#incorrect kp quotes

[alicentsstark]

Drakken: How dare you go through my things!

Shego: You go through my things all the time.

Drakken: That is a lie!

Shego: Doc, last week I caught you eating my lip balm.

[somnas-writes]

Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them

—

Chay: my hands are cold

Kim grabs them immediately

—

Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold

Shoves them against Kinns neck

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.

Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.

Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?

[shawolsos]

Vegas: "We should breed and ask our offspring what they think." has quickly become one of my favourite ways to disagree with someone.

Pete: I disagree.

Vegas:

Pete: You know what has to happen now :)

[glamgoblin]

Vegas: That's a big tray you got there. Compensating for something? Tankhun: *thwack* Tankhun: Your incompetence

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Laplus: I will make our demands now!

[dials phone]

A-Chan, as a recorded message: “Thank you for calling COVER Corp. For Customer Service, press one. For job opportunities, press two. To demand an enormous amount of money for the safe return of our CEO, press three.”

[Laplus presses three]

A-Chan: “Please enter the enormous amount of money you are demanding now.”

Laplus: This is even easier than I anticipated!

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Chan: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

[50shadesofoctarine]

Rue: You're in love with me.

Hob: I thought you knew?

Rue: You never told me!

Hob: Why would I speak to you about a personal problem?

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Porsche: I have an idea

Pete: A good idea?

Porsche: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves

[overheard-at-star-command]

XR: From now on we will act mature. Booster: I mean yeah we're all grown up. *5 mins later* XR: Who wants to put a whoopie cushion on Commander Nebula's chair? Booster: I DO I DO I DO

[incorrectkinnporsche]

Porsche: I'm a boy who is a girl, but I'm also a girl who is a boy

Porsche: if that makes sense

Pete: it doesn't, but it's okay

[alicentsstark]

Drakken: Oh, look, Shego, my cousin Ed.

Shego: OK, here’s a general rule for looking at photos: If I'm not in it, don't need to see it.

[somnas-writes]

Big: Porsche shut the fuck up

Porsche: what do we say?

Big, resisting the urge to slap him: please shut the fuck

[sarcastic-candy-dealer]

*A rare family dinner where everyone is gathered even Kim after the Kimchay breakup , minus Korn*

Chay notices Kim looking in his direction with a strange look : Kim why do you look so constipated?

Kim : so WHAT now?

Chay : You look constipated, do you need a laxative or something?

Kim : I'm NOT constipated

Chay : you sure?

Vegas trying and failing to hold back his laugh: That's true cousin you do look a bit constipated

Khun giggling : he does look constipated doesn't he Porsche?

Porsche wheezing :Y-you-re s-so right

Kim : I'M NOT *he got interrupted by loud laughter from the people at the table. The bodyguards who were in that room were trying and failing miserably not to laugh. Macau who was laughing so hard at this point, lost his balance and fell from his chair*

[shawolsos]

Korn: I raised my kids right! Whoever did it will confess.

Korn: Or the other two will rat him out.

[yesisayswhaaa]

fridays are for rumpus and ruin, captain kp hob probably