#in a way i didnt when i was a dumb teen but now as an adult w a life its like jesus fucking christ i wouldnt touch u crackers w a 5 ft poll

[hearties-circus]

I kinda feel like I've just hard erased any happiness or elation I had from being done with school all just so I wouldnt get asked a stupid question anymore I hate this I hate this

[erraticsapphic]

luv my fwens,,,ray saying he loves seeing suddenly a bunch of beautiful women on his dash and being like aww millies online,,,and wanting to send me posts but then seeing i was the one who reblogged it

[malkaviian]

infodump in the tags about charlotte since she has been appearing more frequently in my thoughts

[yonpote]

ok heres how i split up the dnp eras (loosely based on dan's timeline in his interview w anthony)

2009-2011: the Sillies era :3 dan refered to it as being a dumb teen just posting cuz he was bored, which is like, thats what all of youtube culture was at this time. they met and like fell in love or whatever you know the lore dont you. phil moved from his parents home to his first apartment in manchester, and dan technically moved to uni but really he moved into phil's apartment to take advantage of his washing machine and ps1 and. yknow. other stuff. they officially moved in together in 2011 yippee hooray, the phanchester apartment holds a special place in my heart

2012-2013: THE SHIFT. they started getting Serious about youtube as a career, doing more stuff w the radio, superamazingproject started in 2011 but THE SHIFT is very easy to observe when you compare the first season of sap to the last season. ALSO. they were NOT A DOUBLE ACT AND NOT GAY 🙄. it could also be called the No Homo era lmao idk this is when a lot of shitty things were happening wrt leaked information, harassment of their families, and just generally becoming more in the spotlight especially while still in the closet being a horrible experience. but also, they moved to london and got cool opportunities with radio stuff and were starting to actually make a living on this shit.

2014-2016: Peak Dan And Phil™ Era. at the height of their popularity. they realized oh shit, we ARE a double act and not only does everyone enjoy us best as a double act, WE enjoy working together. tabinof, tatinof, dapgo, still doing the radio every month up until they start touring, 7 second challenge app, gamingmas, what the hell DIDNT they do during this time period (what they didnt do was uhh take care of themselves and not overwork and not blur their work and personal lives so much to the point where they felt like the whole apartment was a film set.)

2017-2018: Gay Softlaunch Era (aka post-baking aka glass closet) the baby steps toward authenticity, moved to the double apartment to separate work and life, ii's whole theme, dan talking abt depression, phil getting the quiff, both of them being gay as hell in every way other than saying it explicitly. important things of note: TRUTH BOMBS dropped, Interactive Introverts happened, still uploading gaming vids and honestly by the end you could feel their fatigue. and then they hiatused dapg.

2019-2022: ok these four years each feel like whole eras in themselves, but also theres an overarching theme. THE GAY ERA.

2019: im gonna futher split this year in half. first half- dad left to buy milk so other dad is taking care of us. rough six months for dannies im sure. important phil thing of note- he changed his film set from his "bedroom" to a fairly basic but cute shelf backdrop. honestly prob didnt wanna keep pretending that was his bedroom considering.... second half- DAN AND PHIL GAY. dan uploads his magnum opus. phil comes out via tweet. they go to japan and its really gay and it's The Trip to japan for them like yes they first went in 2015 and again in 2023, but Japhan 2.0 Was The One. what does this mean? proposal? anniversary? idk exactly but it was gay as hell dude and theyve talked about that trip with such love in their hearts.

2020: Phandemic (sorry that was bad) but also where tf is dan again? even with the big C-word happening, it was business as usual for phil, regular vids but make em gayer, caught a pigeon nbd, and end of the year introduces the Stereo app show Phil and Phriends where he's had chats with pj, louise, his brother, seth everman?????, and finally. dan reappears. they reveal that they bought and FULLY PLANNED a house together and are ready to move!

2021: they don't move house for another like six months! basically their house was (and is??) still being worked on AND they were in lockdown AND turns out at the end of last year, they were kicked from their Life apartment and were now living in the Work apartment so you can imagine what all of this can do to their psyche and lowkey they were getting sick of each other like it wasnt just bordering on phivorce it was nearly Phurder. Phidow. but to fill the time so that DOESNT happen, my favorite fucking thing ever happens: Lockdown Lads (and all the other names). the first taste of what a dnp podcast would sound like, with the added bonus of chaotic listener interaction. oh yeah also dan wrote a mental health guide book whatever (IM KIDDING I REALLY LIKE YWGTTN I WROTE LIKE TWO REVIEWS ON IT NOW) and they finally become Homosexual Homeowners. theres quite a bit more dnp content this year, dan being on phils channel a bit more, the phodcasts, dan's gay and not proud special.... oh yeah and hometown showdown i guess AND TEXT VIDEO 2!!! my favorite and my namesake!!!!!!!

2022: Prophecy Year..... but they didnt get married. dan returns with another longass video to say: hey i hate being a youtuber and also youtube majorly fucked me over. but also fuck that im gonna do a weird talk show and ALSO GO ON TOUR WITH THIS APOCALYPSE THEME! phil actually... slows down this year. more dan uploads than phil somehow??? but also Dan Is Leaving me is posted and i go completely insane and become the deranged individual you see today. WHICH FINALLY LEADS US TOOOOOO

2023-present: The Unhinged Era. dan's tour was a huge Emotional success for him but uh not without its hiccups due to management and all that and i think he and phil finally realize. Fuck It Who Cares. dan flies back to england FROM AUSTRALIA to make sure he can be with his future ex-husband on his birthday. CAKE HEART EMOJI. YELLOW PLAID SHACKET. they go on a gamer date and post a picture of playing footsies in a cab. THE PHUDE HAPPENS. they go to japan again and while this one will never be The One it was still a well earned holiday this time with bryony! and they took a bunch of very cute film camera pictures.... THIS IS ALL JUST THE FIRST HALF OF 2023 BTW. in phil news, he talks about going to therapy and figuring out how to manage his anxiety!!!! he changes his hair again!! he hires an editor, phan is his otp, he teases about the gaming channel a couple of times but so many of us already dropped any hope of that returning- OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? HUH!??!? they returned, and more chaotic than ever before. the gayness upped to the max, the Weirdness on full speed, the Horniness at Very Scary Levels Oh God Stop Talking About Dogging, phil can swear uncensored now???? and this energy has continued into today...

[xx-craftycreep-xx]

Hey 🃏anon! So damn sorry for not replying to your request earlier! I had read it...but forgot to post! And now tumblr ate it! BUTT like I said I read it..so here ya go!

Ticci Toby x Virgin!Inexperienced! Reader

Warning: Smut (duh), mention of blood,murder and violence, spitting kink, oral(f receiving),MDNI

You and Toby had been close for a while now.

