#imelda ramirez

[andrewmoocow]

Behold, the whole next-generation of Gravity Falls mystery solvers, the Fooly Falls gang properly designed at last! Designing all of them was pretty easy since I used a Gravity Falls OC creator I found on DeviantArt to get the basics down, but the hardest part was drawing and coloring all of them. Thankfully however, this massive undertaking was all worth it. Enjoy!

[yandere-trashcan]

Disney Characters:

Movies:

Aladdin:

Aladdin

Cassim

Jafar

Jasmine

Alice In Wonderland:

Cheshire Cat

Hatter

Queen of Hearts

White Rabbit

Anastasia:

Anastasia

Dimitri

Grigori Rasputine

Atlantis:

Audrey Ramirez

Commander Lyle Rourk

Helga Sinclair

Jebidiah "Cookie" Allardgce

Kidagakash/Kita

Milo Thatch

Preston B. Whitmore

Vincent "Vinny" Santorini

Avatar:

Colonel Quartich

Grace Augustine

Neytiri

Tsu'Tey

Trudy Chacon

Beauty and the Beast:

Belle

Bimbette Gold/Claudette

Bimbette Green/Laurette

Bimbette Red/ Paulette

Cogsworth

Feather Duster/Dove

Gaston

Lumiére

Maurice

The Beast

Brave:

King Fergus

Merida*

Queen Elinor

Cinderella:

Anastasia Tremaine

Lady Tremaine*

Cinderella

Prince Charming

Coco:

Ernesto De La Cruz

Hector

Imelda Rivera

Migel Rivera*

Encanto:

Alma Madrigal*

Antonio Madrigal*

Augustine Madrigal

Bruno Madrigal

Camilo Madrigal*

Dolores Madrigal

Felix Madrigal

Isabella Madrigal

Julieta Madrigal

Luisa Madrigal

Mariano Guzman

Mirabel Madrigal*

Pedro Madrigal

Pepa Madrigal

Frozen:

Anna

Hans

Kristoff

Hercules:

Hades

Hercules

Megara/Meg

Incredibles:

Bob Parr (Mr.Incredible)

Dash Parr*

Edna "E" Mode*

Helen Parr (Elastagirl)

Lucius Best (Frozone)

Mirage

Syndrome

Violet Parr*

Lilo and Stitch:

Cobra Bubbles

David Kawena

Jumba Jookiba

Lilo*

Nani Pelekai

Pleakley

Stitch*

Angel*

Moana:

Maui

Moana*

Mulan:

Chien-Po

Hua Li

Hua Zhou

Ling

Mei

Mulan

Ping

Shan Yu

Su

Ting Ting

Yao

Nightmare before Christmas:

Jack Skellington

Oogie Boogie

Sally

Peter Pan:

Captain Hook

Peter Pan*

Shmi

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Davy Jones

Jack Sparrow

Princess and the Frog:

Charlotte La Bouff

Dr.Facilier

Eli "Big Daddy" La Bouff

Naveen

Tiana

Princess Bride:

Count Rugen

Fezzik

Inigo Montoya

Westley

Sleeping Beauty:

Maleficent

Tangled:

Flynn Ryder

Mother Gothel

Rapunzel*

The Little Mermaid:

King Triton

Ursula

Wreck it Ralph:

Fix-it Felix

Sergeant Calhoun

Vanellope Von Schweetz*

Wreck-it Ralph

Zootopia:

Bellwether

Chief Bogo

Clawhouser

Finnick

Fru Fru*

Gideon Grey

Judy Hoops

Lionheart

Mr.Big

Mr.Manchas

Nick Wilde

[evermorehqs]

CATCHING MY BREATH, STARING OUT AN OPEN WINDOW

Nyx Imelda is based on Nyx from Disney Fairies. She is a 28 year old fairy, museum security, and uses she/her pronouns. She has the power of flight and scouting. Nyx is portrayed by Yvette Monreal and she is open.

CATCHING MY DEATH, AND I COULDN’T BE SURE

Nyx didn’t have an easy job. From the day that she came to be, a weight was placed upon her shoulders --- a weight that sometimes felt too heavy to bear, and she never had a choice. It was exhausting, physically and mentally, being one of few meant to protect the entirety of her community. Always on the lookout for outside threats, be it humans, cougars and everything in-between. She was what stood between her kind and the collapse of all they’d ever known, and she would do whatever it took to keep Pixie Hollow a safe haven... no matter how drastic the measures. It followed her off duty, into nightmares, into paranoia over every distant howl. Over time she came to the harsh realization that if she didn’t desensitize herself from what had to be done, it would completely destroy her That led some to believing Nyx didn’t care, when the truth was she cared far too much. Her heart was not cold, it was guarded. What fairies like Fawn didn’t understand was when she brought dangerous animals into their world in attempt to save them, she put everyone else at risk. Nyx didn't want to hurt wildlife any more than her, but she had to look after their kind and if something happened to any of them, their blood was on her hands. She didn’t have the luxury of being soft. In that sense, Evermore was a relief. A complete and total shock to the system and the most alarming thing that had happened to her yet... but it was no longer her job to keep her eyes peeled. She wasn’t sure how she was supposed to relax when as far as she knew, danger was lurking at every corner, but what other options did she have? It was a hard habit to shake, especially not knowing what exactly it was that brought them here in the first place. She got a job as a security job at the local museum, as she needed to pay rent here and it was the only thing she knew. The strangest part might’ve been blending in with humans after years of hearing horror stories of what they would do, ready to aim and fire at any that discovered them back at home. Or maybe it was the way she couldn’t remember the last few months of her life before coming to in this quaint little town. All she knew was she wasn’t as foolish as some of the others, and she wasn’t about to let her guard down for anyone. And if that made her cold-hearted, so be it.

I HAD A FEELING SO PECULIAR

❀ Maximus Stoddard: His morals are strong. He seems to share similar sentiment about most things. In another life, maybe they could’ve been good friends, but Nyx has to keep him at a distance for her own safety. ❀ Cruz Ramirez: It’s hard to imagine anyone like that could be dangerous. Cruz just seems so genuine, sometimes she finds herself questioning if humans are that good at deceiving, or they’re just not all bad after all.  ❀ Shea Ziehl: Nyx has a strong feeling there’s something different about her, though she can’t put her finger on it. Shea might be the hottest woman she’s ever met... but she’s keeping her distance.

THAT THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE

[swynlake-rp]

In a magical town in the South of England, there's a collection of characters waiting to weave their tales. Whose story are you going to tell?

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, Phineas & Ferb) - The smell of smoke brings you back to your days as a Fireside Girl, and you long for simpler times. Perhaps bringing back the program for the next generation will help you find your own direction in life…

Princess Isabel Castillo Flores of Avalor (Isabel, Elena of Avalor) - You were second-in-line for the Avaloran throne when suddenly your country was thrown into chaos. A dark sorcerer amassed an army of supporters and now sits in your sister’s position. You like to think you’ve adjusted fine to Swynlake…have you?

Imelda Rivera (Imelda Rivera, Coco) - Some say anger is poison. You say anger is what protected you, at a time when you needed it desperately. Your anger has waned but that doesn’t mean you’ve gone soft; on the contrary, you’re more shrewd and prepared for whatever the world can throw at you than before. It’s why you mustered the courage to come to Swynlake, chasing after a mysterious clue…

Jesus Alzamirano Ramírez Ramirez (Soos, Gravity Falls) - From the wacky to the downright weird, you can never resist a good mystery. You just want to share your love of the unexplained with the world, but are they ready to listen? 

Irma Lair (Irma Lair, W.I.T.C.H.) - You're practically vibrating with excitement, tasked with your first mission here in Swynlake. Disgused as 'just a normal group of friends', you're meant to repair a tear in the fabric between universes. Uh! One problem. ...how?

Raine Whispers (Raine, The Owl House) - Violin strings, faded sheet music, the sound of applause in a concert hall… for so long you’ve played the perfect part, performing the role that everyone expected of you. But behind the curtain, you’re planning something – something big, something that will change the world for the better!

[byneddiedingo]

Mona Lisa and Hilda Koronel in Insiang (Lino Brocka, 1976) Cast: Hilda Koronel, Mona Lisa, Ruel Vernal, Rez Cortez, Nina Lorenzo, Marlon Ramirez, Mely Mallari, Carpi Asturias. Screenplay: Mario O'Hara, Lamberto E. Antonio. Cinematography: Conrado Baltazar. Art direction: Fiel Zabat. Film editing: Augusto Salvador. Music: Minda D. Azarcon. Lino Brocka's Insiang begins with a scene of pigs in an abattoir that's likely to put most carnivores off their feed for a while. It sets the tone for a story whose neo-realist approach is tinged with overtones of Greek myth: a tale of revenge that centers on a young woman betrayed by her lover as well as by her mother and her mother's lover. Think of Medea or Elektra brought up in the slums of Manila. The title character, played beautifully by Hilda Koronel, lives with her tense, quarrelsome mother, Tonya (Mona Lisa), who takes out her fury on Insiang at having been left by her husband. Then Tonya takes a much younger lover, Dado (Ruel Vernal), who furtively lusts after the pretty daughter. Insiang has a suitor her own age, Bebot (Rez Cortez), who wants her to sleep with him, but she insists on waiting until they have good jobs -- unemployment is rife in the slums -- and get married. But when Dado, who has moved in with the two women, rapes Insiang and then lies to Tonya that the young woman provoked him by bathing and sleeping naked, Insiang agrees to spend the night with Bebot and to begin a life with him. She wakes up in the sleazy hotel to find that Bebot has already gone, and when she finally finds him he gives her a cold shoulder. At this point, Insiang, once mild-mannered and long-suffering, turns into a woman bent on revenge, and finds ways to inflict it on Bebot, Dado, and her mother. Lino Brocka's direction and the performances by actors drawn from his theatrical company elevate the film into something of a small tour de force: It was shot in only seven days in places where it must have been difficult to film. There are no overt political messages being delivered by the film, but it's hard to avoid the consciousness that people have been forced into lives like these and shouldn't be. Is it enough to note that Imelda Marcos hated the film?

