#in picutres anyway

[jessiesjaded]

You ever just stare at your nose

[creativesplat]

ok... so Lambert x Eve...

Eve and the two Blaiddyds

Lambert and the two Fierenes

The step-siblings

@blaiddydbrokeit and I were talking, and they have now sent me down the wonderful rabbit hole that is Eve and Lambert getting married and looking after their children.

[micromime]

The Lunar Loser

[smilesrobotlover]

Teeth whitening kills your enamel and weakens your teeth, if you feel it hurting you should contact a dentist! If it hurts that means it got beyond your enamel, which means you might need to start taking extra precautions to protect your teeth long term!

Im a special case, I have genetic factors, but as someone who had to have all their upper teeth removed at 20 years old I plead of you to see a dentist immediately. If you can do preventative maintenance now, you'll save yourself a huge bill and potentially huge dental issues down the line!

I also suggest pro-namel toothpaste with sensodyne, i dont normally promote brands and it tastes god awful, but the difference in enamel degradation on my bottom teeth is noticably slower since Ive been using it long term, and the sensodyne in it really helps. I even use it on one tooth that occasionally decides it hates existence and it'll numb the discomfort

But PLEASE take this seriously! I am worse case scenario, and you do NOT want to be where i am

I believe it. This is something that I want to talk to my dentist about cuz it’s def not normal for your teeth to hurt the way mine did. I mean with those pro enamel commercials I figured that with the pain I felt, that I had weak enamel, which sucks. Luckily we do have the toothpaste you mentioned. Def not using it anymore tho. I’d rather be self conscious about my off white teeth than to destroy my teeth.

[intomybubble]

The manga behind all this will be a pain in the ass to access when I have to shuffle some books around

[bugsios]

hello autism community

his name is samir

[lesbiantimwright]

I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A STREAM TODAY

because I was doing stuff all day. and now I have to go do more stuff let me know if anything exciting happens I guess

[gooeykit]

why my peers gotta be annoying as fuck REGULARLY

[planet4546b]

i already have faceclaims sitting around for all my guys but i did realize while watching disco last night that phumzile sitole is an INCREDIBLY good facecast for the twins

[sebaby-l]

Wow guys I've just been having shitty day after shitty day

[angelpuns]

After all of this roleplay, splinter, April or CJ would come and take a picture of sleeping, tired turtles for future memories in case leo came back and forgot everything that happened to him.

I was gonna line/color this so it could be my new header, but I may do that later :3 I think the sketch has a v sweet quality to it

ANYWAY HERE'S THE EEPERS

April took the picutre and this is now her new lockscreen LMAO

[infectiouspiss]

gerard way is literally so transgnder they’re going all the gender all at once and you can only tell when you take a picture because then you get a still moment in time and yuo can look at it csn go oh this bitch was plantgender here then you presss the little button on ur camera and it goes beep ans the next picture ur like woh that’s a woman next picthre that’s a men next picture that’s just penis soery about that anyway next picutr that’s a cat

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern Au) - Error 404 Brain Not Found: Bonus Scene - Part 8

"I dare you to lick that!"

"I dare you to eat that!"

Those two phrases had been spoken off and on as Geralt and Jaskier travelled on the Path, looking for contracts.

Geralt had pulled into a gas station to refuel and take a p*ss break.

"I dare you to lick the toilet seat." Geralt said as he washed his hands.

Jaskier's head snapped towards him, incredulous. "Lick a gas staton toilet seat? I wouldn't even lick the toilet seat at home!"

"Ok, then I dare you to lick the urinal instead,"

Jaskier paled. "No! No, I'll lick the seat..." He went into the stall, Geralt following to confirm he actually did it. Jaskier faced the toilet seat.

It sat before him, stained, dingy, yellowed and cracked with age, and probably teeming with germs and diseases. And it probably hadn't been cleaned properly...ever.

"If I catch some godsd*mned horrible disease and die, it'll be on your head!"

"Hmm!"

*offended gasp* "What do you mean I've put my mouth on dirtier things?"

"Hm!"

"Yeah? Well, at least I knew where those things had been...er... At least I knew they were...knew I was the only one....er...."

"Fine. I see your point."

Jaskier crouched close to the commode and hesitated, staring at the filthy seat. The filthy seat with p*ss stains so thick, they looked like butter, and sh*t residue that would require a grinder and bleach to remove.

And oh, gods, was that gummy stuff what he thought it was???

He thought about backing out right then, but shoved the thought away. Julian Alfred Pankratz did not pull out back out!

Jaskier said a brief prayer, then closed his eyes and licked the toilet seat.

Geralt snapped a picutre with his phone. For documentation purpose. Yeah. It absolutely wasn't so he could send it to his brothers.

Jaskier immediately spat and splashed water from the sink faucet on his tongue, then rushed to Roach to disinfect his mouth with a little whiskey while Geralt went to fill up the gas tank.

The gas station attendand looked out the window a few minutes after the Witcher had paid and gone back outside, and saw him on his hands and knees next to his van.

Was he ill? Did he drop something?

No. As the attendant watched, confused as h*ll, the Witcher leaned down and licked an oil stain while his companion laughed. Then he got up, they both got in the van, and they drove away. Well, that was going to be a fun story to tell.

Geralt stopped in the next town for lunch. He sat at the table, looking over the restaraunt menu while he waited for his drink. He gripped the underside of the table with one hand to help pull himself closer, and put his hand in someone's chewing gum.