You had become friends with him a few years ago. You had decided to steal from a shop,but you got caught. What you had decided to steal were some pills for one of your friends. But they were quite expensive,to the point your friend couldn't afford them. Then why did you decide to STEAL them rather than buy them? Because back then you were a dumb teen. Simple.

Unbeknownst to you,another teen wanted the same pills,but,unlike you who had money for them..He didn't. So when you were caught, the Same teen had murdered the manager in front of you,had caught your hands and had ran away with the pills. When you reached your friend and told them about it..they didnt believe you.

After reaching home,you had a shower thinking you could forget everything,but..you didnt. You couldn't. You got into bed,trying to sleep. Yet,to no avail.

It was now midnight. .yet no sleep. You finally got up, frustrated. You look at your window..you saw some thing. ..it was a bottle. You squinted your eyes and then realized something....it was the same bottle...of. .the pills.

"I stole em' for ya." You jumped as you heard a raspy ish voice. You looked back and gasped as you realized the person who sat on your bed was the same boy who had caused the murder.

Your eyes welled up with tears. "Please..dont kill me -" "Nah, i-it would b-b-be dumb to k-kill s-someone I h-helped...w-won't it?" He interrupted. You now looked at him more clearly,your eyes finally adjusted to the dark of the night. He had dark,dark brown hair. Pale skin. His eyes were covered with yellowish- orange goggles. His mouth covered with some type of grey-black mask. Before you could observe further,you felt your head get dizzy. You looked at him. He chuckled. "Loved y-your t-tea d-didnt y-you?" Your eyes widened a little as realization hit you...but it was too late. Your vision had faded to black.

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You still wondered how you had become friends in the first place. You chuckled as you remembered how he had shyly explained the next day on how he had wanted to thank You but didnt know how to as he hadn't interacted with someone for such a long time. You knew it was dumb forgiving him. But you never found yourself regretting it! He indeed was a man that killed,rather numb and sadistic at times. But those times were as rare as the blue moon. Most of the time he would be the sweetest,yes, a little possessive,but with the way his past had turned out,you knew he had right to be.

Now,you sat on your couch,trying to find the story that you were reading interesting,but you didnt. Not when Toby's head was nuzzled in your lap! Nuh-uh,your mind didnt allow! Oh! How come you forgot a main detail! You and Toby had been dating for 4 months now. You smiled looking at your boyfriend. "So cute. " you thought. But then,looking at him slowly shifting his head a little higher than your thighs,closer to you core,you had a thought cross your mind. You and him,hadn't been intimate. No sex. Just some makeouts here and there. But never anything sexual. You wanted him. Your face flushed when you remembered the days when he was away..how you would finger yourself thinking of him. How bad you wanted him. His touches. His tongue. His di-

"Y/N"

"HUH?!" You were snapped out of your thoughts. "I wanna t-tell you s-something. "" Yea...g-go ahead."

"W-why a-are you st-stuttering?" He cocked a brow. "Nothing baby." You finally managed to Stop stuttering. "I..." He trailed off. "I-...I wanna..I w-wanna f-..fuck you." He finally said. You looked at him. Eyes wide. Had he read your mind?

"He-hey if y-you d-dont wanna..then i-it s Al- alright." " N-no Toby. .I want to." You said. "But.." You continued. "Im not experienced..I'm a virgin-"

"It-its alright. S-same here." He warmly smiled. You smiled back. But then the smile faltered as he slowly got up,eyes once filled with live were now filled with some other emotion. ..lust? Yes,lust. Deep lust. He starting unbuttoning you shirt as you just sat there,unsure on what to do. Once the last button was unbuttoned,you took your shirt off.. He started taking off your pants as you took off his hoodie.

You were now just in your bra and panties,him in his boxers. You looked at the floor,flustered. You could feel him,eyeing you up and down hungrily. You felt his hands on your shoulders,slowly making you lay on the couch. He was now on top of you,face without goggles and mask. He inched his hands forward,stopping as he held your bra straps. "M-may I?"." Yes" He took it off. You quickly covered yourself,embarrassed. "N-no no! Don't c-cover yourself..please." He slowly touched your hands and took them off of you. He looked at your breasts for a moment,then got to work.

He took on breast in hand,kissing all over It as you gasped. He started suckling on your nipple,giving the same treatment To the other. He slowly went to your lower half,leaving a trail of kisses as you shivered at his touch. Finally,he got to your panties.He looked up at you,asking a question through his eyes. "I have never felt it before" you said. "It's al-alright" he took your panties off. He practically drooled. "Such a c-cute p-pussy" He kissed your inner thighs,later on biting and suckling at them. You let out soft moans. "Tobyyy" you groaned. You wanted to feel him inside you,you were nervous,yes,but still.

He started to lick your slit,up and down, slowly, teasingly. You moaned loudly as he finally entered his tongue in you. He kept on tongue fucking you. You felt a knot in your stomach. "Toby!Im gon-gonna-" before you could say it you had already released it all on his face. He looked up at you licking the juices off his face. "So-so f-fucking t-tasty..w-we could d-do this everyday." You blushed at this. He got up,taking off his boxers

Your eyes widened as you saw that he was definitely above average. He spat on your clit, fingers rubbing up and down to lubricate you,this action eliciting moans out of you. He did the same with his dick. He positioned himself at your entrance. You looked at you. "R-ready??" You could feel the anxiety come over you. "Y-yeah..please..be gentle" you stuttered out. He nodded. Slowly he entered the tip. Then his entire self. Your eyes rolled at the back of your head. The pain was indescribable. You looked back at him. He waited for a good 1-2min. Then he started thrusting. Your vision was blurry as tears fell out of your eyes. Slowly, the pain converted into pleasure.

"Y-you're so f-fucking t-tight" He groaned as his head jerked back. Loud moans escaped your mouth as he speeds up,groaning himself.

You felt the familiar feeling in your stomach. "Toby! Im close!" "Me-me too" You felt the tension release, your vision going blank. A wave of pleasure had washed over you. Toby was still thrusting into you. Finally, he came. His dick coating your walls white. He collapsed next to you,chest heaving.

"Th-that w-was f-fucking g-g-good" he said.

"...."

"Y/N?"

He looked at you And smiled when he realized. You had dozed off. 'My pretty princess." He thought. "Just MINE"

[strniohoeee]

can u do the pregnancy scare but she actually ends up pregnant and decides to get an 4bortion? she's not ready to have a baby and the triplets are very supportive

you can choose to do it with matt or chris

Unplanned

Pairing: Chris Sturniolo X Female Reader

Synopsis: What happens when Y/N ends up pregnant, but can’t take care of the baby🫂 What will the triplets thinks?

Warnings⚠️: Mentions of ab*rtion, so it may be a touchy subject for some. I’m not too sure how I feel about this one, so lmk🫶🏽

Song for the imagine: Make You Feel My Love-Adele

⚠️This story may contain a topic that is too strong for some⚠️

No…no no no this was not happening right now. I pull out a 6th test, and take it, squeezing whatever urine I could out of me.

