand next to it and watch every single one

"can i touch them?"

will "GIRL." you if u have any 'freaky' figures

im just sayin

Kenny :

if u show him ur room hes like

"thats so hot"

will investigate every single poster

"shes so pretty wtf, who is she??"

asks u if u have any freaky mangas

if so, he wants to see them

"but theyre abt 2 gay males.."

"even better😝"

ends up scrolling thru the freaky scenes and makes funny faces while looking at them

one second hes 😐 and then like 😧🤯

#south park x reader #south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x y/n #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x you #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh

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shouyuus · 6 months ago

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i liked the smau aspect you added to your most recent chapter!! it was so fun to read :)

thank you!!! it was my first time making smau-like screenshots so i def had fun doing it! but they're also harder than i thought!!! so much respect for ppl who do full blown smau stuff!!!

ur blog has become both my morning newspaper and also my bedtime stories….. thank u 🫡

asldfjs ur welcome bby! tbh it's just me trying to sate the insane brainworm that's taken over all my waking moments HAHHA just happen that ppl r here along the ride as i descend into vi-shaped hell

reader is such a sweetheart!! I love her omg😭💖

she IS but she's also truly a little unhinged and impulsive and i love that about her tbh

"Silver over your sheets slit into slivers" OKAY QUEEN SIBILANCEEEEE

alsdkjf HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i love a good aliteration, love a good sibilance love a good FORM REINFORCES MEANING all my lit nerds RISE

my memory is so bad I literally had to reread part one cuz I forgot everything😭 ur writing slays the house down tho

no ur TOTALLY fine like i absolutely forget shit i write all the time and IM THE ONE WHO WROTE IT HAHHAHAH

genuinely buzzing with excitement for the new vi x reader series... like your writing is immaculate and the PLOTT is so good and fake dating???? sign me UPP!!!! anyways i love your writing and i will be supporting this series w all my heart

THANK YOU!!! this is def a passion project and im glad that ppl are enjoying it as much as i enjoyed writing it!!! things start to really get going in ch4 so !! hehe much to come!!!

Girl that new fic you just posted was so good! i wanna eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND dessert

its GURL DINNERRR.mp3 for meeeee!!!

Just want to say you're an incredible writer and reading your fics never fails to brighten up my day 💗 (and ty for feeding the Vi simp community)

no thank YOU for allowing me to continue to spam the tags and for sending asks and reblogging and commenting and liking!!!! it means the world that ppl r interacting with stuff i write/make! <3

Long fic! Long fic! Long fic! *this chant is accompanied by furious happy dancing*

longest i've written so far!!! hehehehe

#🌧 raindrops #arcane #♾️ figure eights #i hope u guys dont mind i put a bunch of lovely anon asks together!!! <3 #didn't want to spam :)

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miifu666 · 7 months ago

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CONGRATULATIONS ON 100 FOLLOWERS!!💗🎉🥳

Ok may I asked what inspired suklha design ? If not please , PLEASE ! Tell us more about them XD seriously I’m a big fan of your oc 💗

(Do you think suklha in black myth wukong would act Similar to lmk suklha or act completely different?)

HEYY ♡♡♡♡

UWAAA THANK YOU SMM 🥺🥺🥺🫶🫶🫶 also big fan??? Thats. THATS A DREAM COME TRUE!!😫😫

To be honest, besides just a few songs and my own usual ideas when i simp— there are a few characters that inspired them a lot!

Left ⟶Right

Catwoman, Tanya Degurechaff, Captain Amelia Smollet, Qu, Princess bubblegum, La muerte, Athena, Wudan in peking opera

Honorable mentions are Nyarlathotep and Mei Mei from jjk! They mostly helped with Suklha's plot and voice headcanon.

While the ones i put around Suklha, inspires them the most. From personality, ability, to design!

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Black Myth! Suklha

Ooooo black myth Suklha would be more chaotic since its their prime age. She would be more enthusiastic when it comes to tricking the yaoguai's and striking deals with the dragons or mortals, especially Nezha— she sees him as a little kid 😭😭

This version of Suklha would be more wise and tactical with her approach, considering her death was because wukong refused to listen to her, i imagine her being the brain of the couple. Cautious in every tricks, deals and loopholes that she has. The only thing that she needs to work on is her stubborness to do things out of spite and inability to treasure her own life, a deadpool you would compare her to.

