#source: king of queens

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You’re either with us or against us.

Wade: I’m against you.

Steve: That’s not an option.

Wade: You just gave it to me as an option!

[definitelyincorrect]

Peter: I may have lied.

Tony: You may have or you did?

Peter: I may have did.

[vampire-dove]

Daniel: What the hell are you reading? An instruction manual?

Armand: Yes. For an electric knife.

Daniel: Do we have an electric knife?

Armand: I didn't see one, but if it ever turns up, I'll be ready.

[haywire-hetfield]

Slash: You know, I stole one of these candy bars once as a kid. Then I felt so guilty that I threw up. What about you? Did you ever steal anything? Izzy: Yeah, once when I was in high school. A bunch of us stole a car. Slash: Izzy: Slash: I'm sorry???

[charmingradiobelle]

Adam: you’re either with us or against us.

Vaggie: I’m against you.

Adam: that’s not an option.

Vaggie: you just gave it to me as an option!

[incorrect-star-allies]

Adeleine: Can you at least try to be nice to Marx?

Dark Meta Knight: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, they would have a sword sticking out of their face.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: We have a great relationship!

Casey: We just called each other freaks and you threatened to burn my house down.

Donnie: That’s just banter.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Can you please try to be nice to Bellatrix?

Lucius: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, she would have a fork sticking out of her neck

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse: I’m sure we can bake something for Harper. Hey, how about a rum cake? Ivor: I tried that. I got too nervous and drank all the rum.

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: I may have lied. Patrick: You may have or you did? Pete: I may have did.

[thepixarau]

Joe: I think we should just tell Imelda. She’d probably understand. She has very kind eyes.

Remy: she hit me with a frying pan once.

Remy: and it’s not like it is in cartoons. That shit hurts!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You’re either with us or against us.

Tony: I’m against you.

Steve: That’s not an option.

Tony: You just gave it to me as an option!

[ladymiraclewings]

Scratch: You’re either with us or against us. Jinx: I’m against you. Scratch: That’s not an option. Jinx: You just gave it to me as an option!

[vampire-dove]

Armand arguing: Why did you invite him over? Louis: I just wanted him to see we were a happy, loving couple. Armand: Well, you should've known we couldn't handle that!

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

George Knightley: Listen, Emma's not going to make it home for dinner so I'm going to order us a pizza.

Henry Woodhouse: From where?

George Knightley: From Sal's.

Henry Woodhouse: Sal's! Have you lost your mind!

George Knightley: Ok then, not Sal's. Then from where?

Henry Woodhouse: A little neighborhood joint called Do Minos.

George Knighley: Domino's?!

Henry Woodhouse: Yeah, that's it.

George Knightley: Alright, what's the number?

Henry Woodhouse: *Starts spouting off numbers at a fast pace*

George Knightley: Look I have way to many numbers, ok?

Henry Woodhouse: I gave you the area code!

George Knightley: We're in the area code! I don't need to dial it!

Henry Woodhouse: Ok, ready?

George Knightley: I'm ready.

Henry Woodhouse: 1 1 68...

George Knightley: How about a little phone number rhythm? You know a little bum bum bum- bum bum- bum bum. Huh?

Henry Woodhouse: I got it.

George Knightley: Ok

Henry Woodhouse: One.

George Knightley, dialing: Yeah.

Henry Woodhouse: Six...

George Knightley, dialing: Yep.

Henry Woodhouse: ...teen.

George Knightley, shuts the phone: I already dialed the six! I can't go back in time and slip a one in!

Henry Woodhouse: Well whose fault is that?!

[charmingradiobelle]

Charlie: can you at least try to be nice to Alastor?

Lucifer: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, he would have a spear sticking out of his neck.