#incorrect cpop texts

[cumyongie]

Kun: Ten, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Ten: why?

Kun: Yangyang was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock then I heard him say, "why has god forsaken me?"

[in-correct]

Yangyang: so tonight I was thinking we could play Chinese checkers and say all the things we like about each other

Kidnapper, crying: your company paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home

[kazuha-pista-badam]

yangyang: goodnight moon.

yangyang: goodnight tree.

yangyang: goodnight ghosts that only i can see.

[ego-like-sandwich]

Winwin: the last time I felt happiness was when I slept with my contacts on and woke up thinking God had cured my myopia

[asstheticnct]

Ten: if anyone pushes me in a pool this summer, I’m drowning myself. I hope you enjoy your murder charge you fucking slut

[peachflamingotea]

kun: why are you so scared???

yangyang: because the probability of someone coming to rob us goes up 90% when i’m home alone!!!!!!

[blue-orangeade]

who in wayv is the most likely to…? (now a series!!)

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[irenepathy]

[WayV]

Hendery : I got a new dog.

Kun : What are you gonna name it?

Hendery : Naked.

Kun : Naked?

Hendery : Yeah, so I can tell me friends "Hey! I gotta go walk Naked down the street. See ya."

Kun : ...

[ihyuckiss]

ten: *holding a knife* hehehe...

ten: *smirks looking down* hahaha...

ten: *raises the knife* AHAHAHA

ten: *stabs a fruit*

[randomkpopshit]

Yanyang: gege, I can't find my shirt i swear to god i looked everywhere

Kun: you said you looked everywhere?

Yangyang: yes

Kun: *opens drawer and pulls out the shirt*

Yangyang: i swear it wasn't in there 5 minutes ago!

[cumyongie]

Taeyong: Okay. Does anyone have any questions?

Yangyang: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Jeno:...about the choreo, Yangyang.

Hendery: No wait now I'm curious.

[in-correct]

Ten: guys who can pull off facial hair are hot

Xiaojun: I t-think you're supposed to use a razor

[kazuha-pista-badam]

yangyang, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name h-

kun: You did WHAT–

xiaojun: william snakepeare.

[ego-like-sandwich]

[Wayv's groupchat]

Hendery: i said "I love you" to Leon and he didn't even meow me back :(

Yangyang: omg that's so ddddddddddd

Xiaojun: ??????

Yanyang: d pressing

Winwin removed Yangyang

[asstheticnct]

Xiaojun: it’s good to have friends who check up on you

Lucas: are you okay?

Xiaojun: no

Lucas: ok cool just checking

[spillthencteaa]

Yangyang: 🎵What does the fox say? 🎵

Ten, to the tune of 'What does the Fox say?': 🎵It's 3am I'm trying to sleep, I don't want to hear a peep, I'll rip your tongue out you little *beep*, and run you over with a jeep 🎵

Yangyang:

Yangyang: 🎵Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding 🎵