Black myth! Suklha is secretive. She talks in a way that is sophisticated, intelligent yet fast. Time is of the essence, she believes. The things she does in black myth would have a greater impact on helping Destined One, she does things in a way where one might see as crazy, omnious, unintelligible yet once you do it yourself you'll understand what its for.

Also small fact- im in it for The fourth sister being in love with wukong and planned to ask his hand in marriage. So i made Suklha post poned Wukong's proposal because she sees the spiders family like her own little sisters 🙏 She cares about them too much to try and ruin their dreams.

Replica! Suklha is different- shes a new consciousness created by buddha so yeah def different. She might have the task to find her "home" yet throughout her journey she "accidentally" gather the 7 relics that the heavenly sealed Original! Suklha's residue powers in. One of them being the gauntlet that she has.

LMK! Suklha

LMK has some stuff thats different from JTTW, which is okay. Might take advantage of that though. Soo LMK! Suklha is just an overworked Lawyer 😭 seriously. She blew the internet wild because a deity??? Becoming an active resident in the mortal realm?? Especially one known to push the rules of equivalent exchange throughout history?? Becoming a lawyer??? Everyone goes wild with that, CELEBRITIES payed a lot of money to use her softskill in debate to bail them out of jail fr fr.

She barely plays an active role in the adventures of Monkie kid, choosing to prioritize her achivements and work than dilly dallying. A workaholic independent woman, who holds the largest library in the world. Rumored to have EVERYTHING you ever need for inside. Lmk would totally make her past self as a nerd ngl, nerd who glows up plot.

Considering she's a puppet of a primordial god thats tapping in Wukong's world, she might be the one who suggest MK a lot of "timeline jumping" but she's ready with a set of rules for MK to follow, she's still motherly just more strict and watching from afar ish.

Heres where the humorous side comes, she's actively in an old married banter with Wukong. Suklha who always reprimand how "careless, imbecilic and neglectful monkey!" Wukong is while Wukong tries to warn everyone he knows that "shes a devil in disguise!" "A deal with the devil!" Should you choose to work with her. Like she isnt his lawyer.

i like to imagine MK doesn't even know she's already Wukong's wife and is currently chasing him to sign the divorce paper. (A centipede needs to have their husband attention at all time ok, jk he hasnt replied to her 43 messages)

"its YOUR successor, not mine. Though i might save him once in a while"

she'll snarked, throwing the staff carelessly at monkie kid. "It'll be limited. Unless you have a price to offer" "No! No way! Dont listen to her, bud. She's a little cuckoo in the head" Wukong steps in, creating space between Suklha and a bruised MK. "takes one to MARRY one" "WHAAATTT" The two kept glaring at eachother despite MK's intervene. "YOU'RE MARRIED TO SUKLHA?? THE FULL TIME BEST OF THE BEST LAWYER BECOMING JUDGE??" Wukong's face faltered a bit, noticing MK pointing and poking his face. "Listen Kid-" "soon-to-be DIVORCEE" "what?" "Huh??"

LMK! Wukong and Suklha fr fr

Also im currently stuck at LMK season 4... college is draining me and ive been watching caseoh more than LMK 😭 forgive me if some things are out of plotline.

#¿ — ask #Suklha #📖—writings #oooh this is a lot to answer KSHSKSJJS #also thx for being a big fan i hope u have the BEST YEAR 2025 🥺🥺🫶🫶🫶#also i love the spider family's plot in black myth its just— ARGH THE ANGST #ill make a headcanon list for LMK! Suklha one day 🥲

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kazumist · 1 year ago

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EPISODE 12 ♡ KAZUHA, THE BARBIE NERD!

HOW YOU GET THE GIRL — A SCARAMOUCHE SMAU

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What's your favorite reason for liking Vio? (If you'd like to answer)

Hi hello hey, yes i finally turned to answer this ask :))) took my while to cook anything that could sound normal but im practically glitching as im writing this so im not making any promises XD

The yap below the cut, i have NO idea how long this is gonna be! Im letting myself free here so yeah (omg im glitching this is gonna be wild)....

