Peter: I may have lied.
Tony: You may have or you did?
Peter: I may have did.
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Armand arguing: Why did you invite him over?
Louis: I just wanted him to see we were a happy, loving couple.
Armand: Well, you should've known we couldn't handle that!
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Peter: I may have lied.
Natasha: You may have or you did?
Peter: I may have did.
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Steve: You’re either with us or against us.
Tony: I’m against you.
Steve: That’s not an option.
Tony: You just gave it to me as an option!
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Adam: you’re either with us or against us.
Vaggie: I’m against you.
Adam: that’s not an option.
Vaggie: you just gave it to me as an option!
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Adeleine: Can you at least try to be nice to Marx?
Dark Meta Knight: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, they would have a sword sticking out of their face.
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Donnie: We have a great relationship!
Casey: We just called each other freaks and you threatened to burn my house down.
Donnie: That’s just banter.
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Narcissa: Can you please try to be nice to Bellatrix?
Lucius: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, she would have a fork sticking out of her neck
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Jesse: I’m sure we can bake something for Harper. Hey, how about a rum cake?
Ivor: I tried that. I got too nervous and drank all the rum.
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Pete: I may have lied.
Patrick: You may have or you did?
Pete: I may have did.
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Joe: I think we should just tell Imelda. She’d probably understand. She has very kind eyes.
Remy: she hit me with a frying pan once.
Remy: and it’s not like it is in cartoons. That shit hurts!
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Scratch: You’re either with us or against us.
Jinx: I’m against you.
Scratch: That’s not an option.
Jinx: You just gave it to me as an option!
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Louis in 2x05: Armand and I are not getting divorced. We're just temporarily separated because we hate each other.
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Beckett: You're either with me or against me.
Theo: I'm against you.
Beckett: That's not an option.
Theo: You just gave it to me as an option.
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Parsley: Can you please try to be nice to Amaryllis?
Thyme: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, she would have a fork sticking out of her neck.
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Charlie: can you at least try to be nice to Alastor?
Lucifer: I am trying. If I weren’t trying, he would have a spear sticking out of his neck.
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