#imagine him doing old man things

[helianskies]

fuck it arthur lives on a canal boat now

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[bubuslutty]

nsfw warning.

fucking filthy!John Price who makes a habit of kissing your pussy goodnight after fucking you to exhaustion. 

Price who kisses the swell of your pussy good morning and good night, be it naked or while it is covered by your panties, pretty much every day.

Sometimes he does it before or after making a wet mess out of your cunt. And sometimes he does it so casually, without thinking, in the middle of kissing you and tickling you in bed. He kisses your cheeks, palms, ears, nose, chest, neck, stomach and all the way down to your cunt. And you squeal, surprised, cheeks hot, and he just smiles and pats your thighs and ass.

"Love ya." He says, and it's so embarrassing how quickly you start to throb, because you're not sure if he said it to you or to your cunt. 

He's filthy and I fucking love him for it.

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[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

[luck-of-the-drawings]

IMAGINE. working at ur stupid uhhh job or whatever. pulling into your drive way and ready to work on some crazy project in your garage. opening the door to the most unfamiliar silence. did your wife and kid leave for something? could you imagine knocking on your kids door, hardly getting an answer, and opening it to find the splattered remains of your wife across his room your child is scared! hes hardly consolable, in a state of shock and terror. you are too, but youre the adult here. you need to take charge. you need to protect him. you need to do something. you need to do something.

[e-adlirez]

Just looked on the older books for refs of Thea and

Boi Curse of the Cheese Pyramid is insane

It literally starts with G heading to work on time at 9, but William comes in like "BOI YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY ON THE GAZETTE YOU HAVE TO CUT DOWN THE BUDGET" (Imagine this screamed directly into Geronimo's ear)

Obviously William's definition of "cut down the budget" is this

TW: Spoilers for Curse of the Cheese Pyramid, William behavior, do not click on if you don't want a spike in blood pressure

If you choose to turn away now, the following fume was just an intermission for finding this picture lmao

He pawned over everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in Geronimo's office, from his desk to his armchair to his carpet to his book collection to his art collection, and replaced it all with a single plastic chair and desk ("All you need in an office is a desk and chair!")

He fired ALL THE STAFF and decided that only family members will be working for the paper (because family members don't need to be paid as much probably (if at all) when working for a family business-- they all share their finances with each other, anyway maybe (it's not clear what their salaries are gonna be (wanna bet G is paid minimum wage while Thea is paid 50% of the Gazette's monthly expenses after this clean sweep))). The only person spared from the firing spree was Shif T. Paws, the Gazette's sales manager, who apparently offered to work there for free.

He delegates all the work of the Gazette to four people-- G does all the office work (taking calls, building maintenance, writing, editing, printing, clientele stuff), Thea does all the interviews and field work stuff, Trap does all the cooking, and Benjamin is "William's personal assistant". Lord knows what that last position means for little Benji. (Okay reading ahead Benjamin seems fine, but he does say that William is "a bit pushy".)

He sends G out on a work holiday thing and he overworks the crap out of everyone, to the point where even Thea is sick of William's senile old-fashioned ass, and it seems that the Gazette was also going downhill because of this mouse furry ripoff Daniel Dancer. (To give a preview of what he did in the working perspective, he basically had Trap work seven days a week)

He was planning to have staff give use old newspaper instead of toilet paper (T&B expenses), make a 30-second time mechanism for the restrooms (to maximize manpower efficiency and possible humiliation for anyone going number 2), and was considering cutting all electricity to the building and just have staff work on typewriters "just like the old days".

This man's senile ass--

[swiftcast-selene]

30: Dawn

he'd stayed up all night for this. seeing the sun - the proper sun - crest the horizon again... it had all been worth it.

[designernishiki]

okay but. why does it seem like 24 year old majima’s ridden a horse before. why does he talk like he has Experience. what is this lost lore

[hella1975]

sometimes i think about the fact my grandparents literally overnight just cut us off and im like. how did u even do that. does it torment you

[spectraltenkai]

On February 10th, 2017, a game appeared from seemingly thin air. An invitation to return to an abandoned animation studio, no other context given. Why go back? That’s a question one would ponder about here and there. The deeper you stray into the lobby, the quicker dark secrets will emerge. And just when you think you can escape, you only find yourself stumbling deeper and deeper into hell itself, laced with animations wanting revenge for the torture they’ve gone through.

To Bendy and the Ink Machine, to the little dancing devil-- happy sixth anniversary to the game and character that crawled up my favorite list. I’m glad I waited five whole years blindly to play you in full, and I’m glad you’re getting more spotlight now more than ever!

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Yanno, the worst C3 take I'm gonna see all month is "Chet is almost more of a Sam character than a Travis one, I have to reframe my expectations and more approach Chet as a Sam character that Travis is putting a spin on, Chet is a love letter to Sam", so I think there's no need to compete this month for Worst Take That I Had To See, we can all chill for the next twenty-seven and a half days.

[standingstart]

Well who would have thought it would take one washed up racist to bring the hamilton fans and the non-hamilton fans together eh? Look at us. All gangin' up on a problematic geriatric. I think it's beautiful.

[celibibratty]

I know the idea of the game is to our main characters become an old master one day in a certain moment of their life, but one part of me kinda don't like that?, i like more the idea of after they kill the villans, they become some kinda of badass vigilants/justice gangsters, and continue be like this since they become old(no idea how they pay the bills living in that way?, but it doesn't matter is just a game), idk i just like our main characters more being some kinda of "lone wolf", i think it fits more their style

[teal-bandit]

Aftermath

[wlw-mood]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a9saga]

i completely forgot that tao from exo used to ask other members to shower with him, which i thought was the most hilarious thing when i was 16.