[birthqueen]

pleasantview round 8 starts off with the ramirez family! tessa is apparently the kind of person who does everything in her pajamas and i support it 100%

[wickedchoices]

i’m going to bed but first, i gotta shout out:

i.melda marisol castillo gonzales de r.ivera

s.ofya s.tanislovskievna s.omorkov-s.mirnoff

violetta apollonia s.antorini

teresa ixchel maricruz oriol

a.lexei d.mitryievich s.udayev

for having super long names that are a total mouthful goodnight

[storybrookeofold]

character navigation (1)

Snow White:

Snow White

Evil Queen

Huntsman

Prince Florian

7 dwarves

Magic Mirror

Pinocchio:

Pinocchio

Jiminy Cricket

Geppetto

The Blue Fairy

Fantasia:

Mickey Mouse

Yen Sid

Donald Duck

Daisy Duck

Minnie Mouse

Chernabog

Centaur/ettes

Madame Upanova

Hyacinth Hippo

Spring Sprite

Dumbo:

Dumbo

Timothy Q Mouse

Bambi:

Bambi

Thumper

Flower

Faline

Prince of the forest

Miss Bunny

Three Caballeros:

Donald Duck

Jose Carioca

Panchito Pistoles

Cinderella:

Cinderella

Lady Tremaine

Anastasia Tremaine

Drizella Tremaine

Gus Gus

Jaq

Fairy Godmother

Prince Charming

Footman

Bruno and Major

Lucifer

The King

Alice and Wonderland:

Alice

Queen of Hearts

Duchess

Mad Hatter

Caterpillar

Cheshire Cat

March Hare

Dormouse

White Rabbit

King of Hearts

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum

The red queen and king

The white queen and king

Jabberwocky

White knight and red knight

Peter Pan:

Peter Pan

Wendy Darling

John Darling

Michael Darling

Captain Hook

Tinkerbell

Darling Parents

Mr Smee

Tiger Lily

Lost Boys

Neverland Mermaids

Nana

Lady and the Tramp / II:

Lady

Tramp

Jock

Trusty

Mr Busy

Si and Am

Peg

Scamp

Angel

Buster

Junkyard gang

Annette, Colette & Danielle

Sleeping Beauty:

Aurora

Prince Phillip

Maleficent

King Stefan

Flora, Fauna & Merryweather 

King Hubert

Queen Leah

Diablo

101 Dalmations:

Pongo

Perdita

Cruella De Vil

Roger Radcliffe

Anita Radcliffe

Sword in the Stone:

Arthur/Wart

Merlin

Archimedes

Sir Ector

Sir Kay

Madam Mim

The Jungle Book/ II:

Mowgli

Baloo

Bagheera

Sher Khan

King Louie

Kaa

Colonel Hathi

Shanti

Aristocats:

Duchess

Thomas O’Malley

Marie

Toulouse

Berlioz

Edgar Balthazar

Roquefort

The Scat Cats

Madame Adelaide Bonfamille

Frou Frou

Abigail and Amelia Gabbie

Robin Hood:

Robin Hood

Maid Marion

Little John

King John

Friar Tuck

Lady Cluck

Sir Hiss

Sheriff of Nottingham

Alan-A-Dale

Winnie the Pooh:

Winnie

Rabbit

Eeyore

Piglet

Tigger

Kanga & Roo

Owl

Christopher Robin

The Rescuers / II:

Bernard

Bianca

Madame Medusa

Penny

Mr Snoops

Orville

Rufus

Wilbur

Cody

Marahute

Percival McLeach

Joanna

Jake

Fox and the Hound / II:

Copper

Tod

Big Mama

Amos Slade

Vixey

Chief

Cash

Dixie

Widow Tweed

Black Cauldron:

Taran

Eilonwy

Gurgi

Horned King

The Great Mouse Detective:

Basil

Rattigan

 David Dawson

Olivia

Fidget

Flaversham

Mrs Judson

Mouse Queen

Oliver and Company:

Oliver

Dodger

Fagin

Jenny

Bill Sykes

Tito

Georgette

Einstein

Francis

Rita

Roscoe and Desoto

Winston

The Little Mermaid:

Ariel

Prince Eric

Ursula

King Triton

Sebastian

Flounder

Scuttle

Marina Del Ray

Attina

Alana

Aquata

Arista

Adella

Andrina

Queen Athena

Morgana

Melody

Tip & Dash

Beauty and the Beast:

Belle

Beast/Adam

Gaston

Lumiere

Cogsworth

Mrs Potts

Chip

LeFou

Maurice

Philippe

Ms Wardrobe

Babette

Bimbettes

Angelique

Forte

Fife

Enchantress

Aladdin:

Aladdin

Jasmine

Jafar

Genie

Abu

Rajah

Sultan

Iago

Cassim

Sa’Luk

The Oracle

The Lion King:

Simba

Nala

Scar

Mufasa

Sarabi

Timon & Pumbaa

Zazu

Rafiki

Shenzi, Banzai and Ed

Kiara

Kovu

Zira

Nuka

Vitani

A Goofy Movie:

Goofy

Max

Pete

Roxanne

Powerline

Pocahontas:

Pocahontas

John Smith

Nakoma

Ratcliffe

Wiggins

Meeko

Chief Powhatan

Thomas

Grandmother Willow

Kocoum

Percy

Toy Story:

Woody

Buzz Lightyear

Bo Peep

Jessie

Bullseye

Stinky Pete

Barbie

Ken

Andy

Sid 

Emperor Zurg

Andys toys

Hunchback of Notre Dame:

Esmerelda

Quasimodo

Frollo

Captain Phoebus

Clopin

Victor, Hugo & Laverne

Djali

Archdeacon

Madellaine

Zephyr

Sarousch

Hercules:

Hercules

Megara

Hades

Zeus

Hera

Pain and Panic

Pegasus

Phil

The Muses

Mulan / II:

Fa Mulan

Mushu

Li Shang

Shan Yu

Yao

Ling

Chien-Po

Chi-Fu

Fa Zhou

Grandmother Fa

Fa Li

Matchmaker

The Emperor

Khan

Cri-kee

Mei

Ting-Ting

Su

A Bugs Life:

Flik

Atta

Dot

Queen Ant

Hopper

Circus Bugs

Tarzan:

Tarzan

Jane

Professor Porter

Clayton

Tantor

Terk 

Kala

Kerchak

Sabor

Emperors New Groove:

Kuzco

Yzma

Kronk

Pacha

Chicha

Chacha

Tipo

Malina

Atlantis:

Kida

Milo

Rourke

Mole

Helga Sinclair

Preston B Whitmore

Dr Sweet

Vinny

Aubrey

Mrs Packard

Cookie

Kashekim Nedakh

Monsters Inc:

James P Sullivan

Mike Wazowski

Boo

Randall Boggs

Celia Mae

Yeti

Mr Waternoose

Lilo & Stitch:

Lilo

Nani

David

Stitch

Jumba

Pleakley

Bubbles

Grand Councilwoman

Captain Gantu

Dr Hamsterviel

Reuben

Sparky

Leroy

Angel

Treasure Planet:

Jim Hawkins

John Silver

Dr Doppler

Captain Amelia

Sarah Hawkins

Scroop

Morph

Finding Nemo:

Dory

Nemo

Marlin

The Fishtank

Brother Bear:

Kenai

Koda

Rutt

Tuke

Sitka

Denahi

Tanana

Tug

Nita

Anda

Kata

Home on the Range:

Maggie

Grace

Buck

Mrs Calloway

Alameda Slim

Lucky Jack

Audrey

Pearl Gesner

Patrick

Rico

The Incredibles:

Bob Parr

Helen Parr

Dash Parr

Violet Parr

Edna Mode

Frozone

Syndrome

Mirage

Honey

Underminer

Winston Deavor

Evelyn Deavor

Tony Rydinger

Cars:

Lightning Mcqueen

Sally Carrera

Doc Hudson

Mator

Luigi

Guido

Ramone

Flo

Sheriff

Filmore

Chick Hicks

Strip Weathers

Lizzie

Mack

Red

Finn McMissle

Holly Shiftwell

Cruz Ramirez

Jackson Storm

Rataouille:

Remy

Linguini

Colette

Chef Skinner

Anton Ego

WALL-E:

Wall-e

Eve

Captain B McCrea

UP:

Carl

Russell

Dug

Ellie

Alpha

Beta

Gamma

Charles F Muntz

Kevin

Princess and the Frog:

Tiana

Naveen

Charlotte La Bouff

Dr Facilier

Mama Odie

Ray

Louis

Lawrence

Eli La Bouff

Tangled:

Rapunzel

Eugene/Flynn Ryder

Mother Gothel

Max

Pascal

The Stabbington Brothers

Brave:

Merida

Queen Elinor

King Fergus

The Witch

Harris, Hubert, Hamish

Angus

Maudie

MacGuffin’s

Macintosh’s

Dingwall’s

Wreck it Ralph:

Wreck-it Ralph

Vanellope von Schweetz

Fix-it Felix

Sergeant Calhoun

King Candy

The Racers

Shank

Yesss

Frozen:

