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[lemons-bittersweet]

Johnny: No twobit I’m this *shows gay flag*

Twobit: You’re French?

[lemons-bittersweet]

Steve and soda

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Historians Hate Him

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[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[lucyandlucy]

Ponyboy, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Johnny: Yeah, Ponyboy will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Ponyboy: Exactly, I will straight up-

Ponyboy:

Ponyboy, tearing up: Johnny, why would you say that?!

[mandoriana]

Okay, but have you ever stopped to think how INSANE Merlin should be for the people of Camelot?

"Yeah, death had a near-Merlin experience,"

"Merlin doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square."

"Witch Morgana checks his closet every night for Merlin."

"Merlin once played Death roulette with a crossbow and won."

"Merlin was once bitten by a snake and after five days of excruciating pain, the snake died."

Then somehow the knights and Arthur heard about it and it went downhill from there.

Arthur: When Merlin enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Gwaine: Merlin doesn't have good aim. His arrows just know better than to miss.

Laneclot: Merlin actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Nobody knows, but Lancelot was telling the truth.

[sunsetgreaser]

Darry, at the police station: Hi, I'm here for Dallas.

Officer: Last name?

Darry: Ah, you must be new.

[lemons-bittersweet]

Little soda looking at his parents while they tell him they didn’t get him a pony but had another kid:

[cloversplace]

Ponyboy: is it wrong that the days I spent on the run for murder I consider to be the best days of my life?

[military-newsboys]

Ponyboy: How good of a mood are you in? Darry: ...What did you do?

[twistedappletree]

hans: “but uncle, i love him”

henry: somewhere crouched in a field, covered in dirt, arguing with a sheep while shoving fistfuls of marigold in his pockets

[wrenammil]

No because I fully get Steve and Ponyboys relationship to each other because me and my friend spend every single day together.

Like in the dorms, at breakfast/lunch/dinner, outside of it—we argue all the fucking time like 24/7 and are pretty much like sisters

A conversation between us that I think fits Ponyboy and Steve:

Steve: “Listen, I would absolutely take a bullet for you. If something happened to you, I’d kill someone. But no you absolutely fucking cannot have a bite of my sandwich.”

Ponyboy: “fuck you.”

[curtis-brothers-hug]

After Soda reveals that Sandy’s pregnant:

Darry: “you know I’m a little disappointed in you, Steve. You spend a lot of time with Soda. You could have done a better job looking out for him.”

Steve: “ok, I’m sorry I’m not a condom.”

[lucyandlucy]

Darry: Ponyboy why do you smell like weed?

Ponyboy: how do you know what weed smells like Darrel?

Darry: I-

Ponyboy: Ha! Busted! Your grounded for a week