#incorrect scp

[wrongfourtytwo]

They’re roommates. They’re learning to get along. They play video games together and come up with incredibly complex and amusing threats

[legendaryevokercupcake]

SCP-053, upon learning how old Cain is: Woah, did you ever meet the founding fathers of America?!

Cain, a black gay man: *Internally* Take a wild fucking guess

Cain, still a black gay man: *Externally* Aw, I'm sorry dear, I never managed to.

[silvandar]

"SCP 035 drove me mad and corroded my skin!"

"Yeah, he does that 😊💕"

[crazedhopelessromantic]

Abby, humming while coloring.

Joe; What are you drawing?

Abby; Death and carnage!

Joe; Oh.

[scary-lasagna]

Slender, to Toby: Everything the light touches, you can always go to.

Toby, pointing to a dark spot on the map: What about there?

Slender: That’s The SCP Foundation, we’re not allowed over there.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[prismolovesfanfiction]

[rachelsfav-queer]

Wenclair meets SCP-999

Wednesday: Enid! Don’t go near that thing, you have no idea what it could be capable of. It’s in this facility for a reason.

Enid: Aww, but it’s so cute, Willa! *speaking to the orange blob* Oh, I wish I could take you home, YOU’RE SO PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!

Wednesday: Enid, keep your voice down! I’d much rather not have to deal with those soldiers we saw coming in.

Enid: Oh come on, Wednesday! You have to admit it is super cute. I’m sure it can’t be too harmful. Besides, the sign said it was safe, and it’s so cuddly!

Wednesday: *suddenly entranced by the SCP creature* Hmm, well… it is intriguing… and quite… cute…

Enid: Wednesday? Are you-

Wednesday: WE’RE BRINGING IT HOME!

Enid smiles widely and literally sprouts a tail just to wag it wildly.

Enid: OKAY! Let’s go!

SCP-999 burbles happily in excitement with its brand new friends’ excitement.

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

Clef: May your Ls be many and your bitches few.

Clef: Wrong person.

Kondraki: WHAT?? CONTEXT???

Clef: no.

[wrongfourtytwo]

Doc no

[saturncodedstarlette]

Dr. Jack Bright : Honey, you forgot your lunch~

Dr. Jack Bright : So I thought it would be, like, cool if I break a rule and deliver your lunch!

Y/N : Aww and I’m here with YOUR lunch! God, we’re cute

Dr. Jack Bright : So damn cute!

[Gunshots sounds]

Dr. Jack Bright : Shit— more guards are coming. Didn’t think they’d be here this fast.

Dr. Jack Bright : Okay good luck on your first day, I love you so much. I’ll see you later tonight!

Y/N : Love you more! Byee! *makes kissy noises*

Fellow researcher, stares judgingly :

Y/N : What? 🤨

[arson-jellyfish69]

I'm still into scp, I'm just normal now

[jacob-the-human]

SCP-049: "imagine losing a fight to an orange blorb that doesn't even like violence"

SCP-076: "LMAO couldn't be me"

SCP-682: "f*ck off, you don't know the full story"

Dr. Bright (with a suspiciously large box): "hey guys wanna see something that could knockout even 682!?"

SCP-682: "Don't you f*cking dar-"

SCP-049: "Yes!"

Dr. Bright: *opens the box revealing SCP-999*

SCP-999: *Happy blorb noises*

SCP-682: "That's f*cking it!" *rips Dr. Bright in half*

Dr. Bright: "w-worth i-it..." *Dies*

The Administrator: "oh great! Somebody get a D-class over here. Oh And also." *Pulls out a comically long list* "another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation"

[nayadefenix]

Pomni:-Caine is so shit he refuses to tell me the way out of the digital circus.

SCP 076:- I also have a shitty Cain that I hate.

Pomni:-Shall we set fire to them?

SCP 076:- yes, let's go!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

SCP: Welcome Home:

Wally: I'm not "showing signs of mental illness." I'm hiding them very well, actually.

Dr Glass: *silently takes notes*

[littlespace-soldier]

Gears: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Bright: What?

Iceberg: What?

Clef: What?

Glass: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.