#incorrect fatui quotes

[vanidrabbles]

Dottore: I mean, small animals are more vicious because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Arlecchino: that’s ridiculous. Give me one example.

Sandrone: spiders.

Capitano: wasps.

Pantalone: ravens

Childe: Scaramouche

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect genshin impact quotes

il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner

arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?

childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff

arlecchino: okay and?

columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet

il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…

[genshin-fanart]

pantalone: would you miss me if i died?

dottore, softly: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[correct-genshin]

Dottore: Can someone please tell me the three stages of life?

Scaramouche: Birth, what the fuck is this, death

[ice-draco]

Furina: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

La Signora: Put spaghetti in it.

Furina: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Columbina: Put spaghetti in it.

Furina: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Arlecchino: Put spaghetti in it.

Furina: I am no longer taking suggestions.

[adventures-in-teyvat]

arlecchino: put a bunch of wrapped, empty presents under a christmas tree so that every time a child misbehaves you can throw one into the fire

dottore: what do i do when i run out of children

[edsmile]

Childe: I don't see why everyone thinks I'm a menace

Traveler: Actually, I've got a whole list. Would you like me to tell you the reasons alphabetically or chronogically?

[genshinincorrectquotes]

Tartaglia: What could it be, that he didn’t tell you and he didn’t tell me? It must be something he didn’t want us to to know! Scaramouche: Good work, Nancy Drew! Let’s meet up at Old Mystery Creek!

[kocherry]

A good collection of Incorrect Quotes which summarizes my Pierro x Reader fanfic base on the tandem of their relationship 😂

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Pierro: My future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible—

(Y/N): *trips and falls with a tray of pastries in her hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes*

Pierro: That one. That’s the one I want.

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(Y/N): .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Pierro: What's that?

(Y/N): Remorse code.

Pierro: I'm even angrier now.

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Pierro: (Y/N)...

(Y/N): Oh no, '(Y/N)' in b-flat.

(Y/N): You're disappointed.

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Pierro: Is something burning?

(Y/N): Just my love for you.

Pierro: (Y/N), our kitchen is on fire.

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(Y/N): You love me, right, Pierro?

Pierro: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

~Do read my Pierro x Reader fanfic titled as Truthful Adorations in False Illusions I've written 2/3 of the fic :>

~if you guys want to read some of my fanfics you can go to my masterlist here!

[zee-the-zebra]

Dottore talking to Pantalone: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Childe, walking into the room: ‘Sup!

Dottore: It appears to be back.

[vanidrabbles]

Dottore: You keep an extra tuxedo in your car trunk?

Pantalone: I’m not an animal, Dottore.

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect genshin impact quotes

childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?

il capitano: …

il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love

childe: oh, okay. cool

childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them

[genshin-fanart]

pantalone: hey dottore! this horrible potion smells like you- disgusting, isn’t it?

dottore: sod off, pantalone! i cannot smell anything because of your terrible shampoo!

professor: now, class, can anyone tell me what this potion is? yes, mr capitano?

capitano: amortentia, sir. amortentia is the world’s strongest love potion, and it smells like what the particular person is attracted to. and yes, guys, we all heard your comments.

[discoontoast]

Pantalone: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

Dottore: The Scots were right all along...

Childe: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

Dottore: The Scots were right all along.

[correct-genshin]

Dottore: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life

Pantalone: ... Please never become a surgeon

[ice-draco]

Furina, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Sandrone: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Sandrone: Here you go.

Furina:

Sandrone:

Arlecchino: Why am I here?