I waited 15 minutes, and looked down PREGNANT. FUCK HOLY FUCK NO. I was only 20, and could not have this baby. I was not grown enough. I was not ready.

Chris and I weren’t dating, just messing around like young dumb teens do. I wasn’t even sure how I got pregnant because Chris and I always used protection. Every single time like never ever forgot. If he didn’t have a condom on him we did not fuck. So my only other thought was the condom must’ve broke

How is he going to react? I was beating myself up for not wanting the baby. But I couldn’t do it. I would be ruining Chris’ life right now. Our parents would be so disappointed too. I personally was not ready at all for a baby.

Before telling the triplets I gave it a lot of thought. I could keep the baby and stay out of the public’s eye, but I also wasn’t ready for a baby at all. I never intended to get pregnant, so I shouldn’t feel bad for not wanting this baby…right????

I sat in my room crying. Do I keep the baby? Do I not? I really could not do this at this age. I was not ready, and in 9 months I will not be ready. I wasn’t even sure how far along I was because I had only started feeling sick a few days ago. This was such a painful process I was going through.

I told no one because my parents would kill me. I had texted the groupchat with the triplets and I told them I needed to speak on something serious, and asked if I could come over. They told me yes, and I grabbed my pregnancy tests, putting them in my bag and heading out

About 20 minutes later I arrived to their house, and let myself in

“Heyyy we’re up here sitting on the couch” I heard Nick yell

I walked up the steps and into the living room area

“Hey” I said to them placing my purse down

“Are you okay?” Matt asked me sensing my energy

“Uhh now I am” I said smiling at him

“Y/N what’s going on??” Nick asked

“Oh god I don’t even know how to say this” I told them

“Are you moving away from us?” Chris asked

“No no nothing like that” I said to him

“Well then go on” Matt said

“Guys I’m pregnant” I said looking at them. All their mouths dropped at the same time

“WHAT” Nick said confused

“I’m fucking pregnant” I said digging in my bag and grabbing all 6 tests, tossing them infront of them

“We always use protection though” Chris said grabbing a test

“WAIT HE'S THE FATHER” Matt asked looking at Chris

“Okay besides Chris and y/n fucking we have bigger problems at hand” Nick said looking at me

“I can’t keep this baby” I said looking at them, and immediately breaking down crying. Nick pulled me over to sit in between him and Matt

“I can’t have this baby. I’m too young. I’m not prepared, and I didnt even intend to get pregnant. I think the condom broke, and now I’m fucking piece of shit for not wanting this baby” I said sobbing like a child

“No no listening it’s okay for you to not want this baby, or to want this baby. It is your body, and whatever you want to do we will be here to support you” Matt said to me

“I’m supposed to have this baby” I said crying harder

“Hey you’re not supposed to do anything that you don’t want to! If you want an abortion I’ll be there for you every step of the way, and if you want to keep the baby I will also be there every step of the way” Chris told me

That conversation happened a few days ago, and now it was the day for my procedure. I was about a week and half pregnant.

The triplets came with me to the clinic, and Chris came in with me.

After the procedure everything went well, and I was put in a room to recover from the anesthesia. The three of them were in there waiting for me

“There she is” Chris said as they rolled me in and put me in the corner

“How are you feeling?” Nick asked me

“I feel okay right now, but I’m a bit loopy” I said smiling at them

“So glad you’re doing okay” Matt said

“Thank you guys so much, for being here with me, and going through this with me” I said getting emotional

“We’re always here for you! We love you” Nick said

“Especially me. I love you the most” Chris said coming over and kissing me on the head

The End

Yall Im writing this, and I have been drinking, so if it’s ass IM SORRY, but if you like it lmk, and whoever requested this I also hope you liked it 🥰🖤🖤

-J💅🏽

A/N: I love Malibu Coke and any fruit moscato! Top of the list is blueberry moscato🫐

[genadelikesships1233]

I know that this was months ago and shit but i wanted to talk about my opinions on OMFD’s ending and the season 2 as a whole.

Okay this is gonna be long so get popcorn.

First of all.

Edward being a crazy bitch makes sense with his character and how they portray his mania and whole blackbeardness is fine.

BUT they didnt have enough time or episodes to make the shift to Ed and blackbeard OR any of them forgiving him.

The problem with the whole “Ed was to quickly forgiven” sadly is at fault bc of the show’s early cancellation. And it didnt have time to write any of the characters processing trauma or Ed actually making amends.

Lucius for example was told to move on after his truama and obviously….. No.

And i could see the point the show was trying to make with him leaving the anger behind and moving on but the problem i have with that is that Ed nor Stede nor Pete tries to help him through it.

ITS IZZY OF ALL PEOPLE, who tells him to move on, and that could be great if they showed Ed trying more to earn forgiveness

Second of all,

Ed and Stede may be a good ship but bc of the show’s crack writing and fast pace they are still just as toxic as they were in the beginning, they just dont get into the problems. They are both damaged people who need help

Not abusive by any means but toxic nonetheless.

They also both kinda suck but like that just bc of the writing and blah blah blah issues blah but like anyone who has watched the show can see what the problems there are

My thoughts on the season

The season overall is fine.

Didnt like it here and there but its not like im expecting a masterpiece.

NOW THE CONTROVERSIAL PART

Who was the abusive one in Iz and Ed’s relationship?

FUCKING BOTH OF THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-

This irritates me so much bc its so funny that people cant seem to realize how complex the situation is.

Its always Iz was the abuser

No ed was the abuser.

They both are, and not bc they are bad people its bc toxic relationships are toxic

Now first of all, we dont know all the details of their relationship and I AM NOT GOING TO BASE MY POINTS OFF OF THE REAL PEOPLE BC THAT DUMB AS FUCK.

The real blackbeard was a SLAVE OWNER and the real israel hands was A FUCKING TEEN.

Now i wont go into an entire thesis bc then im gonna need 5 to 8 business months but the gist of it is

Izzy fell in love with Ed but bc it was unrequited or atleast not the way he wanted it, he used Blackbeard as a way to keep Ed with him, so he was emotionally abusing Ed and manipulating him even if he was unhappy. But the thing is that it was rooted in his own insecurities and fear of being alone and that caused him to hurt him even if he loved him.

Edward was obviously physically abusing Izzy like the whole leg thing and used izzy to not think about his own problems and when someone comes along and gives him better attention he basically abandoned izzy and only loved izzy bc he need someone to give him validation. He also makes his problems everyone else’s and cant even kill himself without making it about hurting others bc thats what he wants, he need attention he needs validation.

Even if Izzy was doing everything he could for Ed, he was doing it for selfish reasons and Ed was also selfish.