Anna

Elsa

Kristoff

Hans

Sven

Olaf

Oaken

Honeymaren

Yelana

Lieutenant Mattias

Big Hero Six:

Hiro

Baymax

GoGo

Wasabi

Honey Lemon

Fred

Aunt Cass

Professer Callaghan

Inside Out:

Joy

Sadness

Anger

Fear

Disgust

Riley

Bing Bong

Zootopia:

Judy Hopps

Nick Wilde

Chief Bogo

Dawn Bellweather

Clawhauser

Mayor Lionheart

Gazelle

Moana:

Moana

Maui

Tamatoa

Hei Hei

Gramma Tala

Te Fiti

Chief Tui

Coco:

Miguel

Hector

Mama Coco

Ernesto de la cruz

Mama Imelda Rivera

Raya and the Last Dragon:

Raya

Sisu

[onward-magic-princess-barista]

My favorite ships (both platonic and romantic) expressed in the Hollywood trend of first/last name merge

Megules (Megara x Hercules)

Jylvia (James P. "Sulley" Sullivan x OC Sylvia Hamilton)

Lightfloaer (Barley Lightfoot x OC Kayleigh Wyldflaoer)

Atlik (Princess Atta x Flik)

Shiego (Shira x Diego)

Minkey (Minnie and Mickey Mouse)

Mazowski (Celia Mae x Mike Wazowski)

Carussell (Carl Fredrickson x Russell)

Revin (Russell x Kevin)

Carellie (Carl x Ellie Fredrickson)

Himelda (Hector x Imelda)

Mictor (Miguel x Hector)

Carug (Carl Fredrickson x Dug)

Mallie (Manny x Ellie)

Wazullivan (James P. "Sulley" Sullivan x Mike Wazowski)

Iarley (Ian x Barley Lightfoot)

Ianazey (Ian x Blazey)

Bo Peedy (Woody x Bo Peep)

Buckey (Bunny x Duckey)

Caribbles (Don Carlton x Sheri Squibbles)

Molley (Mater x Holley Shiftwell)

Crightning (Lightning Mcqueen x Cruz Ramirez)

Flot (Flik x Princess Dot)

Buzzie (Buzz Lightyear x Jessie)

Elsanna (Elsa x Anna)

Kristanna (Kristoff x Anna)

Solaf (Sven x Olaf)

Svistoff (Sven x Kristoff)

Sightning (Lightning Mcqueen x Sally)

Quasmerelda (Quasimodo x Esmeralda)

[heartsunholy-a]

random hc: my non-disney muses’s favorite disney princesses/heroine, prince/hero, villain, non-human characters / sidekicks / minor characters

allegra: meg, aladdin, maleficent, nick wilde

aurora: aurora (for obvious reasons) and tiana, kristoff, maleficent, maximus 

betty: esmerelda, flynn, scar, judy hopps

buffy: merida, shang, hades, audrey ramirez 

gianni: mulan, peter pan, captain hook, vinny santorini

hotshot: cinderella, aladdin, captain hook, dodger (but like...the entire cast of oliver and co.)

katherine: jasmine (wendy’s a close second), milo tatch, hades, marie from the aristocats

luna: elsa, hercules, anastasia tremaine (redemption arc ftw), stitch

mush: rapunzel, hercules, hades, thomas o’malley

noah: kida, flynn, chernabog, robin hood

phoebe: ariel, kristoff, dr. facilier, sally from nightmare

reggie: tinkerbell, kuzko, gaston, genie

spot: mulan, jim hawkins, dr. facilier, tramp

vera: belle, tarzan, rattigan, basil of baker street, 

veronica: jasmine (also mama imelda counts, fuck you), aladdin, ursula, josé and panchito from the three caballeros 

wednesday: maleficent. that’s it. maybe the horned king, but mostly maleficent

[andrewmoocow]

Fooly Falls 2 Ride on Shooting Star chapter 5: Ex-Partners in Crime (originally posted on May 30, 2019)

AN: And now the end is near. And so we face, the final curtain. My fans, I'll say it clear. I'll finish this tale, of course I am certain. I've wrote this sequel, I improved the source with my own flair. But after all of this, the climax is getting there. WKUHH ERBV, ZLWK GLVFRUG XQZDQWHG WZR ROG IULHQGV, ZLWK SDVWV IRUHYHU KDXQWHG RQH PDQ, DQ DQVZHU PDGH KLP GDXQWHG GHVWLQB OHIW WR EH DQVZHUHG, DQG WKHB'UH JRQQD EH HAKDXVWHG

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In the style of an old black and white film, an assembly of giant irons stood perfectly single file before the setting sun. Gwen quietly watched before turning away and picked a bottle up off the ground. She then discovered a dejected worker sitting in front of a campfire with his hardhat the only splash of color. Gwen examined the sight before her when she also discovered the outline of a skeleton beneath her feet, where she placed the bottle in the center of its chest. Just then the girl dropped to her side in pain, discovering a small disk stuck in her foot that she gave to the skeleton to serve as an eye. As a nearby engine roared, steam from a structure decorated with irons covered the monochrome land like a sandstorm, sweeping her up along the way. When Gwen opened her eyes, she laid in a colorful body of water with her beanie in hand. Then the world suddenly turned greyscale as she excitedly ran along the shoreline while the Medical Mechanica factory continued to stand upright.

