#incorrect blackfriday

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Gary Goldstein: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury. Over the past four days you have witnessed the prosecutor's attempt to effectively bamboozle you with a series of hearsay arguments and loose, speculative evidence placing my client near the scene of the crime during the time of the murder. You are tasked to consider the evidence and whether it proves beyond a reasonable doubt whether my client is guilty. Is my client a perfect man?

Sherman Young: I killed him, yeah.

[manage-your-flamingo]

Lex: While I'm gone, Ethan, you're in charge

Ethan: Yes!!!

Lex, whispering: Hannah, you're secretly in charge.

Hannah: obviously

[g0ldnantlrs]

wiggly: i am an eternal being. i’m a god. not only that, i’m a god benefitting off of toxic consumerism. i cannot be destroyed because the true enemy is within yourself. you are the reason i have power.

the president: yes but can i nuke you?

[decaf-whaaat]

Did you hear the word?

[atrioventricularvalves]

[amanawrites]

From Red to Black Friday and back again Ok people, this political correctness is getting a bit out of hand. People are complaining today is called "Black Friday"? Why?

https://waltonamenda.wixsite.com/website/post/from-red-to-black-friday-and-back-again

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Wilbur: Out of curiosity did you have any disciples before me?

Wiggly: Umm... Oh yeah There was this one guy from Rhode Island that I tried working with but he when a different kind of insane from you that I couldn't really do anything about so I just left him to his own devices. He wrote a book based on the nightmares unintentionally gave him that I thought was kinda funny

Wilbur: Wait you're telling me that you inspired H.P. Lovecraft to write Call of Cthulhu!?

Wiggly: In a way, yes.

Wilbur: That ...actually makes a lot of sense.

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Linda Monroe: We all have our demons

Linda, grabbing a Wiggly: This one's mine

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Lex: What's your blood type?

Ethan: How would I know??

Lex: How would you not?!

Ethan: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner discoverer of blood groups??

Lex: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!!

Ethan: I'm bleeding out, Lex, not ignorant.

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Hannah: Lexi, is this legal?

Lex: When there's no cops around, anything's legal.

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Tom, teaching shop class: You alright?

Ethan, holding a drill upside down: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

Tom, taking the drill away: Ethan, don't ever call me Dad again.

Ethan to Lex: How'd you think he'll feel about Mom?

Lex: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can run.

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Hannah: People are always like "Well if that bad stuff didn't happen, you wouldn't be who you are today."

Hannah: I don't want to be who I am today!

Hannah: What I want to be is mentally stable!

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Linda: *falls*

Everyone: *giggles*

Linda: All right you, laugh it up. Laugh away like this is some episode of Friend!

Alice: ... Mrs. Monroe, do you mean "Friends"?

Linda: I don't know movies!

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Becky: okay rate your pain from 1-10

Tom: π

Becky: π?

Tom: low level but never ending

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Becky: Ok, Linda. Why are you all sad?

Linda: How do you know I'm

sad?

Becky: Well, you're dressed

in sad colors and you were

playing a sad song and you're

wearing a button that says "I'm

sad, ask me why”.

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Hannah, leaving the car with Tim: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Houston!

Tom: Of course, I'll just be here listening to my tunes.

Tom: *rolls up the car window*

*heavy metal starts playing as Tom stares into the distance*