"I dare you to chew that!" Jaskier said, as Geralt went to pick the gum off his fingers with a paper napkin. Geralt made a face. He didn't really want to chew someone else's gum, but he didn't want the undesired consequence of getting kicked in the nads for turning down a dare. He was a Witcher, so he was immune to most diseases anyway, which worked out in his favor. A little A.B.C. gum wasn't going to kill him.

So Geralt chewed the pre-masticated gum.

"What does it taste like?" Jaskier whispered out of morbid curiosity.

"Hmm. Spearmint. Cigarettes..." Geralt rumbled as he chewed, "Cheese, or something sweet. I can't really place it. Oh, wait. Bad kidneys. Probably from diabeetes."

"That sucks for him." Jaskier said, not even questioning Geralt's analysis. It was a Witcher Thing.

"Her."

"You can stop now."

*smug hmmm.*

Later that day, Jaskier almost ate an earthworm Geralt found under a rock as they wandered through the woods, looking for nekkers.

Almost, because he ended up spitting it out after trying to be funny and suck it up like a spaghetti noodle. Geralt had doubled over laughing as Jaskier gagged on the worm. Jaskier's face had twisted up, and he'd made this humorus gargling noise before spitting the worm out.

Jaskier dared Geralt to lick a sticky substance off the side of a tree. It was probably sap. It was difficult tell. It wasn't particularly sap-colored, and didn't have that resin smell.

Geralt couldn't sense anything toxic about it, so he leaned in and licked the stream of goo. Hm. That was an odd flavor. It tasted kind of like...goat and something musky...

Geralt gagged and grabbed his canteene. He desperately started rinsing his mouth.

"What?" Jaskier asked, hovering between concern and confusion. Geralt babbled something about dryads and satyrs f***ing as he spat and gargled frantically. "That's not sap!" he screamed in lowercase.

Jaskier gasped, then ugly laughed, "You-you licked satyr nut!"

"Do you mind?" the tree grumbled in Elder, in a crabby tone, "I'm kind of worn out and would like to sleep!"

"You licked satyr nut off a treeussy!" Jaskier said to Geralt out of the corner of his mouth before addressing the dryad. Geralt elbowed him sharply in the ribs.

"A thousand appologies! We didn't mean to disturb you," Jaskier paused to bow slightly before continuing, "My friend and I were just passing through, and we will be on our way now."

The tree grumbled and shook its branches in a shooing motion at them.

They quickly left.

Geralt spat periodically as they walked in silence, a vaguely haunted look on his face.

"Dare Truce?" Jaskier offered.

"Dare Truce."

[midnightsun-if]

I've been thinking, but do you have faceclaims for the characters(i know it is not for everyone, cause it can take a bit of the ability to imagine how the chars look for oneself), but i was curious.

Also i wanted to know, how long exactly does F!Caden wear her hair? Like do you have picutes, cause i can't picutre the exact length for the love of hell.

I don’t actually, but I’d be interested to see how you all see the characters in that way! I’m certain I could come up with some if you’d like to see them though!

I mainly have an amalgamation of various inspirations that I took when creating the characters, if that can in the same realm.

I’ll put them underneath the cut in case anyone doesn’t wish to see it. (Not all of the ROs will be included, not at this time anyway, this is just a general sense of what I mean.)

Koda: I envision Koda as somewhat of a Jason Momoaesque character. Not that Jason Momoa is his face claim, but just the general feel, you know? I’m not certain if Jason has that Himbo energy, but Koda definitely does!

Scarlett: She’s derived from a variety of characters— a good portion of them being femme fatales— like Jessica Rabbit, Poison Ivy, Koriand’r, and Daenerys Targaryen, to name a few.

Reginald/Regina: They came from my own head mostly, but I took inspiration from characters like Maura Isles and Sherlock Holmes (in a way).

I just included three to give you the general gist of what I meant, but I can do all of them at a later point if you’d like!

In all actuality I have more concrete “face claims” or facial inspiration for the side characters than the ROs. An example of one being: Professor Johansson, for instance, is just F!Eivor (in my mind).

As for F!Caden’s hair I did find a picture for you! Just envision it has curly black hair:

[lost-sunset-canine]

finally after some time i deided to try and draw Misaki once again, since he was around a lot more and none of the previous pictures really managed to capture his appearance to its most true extend. This time around i am not just happy with how the art looks in general, but also that i acctually managed to capture him in a way that feels like its actually him! Before, while the picutres werent wrong, they were just.. off ? but anyway! I managed to also practice and play around with colors and just anatomy and clothes in general since, sketching it out was a struggle and took almost hours in total y-y I was truly struggling a lot with the way things just work, but i managed to pull through it uwu!! Simple backrgound with sharks cuz he likes sharks :) -Dairiem

[gloopdimension]

well er fuck i have been told numerous times to not chew my nails and its a lifelong habit htat only really stops if my nails are Painted. and i have drawn from my hands up my arm. and the only gloves i tolerate having on for long periods of time were these gay little rainbow fishnet looking gloves that only stopped at the wrist. like let me find a picutre im sure i c

blasts everyone in the hylemxylem with the divine homosexual beam or something idk (makes them even more homosexual than they already were)

so anyways i know fingerless gloves are like lingerie but what about these

I THINK THESE WOULD BE ON A SIMILAR LEVEL TOO if not the same!