❝ huh... ❞ superman came to a hurdling stop in his flight noticing a truck parked. upon further inspection clark had noticed something very peculiar about this vehicle. [ he squinted !] ... it was parked in a no parking zone!
❝ i wouldn't want the owner to get a ticket on accident... ❞ truckers sure are overworked these days.
without second thought the very super man flew to the truck standing beside it. effortlessly he lifted it entirely over his head and began to walk to a more proper walking zone - even whistling as he did so. finally the semi was set down in a secluded warehouse not too far from where he found it. ❝ there... ❝ now what was this truck doing out here anyway. this didn't look like a truck stop or a route of commerce neither.
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meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):
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2 of them want buggy dead the other wants to honk his stoopid red nose <3
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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.
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So during a wayne gala, there was a rouge attack shocker. It was by scarecrow he was planning to flood the ballroom with his gas
Unfortunately his bomb was shoddily put together and one of the cannisters holding the gas fell and landed in the hands of one danny fenton there with his godfather
Now unfortunately all anyone could do was watch as this gas can suddenly spayed gas in this young mans face who started looking panicked and backing up before spotting vlad and stopping
Suddenly this kid who seemed like he was seconds from running is now fucking growing and preparing to pounce on vlad???
And vlad just looks resigned as if he figured this would happen
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