#incorrect cpop quotes

[cumyongie]

Kun: Ten, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Ten: why?

Kun: Yangyang was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock then I heard him say, "why has god forsaken me?"

[kazuha-pista-badam]

yangyang: goodnight moon.

yangyang: goodnight tree.

yangyang: goodnight ghosts that only i can see.

[incorrect00liners]

renjun, to haechan: everytime you talk, i hear that sound that plays when pac-man dies.

[neo-citysleeplesscity]

Lucas: What does y/n mean?

Ten: Your name

Lucas, going back to reading: Lucas looked into Lucas’s eyes...

[ego-like-sandwich]

[Wayv's groupchat]

Hendery: i said "I love you" to Leon and he didn't even meow me back :(

Yangyang: omg that's so ddddddddddd

Xiaojun: ??????

Yanyang: d pressing

Winwin removed Yangyang

[mgnifiqueyoo]

Hendery:  Kun: please PLEASE LET ME REST FOR TWO SECONDS- Entire WayV: *incoherent noises*

[in-correct]

Yangyang: so tonight I was thinking we could play Chinese checkers and say all the things we like about each other

Kidnapper, crying: your company paid the ransom 3 days ago, please go home

[incorrectgirlgroupcentral]

Anqi: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you three?

Shuxin: [covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors]

Jiaqi: [sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on her neck]

Yu Yan: [with a split lip and a shiner]

Anqi: Just sit down, I’m making you breakfast

[yiling-on-crack]

Wei wuxian:I have an idea-

Lan wangji:If it involves you, Jiang Cheng, nie Huisang and the avatar theme song then no.

Wei wuxian:well never mind then

[idolproducerincorrect]

Xingjie: No, no, that’s a bad idea.

Xiao Gui: There are no bad ideas, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

[cumyongie]

Taeyong: Okay. Does anyone have any questions?

Yangyang: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Jeno:...about the choreo, Yangyang.

Hendery: No wait now I'm curious.

[applejwoos]

[texting]

Winwin: I’m sik

Winwin: Sikc

Winwin: Sicc

Winwin: Sik?

Winwin: How the fuck do you spell that

Winwin: I have an inside booboo

Ten: Sick

Winwin: ;-;

[kazuha-pista-badam]

yangyang: hey, kun! guess who i saw ten making out with?

kun: is 'everyone' an option?

[incorrect00liners]

[marching through wayv’s dorm, wide-eyed and sleep deprived]

yangyang: i’m currently running on two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo

yangyang, progressively getting louder: and i’m about ready to fight god

yangyang: OR BECOME HIM !!

[neo-citysleeplesscity]

Ten: Every outfit is unisex if you're not a little bitch about it.

[ego-like-sandwich]

Kun, after being told "Happy Fathers Day": bitch do I lOOK-