-- Ian whistled a familiar tune while tuning up a large computer monitor nestled within Ford's study. "Ride on shooting star. Yabba dabba doo, somethi-ing." he quietly sang while making a few final touches and dismounted from his maintenance creeper. "Okay, main screen turn on?" "Yeah, main screen turn on." Dipper answered turning to a certain someone tied up and fast asleep in a chair. "Rise and shine old friend." he announced placing a freshly cooked chicken leg under Haruko's nose, and the delicious scent wafting into it finally woke her up. "W-what happened?" she asked slowly beginning to wake up. "Last thing I remember was working on something before there was this napkin that covered me and-hey!" "There's no escaping this Raharu. You will give us the answers on your past that we've been searching for!" Ford declared dramatically stepping out of the shadows. "And perhaps some clues on what you're planning this time. Kanda?" "Will do." Tsukata replied hooking the Vespa Woman up to the machine with a helmet resembling a strainer and the monitor finally activated. "This was originally built to defend minds from the dream demon known as Bill Cipher, but now it's been rebuilt to simply read them and view the memories within." "This could be it everyone, our biggest breakthrough!" Dipper cackled joyously as it began booting up. "You okay there Dipper? You've slowly grown more unhinged." Ian asked nervously placing a hand on the older man's shoulder before he was slapped away. "I'm not going unhinged, I'm just excited to finally see through her lies once and for all!" Dipper continued lighting up a fifth cigarette. "So much so that I've literally cut my smokes in half!" "Yeah, he's officially snapped." Kanda commented taking a puff of his own cigarette and sitting down next to Haruko. "Oy, a bunch of losers the lot of you." Haruhara japed with a grin. "You've all become conspiracy theorists who'd resort to kidnapping an expecting mother just to prove a point. And since when did you take up smoking?" "Since I failed to quit." the agent muttered. "And I've been doing it to help me calm down." Dipper added taking a break from his mini-celebration. "Augh, my back." Haruko groaned struggling to reach for her back. "Must be the ropes getting a bit too tight, or you're just getting old." Kanda commented. "Naw, can't really age." the woman responded. "I've been 19 for what feels like ages now." "How many years exactly?" Ford asked writing in a new journal. "Hell if I know, probably ever since I met you-know-who." Haruko answered. "The summer I turned seventeen, was when I took up smoking for the first time." Kanda explained. "Sort of the same with me, only I took up smoking to deal with becoming a father." Dipper replied just as Project Mentem started acting up. "Oh my God, it's finally time!" "Can't believe it took one conversation for it to get started." Ian remarked pounding at the machine. "Well, let's get cracking." After a few moments of static, a full image revealed itself as a slightly younger looking Haruko dressed in drab work-clothes with a familiar iron in the background. "Wait a minute, is that-" Dipper exclaimed while his eyes widened. "Yep. Haruha Raharu, ex-factory worker." Raharu groaned in resignation over her past. "And it was back when Medical Mechanica had control over my planet too." As the younger Vespa Woman continued trudging about her day, Ford lost interest. "Let's just skip to the interesting stuff." the scientist declared fast-fowarding through the memory until it stopped at Haruha rocking out on some equipment as a makeshift drumkit. "Now that's the little devil we know!" "Hey, keep it down in there Haruha!" a strict, snarly voice cried out to her barging into the room. He was a tall, robust figure with a thick mustache, very long nose and a comically large cigar in his mouth. "Ah, good ol' Heinzenberg. A real J. Jonah he was, really miss when he would scream like crazy at everyone." Haruko reminisced on her former boss. "Either stop those abominable sounds or I'll do it for you!" Heinzenberg screamed pulling out a laser blaster and firing, but his rebellious employee swiftly escaped. "Try and catch me brushface!" "Wow, seems like everyone hated your guts." Dipper remarked as the fight between Haruha & Heinzenberg tore the workplace apart, to the ire of everybody else. When the dust settled, the area was in shambles and Heinzenberg was completely furious. "HAAAAAAA-RUUUUUUU-HAAAAAARAAAAA! YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU'REEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEDDDDD!" "Was he really that loud?" Ford asked as the Haruha on the screen was dragged away by security robots. "Yep, to the point where one had to add extra letters to whatever he was screaming." Haruko cackled before her smirk turned into a frown as Kanda fast-fowarded to the biker's home life, where she was being harshly scolded by a man presumed to be her father. "Do you realize what you've done Haruha?!" "Abusive parent, correct?" Ian interviewed their captive. "Oh you better believe it. The old man was a completely irredeemable piece of shit who loved drinking more than his own family." Raharu declared morosely, turning away from that ugly part of her past. "And as for my mom, pretty sure she got killed by him in a drunken rage. But who knows, I barely knew her." "Your slacking off and playing that infernal music nearly got us all in trouble!" Mr. Raharu drunkenly shouted after smacking his daughter across the face. "Either behave like every other girl on this godforsaken planet or never show your face around me again!" Just then, the cruddy former apartment home of Haruha started rumbling and a loud voice bellowed "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT!" The ceiling began falling to pieces little by little, all capped off with a steel girder losing its support and falling right over Haruko's father. "WHAT THE FU-" was all he could scream before the girder reduced him to a puddle of red. "The Cromulons!" Ford exclaimed fast-fowarding to Haruko on stage before the giant planet-sized heads gazing down on her. "PLANET WASPRUS, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" the Cromulon boomed. "So what, do they go around screaming at planets?" Kanda asked. "And what do they want to be shown?" "The Cromulons are a race of giant floating heads who force the inhabitants of planets to perform in their own musical contest show." Haruko answered. "My planet frowned upon any form of creativity, but I just loved sticking it to the man." "Aw shitballs you guys, we gotta run!" the belches of a middle aged man sounded as he and his two companions, a stonefaced bird person and a catlike creature, ran for the hills to a hijacked cargo ship. "Hey, the old gang!" Haruko chirped excitedly. "Wait, the what?" Ian asked staring at the screen. "Those my boy, were the Flesh Curtains." Ford stated putting a hand on the eldest Ramirez's shoulder. "A band consisting of Rick Sanchez, an old frenemy of mine; and his two weird comrades Birdperson and Squanchy." "And it's not just them. Look." Birdperson announced pointing upward to a giant red phoenix that warped itself over Wasprus. "IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST DISQUALIFIER!" the Cromulon boomed. "LEGENDARY PIRATE KING ATOMSK, SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!" While Rick and his posse urged the younger Haruko to not give in, she was utterly mesmerized by Atomsk's might as she slowly stepped towards him. "Don't do it babe, that's Atomsk! His power will seriously screw with your head!" Rick warned, but Haruha didn't listen and reached out to the giant bird while her hair turned into its trademark pink. A large chain wrapped around the Pirate King's neck attached to the girl's wrist and she pulled it with all her might, eventually breaking it in two. Just as Atomsk screeched, Raharu was dragged away by Birdperson and raced to the cargo ship, escaping the doomed Wasprus in the nick of time when it completely exploded. "Welp, there goes that gig." Rick groaned in defeat taking a chug out of a flask. "How's our extra cargo doing?" "Still out squanch from Atomsk." the cat-person stated checking for a pulse just as their passenger came to. "Oh geez, what happened?" Haruha moaned rubbing her head when she took notice of the old man, the bird and the cat surrounding her. "Where am I, and who are all of you?!" "Well I can assure you miss, I am not a man in a suit that will teach you the alphabet." Birdperson answered. "You may call me Birdperson. These two are my bandmates Squanchy and Rick." "Okay, we played the name game. But where's my planet?!" Raharu shouted grabbing the two animal-like creatures by their collarbones. "Well funny story babe, might wanna squanch around and see what happened." Squanchy suggested trying to break free and the future Vespa Woman took his suggestion, gazing out the back window to find what was left of her home planet. "My home's all gone." Haruha muttered shedding a few tears, but those tears were soon replaced with a celebratory manic grin. "I'M FREE!" "Whoa now, aren't you the least bit torn up about everyone you ever loved there now pretty much dead?" Squanchy stated. "I don't care, cause no one felt that about me either!" the Flesh Curtains' passenger whooped. "No more shitty dad, no more boring job, and no more stifling of creativity!" "Hell yeah, now you're speaking my language!" Rick replied merrily. "Hey, didn't get your name lass. What do they call you?" he asked putting a microphone to the girl's mouth. "I'm Haruha Raharu." she introduced herself. "Hm, doesn't roll off the tongue as much." the drunken traveler commented. "You ever tried picking up a name like the ones in the comics like Peter Parker, Reed Richards, Billy Batson or Fred Flintstone?" "I don't believe that last one came from a comic." Birdperson tried to correct his bandmate until he was shushed. "I got a great one! How about Haruko Haruhara?" Sanchez announced pretending to knight the girl with what would become her famous Rickenbacker bass. "I like it, really does sound like those old comics!" the newly renamed Vespa Woman exclaimed. "So where to?" "Wherever the hell we want to!" Squanchy answered pointing onward before the fond memory paused itself. "Ah, the old gang. We were kinda like the Fab Four back then. Rick was Paul, Birdperson was Lennon, Squanchy was Ringo and yours truly was George." Haruko thought back to happier times with a smile. "The four of us were unstoppable! Traveling the multiverse, playing gigs, sticking it to the man, making crossovers and just having fun regardless!" Haruko managed to sneak her foot out of one of her boots to fiddle with Project Mentem and fast-forwarded through many events during her travels with Rick. In particular were running from an angry mob of robots resembling ones & zeros in a city within a computer, holding a concert for tons of excited colorful fans with gemstones on their bodies, playing with a golden snail that had a phone attached to its shell which led to an entire island being destroyed, defacing a money bin and all other sorts of mischief. "But then everything went horribly wrong when we planned what I call 'The Mechanica Mission'." she stated sadly stopping at the four nomads looking over current plans. "-ere's what we're gonna do. Haruko will infiltrate the Brotherhood and rise through their ranks so she can allow us to find Atomsk." Rick explained. "Afterwards, Squanchy will break into the Medical Mechanica factory where our contact has stated he's being held in while Birdperson & I form a distraction." "So even being a first-class space patrol officer was part of your scheme as well?!" Ford exclaimed. "To be honest, I don't know what I expected." "Don't wanna delve too much into it but in a nutshell, everything went to shit." Haruko regaled forwarding faster to a standoff between her and Rick in front of a Medical Mechanica factory with armies of insectoid aliens & Medical Machines on either side, their bandmates hovering nearby on another hijacked ship and Atomsk appearing out of a giant wormhole. "So all this time, we were just being used so that you can have sex with Atomsk?!" Rick screamed as he felt betrayed by his partner. "Pretty sure his pecker is way too big to fit in your hive! And I'm really going to regret those puns!" "But wasn't there ever a time in your life where you sought after ultimate power?!" the Vespa Woman responded sadistically. "Bitch, I've been possessed by those types before! But did I use those to turn on those I legitimately care for!" the alcoholic nihilist shouted preparing to attack with his guitar. "It's no use Rick, get back here before the portal reaches maximum instability!" Birdperson cautioned his bandmate. "I'll be back in a bit you guys, gotta settle the score first." Sanchez snarled mounting what would become Haruko's Vespa scooter and charging at her with battle cry and bass. Raharu would do the same and then, the video faded to snow leaving the four men utterly flabbergasted. "So it all makes sense now." Kanda declared shutting it off. "Or at least, as much sense as a person like Haruko can make it." "Other dimensions? Wait til the others hear about this!" Ian added excitedly. "Maybe I could pitch this to whatever big Hollywood director hasn't had their reputation ruined." "At least we finally got our answers Dipper." Ford said to his greatnephew, but he received no answer. "Dipper?" Dipper on the other hand stared emptily at the blank screen contemplating over everything they just watched. Her home planet, that crazy man, the multiverse, Medical Mechanica, Atomsk. In the time he knew Haruko, her past was a total enigma with the exception of how she was a space cop gone rogue, but even that was all a sham. He began lightly snickering while clutching his head. "Ha." he flatly laughed. "Ha ha ha. Ffnk, ahoo. Ahoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo." Dipper's sanity began tumbling down even faster before his chuckling turned into full-blown insane cackling. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Dipper, stop laughing and answer me!" Stanford demanded his now completely insane apprentice. "IT WAS ALL A LIE! IT WAS ALL A LIE!" Dipper screamed merrily continuing his mad chortling and smashing the screen. "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!" "Uh, has anyone seen Haruko?" Ian asked pointing out the empty stool spinning in a circle. "It seems Dipper's little episode here has given her an opportunity to flee." Ford observed on the verge of coming to a shocking conclusion. "But where could she be off t-Oh no." Just as fast as he made his realization, Ford bolted out of his study and went up the elevator to follow the lying motorist. "Where's he off to?" Kanda asked Ian. "Stan is holding a little wake for Jinyu," the eldest Ramirez son answered. "And I don't want to know what Haruko will be up to."