They both have a toxic relationship bc of their own issues, and a healthy relationship could happen if they drop those toxic and unhealthy habits that they have.

And finally.

IZZY’S DEATH WAS FUCKING UNNECESSARY AS SHIT AND ONLY HAPPENED BC THE SHOW WAS ENDING.

If they wanted to make a point of Blackbeard finally dying with Izzy they could have done that with Izzy leaving or finally being happy somewhere or with someone else, them both moving on and finding happiness.

The reason i like Izzy more than Ed is bc i dont like the way izzy was the only one who got a redemption arc and had to pay for his actions. Who had to face consequences, and then just dying for his trouble to round out Ed’s story.

It was a poorly executed mess with terrible decisions made and the ending sucked.

Izzy didnt need to die.

And Ed needed to face he consequences of his actions.

And honestly it is a problem with the show as a whole. Or atleast the season, everyone RIGHTFULLY gets consequences for the shit actions but Ed doesnt.

Stede gets consequences

Izzy gets consequences

Both rightfully but when Ed leaves with Jack, physically harms izzy (CUTTING OFF HIS TOES AND FEEDING IT TO HIM AND SHOOTING HIS LEG LEAVING HIM PERMANENTLY DISABLED), he doesnt face consequences for his borderline torture. Its Stede who makes the crew face their abuser and them who has to make amends or “get over it”

So ye, didnt come out of this show loving the main relationship. And was pissed off Izzy had to die

Honestly, i walked in this post liking stede and ed but now i just hate them. And wishes Izzy got better than what he was given.

Yes, izzy was an ass but he had to EARN FORGIVENESS AND LOST A LEG.

Ed and Stede did nothing but fix their own relationship and NOTHING ELSE.

They are both selfish people.

God i didnt want to end this hating them but like

The more i think about it

I just

I cant

Edit: its been a few minutes, i cooled off. I dont actually hate stede and ed, just hate the way Izzy is treated.

Edit: Its been a couple of days…….

I FUCKING HATE ED SO FUCKING MUCH. WHERE IS MY KIND SWEETHEART WHO TRIED ATLEAST TO BE A DECENT PERSON FROM S1 IS HE STILL IN THE GRAVY BASKET BC FUCKING REALLY?

IZZY WAS THE NIGHTMARE?

AT HIS OWN FUCKING FUNERAL HE SAYS THIS?

AHHHHDHDJFHDYUS HE BFBDJ

Edit: sorry. I dont hate ed. But i do seriously think him not atleast trying to make amends with izzy is a bit ooc. But

Like its been months i shouldnt be so angry about this.

But i am.

LEAVE ME ALONE

[4ragon]

whats a media you didnt like at first but grew to love?

Picture this. JJ 4ragon LastName, ten years old. She's about to enter the fifth grade. She has finally graduated from Pokemon and Yugioh to the late-night Toonami block (8pm). Now she's watching Naruto, and a little bit of Full Metal Alchemist. She feels so adult, since these shows are rated for teen and up. She watches anime because her 13-year-old brother watches anime, and it's cool to watch anime like her big brother.

And then she sees some of this dumb 4Kids pirate show called One Piece.

This is for babies, she tells herself. This is stupid. Naruto is way better. Naruto is cool, and it's got blood and swears. Not like this weird little pirate show.

Later, when her family goes to Borders to purchase books, they decide to buy the One Piece manga for her little brother.

Except...wait, the manga version of One Piece was actually...kind of good? That was strange. She'd stopped watching the One Piece show already, but hadn't the show been...goofier? Oh well, it still wasn't as good as Naruto, so Naruto was where she put all her time.

Cue time laps. JJ goes to high school. JJ goes to college. JJ finishes Naruto, and Full Metal Alchemist, and Mob Psycho and Yuri on Ice and hey wait, is that One Piece manga still happening? And people are saying it's good? That doesn't sound right. Because sure, she remembers One Piece fondly now, but it wasn't, y'know, groundbreaking right? She remembers getting to some sort of desert island, but that's kind of where her memories fade. And yet, people just keep talking about it. But still, it's also like 1000 chapters long. A little too late to get into now, right...?

Smash cut. August 2021. JJ has been living with a roommate for a year. She's been watching some TotallyNotMark videos, and some of them are about One Piece, and huh. This sounds more interesting than she remembers. Out of nowhere, at the same time, her roommate says, "Hey, you remember that One Piece show? Do you want to start marathoning it together?"

Now friends. Compatriots. Companions. I wish to ask you.

What do you think happened next?

[booktomoviebrawl]

We are not judging how bad the movie is, we are judging which adapted the book the worst. There are good movies that are bad adaptions.

Propaganda below the cut (spoilers may apply)

A Wrinkle in Time:

removed characters (like sandy and dennys for some reason???) and entire scenes (auntie beast is literally mentioned as a throwaway line while tessering instead of them going there after camasotz) also this may be just me but i think charles wallace also being black wouldve brought more to the beginning considering racial discrimination in schools but its not a movie ruiner

it wasnt very faithful to the book. i didnt hate the casting but the acting wasn't great in a way that felt like bad directing. the best way i can put it is it felt less like an adaptation for the book to me and more like a bland Disney Live Acton Sequel. this book series was my favorite as a kid and the movie was decided unmagical. it's hard to state how bad the movie is cuz it was just deeply bland :/

don't like it

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children:

While Miss Peregrine was one of my favorite books as a kid and incredibly unique in the way the story is written (The author basically took a box of weird antique photographs and created an underlying story behind a handful of them) the movie is incredibly boring. Like seriously I can't remember a single goddamn thing about the movie besides my extreme disappointment with it after leaving the theatres. It's probably because the original is a trilogy but they didn't want to make it a trilogy for the movie so they just scrapped the ending of the first book and rewrote a shitty climax where they threw snowballs at the nightmare child eating creatures or something. I remember THAT scene perfectly because it was so, so dumb. It was so stupid oh my God- ALSO, thank God I have a copy of the book from before the film came out because new copies don't have one of the photographs that the actual book uses as a base anymore and instead have the shitty movie poster! We truly do live in a society.

Changed way too much so it doesn't feel like the same thing. The main characters are these kids with different abilities (called peculiarities) and the movie switches around their powers and changes almost everyone's age. Emma and Olive switch powers so that Emma now floats (they also added that she can kind of control air to some extent) when she's supposed to have fire powers to match her fiery personality. Olive can make fire now and she's also aged up from an eight year old to a teenager and put her in this weird romance with Enoch. Enoch is also aged up from a grumpy thirteen year old to around the same age as Olive. Bronwyn, one of the older kids in the book and sort of a motherly figure to the younger kids, is now one of the youngest kids. Hugh and Fiona are aged down and basically have no interaction at all in the movie, even when their book counterparts had such a good relationship. The only one they didn't really change was Horace and Jacob. They also added these gorgon twins that do like two things. The antagonist in the movie is Mr. Barron who honestly isn't super memorable and isn't in the books whatsoever. The ending of the movie is weird too because they manage to turn back time somehow so Jacob's grandfather isn't dead and then he hops through loops so he can be with Emma and the other peculiars. I guess the problem of wights and hollowgasts is magically eliminated and we do not have to deal with the consequences. It took six books to fix everything. I appreciate that the movie engaged me enough to read the series but once I did, I could not believe they did my kids that dirty.

