#incorrect five nights at freddy's quotes

[totallyincorrectfnafquotes]

*The group is getting into the car* Glamrock Freddy: I'm driving. Glamrock Chica, out of view: Shotgun! Roxanne Wolf, turning to face Glamrock Chica: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Glamrock Chica: WOAH- Glamrock Chica, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

[b-lightwalker]

Michael: Time for bed.

Evan: Fredbear says I can stay up as long as I want and you need to die!

Michael:

Michael: What the heck, Fredbear?

[wein-bitte]

"Most people's favorite things to hold are titties...mine are grudges." -William Afton

[theoneandonlyphoenix]

The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.

Me and my imaginative crazy ass:

Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I don't know why I did this but I had a vision okay wjhdhd

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Michael: *Explaining how he got scooped during Sister Location and used as a way to escape*

Michael: It was... it was crazy.

Jeremy, remembering the time Michael accidentally said The Grink instead of Grinch: Was The Grink there?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Solar: Look at this thing.

Solar: *holds up Jack like a cat*

Solar: This thing has not a single thought in its head.

Solar: But this thing is my son.

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : I’m having problems with a guy.

Michael : Like “his dead body won’t fit in your car” problems or “you like him” problems?

Y/N : The “I like him” problems.

Michael, shrugs : Too bad, I could have actually helped you with the other types.

Y/N : . . .

Y/N, trying not to crack a smile : You would bury yourself?

Michael : Yeah I mean— wait—

Michael :

[celestial-toys]

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter's Ghost: You have one job. Be there for your brothers and be the new Sensai of the Hamato Clan. Leo: That's two jobs.

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Micheal: Dad, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. Car: *click* Micheal: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S LOCK ON?!

[totallyincorrectfnafquotes]

Glamrock Bonnie: What’s something you guys are better than Montgomery Gator at? Roxanne Wolf: Mario Kart. Glamrock Freddy: Yeah, video games. Glamrock Chica: Emotional vulnerability.

[b-lightwalker]

Michael: [filling out CBEaR employee survey] 'Is your manager manipulative?' William: I'd say no to that if I were you.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Michael, writing in glitter pen (through tears): Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

[micha-is-depressed]

Micheal: Helpy. I need help.

Helpy: What do you need help with Mr. Schmidt?

Michael: Tax evasion.

[cry1ngchild]

y/n: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with arson?

Michael holding a lighter: stop romanticising the past.