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A small drum accompanied a confused rabbi singing for Julia Jinyu in front of the equally unaware attendees who are staring at Stanley and wondering among themselves why they're attending a funeral for someone who was basically unknown to them. "We have no idea who the deceased is, but I can promise she will rest in peace. May He take good care of this woman, and continue to watch over us all." the rabbi chanted before clearing his throat, switching his Jewish dialect for a growling Midwestern accent. "All right Pines, pay up!" he shouted holding out his hand and expecting cash. "Haven't got all day, have a wedding in Alabama to preside over." "Who's the lucky underage victim and their offender?" Stan asked fishing a wad of thousands out of his wheelchair. "Don't want to get anyone here mad, but it's a juicy one!" the rabbi replied with a smug grin. After snatching his bills from the old man's hand, he wordlessly allowed the audience to give their condolences before leaving. First came Senator Gideon Gleeful. Although he and Stanley made amends, there was still a friendly contempt between the two. "So how's that conspiracy against President Kitaki going?" the con-artist asked his old enemy. "Moving along quite nicely Pines. Already got the Fundshausers on my side." Gideon replied turning to Grenda & Marius with a wink and a grin. "Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm probably going to being voting for you." Stan admitted. "The less we need of that old hag trying to ban the possibility of intergalactic travel, the better!" Next came Masurao. "Hey I know you! You're that guy from Little Asia!" the great-uncle exclaimed. "I am sorry for your loss sir, but I'm on borrowed time." Masurao apologized before scurrying outside. "What's his deal?" "So the damn thing stood up? And it's also getting foggy." Masurao stated spying on the upright iron from below with Eyepatch. "It'll go away when the sun reaches its peak." Eyepatch responded. "Did we really need to make a pitstop at the Shack on our way there?" "Even if it doesn't have a fraction of the power it once had." his partner remarked gazing upon Canti's head while Aiko spied on the two men without their knowledge. "Don't worry, just forget about it." Eyepatch assured him before they departed in a pickup truck carrying the Medical Machine's remains while the funeral continued on as normal. Eventually the two made it to an orbit elevator area in Portland where a doglike man waited for them. "Hey champ, you training hard for tomorrow?!" Eyepatch greeted the worker with a fistbump. "Oh you know, just trying to save my money." the other man replied. "Feel free to just head on in, warehouse should be up ahead." "Good on the money sport. It's important to make plans for the future y'know." Eyepatch complimented, which warranted a grumble from Masurao. When the worker tried to pick up Canti's head, it suddenly turned on for a split second. "Hey, watch how you're handling that thing Mutt!" Masurao ordered. "It's like, vintage!" "Yeah, this is pretty heavy. My bad." Mutt quickly apologized. "That thing's a piece of junk anyways champ. Hakuna matata as they always say!" Eyepatch casually stated which earned him an earful from his younger companion. "Are you insane?! Do you have any idea how much that-" "I totes got it sir." Mutt assured them. "You know, I had a hard time throwing away my first cellphone! Sentimental value is sometimes worth the most." "You don't understand at all!" Masurao continued shouting before the other two men laughed. -- Back at Jinyu's funeral in Gravity Falls, Arnold grimly faced the wall while Juan & Jorge tried to apologize. "Please, you gotta forgive us Arnie!" the twins cried bowing to the floor in shame. "We'll do anything to make it up to you! Would you like to come with us to that new amusement park opening up?" "I'd rather go with someone who won't deliberately leave me to die just because of their manliness obsession." Arnold glowered not ever taking his eyes off the wall. "But if we bring girls with us, we'll get a hefty discount! Like 99% I heard! Aiko asked me to come with her!" Juan tried appealing to their sullen friend, but he still received no answer even as Gwen entered the room. "Fine, be a jerkass for pretty much barely any rhyme or reason for all we care!" Suddenly, Haruko abruptly barged into the living room riding on her scooter and wearing Jinyu's shades, interrupting the funeral and enraging Stan. She slammed her hands on the coffin to speak to the audience. "So listen up everybody, cause I have an important announcement to make! Kay?" Haruko declared. "I am, um, gonna get married!" she announced switching into a wedding dress to everyone's bewildered cheering. "And everyone is invited! Yes I mean everyone!" "I congratulate you on your marriage madame, but this is a place of mourning. Please save your speech til after the wake." one of Gideon's bodyguards with long hair stated. "Do we have visual on crazy pregnant biker that just interrupted a funeral?" "Noted. Prepare for detainment." his black jerry-curled partner replied swapping the burger he was eating for a cattle prod. "Oh wait wait wait, you can't inflict violence on an expecting mother & housewife like that!" Haruko exclaimed turning into a homemaker with a creepy baby doll on her back. "Now let me tell you all the tale of how my husband and I, fell. In. Love." "So my hubby and I met at an amusement park in Portland, and I was there during sunset." the so-called mother narrated through children's crayon drawings. "Clumsy ol' me was about to get hit by a roller coaster when HE swept in to save me like I was a damsel in distress! It was MY HUBBY!" The final drawing depicted Haruko kissing a humanoid red bird which struck a chord in Gwen, as if she had seen him before. "So remember everyone, amusement parks are a paradise!" the Vespa Woman preached. "Forget this sobstory, let's go have so-" "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RUUUUUUUUU-KOOOOOOOOOOO!" Stan screamed as loud as his nearly eight decade old lungs could cut his former friend off. "Oh hey, didn't see you there Stanley! Thought this was your funeral." Haruko remarked finally realizing who the funeral was for. "Oh, for Jinyu? You guys barely even chatted!" "Don't play coy with me Haruko! You know I'm being serious since I'm not calling you Raharu!" Stan screamed while Soos & Mabel tried to hold him back. "This will be the chapter where I'll get payback for what you've done to my family all those years ago!" "Okay I just started caring, what?" a plaid-shirted man with some grey in his brown hair & goatee asked. "The rest of you get on outta here! This is between me and her!" Stan commanded and the funeral attendees ran outside just as the coffin was opened by Sammy Determined, a tanned, geeky young man with large glasses and a beauty mark on his chin. "I've been stuck in this coffin pretending to be a dead body for like half an hour. Can I go home now?" "You're excused Sam." Stan politely accepted and Sammy raced out the door within half the blink of an eye. "Anyway, I challenge you to a little standoff sweetheart! You and me, Gravity Falls pool, be there or be half of a square!" The grunkle was just about to leave when he made a mechanical arm appear to grab Arnold. "And you're coming with me Arnold, since you're just as much of a victim here." "Help me." Arnold whimpered as he was taken outside just as Ford and Tsukata burst into the living room. "Oh lord, I'm too late!" he shouted racing around the area for any sign of his brother. "I knew this would happen, I just knew." he groaned pinching the bridge of his nose when Gwen spoke up. "What would happen Greatkle Ford?" "I just knew Raharu would purposefully cut off this funeral to get Stanley's goat." Stanford answered. "Though I'm pretty sure she's lying about being pregnant." "Hey, have you seen Dipper anywhere? Haven't seen him since you kidnapped Haruko." Mabel asked for her brother while the Vespa Woman flipped him off behind her. "We just did some digging through her mind and what we found just...broke him." Kanda answered mournfully. "Who do you think is still available right now?" "Mom and Tyrone are. They're having a mother-son day in watching bad movies." Gwen answered. "Well what are you waiting for dudette? Call 'em!" Soos urged the girl. "Hey Gwennie, wouldn't you rather go to the amusement park instead? You're the one that I wanted to go." Haruko tried to make her change her mind. "I'm not going miss." Gwen quietly said picking up her phone. "GWEN-NIE!" -- "Ha ha ha ha, now I look like an even bigger idiot!" Tyrone & Wendy monotonously cackled in unison in response to the horrible costume worn by the leading man of "Invasion of The Bear-Eating Man Family" while Tyrone knitted a new sweater for Stan. "Wow, Joel Nelson clearly had no idea what made good costuming!" he laughed. "Still slightly better than the outfit he made Michelle Hodgson wear." Wendy replied. "Or lack thereof." Just then, the phone rang. "I got it!" Tyrone shouted racing to the phone, but his mother was also focused on answering which resulted in a play-fight that her son quickly won. "Pines cabin, Tyrone speaking!" Tyrone said. "Ty, thank goodness I can reach you." Gwen sighed in relief. "Listen, has Dad come home recently?" "He's holed himself up in our room a couple minutes ago after getting a can of Willy-Nilly's Coffee beans and a knife." Wendy answered. "I'm getting really worried for him. Tyrone honey, can you go up to check on your father?" "Will do Mommy!" Tyrone accepted with a salute and merrily made his way upstairs, but his cheerfulness quickly turned into dread the further he got. When he opened the door to his parents' room, there Dipper was emptily gazing at an old Petra the Pterodactyl video while munching on raw coffee beans and squeezing a Petra plush and his son's beloved stuffed pig Waddles II in his arms. "I'm asking you for a survey Nilly, do you like Willy-Nilly's Coffee?" Dipper asked through Petra to Waddles II. "No, no I don't." Waddles II replied before Petra suddenly held a knife in its tiny three-fingered hand. "Well survey says everyone does. Because anyone who doesn't gets shanked." Petra revealed about to stab the pig before Tyrone performed a diving save on his pig. "NOOOO!" "T-T-Tyrone? What are you doing?!" Dipper shouted even more neurotically than usual. "No, I wanna know what are you doing! You tried to stab Waddles daddy!" Tyrone cried hugging his father worriedly. "I'm so sorry sport, I've just been going through some things lately." the older male responded hugging him back. "Just some...revelations making me go cuckoo for cocoa." "Like what?" his son asked. "Well for example, Raharu actually came from another dimension where she met this scientist who behaved an awful lot like Stan." Mason explained. "They went on adventures across the multiverse together, playing music and causing borderline madness. Eventually they formed a plan to steal the Pirate King Atomsk from Medical Mechanica but that went south and then everything after that was just white noise." "Wow, that sounds even cooler than what you did with her Dad!" Tyrone exclaimed in awe. "Cool, kinda. Healthy, no way in Hell." Dipper concluded putting a hand on his youngest's shoulder. "We gotta find and stop her at once. Where's your sister and cousin?" "Arnold got taken by Greatkle Stan to participate in his little feud with Haruko and I'm not sure what's up with Gwen, but I really hope everything will turn out okay!" Arnold declared with optimism, blissfully unaware of the oncoming chaos while a faint knock on the door was heard. -- "I won't let you involve my family in your schemes anymore!" Stan shouted to Haruko from the other side of the empty swimming pool. "And I don't want to be involved here!" Arnold cried begging to be let go. "Please Stan, Pacifica will kick your ass hard when she hears about this!" "Oh? You think I'm the bad guy for getting your family all tangled up in my schemes, pyon?" Haruko playfully mocked standing on the other side with her red jacket over a blue one-piece. "For a wannabe white knight, you sure are quite the hypocrite." "Arnie, bass." Stanley commanded his great-great nephew as he pushed a button on the armrest of his wheelchair that transformed it into a miniature exoskeleton to help him walk properly. "Wait, since when could you do that?!" Arnold exclaimed in shock while unveiling a certain Jazzmaster for his great-great uncle to use. "There are tons of things about my wheels that you never knew about, and some you'll never know about." Stan stated taking the guitar and slinging it over his shoulder with both hands. "Well what're you waiting for? Come at me!" "Okay. Let's do this." Haruko chummily declared just as her former friend angrily charged, but she quickly blocked the bass with just her feet. "I know you're super old, but you really got no talent nya." she groaned in disappointment. The wasp continued blocking all of Stan's attempts to land a hit and when it seemed like he was finally about to score one, instead came being kicked into the pool shed. "You learned how to fight with your back, right? Cause it seems like time has made you forget!" Stan was just about ready to surrender until he spotted Arnold nervously sitting on a deck chair and got an idea. "Tag me out kid! Tag me out!" he called for the boy while reaching out his hand. "Wait, you're serious? You want me to fight her?" Arnold said curiously. "Well, this could be a chance for me to be manly without a certain duo threatening my life." The pair high-fived and Arnold picked up the Jazzmaster to use. "I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss!" he quietly chanted to himself while charging forward and preparing a mighty swing, but Haruko then swiftly dodged it. "Whatever you wanna do blondie, you gotta do it with strength!" she announced sticking a perfect landing. Arnold however remained resolute and began muttering "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!" "This is where Stan wanted to fight Raharu!" Ford explained to Gwen & Tyrone while the three arrived at the pool but instead of seeing the other grunkle fight her, it was instead Arnold taking off his sweatervest and trying to swing again. "Use your hips, arms relaxed, chin tucked in." Haruha instructed her opponent after yet another nimble avoidance, but Arnold simply didn't listen and escaped from her grasp. "You're no good m'boy, no good at all!" "JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!" Arnold howled rigorously trying one last time to smack her, but was knocked down with a small tap and a declaration of "Oint." "Stan, do you have any idea what in God's name you're doing to Arnold?!" Ford hissed from the other side of the chain fence to his brother. "Don't go accusing me, the kid's just as much a victim as the rest of us!" Stan replied with a holler. "Okay, maybe I am partially to blame." "Go get'er cuz, show her what we've taught you!" Tyrone cheered for his cousin before he suddenly realized that he cheered a bit too late. "Oh right, you're down for the count. Sorry!" "If strength was measured by the hits one took, then you wouldn't be considered such a loser." Haruko said to Arnold while her bracelet began tingling once again. "To be honest, I thought you'd be better given your heritage. That's why you were taught all