Yikes where to start. The 3 girl characters are all mixed up. There are 2 teens, one who's super strong and has a brother (I'll get back to him) and one who controls fire and is the love interest named Emma. The third girl is a child called Olive who floats. She's lighter than air.

In the movie, strong girl is the child, olive is now the fire girl and is for some reason super introverted, and Emma the love interest floats and gets given a super breath??? Power?? Like she rises a sunken ship by blowing in and keeps a man blown against a wall by blowing air at him. He makes a remark that she'll run out of breath eventually, which happens here because plot convenience, but not when she's blowing in the sunken ship.

The enemies in the book are terrifying Hollows. Creatures who have lost themselves and devour souls of those with powers... The movie decides they eat eyes now. And turn human again. And get busted up in a fair for the final act of the movie. Ugh.

The movie also decides randomly that time travelling through the loops is a thing; a loop being a pocket of time that replays the same day over and over. But apparently this means Main Character can travel back in time and stop his grandfather dying??? What?? His grandfathers death is the whole start of the movie and motivation for the character.

The movie undermines many of things that made the book amazing and even decides it's not a trilogy anymore!! Fuck the other 2 books, right?!

Tldr; it is terribly hollywood-ised and t tim Burton ruined a franchise by trying too hard to make it quirky and fun when the books already had a brilliant sombre and interesting tone to them.

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Had a dream i went to japan with my aunt and these two boys (one a cute little farm boy and another a hardcore city boy) were like fighting over me and it was like a cute ghibli romance theyd give me things to try and win my heart but i didnt end up choosing i went back home with my aunt lol

then i woke up, thank you dogs

Had a little follow up dream that i was staying with my family in this high rise apartment, and it was like a superhero universe that included like teen titans and batman and superman for some reason. a girl flew up to my apartment and she was like starfire but she wasnt starfire, maybe like au version of her my brain cooked up but she was struggling to fight and couldnt keep up, so since she knew me she flew up here and me and my mom were helping her recover. Since she couldnt fight i wanted to help but wasnt sure if i could so i just started jumping and doing it over and over until i eventually stayed in the air, and while they were busy i wriggled my way out of an open window (nobody was happy about this, there usually isnt anybody happy about me flying in my dreams for some reason)

so im down there and im flying around trying to see whats what, and the way im flying is like... im tinkerbell, like when im in the air im a little spec of ever falling gold dust but from first person pov i feel normal i dont even realize its happened. I also have an inventory but thats not too important, that was just something that happens. And it looks like this giant bug looking machine is like chomping through the city side, like ladybug type bug looking not like ant looking, and it has big metal teeth and its headed towards a big building and theres a bunch of superheros down there and im like... i need to go find superman, WHERE IS HIS ASS!!!! bro stopped a boulder why isnt his ass down here!!!!

so i get down from the air and now im in the inner city, mostly some kind of mall and im just passing through and suddenly someone fucking SHOOTS ME with a GUN and i turn around and its this bald guy (kinda looks like my uncle but i say that about every overweight bald guy) and im like?? u can SEE me?? but it registers in my mind that this is the guy controlling the big bug machine and hes just down here casually shopping in a hallmark in a mall, thats fine. i proceed to get the fuck outta dodge, getting shot once more and getting shot at another time (he missed the second time) and at this point im like fuck superman, i need batman where is he!!!! alfred can fix this shit!!

so now im looking for batman, starting over at square 1 where is wayne towers but also i have just been shot twice and i can only identify my apartment building so i go over there, and theres like a ledge on the side of the apartment where this girl is sitting with not-starfire and theyre trying to plot on how to help me from home, with a computer in her lap and a bunch of laundry sitting next to her. So i decide to do the normal thing and just start fucking around with the laundry to make her laugh. Eventually i stop acting dumb and im like listen... i need to find batman and i need to find superman, can you help me?? and theyre like yeah!! Apparently this girl has a strong online presence and she is gonna post basically a reverse geoguesser where people send in sightings of batman and or superman and she can identify and send me that location.

In the meantime, im going down into the city as a normal person because i dont feel like getting shot again and my current bullet wounds are moreso aching than hurting, and i get stuck in a line which sucks but i cant just start flying down here!!! Anyway i try making polite conversation with the guy in front of me and hes a huge DICK and he calls over this guy and hes like "HEY SHE HAS CONTRABAND!!!!!" and im like WHAT THE FUCK DUDE???

so this guard comes over and he makes me show him the contraband i have which is a locket from the previous dream that the city boy gave me, it turns out this guard is japanese and hes like "awwww who gave this to you?? A cute boy???" and im like "Yes.." and we end up having a nice conversation about it, its similar to something he gave his own wife when he was young and now the guy in front of me is an even bigger dick and tries to snitch on me for having cheese which is bullshit, all i had was bread (which admittedly i did have to hand over)

there was a little bit after that but i dont remember, i woke up lol

[gayleviticus]

ive just finished watching fma 03 for the first time and thinking back to what i thought about fmab when i watched it six years ago is so funny now. i was still a dumb teen back then, so i've forgotten most of it, but i remember thinking that the story was well done but i couldnt connect with it. i didn't care about homunculi, i was straight up skipping scenes with scar bc i couldnt pay attention. literally all of ishval went over my head, but i never bothered to understand what was going on bc i could follow the general plot without it (i know, teenage blinders are fucking wild, but i would never have been able to pull this shit with fma 03). i liked the characters well enough, but none of them interested me that much except for ed. gods, how i loved ed. he gave me so many brainworms and genderworms. i remember at the beginning of the series watching ed feeling guilty bc al lost his body and being exhilarated by the potential of ed's character. and then becoming increasingly dissatisfied, feeling that the story wasnt allowing him to grow and develop in a way that i knew he could. i wanted to go DEEPER (TM). i wanted to take him out of the story and throw him somewhere he can be explored better. i tried reading fanfics, but was distressed to find how many fics about ed focus on roy mustang of all people. its not that i hated him, i just didnt particularly care and the more the show and fanfics wanted me to like him, the more i disliked him. like, i wanted him to be worse, not better. i also kinda liked winry, but wanted her to be more of her own person

needless to say, i should have just watched fma 2003 lmao.

i probably still wouldn't have appraciated ishval plot, but at least i would understand it better as fma 03 is many things, but its definitely not subtle. i kinda want to rewatch fmab just to see what i would think about it now, but i also dont bc i've forgotten fmab to the point where if i dont rewatch it, fma 03 can become THE fma in my mind

inchresting, thank you. yeah I definitely feel you on 'the story is well done but I can't connect with it'. I just can't give fmab a fair rewatch at all now cus it feels like the cast are just inherently held back from real juicy development.

