#incorrect dunmeshi

[millin21]

Laios: I don’t know what to say

Chilchuck: here lemme

Chilchuck: *aggressive typing*

Laios: don’t be mean about it though

Chilchuck looking him dead in the eyes: *aggressive backspacing *

[melpackets]

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Chilchuck: Besides, no offense, but what would you know about relationships anyway?

(Name): Well actually, smart guy, I— uh…

Chilchuck: Actually what?

(Name): (anxiously holding their tongue)

Chilchuck: Spill it!

(Name): Laios and I are dating!

Chilchuck: 😦 (+1 grey hair)

(Name): For like a couple of months now.

Chilchuck & Marcille: 😦😦

(Name): We have matching bracelets!

Senshi: 😶 (already knew)

[luxthestrange]

DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#3 Birds...

At Delgal's wedding

Thistle: What the hell were you thinking? Y/n: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Thistle: You released OSTRICHES!?!

[foolilazuli]

Chilchuck: Are you fucking for real?

Laios: Please don’t be mad

[2w0z]

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Marcille, after reviving Falin: Does anyone have any questions?

Chilchuck: Is this legal?

Marcille: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[maxiemumdamage]

Laios: I think I need you to eat my sister

Marcille: in a sexual way right?

Laios:

Marcille: right???

[icemorgan10]

Thistle: “what do you have”

Falin holding up a walking mushroom: “a snack”

Thistle: “NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”

[tazernatic]

laios: marcille just brought my sister back from the dead and also proved herself to be very skilled at the dark arts

laios: i won't be analyzing that later, tho

[heronchildlove]

[millin21]

Chilchuck with wife after she gives birth to their first daughter:

Wife laying her head back holding her firstborn while Chilchuck sits next to her: im just glad its done.

Half-foot doctor: oh dont get too comfortable, the other one will be around shortly

Both whip their heads to doctor: what!?

Half-foot Doctor: yeah youre having twins, I thought you knew that

Chilchuck: no these are the faces of parents who know they are having twins.

[tinkerbitch69]

Laios: I can only steal food from a painting of a social situation I feel comfortable in.

Chilchuck: this one’s got nekkid people.

Laios: LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Chilchuck: (Name), what's the one thing I asked you not to do?!

(Name): Fall in love with Laios...

Chilchuck: And what did you do?

(Name): Fall in love with Laios...

[luxthestrange]

DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#25 KABRU

Kabru: I wanted salad, but Y/n said we're having burgers...

Rin*Jokingly as she plays with her hair* If Y/n jumped off a cliff, would you?

Camera zooms in as Kabru thinks for a while...

Rin:... Kabru!

Kabru stutters as he tries to explain, coughing into a fist

Kabru: I mean it depends!

Rin: Don't jump off a cliff!

Kabru: Well, I wasn't planning on it

Rin: But if Y/n jumped, you would?!

Camera zooms in on Kabru's blank face again

Rin: KABRU!?!

[foolilazuli]

Marcille: Do you think Falin likes me?

Chilchuck: Likes you as in ‘a friend’? Or as in ‘this is going the longest conversation of my life’?