those things, to increase your manliness I heard. But I guess all those were for nothing because you know just about as much." As Gwen watched, something in her began trembling and her hat glowed faintly. "That's where you're wrong Raharu. You don't know anything either." Arnold argued bravely to her confusion. "The truth is, I'm completely unsatisfied!" This angered Haruko before she decided to remove her jacket right on top of the boy, which finally made Gwen go berserk. The force given off by her beanie blasted the door away and rapidly sucked Arnold inside her head. "Wait, what's going on!?" "He was right. Pacifica's gonna put all of us in the morgue." Stan regarded fearfully realizing his huge mistake when the absorption concluded leaving everyone shocked. All that was left was a bizarre black cutout with Arnold's Northwest ring on the finger. "Uh, my bad! Things will probably get worse than usual this time around." Haruko sheepishly apologized before mounting on her Vespa and preparing to take off. "I'll be waiting. She zoomed off leaving the four Pines and what was left of Arnold at the pool. "Hey, get back here you bitchy bassist! We still haven't settled our score yet!" Stan cursed angrily shaking his fists at the clouds. Gwen in comparison was utterly heartbroken by what she did to her cousin. "Oh I am so sorry about what happened to Arnold little lady." Ford said trying to comfort her. "You know, this reminds me of my Backupsmore days. Our school just won a cross-country event and we decided to celebrate by tearing everything apart. You should've seen the pool! They flipped the bitch!" "Where were you during that time?" Tyrone asked. "My roommate and I didn't want to take any part in the riot for safety reasons, so we went out for Italian." his genius great-grunkle answered. "I only wanted to lighten the mood after what happened just now, but I'm not sure how it'll work." -- Across town, business was booming at the amusement park with dozens of excited visitors of all ages stampeding through the entrance, most of them being couples. The Ramirez children were among these couples most notably Leia & Ezra, leaving Ian to watch over Juan, Jorge and Abby. "Does anyone have an idea on where Imelda is?" Ian asked his younger siblings while taking a bite out of some confectionery treats from the food stands. "She said that she got a part-time job here but hasn't come back." "While I'm just as concerned for Mel, all I want to know is WHERE IS AIKO?!" Juan cried out furiously typing on his phone. Elsewhere in the park, Tonkichi quietly observed two men fighting for the love of a girl and accidentally getting caught in each other before a red force took over their heads. "Excuse me sir, how much longer will this test ride go on?" Imelda asked Tonkichi. "Oh not too much longer." the theme park owner assured the seven-year-old. "All you gotta do is just stay right there my girl." As for Masurao, he was currently examining the park's webpage with Eyepatch. "Wait, hold on. Not that one." his senior citizen superior stated. "What? I thought it was Mr. Dodo." Masurao replied. "Don't you forget that we're dealing with super top secret stuff here, so that means we must activate the hidden communication mode." Eyepatch advised the younger male. "Go to the shopping section and push the little kiwi strap." "Which one?" Masurao exclaimed trying to find that strap. "The fluffy one right down there." On Eyepatch's commands, Masurao clicked on the image of a kiwi that led the two to a dining menu page. "Are you sure? The link went to a menu." he muttered in confusion. "Now just push She's So Chicky Wings." When he clicked on the menu item, it then guided to an article on one of the rides. "The Icarus Fall is the world's third-fastest falling ride?" "Wait wait wait, go back up!" Eyepatch shouted. "That's gotta be it, the falling one!" he added excitedly. "Uh, they're all falling." Masurao responded not knowing what his boss just said. "The one with the little emu!" "But which one?" "The one with the fluffy wings!" "You have to be more specific!" "THERE!" With a smack of his cane, Eyepatch made Masurao tap the emu which made Tonkichi appear on a video screen in his dodo costume. "Hello there, it's Mr. Dodo!" he merrily greeted them. "It's me." Masurao stoically greeted. "Don't be so sorry. Sometimes a kid will come calling me." the receiver grimly replied when another child greeted him. "Hi Mr. Dodo!" "Hey kid!" Tonkichi waved his wing at the passing child before returning to his teammates. "And any updates from Kanda?" "Nothing yet, though he has promised." Masurao answered. "But we did see the recently installed viking ship. We'll also have to deal with Immigration matters, but I don't want to rush you too much." "And what of the flower pot? Is it complete yet?" Tonkichi continued asking. "Uh sure. It can be activated at any time." Masurao muttered nervously. "The plant is online, alright!" Eyepatch declared, but their partner was too busy trying to greet a pair of girls who didn't want to be near him. "Can you please focus on your real job and see the data I sent you?" the younger redhead groaned incredulously. "This is a real job too!" Tonkichi argued. "Don't you know that this park helps fun-" "Do you think we can make do without that pot?" Eyepatch asked his colleague as the latter closed the video on Tonkichi and Aiko overheard their conversation. "I doubt it." Masurao groaned in defeat. "If you can't activate the flower pot, any backup plans we come up with will be useless!" "Shut up, I know that!" Aiko's father exclaimed while his daughter went upstairs to look for money she made off her dating service in a jack-o-lantern situated in her closet. "Aiko." Masurao called for his daughter while she frantically closed the closet door. "What is it?" the girl asked and her dad just looked down for a moment. -- "So which one of us do you think Pacifica will kill first?" Stan asked while Tyrone helped put his wheelchair back together, Gwen examined the balloon that was once her cousin and Ford collected some leftover pool water that he put into a beaker. "Personally, I'm betting on you poindexter since you started all this by bringing Gwen here." "I started this?!" Ford shouted angrily. "You're the one who's fostered this animosity with Raharu for literally twenty years ever since she first left us!" Still fuming, the scientist examined the beaker he had just used along with four others containing radioactive waste, soy sauce, machine oil and a strand of pink hair. "And what are you up to?" Stan asked gazing at the beakers. "Just been experimenting on some substances to make a superhuman formula. Just got some pool water from here, soy sauce from Little Asia, radioactive sludge from Scuttlebutt Island, machine oil and some of Raharu's hair." "How is that going to do anything of substance you nerd?" Stanley hissed. "Well, other than probably give you a killer stomachache." "It's still highly experimental brother, so maybe there is a chance of a killer stomachache." Stanford agreed before the two great-grunkles gazed at Gwen holding the balloon in her arms. "S-so thirsty." a familiar voice croaked through Arnold's ring. "W-water." "Great Caesar's ghost, he's alive!" Tyrone exclaimed while his big sister took the balloon to the pool showers. "Hey, put on a smile sis! Arnold's still out there!" he tried to cheer her up when the showers seemingly activated on command. "I don't want to remember what happened this morning." Gwen monologued reminiscing to earlier that day in manga form. -- "Oh good morning Gwennie!" Wendy greeted her daughter coming down the stairs. "Check it out, Jinyu left us so many clean & unbroken plates." Gwen however wasn't interested. "Something the matter my little pecan pie?" her mother asked. "I'm just back to my normal self, that's all." "No, you seem eerily different." Wendy said concernedly just as her daughter stepped outside and she realized something. "I've...changed?" Gwen stuttered going back inside to find her mom packing some small boxes. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Just...have fun at the Shack little dude. And tell Stan I send my condolences." Wendy said trying to dodge the question. "And also tell Arnold his aunt says hey!" "Seriously mom, why are you packing? Are we going to move?!" Gwen shouted suddenly getting angry. "I thought Dad wanted to stay here to catalogue all the weird crap going on here and hang with Aunt Mabel!" Wendy frowned to herself over her daughter's feelings before turning back to her. "I think it's time we try something different. Y'know, I always wanted to live in Portland." That was when Gwen's beanie beeping began to coincide with her bursting into tears. -- Returning to the present, the shower stopped and the balloon began to inflate in Gwen's arms. "Hey, is this about losing Jinyu, Greatkle Stan getting mad at Haruko, or losing Arnold?" Tyrone tried to console the older girl. "I'm here for you if you wanna shoulder to cry on." The balloon reached its maximum size and drifted to the ceiling above the kids. Taking a poolstick, Gwen grabbed it and took it outside where it was properly able to ascend. And then, as her beanie began blinking once again, she made a miniature crater beneath her feet which horrified her present family. "Find, the others, now." Ford muttered. -- "Hi, I'm Mr. Dodo!" Tonkichi greeted the happy couples in his mascot costume, but none were paying attention. "Looks like everyone's having a great time, am I right? Hey! Boys and girls!" he exclaimed while a group of employees armed with firearms assembled behind him. "You're all just little brats who still don't have all your hair down there! Sorry, but you're all pretty much useless!" The employees then aimed their weapons at the unknowing parkgoers on command. "FIRE!" Tonkichi ordered. "Sorry, wrong voice." he realized clearing his throat and switching to a deeper voice. "FIRE!" The weapons launched a series of red beams that tagged everyone and making the same red force appear in their heads. "THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST THEME PARKS!" Ezra screamed in pain as he and Leia became victims as well. "If I don't make it out of here alive, I want you to know Leia that I really do love you, and I'm basically a tsundere!" "Ha, called it!" Leia chuckled before she went back to screaming and gazed terrified at her brother. "Ian, get the kids away and we'll all catch up later! You four are the only single ones here!" she shouted to Ian. "Right! Juan, Jorge, Abby, come with me!" "But where do we find them? Where do we find Mommy and Daddy?!" Abby cried as Jorge took her arm. "Not sure, but they're probably just as lost as all the other couples here are!" Juan exclaimed racing off. The energy collected from the visitors soon filled up all the big rides at the park and caused them to lift themselves out of their supports. "They started already?!" Masurao shouted watching the chaos from afar. "I have to warn the Pines." Tsukata declared gazing through his binoculars. The attractions gathered around the big castle at the center, including the viking ship that Imelda was trapped on, and formed into a giant robot. "Captain, I don't think we'll make it!" one of the employees shouted. "We've got to do it! No matter the cost, we'll show them all!" Tonkichi declared bravely as the castle bot faced the upright Medical Mechanica iron. "They may smooth out our brains, but they'll never smooth out our freedom! START THE ATTAAAAACK!" The castle robot launched everything it got at the giant iron, but nothing worked and the factory in turn blasted a giant laser that instantly burnt the opposing machine to cinders. -- Far above Earth, Arnold's inflated husk drifted out of the atmosphere and towards an Immigration Control Center satellite storing lost items. A mechanical hand snatched the balloon and tossed it down the chute to be scanned & later dumped into the old Gravity Falls junkyard which attracted the attention of a familiar-looking robot dog. "Well I'll be. Aren't you just the cutest little thing?" Older Man McGucket greeted the little mutt. "Hey I know you! You're that spindly johnny who followed the kids around!" The genius hillbilly scooped up some of the trash from the box it was dumped in, including Arnold's remains, and put it in a dog bowl for the canine machine to eat. "Eat up now little feller!" -- Back at the amusement park, Haruko was spectating the whole battle when she felt her stomach return to its normal size. "So they're still doin' it, huh?" she mumbled getting back to her entertainment when she saw a few familiar faces. "For the record, we already knew something was up long before you warned us!" Ford shouted to Kanda when he spotted Haruko. "Raharu! Can't believe I'm saying this, but we got a problem!" Along with the Stans, Tyrone, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Ian, Leia, Juan & Jorge, Abby, Ezra, Soos, Melody, a very angry Pacifica preparing to use a broken bottle as a shiv and Kanda was a now cybernetic Gwen glaring furiously at the Vespa Woman. "Lookin' good Gwennie!" Haruko complimented with a wolf whistle and a nosebleed. "You're really killing it!" Gwen didn't reply with her words, but instead with a gold battering ram launching from her robot arm. "Just so we can all reach a compromise, all of you are to blame for this!" Pacifica shouted tranquilly. "Whoa, hold on all y'all!" Haruko exclaimed avoiding the younger girl by jumping on the roller coaster tracks. "Stop it, I didn't do nothing wrong!" "BULL-FUDGING-SHIT RAHARU!" Stan cursed as Gwen followed his former partner preparing to use the other Mustang to help his great-great niece. "All I did was give you all a little nudge, reignited some old passions, helped you with your dreams, s'all!" "Give him back! Give Arnold back!" Gwen screamed continuously attempting to hit her. "Wah-ho! Guess the Pines still have quite a lot of fight in them!" Haruko exclaimed before she found Dipper, Mabel and Pacifica right behind her. "Give me back my son or else." Pacifica hissed arming herself with Jinyu's Jazzmaster. Before anyone of them could fight, Haruhara surfed away further up the coaster rails. "In the end, you're no different from the rest of us!" Gwen snarled leaping away from her family to give pursuit. "It's all because you're in love with that weird bird, right? You're just another girl stupidly in love!" "See, like I kept telling you Raharu! You can't force someone to love you!" Dipper agreed with his daughter. "Oh quit parroting Mason or I'll shove crackers down your throat to shut you up!" Haruko shouted to the Pines father before she noticed her bracelet starting to react to something amiss. "Huh?" "Uh, dudes!" Soos exclaimed gazing up at the reddening sky. "Is the multiverse going all kaput or am I thinking of some other cataclysmic event?" he asked cuing the others to look up as well. "No. Way." Ford & Kanda boomed in shock. Soon everybody important to the story gazed up at the sky and Haruko realized just who it was. "It's Atomsk." -- AT LAST, IT IS DONE! I started kinda late on this chapter, but it was all worth it to finally beat my deadline. What will become of the Pines family and friends? Will Haruko finally control Atomsk? Why does McGucket recognize that oddly familiar dog? Join us next time for the final chapter of Fooly Falls 2: Ride on Shooting Star and be sure to read my other works for more!

