#incorrect kakashi

[narutwitter]

[retroflexs]

Naruto: Now that I'm the hokage I can access the archived personnel records and see Kakashi sensei's face!

*opens the file*

*the photo is cut in half and the lower part is missing*

Naruto: You've gotta be kidding me-

10 years prior

Kakashi: Now that I'm the hokage-

[yg-arts]

Comic inspired by this post made by @kkirincorrectquotes .

[skykashi]

And this is how the war actually ended XD, based on this post by @ladykissingfish

Ko-fi / commissions/ Twitter (X)

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi : Think of it this way....if I am dating Iruka, I will look after you too. If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Naruto : Okay.

*later*

Iruka : Naruto ! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Kakashi , whispering: Deny everything.

Naruto , loudly: That isn't a chair.

[obkkyuri]

just a little doodle

[anniemaar]

Commision for @vfclayr based on this post from the @kkirincorrectquotes 🦝❤️ Comms are open! If you are interested, please DM me 💖

[lislemons]

naruto characters as posts that remind me of them part 12

[forthereaderinserts]

Naruto: So, Kakashi-sensei, how did you fall in love with Y/n-sensei?

Kakashi: Our eyes met…and everything else was fleeting.

Sakura: Y/n-sensei, how did you meet Kakashi-sensei?

You: oh, we were kids and I punched him. He looked at me weird.

[spacealligator]

12 year old Kakashi at Obito during training: you poor excuse of a shinobi, you goddamn idiot, you incompetent stupid piece of-

that same night: dear diary, today I tried flirting with Obito like Rin suggested, I think it went really well <3

[devotedlywingedperfection]

Sakura: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

Kakashi: I sleep with a knife.

Naruto: Both of you are pathetic.

Sakura: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Naruto: Sasuke.

[narutwitter]

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai: They're really having you give the speech at Danzo's funeral? Do you have something in mind? Kakashi: Don't worry, I've got this. [later] Kakashi: A philanthropist. A humanitarian. A man of peace. These are just a few of the men who came to spit on Danzo's grave.

[yg-arts]

Based on this post by @kkirincorrectquotes

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi : Iruka Sensei, I need your help again.

Kakashi : What does it mean when Naruto says he has "a headache with pictures"?

Iruka: He means he's having an idea.

Kakashi : Ah, noted. Thank you.

Iruka : You're welcome, though in the future, perhaps you can avoid popping into my bathroom when I am bathing.

[radioactive-yuri]

the myth of "the normal one" in a shinobi team

naruto: hey, who do you think is the normal one on our team? it's sakura, right?

kakashi: [shudders] god, no. i watched that girl bite off a grown man's thumb just to assert dominance during a fight. she didn't spit it out either. i live in fear and admiration of the kunoichi i've raised.

naruto: hmm...

//

naruto: hey, bushy-brows! who do you think is the "normal one" on your team, neji or tenten?

lee: oh, it's not neji, guy sensei had to bodily drag him to his therapy appointment yesterday.

naruto: well, it's definitely not you, so it's tenten, right?

neji, barging in through the door: lee, come help me and gai sensei! some genin challenged tenten to swallow an entire kunai, and she's actually trying to do it!! she won't listen to us!!

naruto:...i guess not?

//

naruto: kiba! you got any "normal" ones on your team? i mean, shino's a weirdo, and so are you, but hinata's just kinda quiet, right?

kiba: oh, no, she- wait, what was that part about me being a weirdo?

shino: hinata-chan and i often compare notes on human interaction.

naruto: where the HELL did you even appear from

//

naruto: yo, genma-senpai! were you the "normal one" on your old team?

genma: you'd have to ask choza about that, ha. i'm sure he has a variety of tales to tell.

naruto: okay, so...was it someone else, then?

genma: [considering] well, i mean, gai's gai, i don't think i have to elaborate on that. and yes, he was like that as a kid too. and ebisu was so focused on trying to appear normal that he completely failed to actually be normal, he was always a neurotic little beanpole.

naruto: huh...

//

naruto: oi, granny tsunade!!

tsunade: hm?

naruto: in your old team, who do you think was the normal o- [thinks]....nevermind. i'm not even going to ask.

tsunade: that's the spirit.