Okay, uhh, first off Blep this is a cursed ask but in a positive way lol XD ive never been asked a question like this before like seriously so i have no idea what am I doing XD With all fictional crushes and blorbos i had ive never been asked smth like this so yeah

Oh yeah and also thank you bcuz i remember that this was asked with a reason so thank you for that, i remember that i was upset the other day and you sent in this ask to distract me so ty :D 💜

Without further ado, lemme start this >:D

You said favorite reason? So.... No number limit? Is it reason or reasonS? Bcuz I have multiple reasons for liking him and choosing a favorite is like asking if I prefer to drink water or breath air lmao. Like seriously choosing a favorite seems impossible buuuut after listing some reasons i will try to choose a favorite :) 💜

Okay now buckle up im not limiting myself here, so if I speak like a drunk racoon after 15 cans of Red Bull talking about why the moon has craters, i won't blame anyone for laughing at me and teasing me

Straightforward before even starting: im a simp for this man. There's no denial. It's a fact. And with this fact, if I talk like a simp in this yap i talk like a simp in this yap. Im saying it just to make sure that whoever is reading this is aware of what they're about to read if they're about to read.

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Henlo? Yeah yes welcome :)

This where the yap starts :)

The reasons are not in any order

Number 1 - Dude is fucking smart

Look, i might've said this before and im saying it again: im all for smart men. I was always the local nerd for all these years and i never saw another boy to be anything close to smart, but Vio flipped the board. Ive always been called the smartest in my generation when I was in Europe, so basically everyone was placing me above everyone else. What's also a bit maddening is that they never gave me next grade promotion (to advance a grade above). That's not a thing in the country i grew up in so NO MATTER HOW SMART they called me, i was there with my generation of kids. They knew im smarter than average with them and yet they kept me there, pulling me back. My mum often complained that if I stay they'll pull me back from above average to average, which is smth she said would be a really big chance completely missed. Unfortunately, my native country was just like that. I was there with my generation no matter what. And being there while you're above average was boring to say the least. You don't have anyone to look up to, you have no sort of competition with someone else, you have no sort of challenge, no sort of participants, no difficulties, no excitement, no enemy aside from jealous ppl. So yeah. Any friend that i had couldn't even be called a friend: they used me. And boys? They were all out of interest. If there's anything I share with my gender, it's the aim to have a man that's better than me in at least one sort of field. And smart? Boom. Breaking the law. Breaking the stereotype. Yes, im sorry men. I had a stereotype that y'all are stupid bcuz of boys around me. Sorry for that. It did change thanks to Vio. Anyways like, when I was being the smartest back in Europe, if there is one trait i want in my man, it's for him to be smarter than me. And boom. Welcome Vio.

Vio is the smartest boy i could've ever seen. Like seriously. Irl boys? Definitely smarter than all of them that were around me. Even fictional too! I don't remember seeing a fictional character in other media to be so smart. He's like that definition of a nerd and I don't see anything wrong with that. With being called the smartest so many times that its annoying, seeing a BOY to be smarter than me is a game changer. Like, a girl okay, but a boy is just different for me. i absolutely love it. I love seeing a nerd. Yeah, ig i love nerds lol. I absolutely love his intelligence. I love how he's the definition of a nerd and how i can call someone smarter than me. Yes, ik he's fictional but lemme live here okay? One of the reasons why i don't like him, but love him, is because he's a nerd. I didn't meet many nerds in my life. But he's the best one so far.

Number 2 - he's different from what im used to seeing in a boy

I technically said this above with calling Vio smarter than the boys who lived around me, but it's not just that. It's not that he's just smarter, it's that he also acts and behaves differently, which is just sweet to me. Yeah, he's still a boy so he does have the stereotypical characteristics of a boy i got used to seeing (cockiness, confidence, stubbornness) and I expected that cuz he's still a boy so im not surprised by that. But he also has different traits which i don't remember ever seeing in a boy. Vio's calm; he can be very silent and collected and seeing him overreact is not smth you'll see him do. He's really calm and seeing him do smth reckless or aggressive is pretty rare. He likes silence. He doesn't mind a room being completely quiet. He even likes it. A perfect environment for him to read a good book. Speaking of books. He fucking reads books :) i don't remember meeting a boy irl who reads books on a regular basis. I love books and having a boyfriend read a lot too would just be great. Having someone who'd agree to be quiet to read a good book or just won't be loud all the time is just amazing. I can totally see him pat his partner in his lap or just have an arm wrapped around his partner while reading a book to them or to himself. Like, i can totally see him do that. His love language lmao.