[demoliticnist]

/ ok but Audrey Ramirez and Imelda Rivera as bffs when.... we stan 2 QUEENS

[thissmycomingofage]

@the-kiwi-is-not-a-pewee thank you ! I'm never very comfortable when I have to talk about me, but to thank you, I'll do it !

rules: answer the 20 questions below and then tag bloggers that you want to get to know better.

Nicknames: In real life my friends use the nickname LM, but on internet you can call me Oli (for Olympe).

Height: 1,67m = around 5'4 and 5'5 I think

Orientation: Pansexual/Panromantic (I'm a little shy to talk about it because I discovered it a short time ago, but I'm absolutely confident and not ashamed).

Nationality: I'm French (with Armenian origins).

Favorite Fruit: Apples ! I love apples !

Favorite Season: I appreciate all of them, but my favorite is the summer, with the warm nights and the festivities.

Favorite Flower: I often ask myself this question, and I don't really have answers... maybe the Lisianthus or the roses... I don't know.

Favorite Scent: The scent of madeleine or of my childhood stuffed animals.

Favorite Colors : Blue and red ! (Cause black and white are not colors.)

Favorite Animals : Wolves, penguins and lions.

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate? : Hot chocolate. I don't really like the others.

Average Hours of Sleep: Around 8 and 9 hours.

Cat or Dog person? : I'm completely a dog person, like all my family.

Favorite Fictional Characters: It's going to be mostly book characters. Ok... here we go :

-Percy Jackson : One of my first hero, I love him. He introduced me to Rick Riordan books, and he's an amazing boy.

-Rachel Elizabeth Dare : My queen, my goddess, I love her with all my heart and she deserves so much more than what she already has.

-Leo Valdez : One of the most fun and adorable guy I ever saw in a book.

-Clarisse Larue : I'm a very proud girl, like her. But I also have been bullied when I was younger. And Clarisse showed me how people can evolve and how some of them can be very nice people under their shell.

-Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano : There's a lot of debats around her, and even if I don't like it, I love Reyna. She is strong, one of the strongest girl I ever saw in a fiction.

-Héctor Rivera (Coco) : The adult Leo Valdez. He is fun, sweet, protective and smart, but he hides a tragic past and a horrible "life".

-Imelda Rivera (Coco) : Did I say that Reyna is one of the stronger fictional girl I ever saw ? Well Imelda is one of the strongest fictional woman I ever saw. She led her life, her business, and her family with a master hand, alone, heartbroken, but still with her head held high.

