The gay bar I was in last night has mirrors on the ceiling
✨️they/them✨️
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I know it’s just a hotel bathroom but…
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have a cold when i look this cute the world is so cruel to pretty princesses
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Starfleet Therapist: I recommend journaling.
Ensign: Because it will help me process my feelings?
Starfleet Therapist (nervously eyeing the nearby spatial anomaly that caused everyone on the last three ships to completely lose their memories): Uh, yeah. And hey, don't skimp on the details.
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menstruating people should get a free pass to commit one (1) violent crime of their choice every month. and also like a coupon for ibuprofen
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Happy @davekatweek!! Day 1: Canon
This interaction lives rent-free up in my noggin
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oh fuck me i just sat through another meeting with my pussy and ass plugged and it felt so good that half of what i said (when i managed to speak) barely made any sense 🫠 i tried to just blame it on a need for more caffeine but omg i feel so so so full i think i need to go to my car soon so i can use my vibrator!! should i let myself cum?
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can't get past Colin not washing his hand tho
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