He acts different than other boys irl that I met and I love it. Hes introverted and quiet. Calm but strong. Don't get me started on archery. Focused and strategic. It's just different from what I got used to seeing, and it makes me more curious and interested. He's not smth i saw before in boys and now seeing that traits similar to mine are in someone of opposite gender is pretty interesting.

Number 3 - i relate to him

Connecting a slight bit to above, him and i have things in common. I also relate to him much more than i thought I would when I started reading the manga. He's got background and personality that holds weight and unfortunately the manga couldn't focus much on that. It's smth that I cover in my solo analyses or yaps with my older sibling (yeah, you Blep, the one who asked this lol) Since the manga focused on the main story, all Vio's traits were placed aside and his character couldn't have been explained deeper. With my analyses, i bring up things that were overlooked and forgotten. Minorities that hold truth and weight. Subtle actions and words that actually reveal who he is. I stopped doing those analyses for a while for several of reasons but ofc i can bring them back and analyse him more and more. I have tons of theories on him and subtle panels and dialogues that in my eyes bring overshadowed things to the light. With or sometimes without those analyses, i start to see the true him and how similar we are and how much I relate to him. Seeing someone similar to me is at the same time both heartwarming and tragic tbh. But with how different i was from ppl and the ones i was supposed to be similar to, now seeing him be someone similar to me makes me like him. Like "yeah, yes, buddy, i understand that exactly, you don't have to explain anything, i know that". Imma mention some things i relate to him.

I think he's misunderstood and incorrectly seen. I think ppl would see him as boring and annoying nerd. Or someone who doesn't care about anything. Or, a liar and untrustworthy person. Unloyal. Selfish. Careless. Emotionless. Reckless. Now, i dare you to try to convince me he is this what i listed, i dare you. From the outside and his mistakes, i think ppl have a stereotype and incorrect template of him. Im also seen pretty incorrectly by ppl. Cuz im stoic and can be confident, there are ppl who think im also selfish and careless and unkind. Someone who's just faking kindness and lying to be a nice person to manipulate ppl. Someone who's annoying and enjoys making ppl mad. Someone who doesn't care about anyone or anything. But yeah, that's wrong. I have empathy bro. With these stereotypes, i think he's often insecure about himself. Feeling like he's too different from what he's supposed to be and overwhelmed by his mistakes. With his betrayal and everything he did, i think he believes those stereotypes and sees himself as a disappointment and a bad person. With the people he "betrayed" and plus how cocky he acted in that situation, i think he feels like he's evil and deserves the hate and everything he received from ppl (or Blue especially which is a wound for another day :3). I think he's insecure about himself and wants to change and be good like the other three bcuz he sees himself as a bad and selfish person. Also with the loss of Shadow at the end of the manga, im pretty sure he never forgave himself for that. Im sure he feels insane guilt for it and feels like he's the reason Shadow is gone. There are a lot lf AUs in which he feels guilty and tries to revive him and honestly i really agree with all those headcanons and fanfics. Overall, i think he never forgave himself for everything bad that happened and all his mistakes. I relate to that. I also never forgave myself for things that went wrong and for mistakes i did. I still see myself guilty for things that are lost and that happened. Just like Vio, i also lost a friend who's now probably gone forever. Pls don't think they're dead, i truly hope and am pretty sure they're perfectly fine and living their own life in Europe. But there was a conflict in 2022 (i think) that messed up a lot of things and I believe that's bcuz of me. I think im the cause behind that conflict and problem that completely tore me apart of ppl. And that friend, i have no doubt they left me in 2024 bcuz of that conflict. That's a long and personal story, but summarized: i acted like a nerd and made around or more than 20 people in my generation angry at me. With that many ppl being angry at me, my friends started losing trust in me and I lost trust in ppl. Eventually leading to my bestie finding a nice gap im my defense and leaving me behind like everyone else. There's a lot of things in between that i don't think are suitable to all audiences since there's a lot of bullying and loneliness in it too. And some triggering stuff so that's the summary. And see where did it begun? It begun when I was acting silly and thought I could make someone laugh, but instead made everyone upset. I don't forgive myself for that. Im the cause of it and the reason it happened. Just like Vio, i feel like im too different but failing to change. I feel like im a bad person for completely messing up a whole generation of students. Vio with hos betrayal and I with my conflicts, i relate to his insecurity. I understand how it is to be insecure about yourself.