I'm curious on your feelings re 03 Roy- do you think he's more interesting because he's less straightforwardly likeable, or just less of a focus so he doesn't bother you? I think the way he's not a second protagonist in 03 but kindve at odds w Ed and bc we view him through his lens remains a bit untrustworthy til the end I think? Ed holds him at a distance, which makes for a more complex and interesting relationship

[boywonderasf]

OKOK HEREA WE GO

before i begin Insane TED-Talk of The Day, im gonna preface that i love this take so much, but my brain does things more than one way. but both is v good!!!

anyways mb bout the rant and dont come for me if anything is incorrect or wtv. erm also i mostly focus on the main 4 batboys so pls dont be upset i didn't mention the other kids💀

ANYWAYS as the post said:

"Bruce Wayne is a dad in many different ways and for many different reasons, but chief among them is his ability to know that one of his kids is sick just by looking at them or hearing them breathe.

He can diagnose a fever with just the back of his (gloved!) hand on their forehead. He knows when they’re about to be dizzy before it even happens. He is A Dad."

OKAY NOW BUT WAIT WHAT IF HE ISNT THO LIKE MAYBE WHEN THEYRE YOUNGER BUT AROUND THEIR TEEN YEARS? ESPECIALLY DICK, WHO TURNED THIS INTO LITERALLY HIDING ILLNESS JUST SO HE COULD STILL WORK FOR BRUCE AND "NOT DISAPPOINT HIM" ??

DICK, WHO WORKS HIS ASS OFF 24/7 AND IS ALWAYS ON EVERYONE ELSES ASS SO THEY TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES ??

CONSISTENTLY DICK HAS TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM BRUCE'S TEACHINGS AND (even though Bruce probably didnt mean for it to be unknown,) ALWAYS MAKE IT KNOWN THAT ITS OKAY TO TAKE BREAKS AND CARE FOR YOURSELF

RAUGHHH AND ON TOP OF THAT, HIS EFFORTS ARE JUST SLIGHTLY LESS THAN USELESS (slowly getting better, but still) BECAUSE HIS SIBLINGS WERE ALL STILL WITH BRUCE AND SO IT GOT INSTILLED INTO THEM TO HIDE ILLNESS AS WELL IM GOING INSANE

JASON NEVER GOES TO BRUCE FOR ANYTHING AND ALMOST NEVER GOES TO ANYBODY ELSE OR ASKS FOR HELP (for many reasons, but still)

SAME WITH FUCKIN TIMBO! KID DOESNT HAVE A SHRED OF KNOWLEDGE FOR SELF CARE IN HIS BODY

Damian was already just like that, but hes also Dick's chance to help Dami unlearn all of those behaviors the others (including himself still bc hes a giant hypocrite) couldnt unlearn. Damian is still young enough to unlearn them quicker than the others can

and listen, this may all be stemming from me wanting the ultimate hurt/comfort with this shit, Bruce not noticing one of the (18+) kids is sick and all the other siblings jump to help care for and defend that one ill person.

cause its nice. you get the hurt from Bruce being oblivious and get to use the line "worlds greatest detective my ass".

and then you get the comfort of family caring for each other/significant other caring for sad and sick batkid whos upset that Bruce didn't notice.

yeah shut up ive read a fic like this before, and yeah it was fucking fantastic actually, but still this is true regardless!!!

anywasy, again please do not come for me if this all sounds dumb as fuck and is completely incorrect for some reason, im superstoned and autistic and this is what my brain decided to fuck around with tonight.

[myymi]

more dumb things i paid attention to instead of the actual plot because i have nothing better to do with my time ✨ episode for today: s2 ep3 “nutwork”

sticks didnt bother to wipe the toothpaste off her mouth apparently 

soar knows people are entertained by dumb shit, and he fully exploits it

why are the scissors mayor fink is using so dull when he’s literally opening a scissor factory?? bad promoting my guy

sticks: *talks about water scheme* sonic: "will you stfu and change the channel back"

where did the tiny scissors go?? why did you get rid of them?? what were you hoping to accomplish??

the mayor doesnt know how coupons work, yet he demands bargains. something tells me thats not gonna go well for him

the thought of the lid being blown off the water scheme is terrifying enough to make the mayor scream 

soar really be testing stick’s patience

SOAR HAS DADDY ISSUES HAH LOSER

but the sandwich and a few puppies are more important apparently

what did the puppy do ??

“try something more high-tech” translation: go get help from tails

I-N-T-E-R-F-A-C-I-N-G (help hes so cute i love him, look at his lil dance)

how does tails even know how to work a podcast, has he done this before?? or is this just smart guy stuff??

why is there electricity visibly coming from that tower thing next to stick’s hut, tails what did you build

sonic casually breaks the fourth wall, as he does

sticks is just forcing tails to go along with her whole thing now ig

“we never discussed that!” which part, the plan or sticks jumping out of the plane

he looks so cool jumping out of his plane though, look at my son go

speaking of his plane, wtf happens to it when they jump out

jumping out of a plane with no sort of parachute=not crazy

tails has a really steady hand jfc that camera doesn’t move a centimeter, how is it so still

eggman has no control over the things he says and thus has to make a machine to stop him

sticks wants people to listen - freaks out when people listen

this platypus gets on my nerves omg 

sticks was fully willing to throw hands with dixon (meanwhile tails just looks back like “who tf”)

everyone starts gaslighting sticks 

tails looks so done, what happened off screen 

apparently the mayor gets gassy when he eats too much corn

if this damn platypus makes quote fingers one more time i swear to god-

i love the way sticks says “happy” idk it's just funny to me

that is the ugliest hat ive ever seen, i want ten

HOW IS TAILS SO STILL??

“dont do what someone tells you to do” “so what should we do?” did you not listen to what she just said

tails do you ever plan on putting down the camera

sonic didnt expect people to listen to him, but decided to yell anyways

sonic is so over it, edgy ass teen 

how strong is that guy’s teeth jesus christ 

omg tails put the camera down

the puppies are actually so adorable 

[ewyband]

MEDIA EWY CONSOOMED IN 2022

alright queers sit down or scroll past because i’m gonna word vomit out my thought on my favourite things i’ve listened to/watched/played this year that i very much liked.

