#incorrect mtmte quotes

[wetsocksinbed]

Prowl: You have the right to remain silent

Hot Rod: I choose to wave that right

Hot Rod: *screams*

[incorrectmtmtequotes]

Whirl: fuck you my child is completely fine

Rung: Your child reads classic literature for fun

Whirl:

Whirl Jr., reading Charlotte Brontë: I kill people to

[kawareo]

Co-Captaining

Megs' side profile is so fun to draw

Inspired by this post by @cyber-streak-2

[lost-light-incorrect-quotes]

Y/n : *banging a datapad on the table out of frustration*

Megatron : Stop that. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Y/n : I—

Y/n : I don’t know the correct answer to that question

[transfrmrs]

Rodimus: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors Rodimus: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats. Rodimus: At the top floor is Drift with a gun

[theskywingartist]

Made these a year or so ago. Thought y’all might enjoy too

[cyber-streak-2]

Cyclonus: Be nice.

Whirl: I can’t.

Cyclonus: Why not?

Whirl: I don’t want to.

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Issue 9 Ratchet said he was spray painting his hands

He left the undried paint on Drift’s face after he tried to shut Drift up

[gardenofchrome]

Megatron: Rodimus we’re being chased by a whole planet.

Rodimus: Who gives a s*** anyways—hold up—

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.

[swivelbot]

Sunstreaker: This is Bob, don’t worry, he’s homeless.

Rodimus: Don’t you mean harmless?

Sunstreaker: No, he can kill you, I’ve just given him shelter and chocolate milk.

[wetsocksinbed]

Chromedome: Why would you give Rewind a knife?!

Whirl: He said he felt unsafe

Chromedome: Well now I feel unsafe!

Whirl: …

Whirl: You want a knife?

[incorrectmtmtequotes]

Rung: Yesterday, I overheard Rodimus saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Whirl replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

[obscure-imaginations]

Optimus, attempting to reform Megatron: What do we say when someone says something to upset us?

Megatron: Hoes mad.

Optimus: No.

[lost-light-incorrect-quotes]

Y/n : Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted

Drift : I’m “a couple of things”

Rodimus : I’m “got distracted”

[transfrmrs]

Tailgate: This is Cyclonus. He's smart and kind and I love him. Tailgate: This is Whirl. I think he has rabies.