I gave two major things i relate to him, but there are some minorities like those personality traits and such. Like, with how i always felt different from ppl, relating to someone and finding them similar to me feels fulfilling, that's also a reason why I love him. No doubt we have differences, but it still feels good. I relate to him and that's another reason why I love him. I feel like we would understand each other with these difficulties and problems.

Number 4 - he's pretty

Ehehehe here comes the most simpish and self-indulgent part of my simping lmao >:] Like this is such an underrated thought but lemme live this one okay? Also self-indulgency on peak here so no it shouldn't make sense XD. Tbh when it comes to his appearance that is smth i never before tried to place into words but okay, imma do it for the sake of this ask.

I seriously suggest anyone who isn't fine to listening to someone's simping and inconsistent yapping to completely scroll past this part and just read the title of this part and be satisfied with it lol

(Might use pictures as well but look im cooking this in Samsung Notes and adding pics is messed up buuut i might do it anyways for my own sake lol)

Hmmm, let's see where to start... E Y E S! Okay so like i yapped about this earlier and many times and I can do it again. Dude has way different eyes than original Link and his eyes change sm through the manga that its like crazy. From lively to almost what feels like soulless. I always had theories on this and im not letting go of those lol. And ik that the manga is black and white, but look. We have the covers and places in which he was colored. Am I the only one who looked at the eyes in those pictures?

Eh, heck yeah they have a soul lol. They might've did that for the sake of him being recognizable in the manga, but either way his eyes are just *chef's kiss*. It's like, idk, just the color and the depth and the character of his eyes ksnsldmdk. And then the way they're half lidded and calm, just peaceful and at ease. Relaxed but stern. And then the eyelashes. BRO I AM JEALOUS 🤣 DUDE'S EYELASHES ARE NOT NATURAL BRO!

My sis being jealous of my eyelashes:

🤣🤣🤣 I just had to include this joke im sorry. But like literally my sis is jealous of my eyelashes and then im like.... Have you met Vio? Have you seen Vio's? Literally bro has such long and graceful eyelashes like dude how they're so dosnskndkd- If there's one thing I like about Vio's appearance it's his eyes..... But there's more than one thing :3

*ahem* ..... ✨H A I R✨ Okay like not just the hairstyle it's also it's texture. Remember how i mentioned a while ago how i analysed Vio to the point i can tell what his hair feels like? Eh! That! Ik what would it feel like under touch and I love it sonsisn <<33 But I can say his hairstyle is pretty too. And especially, idk why, when it covers his eye..... Idk why, i just like it :) it's pretty to me and I can't explain that lol...

Next, a detail no doubt ppl don't notice lol,...... His blush.... There is PLENTY of panels in which he blushes (or kinda) and *slams the hand against the table* BRUH! that is like the cutest thing ever.... Himekawa Sensei's art style itself seems to always add few lines of blush just as it is but sometimes it just looks adorable and I don't want to sound too weird but it's cute cute cute- OH ACTUALLY! You know what's cuter on him? His smile :)..... His. Smile. That's. A. Different. Story. Like, we saw him smile only a few times in the manga and it's just *some noises i can't describe* like the iconic cat smile! Or just a grin or even a smirk, it counts too! Whenever he's not being stoic and expressless it's endearing to me :) but the cat smile *more noises* the most precious thing ever, i wish it appeared more...

Uhhhh, next that i just cannot explain cuz idk how to is just.... Like... His whole.... Body, like.... Torso.... Idk...... Idk how to explain, it just..... ✨✨✨..... Really like, idk..... Does it sound weird? I think it does..... ANYWAYS-!

When it comes to his appearance i just like it and I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT! "Okay, what do you like about it?" I DON'T KNOW! THAT'S THE PROBLEM! It's just there and that's it like his whole appearance is just good and that's it. Tbh I think that i can't explain it cuz im not that type of a person who can fall in love on sight. Like, i don't understand those girls who see a boy for the first time and immediately crush on him like gurl. You just saw him you didn't even meet him. For me like to love someone to that level i have to get to know them and see if their personality is for me. Like yeah ofc i can compliment someone and say they're pretty or that their hair is good or skin tone or clothes but like actually feeling attraction like..... No.... I gotta first meet him for him to have a chance of being my crush. And im putting an emphasis on "a chance" cuz no i don't fall for anyone. Impress me buddy in some way then you might have that chance of getting on that list. And tbh generally im a person who first has to love the soul and personality, then everything else falls into place. Like if I love how he behaves and his morals and everything, the looks fall into place. If I love the inside, the outside just starts to fit. That's why i don't understand those girls who have a type like: black hair, brownish skin, buff, 6 feet tall etc etc. I literally don't care how does my man look like. If he behaves well if he doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol or smoke or isn't just a bitch, i don't care how he looks like. If he's ready to respect boundaries and be a true gentleman and a truly kind and good person, that's it. That's like how i started liking many fictional characters, and now Vio. Like, yes, he's similar to the other four, but I like his behavior i like his personality his character his intelligence and then boom. He's prettier to me than the rest. The looks fell into place without me even realizing it. I hope that this explanation makes sense lmao.