MOOSIC

ants from up there by black country new road: beautiful BEAUTIFUL album, literally 10/10 best album i’ve listened to this year (as like nearly everyone on any music reviewing site has probably also said). if you haven’t listened to it, its about a straining relationship thats painted using the failed aeroplane project ‘concorde’ as a metaphor to represent the sunk loss fallacy. fav song: good will hunting

THE UNRAVELING OF PUP THE BAND by PUP: this was my first introduction to PUP and listening to this album cumulated in me seeing them in Leeds a few months ago! its an amazing, no-skip, punk album. every single song just PUMPS ME UP !!! makes me wanna smash shit, i love it. FAV LYRIC: ‘200 BUCKS A WEEK JUST TO TALK ABOUT MY LACK OF DIRECTION? I GOT A BIT OF A COMPLEX, IN CASE THAT WASN’T CLEAR FROM THE LAST FEW SESSIONS’

The Dream Is Over - PUP: because i loved the latest PUP album so much i literally just had to listen to this. i only listened to this for the first time a few weeks ago and i’d even go as far to say that its better than tuoptp for sure. again, every single song just fucking goes so hard its insane. i just put this shit on when im walking or gaming and i feel like a mad man, i feel like im dancing in a stadium full of people and we’re all feeling a strong sense of melancholy and violence. i love it. fav song: sleep in the heat (editors note: i didnt know what this song was about until i went to learn it on guitar and looked at the lyrics for the first time and it was so fucking sad it nearly made me cry. RIP norman. im sure you were a great friend)

trick - alex g: this album isn’t my introduction to alex g (lincoln’s sandy cover was) but it was my introduction to their wider discography. i first heard sarah on tiktok and just that intro midi flute and guitar strums flung me back into my childhood. i was playing tig in the playground again, i was making up games in the church car park again, i was scraping my knee trying to climb trees way too tall for me again. this album leaves me with a lot of nostalgia from my angsty-nirvana-listening teen years to my young-dumb childhood years. i love it. fav song: sarah (i also have a major love-hate relationship with the song ‘whale’)

God Save The Animals - alex g: the natural step from ‘trick’ was to look at their new album released this year!!! this is SUCH an interesting album. it goes from classic alex g to some crazy hyper pop type stuff and i LOVE it. i super super love the percussion and the way that the vocals are changed and mangled and distorted in so many different ways. it doesn’t necessarily have any earworms per-say but it does have some pretty incredible new sounds that have really inspired me to develop my own style and try some of the effects mr.g has used in this record. fav song: runner

Be The Cowboy - mitski: my first exposure to mitski was from my partner playing their songs on the car and i never really properly understood it until i saw her live. theres just a pure controlled rage about mitski thats hard to describe in words. its a snarl between words. its letting someone know that they fucked you up in an eloquent hand written letter. i love the pumping synths on this album. i love how mitski can push emotion through her voice to tell a story. sometimes she belts, sometimes she sings softly but you can tell when theres rage behind her voice and i love it. fav song: washing machine heart

Hold on Now, Youngster... - Los Campesinos!: theres something about 2000′s indie music that was particularly made in the UK thats so special because growing up there is such an individual experience that it can’t be translated to anywhere else in the world (much like growing up anywhere else!). lc! manages to capture this and put it into song. its about all the boring shitty themes like love and breakup but telling it through the way we interact with each other. through letters, through mixtapes, through inside jokes and superstitions you made yourself. i love love LOVE the horns in this album and how they work with the violin -- its almost poetic at times. every song on this album slaps, i love the outro. fav song: You! Me! Dancing! 

Blues and Roots - Charles Mingus: i got really into jazz due to my uni course having a section on it and i found myself particularly fond of a sub-genre of jazz called ‘hardbop’ and this charles mingus fella is INSANE at it. listening to this whilst walking feels amazing, its like i can see different shapes and colours flashing in my brain, with every bop and sax solo it just hits so hard. fav song: moanin’

GAMES

Hollow Knight: the art in this game is stunning first a foremost, you start in an unknown world and you are given NOTHING in terms of lore. even the community to this day does not fully understand the lore and honestly?? i love it. it gives me a sense of child-like wonder wandering caverns looking for secrets and tiny tinges of lore and it actually gets surprisingly emotional?? it deals with themes of loss, grief and parenthood. its very goth, very melancholic and very fucking difficult. i highly recommend this! i sunk around 60 hours into it

Omori: this game will be super difficult to really talk about because I don’t wanna spoil anything at all but: its a really beautiful portrayal of dissociation and trauma. like a lot of people, i really resonated with sunny and his struggles with fears, basic ones like drowning or heights of course, but also more innate fears like the fear of growing up and losing friends or the grief that comes with losing your childhood. If you’re in your late teens or early 20′s it’ll probably of remind you of a time you forgot and a time that you’ll never have back. very emotional game.

Fortnite: okay mikey deafpony introduced me and the friendgroup to this and it fucks so hard. i never really thought i was into battle royale’s but this game just makes it fun and interesting all the time. yeah, okay, the updates are annoying but it keeps the game constantly fresh and new. i highly recommend playing with friends! was pleasantly surprised with it.

WATCHING THINGS

I didn’t really watch that many tv shows/movies this year so i just put them into one thing okay??

Isle of Dogs: its wes anderson. i love the humour. its not laugh out loud funny but its quick and fast paced and i loved how dark this movie gets sometimes ?? its just a lotta fun and sometimes emotional. i love the stop motion and all the artwork is super pretty. im also a weeb so like, japan yay but it does also suffer from orientalism which sucks.

Moomin (2019): Previously, I could never really get behind this version of Moomin because I didn’t like the voice actors and I didn’t like the animation. However, its really grown on me. It does take a few episodes to find its feet and some episodes do fall flat but it really does stay true to the original source material. After watching the first 2 and a bit seasons, I’d probably say that it stays closer to ‘true’ moomin than any other tv adaptation to date. I also now prefer the voice actors in this version. chris morris is hilarious as moominpappa and i liked the featuring of richard ayoade, making us one step closer to an IT crowd x moomin cross over episode. some of the episodes are actually really emotional ?? i couldn’t get over that this adaptation nearly made me cry a couple times.

Heartstopper: i love how UK schools are shown in this show because it FEELS very accurate. some of the script feels kinda GCSE drama but like, its the representation that really stood out for me. i really appreciated how they didn't just focus on the cis experiences but also trans ones too. its very cute, i liked it.

The Batman: i liked robert pattinson’s makeup (and i STOLE it) and this movie made me hold onto whatever masculinity i had left cuz lets be honest everyone wanted to be batman if u watched this movie.

OKAY THATS IT !!! THANKS IF U READ ALL OF THIS LOL

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

I really hope the show focused more on learning lessons from every episode rather than just focusing on the action and subplots that in the end, won't mean anything

Even though both marinette and adrien do a lot and i mean a LOT of dumb shit throughout the show i found myself excusing them cause they're still teens (ofc i dont excuse how the writers wrote marinette as being a creepy stalker and trying to play it off as a "joke").

