#incorrect hale pack

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Have you guys seen—?

Isaac: *angry*

Erica: *trying not to laugh*

Derek: You look upset. You look angry. What are we mad about?

Isaac: Stiles lost a bet.

Derek: And you’re upset?

Isaac: Yeah! Because the loser was meant to do something embarrassing. And he was meant to wear a dress.

Derek: And?

Stiles: *crashing into the room, wearing a dress* Derek, there you are! Check out this dress. I look so good. Like, this is the best outfit I’ve ever worn.

Isaac: *anger intesifies*

Derek: *speechless* Oh.

Isaac: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EMBARRASING! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: i swear on my betas' lives that I am a straight man isaac: MY HEART!!! ITS FAILING!!! boyd: the light.... it's getting closer... erica: FUCK I CANT BREATHE, TELL MY MOM I LOVE HER jackson: If I knew I was going to die today, I would have bullied you all much more

[jade-bright]

Some alpha: Alpha Hale, would you say you’re independent?

Derek: *looks over at Stiles*

Stiles: *nods*

Derek, looking back at the random alpha: Yeah, I’d say so.

[headcanonthings]

Melissa: We call that a traumatic experience. Melissa, turning to Scott: Not a "bruh moment." Melissa, turning to Isaac: Not "rip." Melissa, turning to Lydia: Not a "failed oversight on my part". Melissa, turning to Peter: Not an "omen of destiny". Melissa, turning to Boyd: Not a "failed mission". Melissa, turning to Derek: Not a "display of weakness to the Hale bloodline." Melissa, turning to Erica: Not a "whoopsie daisies". Melissa, turning to the Sherriff: Not a "day without a paycheck". Melissa, turning to Stiles: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[el-viruss]

Erica: Do you remember yesterday when I ran at Isaac and he dropped his bowl of cereal to catch me?

Derek: Yes...?

Erica: Watch this.

Erica: *runs at Boyd, full speed, while he is holding a drink tray with everyone's coffee order in it.*

Derek: ERICA, NO!!

Boyd: *Catches Erica with one arm while balancing the tray in the other, completely unphased.*

[wolfsuggest]

Derek: It’s not that difficult, Stiles, just remember what Uncle Peter taught you.

Stiles: Relax my throat and make eye contact?

Derek: ABOUT THE SPELL STILES REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE SPELL-

[voidstilesplease]

POV: An outsider pack teaming up with Derek and Scott's pack against a common enemy and escaping by the skin of their teeth after an outrageous, inconceivable stunt pulled by Stiles.

Outsider Alpha: *in incredulous disbelief* Is this how you do things in Beacon Hills?

Stiles: You mean effectively?

Outsider Alpha:

Derek: Yeah, I won't think about it too much.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

[azraphels]

Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank God

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: How’s everyone doing?

Isaac: I’m breathing.

Derek: Setting the bar pretty low there.

Isaac: Still doing better than Stiles.

Stiles, having a panic attack: Fuck you.

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[beta trio mentoring liam]

erica: okay, what's the first rule?

liam: rock-paper-scissors if you can't solve it.

boyd: second?

liam: blame everything on peter - he probably did it anyway.

isaac: third rule?

liam: If derek tells you no, go to stiles.

[jade-bright]

version 1 Version 2

Laura: Have fun on your date with Stiles later, try not to burn the whole preserve Derek: ...I don't have a date with Stiles later Laura: What do you mean? I just saw him in the forest with a bunch of candles Derek: ... Laura: ... Both: Shit

[headcanonthings]

Stiles: Why are you following me? Derek: Because we’re dating now. Stiles: Okay… what about the other three? Isaac: We’re a package deal Erica: Buy one idiot, get two idiots and a Boyd free!

[moonch8ld]

Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

[autumnaleva]

why am i kind of on a roll rn (because i’m avoiding assignments)

[facingreailitysgravity]