#implied multiples

[wannabepapa]

the dangers of thinking about magical pregnancies is 💦💦

just a novice magic user accidentally stumbling upon a fertility spell that not only gets them pregnant, but gets them so impossibly pregnant in such rapid succession they can't even get their clothes off quick enough when they're already pushing through contractions

a couple decides they want to look into fertility magic because their fertility comes into question and they don't want to spend all that money on treatments. it's only been a few weeks when their first pregnancy test comes positive with the line appearing immediately. everything seems normal but the fertility magic may have been too potent because at their 25 week ultrasound the tech spots a second, much smaller fetus in front of the original fetus. guess they'll need to be careful so no more surprise babies come along

hot potato with pregnancy where both (or more cause polycule) transfer the baby/babies whenever they need a break or have to do something important. everything is always safe and it's all talked about beforehand so whoever gets the baby is prepared. the due date is coming up quick and everyone has been deal with braxton hicks so it's literally a waiting game to see who has to go through labor and birth

a naughty fae finds an unsuspecting human to play around with and accidentally becomes pregnant. it never crossed their mind that they could reproduce with one but now they have to deal with the consequences now that this will be the first fae born in six hundred years and they have twelve months (if they don't pop before then human babies are huge) to figure out how to explain that to the consul.

werewolf shenanigans are always great BUT a polycule that is made up of a werewolf and two humans that don't pay attention to the wolf's "time of the month" and now they have to prepare for two litters in less than 5 months because both humans are extremely gravid with their very fertile partner's pups

[egophiliac]

What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333

I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.

and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like

this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways

[transgenderprototype]

Bitches will be like "I want more morally gray characters!" then they cant handle Five Pebbles and either write him off as an irreemable monsterous villian or as a baby whos dumb and doesn't know anything and thus cant do anything wrong because he was a kid

[zarla-s]

I love it when a group of Heavies being silly has a few Medics hanging around healing them, like they're just enjoying their husbands' antics (when they aren't being silly themselves). It's cute!

[patreon]

[outoftoucherlocksholmes]

ironically i came down with a fever while working on this so like don’t worry phoenix i get you

[whumblr]

Yes, yes, Whumpee being forced to dig their own grave, love it.

Now consider: Whumpee being forced to dig a grave. But it's not for them.

They don't know. Yet. So they get to work, snivelling, sobbing, pleading with every haul of sand they throw over their shoulder.

"Hush now, darling, this is not for you."

Whumpee glances up, tears in their eyes.

"It's for your cellmate," Whumper says with a wicked grin. He brings a finger to his lips. "Don't tell them yet. It's our secret."

Bonus: their cellmate is Caretaker

[coyoxxtl]

ngl i kinda like how Invincible as a show frames Nolan’s “i deserve death” feelings as pointless and cowardly. EVERYONE wants his ass to die bc of his irredeemable actions and for once the one responsible for them is on board, but the truth is his death will mean nothing, and won’t actually change the bigger problem that’s the Viltrumite empire. so he dies, all that would do is make Earth someone else’s target. and other planets will follow that fate.

Allen was right to scoff and roll his eyes at his wallowing, how about you do something about it if you feel so bad. You’re one of the few who can.

[soups-archive]

more signs were discovered around the spawn area!

[abhainnwhump]

A nonhuman Whumpee with horns getting tied down in a room where Whumper has a massive collection of horns and antlers on their walls, all taken from the Whumpees who failed to please them.