Wouldn't it have been much better if the two main leads learned from their mistakes after each episode ends?

Adrien has been constantly neglected by his abusive father, so watching him lash out emotionally or not knowing how to handle the situation properly, i can see it being a little excused imo cause he barely got any attention or affection. The only one who was there for him is now gone and he's mostly stuck alone with his thoughts. He only sees his friends everyday he goes to school and thats pretty much it (unless gabe lets him out every once in a while).

The show would've been much better if Marinette had been the one to emotionally support him, show him whats right and wrong instead of having her constantly lash out at him for every tiny mistake.

The two could've talked about their problems and slowly built their relationship from there, it would've been a much better show tbh if it took that direction. I know Adrien gets a lot of hate for the things he does but i cant really blame him for it, he doesnt have anyone to guide him, his father is barely there for him and he doesnt open up to natalie at all, the writers could've used his love and admiration for ladybug as a way for him to open up to her and tell her whats going on with him.

Maybe she can even help him learn his powers better, when to use it and whats the important time for it to be used. I know all the fights they went through are different but at least he would know how to restrain his powers instead of sometimes using it without thinking and just bolting in straight towards the villain.

It truly makes me sad, the show had many directions to take but it chose to be generic and bland and most of all what turns me off from watching the other seasons is its predictability. we know that no matter what the two go through, in the end they'll get together and thats it.

I hope the movie is somehow different since thats all i can look for now, i really want the two main heroes to interact more with each other instead of fighting villains and arguing every two seconds; i watched the first ep of s5 out of curiosity and im glad that ladybug didnt really get upset at him, idk how their relationship has been in s5 since i really hold no interest in it anymore.

It's a wasted opportunity sadly, i might have to look for fanfics cause those are the only ones that make me feel connected to them both.

What are your thoughts however? (And if you have any fanfic recommendations then pls throw em my way. I rly dont know what to start with)

I don’t think the whole “learn a lesson in every episode” idea is a bad one, but the way it’s handled here doesn’t work because the lessons never mean anything. The characters never grow as people, so the lessons feel superfluous as a result.

Like you said, these episodes could have been used to better build up the bond between Marinette and Adrien, and in my opinion, it would have made that scene from “Multiplication” feel more meaningful, because that way, it would make sense that Adrien would thank Marinette for everything she’s done for him.

As for the movie, it’s entirely possible that the show could pull a Ninjago and take influence from what their movie did in the later seasons, or expand upon certain ideas brought up.

[thejellybeanboys]

Hi its me again :D and ty for the answer's BTW i didnt mean to overwhelm or hurt Wil-Liam 😰(i was only curious cuz he had hearts in his eyes)

I have a few more questions that i forgot to add in the previous ask but i didn't get to because i was in a hurry lol

Q:

For everybody:

1:what are your biggest fears?

2:Do you have any one for valentines day???(Note:Btw you don't have to answer this one im just curious :>)

3:Worst childhood memories?(Note:You also don't need to answer this one)

4:Fav animal???Why???

5:Whats on your mind?

(NA: LOL it's fine :3 these kids are all emos and embarrassed dummies and its all in their perspective so if these little buggers are mean or acting dumb its not your fault they are teens they are like this, also rest assured that Wil-liam is okay now he's just realized that he totally has a crush lmao) (okay back to the boys)

Luis: "Oh this person again um thanks for the ask. We got another one with multiple so I guess let's do them sequentially."

Codey: "Yeah. um, first one. Oh, Easy, biggest fear is getting forced into a relationship.. even worse if it's with ugh... those misogynistic online guys."

Cecil: "Ahí no, that should be everyone's biggest fear. But um mine is...Oh, this is going to sound really shallow but...being seen as pretty by others if I was...different. Like if one day I woke up to look too different or too... materialistic idk, I'm mostly saying that I like how I look right now and I wanna believe everyone thinks I look good but what if...I looked more up to everyone's standards, then they really didn't like the real me..."

Luis: "Woah..." O.O

Jeremy: "People are dumb if they don't think you're like the prettiest thing ever like how you are now."

Cecil: "...Thank you, Jeremy." (Blushes)

Jeremy: "Oh um... heh...ah, I guess I'll say my fear is...being forced to move in with my even more transphobic aunt."

Mason: "My turn! Two words. Clown. Snakes."

Hoagie: "Mines Getting eaten. Oh come on it's obvious, I'm a snack yes but sometimes not in a good way."

Leroy: "Being a DJ for a famous celebrity but it all goes wrong and my music career tanks forever."

Otty: " Rabbits hating me, wahh I wouldn't make it if those little guys all hated me."

Wil-Liam: "... Getting rejected. And being feared...also other things."

Luis: "Cryptic...But um mine is a monkey attacking me and ripping off my ugly beautiful face, look I...I can handle primates in memes and shows, I just, eh can't do it in real life."

Leroy: "...wait isn't like your uncle a monkey?"

(Second question)

Codey, Leroy, Benny, Mason, Hoagie: "No."

Jeremy: "You see. um...(Just do it man) I WAS HOPING YOU--CECIL COULD be my VALENTINE."

Cecil: "Really?"

Jeremy: "Yeah! Um, its okay if you say no or don't say anything--I mean we could all forget I said anything--"

Cecil: "Sure."

Jeremy: "Yeah?"

Cecil: "Yeah :))"

Jeremy: "Oh...awesome..ha. Um well I'll text you the dets later. Cause were like in a middle of a question."

Cecil: "OFC, hehe. Um thank you for asking me."

Codey: "OH thank gosh."

Luis: "Wow yeah we totally didn't expect that.(sarcasm) But...ugh as for me. I don't think I'm going to give Chris a card this year. I looked but all these cards are crummy and...well it's the 8th and my time is kind of up, so I'll put that plan on hold. Oh well, I guess I'll look through this card that I just found here addressed to me, but I'll see it later."

Wil-Liam: "..."

(Third question)

Codey: "Erm yeah I don't think were okay with sharing trauma rn, look we'll dump out our personal stuff all the time but..."

Luis: "Not really feeling it...Though I'll give a quick one. One day when I was 7 my mom accidentally threw away my vintage ebay bought Webkinz...I cried."

(Fourth question)

Luis: "Easy...DOG. Best answer the only answer."

Wil-Liam: "HEHE it's only a doggy-loving world now!!"

Luis: "That's...acceptable. But everyone else is not allowed to say other animals. I just muted yall,"

Wil-Liam: "Mines are wolves...is that okay?"

(N0t_Wordgirl /command: mute) (Not mute Wolfnoob,exe)

Luis: "HA yeah!"

(last question)

Luis: "We have no thoughts."

Wil-Liam: "Head empty.

Luis: (giggling) Oh wait... I forgo to unmute everyone...eh whatever it's much better like this anyway."

Wil-Liam: (Oh word?)