#incorrect kp

[jubileesstuff]

Ken: I baked you a pie!

Porsche: Really?! What flavor?

Ken: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

[shawolsos]

Korn: I raised my kids right! Whoever did it will confess.

Korn: Or the other two will rat him out.

[kinnbig]

and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [4/?]

[forvegaspetessake]

A few episodes later:

[somnas-writes]

Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them

—

Chay: my hands are cold

Kim grabs them immediately

—

Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold

Shoves them against Kinns neck

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.

Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.

Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?

[glamgoblin]

Vegas: That's a big tray you got there. Compensating for something? Tankhun: *thwack* Tankhun: Your incompetence

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Laplus: I will make our demands now!

[dials phone]

A-Chan, as a recorded message: “Thank you for calling COVER Corp. For Customer Service, press one. For job opportunities, press two. To demand an enormous amount of money for the safe return of our CEO, press three.”

[Laplus presses three]

A-Chan: “Please enter the enormous amount of money you are demanding now.”

Laplus: This is even easier than I anticipated!

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Chan: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

[50shadesofoctarine]

Rue: You're in love with me.

Hob: I thought you knew?

Rue: You never told me!

Hob: Why would I speak to you about a personal problem?

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Porsche: I have an idea

Pete: A good idea?

Porsche: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves

[jubileesstuff]

Porsche: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Kinn’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive!

[shawolsos]

Vegas: "We should breed and ask our offspring what they think." has quickly become one of my favourite ways to disagree with someone.

Pete: I disagree.

Vegas:

Pete: You know what has to happen now :)

[kinnbig]

and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [2/?]

[forvegaspetessake]

Local man realizes he has caught the feelings™

[somnas-writes]

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