#incorrect outsiders quotes

[lemons-bittersweet]

Dally after the gang bailed him out:

[ponyhasapepsiaddiction]

Darry: So the other day I sent Sodapop out to get us some gas.  Darry: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters.  Darry: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.  Darry: …  Darry: I love him so much.

[tuffer-thxn-srandle]

Johnny: What do you think Dally will do for a distraction?

Ponyboy: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Johnny: ... or he could do that.

[well-golly-gee-balkan]

Curly, trying to flirt: so you come around here often?

Ponyboy, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah

[endlessgoldensky]

Two-Bit: “Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?”

Everyone: …?

Steve: “…You were putting it in cold water…?”

Pony: Two-Bit? Answer the question Two-Bit!”

Two-Bit: “Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just like put it in hot water to speed up the… ‘tea-ification’ process! Didn’t realize there was like an actual reason..”

Dally: “You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?”

Pony: Why are you putting it in the microwave TO BOIL IT?!”

Dally: “Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?”

Pony: “It takes less than a minute!”

Dally: “Dude. Is your stovetop powered by THE FUCKING SUN?!”

Pony: “How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?”

Dally: “Like 7 minutes?”

Pony: “Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat. And it boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan!”

Sodapop: “YOU’RE PUTTING THE WHOLE MUG ON THE STOVE??? ON MEDIUM HEAT??? Your stove is enchanted.”

Steve: “Every single person in this house is a fucking lunatic.”

Darry: “DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!”

Based on this random video on instagram

[the-herdier]

Darry: What did you two do?

Soda:

Ponyboy:

Darry: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

[staygoldponebone]

darry: we need to have a serious conversation about this-

dally: i can’t. i’m allergic.

soda: what?

dally: yeah, tightness in my throat, my face gets all red and puffy, i get a runny nose, and my eyes start leaking…

ponyboy: i think he just described crying.

dally: nah, it’s contagious. if people see it, it happens to them too

two-bit: oh, god! i think i have that!

[chainsmokingghoul]

Dally: I've only had Johhny for one day, but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

[rosezrdead]

*at the zoo*

Dally: So, what d'you think they're all in for?

Ponyboy: It's a zoo, Dally not a prison -

Dally: - so they can all leave whenever they'd like?

Pony:

Pony: Well, no but -

Dally *points at an ape*: I bet that one's doin' time for murder.

[skyguygeneraltano]

Non-familial members of the gang describing Ponyboy

Two-Bit: Soft

Steve: Overrated

Johnny: Pretty Boy

Dallas: …. A bitch

[lemons-bittersweet]

Dallas talkin about how twobit was gonna drive to Texas to find Johnny and pony. Like we all know twobits drunk ass CAN NOT drive 😭😭💀💀

[ponyhasapepsiaddiction]

Sodapop: *Reading a letter*  Ponyboy: Well, what does it say?  Sodapop: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Steve killed my pet rock.

[tuffer-thxn-srandle]

*The Curtis brothers at the dingo*

Ponyboy: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Darry: Okay…

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Ponyboy: Orange soda, please!

Darry: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Sodapop: Me too, strawberry soda.

Ponyboy: I am so shocked and betrayed right now. Darry and Soda have completely, thrown me under the bus.

…

Ponyboy: I can’t believe you guys just did that-

Darry: Did what.

Ponyboy: You didn’t order the orange soda.

Sodapop: We changed our minds Pony.

Ponyboy: You said you were getting orange soda-

Darry: Strawberry is better.

Ponyboy: … Whatever, fuck you guys!

*ponyboy getting out the booth and storming off*

Sodapop: Pony, seriously?

Darry: You’re being stupid, don’t be stupid…

*ponyboy flipping him off*

Sodapop: Is he on his period…?

*Darry getting up and walking away in disbelief and concern*

Sodapop: guys…? Don’t leave me here.

[well-golly-gee-balkan]

Two-Bit, to Johnny : Please, picking locks is my specialty

Two-Bit: *throws a brick through the window*

Two-bit: Okay, lets go

[theoutsidersrandom]

Two-Bit: if I was an animal I'd b a hamster.

Darry: that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. Why would you possibly want to be a hamster???

Two-Bit: because if I was a hamster I could ask the female hamster if they were from Amsterdam, because they're a hamster, DAMN!

Darry: please leave my house and never come back.

[the-herdier]

Johnny: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Soda: Not if they consent to it.

Dally: Depends on who you're stabbing.

Darry: YES??!!?