#incorrect patd

[incorrectthroam]

Ryan: *driving recklessly*

Patrick: Ryan, for the love of god, slow down! You almost ran over Shane!

Ryan: He's on the street, he knows the risk he's taking.

[chewyhanniebug]

soooo the teaser is more uh. graphic? than i expected? and i have my doubts that the "villains" already getting pissed off by a ROCK band making ROCK music will be happy. good

[release-the-mccracken]

Spencer: Ryan's always writing in his diary. I can't even imagine how deep he gets when other people can't read it. Ryan, writing in his diary: Today, I saw a cat.

[ronnierox]

Idea desarrollada por Chatgpt.

¿Es cierto que MCR se separó para hacer sufrir a los emos?

Gerard: Sí.

Frank: Misión completada con éxito ☑️

Mikey: No niego ni confirmo esa información

Pete: HAHAHA, ¿y Fall Out Boy qué?

Patrick: ¿Nosotros qué hicimos?

Pete: Traumatizar a los fans con Young and Menace

Brandon: Panic! lo hizo mejor, nos convertimos en un solo hombre y los fans aún están en terapia

[unknownvhs]

"Clowns are marching along singing a song just like they do.

If the clowns were singing a song, I'd sing along, wouldn't you too?

If you just knew what they could do, if you just knew what would they do?"

-Panic! At the Disco

[httpsfelicity]

Dallon, entering the room: bonjour!

Brendon: fuck outta here with that shit I don't speak croissant

[incorrect-trinity]

Patrick: Is that your hand on my ass?

Dallon: It's an accident.

Patrick: Dallon, your hand's still on my ass.

Dallon: It's still an accident!

[cloud-winchester]

Brendon: I love all my bandmates equally

Brendon: Spencer, Dallon, Jon, Brent, Nicole, Mike, Dan, and...

*looks at smudged handwriting on hand*

Brendon: Riley

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: The problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one I'm obsessed with

[c0rrect-bands]

Brendon: *struggling with a menial task*

Ryan, sighing: God, give me patience.

Brendon: Isn’t it “god give me strength?”

Ryan: If God gave me strength, you’d be long dead.

[incorrectthroam]

Brendon: I am CRYING right now. You made me CRY.

Ryan: Baby.

Brendon: Now isn't the time for pet names.

Ryan: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you.

[blainemustdie]

Spencer: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Dan: Maybe a tad tipsy?

Dallon: Drunk.

Jon: Wasted.

Brendon: Dead.

[release-the-mccracken]

Brendon, showing a picture of Ryan and Dallon: The guys I have a crush on versus the guys who have a crush on me Dallon: Bitch, who the fuck said I have a crush on you-

[narratorsprologue]

Credit to @_northernsun on twitter but this was too amazing not to share on here.

[inebriated-celebrity-cow]

Syrah: Drinking wine and lying are the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

[thewritethingg]

incorrect throam title as according to a non throam reader: this horny rabbit a motherfucka