(Bonus if they recognize one of the horn sets as it belonged to someone they loved-)

[wannabepapa]

imagine being cursed with pregnancy when people have dirty thoughts about you. it’s difficult for you to be in public due to this — the constant stares and steadily growing midsection being a burden and distraction when you try to shop. now you have your groceries, clothes, and anything else you can get delivered straight to your door without any contact with people. you’re thankful that the job you have is at home so you don’t have to worry about your coworkers or the general public to cast their lustful glances upon you.

you’re in a zoom meeting with your boss and some coworkers for a presentation when you feel something stirring within you. it’s familiar and warm deep in your womb, alerting you that someone was thinking about you. eyes flicking between each person in the meeting you see one of your coworkers seeming to bore holes into you. stomach clenching in both panic and worry you only hope that you can keep a straight face as your body changes for the pregnancy. the only danger is that the meeting is an hour long, you can already feel your middle getting heavier, and know that they’ll be staring at you the whole meeting.

half an hour in your stomach is straining behind the waistband of your pants and shirt. it’s happening so fast. too fast. what the hell were they thinking about? you’re unable to keep still, having to wiggle your hips to try getting comfortable in the chair and rubbing at your expanding girth as it seems to be growing quicker now. you are desperate to know what is going on in their mind. you keep looking back to them on your screen, noticing their hooded eyes as they’re focus is clearly on you and only you. it’s a desperate juggle between keeping focused on the meeting and holding back whimpering moans as you grow wider. the end is almost in sight, you can last until the end of the meeting. everyone is saying their goodbyes as the meeting is being wrapped up. finally you can take care of your delicate predicament, allow yourself to burst out of your clothes that feel so tight it’s very uncomfortable. as you close out zoom you lean back in your chair and wince while the waistband digs further into your belly. taking short shallow breaths you hook both thumbs into your pants to push them down gingerly — you don’t want to destroy another pair of pants. at the pressure release my belly juts out suddenly, able to finally unleash it’s full size while the seams of my shirt stretch past their limits and ride up my rotund stomach. unable to move from your seat as your heart is hammering in your chest and breath hitched as you try to calm your wild thoughts. what pulls you from your thoughts is a ping from your instant messenger with a message from your horny coworker wanting to talk with you. playing with fire is dangerous in these circumstances — pushing full term in size and ready to pop any second — but you want to know about their dirty thoughts and maybe seeing how they’d react to seeing your gravid form. ALTERNATIVE: you get on a personal video call with your coworker (belly purposefully on display) and talk about the meeting. you can still feel your belly getting fuller, the skin feeling tighter and warmer as the bump grows further. nothing is held back as you grunt, groan, and squirm in your chair helplessly trying to get comfortable. they’re clearly hornier now than during the meeting by the rapid expansion of your already cumbersome form. you’re unsure how much larger you could possible get when you feel your belly drop heavily in your lap and squeeze roughly with a contraction. you’re certain that the smart idea would be ending the call immediately but you want to be on display as you push out this child with your coworker getting hornier by the second and cumming at the sight of labor progression. ALTERNATIVE 2: the longer they watch, the more babies grow within your womb. you’re getting bigger and bigger as the first child crown at your vagina. you have never done something like this before. you aren’t sure how many more fetus’ will grow in your womb but your mind is melting at the idea of being in a state of growth and birth for as long as the call lasts or the last child is being pushed out of you. whatever comes first.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

had another one of those dreams where i'm in the forest and the trees start whispering.

which is chill, i'm not gonna disrupt community cohesion. but then i swear this one damn aspen gave me the side-eye, and i just knew it was gossiping about me. fuck that birch

[sinningtamer]

NOW who's the real winner?

combined these two requests (the second one is kinda old haha sorry) "prey getting it on inside a pred" is one of my favorite tropes but i've somehow NEVER drawn it here? wild. anyways. enjoy the stomach ache, nerd.

[ this is fetish art! don't reblog to SFW/fandom blogs ]

[averlym]

litany of the martyrs (click for better resolution!)

[soplapinga]

If you like dazai from bsd you like gojo from jjk and if you like gojo from jjk you like vash from trigun, its literally stated by god

[tabbytums]

turns out it's Eat Your Friends Day :3

[1-siracha]

asexual! mc: sex is like math.

asmo: …so like, subtract the clothes, add a bed, devide your legs and multiply?~

asexual! mc: no as in i absolutely fucking hate math