-Padme Amidala (Star Wars) : I don't know, I really love Nathalie Portman and I really love this badass queen. (Special mention to Anakin Skywalker, I love him too).

-Evey Hammond (movie V for Vendetta) : I REALLY love Nathalie Portman. Evey is an excellent character, strong and intelligent, with a tragic past (I maybe have a thing for this type of character) and I prefer Evey in the movie (stronger in my opinion).

-Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre-Dame) : My first Disney icon. I really hate Esmeralda in the book, but in this movie, she's one of the best characters of all Disney movies for me.

-Cyrano de Bergerac : The guys who made me love books and poems. And who taught me the superiority of intellect over beauty.

-Gervaise (L'Assommoir : book of Emile Zola) : This girl is so innocent and she suffers so much, I just... I can't handle it. I never cry in front of any book like I cry in front of L'Assommoir.

-And finally, a lot of women from Greek mythology (cause I love it) : Medea, Iphigenia, Antigone, Cassandra of Troy, Psyche and Andromache (I love this girls and their stories, they are strong and sweet, and they don't deserve all the tragedies they live).

...Sorry. It's always a bad idea to ask me this type of questions... I can't stop talking about it...

Number of blankets I sleep with: One or two, it depends on the temperature.

Dream Trip: Japan, U.S.A (where I should go next year in order to visit NY), Mexico and a safari in Africa.

Blog Created: Around the end of 2017 and the beginning of 2018. Yeah my blog is pretty young.

Random Fact: When I see a sign of someone I like (like a message, a photo, or the person herself) I can't stop smiling. It's stronger than me.

Tagging : @meghanlovesash @what-the-phoenix @transanabeth @watersoracle

Here I tag blog I like but I don't talk to all of them, I hope you'll like to answer to this tag.

[what-the-phoenix]

@olympecx  thanks for tagging me I love these things

rules: answer the 20 questions below and then tag bloggers that you want to get to know better.

Nicknames: So my friends have given me quite a few nicknames ranging from lozza to heels but my current nickname is JJB

Height: I’m around 5ft 4in so lol average

Orientation: straight

Nationality: I’m Manx (lol you most of you will probably need to google what that is) but I have some Irish heritage

Favourite Fruit: Apples though I do like some good berries

Favourite Season: I mean though I love summer winter gives me excuses to drink tea and hot chocolate and I get presents then so...

Favourite Flower: Sunflowers, their bright like me

Favourite Scent: freshly baked pastries 

Favourite Colors : Baby blue, pink, gold

Favourite Animals : Koalas ladybugs, capybaras

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate? : I drink tea and hot chocolate religiously so i can’t really pick but coffee is just plain awful 

Average Hours of Sleep: Like 6 hours but I’m getting better.

Cat or Dog person? : I’m gonna say dog person,cos me and cats have got some bad blood.

Favourite Fictional Characters: 

-Piper McLean : One of my favourite characters when I was younger and helped me get into the new heroes of olympus series

-Felicity Smoak: I mean bad ass computer chick who motivated me to carry on computer science

- Adrien Agreste: New favourite character who is just an awesome cinnamon role.

- Flora (winx): I mean my childhood goals plus helped me get interested in gardening and had the cutest outfits

- Hiccupe Horrendous Haddok III : I mean him and toothless, I have litergrown up with.

and i will stop there otherwise i’ll keep go

Number of blankets I sleep with: One big one ond one thinner one always

Dream Trip: Hawaii, Paris and South Korea

Blog Created: July 2015.  God its been years

Random Fact: I am currently part of a group that has a Guinness world record

Tagging : @thealmightytrashdeity @tortuga247 @awsome-space-dragon

Lol hey guys here you go

[daniellobo]

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Daniel Ángel Lobo Ibarra

NICKNAME(S): Danny (only by those fairly close to him) 

AGE: Thirty-Seven 

DATE OF BIRTH: October 10th, 1917

ZODIAC SIGN: Libra

SEXUALITY: Romantically and sexually attracted to nonbinary and masculine genders. 

GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender Male

PRONOUNS: He/Him 

APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: Edgar Ramirez 

HEIGHT: 5′ 10″ 

HAIR COLOR: Brown

EYE COLOR: Hazel 

TATTOOS: A Black Hellhounds gang tattoo on left forearm [X], while he was in the gang the eyes grew red whenever an enemy was nearby. The charm has since faded though after the case was finished and he left the gang. On the inside of his right forearm he has a skull with a dagger running through it [X], this was to signify his role in the gang as their enforcer. In the original piece the dagger had blood dripping from it, but after Daniel betrayed the gang the blood turned into dark gray globs, and an eye appeared at the hilt of the dagger. It would take a week’s worth of Daniel’s own cursebreaking capabilities to remove the tracking device charmed into the eye. He has made no attempts to remove his gang related tattoos, because he doesn’t want to risk tampering with them any further. Apart from his gang tattoos, he has a howling wolf tattoo on right side of neck [X], which he acquired shortly after his 18th birthday and is meant to represent his surname of Lobo- or “wolf” in English. And finally a jackrabbit on the outside of his right upper arm, up until recently the creature was in a sleeping position, but has now appeared to have woken up and can be seen sitting up and occasionally cleaning itself as it remains seated on his arm. [X]

SCARS: Large electrical jinx scar on left shoulder that spans length of left side of chest and upper left arm [X]. The shock would hit his heart, weakening it to the point the hit was near fatal, and resulted in him spending a good deal of time in the hospital for it. 

STYLE: Long overcoat usually paired with a plain white button-up and black or gray slacks. He never wears a tie or suit jacket, which makes him look a little less formal than the other aurors. Visual reference: [X] [X] [X] [X] [X]

BACKGROUND

PLACE OF BIRTH:  San Cristóbal, Venezuela

CURRENT RESIDENCE: Small apartment above The Sleeping Wyvern: Magical Curiosities and Antiquities. 

HERITAGE: Venezuelan 

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Spanish, English 

HABITS/MANNERISMS: Heavy smoker and drinker. Grits teeth whenever annoyed (no matter how mildly) or when angered. Keeps a stash of mints in his pocket he uses to help bate the smell of cigarette smoke on his breath. Is quite stubborn and is known to butt heads with some of the other aurors he’s on cases with. 

ACCENT: He was just a toddler when his parents immigrated to the U.S, so when he’s speaking English his accent is largely that of a standard American from the Southwest. 

FAMILY: Father / Alberto Lobo, Mother / Imelda Ibarra, 

MAGIC

AMORTENTIA SCENTS: Freshly brewed coffee, magnolia, pinewood

BOGGART:  -will be added at future time-

WAND: 11.5 in. cypress wand, with a snallygaster heartstring core. Snallygasters are dragon-like creatures found in the Americas. They are best known for being naturally curious and for having a bulletproof hide. Daniel and his family purchased this wand from Shikoba Wolfe Fine Wands in the summer before he started at Ilvermorny. Like many wands made by Shikoba Wolfe, Daniel’s is adorned with intricate carvings, namely the wolf’s head that is carved into its grip. 

PATRONUS: As with most of his family members, Daniel’s patronus is a wolf.  “Patronuses see their casters as part of their pack, and they are ready to defend them at any cost. Wolves have incredible instincts; they will attack all Dementors in the immediate vicinity and hunt down any stragglers remaining at a distance”

MAGICAL EDUCATION: Ilvermorny / Wampus 

AUROR ACADEMY: Cody Wyoming Auror Academy (1935-1936)

PERSONALITY

MBTI PERSONALITY: INTJ

MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good

ENNEAGRAM PERSONALITY:  Type 8 - The Challenger

MAIN VIRTUE/MAIN SIN: Wrath/Diligence 

TEMPERAMENT:  Choleric

RELATIONSHIPS

HAVE THEY EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes, and still currently is, although he’d really rather not be. 

WHO ARE THEIR CLOSEST FRIENDS? He actively tries to avoid forming close friendships, but out of all the squad members he feels closest to Janus, Cal (but he’ll never tell him that), Winter, Lola, and Mo. 

WHAT/WHO IN THEIR LIFE WOULD BE HARD TO LIVE WITHOUT? Liquor, the cigarette case portion of his telekit, breaks between particularly emotionally draining cases, Janus. 

DO THEY HAVE ANY PETS? No. 

WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR FAMILY LIKE? Not as close as it once was, over the past few years contact between them has steadily dropped off. The last time he’d contacted them was when he was transferred to the Eastern Squad. 

LENGTH OF THEIR LONGEST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP: About two years. 

MISC

COOKING SKILLS: Surprisingly not too bad. He picked up quite a few skills and tricks from his mother and grandmother as a kid. 

FAVORITE FOODS: Mostly foods he grew up on such as arepas, hallacas, and fried plantains, which he tries to find the time to cook every once in a while.

FAVORITE DRINK: Firewhisky or black coffee depending on time of day

FAVORITE PLACE: His bedroom, or the fire escape just off of it where he takes his smoke breaks. 

FAVORITE WORDS: “Fuck” in its numerous variations. 

HOW THEY SPEND THEIR DAYS OFF: Either in his apartment or down at the Moaning Maiden getting a drink. 

SLEEPING HABITS/POSITIONS: Sleeps on his side with his knees partially curled up. 

MORNING ROUTINE: Quick shower, followed by a shave if he feels like it. Then a cup of black coffee as he goes over that morning’s paper. 

FAVORITE MUSIC GENRE: Jazz, Blues, whatever is on the wireless that night. 

FAVORITE MOVIE/BOOK GENRE: Anything but murder mystery. 

[birthqueen]

i moved the ramirez family into that big ol’ house next door to the goths