All in all, his appearance fell into place, it's now freaking pretty to me and that's basically all. I don't want to go and say too sappy and ig cheesy things so imma shut up here when it comes to looks-

*****

Those were all the reasons i could define and explain. There might be more that i either already placed in one of these four categories or just can't place my finger on them lol (or ill just start going ksnozmzozm which is embarrassing). In summary to these whole four parts: he's smart, he's kind, he's gentle, he's insecure and I relate to him and thanks to his character i basically became blind and now call him pretty lmao.

NOW! To answer the actual question: my favorite reason for liking Vio? Well, i never used to favorize reasons when I list them, but I will now for the sake of actually answering this and not using it as just a yap pass lol. Now that I have major and comprehensive reasons listed, i think i can favorize one. And that'd be the way i relate to him as a reason why I like him. It is the reason that probably has the most effect and like the central pillar of everything, but generally finding him relatable makes me like him more and serves as a good reason ig. Look like with irl angst and everything, finding someone opposite gender similar to you is nice to see (even if they're fictional ok idgaf). Sometimes just in this vast world of many different ppl, it's cool to see someone who went through smth similar and who likes things similar to yours and who looks like they'd understand you. Ik that he's fictional but my possibly autistic and definitely crazy mind can solve that without any issues :3 💜

There are so many fictional characters i like, but imma admit and say that thanks to Tumblr my love for Vio is still alive after these few months. I like so many characters from many franchises but Vio is a different kind of like lol. I seriously don't remember obsessing over a character this much and uhhh *ahem*, having.....these thoughts lmao (nah, nothing too crazy dw, joking around lol) Sorry that it took me a while to answer but as smooth as this was to write, i felt too embarrassed to continue or just felt like an idiot for even spending my time on this. It's self enriching, but I'm just like nnghhhh when it comes to writing down my thoughts and sharing it with ppl. It was fun and self enriching and just fulfilling to write all of this, but due to irl past angst i feel SO STUPID for this! Literally overthinking my life decision here (leaning on regretting everything and kdndkmdk-). Imma say one thing that's for sure: no damn way id do this if it wasn't asked. Oh, and also if it was through anon i probably wouldn't have answered. My overthinking wouldn't let me to lol. From what im seeing, other ppl here on Tumblr would be completely fine with writing smth like this, but I just cant. Irl past angst i fucking hate it. If it wasn't asked directly by you, i probably wouldn't have answered, id overthink it too much or just feel completely ashamed or stupid to post a thing like this. As welcoming and accepting ppl here on Tumblr are, i probably shouldn't have this kind of fear and anxiety for expressing my love for a fictional character, but look. Long story short of that one irl past angst: i didn't have a nice experience with admitting that I like a fictional character. Another reason they called me a psycho. Funny, righ?

All in all, this ask was a whole lot fun to write and very satisfying and 100% self indulgent and self enriching, lol. I certainly took my time and im glad you were patient with me. Your ask might've been like that other one that you expected a sentence or two, but no HAHAHA. Thank you sm for this ask. It gives a feeling that I can't describe but is definitely good. <3

Oh yeah and I believe this ask awakened some sort of a demon within me which I surely dunno how to keep in check so ppl send help :)

#i rlly don't feel like rereading this in detail but yeah #here you go :)#purposely waited for you to come back then answer this :3 #and i sure do feel like im gonna regret this but eh. what's the worst that can happen XD #sorry if its messy i used Samsung notes for thsi so just copy-pasted XD #i did edit a bit here and there but yeah #okay now uhhh....#bai? ig lol XD #just gonna use this one tag cuz i can >#vio my beloved little baby nerd :3 #💜💜💜#ok now im done

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